#whatever….👽👽👽🙄🙄🙄

[capyfroyo]

Wow pink barbie zane so original…

[thedogsleg]

[numinousmysteries]

Mulder/Scully/William texts

Inspired by this post: (I wanted to do a photoshop thing where I make these look like actual texts on an iphone but I don't know how to use photoshop. if you do, please feel free to steal this idea and run with it.)

Scully:

Scully: Back soon! Did you do your homework?

William: umm..where are you? and is that blood on dad’s hoodie?

Scully: Yes, but not his, so don’t worry!

William: if anything i’m more worried now

Mulder: It was 👽👽👽

Scully: No, it wasn’t aliens. Did you do your homework?

***

Mulder:

Mulder: Look what mom is eating for dinner!

William: wtf is that?

Mulder: I know what that means. Watch your language!

William: why does it have a face?

Scully: Kind of cute, right?

William: sure. whatever.

***

Scully:

Scully: The muffins aren’t that good here. 

William: looks like dad is enjoying his

Mulder: It’s mom’s. She spit it out in my hand. But it’s not bad.

William: you guys are gross.

Mulder: 😘

***

Scully:

Scully: Is that your math teacher?

William: ???

Scully: Guy in glasses on the right. Thought we recognized him.

Mulder: We took a selfie so it wouldn’t be obvious.

William: who let you guys into the FBI?

Scully: Is it him?

William: i literally see no one else in this photo besides your giant heads

Mulder: Doesn’t mom look pretty?

William: 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Scully: Did you do your homework?

[papermint-airplane]

Eleanor: Whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean 'who is Aiden'?! He's the Bachelor! You know, the whole reason we're competing in the first place?!

Angela: Surely you can't be serious!

Rose: I am serious! 🤭 And don't call me--

Viridia: IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE, I WILL END YOU MYSELF.

Eleanor: Gaaaaaaah, I hate you people.

Angela: Then I guess I need you to explain a lot more than the murder attempt because if you aren't competing for Aiden's heart -- the alleged premise of the show -- what are you competing for?

Rose: I. keep. TELLING YOU! I want to WIN! 😠

Angela: Yes, but win what?!

Rose: Uggggh, you're so dense, it physically hurts. 😩

Viridia: STOP TALKING IN CIRCLES AND JUST EXPLAIN SOMETHING FOR ONCE!

Rose: Haven't you ever heard the expression 'winning isn't everything, it's the only thing'? 🙄

Angela: Yeah, I've heard toxic Little League coaches say that to crying seven year olds. And?

Rose: Seriously?! It's the principle I've based my entire life on! It's my mantra! My raison d'être! 👿

Viridia: WATCH OUT, SHE'S GOING FRENCH AGAIN.

Angel: So the whole reason you snuck back into the house, disguised yourself as a mime, sloppily painted your blue stripes purple, tried to kill Angela, and potentially scarred Aiden for life was...because of an expression everyone uses ironically?

Rose: It's not ironic to me, dammit! It's my sole purpose in life! Everyone knows that, even the Watcher! And she...she used it against me. 😓 She promised me that if I made the competition interesting for her, she'd let me back into the house.

Eleanor: Wait. What?! Say that again.

Rose: When I broke into her control room, she made me an offer: I'd get to come back and compete again as long as I did something to shake up the status quo. She was getting bored of you idiots. 🥱

Angel: I-I can't believe this.

Bailey: I know what you mean...

Angel: One of us got to meet the Watcher in person and it wasn't me.

Rose: Look, Angel, if it makes you feel any better, she's not what you think. She's...crazy. 😦

Bailey: High praise coming from you.

Rose: And not only that, she seriously doesn't know how 'Earth reality shows' as she calls them work because holy shit, this whole thing has been one clusterfuck from the beginning. 🙄 She says it's a Bachelor-type dating show but she's run the whole thing like a survival show with the challenges and eliminations. I mean half of us haven't even met this Arwin-or-whatever, let alone been on a date with him. What sense does that make?! 😵

Aiden: It's Aiden. I'm Aiden!

Eleanor: You're right. I thought this whole thing was shoddily arranged but I've never seen any reality dating shows. For all I knew, this is how they're supposed to be.

Rose: Well I've seen hundreds of them, and believe me, this is not how they're supposed to be. Arlo is supposed to spend time with all of us one-on-one, not be shoved into a pod by himself ninety percent of the time. 😣 I don't know how they do shows like this back on her planet but it's not how we do it on Earth. 👽

Eleanor: On...her...planet? The Watcher is an alien?

Rose: Well duh. 😑 You couldn't tell? Why do you think she abducted us all at the casting call? She had to get us on more familiar turf.

Angel: That doesn't make any sense. The Watcher can't be an alien. She's an eternal extra-dimensional being of pure benevolence.

