#whats so sexy about sanji abusing people??

[nururu]

I always find it funny that zo/sans will be like: oh I hate these problematic ideas that come out of one piece fans :(

And then two seconds later: I want zoro and sanji to be in an abusive relationship where sanji fucks zoro dry and raw and calls him a faggot and theres no love and no affection and zoros just being used as a hole and an outlet and afterwards sanji is even more angry and abusive bc he has so much internalized homophobia it's hard for him. Idc how it effects zoro, but my poor baby sanji needs to figure himself out and zoro can take massive amounts of abuse so its okay :)

[foxydivaxx]

Sanji AU 5

- Besides One Piece, his other well known role is Black Cat from the movie series Black Ops Squad. Zoro is also a part of the series as the main protagonist whilst Sanji is one of the antagonists and his character is like a male version of the Baroness who gleefully wrecked havoc on the heroes and also has sexual tension with Zoro’s character

- Sanji’s performance was unanimously praised by everyone as he shocked everyone with an amazing performance as a deranged yet sexy agent who also has a crush on the hero

- Sanji considers that his fave role as he is playing against type

- He and Zoro enjoyed the fight scenes and considering their One Piece characters and their dynamic, this does not shock anyone

- The best fight scene involving their characters happened towards the end of the movie. Both of them used hand to hand combat here and Sanji was ruthless in that scene and many jokes about him being more aroused in that scene due to the sexual tone of his voice

- Fanboys enjoyed the movie because they get to see Sanji’s famous ass on display in multiple scenes. Same applies to Zoro too

- His memoir is considered a guide for troubled kids and former child stars

- He and his brothers used to fight over the dumbest things like who gets the remote first or who eats the last pizza slice. These days they bicker over their clothes because someone always steals stuff

- There is a video that shows Sanji flirting with the girls. Zoro pouts, walks over to Sanji hugs from behind, and says, “Mine!!” Everyone starts laughing. Sanji smirked because he wanted Zoro to do that

- Sanji keeps chasing after his cat Ginger because the cat keeps stealing food

- Why do men love Sanji? Besides the ass, they love how sassy and unapologetic he is. The fact that he is good looking and flaunts his sexiness helps as well as a lot of men have admitted to having perverted sexual fantasies about him

- He loves Heartsteel and listens to their songs. That made Ezreal’s day

- Aogiri has a group chat and Sanji often replies with emojis in the chat

-Sanji is seen as a diva by many but those who have gotten to know him are shocked by how sweet he actually is

-Sukuna continued to stalk Sanji even after they broke up

-Sanji tends to be hilarious in interviews, often cracking jokes

-He has a massive wardrobe to the point where Zoro jokes about his diva demands. Ironically Zoro himself has a large wardrobe as well that rivals Sanji's

-Everyone calls Zoro and Sanji the Diva Couple because they act that way xD

-Sanji had sex addiction problems no thanks to the abuse Judge subjected him to.

-Sanji had commitment issues as he had a lot of flings back in the day and would sleep around with anyone so long as he got what he wanted. Yup, Sanji literally weaponized sex a lot of the time to force people to do certain things for him. That all changed when Zoro came into his life and made him question his actions. As if that was not enough, there was Sukuna

[yamiyamiart]

It's mostly other people's Art or works that makes me consider certainly ship since for some reason until than I wouldn't even had put those into a room.

But yeah, I was a bit sad that oda actually canon backed away from Kamabakka Sanji, since he even drew him actually enjoying being there after a while. He clearly started to feel more comfortable in a dress and make up and being spoiled and he started to explore himself more. I honestly loved those moments.

Him just being at peace which himself. Accepting who he truly is and or could be.

But yeah I can also see Crocodile's side. He's probably out as gay since his teens or early adult and he doesn't regret it just being himself since he stopped caring what others could think about him. He just wants to enjoy his life and doesn't want to bend himself to please others.

So coming across Sanji maybe even made him a bit sad. Seeing someone refuse to be themselves so much yet he understands that it's the cause of the past circumstances Sanji had went through so he gives him time and space to understand that Crocodile will be a safe person for him around who he can be who he actually is.

Also please tell me about the horny stuff, I love hearing these kind of things.

