#when i say dilf i MEAN dilf

[applesandbannas747]

proud dad

[lbhslefttiddie]

yqy dilf rights

[lameow-l]

im too scared to finish the quest.. i know genshin way too much to trust them

also this (i better stick to a screenshot bc i have so much to say about this)

i care for cassiodor so much game please don’t kill him at the end

also, i hate how a MARECHAUSSEE HUN...

ahem THE GOLDEN HUNTER.. is portrayed as that sorry ratio npc copycat when we have freaking statue warriors in there he used to command???!!!! its not like he shows any facial expressions for him to need an npc model (not that they're very expressive) its just an insult honestly.. could've at least giving him an older or bigger looking model

[merakiui]

Meraaaa, im habing too much brainrot over ur fics 😢

Imagine Cater puts it in for the first time and he gets you preg on the first try. He's a mess but don't worry! Transfer med student Kalim knows juuuust how to take care of you! He has a ton of siblings afterall! Kalim knows just what to 'feed' the baby to keep them healthy while they're in ur belly. Cay kun is just happy to finally settle down with his first love, unaware of the cum dripping down her legs as she leaves her makeshift appts in kalim's dorm room. Everyone knows whats going on and instead of helping out poor Cay out, they ask Kalim to be let in on it 😖

AAAAAAAAA med students and roommates Kalim and Riddle who take such good care of you when Cater's off partying, neglecting you solely because he's struggling to cope with this new, life-altering circumstance. How can he continue to be cool, collected Cay if he's got a baby on the way? So not his style! But he'll warm up to the idea eventually. He just has to get the shock out of his system first (and work up the courage to break the news to his family and, unfortunately, his sisters. Though knowing how evasive Cater can be, he'll probably stretch the truth for as long as he possibly can just to avoid confronting the matter at hand).

Kalim is always so sweet. He has lots of healthy and delicious snacks prepared for each of your visits. Riddle is very level-headed and logical; very textbook, but still cordial and kind. It doesn't take Riddle long to realize Kalim's fucking you when he starts to put context clues together. At first he thought it was wrong to do such a thing behind Cater's back, but Kalim tells him he's just helping you out. Nothing wrong with helping friends, right? Besides, you and Cater aren't even together and he's not very present, is he? Someone has to take care of poor, cute, pregnant you! Riddle tells himself he ought to be the better person here and put a stop to Kalim's mischief before it spirals out of control. But then the next time you come in for a "check-up" you're spreading your pussy for him and he's sliding in and it feels so warm and wet and good inside, and suddenly being the better person doesn't really matter.

[crossbackpoke-check]

re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on

https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share

(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.

(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)

anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂

- @bondedpairs

ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!

[toriliashine]

getting maru's first heart event after getting several hearts with demetrius and robin is so funny

what do you MEAN 'u dont want anything getting in the way of your little girl's future' i've literally been showering you and your wife with pies and diamonds and look like this

[theinfinitedivides]

i will hear no slander about the Robin Hood train arc that sh*t is everything to me and then some

[gothsuguru]

toji fushiguro is OFFICIALLY a real human being in my suguverse now 💯

[kon-konk]

The entire time I was playing HSR yesterday, my friend (who has played all of the current story) would start to say something about the character I mentioned and then pull the "oh wait, that's a spoiler, nevermind" and that is one of my pet peeves. Like either tell me the thing, spoiler and all, tell it best you can without the spoiler, or don't say it at all, but don't start and then say that it'll be a spoiler

[jessystardust]

Soz peeps get ready to see that same pic of Rhys about 27363824 times cause he looks hot af and I have nothing better to focus my energy on rn 🙃

[narastories]

Tell me this isn’t even a little bit gay.

Harry about Ortega’s looks: “I just stared at the man beside me as recognition dawned. He was of average height and slightly heavy build, with broad shoulders and a deep chest. He was dark-complected, his black hair neatly brushed, his grey-and-silver suit stylish and tasteful.“ And about his character: “Dedicated, honorable, courageous, self-sacrificial loonies are absolutely the worst people in the world to go up against.“

[aeide-thea]

the thing about this website (and also other spaces, i'm sure, but this is the one where i hang out) is that people will reliably go 'everyone's on their own timeline and working through their own particular difficulties at their own particular pace! we have to be radically understanding!' until someone hits 30 and then it's like 'wow, pretty cringe to be that ancient and not have solved all your problems already! it's probably because you've been wasting time having interests, an activity you should have known was reserved exclusively for young, still-viable people!'

[miamignonette]

is there a support group for everyone who doesn’t give a shit about marvel outside of the spiderverse movies

[lady-of-imladris]

😂🤣💀

I'm not gonna comment on this 😭😭😭😭

[theinfinitedivides]

local gay gets blocked. Not really, fake threat, but also I can’t with you right now 🙈

i warned y'all the rewatch liveblog was going to resume. i also warned y'all that this time around i would be going wild bc i got to focus on all the meta refs. it's a comedy session now it's not my fault i'm here for the messy exs and Kalee's lack of communication skills that got us here in the first place

[isatoru]

u dont have to post this but is the jjk one nanami LMAO

..... YES LOL </3 also just to clarify i didn't mean like the same as the kishibe post btw!! i mean just when he's called dilf or a literal old man about his canon self LMFAOO ... (and he's scummy but in other ways / dynamics not like kishibe in that post KJHDSF)