#when kids eat a blue lolly and their tongue turns blue

[ryukisgod]

I know women who wear unisex clothes are still women I was asking if they are what you call “female presenting?”

How can a dragon be “female presenting?”

They’re naked lizards without visible genitalia

I am literally on my knees begging fantasy writers to use "he-elf, "he-dragon," and "he-dwarf." ... Oh, it sounds weird? Then stop doing it for the female presenting ones, it sounds just as weird 🤭

[happydaysandersen]

Beach days.

Author Notes:  Pairing: Reader x Alex  Warnings: Slight teasing but nothing hot N’ heavy.  Word count: 1854

requested by Anon a couple of months back. Sorry it’s taken so long. 

Taglist: 

@nothingbuthappydays, @sweetvengeancee, @dangerousvikings, @noaor @hornyorca, @inthenameofodin, @guardianofthestars25, @sliceofparadise, @ivartrash, @more-thaan-words, @synnersaint, @sugakookiexx, @littlepanda-love, @float-autumn-leave, @ivartheboneme, @lordavanti, @tiyetiye,  @ceridwenofwales & @holy-minseok @ivarinleatherpants  @kirah34 , @bluearchersstuff, @radi0active-thoughts, @sconniebelle, @fuckthatfeeling, @ivarbarnes, @dani-si, @ateliefloresdaprimavera & @ivars-heathen & @thatonepuremoment

The sun was shining as you had your visor down, driving along the country lanes with the boot of your car loaded with a picnic and towels. It wasn’t often you had good weather, when you did you certainly didn’t want to spend it driving in your car. But, today was different. As you felt your boyfriends hand place over your own, shifting down a gear as you hit a bend. You couldn’t help but look to see his light blue eyes, his lips framing a smile as he got your attention for a moment. You waited until it was safe to hold his hand. Still keeping control of the car, your eyes on the road. You could feel his smile directed at you, as he pulled your hand to his lips and a kiss on the back of your hand, before lowering it back so you could change gear of grab the wheel if needed.

“You okay babe?” you asked still smiling at the lingering sensation of his kiss on your hand.

“Yeah, I’m just excited for the beach” he cheered almost like a kid, causing you to let out a small laugh. “I also enjoy watching you drive” he muttered before leaning over and kissing your shoulder quickly. Ensuring not to startle you or distract you.

“We’re almost there” you smiled, as you turned the last bend and found yourself at a set of lights. You could see the beach to the left of you, the sun shining, the waves flowing. As you pulled off when clear, turning into the car park. You turned the ignition off and turned to look at Alex. You couldn’t help but admire his face, his cheek bones, his eyes and even the slight side burns. “You ready handsome?” you asked as he placed a hand on your kneed.

“one sec” he stated as you looked at him confused, he placed his hand to your cheek. His thumb running along your jaw as he pulled you into him. His lips fitted so perfect on your own, as you leaned in and your eyes closed at his touch. Your own hands finding its way to the back of his neck. his tongue tracing your lips for entry, trying to deepen the kiss. You leaned into him, running your hands through his hair as your tongues danced their timely dance. When he pulled back and bit down on your lower lip, you let out a breath and pouted. As he laughed and gave you a quick kiss on your lips. You couldn’t help but nod in approval and smile, as you undid your seat belt and got out the car.

Alex getting out of his side, throwing his hair up into the famous bun of his. As your watched a smile framing your lips.

“I enjoy, watching to drive”. He started as he joined you at the boot of your car. “But, it drives me mad how I can’t touch you all the time” he laughed as you nudged him.

“got to have both hands on the wheel boy” you joked as he laughed and opened the boot of your car, reaching for the heaviest of the bags. “I am getting better though” you said smiling at him, thinking back to how intense you used to be driving, when now you like the hand holding and sneaky kisses. He laughed and gave you a nod approving of the face that you were getting better. You reached for the last bag, closing the boot of your car and looking your car as you both walked off to the beach.

~*~*~*~

You rolled out your towel on the sun lounger, watching Alex pull his one closer to yours positioning them both under the shade. The sand was burning at your toes as you took your sandals off, quickly removing your shawl, revealing your skirted swimming costume.

“look at you beautiful” Alex cheered as you smiled and swayed your hips side to side, allowing the skirt to swish as he laughed.

“Well thank you handsome” you smiled watching him pull off his shirt and shorts. He stood up and walked in front of you, his arm wrapping around your waist pulling you into him. You bit down on your lip looping your arm around his neck, tip toeing to kiss him. As he let out a slight moan against your lips, before deepening the kiss and squeezing your arse. Causing you to jolt and jump into him as you both pulled away laughing.