Yess that's exactly how I love them !! Sanji deserves to be comfy in a dress an heels as often as he smokes ... And I go insane from how good he looks in pink 💕💕

Ok so! Horny time!

I've already written about and sketched so many scenarios with these two! I have a dear friend that also loves this ship and gives me the best inspiration for new sexy hc's

Like it should be a given that if Crocodile is present in a ship there will be a Daddy kink , that man gives off such a giant sugar daddy vibes and the fact that he's actually rich and dresses in only the finest clothes, high expensive taste is a given

Now imagine how highly possesive and dominant he must be in bed, I have this hc that the only man brave enough to confront his mood and top him is Doflamingo (even if it would end up in non-con most of the times considering how they both are) , so he would expect to be pleased, to be pleasured by his sugar baby and here comes Sanji who canonically would do anything that he's asked even if he complains about it the whole time , who's a people pleaser due to his low self esteem caused by his family's abuse , who would make the perfect submissive partner in bed... He's all loud yelling and curses towards any men outside his bedroom but once he's in the privacy of their shared room? It's like a switch gets flipped in his head 💞

This idea I have of him comes from how he acts around women in the canon story, Sanji is all flirting and declaring his love loudly but everytime a girl flirting back or proceeded to touch his hand he turns into a pathetic blushing mess and that's exactly what I love about him , he's all bark not bite

For me that idiot is a sub bottom through and through, even when he sleeps with women they would wrap him around their fingers in a second ♥️

So the idea of him turning into a pillow princess and letting the other take control of the situation, letting him use his body as he pleases it's just so fitting and hot for me . Crocodile would train his body to only feel good when he's the one fuckin him in a way that if he were to sleep with someone else it would never be enough to let him finish, that something would be missing ...

Now for some more explicit hc's, the most important part to remember is that Sanji canonically is extremely flexible and has all his strength in his legs, I like to imagine he has the muscular build of a male ballet dancer , so this man in bed would be so good at riding his partner... Putting those thunder thighs to good use (and there's the fact that Crocodile is a giant next to him so being under the blond will be more comfortable for both when he wants to take it slow and calmly)

During more firey sessions Sanji would get spanked, his hair pulled, bitten all over, ravaged until he's a crying mess, and at the end when he has a satisfied smile and tears are rolling down his face from the ecstasy he would thank Croco for it , blinded by the pleasure :^)

That's how I like my boys, going full animal instinct until they satiate their thirst and then when they are done , back in public people can tell what they just did by their faces alone

Oh and also Crocodile would spoil him rotten gifting him the most expensive lingerie sets besides clothes and perfumes, too bad they always get destroyed when he gets his hands on his boy :3c

[anyanpre]

Everything wrong with Whole Cake Arc

I had a really high hopes for that arc. This actually was arc that brought me in One Piece fandom from being casual reader. Too bad that it ended up sucking. And sucking big.

First of all, I wanna say what I liked in this arc. I liked how Charlotte daughter had slightly more diverse designs. I liked some parts of Sanji’s backstory and how it made so much sense in context. I really liked Luffy’s “Without you I can't become the Pirate King“ moment. And several other small moments.

However, there are so. SO MUCH BULLSHIT. And let’s talk about it.

● Rescue team composition and how it affected emotional context of the story. Or how it DIDN’T affect emotional context if the story. Seriously, Oda got all the cards in his hands, but never actually used it. 

I’m not really fond of who was on the rescue mission. And no, I’m not saying that Zoro should be there, tho it would be heartwarming for me personaly and it could lead to interesting and emotional moments. No, it’s Usopp who I think should be on the mission.

Let me explain why. I think Usopp would be the one who would understand Sanji the most. He knows how it feels to be weak, he knows how it feel to loose your parent to an illness. He understands and he could be a very comforting person for Sanji to be around.

I also feel like Chopper - another character who was ostracized and understand how it feels to be different from the others - was underutilized. 

● Vinsmoke’s backstory dosen’t really make that much sense. 