Viridia: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR RELIGION, ALREADY?! CLEARLY SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON.

Eleanor: I knew it, we really are in the Lunar Lakes moon settlement. I could tell from the trees. But...why are we the only Sims here?

Rose: I don't know and I don't care. 🤨

Wow. You really exposed me to everyone, huh, Rose?

Rose: You exposed yourself! You should have just let me win from the jump and I wouldn't have had to tell everyone what I knew. 😖

I guess it really is a good thing I didn't tell you the whole plan, then, huh? Otherwise you'd have run your mouth to Aiden.

Rose: Yeah yeah, Argyle or whoever-the-fuck. Well, I held up my end of the bargain. You're going to call this whole thing off and just announce me the winner, riiiiight? 🤤

Why would I do that?

Rose: Because...I made things interesting for you, like we agreed on. 😕

Then why am I still bored?

Rose: I-- 😶

You haven't won anything, Rose. You're still the same loser you were when you walked into this place on the first day. And that's all you'll ever be.

Rose: ...

Nothing to say to that?

Rose: I am going to kick. your. ass. 😡

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[damiwrites]

RANDOM TEXT WITH JOHNNY LAWRENCE :33

warnings : NONE !!! just a few flirttyyy text and a "k^s" joke ^.^

a/n : this MAY!!! be a little ( a lot ) OOC but whatever i love him and his cranky ass 👽and also ik there weren't freaking iphones in the 80s bare with me this is a modern au but with their younger silly selves 🙄🙄 ALSO MY REQUEST R OPEN!!!!! read my pinned post ^.^

[spacepiratenemo]

Jackpot Space Pirate Crew: Nutshell Nr.: 1

JACKPOT SPACE PIRATE CREW! ™ OC-Interactions! 👾👽⚠

Well, what can I say? Meet Alliqui, Nemo’s big brother, who obviously is all muscle but no brain. Meet Mace, very annoyed and angry at this id*ot! Meet poor Lena, who’s trying to fight her eternal headache because of that guy. And lastly, meet Nemo, who has abandoned all hope! 😂

Every day, Lena does her work, gets greeted by Alli who then compliments her on her… looks. Well, it’s mostly her looks. I’m not going to be specific in this text, fill in the blanks yourself. He’s catcalling! Every day Lena rolls her eyes at him and tries to ignore him; and every day Mace snaps, punching this idiot, tryna teach him some sense of respect! And every day, Nemo is fighting to urge to not lose her mind, throw a fit of rage and help Lena to prevent Mace from hurting Alliqui… even if they all get why this escalates all the time. 😂😭

In the end, if Mace were to punish Alli, it would be Lena’s job to fix and stitch him up and since Lena is the true “sufferer” here - they just slap that guy and hope that it’ll somehow fix whatever is wrong with him! … Truth be told, just like Nemo said: “You can’t fix stupid.” 🙄

Hope you enjoy this short, little comic ❤☠

This one was quite quick and fun, so imma think of more of these small four window comics for the Jackpots.

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 22

-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

                               Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: IM SO EXITED i get to see my bby 💕💕

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:YAY LIL EMMY

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what time

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:your littarly my sister duh

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:duh bitch

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:you're littarly my twin bro stop playing with me

Christodontfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:duh girl😝😝

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴 :what time

⏎

2:30

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:we love yall please be there

We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room" hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking my spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moddy teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for serving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsers  "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older"  les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renés "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" i agree "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that

Dark bitchs in white girl

Who tryna meet my bby

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marc:yes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

                                                                                                                              Ok pull up

Y/n pov:-1 month later- Y/n pov: "Anthony" "THATS MEEEEE" "i wanna introduce are baby to our friends" "ok" "lets invite the cast"

Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton

                               Guys we opening up the option to come see our baby today

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: IM SO EXITED i get to see my bby 💕💕

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:YAY LIL EMMY

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY NIECE

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:what time

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:your littarly my sister duh

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:duh bitch

Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾:you're littarly my twin bro stop playing with me

Christodontfuckme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:duh girl😝😝

