#wheeeeeeew.

[texasbama]

Down the wrong path. Well.

[castlebyersafterdark]

byler in such a horny state they are just gnawing at each other, like nom nom, no words only primal desire

Primal desire to the max. Obsessed with the idea of them just holding onto each other, hands grabbing, they're so into it, kissing and kissing and tripping over stuff, crashing into a wall. Will gets so weak in the knees about it that Mike has to pin him there before he slides down the wall. Hips pinned together. Mike holding him up. Maybe after Mike's been filling out more, getting stronger, he can actually hold Will up against the wall, legs around Mike's waist. Will holding on and clawing at Mike's back, his hair. They're barely even kissing each other. Biting, panting breaths, so hard against each other it hurts.

Mike dragging Will along through their house to the bedroom, and Will's clumsy and he can't keep up because he's so fucking worked up, trying to keep his arms around Mike. Mike just turns and scoops Will up over his shoulder, then tosses him on the bed. Eventually as they're pulling clothes off, things tear. Will whining as he watches a seam pull and the buttons snag from one of his favorite shirts and Mike just kisses him to stifle the whine. Hard. Teeth and grunts and a long moan. The sound of something breaking as Mike flings a shoe somewhere in their room. More laughter at that, morphed into a sharp gasp as Mike latches his mouth onto Will's neck, biting and sucking on the sensitive skin so hard it's like he's trying to feed off his blood. Will's hand clenched so hard in Mike's hair to keep him there that it's going to hurt so much after they're done, but for now he can only groan into Will's neck.

Later it's hands on hips, soft skin bruised, Mike still mostly dressed because he couldn't wait. Will on hands and knees, underwear torn in Mike's unbelievable impatience in failing to pull them down fast enough. Hips snapping against his ass so hard it's just as loud as Will's constant, high pitched moans. The jangle of Mike's belt buckle with each wild thrust. After it's over they're just laying on the bed together, breaths heaving, almost bashful in meeting each other's eye. Mike with a slight split on his lip, tonguing at the little bit of blood where Will bit at him too hard. He's grinning wide from the taste. Still mostly dressed but clothes completely askew, pants still open as he physically and mentally recovers from whatever the fuck possessed him to behave that way. Will on his stomach, dazed from everything that just happened. He's got the beginning ring of fingertip shaped bruises on his hips and a half moon circle of teeth imprinted on his ass cheek, a pair to the red hand print from a hard smack on the other. Totally nude save for the dramatically torn briefs that really only gave Mike five seconds sooner to get at him, but it's like that sometimes. His mind and body are buzzing, and he's about a minute out from pulling the underwear fully off, sliding over to swing a leg over Mike's lap, and working Mike up to take him for a ride. No rest at all. He's still feeling completely feral for it. If he doesn't get there fast enough, Mike's got plans to roll over and take him again a second time. Depends on who catches their breath first.

[marclef]

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY!!!!

awwww happy V-Day to you too!!!!

(lookie! Eyhm found one more Valentine to give out!!)

[hearteyesdiaz]

UNBUTTONED LIKE A WHORE!! 👁👄👁

[mermaidsirennikita]

One of my favorite character types is the opportunist who doesn’t necessarily plan everything but will take advantage of ANY angle and take ANY freebie

Like stumbling into winning until maybe they don’t (or maybe they do)

(which is why I love the vampire Armand)

[pinayelf]

i've never played inquisition long enough to get the scene, but i finally got cullen's chess scene and what a MAN. what a gentleman. he's able to beat leliana (sneaky spy) and dorian (mage genius), and the only way you can win against him is if you play honestly, which i thought was adorable but also hot damn B)

I KNOW I KNOW

cullen is someone who I hc gets very awkward if he tries to act sexy on purpose because I just think he doesn't know how to do it lol

HOWEVER when he's in his element like doing his commander thing and chess he's very confident and competent and it's HOT 🥰🥰🥰

[coyging]

[anoddopal]

Local rabbity woman found near death from enduring x3 encounters with sexy dark-haired evil men the day prior!!

When asked for a comment: “I think I have a problem…” Bun assessed, while laying face down on the floor.

More at 5:00.

