#whenever they wear a skirt i promise u that there is at least one knife strapped to their thigh too

[byanyan]

me: my child is completely normal. look at them!!

byan: *pulls knives one by one out of each pant pocket, one out of their boot, three out of different pockets in their bag, one from somewhere under their shirt, another from their sleeve, and a final one inexplicably from the front of their pants, setting them all into a pile*