#when they have the opportunity to snipe at each other in a way they dont quite realize is *extremely* nerdy bc they're all nerds in AP

[reineyday]

gotta say one of my fave harringrove hc's is when billy, nancy and robin are all in the same AP class together lol. :')

[luvrsux]

a/n: take this until i’m done writing requests and other fics luvs ♡

ONE PIECE HEADCANONS #2

Overwatch Mains!

❝ giving each strawhat + more an overwatch hero they'd play. comment on suggestions i should do! :3 ❞

MONKEY D. LUFFY - Tracer

╰┈➤ I feel like Luffy is so simple enough to play the icon of Overwatch. Luffy was so baffled to see that she was able to teleport and immediately fell in love with the kit. Considering Tracer is also a flanking character, he'd be in the middle of the enemy team causing havoc. Will NOT touch support

Luffy: WOAH SHE CAN TELEPORT???? THATS SO COOL

Other Choices: Reinhardt as Tank, Junkrat as second Damage

RORONOA ZORO - Genji

╰┈➤ This is such an obvious choice, there's no need to explain. He rocks the Sentai skin on Genji or just his regular no-skin outfit just for the green. He's the only hero he has with gold weapons and the highest ranked. He insta-locks this man whenever he's playing.

Sanji: Do you play anyone else Mosshead???

Zoro: Just shut up and heal me if you want to win, cook

Other Choices: Doomfist as Tank

VINSMOKE SANJI - Cole Cassidy

╰┈➤ I feel like Sanji connects with Cassidy's charm and smoking habits so he plays him often. He knows Cassidy is the lover boy of the Overwatch community and everyone obsesses over him so he took that as an opportunity to main him. Sanji's second-best class is support but only really pays attention to Nami's health. Won't heal anyone else (especially Zoro) unless they're shouting at him.

Zoro: SWIRLY BROWS, CAN YOU HEAL ME? IM AT 20 IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT

Sanji: WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED JUMPING SO MUCH ID HEAL YOU. LET ME HEAL MY SWEET NAMI FIRST

Zoro: I DIED ANYWAYS I HOPE THEY KILL YOU

Other Choices: Mercy and Ana as Support

GOD USOPP - Widowmaker

╰┈➤ This choice is so obvious. Widow is a sniping character, and so is Usopp. He is a menace to Widow and doesn't even know it. He likes how Widow isn't meant to be on the actual battlefield but more on the sidelines picking off the enemy teams. He screams like a bitch when someone flanks behind him though.

Usopp: Okay, I killed their supports we should be good- *A Tracer comes up from behind* LUFFYYYYYYYY THERES SOMEONE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Luffy: Oh sorry Im in spawn :p

Other Choices: Lucio as Support, Hanzo as second Damage

NAMI - Kiriko

╰┈➤ Nami definitely loves Kiriko for her more angsty personality that no one likes. She'd rather help in the backlines than deal with fighting up front, but she puts the kunais to WORK. Sanji is always on her tail and targets anyone who tries to or manages to kill her.

Nami: Dang it, I died. Try to hold out a little longer guys-

Sanji: WHO DID IT NAMI????? ILL KILL THEM FOR YOU MY SWEET

Other Choices: Brigette as second Support, Ashe as Damage, D.va as Tank

TONY TONY CHOPPER - Mercy

╰┈➤ Chopper will mainly play any support but Mercy is his top choice. He tries to revive anyone he can even in the tightest of situations. He is the best healer you can get, but he can also be a great tank. But our lil baby gets stressed...

Chopper: IM COMING LUFFY DONT WORRY

Zoro: Chopper, can you damage boost me?

Chopper: YEAH IN A SEC-

Sanji: Chopper revive! That Zenyatta is so low!

Chopper: IM TRYINGGGGGGGG

Other Choices: Orisa and Wrecking Ball as Tank

NICO ROBIN - Moira

╰┈➤ There is no possible way Nico doesn't play Moira. I feel like she's more DPS Moira than anything but still upholds good support for her team.

Other Choices: Sombra as Damage, Lifeweaver as Support

FRANKY - Reinhardt

╰┈➤ Franky is 100% the crew's Tank main. He knows every tank playstyle from top to the very bottom but his favorite is of course the loudest one there. Franky is the most reliable tank you can get. He insta-locks Rein and adores him to the very end.

Sanji: I think you should switch, Franky they have a few counters-

Franky: Ill still kick their asses, I dont care Im playing Reinhardt

Other Choices: Bastion as Damage

SOUL KING BROOK - Junkrat

╰┈➤ Brook finds ruining people's day by playing the most annoying character on the roster the funniest thing ever. He laughs when Junkrat laughs manically. It's such a fitting choice for his personality

Other Choices: Reaper as second Damage

PORTGAS D. ACE - Solider: 76

╰┈➤ He is such a straightforward person enough to play Solider but be dope good at it. Ace would be the type of person to get ahead of themselves and over-extend though.

Sabo: ACE ACE YOURE OVER EXTENDING I CANT HEAL YOU-

Ace: Huh? *dies* Oh my bad

Sabo: Ill get off right now.

Luffy: BAHSKAKAHAIAHA WHY HE DIE LIKE THATAHSAA-

Other Choices: Torbjorn for second Damage

SABO - Baptiste

╰┈➤ Sabo is definitely a good damage support hero. He loves Bap for his sweet personality yet dark backstory similar to his own. He can't stand playing with 2 reckless damages every time though (Luffy and Ace)

Luffy: Saboooooo why didn't you heal meeeeeee :(

Sabo: YOURE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP IM SORRY???

Other Choices: Zenyatta as second Support, Echo as Damage

TRAFALGAR D. WATER LAW - Ramattra

╰┈➤ I see Law playing the most complex Tank in the game but Law can play almost anyone on the roster if he feels like it. He barely gives out any callouts unless he is raging like crazy

Luffy: Imma go in and kill everyone

Law: ...

Zoro: I need help over here not gonna lie

Law: ...

