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Bael facesitting drabble
A little drabble I wrote a few months ago... thought I should share it. (not proofread) only Bael's privates where actually made clear MC parts aren't described. NSFW SO MINORS DNI YOU WILL BE BLOCKED.
Bael has been working for a week straight. He didn't sleep much, but the stress of doing all the work Beel is ignoring is stopping him from getting any rest. "... Ugh... when is this going to stop..", he wondered as he remembered how you were in the Avisos palace that day. Maybe visiting you will help him a little. He walked towards the green tinted doors of the room you're staying in with a mission and that mission meant getting him to stress a little less. "MC... Can I come in?", he asks through the door as he knocks. When he heard you respond in the affirmative, he entered the room. He was awkward and nervous. "So... Uh... Remember that you'd help me with my stress? Could... I ask for your help now?", he asked, not even looking you in the eyes. When you nodded he approached you, standing still right before you. Still not really making eye contact with you. You observed the bags under his eyes and how his hands were twitching in nervousness, but what really caught your attention was how he was already hard and you didn't even do anything. "Uhm... I wanted to try something since you said something about my legs...", he started as he started to push you down on the bed. He straddled your lap as he started to unbutton his shirt. "... Only if you want to right now...", he said as he threw his coat to a corner of the room. When you gave the okay sign, he smiled and continued to undress. But you stopped him from completely taking off his latex uniform. He looked at you confused as he felt your hands travel up his legs. Only for them to stop at his ass. He felt you pinch the fabric until a ripping sound was heard through the room. "... Ha... Okay let's do it like this then.", he said as he helped you rip the fabric until his dick could spring out. Only then did he move up to your face and lowered himself. You saw his hand wrap around his dick as he started to pump it slowly. "Please, MC... Help me.", he said as little moans started to come out of his lips. Those little moans only increased with volume and number the moment he felt your tongue prod his asshole. "More MC... More.", he begged in an almost demanding tone as his hands started to pump faster. He felt your fingers tease his hole and felt your lips on his balls. Resulting in him releasing a whimper as the stimulation started to make him release some liquid. You watched in awe as you saw the liquid slowly run down his shaft. You were tempted to lick it up, but you also wanted to see more. Your other hand replaced Bael's as you started to jack him off in a faster pace. Bael continued moaning as his hands traveled to his exposed chest, teasing his nipples as you were stimulating him. You felt yourself getting aroused at the feeling of his legs tightening around your head. On top of that, his scent and his moans started to fill your senses as you started to move your legs in a position that could help you create some friction for yourself. Seeing how you were needy too he lifted himself off of you and turned around so he could face your privates. You wasted no time in licking and teasing his asshole, balls and penis again as you started to feel his hands move down your chest to your pants. His hand went under the fabric to also tease you. "MC- you feel so great-", he compliments you between his moans as his legs start to shiver at some point. "I'm close...", he grunts. It didn't take too long before you felt some liquid coat not only your hand but your chest, stomach and his own stomach. You heard him pant softly before slowly moving away. You were about to sit up and check up on him before he stopped you by leaning over you. He gave you a deep kiss before whispering: "It's time for me to help you..."
You wondered how he wanted to help, but that question was answered as he turned the both of you so you were straddling him. "It's your turn now."
#whb#what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#whb fanfic#whb bael#whb smut#whb sam blog#whb thoughts
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I can't even begin to explain how bad the card is and I just got a glimpse before I had to leave the vc. Like how am I waiting months to see a Satan card just for it to probably be the worst card in the entire game (maybe on level with how bad the angel Christmas cards are)
So... I read the Satan's Torture card and let me tell you... most of our group left the VC call at the 3rd part of the story.
THIS STORY WAS ASS!!! THEY WROTE MC BAD HERE, AND FUCKING THE TORTURE PARTS WAS SO FUCKING BEYOND TURNED OFF!!!
I love Satan, he deserver better than this!!!
This card is by far my least favorite card, even calling the worse card!
No kidding, most of the group left. Even the most sadistic and sex positive person of our group left.
I regret wasting my seals on this.
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Rewatching The Real Ghostbusters
Welcome to “In Which Dean Gets Hangry and Clenches His Butt Cheeks, Sam’s a Better Boyfriend Than God, and the Boys Go Meta: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s5e9: The Real Ghostbusters.
Whatsherbucket (who is now, apparently, sort of Chuck’s girlfriend), calls the boys with an emergency, but when they show up at the hotel, they discover it was a ruse to get them to participate in a LARPing convention based on the Supernatural books. They find themselves surrounded by people dressed up as and pretending to be Sam and Dean, plus people in monster costumes. Chuck’s there, too, of course, although he’s not having a good time (stage fright, plus girlfriend trouble - WHB is still hung up on Sammy). The boys are sort of confused, and very horrified, and pretty darn angry. And then people start dying, for realsies. A couple of the LARPers end up helping them, sort of, to find the ghosts responsible and dispose of them, and the boys come a little bit to terms with the idea of others seeing their lives as enviable. Chuck promises not to write any more books, and WHB turns out to be an unexpected source of quality info: she knows who has The Colt.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
I hate Chuck but I NEED that jacket
Mace:
Dean’s eyeroll
Lor:
I'm with Dean on the eyeroll
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I enjoy this ep but Becky makes me want to put a swizzlestick in my brain
Mace:
HAHAHAHA YEP
Lor:
OMG Sam's little startle at the scarecrow
Mace:
omg Sam getting startled by the scarecrow
HAHAHAHA OMG
Lor:
LOLOLOL
Mace:
were there actual conventions going on by this time?
