#when i say dilf i MEAN dilf
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proud dad
#jackshit#fence comic#fence redemption#fence redemption spoilers#nicholas cox#coach joe#when i say dilf i MEAN dilf#joe would be pulling out the camera for prom photos lmfao#also the fact that joe and nick talk still? I SOB
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yqy dilf rights
#svsss#arts#backlog#yue qingyuan#shen yuan#believe me when i say no one wants the context for this picture except me#well i mean. maybe someone does#but like the doodle is just like🥰🥰yqy dilf🥰🥰bb sy🥰🥰🥰#and the fucking au that spawned this is like. in order to get to this point (the image) we must first horribly traumatize one shen yuan#AND its a/b/o because my brain is a fucking cesspool#and theres fucking 79 drama going on through all of this too there's just. so much happening#its cool tho its fine at least sy has a cool dadbrother now#mottau
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im too scared to finish the quest.. i know genshin way too much to trust them
also this (i better stick to a screenshot bc i have so much to say about this)
i care for cassiodor so much game please don’t kill him at the end
also, i hate how a MARECHAUSSEE HUN...
ahem THE GOLDEN HUNTER.. is portrayed as that sorry ratio npc copycat when we have freaking statue warriors in there he used to command???!!!! its not like he shows any facial expressions for him to need an npc model (not that they're very expressive) its just an insult honestly.. could've at least giving him an older or bigger looking model
#genshin impact#genshin 4.6#the only difference so far is that cassiodor is not a dilf.. but i don’t know that for sure#i mean he survived and lived with fontainians for some time no??#it was despair that led ho to finally settle down and make a family but it doesn’t seem like osse had reached that level yet..#or maybe he had some affairs as a cat.. whos to say;D#anyway he’s a dilf in spirit from the way he talks when we pet him#AAAAAA GENSHIN PLEASE VOICE SIDE QUEST AS WELL#just get rid of paimon if u want to cut costs.. i promise u no one would say anything
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Meraaaa, im habing too much brainrot over ur fics 😢
Imagine Cater puts it in for the first time and he gets you preg on the first try. He's a mess but don't worry! Transfer med student Kalim knows juuuust how to take care of you! He has a ton of siblings afterall! Kalim knows just what to 'feed' the baby to keep them healthy while they're in ur belly. Cay kun is just happy to finally settle down with his first love, unaware of the cum dripping down her legs as she leaves her makeshift appts in kalim's dorm room. Everyone knows whats going on and instead of helping out poor Cay out, they ask Kalim to be let in on it 😖
AAAAAAAAA med students and roommates Kalim and Riddle who take such good care of you when Cater's off partying, neglecting you solely because he's struggling to cope with this new, life-altering circumstance. How can he continue to be cool, collected Cay if he's got a baby on the way? So not his style! But he'll warm up to the idea eventually. He just has to get the shock out of his system first (and work up the courage to break the news to his family and, unfortunately, his sisters. Though knowing how evasive Cater can be, he'll probably stretch the truth for as long as he possibly can just to avoid confronting the matter at hand).
Kalim is always so sweet. He has lots of healthy and delicious snacks prepared for each of your visits. Riddle is very level-headed and logical; very textbook, but still cordial and kind. It doesn't take Riddle long to realize Kalim's fucking you when he starts to put context clues together. At first he thought it was wrong to do such a thing behind Cater's back, but Kalim tells him he's just helping you out. Nothing wrong with helping friends, right? Besides, you and Cater aren't even together and he's not very present, is he? Someone has to take care of poor, cute, pregnant you! Riddle tells himself he ought to be the better person here and put a stop to Kalim's mischief before it spirals out of control. But then the next time you come in for a "check-up" you're spreading your pussy for him and he's sliding in and it feels so warm and wet and good inside, and suddenly being the better person doesn't really matter.
#twisted chit chat#n/sfw#kalim and riddle dynamic is so fun#because kalim is the type to be like 'can i invite someone to observe the next check-up?' all with a bright cheerful innocent smile#and riddle doesn't catch the real meaning in his question until jamil or floyd or even silver is coming over to rail you#omg and it gets even worse when your baby bump shows#because then you'll practically have a queue of people wanting a taste of you <3#azul is always first in line he likes milkies what can he say? :)#OMG AND THEY HAVE A SIGN-UP SHEET FOR WHO GETS TO KNOCK YOU UP AGAIN AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN BIRTH AAAAAAA#dream blunt rotation at nrc except you are said blunt and you are always pregnant <3#some of them are desperate enough to pay you to let them knock you up#trio + malleus are definitely filling you with eggs <3#kalim and riddle's back-alley ob-gyn business ;;;;;;;#riddle absolutely invites trey but then who wouldn't want to be railed by trey??? he needs to be made a dilf immediately#OR CHE'NYA#AAAAAAAA getting railed by the childhood friends trio :)
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re last answer: please don't stop, being very unhinged about these two pretty white boys is helping distract me from the sharks losing streak rn so bring it on
https://www.tumblr.com/bondedpairs/764566430180147200?source=share
(sideblog woes but there's the link for you) anyway in the vid they talk about going over to each other's houses to have dinner and things and while that is a delicious example of their codependence i love it bc through an rpf lens there is definitely some old man ******* going on. they can have the dilfs and each other.
