#when i say dilf i MEAN dilf
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applesandbannas747 · 2 years ago
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proud dad
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dollyyun · 2 months ago
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dkp hyung line are the main characters BUT LISTEN!!! what if dilfs dkp (as in hyung line dads) as semi-main characters kinda….if that makes sense
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merakiui · 2 years ago
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Meraaaa, im habing too much brainrot over ur fics 😢
Imagine Cater puts it in for the first time and he gets you preg on the first try. He's a mess but don't worry! Transfer med student Kalim knows juuuust how to take care of you! He has a ton of siblings afterall! Kalim knows just what to 'feed' the baby to keep them healthy while they're in ur belly. Cay kun is just happy to finally settle down with his first love, unaware of the cum dripping down her legs as she leaves her makeshift appts in kalim's dorm room. Everyone knows whats going on and instead of helping out poor Cay out, they ask Kalim to be let in on it 😖
AAAAAAAAA med students and roommates Kalim and Riddle who take such good care of you when Cater's off partying, neglecting you solely because he's struggling to cope with this new, life-altering circumstance. How can he continue to be cool, collected Cay if he's got a baby on the way? So not his style! But he'll warm up to the idea eventually. He just has to get the shock out of his system first (and work up the courage to break the news to his family and, unfortunately, his sisters. Though knowing how evasive Cater can be, he'll probably stretch the truth for as long as he possibly can just to avoid confronting the matter at hand).
Kalim is always so sweet. He has lots of healthy and delicious snacks prepared for each of your visits. Riddle is very level-headed and logical; very textbook, but still cordial and kind. It doesn't take Riddle long to realize Kalim's fucking you when he starts to put context clues together. At first he thought it was wrong to do such a thing behind Cater's back, but Kalim tells him he's just helping you out. Nothing wrong with helping friends, right? Besides, you and Cater aren't even together and he's not very present, is he? Someone has to take care of poor, cute, pregnant you! Riddle tells himself he ought to be the better person here and put a stop to Kalim's mischief before it spirals out of control. But then the next time you come in for a "check-up" you're spreading your pussy for him and he's sliding in and it feels so warm and wet and good inside, and suddenly being the better person doesn't really matter.
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simplyender · 2 months ago
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once i have the energy to make official refs that tell you guys my yiga ocs deals, its over for you guys
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hungry-hobbits · 2 months ago
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the most pleasant part of wwdits s6 is tim heidecker. whenever he shows up being a generally normal human being its always a shock. but he's really really cute as jordan
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gothsuguru · 6 months ago
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toji fushiguro is OFFICIALLY a real human being in my suguverse now 💯
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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago
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i will hear no slander about the Robin Hood train arc that sh*t is everything to me and then some
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kon-konk · 10 months ago
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The entire time I was playing HSR yesterday, my friend (who has played all of the current story) would start to say something about the character I mentioned and then pull the "oh wait, that's a spoiler, nevermind" and that is one of my pet peeves. Like either tell me the thing, spoiler and all, tell it best you can without the spoiler, or don't say it at all, but don't start and then say that it'll be a spoiler
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jessystardust · 1 year ago
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Soz peeps get ready to see that same pic of Rhys about 27363824 times cause he looks hot af and I have nothing better to focus my energy on rn 🙃
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narastories · 2 years ago
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Tell me this isn’t even a little bit gay.
Harry about Ortega’s looks: “I just stared at the man beside me as recognition dawned. He was of average height and slightly heavy build, with broad shoulders and a deep chest. He was dark-complected, his black hair neatly brushed, his grey-and-silver suit stylish and tasteful.“ And about his character: “Dedicated, honorable, courageous, self-sacrificial loonies are absolutely the worst people in the world to go up against.“
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miamignonette · 2 years ago
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is there a support group for everyone who doesn’t give a shit about marvel outside of the spiderverse movies
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fusionbolts-a · 2 months ago
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my long term plans for this blog includes a full remake because everyone connected to my canon except for xae has since left the rpc so fuck it I might as well incorporate my new lore from Discord. I write both of them now.
Anyway have a sketch of Adair. Yes he's based on Odysseys Hades II!!! Because I can!!!!
