#when bae can’t geolocate you because they’re a bit hungry

[autocrats-in-love]

Prompt (405)

“Can you not look at me like that?” the hero said.

“You can’t even see me!” the villain’s tinny voice came in through their earpiece.

“I know you’re rolling your eyes,” the hero said. “Look, this is a big labyrinth. I’ll rescue you when I find you.”

“You have superhuman tracking abilities.” the villain said, unimpressed.

“I haven’t eaten a lot today!” the hero said. “Give me a break!”