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴 :what time

⏎

2:30

My mannn💀🎃😼🫶🏾☠️😺😽🤲🏾👽😸🙀👐🏾👾😹😿🙌🏾🤖😻😾👏🏾:we love yall please be there

We were in our room and heard a knock at the door and I got up to get it I awenser it. So It turned out to be jazzy "THERE MY oh it's you" "that felt purposeful" "donde esta mi esposa" "MI ESPOSA" "whatever" we walk to our room "hey y/n/n" "hey snazzy jazzy" "may i hold my niece" she says taking ants spot "of course but be careful I cant stress that enough" "trust me" "hey emily" "co co" "emily can you say my dad sucks" "jazz" "the original version was dirty" we hear a knock on the door "jazzy apologize to ant ill get the door" "DADDY" "hey baby how you been""good" "hey sissy" "hi sebby" "hey Francisco" "co co" "CAN WE SEE THE BABY" "shhh sebby your gonna scare her" "im sorry" "its fine dad, come on lets see her" "hey lin" "sup lin" jazzy and Anthony greets "hey guys" dad greets "can i hold her" sebby ask "after the adults" mom tells him "well can i hold franny" he ask "not yet baby" he says a little "by the time its yet hell be to old to hold" mom ignores him and asks "may i pick her up" "yes" she holds her and starts talking to him "hey baby im your grandmother and ill love you so much" -15 minutes later- "sebby ask y/n if you can hold Emily" "may i hold emily" "of course bro" he held him gently "hi baby im your uncle and when you are 3-4 were gonna be best friends even when im a moody teenager well still be best friends" "awww" "cocochhnxggx" "hwrhfdhdfjdghgdjgdjddjd to you two" we hear a knock a the door "aww no more emily" "you can hold fran" "hey bro here are my tips for surviving the Miranda household" Lin ran to the door "HEY PHILLIPA" "hi wheres my sisters baby" "in our room" she runs to the room "number 47 DO NOT-hey pippa" "why you switch up" Anthony teases "shut up Anthony" "HEY we don't use those especially with adults SAY SORRY" nessa commands "I'm sorry Anthony for telling you to shut up" "it's ok I didn't really care" "may I hold the baby" "yes of course" "hi baby I'm pippa soo" "pghtghbth" "close enough" we all laughed we hear our door open Anthony grabbed a knife "que es 'wheres my granddaughter' en espanol" "donde esta mi chicos chico" i said with a questioning tone "what she said"she said with a chuckle "may i hold her" nea questions "you may" i awnsers "hi baby im you second grandmother and im going to teach you how to be yourself when you are older"  les came in "yall just leave yall door open" leslie asks"oops" says renés "good thing i came before someone else did" Leslie diverts"right" ant agrees "im really sorry" nea aplogizes "its alright mistakes happen" ant comfront "hey i dont know if this is the right time but may i hold emily" leslie asks "you may" i say granting premission "hi baby im your uncle and im gonna teach you wait for it" les tells my baby "funny" lin chimes in then everyone else came and that was that

[bloogers-boogers]