[stephaniejuhnay]

Me @Jason Sudeikis:

[jameszmaguire]

Inej and Kaz are so fucking intense holy shit

[thetypingpup]

thinking abt shotgunning with xiaojun. you're sitting on his lap, giggling at how hazy and red his eyes are and he's dopily smiling up at you, hands squeezing at your hips. you take a drag of your joint as you lean forwards, your thumb brushing over xiaojun's bottom lip and pulling it down gently for him to open his mouth. your lips are merely touching his as you blow the smoke into his mouth and xiaojun inhales deeply, keeping his eyes locked on yours as his tongue pokes out, licking over your lip slowly and sensually before he falls back against the couch cushions, eyes rolling to the back of his head as he blows out the smoke

this is...some of the most galaxy brained shit i've seen. just wheeeeeeew i love that. and then just...the idea that that kiss from you was so orgasmic that he had such a visceral reaction, almost like he climaxed just from your kiss???? real fucking hot. ugh just imagine the deep, resonate moan he emits against your mouth and feeling his breath over your lips before his warm tongue follows suit, his hand reaching beneath your chin. his fingers press against your jaw, hard enough to imply that he wants to pull you in closer, but he lets you keep the lead for now. this that you're giving him is more than enough. feels so fucking good he feels like he might cum just then as his eyes roll back. his dick twitches in his pants, and he lets out a languid sigh of bliss, feeling like he just reached his peak.

[texasbama]

Thank you for your service 🫡 idk where those came from but sheeshhhh

This one right here? Wheeeeeeew💦💦💦

[laenaism]

To Mourn is to Live is sooooo good. That whole chapter was excellent but this right here was my favorite part;

“I have spent so much time trying to understand you and it has gained me nothing. I loved you, Daemon,” she reiterated, “but I cannot remember a time where I ever liked you.” 

Wheeeeeeew I gasped when I read that! I was like that meme of Catelyn Stark saying 'And gag him!' That was too good!

omg that means so much to me coming from you 🥹🫂💖 I loved writing it so much! I already have over 1,000 words for the second chapter so hopefully it will be out soon enough! Ahhh I’m just so happy you liked it!!

[brechtian]

feeing very blessed very grateful to have surviving recordings of both brecht and Woolf’s voices like wheeeeeeew. whew.

[peterpfeiffer]

December 2023 Wail of Fortune Gambling Parlour @screamingspector

After winning a whopping $10 on the scratch off ticket he bought every time he dropped his brother off to work at the Gas Station, Peter could hardly deny that luck was on his side today. Not every scratch off yielded results. Statistically, most didn't. Had to be a sign of fortune favoring him that this one would. With at least eight hours to kill he thought to himself, Fuck it. Might as well, right? and deliberately drove his rusted out van past the exit that would have taken him to the trailer park, home. The old beater rattled and clanged, hitting potholes Peter sped over right to the casino parking lot.

When the engine powered down it made a sigh that sounded like it was not long for this world. Peter slapped one hand affectionately on the dash, with the other he felt around blindly in the back for the handicap parking pass he had for his medically diagnosed laziness and chronic liar syndrome. Both, he was told, were terminal.

He hung it on the rearview mirror, between the fuzzy die and air freshener that had not given off scent since sometime in early 2014, but the woman on it was tastelessly nude so it seemed a shame to toss it. "You wait here," The side of his fist bumped the hood of the van. "Papa's gonna buy you a new coat of paint."

Before he knew it he was 45k up at the Tails table — a card game so named after the sirens who were just as likely to lure a man to his death — and delirious with glee. He wrapped a long arm, surprisingly strong from manual labor, around the man next to him as another 2k came his way. "Did you see that?" he boasted too loudly. "Did you see that? Wheeeeeeew!" Peter whistled, pointed, hugged the man tighter to his side and suddenly let go to push the hair back from his eyes. By now, it stuck up at a hundred angles. "Every dog has his fucking day!" Woof, he barked. Woof woof.

[nintendogameboyadvance]

a long time ago i once read a multi-chapter fic (a mix of sfw slice-of-life chapters and smutty ones, oc x canon, Really Good btw) about a semi-obscure character i adore and at one point out of nowhere there’s an allusion to him needing to piss and the mc teases him and pokes his bladder. it doesn’t go anywhere or anything but wheeeeeeew