Sanji: I think Im gonna switch-

Law: CAN THIS SYMMETRA STOP PLACING TURRETS ON OUR SPAWN OH MY FUCKING-

Other Choices: Reaper as Damage, Mercy as Support

EUSTASS KIDD - Roadhog

╰┈➤ Kidd is definitely a one-trick and only for the most annoying tank in the game. Killer is definitely his pocket healer and will yell at anyone who comes after his skills in the slightest

Law: Kid please pick another tank, you're doing terrible

Kid: WHAT??? FUCK YOU SAY

Luffy: YOU SUCK

Kid: I COULD BEAT BOTH OF YOU IN A 1V1 RIGHT NOW-

thats all! i hoped you enjoyed the little dialogues hehe

[lavellander]

more bc i am unstoppable now

I Am Thinking About My DA Protagonists’ Taste In Romantic Partners both their “usual” type and why they’re drawn to their canon love interest (and the hypothetical ones from other games). i expect no one to give a shit abt this except me lsdfjd but im on a roll and its a good exercise or whatever. i’m sure i’ll use it eventually?????

once again. i know no one gives a fuck but if anyone DOES happen to want to torture themselves and read this pls know all my ocs are bi except zaniyah, who is a lesbian<3

sarenan: 

general disclaimer that “in the circle love is just a game” etc etc etc so while she definitely is more inclined to romantic relationships, she only really had friends w benefits at most

she likes smart people! she likes fun people, she likes people who can get on board with her fucked up sense of humor. she’s witty and charming and loves to flirt just to flirt, and in the circle that wasn’t much of an issue lol. leliana is the first person she ever feels like...foot-in-mouth around, bc suddenly she likes and is attracted to someone and...that’s allowed? it’s all very foreign to her but she falls Real Hard, Real Fast

in a hypothetical da2 romance obviously isabela is extremely hot but also sarenan canonically has a foursome w her, leli, and zev so dLFKKDS it makes sense that bela’s the love interest of choice<3 (but also i think it would be like...friends-to-friends with benefits-to-lovers lol)

in a hypothetical dai romance once again josie is very hot and also so sweet and cute and delightful !!!!! idk if its just me but i see similarities bw origins leli and josie so again it just makes sense to me that josie is the LI for an inq romance :’)

(BUT for the most part. it is pretty hard for me to imagine sarenan w anyone but leli, bc they are the only couple i have that like. makes sense. lmfao)

maeve: 

actually doesnt often have romantic relationships? she has ~flings~ and rarely catches feelings. she describes her type as “anyone sexy” 

(her and isabela do in fact have a brief Thing but strictly no strings attached; this is bc i was very very adamant about romancing isabela when i played da2 and then anders fucking SNIPED me. so i incorporated it into canon i guess. lmao)

her attraction to anders is originally just “sexy tortured man” and then “sexy tortured man that gives free healthcare to poor people!!!!” and then - after it’s clear it won’t be a fwb situation - she realizes she has Actual feelings for him and is like well. its been a good run. guess i’ll die! until he reciprocates dflksdjf then they are kirkwall’s weirdest couple to everyone except themselves :’)

in a hypothetical dao romance her and zev would be classic fuckbuddies who accidentally start having a crush on each other, absolutely refuse to acknowledge it, then someone else in the friend group is like “oh my god PLEASE just kiss we are all going insane watching yall do this” <3

in a hypothetical dai romance im still torn bw sera and bull. maeve would just keep hitting on sera until sera did something about it; bull would be similar to zevran in the fuckbuddies-accidentally-caught-feelings dynamic

alani:

i feel like (depending on the size of the clan etc) alani was prob mostly involved w people she’d known almost all her life. she’s obviously attracted to other ppl who like to learn and stuff, but other than that it’s equal opportunity crushes ykwim. she doesn’t even Know she has a thing about people who are like. puzzles to be solved until solas lol

in a hypothetical dao romance she’d be drawn to alistair bc...who wouldnt be. hes adorable. they’re both warm friendly charming sunshines and i think it’d be natural for them to be drawn to one another. once she realizes he has Baggage she’s like oh. OH. i have to defend you against the world now

in a hypothetical da2 romance i thiiink it would be kinda similar to solas. like oh this bitch has a lot of emotional walls up, he’s got some real shit going on. I Like That. also mage rights, hes a sad sexy doctor, we love a revolutionary, etc. it makes sense imo

zaniyah:

similar to maeve i think she’s more of a fling person than a relationship person, but she has had a couple gfs. she’s not very comfy being super serious but she’s a good gf and is very devoted. generally speaking i think she just likes Hot Ladies but is esp drawn to quirky / weird ppl lol

in a hypothetical dao romance she’d like morrigan bc 1) she’s hot and 2) she’s standoffish lol. she’d take it upon herself to get morrigan to like her as like, a personal triumph, but then along the way realize she has a real crush on her and be like shit? fuck? (the same goes for morg. it would be an oh shit oh fuck moment on both ends)

in a hypothetical da2 romance i think her and merrill would be more like friends to lovers :’) zaniyahs immediately like “youre weird. i like you” also they bond bc dalish etc, and over time she starts liking her more and more. eventually zaniyah just cant take it anymore and kisses merrill, apologizes profusely, etc, and merrill’s like “oh. i thought we were dating?” sldkfjsLDKFJds i care them

(josie is kind of an outlier bc she’s so graceful, collected, knows what to do/say always, etc. i dont believe in love at first sight but if i did thats what zaniyah and josie would be<333)

ranae:

she doesnt like. have a type really. because she’s just been in love w her childhood best friend since forever and doesnt think of what she might like in other ppl bc well. he’s right there? she assumes they’ll be together forever, even if only platonically :( 

when she meets morrigan she’s like oh i like women too apparently. cool?? when she meets alistair shes a little put off by the fact that hes a golden retriever, then clings to him bc Trauma, then VERY begrudgingly realizes she has a crush on him but feels like shes betraying tamlen 

eventually she comes to terms w the fact that like. theres nothing she can do about tamlen unfortunately, and alistair is here and Loves Her and he’s been the only person to make her truly happy in a very long time. it takes a lot for her to think she deserves that, but she does, and the rest is history :’)

in a hypothetical da2 romance it makes perfect sense to me that she’d latch onto the other Elf Who Is Full Of Rage immediately. they are both very intense and it can put other people off sometimes but they dont really care! die mad about it, shem! etc

in a hypothetical dai romance she’d be drawn (platonically) to blackwall bc grey warden stuff, but subconsciously they both kind of feel like frauds, like they dont deserve happiness, etc; theyre both kinda brusque, at least at first, too. she just kinda sees him as a buddy til she watches him bonding w sera or with some kids or something and then shes like  😳 😳 😳 and then angry that shes like that lmao

[potatowitch]

finding out that the star wars sequel series was written on the fly rather than actually planned out makes so much fucking sense but also pisses me off EVEN MORE because i watched the force awakens in 2016 and within a day of leaving the cinema had a fully fleshed out idea in my head of the direction the next two films would take and the plot points they would cover, all brainstormed in the shower. 16 year old me was more capable of writing a cohesive storyline than disney was. so here you are - i rewrote the sequels to be ten times better than what disney actually gave us. enjoy.