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also one of him and his brother (I forgot to re-flip the sketch so he's missing the wrong arm tho lmao)
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gothsuguru · 11 months ago
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I always saw geto as a mother 😮‍💨 he would be such a toxic mom.
i can see him being Overly motherly and that lending itself to being toxic but i don’t think he’d be like… antagonistically toxic! he’s deffo Mother (but i’m also of the firm belief that he’s extremely paternal to a fault and has both matriarch/patriarch of the family vibes……. he’s so Father to me i think his belief system even before defection was that of a very protective paternal dad) and also i think he’d be overly protective to a fault which would hinder his kids, and i also think canonically he also puts himself on a pedestal to his children which causes them to look at him as a messiah-figure… which is ofc majorly fucked up 😭 esp when nanako said “if he says white is black and black is white then that’s how it is.” like he’s a cult leader for a reason… actually now that i think abt it anon i’m agreeing more w the toxic sentiment 😭 it’s like… he has good intentions ig but they’re also so very twisted and not at ALL good to instill </3 like he’s not a good parent bc he made his daughters killers but then you have him have moments of genuine care/nurturing from him but yeah overall i think he’s not a good parent 😭 but also i think he recognizes at the same time that his children are their own people & make their own choices so he won’t dictate their life in THAT aspect bc i think he also DOES believe in free will… but he’ll just push them towards his version of free will in a way? idk if this makes sense but i think his toxicity comes in the form of major manipulation, gaslighting, over protectiveness, heavy nurturing to the point where it’s suffocating, and then i personally think he’d be the type of mom to baby his kid incessantly but also put them in situations where they’d need saving from him… idk he’s kinda fucked up sometimes 😭 this goes for canon cult geto & also just my personal version of toxic mom suguru
#asks#anon#i’m in the minority of this mindset maybe but satoru was 100% the better paternal figure#he kept the youth of his kids meanwhile we see nanamimi killing innocent windows and ijichi lamenting at the fact that they’re children who#don’t know any better… it’s a big dichotomy#geto loved his kids but he certainly perpetuated the cycle of leading his children to be fodder too… whether he realized it or not#he chose hate and he instilled further hate into his kids and that’s something that shouldn’t be ignored or forgotten#satoru may be silly and immature at times but he chooses to be good and instilled goodness in his kids too#say what you want about him but something that his kids can do is RELY on him and they do respect him in Some manner#maybe not personality wise but definitely strength wise/knowing they’re protected by him#don’t forget either that satoru w utmost seriousness told child megumi that tsumiki would not be happy/safe w the zen’in clan#i think when he thought of how tsumiki wouldn’t be safe he had people who hated non-sorcerers in mind: the zen’in’s & geto#that’s what i think personally though#he cares for the kids! wants them safe and to be strong… that goes for sorcerers AND non-sorcerers#satoru… he’s MY king. i respect him so much i unfortunately don’t respect suguru a majority of the time 😭#this became a rant abt my haterism towards cult leader geto that’s my bad 😭😭😭 KDKDJDJDJDJDJD#but i do love his sexy dilfness so <333#this is so funny bc i’m such a toji apologist so like i literally won’t ever say anything bad about toji JDJDJDJDJDJDJD#i’m kinda a sukuna apologist too like yea he did that but he did it w drama & flair so what can we do 😪#only a semi-sukuna apologist bc i can’t forgive him for being mean to yuji >:(
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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago
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local gay gets blocked. Not really, fake threat, but also I can’t with you right now 🙈
i warned y'all the rewatch liveblog was going to resume. i also warned y'all that this time around i would be going wild bc i got to focus on all the meta refs. it's a comedy session now it's not my fault i'm here for the messy exs and Kalee's lack of communication skills that got us here in the first place
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habibisagi · 6 months ago
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u dont have to post this but is the jjk one nanami LMAO
..... YES LOL </3 also just to clarify i didn't mean like the same as the kishibe post btw!! i mean just when he's called dilf or a literal old man about his canon self LMFAOO ... (and he's scummy but in other ways / dynamics not like kishibe in that post KJHDSF)
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tojisun · 3 months ago
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cw: john price x f!reader - older man/younger girl; smut; smidge daddy kink; meet cute or smthn
thinking about being moderately creeped out when the waiter came your way and told you that your tab has actually been settled by that gentleman over there.