Cola 🥤

Black Cherry 🍒

Root beer 🍻

Red Pop ❤️

Cream Soda 🍦

Grape 🍇 

Rock and Rye 🎸

(Yep!) 😜

Dr. Faygo 👩‍⚕️

(whoo!) 🤩

Candy Apple 🍎

(Whooooaoh!) 🥳

60/40 💯

(Yep, Yep) 👍

Pineapple Orange 🍊 

(Yep, my Faygo HEEY!) 😎

Chocolate Cream Pie 🥧 

(Whooooaoh!) 😍

Ginger Ale 🍺 

(Yep, Yep) 🥸

Cotton Candy 🍬 

(Yep, my Faygo) 😳

That precious sauce 🙏

Juggalo Juice  🧃 

Crack that fat boy let it go loose 👻

Drink it, spay it 🙇‍♀️

Whatever your use 🚁

Do it up like Joey, and Big Joe Bruce 🧞‍♀️

What it up kid (I'm about to) 👶

Moon Mist Blue here's what you do 🌙

Throw it up in the sky to sooth that itch 🙍‍♀️

Slap it up silly and boot that biiiitch👯

Just let it fly JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🪰

Into the sky (Yep) 🌌

My Faygo HEEY!! 😮

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 💭 

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 😫

Until you try (Yep) 😏

My Faygo HEEY!😊

Two in each hand 🤚 

Flake out and shake 🤝

My nutbag taste like Faygo Grape 🥜

Explode in your bedroom 🛏️

Faygo lake Marinate your steak and bake 🐟

Faygo cake 🎂 

It's cheap as hell 💰

And fuck I'm broke 😢

Fuck three bucks for a cup of Coke Shit 😤

I stay sticky 👽

Fuck the soap Orange Pop all on my dick please though🍌

I mix it fix it fuck I kicks it 🦵

Off them titties I gotsta licks it 👅

Take out the fixtures, chandeliers 💡

Fuck a venue to nice to handle this 🙄

Rock and Rye bounce from above ⬆️

Knock you out and fuck up your duds 🫢

Explode and unload all over the place 🤯

You don't like Red Pop 🍾

FUCK YOUR FACE!!🤬

Just let it fly ✈️

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🤡

Into the sky (Yep) 🌅

My Faygo HEEY!! 🙋‍♀️

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 🤔

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep)🤑

Until you try (Yep) 🙀

My Faygo HEEY!👐

Too much juice shorts out the power 💥

Dance in the dark of the Faygo shower 🚿 

Sugar rain insane Flavors, colors ☔️

We'll kick yo ass 🍑

But we love each others 💞

Through the floor, into the basement ⬇️

But it ain't wasted, more we taste it 👄

Seeps on through to the pits of Hell 🔥

And puts out the flames where the devil dwells👿

Faygo storms, rain and thunder ⚡️

No need to wonder 🤨

It's too much fun to just unwind 🧖‍♀️

Put yourself under the trance 😵‍💫

Pour some down your pants 👖 

Hump it, hit it, get wit it 😘

Bust a nut and be geeked ya did it ⬜️

Precious Peach, and Bubblegum Pop 🍬

No need for a mop cause we don't stop! 🧹 

Just let it fly 💸

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🤓

Into the sky (Yep) 🌞

My Faygo HEEY!! 🤭

Don't wonder why (Whooooaoh!) 🧐

JUGGALO JUICE (Yep, yep) 🍹

Until you try (Yep) 🫡

My Faygo HEEY! 😇

Orange Chug (Whooooaoh!) 🔸

City Soda (Yep, Yep) 🏙️

Moon Mist (Yep) 🌛

Mango Tango (My Faygo HEEY!) 🥭

Key Lime Pie (Whooooaoh!) 🍰

Red Cherry (Yep, Yep) ❤️

Original Black Raspberry (Yep, My Faygo HEEY!) 🖤

Jive Turkey Tonic 🦃

No offense but I'm genuinely confused

[thisblogwilleatourselves]

wE HATE 🌀when PeOpLe SAYS "don’t haVE a pAnIc AtTaCK” 😡 whEN wE’re goin’ thRouGh ŜOMEtHiNg PAINFUL 🎭 aND DiSTrEsS¡ng BUT THaT aINT consiDeRed aN “emERgeNcY” 🚫❗Like, bruh, oNE: thE 😖FUCKiNG distReSSing PAin 🩸🌪️ SPaWNS thE PANIC attACK, aND y’ALL TALKS abOUT IT liKE wE ChOSE THIS, likE wE’Re oRdeRinG Off a MeNu—🤡 STOP IT, FucKs Sake!!

TwO: 🤬 yOu cAN desCRiBe thE whOLe $#¡tshow of WHAt’s MessIn’ wITH ya wiTHOUT it BEiNg a PAnIc aTtAcK 🎢 yOu can bE PANICked wIThouT the ATTACK 😤💥 aND unsOLICiTedLY PrEsumINg evEryTimE sOMeOnE 🕵️‍♀️ iS TrYIn’ tO UNtwist THE whYs AND whaTS 👽 OF theIR heaD-spaCE, lIKE DUh, PeoPLe wANt tO KnOW wHaT’s gOIN’ ONNNn 🌀¡, aINT AUtoMAGICally hAVIN’ An AtTACk. 🤯

THIS rIGHT HERES whY wE HATE 🪓 THE MeDICAL WORd "HYPOCHONDRIAC” – 😡 yeAh, iT’S A thInG, buT oUR DAD useD tO sAY wE wERe Hypo-whATever 🐍 wHEN we weRE ACTUALLy HurTIN’, ya KnoW? 👀 aND oUR MoM?! 🤦🏻‍♀️ EVeRY tiMe wE’Re goIN’ thrOUgH SomeTHINg disTREssinG sHE doESn’t TakE SErIOUs, sHe jUsT “DoN’t haVE a PanIC AttACK”S us lIke wE cAN JusT FLip A Switch 🖲️! We jUst wANt to knOw WHaT’s goING ON iN OuR bOdY but nOooOoo 🙄!! aND THEN we SEArch fOR an ISSue wE’rE HAViNG 🕸️ aND seE somE ranDOM straNgEr ONLINe 🕵️‍♂️ TEllin’ soMEone ASKIN’ A medical Qs “dON’t hAVE A pAnic aTTACK OvER SOME mINoR PaiN”—lIke iT’s 🚨noT sigNiFicant🚨 ‘cuz wHo theY to DecIDE?? 🤷‍♀️🙃

LIKE JusT, UGHHH, eVerYbodY GO FuCK oFF WiTh thIS $#¡T 🎤🎶

PEoPLE TrEATiN’ normaL REactIONs aS dIsOrDErS 🌀 like ThEY’ve SanITizEd 🌟 thE wHole wAY y’ALL thINK we S’posed tO reAct 🤖, liKE wE’Re suPPOSEd TO foLLow tHe script wrITTeN bY some FIctIonAl TV SHOW🤡, whERE anyOnE who’S DiSstrESSed abOUT STUFF acTIn’ diStreSsed geTS TaGgED as aBNorMal??? 😵‍💫 wHat ThE FUCK is That?!!! 🚨

[intellectual6666]

Just turning anon so that nobody can catch me 👽 ( just to not loose my grace, u can understand girl , I'm daddy's princess)

So whatever----

are there people in our that give u a roller coaster of emotions? Like sometimes they are so fucking good and sometimes u feel like u hate them.