- after rey finds luke they train for a bit then he's like "gotta tell u something. u ever heard of mara jade? she's ur mum" "wait weren't u two dating for a bit" "yeah" "does that mean ur...." "...yeah"

- "why did u leave me on jakku?" "i didnt. she did. i only just learned u existed i wouldve come for u" "oh."

- "...can i call u dad or" "i would be honored if u did"

- meanwhile at the resistance base leia realises finn is force sensitive, gives him her old lightsaber she had in the comics

- because come on. rewatch the force awakens and tell me that man aint fuckin feeling the "shitloads of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced" when starkiller goes off

- and he picks up a lightsaber and instinctively knows how to use it?

- also: two main heroes in a star wars film being a queer coded woman and a queer coded black man.

- and the whole "used to be a stormtrooper and defected, becomes a jedi" is a TOTALLY NEW storyline? not some tired old "white boy villain is a dick for three movies then suddenly turns Good TM right at the end" trope

- make rey explicitly asexual. she's beautiful and smart and got abs that make everyone who sees them MELT but she is NOT INTERESTED in anything but JUSTICE and PLATONIC HUGS

- finn and poe are also making out because come on, disney, if u wanted to show you're becoming more progressive having a loving interracial gay romance is the fucking easiest way to do it. BB8 has two dads and they share The Jacket

- turns out finn is a kenobi because u cannot tell me obi wan didnt Fuck. jedi code says "dont form attachments" but watch the clone wars - obi wan plays fast and loose w the jedi code at the best of times. now we got a skywalker and a kenobi working together being best buds again, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

- the destruction of starkiller has crippled the first order. don't fucking look at me like "the resistance just won a major, VERY VISIBLE victory but OOO no somehow they're still very low on numbers and infrastructure" NO. the public destruction of starkiller has earned the resistance an influx of allies. the republic has started publicly supporting them. the first order spent years building that thing and now not only is all that time, effort and MONEY gone, they lost a shitload of staff and military personnel when it blew up

- "the first order is rich" is a plot point I DO NOT UNDERSTAND because it directly contradicts what's going on in the expanded universe books. the first order was built from remnants of the empire that had been banished to the outer reaches of the galaxy to live out of broken down, shitty old star destroyers.

- it's the reason hux, who was raised in a decrepit old academy in the ass end of the universe by an abusive father, is SO anti republic. in his head, it's the reason he starved as a child. it's the reason his mother is dead. it's the reason he had to be raised by a father that beat him. his hatred for the republic is PERSONAL

- disney learn how to write a good villain challenge? hux EASILY could have been terrifying AND sympathetic

- hux and kylo now have to deal with how absolutely PISSED snoke is that both of them failed with starkiller. hux gets force choked and threatened. kylo gets snoke very painfully rooting around in his head. it is emphasised that snoke's relationship with these two is downright abusive.

- somewhere in there, they realise that the whole five years they've known each other snoke has been deliberately pitting them against each other and sneakily forcing them to undermine each other's authority

- they realise it was snoke's shitty leadership that lead to the destruction of starkiller. they realise that maybe they'd be better off on their own

- the two of them plot to murder snoke themselves. while this is happening, the resistance is happily building an army, gathering resources, and forming alliances. luke and rey have reunited with the resistance and now rey and finn are both happily training with luke.

- snoke dies. hux decides to take the mantle of emperor. kylo LETS HIM because he realises he doesn't know shit about fuck when it comes to leading anything more than his knights. has a crisis of confidence about how useful he actually is, then hux decides he wants to keep the knights of ren around as his personal "fuck up the resistance" squad.

- the two of them working together turn out to be fucking terrifying, competent villains. the films have short, five to ten minute sections where they explore their VERY SIMILAR traumas to make them sympathetic WITHOUT making them seem like "uwu they're not actually bad people" because THEY'RE STILL AWFUL GENOCIDAL MASS MURDERERS

- on the kylo trauma side: it's made obvious in the books that from about age 6 snoke has been in his head deliberately grooming him away from his family. make that obvious in the films. make its impact on kylo obvious in how unsure of himself he actually is. don't make his "redemption arc" one where he suddenly goes light side. give him a bastardisation arc where he realises his whole life he has never made a choice - and then make THE FIRST ORDER his choice. (it is the wrong choice! emphasise that! but make him MAKE THAT CHOICE)

- the resistance thinks they're doing well. they have two new jedi. they've seen very little of the first order outside of small operations that they've been squashing. they think "hm. starkiller's loss must have crippled them. we're doing well!"

- until they learn actually. they've got an emperor now. and the commander of the knights of ren is INCREDIBLY loyal to him. the first order is PISSED OFF and VENGEFUL. they're back with a force. they've started invading and subjugating planets even with their forces cut as thin as they are because hux is a military mastermind and kylo and the knights of ren are a fucking TERRIFYING unit in combat.

- also why did disney decide to present hux in the films as a weak pissbaby when he probably topped his class in all combat situations and fights dirty in close quarters. man can SNIPE. man will bite your fucking finger off if you manage to disarm him. he is a 6 foot beanpole and he will kick your ass

- kylo has a crisis about actually having to kill his mother, uncle and cousin. he still feels a bit bad about han - despite everything, he still loves them and is struggling. he actually confides in his knights about this. we get to see that the knights of ren have a found family dynamic with their commander and they comfort him.

- kylo realises it will be painful to murder the last of his bio family but it must be done, because he's come around to hux's view that the resistance and the republic are standing in the way of true peace in the galaxy. he actually believes that reinstating an empire is the best thing for the galaxy. this makes him a more effective villain because he actually believes what he's doing is right.

- more stormtroopers defect to the resistance. finn is there to welcome them and help them adjust. there's a couple of lowkey force sensitive troopers in there too. we learn more about how horrible, soul crushing and traumatic stormtrooper training is. this is a good way to keep painting the first order as an organisation that violates human rights and the geneva convention at every turn.

