#whatever I think steve o and chris are cool with bam so at the very least we have that…

[tonymarias]

jeff … can you drop the restraining order please jeff think of the children (me)

[b4mpyre-k1zz3s]

hiii :D could you please do jackass guys x fem goth reader headcannons (if you haven't already)

like if they'd think its cool, would they be into the music, politics and style of it, ect.

thanks sm + happy halloween 🖤

Jackass Guys X Goth!Y/N

Johnny Knoxville X Fem!Y/N, Bam Margera X Fem!Y/N, Steve-O X Fem!Y/N, Chris Pontius X Fem!Y/N

Warnings: Suggestive content

An: You have NO CLUE how long I have been waiting to get this ask!!! I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it here, but I am a massive fan of goth music (though I don’t really dress the part), and as such have a decent catalogue of knowledge on this subject!! I would be overjoyed to write for Goth!Y/N if there’s anything else you would like to see :)

Johnny

Literally the definition of confused but supportive.

After he checked our a few bands you liked, he was left with more questions than answers,

“Are you alright? I mean, if you need somebody t’talk to, I’m here!”

Despite needing to be assured that yes, you were fine, Johnny has his own experience with counterculture, notably the punk scene (he was responsible for the Ramones and the X-Ray Specs getting on the soundtrack for the TV series!)

So he would more connect with you on an ideological perspective than on mere aesthetic!

You can expect a lot of couples trips to thrift stores, with Knoxville eagerly helping you look for things you could alter.

Holding up this floral, grandma skirt he found buried in a rack, your boyfriend inspected the garment,

“Y’know, I bet this’d look really sharp in black…”

If you do trad makeup, you best believe this mf is going to to Halloween stores Nov 1st to get you ARMFULLS of white foundation

The clerk at the counter recognized him and asked if he was going to use it for some stunt, to which he replied with an adoring smile,

“This is for my girl! Real sweet- she does this makeup stuff like you wouldn’t believe…”

Bam

You cannot tell me this mf wouldn’t live for dating a goth girl!

Bam would definitely be into whatever music you listened to, but more so the more metal/industrial side of the goth scene.

He already listened to stuff like the 69 Eyes and Cradle of Filth before you met,

So, given how similar your tastes were, he was kinda curious as to what else a chick like you was into.

Bam flipped over the London After Midnight CD you fished out from your personal collection, “So…these guys’re like HIM?”

It was a half lie, but whatever. After that, your boyfriend was hooked.

Since then, Bam was always jumped at the chance to dip his toes into whatever you were into like an overly excitable puppy XD

“Hey- hey, Y/N. Y’think you could try doin’ my makeup sometime?” He was wholeheartedly expecting something like corpse paint,

However, Bam had one of those 80’s movie post-makeover montage moments when the end product looked more like Brandon Lee in The Crow.

You borrow his scarves, he takes your belts, and two of you share accessories and eyeliner to the point you aren’t sure what you bought and what he’s left in your possession.

Though sometimes, Bam’s idiot friends would dog on him a little, but he never let it slide ;)

“What bat cave did she crawl out of, dude?”

Bam grinned as he replied to Rake’s dumbass remark, “Y/N is hot as shit. Maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while, you wouldn’t have t’go lookin’ for chicks in caves.”

Steve- O

Given that a lot of what Steve does relies on shock value, he would take every opportunity to show you off and the black lipstick kisses you leave on him!

It’s a funny sight at movie premieres- him, in cargo shorts and sneakers, next to you in your patent leather heels and silky black skirts.

However, he really doesn’t know very much about the subculture, which leads to some awkward moments,

“No, Steve. I’m not a dominatrix…”

He tried to spin the question around, chuckling as he flashed a smile, “But if you were, I wouldn’t judge. Who am to turn down a lady in leather?”

“I’m not!” “Well, if that changes…”

Does not have a clue about the music either! You showed him a photo of Nik Fiend and he asked you if he was, ‘like GG Alin’,

You’re still trying to figure that one out...

But he’s still the same, sweet guy he’d be dating any other girl!

