#whenpicnic remembersnacks

[painted-mind]

shoutout to boyband collectivepact for putting up with our shit

[autistook]

My favorite running joke is to call him Minecraft

[shrimpscream]

The many different ways I’ve seen people spell Benedict Cumberbatch:

Bernendict Cumbingbatch

Benadryl cumquat

Beautiful Carbonara

Benefit Cosmetics

Bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm

Bibledude Comingback

Bubblenut cutiepie

Bannanadick cucumberbitch

Bariumoxyd Calciumsulfat

Batrachotomus kupferzellensis

Benedict Cookiebatch

Babadook Canterbury

Bendysnips Cabbagepatch

Bend-and-snap Cucumbatch

Badgersticks Carriagematch

Bonedump Crucklepack

Benedong Cucumber

Brendict Cromplepork

Blasted Cummerbund

Benedict Townsend

Benefits coordination

Bernadyl cabbagepatch

Barnabus Wizardcock

Smibblesworth Clambercock

Benefactor Cobblestone

Peppermint Cummysnatch

Hubert Cumberdale

Benadryl Cumbersome

Cumbentbert Snapersnatch

Bend-a-dick Cum-a-ban

Blended cucumber

Bandersnatch Koolaidpack

Brandybuck Crackerjack

Fragglerock Crackerdong

Buckingham Bumpersplat

Benjamin Crimpysnitch

Burlington Cockletit

Billiardball Candlestick

Butterfree Crumplesnap

Blasphemy Charizard

Broccoli Coddleswort

Whippersnatch Chickenstrips

Honkeytonk Creamsicle

Rinkydink Carrotstick

Bonaparte Curdlesnoot

Bendybobert Cackleboob

Bendyboot Coffeecup

Snickerdoodle Coodlepoot

Boilerdang Crimpysnitch

Bendynoodle Crumperbunts

Bondoodle cucumbersnatch

Buttercup Cabbagepatch

Benefit cummerbund

Benghazi Crummystick

Boondoggle Crackersmack

Brandyleg Crumpetpants

Benedict Cabbagepatch

Bjornguyson Cryspysack

Bourgeoisie Crimplecrack

Popecomb penguinbatshh

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Benedict Thundercrunch

Bendypole Cabbagepatch

Beekeeper candystore

Bendystraw cucumber

Butterscotch cornstarch

Beanpole cabbagehats

Windowsill tennisrack

Bebeheiwh cueiejdnd

Laryngitis Cucumbersmack

Bennable Cabbagepatch

Benesicy ximnernayxj

Bed addict lumber crash

Beekeeping cucumberman

Benedict cumbersomelastname

Benadryl Cabbagepatch

Benedict sour patch

Blueberry cucumberbutt

Beneficiary cucumbersnatch

Boredom closeted

Benadryl cucumber

Bendydick crumblebitch

Bandersnatch cummerbund

Beanbag cukapoo

Banana cümslut

Bennedict Cabbagepatch

Bevermind chumppies

Bendyball cummingback

Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang

Snophoppple Chumpser

Bandaid crumblynut

SuperMango CrumblyButt

Bendydick Cumberpatch

Bangny crumblesnoot

Bumblebee Croissant

Banana Coconut

Bartholomew Candycrush

Blenderbob wafflenose

Benedict Cumberbitch

Spongebob Squarepants

Buford Crankgameplays

Belly Cringle

Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

Brocklehurst Cummulonimbus

Babbledon brickbunch

Bumblebee cinnamonbun

Broccoli cucumber

Butternut Crinklefries

Butterscotch Candycorn

Blueberry pumpkinpatch

Bramblestick Snickerssnatch

Bundleup Catchyourdeath

Blacktieand Cumberbund

Benedict Cucumberbatch

Mr Cabbagewank

Bodysnatch Cummerbund

Buffalo Custardbath

Benedrill Cucumberpatchsnatch

Buttermilk cabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberpatch

Bendystraw Cadillac

Birdfeeder CocaCola

Benedictine cumbersome

Bendydick cumtoofast

Bouncycat Cucumberpencil

Beverage Cuticle

Beneficial Cabinetry

Berniesandert cherryripe

Borinsob carrotstick

Banister cumblebench

Multigrain Batch Loaf

Benedettini Cabinetry

Congleton Sandbach

Breezewood Cumberland

Crabmeat Benedict

Bumblebee conservation trust

Blueberry pumpkin patch

Bendybutt Cannotkrump

Burntisland Cowdenbeath

Benefits of Cucumber

Baked Camembert

Jubberwacky Bandersnatch

Bidet Cankersore

Cadbury Pringle Batch

Pickling cucumber

Bendick‘s Mint Collection

Buttercup Cumbersnatch

Benadryl computerglitch

Brendadirk Cramplescrunch

Butternut Cramplebamp

Beetledwip cumbersnitch

Buffalo Custardbatch

Bandicoot Crumblecake

Baseballhat cozycouch

Benkeyhue Cucumberman

Bumblebee cockpitscatch

Bumblodore cucumberbitch

Brenadool Curtleton

Branmuffin cucumbercrutch

Benadryl cumberbunch

Britishguy Sillyname