- the first order makes up for this loss of troops in picking up recruits from the planets they've taken over in the outer rim because they've been providing stability. again - it is SO EASY to write the first order as sympathetic villains WHO ARE STILL FASCIST ASSHOLES. this would've been such a good opportunity to show the moral argument between stability vs freedom. show the flaws in the republic because they do exist!! we see that throughout the ENTIRE expanded universe! every iteration of the republic fails in some way!

- the fight against the first order becomes increasingly more difficult, but they're actually on pretty even ground. it doesn't make sense to me that disney decided to go for the route of "the resistance should've been squished easily by the might of the first order but uwu kylo can't make up his mind and thats what saves them!" that is not a compelling storyline! they are relatively evenly matched and the resistance only JUST comes out on top!

- kylo kills luke in actual combat, not just "luke randomly dissolves for ... no good reason?". this hits the resistance HARD. rey and finn have to struggle with their desire for revenge. leia realises her son is beyond help. it nearly breaks her. she has a moment where she feels like she has lost everything. poe has to step in to remind her she still has him. it is revealed that he joined the resistance after the first order killed his family HORRIBLY when he was a teenager and he and leia sort of have a mother/son relationship.

- this is also a good way to juxtapose hux and kylo. they took their trauma and it made them awful. poe takes his trauma and it makes him kind. it makes him want to protect people from what he went through. also gets rid of the "haha we made the latino man have a drug dealer background" bullshit that disney did

- poe also has to comfort his boyfriend and best friend and remind them that they are fighting to make the galaxy a better place, NOT for revenge. then they have a discussion about "yeah, don't make revenge your main priority, but the jedi were a bit wrong in saying that you shouldn't enjoy it anyway. it's going to feel good to fucking murder kylo and that's okay". acknowledgement that the old jedi code was garbage and too restrictive for actual PEOPLE to follow it.

- kylo still can't kill leia or chewie. we get flashbacks of her singing to him, braiding his hair, comforting him after nightmares. we see baby ben riding on chewie's shoulders. seeing the conflict between kylo recognising his family loved him and still choosing to be a villain would have RUINED ME. he tells hux this, expecting hux to shoot him for it. hux understands - he had a mother, once. the republic killed her.

- (they actually didn't. she was an imperial slave and was probably left behind when an imperial settlement was being razed. the only reason hux actually survived was because he was his father's only heir. there's a whole spiel in the books about brendol going "this kid is a piece of shit bastard i dont want him" and imperial officials being like "the empire needs kids. go pick him up")

- hux decides to kill leia instead. he nearly dies doing so because woman is STILL a force to be reckoned with even at this age. remember she is actually trained to use a lightsaber AND guns. the only reason hux doesn't die? kylo steps in at the last minute and kills his own mother. he's made his choice. he mourns, and then he steels. there is nothing left to pull him to the light side anymore.

- anakin has given up trying to bring his grandson to the light from beyond the grave. him and obi wan are focusing their force ghost attention on rey and finn. now luke and leia are both there too. we get the same "all my jedi ancestors are rooting for me" moment that disney gave us, except now it's shared between rey and finn.

- the two of them plus chewie cut through the knights of ren until they get to kylo. he kicks the living shit out of them, but they manage to kill him. rey earns some gnarly, sexy scars. chewie needs a hug and goddamn does he get one.

- poe is the one to kill hux. he's not just doing it for the galaxy, he's doing it for leia. the first order already stole his first family from him. he won't lose his second family to them. bonus points if BB8 joins the fight and like ... tases hux in the leg a few times.

- we get some gratuitous "c3p0 and r2 are sneaking through an imperial base and fucking shit up but like, badly because 3p0 never stops talking" scenes

- you want to bring rose tico into it? she's head of the resistance's infiltration team. she's with the droids taking down shields, stabbing people in the back, freeing prisoners, stealing plans, sowing chaos. she's the one who finally takes down phasma.

- without their emperor and the knights of ren, the new empire crumbles pretty quickly. the resistance has taken HEAVY losses but they have won. we get a very beautiful funeral scene for luke and leia. there's a gorgeous group hug between finn, rey, poe, chewie and bb8. poe and finn smooch against the sunset.

- we see finn and rey going into crystal caves to get kyber crystals. poe, chewie, bb8, r2 and 3P0 wait outside the cave in the falcon for them to be done picking up their crystals, then we see finn and rey inside the falcon building their new lightsabers with guidance from a bunch of force ghosts. we get to see that rey has chosen to decorate the inside of the falcon with a bunch of potted plants so she can be surrounded by greenery at all time. the found family aesthetic is STRONG

- rey builds a saber pike. it comes out golden. finn builds a standard single blade saber that comes out white, like ahsoka's. gold to emphasise protection of the weak and the perfect blend of combat and scholarly pursuits. white to emphasise free will from both the jedi and the sith. it is emphasised that these two will NOT be your traditional jedi.

- we see an epilogue where poe is working to help shift the republic's focus from political squabbling to actually protecting its citizens. he leads reconstruction efforts, helps establish more of a presence in the outer rim, constantly fights for moving resources from protecting the republic's assests to providing food, shelter and safety to its citizens.

- finn is constantly by his side. we see him protecting his new husband, on the front lines destroying remnants of the empire and the first order, and using his combat prowess to absolutely murder slave owners.

- rey has taken to training new force sensitives with chewie by her side, however she recognises the jedi code has been failing force sensistives for millennia, and instead her teachings are more aligned with the grey jedi philosophy. she recognises that people feel anger, hate, grief - and that they are all valid emotions. it's what you choose to do with them that is important.

- she actively encourages personal connection, believing that loving your friends and family is righteous and the true path to the light side. her apprentices all adore her, and she is always there for them - she'll listen to their worries, from something as small as "i am 13 years old and my first crush just rejected me" to "i am a former slave coming to you after the first order murdered my family and tortured me. i am having nightmares and am afraid of the anger i feel".

- she encourages apprentices to stay in contact with their family, and she becomes that family for the ones who have lost theirs.

- you get the feeling that this time, peace in the galaxy is actually going to last. anakin, obi wan, luke and leia look on from the Force in pride at their children and grandchildren. they did good. they can finally rest.

- the sequels have made personal choice a major theme. finn chooses to defect. poe and rey choose to be kind, when they have every reason not to be. hux and kylo make the wrong choices. there's no flip flopping like a dead fish between good and evil until the very last second. the lines between kindness and freedom and hatred and subjugation are clearly drawn again and again.