God forbid this man finds out you write poetry…Steve would spend hours gushing over your work.

Not that he really gets the deeper meaning- he’s fascinated with your word choice and how you play with language.

“Dude, this is, like- really deep shit…” His eyes went wide as he ogled some stream of consciousness dreck you accidentally left out

“Oh, thanks!” Smiling, you waved a dismissive hand, “I mean, it’s’ just a first draft…I think this line reads kinda trite, and-“

“You should totally publish this! Hey, I got this publishing guy- he can hook you up!” See? Just too sweet…

Chris

As cliche as it sounds, Chris won you over with his musical skills;

He picked up a few of your favorite songs on guitar, and the rest was history!

Pontius had a vague idea of the stuff you listened to, but his knowledge ended at Samhain and Type O Negative.

Like most guys would be, he was immediately fascinated by your look,

“Woah…” Holding up a black silk corset he found in your closet, Chris grinned, “Hey, Y/N? Can I try this on for a sec?”

And on the topic of corsets, he loves watching you get all dressed up! Makeup, hair, shoes- its a spectacle, and he’s always in awe of it :)

Also he doesn’t mind getting a chance to look at you naked

Chris goes to shows with you all the time!!

Much like Johnny, he’s also had a decent ammount of experience in the alternative scene, so he definitely knows all the cool clubs in whatever city you live in ;)

“You look all graceful when you dance- like a sexy bird…” Well, how could you not be flattered by that?

You look so cute together even if Chris is a stark contrast from most guys at the clubs you frequent XD

Well, except that one time he picked you up in eyeliner and this goofy, Jerry Only style faux hawk,

You could barely make it to his car without collapsing from laughter.

“Hey! I wanted to be supportive!” Pontius chuckled, unable to keep a straight face himself at the absurdity of this situation

[lamborghinitoothpull]

How many shots I’d take to sleep with the jackass/cky crew (2000s edition)

Johnny:

-2 shots

-he’s way too hot for me

Bam:

-5 shots

-TOO annoying

-I feel like it would be so awkward lol but he’s so gorg I can’t lie

Dave:

-6 shots

-not really my type

-I can’t even tell if I’m attracted to Dave like that tbh bc sometimes I’m like “haiiii :3” and other times I’m like “you scare me.”

Rake:

-5 shots

-again not my type

Ryan:

-SOBER AS FUCK

-so so so sexy omg

-though I’d force him to take a shower before we do anything

Weeman:

-3 shots

-it’s not that he’s not attractive, it’s just his height

-I feel like with our height difference (I’m 5’9”), we wouldn’t be able to do that much lol

-he’s a very cool guy tho

Raab:

-sober

-baby boy baby boy baby boy baby boy baby boy <333

Preston:

-I’m sorry but no I just can’t

Steve o:

-1 shot

-just to calm my nerves down

-I’d also force him to shower before we do anything

Ehren:

-NOT A SINGLE DROP OF ALCOHOL

-HES SO GIRLFRIEND I WANT HIM SO BADDDD LIKE I WOULD GIVE HIM THE BEST NIGHT OF HIS LIFE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!!

-I’ve got a feeling he’s packing too if yk what I mean…

Chris:

-10 shots

-for confidence btw!!!!

-just thinking about him alone makes me incredibly flustered

Dico:

-sober

-that man is sex on legs

-he’s absolutely insane and I’d let him do anything to me idc

BONUS

Jeff:

-sober

-he’s an absolute dilf like who wouldn’t??

Stephanie:

-SOBER NO ALCOHOL COMPLETELY LUCID

-she’s literally my wife

-so gorg

-my queennnn I would do anything for her

Spike:

-3 shots

-idk not my type lol

Frantz:

-5 shots

-intimidating as hell

Lance:

-sober

-DONT JUDGE ME I JUST THINK HES CUTE OK???

Novak:

-I have no idea tbh

-I can see myself being blackout drunk or straight up sober but whatever happens happens

-he would teach me a lot about sex, it would be life changing

-HOWEVER, if he has long hair then I’m S.O.B.E.R.

Jess:

-so fucking sober

-marry me challenge

Vito:

-I’d rather kill myself.