If yes, what do you want to say them?

(facing the same fucking problem!?!) 🙄

Oh hi daddy's princess, how are you ?

Umm yess, there are a number of people in my life who give me a rollercoaster ride of emotions (relatives fall in it). And tbh, I have nothing to say to them, bcoz it is my mind who is judging their different behaviours. Maybe they are made up like that.

Yeah, ik I am a very thoughtful bitch...

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Please today has been the worst day everrr. It snowed, but classes were still "in session" so I still had to get up and go, none of the people I actually like were there so I sat alone pretty much all day, the roads were slippery so I literally almost got into a wreck 😭 I missed out on my breakfast and lunch period, because again, went to my psych class, my boyfriend or whatever is mad that I say "huh" all the time?? 😭 Dawg, I'm just hoping, no PRAYING, that I can have a good time at home. I seriously feel like exploding rn, Axel please just throw me into the sun atp 😔 I had 3 different quizzes today, and I ran on 3 hours of sleep so Idk how tf that went 😞 PLEASE, ALSO I RAN OUT OF YK FEMININE PRODUCTS, BUT WHEN I WOKE UP IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OVER SO I WAS JUST LIKE "Yk what I'll just go pick some up after classes" LEGIT MY 3RD PERIOD I FIND OUT I WAS WRONG? Dude I can't 😭 But bag secured now?

Please the second I stepped into my lovely home the tears started building up 💔 It's mostly because my boyfriend legit told me everytime I say huh or what it makes him mad, cause I didn't know? He's all the time calling me stupid and idk how to feel about it, like ik its a joke, but I was constantly put down if I was incorrect about something growing up. I was taught that intelligence is one of the most important things for a person, so I try really hard to maintain it, but when he calls me dumb, or stupid, maybe even slow, sometimes implying it.. Just is completely insulting. Idk how to mention it without getting a negative reaction either. He called me uhm, just a word that I won't repeat, and I told him not to then he said "Are you seriously offended? Like why are you offended by it?" 😐 I love him to death, but I don't like when he calls me degrading names. I mean, he's constantly calling me a bitch and stuff, it's just borderline disrespectful. It'd be different if it was an obvious joke, or if it was just occasional, but no its all the time and it's difficult to tell it apart from seriousness. He even told me to not talk to him for the rest of the day today? Man I'm just dying. I feel like it's bringing out the hurt that I've been trying to get over, and it's just a lot 😩 Might nap though, or sleep? Idk idc 😭

(Venting session is actually insane 😒, don't pay attention to it)

OH BUT I STARTED TALKING TO THIS GIRL MORE TODAY!! She's genuinely so sweet and funny 😭 I love her omg, shes so relatable🤞😩 Might just have to make her my #1 pookie 🙄 Gonna eat some uhmmm, actually probably just gonna eat this ramen stuff cause yk, don't feel like cooking or anything 😔

UNTIL NEXT TIME AXELLLL, GETTING EXCITED FOR THE ANGST IN SPELLBOUND 🤞😍😍😍

XOXO 👽

bae… ur not gonna like what i have to say… so forgive me if i am overstepping but oh my GOD when i say dump that man i am so serious bc that behavior is diabolical n should not be excusable no matter how much u may love that man …

i am glad u made a friend!!! i hope ur ramen was good :3

ANGST IS COMMENCING

[baurbiediv]

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YOURINSTAGRAM throwback thursday 😫

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ALEXADEMIE always been so pretty hermosaaa 😍

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM i love u alexa 💘💘

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URBANWYATT oh just wait til i post mine 😈

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM urb what the hell

USER372018 what is urb planning ..

↳ STUNNAYN he’s up to no good

↳ BAEHARLOW literally always

ZENDAYA cmon ms 2014 😋😋

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM says YOU!!

JACKHARLOW

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JACKHARLOW throwback thursday, i guess ..

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DRUSKI2FUNNY nigga look like he used to bite ankles 🤣🤣🤣

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM ntm on my boy drew. 🫤

↳ JACKHARLOW let’s see your throwback drew 😒

CHAMPAGNEPAPI the febreeze bottle?? 😂😂😂

↳ USER36181 at least it ain’t axe body spray

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YOURINSTAGRAM only thing i’m concerned about is those thick ass goggles you had on, nvm the febreeze

↳ JACKHARLOW i told you they were for soccer.