- i sit in the cinema after the screen goes black and i weep. i am satisfied. this was a fitting end for a franchise i have loved for most of my life.

[lu-vas]

do u got any baptiste tips? hes a lot of fun but i wanna get better at him!

ive been practicing a fuckton of baptiste this year and i finally reached 50 hours on him so im excited to share tips. im just warning that i dont play competitive and really just play quick play or arcade but i still work hard and study up to get gud at him despite that. im not sure what baptiste tips you need specifically but i guess i’ll do a Baptiste 101 with each of his abilities

biotic launcher-healing grenades

all i have to say about his primary healing is that it should be 70-80% of what youre doing during the match. also aim it at the ground instead of directly at players so you have a greater chance of hitting them

biotic launcher- damage

his gun is pretty clunky and hard to get used to but once youre decent at it you can be very effective at doing damage, like zen level effective, so make sure to use it when your team doesnt need healing atm

it’s also hitscan so focus pharahs when you have the chance. you can also wipe tracer out pretty easily and be a problem for her if she’s trying to get into your backline (if ur aim is good enough, but its super hard for me lol). also focusing fire on the enemy supports can be really helpful

regenerative burst

since this ability has a long cooldown, my thing with regen is getting as much Value out of it as you can because it helps a ton with emergency healing

if im not solo healing then i usually don’t use it to only heal myself unless its an Emergency. i’ll usually wait until either others around me need healing too or my 2nd healer takes care of me. im also very cheap with it but you know what, this ability don’t come cheap!

best used during intense team battles when your team is taking a shiton of damage as emergency healing along with your healing grenades. when youre pumping the grenades into them coupled with regen burst it can be super tough for the enemy to kill them 

sometimes i use it to emergency heal the squishies around me who are being difficult to hit due to them jumping up and down from taking fire or whatever it is

in theory its good to use before/during one of your dps is using an ultimate that makes them vulnerable (genji/reaper/pharah/etc). it also wont really save you from most offensive enemy team ultimates

immortality field

this ability is the bane of my existence

obv we know its best behind corners during team fights

obv we also know its super effective against a bunch of enemy ultimates (grav, dragons, dvabomb, deadeye, barrage, pulse bomb, tire, meteor strike, blade, blizzard, gravitic flux, shatter, config tank) so tracking enemy ults is helpful. 

timing is also helpful too, e.g., wait till rip tire/dvabomb gets close so the team cant destroy it before they land, wait till youre taking damage from grav/see if youre gonna take any damage at all, etc

throwing it behind a blading genji forces him to have to do a 180 to destroy it & disorients him

you could argue that it’s not as effective against death blossom and tac visor BUT i have a few tips for them

death blossom: i usually wait for during/after the 2nd “Die” to throw down the field, assuming my team has most of their HP already. this means that the remaining duration of his ult has to be spent killing the field, and your team wont have any deaths and will maintain around a quarter of their health

tac visor: this one’s trickier since soldier takes it down pretty quickly. you can wait till he uses a little bit of it to throw it, you can chuck it behind something, you can use it to give yourself/your teammates a little bit of time to get out, its just super dependent on the situation but can be effective if the situation is read right

torb’s lava destroys it (unless you strategically place the drone next to the lava), emp hacks it, bob targets it when he realizes he cant kill an enemy, too much knockback on winston & roadhog’s ults to place it effectively

super helpful when the enemy team is jumping your bastion, gives him the opportunity to just wipe them

super helpful to save individual teammates from potential oneshot abilities like charge, hook, mei freeze, trying to get through a sniper nest. id say doomfist too but realistically it happens way too fast to react quickly enough to it

during team fights i usually wait to use it when the team is taking too much damage that im not able to out heal

a lot of this ability is 1) management and 2) quick reactions and really the only way to get good at those is to practice him!

amplification matrix

use it to either 1) initiate 2) counter-initiate or 3) during big team fights

it’s a throw away ult in all honesty, don’t be afraid to be liberal about its use because youll get it back in like 2 mins

i find that most baptiste players place it directly in front of them but i find it most effective when placed further up in front of the enemy team instead, it gives more of an opportunity to be used by the rest of your team

yes it can be placed in front of you to allow you to emergency heal during big team fights but i have to move around so much at those times that i dont find me getting use out of it from that? im still trying to figure out how to best use it to amp heals but i havent yet :/

comboing with bastion is pretty fun. comboing with mccree, soldier, roadhog, or bastion when theyre ulting is even more fun

im still learning how to best use this ult too, its whats taking me the longest to figure out about bap’s kit tbh

exo boots

this is such a good ability to give yourself high ground so do just that! just make sure youre not isolating yourself to get shot at. getting high ground allows you to see the playing field clearer, give yourself more access to heal your team, keep yourself safe, and throw down immortality field at key moments to save your team (e.g., your entire team getting earth shattered)

also be careful not to be that guy and get sniped because of it LOL it makes baptiste very slow moving and predictable

once you get a finesse for it, you can use it to dodge, avoid damage, give yourself more access to heal, etc, but its all about practice

if you think youre about to get meteor striked, save yourself by charging them up all the way and jumping after you see the red circle. you’ll still take damage but you’ll maintain like 50 something hp

if you cant get out of blizzard you can delay getting frozen by jumping up all the way. you’ll still fall back down and freeze but it gives mei less time to kill you

its good practice to keep to keep it charged at all times just in case (but i dont even do that LOL its still good practice)

thats all i have for now there’s probably many more good tips about him & maybe some of this isnt even right but its what i learned from playing him since his release :) he’s one of my favorite heroes to play and very very fun. not only that but he’s in the current meta for the first time which is exciting. everyone should pick up baptiste!

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Suga On Top [Fourteen] | Suga

Last Dance.

[Masterlist] [Thirteen]

I’m let in by the guards at the door. Another man is waiting for me past the door. He leads me down the hall and up the stairs where he points to a door.

I open the door to find numerous men along with Hyung-Sik. My heart races when I spot Yoongi strapped down onto a chair. He doesn’t look like he’s been too badly injured. The only visible injuries I can see is a bruise on his jaw and blood coming down the corner of his mouth.

“It’s good to see you, Y/N.”

“Sorry I can’t say the same thing.”

Yoongi lifts his head, “Y-you shouldn’t have come.”

“Now, now, Suga. Your wife is an independent woman. She’s free to do what she wants.”