[k8fics]

a pleasure

summary: masochist! reader x jackass (scenes from jackass 4.5 so spoilers or whatever)

rating: R — all stunts preformed by professionals; sexual undertones

- so first of all, a masochist is someone who derives sexual pleasure from pain/humiliation (according to google).

- now with that out of the way:

- you were probably introduced to the guys because of steve-o.

- you guys knew each other from clown college and did performances together all the time.

- you definitely confessed to steve-o drunk off your mind.

- he surprisedly took it very well, basically thinking it’s a superpower

“Dude what? That’s so cool!”

“How is that cool in any way?”

“It’s like a superpower, do you ever get turned on by our stunts?”

“I refuse to talk about this with you.”

- anyways

- steve-o was the first person he called when the guys agreed on adding a few more people to the crew.

- obviously, you said yes, but of course, you were nervous

-you sent a lot of videos as an ‘audition,’ which wasn’t needed according to everyone else but you thought it was necessary.

- even though it was just videos of you crashing into things on roller skates, stunts that were probably a death wish to the normal person, etc.

- after everyone said yes to having you on the show, you were invited to your first stunt.

- you were out of your mind nervously thinking about what the would be the reaction of course the first stunt you agreed to do was getting your muscles ‘stimulated.’

- who knew that being shocked on your chest and johnny’s cooing, would turn you on so much.

- you’re between ehren and johnny, ehren letting you hold onto his forearm as support and johnny continuously saying,

“Daddy’s got you, it’s okay.”

- like that would help.

- you tried, you really did.

- you just didn’t play it off as well as you planned.

- when the shocks went through you, you couldn’t help but arch your back like a cat, gripping both of the men’s legs, as you bite your lip to cut off your groans.

- you didn’t even tell them to stop, you just sat there, taking it.

- they turned it off after a few seconds,

- all you did was take a few breaths, keeping your hands to yourself after your outburst (?).

“You okay?” Johnny giggled, it bounced off the room.

“Yeah, I’m good. It felt weird is all.” You reassured them.

“Man, you took it like a champ! You seemed to be enjoying it.” Dave said.

You nervously laughed, “Not really.”

“You sure?” Chris intervened, a smirk planted on his face.

- you changed the subject after that.

- it had been a few weeks before everyone had their suspicions,

- johnny came up to you one day and just flat out said it, not caring who heard him (which was surprisingly a lot of people).

He pulled up a chair next to you, “Hey, here’s a question for ya. What’s with those reactions of yours? I’m starting to think you like getting hurt.” He said, leaning closure to you.

You were caught off guard by his fast gestures, “Umm, how do I put this? I do like pain, I guess?” More of a question than an answer.

Johnny let out a laugh, “Hey don’t worry, doll. That’s cool.” Putting his arm on your shoulder makes you lean into him now.

You were shocked by his words, “Wait, so you don’t think it’s like, cheating, or whatever?”

“Unless you don’t feel the pain, I think it’s okay.” It was comforting, to say the least.

“Trust me, I definitely feel the pain.”

- from then on out, you used your sexual gratifications for your own benefit (well you were before but whatever, anyway).

- you got pretty comfortable with your ‘gift,’ as the men call it.

jackass presents

Y/N’s GREATEST MOMENTS

the high five

When you entered the office, you were already anxious. It was more quiet than usual, even though there were people in the office, just staring as you walked past.

Maybe you were just paranoid, but the guys always did prank you at your most vulnerable. You just kept walking, just waving as a hello to your coworkers you walked by.

As you were about to enter the kitchen, you saw Bam just standing there, like he was waiting for you. “Hey, Y/N! Just the person I was looking for, I just figured out the perfect stunt for you and me.” He said smiling, almost mischievously.

“Oh, cool! Lemme see.” You said, just excited to see what he had in store for you. You followed him into the kitchen, but right when you got to the doorway, you were flung backward by a strong force.

When you hit the ground, you started to hear the laughter. When you finally realized where you were and what your name was, you looked up to see a comically large hand facing you and the guys wheezing and clapping at their own pranks.

