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the edgelord fandom is dying share if you love edging
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) | 06E04 (The Railroad)
#what we do in the shadows spoilers#wwdits s6 spoilers#nandermo#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#wwditsedit#nandermoedit#filmtvedit#*the railroad (06x04)#userligaya#WHATEVER MAN.#THEYRE SO DTUPID#I HATE THIS SHIT AND FART SHOW SO BAD
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need a vampire to suck my shit. Expeditiously. if i die then so be it
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bye.
#THEYRE FUCKED IN THE HEAD FOR THIS BTW.#THE RIPPED SHIRT TOO??!??!!?#whatever man.#rick and morty#rnm spoilers#rick and morty spoilers#cw blood
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t dick strider
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#jesus fucking christ#whatever man.#WHATEVER I DONT EVEN CARE.#mclennon#<- this post is about mclennon#the beatles#beatles posting#Spotify
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what's up with old people being the most stubborn people alive
#i helped my grandma out with something and i asked if she had called a relative to confirm that hes gonna visit tomorrow#since she worked so hard to cook tonight for this hypothetical visit#and i told her that shes done this several times already setting herself up for disappointment waiting for people to come#when no one made any promises to visit#she didnt call and will not call btw. she thinks shes above that act since everyone else needs to be the one who remembers to call her#it just continues to be a self inflicting cycle where she hopes and then resents people who dont even have any idea whats going on#its cool if guests come tomorrow as she hopes but ive seen too many times this happen where no one comes#and she gets upset over it bc shes too arrogant to invite people over#and then she got pissed off at ME for saying it. of course#im tired of caring#i told her i dont want her to get exhausted from cooking a lot for people that wont even be there and she snaps back at me#whatever man.#personal#vent
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peepaw espeon on his actual fucking death bed being like ughhh youre sooo pathetic just be honest w how you feel already. idiot馃檮 to eon and then proceeding to berate the man when he doesnt say what he wants him too... classic grandpappy !
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remembers crozier had jopson lashed 36 times for drunkenness and gets so hard i pass out. anyways
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taylor voice Man hanging out with my boyfriend is so awkward. i wish that girl i kissed once and never brought up again was here. Mean of me to think of using her like that, I know. She just makes me so comfortable to be around in a way my boyfriend doesnt. Haha
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euphoria's final piece
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uuuoh. two different "non-canon-compliant" Pause Ahead (2013 flash precision platformer by Askiisoft) Paueins because im one of the two people on this earth whos deranged about this game
FIRST is my headcanon for the narrator. the way the narration is written makes it feel very ambiguous where your player character ends and the unexplained third party begins, so i liek teh idea that the narrator is somehow ALSO pauein.
i think of him as like, the "original" that all these clones (or WHATEVER they are) were based upon, and he does Not remember anymore how he got into this weird hell ruins/ambiguously simulated world but hes basically a Part of it at this point. he's stuck in a loop of watching his duplicates die over and over and he keeps losing the memory of each iteration other than the fact that It Keeps Happening
the other one is just me being silly LMAO. i kept making jokes with my brother that Paueinsonas should be a thing so i put my money where my mouth is and made one. Btw paueinsonas should be a thing
he is pauein 282 and hes actually having a GREAT time in the caverns and he does not want to leave. he LOVES navigating obstacle courses of spikes and thwomps and sawblades and he LOVES getting decapitated in hell it is ENRICHING for him. the architect keeps trying to euthanize him and it is NOT FUCKING WORKING
BELOW CUT: me being even sillier (yoyo from jet set radio pauein au)
this is pauein 9696. he exists because a friend made a joke about this very concept for some mysterious reason and i felt compelled to make him real (he is derived from the jet set radio paradox version of yoyo obv)
dont ask for lore hes literally just what if pauein was also kind of yoyo. hes epic fail
also he's in the leapusverse because whatever who give a fuck
#pause ahead#askiisoft#pauein#flash games#blood#body horror#ask to tag#decapitation#do i make a fucking. sona tag for 282#whatever man.#sona: pauein 282#also im not putting this in jet set radio tags just for 9696 LMAO#You have to latch onto a game no one else is insane about like some kind of a flea okay?
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ARE THE GGS FROM JET SET RADIO FURRIES
emerging from the mist with a burning question in my brain and the desire to know the world at large's opinions. here at tumblr dot com we need to talk about what REALLY matter okay?
FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS POLL: "furry" refers to someone interested in furry fandom or otherwise strongly identifies more with anthropomorphized animals than with humans (that can include bronies/warrior cats fans/sonic fans/etc. but those do not AUTOMATICALLY count as furry). Pots, being an Actual bipedal dog, is EXEMPT FROM THIS POLL and should not be taken into account.
#jet set radio#jsr#jet set radio future#whatever man.#this appeared really urgently in my mind and i immediately drafted up a post#and my sibling told me to just post it immediately#so sure. here
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el oh el 馃憤
#feeling evil thoughts gonna just ignore that forever#john mulaney voice ill put it all here and then one day i鈥檒l die#whatever man.
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