First, for a scientist that worked with Vegapunk Judge is fucking stupid. One of his sons isn’t showing significant progress in developing superhuman strenght? And he like, just done nothing? He didn’t try to experement on Sanji more? Didn’t feed him a devil fruit? He didn’t try to raise Sanji as a scientist, so his less stellar son wouldn’t be a total waste of time and be usefull to his goal in a different way?

Second, Sora’s death dosen’t make that much sense to me. I mean, Juge seems to somewhat care about her. But he like, couldn’t cure her? Seriously? They have technology to create a fucking geneticly modified clones, but not enough to cure whatever side effect theese drugs had? No, seriously? I’m starting to think that Sora was just suicidal and sabotaged her own treatment. This, at the very least, makes sense.

And Sanji, sweet dear Sanji. WHY THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T CHANGE YOUR NAME. WHY THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T REALLY TRY TO HIDE YOUR EYEBROWS IF YOU DON’T WANT FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE FUCKING PRINCE OF GERMA. Like, seriously, how no one INCLUDING THE WORLD FUCKING GOVERMENT didn’t actually noticed? I mean, Germa 66 still operates as a mercenary army, and it’s seem that they working in all seas. SO WHY DA FUCK SANJI DIDN’T EVEN TRIED TO HIDE HIS IDENTITY? 

Another thing that my friend mentioned and I agree oh so much: Vinsmokes came out of nowhere. Oda didn’t builded them up AT ALL. And they suppose to be a big names. Comicses with them are suppose to be well-known, but were never mentioned? Seriously? And the previous arc revolved around a pirates who operated mostly in North Blue, so like? Couldn’t Oda hint on Germa’s existense there? Like literaly, make it that it was Germa 66 that purged Law’s island. But nope, came out of nowhere.

● Also, speaking of Vinsmoke family and Sora particulary. HELLO ANOTHER SAINT DEAD MOM. I’m so, so tired of this trope, especially in One Piece. Dead women as a backstory is NOT GOOD. The only female-related trope in One Piece that I’m tired off more is...

●  SEXY OUTFIT, FUCKING AGAIN. Seriously, I’m so, so pissed off by Reiju’s uniform. It makes NO GODDAMN SENSE. Why her outfit isn’t even invoking any designs elemets that her brother’s do? It dosen’t look like a soldier uniform, it dosen’t even invoke “super sentai“ look. Hell, outfit of her couterpart from in-universe comics about Germa 66 LOOKS BETTER. Fuck you, Oda, fuck your sexist ass.

● Year of Sanji they said. Well, I’m kinda dissapointed that Sanji didn’t really have a baddas moment in his own arc. He had like one small moment, when he saved his shit of a family and that’s all. His cake DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. He didn’t have a significant battle. And by the end of the arc he was way to overshadowed by Luffy and Katakuri.

● Speaking of, WHY DA FUCK IT’S LUFFY WHO FOUGHT KATAKURI. For me, it makes so little sense. Luffy’s specialization seems to be weaponised (Armament and Conqueror’s) Haki, not Observation Haki. So why make Luffy overpowered by making him stand agains a person with Observation Haki so powerfull that he can see the future.

Honestly, It should’ve been Sanji’s fight. He seems to be geared towards Observation and speed. This fight would make so, so much sense, it would FINALLY  give Sanji a moment to shine. And it would be interestng clash of personalities: an older brother who surpressed his identity to protect family he cares about and family who adores him; and a younger brother who ran away to protect his sense of identity from the family who hated and abused him. This should’ve been amaizing.

And hey, it could also be Luffy + Sanji vs. Katakuri, so it wouldn’t make either of our protagonists seems to bee way too overpowered AND actually would be a neat illustration of “power of friendship”, an idea that you don’t have to be perfect, that having people who support you and whom you support is more important.

SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL.

● Why Sanji had to go in a “pervert mood” in inapropriet momennts? Why Oda still thinks that this is funny, and isn’t an overdone gag that makes Sanji look kinda pathetic? 

● Oda have a serious problems with pacing. Both Dressrosa and this arc seems to cram way too much evrything, so an arc ending up overstating it’s welcome. And that’s kinda sad.

One Piece is a very fascinating manga for me. It’s so good, but at the same time it’s so bad. It’s sexist, my fav boi is treated by author like shit, character development is never a prioriry, and did I say that it’s uncomfortably sexist? It so, so fucking is.