You let yourself fall back down to the ground, laughing. “You guys are dicks! Dumbass dicks!” You yelled out, still giggling.

Bam pulled you up while a few of the other guys were still on their knees catching their breath. “We got you good though, you looked so excited!” He said as you collected the thing you dropped on your way down.

“Not the first time I’ve been slapped while excited.”

swing set gauntlet

“Y/N, what are you supposed to be?” Rick asked you. You were in an all-black jumpsuit, with a white blob on your stomach, which made noise when you moved.

“I’m a panda. Duh!” You replied, noticing one of the staff coming up to you with a giant panda head. Which you promptly took from them to put on. “Thank you.” You muttered as she helped you pull your hair into the head.

When the cameras were on, and while Johnny was describing the stunt, you zoned out. The stunt was pretty explanatory, you were going to be rolled on a sliding floor while people were swinging on the swing set beside us.

Most of the guys really didn’t want you involved with getting hit by them in stunts. Nonetheless, they let you be a part of them when you practically begged them none stop.

Once the explanation was done, you were all put in a line and then the machine began to move. The entire time the men on the swings were swinging back and forth. All of the guys before you had already been knocked out of bounds.

Then, when you thought you went through the course without a single hit, you were struck and flown (once again) into the sandy floor under you. It was so quick, almost in a flash.

You tried to pick yourself up but in the outfit you were wearing, it was almost impossible. You were pulled up by Johnny. He pulled you up like a child, hands under your armpits, and (when you were finally on your feet) he put his arm on your waist so you can find your balance.

“How bad did I hit you?” Preston asked, running up to you.

“Pretty hard, man. I barely remember when you hit me.” You laughed out.

big bull

“Johnny please!”

“Y/N, there is no way in hell I’m letting you of all people go in there!”

“I’ll be safe and fast! It’ll be fine.”

You and Johnny had been fighting about this topic for three days straight. Every time you saw him you brought it up, he said no every single time.

The topic in question was you wanting to ride the bull he was set to perform with, in his ‘matador’ stunt. ‘It wouldn’t be that bad in your opinion, Jeff and him said otherwise.

On the day of, you were really hoping he just let you try. And that’s how we got here:

Johnny scoffed at you. “I understand that you think you can handle it, but I don’t think you can handle it.” He said as you rolled your eyes.

“C’mon! Please.” You begged, “People have done it before!” You pled your case, hoping it works.

"Y/N, no. Everyone's agreed that you're not going into that ring. End of discussion."

"But-"

He finally turned to face you, "End of discussion." He said in his most fatherly voice.

[TIME SKIP]

You barely focused during PJ's stunt, still sulking about being denied your ultimately best scene. Once he was done (after running away from the bull and jumping the fence), Rick turned the camera towards you.

"What'd you think, Y/N? Do you think that would be a good shot?" He asked. You looked directly at the camera the entire time.

"I would've done better."

ass kicked by girl (girl v. girl)

“She hits so hard. Dude, don’t do it.” Ryan told you.

You laughed and rubbed his arm in reassurance, “I’ll be fine. It’ll be fun!” You tried to console him, he looked like he was in so much pain after a few blows.

You were called over by Johnny, he hyped you up while Steve-O was putting on your gear. “You got this, babe!” Steve-O said, slapping back and pushing you closer to the ring.

You were honestly pumped. To be in the ring with a female kickboxer who was about to  pummel you into the ground: it kind of turned you on.

You introduced yourself and the name of the stunt, a very generic one at that, “Girl v. Girl.” Then you box got into your positions. It started off slow; Naoko trying to hit you and you just backing up or (somehow) dodging the punches.

When you decided to take your first hit, you did hit her, but she hit you as well (and kicked you). That didn’t you though, you kept trying to hit her and kick her, at some point starting to realize you have no fighting abilities.

With your reflexes become less reactive, the boxer took her final hit straight to your face. Her covered fist hit the right side of your face with such force, you fell to the ground with a thump.

You catching yourself on your arms, looking down while catching your breath. After regaining your able to breath, you look up to see the camera and Wee-Man right in front of you.