“You have me here. What do you want?”

Hyung-Sik rubs his palms together, “You, of course. Now that you’re here I want to give you a test. You see I don’t just want anyone. I want to make sure that you’re as strong as they come.”

“What kind of test?”

“You know jujitsu right?” I slightly nod, “You took out some of my men so I just want to see for myself how good you are.”

“NO!” Yoongi shouts from his chair, “You want to fight? Then take it up with me.” From the look of his stature, Yoongi won’t last if he goes in to fight Hyung-Sik.

“Oh how sweet is your husband. Should we try?” Hyung-Sik signals one of his men the cut him loose.

Yoongi stands from the chair and immediately goes for Hyung-Sik. He manages to connect with his jaw. It causes Hyung-Sik to stumble back. Yoongi followed up with a kick but Hyung-Sik manages to block it. Yoongi lands another punch and tries for another one but Hyung-Sik takes his arm to swing him over his body.

Hyung-Sik attempts to stomp on Yoongi’s chest but he manages to block the kick. Yoongi pulls him down to one knee, giving Yoongi the chance to tackle him to the ground. Having the advantage, he delivers a series of punches to Hyung-Sik’s face.

Hyung-Sik managed to turn it around when he blocks and hold onto Yoongi’s wrist. Hyung-Sik flips him over so that he was now dominating over him. Instead of attack him with punches like Yoongi did, Hyung-Sik pulls Yoongi by the collar to bring him to his feet where he struck him in the ribs with his knee numerous times.

I could hear Yoongi gasping for air each time he was hit. It made me feel like I couldn’t breathe either.

“Yoongi!” I try to take a step forward but some of Hyung-Sik’s men block my way and hold me back.

Hyung-Sik eventually drops Yoongi to his knees where he started coughing up blood.

“That was fun,” Hyung-Sik says through heavy breathes before looking at me. He crosses his arms to think, “How about this…the lovely married couple against everyone in this room.” He points to the other six men that are in the room. “What a genius idea I just came up with.”

Yoongi starts to crawl. He tries to get up but ends up falling to the ground. I run to him to help him up once I was freed.

He looks at me with such tired eyes. “What are you doing here?” He asks through gasping breaths.

“I’m here to take you home.” I lift him to stand but I have to continue to hold on to him in order to keep him from falling again.

“Good luck.” Hyung-Sik leans up against the wall signaling for his men to surround us.

The men charged at us both. I manage to block the hits that came towards both of us until one man takes out a baton to hit me from behind. Yoongi takes the baton from the man to hit him and a few other men with it until he gets taken down himself.

We’re both starting to get beaten with batons until Yoongi shields me with his body. I hear his grunts of pain in my ear. I try to break out of his human shield but he refuses to let me go to protect him.

“Alright, enough games. Hold him down.” The men rip Yoongi off me and drag him to the corner of the room.

“That didn’t prove anything. It’s obvious that you’re not gonna take a fight serious when Suga is holding you down.” Hyung-Sik kneels in front of me. “How about we make a deal? You beat me in a little sparring and I’ll let Suga go. You lose…well we’ll discuss that later.”

I meet his eyes with such hatred, “I’ll do it.”

He gives me a grin, “Get up.”

I push through the pain in my back to rise to my feet. Yoongi continues to struggle for freedom but the men don’t let up. This was the only way to buy time. Whether I get hurt or not won’t matter. The only thing that needs to happen is me sticking it out until Bangtan come.

I push from my stance to throw a round of punches but he dodges them and manages to grab my wrist to twist it around my back. I use my free arm to hit him with my elbow to his abdomen. I manage to free my arm to deliver a jab to Hyung-Sik’s face.

He licks his bloody lip with a smirk, “That was cute. Try that again.”

I throw another punch but it misses which gives him another opportunity to grab my wrist but this time he slaps me across the face. I taste the blood in my mouth but don’t let it slow me down. It seems Hyung-Sik was just going easy on me in the beginning.

Every punch and kick I would throw at him he dodged and countered with his own jabs. My body is starting to ache from the hits but I keep going.

I swing a kick at his thigh but he locks it in with his arm and starts to slam his fist into my knee numerous times until I fall to the ground. I get on my hands and knees to crawl towards him. He welcomes me with a knee to the face which knocks me on my back.

“Y/N!” I hear Yoongi’s voice shouting for me which gives me the strength to hold out just a little longer.

I sit up on my elbows then push myself to my side, the blood from my mouth dripping out onto the floor. Hyung-Sik looks at his men for approval when I notice a red dot beaming at the ground in front of me. It’s Jimin’s signal.

I smile before lifting myself off the ground, “Hey, Hyung-Sik.” I get his attention back, “I’m not done yet.”

He chuckles before lunging at me. He strikes to kick me but I block it to deliver a set of punches to his face. I get too greedy that he manages to grab my neck and lift me up off the ground. He whispers in my ear, “Spoiler alert, Suga’s gonna die.”

I laugh hysterically which confuses him, “I have a better spoiler but I’m not gonna tell you. I’d rather show you.”

There’s a sudden blast coming from downstairs which causes Hyung-Sik to look away as the door bursts open to reveal Namjoon, J-Hope, Jungkook, and Taehyung coming in.

Take the shot.

He does. It goes right through me and into Hyung-Sik’s head. Both of our bodies drop to the ground. I feel the blood pooling around me as it starts to get dark.

I open my eyes again to complete silence, nothing but his voice. “Y/N!” I stare up at the ceiling until Yoongi comes into view. “No, no, no. Hold on. We’re gonna get you to Jin and he’ll patch you up.” He pulls me in his arms to sit up.

“Yoongi,” I manage to get out. I reach up to touch his face when I feel tears going down his cheeks. “Is he dead?”

He nods his head.

I smile, “Good.”

“Y/N, tell me what to do. Like before, tell me how to fix it.”

“I’ll tell you, Yoongi.” He nods leaning in to listen carefully as I take shallow breaths to get my words out, “I want you…to bury me next to my mom. Tell my dad that he was a good parent and Yoongi…Yoongi, you are a good leader but a lousy husband…” I manage to chuckle, “…but I still love you.”

“I’ll make it up to you, I promise but you have to stay awake.” He pats my cheeks to keep me attentive but I know well enough that it’s not the case for much longer.

This is what death feels like. I spent my whole life waiting for it and now I can stop wondering and let it have me.