(someone else mentioned kept boys which i could write an essay on but i fear being Perceived™️)
anyway if you have anything to add to this please do, if not ignore me and i will hide under a rock until the stress-related insanity has worn off and i am a functioning member of society once more 😂
- @bondedpairs
ty for the video!!! and please, WRITE THE KEPT BOYS ESSAYYYY i promise i will read it with my hands over my eyes if you don’t want to be perceived. do it scared!! do it anyway!! we’ll all love you for it!!!
#like. i don’t know how to explain how narratively aware will smith is to me. he knows he’s being put into the codependent rookies arc.#he’s aware that zeev buium transforms into a dog. he knows that he and mack aren’t getting together because mack’s gotta work it out first.#& in a less unhinged way i simply mean that will smith has an air of both self-conscious thought & projection i think is maybe fascinating.#but not in a way in which i actually know this or think that he thinks about himself and how he comes across. he just Is Something ????#the best way i can explain is one of my alltime favorite fics i use it like a shorthand citation bc i love it so much but catchascatchcan’s#many worlds universe but specifically the second tk/pat story second person you the ouroboros spits out its tale nolan walks off screen.#like that is the kind of narrative awareness i am trying to explain that no matter where i put him will smith knows he’s inside a story but#not in a way where he’s trying to do anything to it. he’s just present there. this makes no sense to me either please understand#liv in the replies#bondedpairs#happy to have brought you something in your times of woe!!! also hope things get a little less stressful for you!! <3#we’re 2gether p much 24/7” no go on i say in my nature documentary voice. watching them like bugs under a rock rn observing from a distance#this DID get me to actually watch the video. agreed with puckpocketed saying rich text and ur tags like. YES the daddy issues popped out.#just wants to make sure he’s having fun!! checking up!! mack the prime irritance in will’s life!! foisted off on one another w/ no choice#it’s like when your parents are friends so then you have to be friends with their kids in a way and then also like. you’re the only kids#close in age to each other but they’re NOT but it is definitely not like. i would choose you for any lifetime it is very will smith hockey#(once again) very aware he has to wait for mack to settle down. like now that i’m saying this i DO want clairvoyant will smith which is not#where it goes in the first half but just in the sense of like. those silly posts that are like ‘invested early in stock!’ & it’s a picture#of braden holtby & his beautiful bisexual wife brandi back when holts was a hipster who wore skinny scarves & now everyone thinks he’s sooo#like that but it’s will smith saying my god you are insufferable but you’ll be fantastic in five years. get in the fucking car.#(yes i am drawing extensively from the one picture where will has COMPLETELY tuned him out (there is a football reasoning reference here?#with the patriots? neonfretra drew this also but it was a tweet about the teams. there’s layers to this here ANYWAY) we’re building a life#i realize after the fact i addressed neither the dilf (gilf?) fucking here nor the content of the actual video & polycules to which i say:#brain scrampled egg. the burnsie/joe/patty/(pavs???) polycule just exists to me and the kids intersect the venn diagram but in a much#smaller portion than they intersect each other in both ways (will/mack joe/the guys)#also as for the content of the video. you’re gonna have to give me at LEAST (how long did it take me until i actually started posting tzjd?#i hate that this is my metric but it really was like. i see everyone yelling about them & i’m like ok. [please ignore the irrational hatred#i have for tz at the time it has to do with moritz seider and also whenever i see him on the ice something awakens in kill mode] and i DO#blame tzjd for my 800 drafts and it took me like. a good while before i finally went OH kay. i see it. okay i can get invested. horizon at#a 45 degree angle moon in the late waxing gibbous winds scented of orange & blowing S by SW from the vortex cycle etc etc ass conditions)
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getting maru's first heart event after getting several hearts with demetrius and robin is so funny
what do you MEAN 'u dont want anything getting in the way of your little girl's future' i've literally been showering you and your wife with pies and diamonds and look like this