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM or to keep that eye from being lazy

↳ JACKHARLOW WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ATTACKING ME

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM luv yew 🫶🏽

URBANWYATT 😈😈😈

↳ JACKHARLOW whatever you’re planning stop

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM i agree with jack

URBANWYATT

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URBANWYATT stuntin then and now #real 👽🫖🎳

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YOURINSTAGRAM what the fuck are you wearing in the second picture?? i’m not about to keep defending you

↳ URBANWYATT you’re just a hater 🤣🤣

↳ JACKHARLOW drip or drown fr

YOURINSTAGRAM you are the weirdest person i’ve known ever, i love you for it urb 💕

↳ URBANWYATT i love you more y/n 💗💗💗

USER183 urb was def the type to ninja run in the hallway when the bell rung

↳ BAEHARLOW jack definitely was too

↳ YNKISSED how much you wanna bet y/n did it too

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM AHT NTM!! i was the normal one out of the trio

DRUSKI2FUNNY nice to see my boys made it out the trenches and them fits 🤣🤣

↳ ADINROSS you wanna be so funny, so bad 😐

↳ JACKHARLOW you are not as funny as you think you are 😒

↳ URBANWYATT oh so he got jokes now 🙄

JACKHARLOW

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YOURINSTAGRAM sleep with one eye open

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM you only have one good eye anyway.

YOURINSTAGRAM how to delete a post that isn’t yours?

YOURINSTAGRAM i hope when you scratch your head and a dandruff flake falls on your tongue and you choke on it.

↳ HARLOWEDJACK 😭😭😭😭😭

↳ JACKHARLOW you know damn well i ain’t got dandruff, don’t play.

YOURINSTAGRAM your anglo saxon ass gets on my fawkin nerve.

FAN5829 y/n is not playingggg 😭😭😭

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM cause jackman thomas harlow thinks this is all shits and giggles

URBANWYATT i told him to post this 😓

↳ YOURINSTAGRAM i’m on ya ass too you lanky mf

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shoutout to @heavyhitterheaux for the use of ‘anglo saxon’ shit made me giggle fr

[enigmaticxbee]

✖️✖️✖️ 11x03 Plus One

The one where... there’s only one room at the motel and Scully can’t sleep... and murderous doppelgängers, whatever.

Tagline: The Truth Is Out There - The Truth Is Out There

Best: What is happening, are my fanfic daydreams somehow coming to life on my screen? Scully coming to Mulder in the middle of the night and asking him to hold her? Mulder getting up from their bed and grinning at himself in the bathroom mirror? Scully sleepily whispering for him to come back to bed? Mulder hurriedly dressing while telling a naked Scully in his bed to put a dimmer on that afterglow because they have to rush off to solve a case? Scully sauntering towards their adjoining motel room door to find Mulder leaning there giving her that look? GA’s ATTHS. Twice. 😏 tweet - what a time to be alive!

Worst: Don’t even get me started on their conversation about having more kids. They’ve had 16 years to have this conversation! Scully’s in her mid-50s!! This might have made sense 10 years earlier in the IWTB era - it feels like a classic tv revival case of an idea a writer had years earlier that makes its way into a revival like no time has passed and these characters haven’t been living their lives - together! - for years. We all know they’re terrible at communicating but give me a fucking break. And the fact that they only have this conversation and sleep together - at the St Rachel motel 🙄 - to set up the finale pregnancy twist 😑

❌ Flashlights

❌ Woods/Desert

❌ Slideshow

❌ Autopsy

❌ Evidence Disappears

❌ Scully Misses It

❌ Mulder Ditch

❌ Sunflower Seeds

❌ Voiceover

❌ Catch Phrase

❌ Scully is a Medical Doctor

❌ Mulder is Spooky

❌ Scuuullllaaaaayy! Muullllderrrr!

❌ Fox/Dana

✔️ Inappropriate Touching (that I am here for)

❌ Casual Scully

✔️ Casual Mulder

❌ Trench Coats

❌ Bad Tie Watch

✔️ Glasses Watch 😎

✔️ Taking! It! Personally!: Scully

50 States: Virginia x21 (44/50)

Investigate: Together & Apart

Solve Rate: 67%

✔️ Bechdel Test

MSR: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

Goriness: 👽👽👽

Creepiness: 👽👽👽

Humor: 👽👽👽

Rewatch Thoughts:

William check-in: They somehow have a whole conversation about having more kids without mentioning him directly… Isn’t the issue less that William was a miracle and more that they had to give him up for his own protection and what would make another kid any safer?? Although with Mulder around it would be different than in season 9. More to say, I don’t think Scully’s issue with having another kid was who to have it with.

Break-up check-in: All their maybe you’ll find someone else stuff just feels ridiculous to me... Mulder’s face when Scully says that she can’t imagine that she’ll need him 🥺 - but also he knows her, that she’ll protest and try to deny herself what she really wants, but that she wants him, and he’ll be there waiting when she opens the door.