I love One Piece, but sometimes it’s a manga that is really hard to love.

[foxydivaxx]

More Gossip Girl AU Headcanons: The Roronoas

-Everyone calls Zoro Prince-sama because he acts like one

-Zoro resembles Arashi a lot which many suspect to be a reason why Terra treats Zoro like trash

-Idol by Yoasobi in this universe is sang by Miku and that song is actually referring to not only herself and all idols in general but that song is her way of telling people about Zoro's situation. The fact that it was released around the time of the #FreeZoro movement makes it more awesome and heartwarming. Zoro cried when he heard the song and thanked Miku for it

-The #FreeZoro movement was secretly started by Kuina, Perona and Zoro's backup dancers

-Miku and Zoro got their talents from their dad which is why their mum behaves the way she does. She envies her kids and her husband

-Arashi watched his kids on TV whilst in asylum. What Terra did not know is that Mihawk found out about Arashi and figured out a way to free him and whisk him off to Japan to be free. When the #FreeZoro movement begins, Arashi returns to America to reunite with his son. He also gains the strength to confront his wife and proceeds to finalise the divorce proceedings that she tried to delay years ago

-The Roronoa/Dracule clan are all great dancers

-The family now host movie nights every weekend to watch old Roronoa and Dracule classics

-Arashi and Mihawk have been best friends for years since they were kids. Terra drove a wedge between them

-Both Arashi and Mihawk go out together a lot these days and many suspect that there could be more to their relationship especially since Mihawk helped them a lot.

-Mihawk paid back the debt he owes to the Roronoas who saved him during his own struggles.

-Enma, Kitetsu and Wado are Zoro's cousins in this verse and they are all famous actors

-Grandma Roronoa is a top actress and Grandpa Roronoa is a singer and actor.

-Grandpa Roronoa passed away a year before Zoro's birth

-Grandma Roronoa always makes rice balls for the kids, especially Zoro and even taught Sanji how to make them

-The reason Zoro did not become like his mum or worse is thanks to Mihawk and Boa Hancock who serves as his lawyer and is now his new manager

-Some aspects of Zoro's life mirrors Arashi's in a lot of ways and also Mihawk's too as both father figures had turbulent relationships with one abusive parent.Arashi had a toxic relationship with his dad and Mihawk had to separate himself from his mother

-The Roronoa/Dracule family all live under the same roof. Zoro started living on his own once he turned 18.

- Sora and their kids plus Zoro’s other friends and their families are considered part of their family

- When Zoro started adapting a sexier image (similar to Koda Kumi), it rose a lot of eyebrows at first as people were so used to him being cute, baby Zoro. Eventually, the general public accepted it as they realized that he suits the sexy image better

- Sometimes whenever the family is having a dance party, Zoro’s inner sexy tiger comes out and next thing everyone knows, those sexy dance moves he exhibits onstage begin to manifest. The thing about Zoro is once the music comes on, he changes completely. Sanji too is like that

- Speaking of Sanji, people have been calling him Sanji Roronoa way before he and Zoro finally married

- Arashi has tried to get Zoro to tone down the sexiness albeit in a joking manner similar to Whitebeard and Sanji

- Zoro got his love of fashion and bling from his two dads who are pretty snazzy dressers. (Picture Zoro wearing bling similar to Sasha Banks)

- Once the cameras stop rolling and once Zoro is offstage, he becomes a cute little kitten. Onstage, he is a sexy tiger, similar to his dad. Sanji is similar in that regard except that one is a sexy fox xD

- Zoro’s natural singing voice is a lot deeper and sensual. He knows how to manipulate his voice to get the desired results out of a song, something that shocks Japanese netizens a lot

- Yosaku and Johnny are the pranksters of the family

- Perona and Kuina always go shopping together and help Zoro get clothes

- Miku’s normal speaking voice is a lot more matured compared to her idol voice

- Zoro and Miku write a lot of their songs especially now that they are older and wish to express certain things themselves

- Miku does her hair herself

- Miku is always portrayed as a bunny and Zoro is a mighty green tiger and often times is portrayed as an adorable black kitty with green stripes in fanart