#him saying that after rizzing me up a few hours ago is crazy aikjsns#dont get in the way of my girls future nigga im tryiNG TO SLIDE BETWEEN U AND UR WIFE#IM A MILF/DILF HUNTER!!!#I LOVE OLD BITCHES#in game ewjsdewhjdb#-my farmer to him rn#after that shes resting her head on his chest and looking at him with her big ol eyes and finger on his torso like did u mean that#dsv demtrius hitting different?when u grow friendship with him he's actually so happy to see you and stops researching just#to say how happy he is to see u and stop looking at legumes nd asks about ur day#need him and robin bad ukjwmbdwnks#stardew valley#stardew ramblings#demetrius#maru#whether his talk is actually just his regular friendship speak unmodded and yall have been sleeping on him im SICK#demetrius they cld never make me hate u
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i will hear no slander about the Robin Hood train arc that sh*t is everything to me and then some
#film: jawan#jawan#shah rukh khan#srk#vijay sethupathi#nayanthara#sanya malhotra#priyamani#deepika padukone#bollywood#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#local gay watches Jawan (and spends the entire time filing the various SRK avatars into new DILF categories).txt#Kalki. f*cking Kalki and her scream of rage when she slammed that shovel into the bank representative's head in the rain#after he humiliated her father and assaulted her mother#when i say i had to restrain myself from screaming and then exiting the video to run off and take screenshots of THEE Rain#Scene in BE when Joo Won opens the car trunk grabs the golf club and heads off like he's about to commit patricide i mean it#do not get me started on their flawless escape from the train that requires another ten to twelve posts by itself#the energy. i rest my case
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toji fushiguro is OFFICIALLY a real human being in my suguverse now 💯
#bless up for reader 🙏🏼 suguru is praying on that dilf’s downfall w every fiber of his being#IT’S ACTUALLY FUN SO FAR REWRITING A FEW THINGS!#i haven’t made a dent i only changed the first section a teensy bit but now i’m hungry so i’m gonna eat pasta and come back to this :3#i forgot that during the fic i LISTENED to ‘black is the color’ by celtic woman 😭 i forgot how sweet that song was 🥹#everyone say thank you ‘derry girls’ for not only being one of the best tv shows ever but for giving me this song#BUT YAY! toji is no longer an anime character but a real human being hehehehehe :> can’t wait for reader & toji to eventually meet#and the hilarity/jealousy that’ll ensue when suguru sees that mean hot sexy dilf 🤭#ok . Will continue this tomorrow :3#by ‘this’ i mean rewrites and OMG i’m getting inspo/being reminded of things to add in the prequel!!!!!! <333#personal
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The entire time I was playing HSR yesterday, my friend (who has played all of the current story) would start to say something about the character I mentioned and then pull the "oh wait, that's a spoiler, nevermind" and that is one of my pet peeves. Like either tell me the thing, spoiler and all, tell it best you can without the spoiler, or don't say it at all, but don't start and then say that it'll be a spoiler
#pei rambles about star rail#like i said Welt has exhausted DILF energy and he says 'well I'm the world of the story... nevermind that's a spoiler'#i clap when Blade does good dmg (haven't built him yet) bc i feel like he needs the encouragement and a hug#and he says 'yeah kafka takes care of him. wait that's a spoiler'#and i already know some spoilers about Aventurine bc i have him lvl 60#i said he feels like he's putting on the cocky persona to hide his trauma and#he says 'i mean in his backstory... oh that's in the latest update so it's a spoiler. nvm'#like dude knows idgaf about spoilers unless it's for Danganronpa. he knows he can just blurt it out
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Soz peeps get ready to see that same pic of Rhys about 27363824 times cause he looks hot af and I have nothing better to focus my energy on rn 🙃
#have you SEEN HIM#like i think hes always hot anyway but?? hello?? what are you DOING to us??#the shirt the hair the mustache the glasses#THE. PAUL. MCCARTNEY. TSHIRT!!!#also the fact he's being a supportive and loving father i mean 👌🏻 when i say i like dilfs i really mean it peeps#nghhhh#rhys darby
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Tell me this isn’t even a little bit gay.