and you’re quite hesitant to look around and acknowledge the gentleman’s presence but your friends are whooping, making kissy faces and being so embarrassingly obvious at their own checking-out that you bit the bullet and turned around, dutifully ignoring the lump lodged in your throat—
oh.
well, that’s one good looking man, sure. kind of young for your taste though, if you’re being honest but if he’s treating you and your friends, then you guess that’s—
the man beside him turns, meets your gaze, and shoots you a sultry wink.
his scruff and his hair is a mess of salt and pepper, and he’s got crinkles around his eyes as he smiles, and he’s got tan skin like he just spent a summer in greece while you were honest to god killing yourself for your capstone as your graduation is coming close, and—
“yeah,” your friend laughs, all sleazy. “he’s your type, ain’t he? a fucking dilf.”
oh.
so that younger one is—
god, he’s almost twice your age then if that kid’s his son. what the fuck that’s—
“please shoot your shot before we lose this group-sugar daddy,” another one of your friends chirps and that forces an ugly snort your way but mr. dilf doesn’t even look turned off by the way his smile just grew and- oh god, he’s standing up and he’s moving close and—
“hey, sweetheart,” he says and honestly the british accent is just uncalled for.
“hi,” you reply after being jabbed on your side.
his scruff dances as his humour bloats. he nods his head to the group and turns back at you.
fuck, yeah okay so— “thanks for that, by the way. you didn’t have to.”
he shrugs. “i wanted to. ‘sides, all that money ought to be spent on a pretty thing, don’t you think?”
pretty thing — does he mean you?
that…
that honestly does it for you.
your cheeks tingle with warmth as shyness creeps in. you feel yourself slowly clamming up, still so painfully unused to being the point of attraction. no one has ever liked you above your friends, but there he is, so suave and beautiful in his tan and charming in an honestly concerning way as he pours all his attention to you. not them but you.
“do you want to, uh, go somewhere? show me around or something?”
he huffs a fond laugh and offers his hand — big and callused, with a scar drawn across his whole palm — and says, “thought you’ll never ask.”
he pulls you up. “name’s john.” he tips his head back to his table, one that’s now bar of the other patron. “that was my son, lucas.”
you didn’t even notice that john’s hand has left your own until you felt it on the small of your back.
“and what about you?”
“huh?” you ask, trying to focus on not tripping on your feet.
“what shall i call you, sweetheart?”
“oh,” you say, blinking, before muttering your name.
john hums something deep in the base of his throat.
“beautiful.”
and, somehow, you know that he doesn’t just mean your name but he means you.
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(it ends with you on his hotel bed, speared open by his cock. you’ve never been this wet before, walls all loose and squelching as he fucks it even deeper, punching the head into the pucker of your cervix.
john is all quiet grunts, animalistic as he devours you.
jesus, this man couldn’t truly be almost twice your age — how the fuck is he moving this way?
he fills you up to the point of tears, and fills you up even more, pushing and pressing in until he’s all snug in you, his pelvis flushed to yours. you feel so full. so stuffed that you couldn’t even moan right, raspy breaths all that could puff out of you.
“s’good!” you hiccup, sobbing, twitching at the drag of his cock as john pulls out only to choke on your own voice when he fucks in.
“jo-hnnn, s’good! s’good!”
“yeah?” he grunts, scruff tickling the shell of your ear. “y’feel so good ‘round me, darling. tight like a vice. christ, has no one ever fucked you open? stretched you out good?”
you shake your head, whining because no. no one’s fucked you this way. no one’s filled you this way. and if they did, everything’s been overwritten by john.
and his thick fingers and wide palms and his fat cock, fucking in, in, in.
“oh, darlin’,” he croons, his skin slapping against your own. “don’t worry, then, love. daddy’s going t’fix you up, ‘kay? daddy’s going t’make you feel so good, i promise.”
daddy—
fuck.
fuck.)
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