My hand goes limp. I start to feel cold. The loud pleads of Yoongi are soon turned into whispers then sound distant until it’s silent again.

EARLIER…

Before I head out I pull Jimin aside, “There’s one more thing I need you to do for me.”

He nods, “What’s up?”

“Namjoon is going to be planning to have you snipe. I need you to promise me that no matter what, if you have a shot, you take it…even if that means shooting through me to hit him.”

“What?” He starts shaking his head, “No, I can’t do that. I won’t.”

“Jimin,” I take his hands into mine, “Suga’s life is at stake here. My life is expendable. Without him, Bangtan won’t be able to recover. I need you to do this for me. I have to go in knowing that you will save Suga. You have to promise me. Please.”

He stares at me with such sorrowful eyes but ultimately nods his head, “I promise.”

[Finale]

[sutterbabe]

#1 Dylan Strome

 dylan strome? he was so cute in that video about the stick thing

please do some dylan strome writings!! :)

YOU ARE AMAZING! can you do one where you've been together with Dylan Strome for a while and someone from an other team flirts/hits on you and dylan gets jealous?

Dyl needs more love ok, I love stromer. I hope he’s having a great day (also bby pls shave u look gross atm i dont like it)

Warnings: language

Song suggestion of the day: Tell me the same by MICHL

did some of this remind me of the world junior loss against finland? Did i cry a lot when I thought of that? The answer to both of these is yes because I have nothing better to do than cry over team canada.

“Dylan,” you called, wandering out of the bedroom and smothering a yawn. “Dylan!”

“Oui Madame?”

You giggled as your boyfriend popped his head out of the kitchen wearing the only apron he owned which had the words ‘world’s okayest cook’ printed in large bold lettering. 

“What’s cookin’, good lookin’” you questioned, resting your chin on his shoulder. “Since when have you made breakfast, huh?”

Dylan rolled his eyes. “Oh so now I can’t just do something nice for my girlfriend, huh?” he joked, turning around to face you.

“Trust me, I’m not complaining.” you assured him with a grin. 

“Good for you, otherwise I would have eaten it all myself.” he smirked, leaning down to kiss you gently.

“Sorry for your loss.” you laughed. “How long do I have to wait, huh?”

Truth be told, Dylan was not the greatest chef but at least the food he made was edible so you couldn’t really complain. You knew part of his reasoning for doing all of this was to take his mind off tonights game, which you both knew was going to be a tough one and you weren’t really going to complain if this was how he chose to deal with it.

“Well maybe if my lovely girlfriend would be so kind and stop distracting me, I could make sure it doesn’t burn.”

“Yes chef.” you replied with a grin, finding a spot on the couch where you watched him cook. When he finished, he plated it up and brought it over to you, joining you on the couch.

“So tell me what I’m looking at here,” you asked.

“For your dish today I have prepared waffles topped with ice cream and a forrest berry reduction.. that I bought from the store.” He announced, imitating the few Masterchef episodes you’d watched together. You laughed at that. “And for me, fried eggs and tomato on a base of lightly toasted wholewheat bread and smashed avocado.”

“Ooh, very fancy.” you laughed. “Looks good too, you been taking a few tips from Mitchell at the juniors have you?.” 

“Wow, such faith in me, I’m offended.” he joked, faking hurt.

“You’re an idiot, Dylan Strome.” you laughed, nudging his side. “But,” you added, taking a bite of your food. “it is really good.”

“Why thank you.” He chuckled, pleased with himself.

“Okie dokie, Dyl.” you said, taking a deep breath as you smoothed his collar. “You go out there and you show ‘em.” You leaned up to kiss him gently. “I’ll see you in a few hours, okay?”

“Okay,” he replied, nodding stiffly. “Love you.”

“Love you too, Dyls.” you replied with a small smiled. “Now go and do what you do best.”

That made him smile a little. “Okay, I’ll see you after the game.” he replied, kissing you again before jumping in the car and driving off to the rink. You grinned, waving a little as you watched him go. 

Meanwhile, in the couple hours you had to yourself till you needed to get ready, you tidied up the house and got a couple of things done that you hadn’t had the time to get to yet before making your way upstairs to shrug on your jersey to head to the game.

Normally, you would of sat with the other WAGs but for this game you sat close to rink side. Sometimes for Dylan, just knowing you were there wasn’t enough, so if he could look up every now and again and see you sitting there, cheering him on, it helped to calm him. For a big game like this, you were going to do everything you could that might help him out. Dylan sent a small smile your way as he caught sight of you and you smiled back, taking your seat as the two teams warmed up. You were so focused on Dylan that you almost had a heart attack when a puck landed in your lap, causing you to glance up to see one of the opposing defenders shoot you a wink before skating off. Both yours and Dylan’s jaws fell open a little in shock. It was no secret that you and Dylan were a couple, you’d been together long enough that everyone seemed to know. Sure, when you’d first gotten together, getting hit on was a much more common occurrence and even now you’d receive the occasional flirt or compliment when you were out alone but now at the hockey? Never, you were pretty sure Dylan Strome had gone to great lengths to let the hockey world know how much he loved you. Even before that, you might have faced some flirting but definitely never anything as blatant as being tossed a puck with someone’s number on it. Stunned, all you could do was stare across the ice at your boyfriend who had recovered from the initial surprise and was now fixing said player with a look that really did not make you very optimistic for how this game was going to go.

The first period started and already you could see tensions were high between the two teams, with the opposing team opening scoring early, much to Dylan’s frustration. Going into the second period with Erie scoreless, things began to heat up, with Erie spending a lot more time in their defensive zone than you were comfortable with. That was until Taylor Raddysh got ahold of the puck and the otters were streaking down the ice. Someone hit Taylor, but not before he’d passed it to dylan, who passed around his defender to Alex DeBrincat who tapped it home. You jumped to your feet, cheering as you watched the boys tackle each other in a hug. Both teams finished the second tied, but it didn’t last long.

By the half way through the third the otters were down one. Dylan was visibly agitated and it showed in his game. The game was definitely a lot more physical than it had been in the last two periods. A snipe from Kyle Pettit tied it up with 3 minutes remaining. Both the remainder of the third period and overtime remained scoreless. Which meant you were going into a shootout which was literally the worst part of watching hockey. Dylan managed to get one goal past the goaltender but the otters still lost 5-3.