You smiled, blood coming from your nose going down into your mouth. “Do you think it’s broken?” You asked, referring to your bleeding nose.

“Shit. Probably.” Chris said, coming up to you and checking your face.

Steve-O and Johnny talked about that stunt for weeks. Calling it the “hottest thing” they’ve seen “all month.” When the movie came out, people loved it just as much. The amount of screen grabs of you, the top of your mouth and teeth covered in blood, smiling at the camera with such joy.

Safe to say that it had an impact on 2000s society.

- back to our usual program

- you definitely did a MTV cribs because everyone thought you had a sex dungeon in your basement.

- which you did not

- but definitely looked into after the show!

- every time interviewers mention you pleasures, you reply with, “At least I’m enjoying my job!”

- which kills that conversation pretty quickly.

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i write too much.

[shojimezolovemail]

I’m not sure if your still writing for jackass, but would you be willing to write headcanons for a female cast member who is just as crazy, gross, and funny as them?

A/N: i do still in fact write for jackass! feel free to send requests anytime :3 these are little short sorry! hope you still enjoy, sweetheart

warnings: mentions of things that could be gross (blood + etc), injuries of jackass level, mentions of throwing up and bodily functions

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

he is absolutely stunned when he first meets you

you definitely make an impression by the willingness to fill in for stunts if needed

and your humor! he is already almost always laughing but he loves your timing in your jokes and things the most

johnny will keep it in mind to test your limits because he really is curious

the first time you do something gross is for sure dog poop related and the fact you don’t immediately puke impresses him

after getting dog poop on you, he is your first victim of who you’re ‘just trying to give a hug’

STEVE-O

if he sees you as a ‘rival’ to his own gross and insane stunts, he’s mad for a little while

but then he realizes he’s being ridiculous and now you have a ‘partner’ for all the gross stuff on set

steve-o’s tackling you the moment you get on the set

not for any other reason besides wanting to see if you’ll catch him

after knocking you directly into concrete and drawing blood, he’s learned to only come barreling at you near grass

you two are like an iconic duo on set too because you two are on the same level of being off your rockers

CHRIS PONTIUS

similar to knoxville, he’s a giggly guy so he loves your humor

definitely thinks you’re one of, if not the funniest on set

he loves watching you do the stunts others who’d never agree to, even if he’s a little jealous

this is a man who also definitely tackles you, just to do it so…be careful with him

since you made a good impression with stunts or pranks, whatever you fall victim to, he’s inviting you to do wild boyz with him and steve-o

if you agree, the crew has their work cut out for them because it’s just you, steve-o and pontius getting into trouble

BAM MARGERA

tries to act unimpressed with your willingness to take him place in stunts he backs out of but, he’s sighing with relief secretly

he takes a little while to warm up to you

once he does though, he’s dragging you around clubs and bars to share your jokes and stories

bam thinks you’re in fact very cool but will he ever admit that to you? probably not

he’s the first to grab a medic whenever you start bleeding or the few times you’ve been seriously injured

you’re smiling through it though because you’re a little impressed with yourself

“did the shot look good?” “oh fuck off, you nearly broke your fuckin’ leg.”

RYAN DUNN

ryan’s a man who is not tackling you but, throwing you around set

you’re trying to do a stunt despite being told to heal an injury? over his shoulder you go

he puts you back on the ground laying in the grass and runs away so you can’t attack him

it’s a very beautiful moment of your friendship with him for sure

the amount of times he’s had to drag you off to a medical tent or the staff because of an injury is too many to count

ryan knows you’re just having fun but deep down he gets a little worried, especially if you’re so similar to steve-o

DANGER EHREN

if you made a good first impression on him, he’s letting you participate in any stunts that involve him being hurt because he knows you’re not gonna sneak attack him in the nuts while a tooth gets yanked

you might do that after the stunt ends but never during

it’s always funnier to you if it’s not synced to the stunt or prank he was involved in

ehren’s a little skeptical of your draw to the more gross aspects of the job but, if it keeps him out of it, be his guest

he’s another person who appreciates your humor for what it is

will frequently assure you to retell stories and funny instances because he wants others to see what he sees