The opening scene is very unpleasant - not my type of music and crowded mosh pits are my nightmare

The site of the bear bts video!

Scully’s little smile says she thinks he’s handsome too

Only one room huh? My favorite trope brought to life?? Never mind, there’s a pullout sofa. They could have just been in adjoining rooms (like every fanfic ever).

Karin Konoval (the memorable Mrs. Peacock) plays both Judy and Chucky - I don’t think I realized that the first time I saw this episode because I am very unobservant

Wtf is Dookie?

CC trying to write about a middle aged woman’s insecurities about being past her child-bearing years is so cringey - all dried up?? Would Scully have complicated feelings about aging and motherhood? Of course! But letting Judy get to her like that just does not feel authentic.

Mulder and Scully could argue about ghosts in their sleep - and probably have.

Mulder: You still got some scoot in your boot. Is that a saying? 😂

Scully’s hair looks great this episode - especially in the parking lot scene.

They are very blasé about the death of a man who came to them for help hours earlier and they sent home, telling him it was all in his head…

Things I do like about their bedtime chat:

- Scully asking to be held 🥺

- Mulder: I’ll come push your wheelchair with my wheelchair.

- Mulder’s arm around her

- Scully: Sometimes I think the world is going to hell and that we’re the only two people who can save it. This is why it took them 7 years to get together the first time.

- Scully: We’ll think of something. That smirk!

Chuck and Judy being unable to kill Mulder and Scully because they’re fighting over who’s more in love with them, relatable.

Scully rationalizing her evil doppelgänger away - after she’s eaten magic bread pills.

That final scene!! I may have watched the gif of this a few (hundred) times.

[itsyourstarboy]

BANG

✨Cutie OC✨

Furthering my quest to draw my redacted listeners! Here we have Cutie, and though I’m still a little mad about his last video, I love him.

Also, I’m sure it’s pretty obvious by now, but all of my listener ocs are gnc icons lol. Otherwise they’d all be cishet and that’s boring /j

Info about him under the cut!

Behold my kidcore love child >:)

My Cutie is named Harper and uses he/him pronouns (big shocker at this point, I know)

He is, yes, you guessed it, trans

5’4”

❤️💙💛KIDCORE💛💙❤️

He wears whatever he wants, clothes don’t have gender ✋🙄

His closet is mostly comprised of multicolored articles of clothing

He definitely owns one of those multicolored Teddy Fresh hoodies.

He definitely got it in an XL, and Geordi definitely steals it sometimes.

Always a bottom, but not always a sub ;)))

Usually calm and reserved, but forever internally screaming

Can’t fight for shit, but can and will blackmail you

👽autism coded👽 (fight me, you won’t)

Very shy around new people; very open and loud with known people

He tends to be a bit of an open book, not exactly afraid of expressing himself

Not to mention he can hear everyone’s thoughts, so he doesn’t really worry about what people think of him. Besides he’ll just tell your wife you’re sleeping with her mom if you make him upset

He grew up with zero privacy, practically raised without shame.

“Did you just wipe your greasy hands off on your pants?”

“Ye”

He talks A LOT to fill in the dead air. If there is silence, he is FILLING IT

Only time he doesn’t talk is when others are speaking. He listens carefully to everything, spoken aloud or not.

Most of his brain is just other people’s thoughts to be honest.

40% cute (obviously); 30% affectionate; 30% horny

Don’t give him candy unless you’re prepared to put him on a leash.

This boy runs on skittles and energy drinks and sugar packets he steal from local coffee houses, which he then proceeds to practically snort throughout the day like its some sort of drug

He’s chaotic, okay?

His bloodstream is mostly composed of artificial flavors.

Kind of an over thinker, and his way to cope with that is to listen to someone else’s thoughts in favor of his own.

Geordi is his favorite channel to tune in to 👌

They’re both messes

He struggles to form relationships (he’s usually too closed off or too forward), so it’s a wonder he and Geordi ever made it this far

Geordi probably met him in a grocery store

He saw Harper contemplating if he should start eating the pack of Swedish fish he hadn’t paid for yet, and he was in love.

⚠️

CW: self harm mention

He has a problem of unconsciously hurting himself when he’s upset.

He won’t even realize after the fact, until Geordi starts freaking out because, “Jesus Christ you just slammed your arm against the corner of the wall and it’s already bruising”.

He also has OCD, which doesn’t help with his self harming tendencies.

Geordi once had to stop him from banging the left side of his head against the wall because only the right side had a headache.

When overwhelmed, he gets loud; like raised voice, fists hitting table, throwing something at the wall

Anything to overpower the noise in his head

On the basis of pet names, he usually just calls Geordi his name, but sometimes calls him “Pretty/Lover Boy” (and on rare occasion, “Punkin”)

He basically doesn’t sleep.