Harry about Ortega’s looks: “I just stared at the man beside me as recognition dawned. He was of average height and slightly heavy build, with broad shoulders and a deep chest. He was dark-complected, his black hair neatly brushed, his grey-and-silver suit stylish and tasteful.“ And about his character: “Dedicated, honorable, courageous, self-sacrificial loonies are absolutely the worst people in the world to go up against.“
#someone wants to write harry/ortega and give this dilf some love so that I don't have to by any chance?#please and thank you#deep chest he says#what does that even mean#it sounds like something you would say when you contemplate using it as a fucking pillow harry#bisexual disaster wizard#oh and don't fret at some point ortega wears a silk shirt#so he's got at least 5 sexyman points lmao#paolo ortega#dresden files#nara's dresden phase#no wonder ortega wanted to turn harry#when harry was looking at him with those thoughts#let ortega buy him a drink#made him laugh#was relatively polite#this is ridiculous#I'm having a fit#what's new
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is there a support group for everyone who doesn’t give a shit about marvel outside of the spiderverse movies
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😂🤣💀
I'm not gonna comment on this 😭😭😭😭
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local gay gets blocked. Not really, fake threat, but also I can’t with you right now 🙈
i warned y'all the rewatch liveblog was going to resume. i also warned y'all that this time around i would be going wild bc i got to focus on all the meta refs. it's a comedy session now it's not my fault i'm here for the messy exs and Kalee's lack of communication skills that got us here in the first place
#film: jawan#inbox#q: pixlerelish#jawan#bollywood#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#local gay watches Jawan (and spends the entire time filing the various SRK avatars into new DILF categories).txt#if he had just opened his mouth and said what he wanted none of this would have happened. i said already if i was in his place#i would have made it work he had the means to do so and chose instead to go so far off the rails any arrangement was off the table#and so he literally thirsts over daddy!SRK for 30 years what else could explain the visceral reaction he has when his daughter#gives him the name that Azad gave her#him screaming 'bye Rathore' when he shoots him is just 'man says he's fighting demons but the demons are bisexuality'
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u dont have to post this but is the jjk one nanami LMAO
..... YES LOL </3 also just to clarify i didn't mean like the same as the kishibe post btw!! i mean just when he's called dilf or a literal old man about his canon self LMFAOO ... (and he's scummy but in other ways / dynamics not like kishibe in that post KJHDSF)
#like i mean unless ur writing him as an old man yk thats obvi different im just saying like . when he is referred to as an old man#or dilf abt his canon self . when hes in his twenties KJHDFS#like if u call him that in different aus or wtv i dont mean u btw im just saying the norm#sora.inbox#sora.anon
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I always saw geto as a mother 😮💨 he would be such a toxic mom.
i can see him being Overly motherly and that lending itself to being toxic but i don’t think he’d be like… antagonistically toxic! he’s deffo Mother (but i’m also of the firm belief that he’s extremely paternal to a fault and has both matriarch/patriarch of the family vibes……. he’s so Father to me i think his belief system even before defection was that of a very protective paternal dad) and also i think he’d be overly protective to a fault which would hinder his kids, and i also think canonically he also puts himself on a pedestal to his children which causes them to look at him as a messiah-figure… which is ofc majorly fucked up 😭 esp when nanako said “if he says white is black and black is white then that’s how it is.” like he’s a cult leader for a reason… actually now that i think abt it anon i’m agreeing more w the toxic sentiment 😭 it’s like… he has good intentions ig but they’re also so very twisted and not at ALL good to instill </3 like he’s not a good parent bc he made his daughters killers but then you have him have moments of genuine care/nurturing from him but yeah overall i think he’s not a good parent 😭 but also i think he recognizes at the same time that his children are their own people & make their own choices so he won’t dictate their life in THAT aspect bc i think he also DOES believe in free will… but he’ll just push them towards his version of free will in a way? idk if this makes sense but i think his toxicity comes in the form of major manipulation, gaslighting, over protectiveness, heavy nurturing to the point where it’s suffocating, and then i personally think he’d be the type of mom to baby his kid incessantly but also put them in situations where they’d need saving from him… idk he’s kinda fucked up sometimes 😭 this goes for canon cult geto & also just my personal version of toxic mom suguru
#asks#anon#i’m in the minority of this mindset maybe but satoru was 100% the better paternal figure#he kept the youth of his kids meanwhile we see nanamimi killing innocent windows and ijichi lamenting at the fact that they’re children who#don’t know any better… it’s a big dichotomy#geto loved his kids but he certainly perpetuated the cycle of leading his children to be fodder too… whether he realized it or not#he chose hate and he instilled further hate into his kids and that’s something that shouldn’t be ignored or forgotten#satoru may be silly and immature at times but he chooses to be good and instilled goodness in his kids too#say what you want about him but something that his kids can do is RELY on him and they do respect him in Some manner#maybe not personality wise but definitely strength wise/knowing they’re protected by him#don’t forget either that satoru w utmost seriousness told child megumi that tsumiki would not be happy/safe w the zen’in clan#i think when he thought of how tsumiki wouldn’t be safe he had people who hated non-sorcerers in mind: the zen’in’s & geto#that’s what i think personally though#he cares for the kids! wants them safe and to be strong… that goes for sorcerers AND non-sorcerers#satoru… he’s MY king. i respect him so much i unfortunately don’t respect suguru a majority of the time 😭#this became a rant abt my haterism towards cult leader geto that’s my bad 😭😭😭 KDKDJDJDJDJDJD#but i do love his sexy dilfness so <333#this is so funny bc i’m such a toji apologist so like i literally won’t ever say anything bad about toji JDJDJDJDJDJDJD#i’m kinda a sukuna apologist too like yea he did that but he did it w drama & flair so what can we do 😪#only a semi-sukuna apologist bc i can’t forgive him for being mean to yuji >:(
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