Lor:
I thiiiink so?
Mace:
because HILARIOUS
Lor:
YES
the boys' reactions. i love it
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
omg Dean looking at Sam
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE BOOKS DON'T READ EM, FRITZ"
Mace:
YEAH, FRITZ
“SWEET LORD YES” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
lol
“for food and shelter?"
Mace:
fuck you, Chuck
RIGHT?
Lor:
I'd feel bad for him if I hadn't seen the rest of the show
Mace:
EXACTLY
Lor:
"leave this to the grownups" Dean, honey. come with me, we're gonna get cookies
Mace:
SNORK
Lor:
Dean is DONE but he also wouldn't mind the gift card to Sizzler
Mace:
Dean’s into the sizzler card
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOL
OMG the low voices with the dudes
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"how'm I supposed to vanish?"
I love the meta
Mace:
it’s pretty clever
Lor:
this is two meta eps in a row
Mace:
they’re softening us up for the hard shit on the way
Lor:
YEP
"but you seem different"
Mace:
uhhuh
Lor:
"I don't have time to play Star Wars, guys" look, Mr. Meanie
Mace:
HA
“you have no idea"
Lor:
"off limits to nerds" He's funny and it annoys me that he's funny because he's a jerk
Mace:
HA
he deals with the public. I’m willing to cut him some slack
Lor:
HA! FAIR
"if it's just me, I look stupid" and then his boyfriend's eyebrow raise
Mace:
YES
these two are adorable
Lor:
"stay in character" and all he does is lower his voice haaaaahahahahaha
YES
Mace:
YES
omg their gleeful giggles and smiles
Lor:
YES
Mace:
okay ew
Lor:
right?
I hate scalping stuff
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
ew, Becky
Mace:
yup
Lor:
Dean does NOT like it when people go after kids
Mace:
he does not
Lor:
"give me the map, chuckles" "you're the chuckles, chuckles" LOLOLOL
Mace:
omg Sam really wanted to say “cool it” HAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
YES
they're Rufus and Bobby, omg
Mace:
YES
Dean. Don’t yuck their yum
Lor:
yeah
but also: FUCK 327
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
"i don't think they care because they're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS"
Mace:
HA
Lor:
"you wanna win the game, right?" he's so snarky
Mace:
he really is
Lor:
someone needs to feed him
Mace:
he does seem a bit hangry
Lor:
right?
Mace:
aw, he paid for their drinks
Lor:
I never noticed before they repeated the pouring the shot... shot and first it was Dean and then it was the dude playing Dean
YES
Mace:
cool
“screw you very much"
Lor:
HAHAHA
"i'd say no" OH JUST WAIT, CHUCK
Mace:
right?!
Lor:
gratitude and a sandwich
Mace:
HAHAHA
“sigh” HAHAHAHA
Lor:
OMG FRITZ read something else
Mace:
I kind of love Fritz
Lor:
i do too honestly
Mace:
welp bye Fritz
Lor:
poor Fritz
Mace:
poor Fritz indeed
Lor:
"how do you feel about angels?" ONE OF THEM SHOULD BE IN MORE EPISODES
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Lor:
"just give her the puppydog thing, okay?"
Mace:
YAS
aw, these guys are ADORABLE
Lor:
YES
Mace:
Dean, don’t call a grown woman sweetheart
Lor:
omg he called her sweetheart
Mace:
HAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOL
there is one man who's allowed in my book, and it's Dean Winchester. everyone else is on notice
because he's DEAN
Mace:
YEP
I assume people have made much of the virginity anecdote and Chuck being god?
Lor:
I... don't know
I know a lot has been made of him later claiming to have had both boyfriends and girlfriends
Mace:
i don’t remember that! Ha!
Lor:
omg Barnes and Damien believing in ghosts but not Dean
Mace:
YES and Dean’s eye crinkle when he smiles at them
Lor:
YAS
"who wouldn't want that?"
his reaction is so WEIRD
Mace:
“howdy partners” oh Dean. relax your butt cheeks
Lor:
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
omg Sammy don’t make me smack you upside
Lor:
lol
Mace:
CROWLEY
Lor:
omg Sam's face when she says didn't you read the book
Mace:
CROOOOOOWWWWLLLEEEEEYYYYY
Lor:
YAAAAAAAAAAAS
Mace:
it’s about ding dang time
omg that Dean smile SHIT
Lor:
YES
"it's not jumping the shark if you never come back down" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Mace:
SNORK!!!
#watchingspnagain#watchingspnagain 5x09#spn#supernatural#spn meta#spn spoilers#spn 5x09#watchingspn treatment of queer characters#watchingspn meta
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Just something I made after a vc chat with friends XD
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