“let me do your lotion babe” he stated before sitting down on his lounger, parting his legs for you to stand in front of him, as he spritzed you all over rubbing it in. You turned around and sat on his lap for his to rub it into your back and shoulders.  As you turned around returning the favour, before setting down on your sun lounger.

You had your eyes closed, listening to some music when you felt Alex reach for your hand. As you looked up to him and smiled, he was sleeping on his front. Wanting to hold your hand while he did so, as you took a picture. You couldn’t help but admire everything about him, his muscles, his arms and legs, but in the shorts and laying on his front his looked amazing. As you leaned over and gave it a pinch with your free hand. As he groaned and shimmied his hips away from you, causing you to laugh.

“Alex, I’m going to get an ice-cream do you want one?” you asked as he nodded and sat up on his sun-lounger. Smiling at you as you got up and cursed at the heat of the sand on your feet. You had soon returned with an ice-lolly as you gave him his. You sat on his lounger opposite him, he soon took a picture of your smiling with your ice-cream. As he leaned in and tried to take some of yours, offering you a taste of his own. You leaned in taking a bite as he playfully tapped it on your nose laughing.

“Have I got something on my face?” you asked playfully as you poked your tongue out trying to reach it.

“no at all girl, beautiful as always” he laughed as he leaned in and kissed your nose licking it off as he pulled away.

“Want to join me in the sea?” you asked standing up.

“I’ll watch from here” he smiled as you pouted reaching for his hands and trying to pull him up.

“Pleasseee Alex” you whined causing him to laugh.

“I like watching you” he whispered as you smiled but refusing to give up, as he slowly stood up in defeat. You let out a cheer and an excited jump. “sea water dries my hair out” he pouted as you laughed.

“come on” you smiled as he followed behind you holding your hand. The cold water cooling you down as you got into it letting out the occasional gasp as he laughed.

“Sweet jesus” he whined as he got in, mentally preparing to get his waist in the water. Holding his bulge down in the shorts. The sight alone causing you to laugh as you splashed at him playfully.

“get in Alex” chimed “please it’s lovely once you’re in” you finished as you dunked your head in the water, enjoying the warmth once you had accustomed to it.

“Okay, I’m coming” he sighed as he leaned into the water and dived in partially swimming to you. as he came up to you, face to face. “you have me here, now what do we do?” he asked cocking a brow at you, grabbing at your hips as you both trod water, attempting to keep your heads above the water.

“oh I don’t know” you shrugged, as you swam to him wrapping your legs around his waist. Looping your arms around his neck, as he swam you both back to where he could stand comfortably. His grip on your waist tightening, pulling you in closer to his bulging crotch. As you smiled down at him grinding your hips into him.

He bit his lip, looking at you. “you’re going to have to stop” he whined as he rocked back into you gently.

“but it’s fun” you smiled as he rolled his eyes and placed his hands on your arse, giving it a squeeze before you pulled away to float on the surface.  As he joined you bobbing above the surface. The feeling of the sun on your skin, the water rippling beneath you.

it wasn’t long until you felt Alex nudge you, as you opened your eyes to look at him. Shifting your body upright in the water, treading water to keep your head above the water.

“lets’ go eat, the sun is about to set” he whispered as he kissed you quickly. The taste of the sea salt on his lips, as you bit your lip.

“Yeah! I’m hungry” you chimed, causing him to laugh. As you both swam back to shore, as getting out the sea. Your body immediately chilled as the breeze caught it. As you ran back to your sun lounger with the towels, patting yourself dry.

“you cold girl?” he asked with a laugh.

“Just a little” you confirmed as you slid into your shorts and sat on the lounger opening the picnic bag.

You watched on as Alex put a pair of shorts on, raising his arms to slide a shirt over his head. Then setting opposite you on your lounger. You bit down on your lip and smiled at him, passing him his drink and food. As you sat there, talking and eating. When you had finished eating, you both had timed it just right for the sun set.

Alex positioned himself behind you. placing gentle kisses on your hair, as his hands rested on your legs. Watching on at the sunset as the disappeared behind the horizon, as you hummed in approval, Alex’s arms tightened around you, a smiled plastered on his face. You turned around to kiss him, his hand finding your cheek, his thumb caressing your jaw as he leaned in deepening the kiss.

“thank you for today” he whispered against your lips as you smiled.

“no, thank you” you said as he smiled kissing you again. As you both got up and packed your belongings away. Walking hand in hand to your car, loading the boot up and setting in the front.