It’s like he’s battery operated or something, cause he could go without sleep for 42 straight hours and seem fine until he faceplants on his way to the couch

Because of this, he usually falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

Caffeine can only do so much for ones tired body.

Though sometimes he’s able to stay awake and cuddle Geordi as they both drift to sleep, which leads to slurred conversations in his half-asleep state.

Which is when he starts calling Geordi “Punkin”

[spacepiratenemo]

AMO // Ace x Nemo - Anniversary

According to google One Piece manga was released in 1997. I’m pretty sure it was 2000 or maybe 2001 when I started it. Loving two things with a passion, space and pirates, I remember well when I found it, getting five bucks of pocket money from my parents every week, spending it all on One Piece mangas - And Pokemon cards XD ... and Beyblades (dun ask, I had weird times) ☠

I don’t even know what year precisely I saw Ace for the first time. But I know this fictional crush started with the Manga :3 If I could insert a meme here, it’d be the “it’s been 84 years” meme. But it sure ain’t that long LOL 😂😂😂 PLS IG! I need the option to put MEMES into my texts!

And in all those years, Nemo changed a LOT. Like a lot, lot, lot. But the concept kept being the same: Space Pirate! Now I’m a “grandma”, old in dem bones, grouchy and cranky, but I’m still shippin’ this and I’m still hooked and NO, MOM IT’S NOT JUST A PHASE, OKAY?!?!! 😂😨😅🙄

These two helped me through the worst times, so here’s a smoochy picture on their honeymoon, having the best day ever!!! I swear, I seriously need to draw a wedding pic one day. But I like cuddles and adventures way more! Ace and Nemo are just the comfort I needed in my worst times, and I hope they’ll be with me for another 20-or-so years ❤🤍🖤

Srsly; everyone needs a comfort ship in their life t.t 😭

I wished I could remember the exact date of this anniversary, but I just picked something that sounded somewhat fitting and reasonable; it may as well be the 22nd, 23rd, 24th or whatever anni; I’m just happy they bring joy to me 💕💌🐭💥

Anyway, thank all ya’ll for your support and love, and I hope to be with all ya’ll for the next bunch-o-years & posts too! 👽😘

[goldie90]

What kind of movies each Sawyer would like the most.🎬

Bubba: 

He would love animated Disney movies (or almost any animated movie for that matter) Everything with talking animals, nice music parts and a cute story would be just perfect for him. 

Of course, there have to be a happy ending, otherwise he would be very disappointed. 

It´s because when he´s watching a movie, Bubba wants to escape reality at least for a while. He have to see so many horrible things in real life (many times he´s the one who causes them, but not because he wants to, but because he have to😟), so he really don´t want to see them in a movie, too. 

So the best thing to choose, if you want to watch a movie with Bubba is most likely something that includes a nice love story and some cute talking animals. The ideal case is of course, a love story between talking animals.🐶💕🐶

Nubbins: 

Horror movies, definitely. But of course, only the really disgusting ones. 

There have to be lots of blood and guts, otherwise my dear husband would be very disappointed.

Bonus points if there are some good torture scenes in it. Nubbins really loves them, cause you know, it´s so much fun to see someone suffer.🙄 Also, sometimes they are a really good inspiration.😉

Torture scenes, along with medieval executions are also the reason, why he sometimes enjoys history movies (much to my delight😊), but there have to be lots of them in it, cause apart from that, he finds these kind of movies pretty boring.😟

Chop Top:

Chop likes every movie that have some mystical creatures in it. Doesn´t matter if these creatures are dragons🐉, fairies🧚‍♀️, sea people🧜‍♂️, or whatever. In his opinion, they are all great.

But his favourite are of course aliens.👽🛸 Therefore he would absolutely love movies like Star Wars or E.T. the Extra Terrestrial. 

Drayton:

It´s really hard to find a movie that the grumpy broom man likes. Usually he complains about any movie he sees.

His biggest problem is that they´re all not realistic enough.🙄

Therefore, the best thing to watch with him are documentary movies. (Yes, he actually watched a documentary about maize harvest🌽 once and was completely amazed about it😅) 

He also likes history movies, as long as they stick to the facts. If they get something wrong, then he gets pretty angry, which is something him and I have in common.😄

Grandpa:

Well, what can I say? Grandpa is happy with really anything, due to the fact that he doesn´t pays attention to the things that are happening on screen anyways. 

Seriously, when we put him in front of the tv, he´s usually taking a nap in his wheelchair😴 and doesn´t gives a damn about the movie, or the show he´s supposed to watch.😟

And when it comes to me, I like all of the things mentioned above (even though, I prefer my documentaries being not about maize harvest)😄