You knew Dylan was going to be understandably disappointed when he finally emerged from the locker rooms. He wasn’t much into PDA but you knew that you’d both would probably go home and cuddle till one of you fell asleep, which you didn’t much mind. To be honest, you just wanted to support him as best you could. 

Focused on Dylan more than you were your surroundings, you jumped when someone waved a hand in front of your face. 

“Wouldn’t I play to know what’s going on in that pretty little head of yours.” the guy chuckled. You blinked, vaguely recognising him as the defender that had given you the puck during warm ups. “You from erie, huh? Might have to show me around sometime.”

You chuckled nervously. “I’m sorry, but I’m not interested.”

“Aw, just a little walk around town doesn’t mean anything..” he replied with a smirk. ”I mean, unless you want it too?”

“Sorry, you’ll have to ask someone else. I’m spending tomorrow with my boyfriend.” you replied pointedly, really hoping he would sense defeat at that.

“Boyfriend, huh?” the guy laughed. “I don’t see any boyfriend. Anyway, what kinda guy lets you go to a hockey game alone?” 

You narrowed your eyes at him. “I don’t need his permission. I wanted to go, so I did.” you retorted.

“Hey, chill, sweetheart. It was just a question.”

“Unfortunately.” you muttered. “Now, I’m sorry but I’d appreciate it if I could be left alone.”

“I’m just saying, just because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score.” he continued. “And, as you saw tonight, I know a lot about scoring.”

You rolled your eyes. Did this guy ever shut up. “Yes... seeing as you’re a defender who scored a total of 0 goals tonight. Besides, I’ve already got myself a top scorer thanks.” this time you turned away from him and pounced on the first opportunity you got, which just so happened to be Taylor Raddysh, who watched like a dear in the headlights as you greeted him like you guys had known each other since forever. 

“Hey, woah, I wasn’t done with you.” the guy butted in. You sent Taylor the most pained look you could and mouthed ‘where the fuck is dylan’ till he finally got the memo.

“Hey, sorry. I just remembered I left my...” taylor struggled to think of a lie on the spot. “thing. In the locker room. I’ll leave you guys to it.”

You mentally face palmed. You could deal with this guy perfectly fine. You’d just wanted to know what was taking Dylan so long so you could finally leave. You also didn’t want to be left alone with this creep. And.. truth be told. Dylan was not going to be too happy after the loss and if he heard some guy was annoying you... Needless to say it was not going to be fun. Normally, Dylan was pretty good, his self control was surprising strong and he managed to deal with it calmly most of the time but after a game.. well, emotions ran high and his self control kinda went out the window. Meanwhile, overly persistent douche bag, was still talking your ear off.

“Look, I’m sure you’ve got somewhere to be-”

“Got nowhere to be except with you, gorgeous.”

It was at that point that Dylan Strome came barrelling out of the otters locker room, murmuring the words: “I’m going to fucking kill him.” several times over. His gaze found the guy opposite you and you stopped him before he could take another step.

“Dylan,” you warned.

He ignored you, pointing accusingly at the other guy, making you catch his wrist. “The fuck did you just say to her? I will fucking end you.” 

The guy had begun to laugh. “Strome? You’re dating Strome?”

You turned sharply. “Is that a problem?”

“It is when he wants to fuck you.” Dylan growled. 

“This is too good. How the fuck you manage to score that? You can’t even make the NHL.”

Dylan strained against your hold on his wrist and you piped up before he could say anything else. “I notice you’re still playing OHL, get the fuck off your high horse dumbass.” 

“at least I win in the OHL” he smirked

“Shut the fuck up and stop fucking eyeing my girl.” Dylan snapped.

You rolled your eyes. “Dylan, lets go.” you tugged gently on his wrist.

“It’s not my fault she’s so fucking hot.” Okay, there we go, that’d done it. Dylan snapped, slamming the other guy up against the wall with surprising speed. The guy chuckled. “Oh tough guy, eh?”

“Dylan!” you protested.

“Who the fuck do you think you are? You fucking disgust me. If I ever see you near her again, I swear to god I will fucking end you, got it?” Dylan seethed. “Now get the fuck outta here, you piece of shit.”  Dylan finally let the guy go and he obviously knew better than to argue, slinking away with a smirk in your direction. This was not before Dylan had grabbed you round the waist and kissed you, flipping the other guy off as he did so.

“Dy,” you protested, attempting to pull away. “Dylan,”

“No,” he grumbled, deepening the kiss. He didn’t pull away till he was sure the other guy was long gone,

“I had it handled.”

“The fuck you did. What a fucking sleaze bag.” Dylan growled lowly as he dropped his heavy sportsbag on the floor with a thud.

“This is exactly why I didn’t want you to know. You overreact-”

“I overreact?! Did you hear the way he spoke to you?” Dylan cried, throwing his hands up.

“I don’t want you to fight him! Especially off ice!” You protested.

“He was ogling you that whole game!” Dylan retorted. “What else do you want me to do?! Just sit there and let it happen- to watch it happen!”

“You don’t have to get yourself in trouble because of me! If that’s how you react, then yes! Let it go!”

“Let it g-? Let it go?! I can’t just let it go! You’re my girlfriend!” He yelled.

You both stood there staring at each other for a moment, Dylan was slightly out of breath. You were lying if you said that this wasn’t attractive but you couldn’t have Dylan hurting someone or getting in trouble or, even worse, getting himself hurt because of you, you’d never forgive yourself.

“I’m sorry I yelled. I just...” he looked lost as he searched for the words. You cupped his face gently and leaned up to kiss him. 

“Dylan, I know and I get it. But as cute seeing you all jealous and defensive is, I can’t have you pulling shit like that because of me.” you smiled softly. Dylan didn’t reply, just leaned down to kiss you again as you ran a hand through his messy curls.

“I wasn’t jealous.” he mumbled quietly when he finally pulled away.

“Oh liar, liar, you were so jealous.” you laughed.

“I was not.”  he retorted with a grin, kissing you again gently.

You hummed, smirking as he wrapped his arms round your waist and pulled you into him. “That’s what they all say. You were so jealous.”

He chuckled. “Okay, maybe a little jealous.” he murmured.

“Just a little?” you laughed.

He rolled his eyes and you snorted. “Well at least I know that I’ve got a big strong boyfriend to protect me from all harm.”

“Well..” dylan began, joking.

You scoffed and nudged his shoulder. “You are so rude.”