“I love you y/n” Alex said looking at you, he hadn’t said it yet. Neither of you have, but your tummy flipped. As you smiled at looked at him, leaning into him.

“I love you too Alex” you replied, hovering your lips over his, you could feel the sigh he let out radiate against your lips. Before you felt his lips come crashing down on your own. His hand finding its way to the back of your neck, pulling you in and deepening it. Before you parted, and started the drive home.

[shadowbrightshine]

So most of the members don't come to meetings or have a ton of organization. They aren't a fan of arranging it in any specific governing system. Whoever shows up shows up. The main group is smaller, but I had ideas for a bunch of people. Tim is sort of an honorary leader, being the only one under Wiggly, and who kickstarted the revival, but everyone votes and everyone helps out.

So River is growing into a surprisingly respectful and well rounded kid. He's also a little obsessed with Nibbly, and is hoping being apart of this, and taking care of the house will get his attention. River also buys him food. He's been trying to work up the courage to ask out the literal god. No one has the heart to tell him Nibbly probably isn't interested, but they support his attempts. He started wearing pink accessories but his brother's made fun of him so often that he only wears them out of sight.

We have Rosey, who dresses in pale blues, very pastel. Her real name no one knows, because she's a college girl who showed up one day and asked if she could join. She's missing an arm. She's also harassed by Sam. Sam sucks.

(Note this is subject to change, this is just my ideas for these kids)

We have Paradise, or Paradise orange. His real name is Otto and he was the first member to join Tim. He's been hoping for a chance to become Tinky's follower since he first heard about the Lords. He dresses in a lot of orange when he comes to the meetings and he's one of the few who reads the Black Book with Tim. He wants to change, he wants to be someone else. He's one of the few who joined this with the express intent to perform rituals and hopefully finally get some power in his powerless life. (He's not the classic power hungry, he's frustrated and he's very excited.) He'd be played by Joey (for Irony) or Jeff. If Jeff, people comment his hair looks like that police officer. He hates that.

Opal is one of the youngest girls in the group, she fled her abusive home in Clivesdale and is keeping that a secret, but she hopped onto a supply boat heading to Hatchetfield and has been hiding ever since. She's terrified of being alone and takes turns following different members home and staying with them. Duke has been trying to find her so he can help, but she's scared He's gonna take her back so she avoids anywhere he usually goes. She dresses in lots of whites and has a fake pearl necklace. Her actual name is in fact opal, and she just dresses to match the whiteish rainbow gem colors. I imagine her played by Bryce.

We have Cherry Lolly, or Cherry, real name Janet. She's the most nightmare time feeling character to me. She was born without a lower jaw, and had to have surgeries to help her with breathing at night. She eats with a feeding tube and talks over sign language, (many of them do, or learned it to help) or on her board. She came to Tim in desperation for a friend. She's been homeschooling her whole life and barely anyone even knows she exists. She wants to be loved, and she wants to be known more than anything else in the world. It's her singular desire in life. She's how we first learn about the revival, her being brought in. She dresses in pinks and yellows, with Cherry clips in her hair. (I wanted to put characters that don't immediately seem to mesh with a lord into it, she's themed with Nibbly, and can't eat traditionally, she's never tasted anything and she doesn't have a tongue to taste with)

We have Sapphire, or Cheryl. She's a freshman "progeny". She's incredible at building things, and repairing things. She overheard from Otto about the revival and wanted in. She's decended from the Starry line directly and had been planning her own restart already. Long time studier of Pokey. She dresses to impress (him) and is dating Fred.

They actually brought in Homeless guy early on, he lives in the Waylon place now, and Tim before this started had been kind to him, giving him a gift and talking to him. Thats where the Broken thing came from. Tim helped him come up with a name for himself because Ted didn't actually have a name anymore. Noelle. Noelle still struggles very much with basic communication and being 'normal' but he's one of them now, if not an official member, he's part of the family.

They've been fixing up the place, painting, learning to dance, planning, and hanging out.

That's what I got right now.

OH! And Tim himself, or Ruby and Jade, he calls himself both of those. He dresses in red, but it's accented with lots of green. Green ribbons along the sleeves of the outfit he made himself, green embroidery forming tentacles and spirals on his jacket (or dress, whichever he felt like wearing), and a special green ribbon Wiggly gave him that he wears around his neck.

Okay everyone, I need you not to panic, but AO3 is down. Alright, I’m panicking a little. I’ve tried taking deep breaths but I was in the middle of scrolling through a tag and now I can’t, I’ve started to forget what my other hobbies are. But we must have hope in these trying times and hope that this is only a short period of maintenance; I believe in us, we’ve got this.