Beaniebag Cabbagepatch

Boilerdang crimpysnitch

Whenpicnic remembersnacks

Brandy yummysnack

Further additions are welcome

[cathartic-writing-things]

dear bendydick camembert

thank you for having such fantastically great name. seriously, everyone on this blue hellsite can misspell it any way they want, and yet literally anyone can recognize your name even if it’s warped beyond comprehension.  never fails to make me smile. 

sincerely,  a fan 

ps: my mom calles you benesnatch cucumber

~

(prompt from this ask)

[therandomwatcher]

The realization that, in the future, researching Benedict Cumberbatch online will be almost impossible due to the internet and media tendency to constantly misspell his name on purpose. 

[axylolo]

So I scrolled through the notes, remembering all this crazy shit (7+ yrs guys) and somehow no one has mentioned human pet guy?

Also, does anyone remember that post about how girls and guys take their shirts off differently? It was kinda like the different hats turning people into stereotypes post.

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[onthecrosslook]

whenpicnic remembersnacks

[kinschi]

I was trying to figure out who you were talking about... why can’t you just call whenpicnic remembersnacks his name?

Don’t know why no one can remember his name. It’s so easy!

[satanlostinthedark]

Friend: Hey who’s that actor you like?

Me: Buildahouse Chickensnatch? Yeah, he’s great. Love Benadryl Cabbagepatch. Whenpicnic Remembersnacks got engaged, y’know? Sophie Hunter or something. Look forward to Buffalo Cucumber’s wedding, to be honest.

Friend: WTF?!

[nerteragranadensis]

okay, movie’s over. final thoughts:

I was expecting it to be worse than the other two reboot films (and it is!) but I wasn’t expecting its politics to be so horrifyingly on the nose. like “we’re sending an airstrike into a sovereign nation in retaliation for a terrorist attack” on the nose

with that in mind, Scotty is the only valid motherfucker on this entire ship

I do love uhura sulu and chekov and I was smiling the entire time they were onscreen

climax felt about ten minutes too long but the rest of the movie was pretty well-paced

I’m actually not sure if I would call this a remake of Wrath of Khan. it has some plot similarities, but really the story is completely different, and it incorporates a lot from “Space Seed”. the literary allusions are completely gone, Kirk has a completely different arc, and also there’s an action scene every twenty minutes

and finally a hearty Fuck You to whoever decided to replace Tío Ricardo Montalbán with fucking Benadryl Cucumberpatch

2.5/5. fuck this movie (affectionate)

found a used copy of Star Trek: Into Darkness for $6 at the used bookstore so guess what I'm watching

[mixxcommunity-blog]

Not mine, but man i can’t get over those Whenpicnic Remembersnacks memes http://bit.ly/2YLFnKU

[thunder-stuck]

Not mine, but man i can’t get over those Whenpicnic Remembersnacks memes || 9gagrss || http://bit.ly/2YLFnKU http://bit.ly/2HPBSvX ||

[shu-maii]

fucking up whenpicnic remembersnacks' name*

Do you ever see something that’s just so blatantly wrong that you have to wonder what could’ve possibly happened in that person’s life to lead them to believe the shit they’re saying?

[diy-ke]

this is all that matters right now

[thatpunnyperson]

Ah, yes, the infamous and hilarious name mangling.

My favorites were Banoodle Crumpetpants, Benedettini Cabinetry, and Whenpicnic Remembersnacks, but there were HUNDREDS MORE. Some of the best content to come out of this site, I swear

The thing with Benedict Cumberbatch is just that in the short time before he was super well known for anything and in the infancy of the BBC Sherlock fandom (roughly around the first season and the second season) seeing Cumberbatch in other movies was a delight to people because he wasn't a superstar yet and the thirst for him here was tremendous. That would date that post probably around 2010 or 2011.

Are you sure it’s that simple?

[steampunkwheelchair]

I'm gonna start tagging all my Bennyboozle stuff for you guys. :P