DAVE ENGLAND

the fact you’re alright with gross things is enough for you to be good in his books

for the amount that he shits on set, it doesn’t hurt to have another person desensitized to it

he tries to help with your injuries as well as much as he can

“i told you not to jump off that story and what did you do? jump off the story! on a surfboard no less.” “did i look cool?”

dave appreciates your wild side and encourages you to participate in any stunt you feel like you can handle

of course, he’d prefer if you didn’t try to sneak stunts while in recovery from another one but there’s only so much biting from you he can take

[dunnswrld]

How you two met!

prompt: How you met one of the jackass boys and how they fell for you!

warnings: Fluff! gn!reader!

Johnny Knoxville

You met Mr. Knoxville when you were working as a server at your local diner.

Johnny came to the local diner with Chris and Steve-o when they were on the road filming for season one of Jackass.

Johnny was first annoyed they had to stop and get food because Chris and Steve-o just would NOT shut up about how hungry they were.

"Great now we are going to be behind everyone just because your fat asses wanted breakfast at 1pm!"

But once he saw the most attractive person he had ever seen severing them, he didn't mind one bit.

Chris and Steve-o pick up on his change of heart pretty quickly. They would quickly begin teasing him.

"Johnny wipe your chin you're droolin' a bit."

"Shut the hell up Chris."

You wouldn't recognize them at first but when you came back to give them their drinks it clicked in your head who they were.

You felt pretty dumb at first, how couldn't you recognize the new faces of MTV faster?

"Oh wow you guys are Johnny Knoxville, Steve-o, and Chris Pontius!"

"You know who I am?"

Johnny would get very flustered when you recognize him and the two others, he didn't think someone as attractive as you would watch a show about grown men being idiots.

Johnny would make sure that when you dropped their food off Chris and Steve-o were silent other than to thank you for their food.

The only reason Johnny would offer to pay for all three of them would be because he wanted to write his number on the receipt.

Steve-o thought it was from the kindness of Johnny's heart, Chris didn't have the heart to tell him it was just so he could give you his number.

The receipt would probably say something like:

"Call me sometime, you're real cute :)

***-***-**** -JK"

When you picked up the receipt you found not only a $25 tip but Johnny Knoxville's number, needless to say you were running to tell all your coworkers on how the Johnny Knoxville gave you his number.

Bam Margera

You two met at a skatepark a little before Bam had his big break in the skating world.

Bam was with all the cky boys just messing around and doing tricks.

But he paused when he saw you come into skatepark.

At first he thought you were some poser that only skated cause of how it was becoming popular. Boy did Bam hate those people.

But when he saw you start grinding rails he knew you were actually there to skate.

Bam would leave whatever conversation him and his friends were having at the time to go and do some really impressive skate trick to try and win your attention.

But he ends up completely failing and eats shit.

What caught your attention wasn't Bam's super cool trick like he planned but his friends hollering and laughing from his fail.

"Boy do I wish I was filming that!"

You would skate over to Bam to help him up.

Bam swears he was being helped by an angel.

"You alright? Looks like you took a hard fall."

"Yeah I'm alright, now."

Bam would start talking to you about skating, trying to ask you any question he could to keep a conversation going.

His friends would easily pick up on this but not instigate, after that hard fall he deserves a shot with someone.

Bam retries the trick he failed earlier and lands it, which makes your jaw drop.

You start begging him to teach you how to land that trick since you had been trying since before the days of sound.

Bam would quickly agree to teach you and tell you to come back to the park tomorrow at 3pm.

You agreed to meet him and waved him a goodbye along with his friends not to be rude.

Bam would instantly start bragging.

"Did you see how smooth I was with that?"

"Yeah. Smooth like sandpaper."

"Shut up Dunn."

Ryan Dunn

I feel like you two would meet in your guys high school days.

Ryan only looked forward to his geometry class because he got to stare at you from across the room.

Ryan would never talk to you though, you were higher in the high school popularity charts than him because of all the sports you played and people you hung out with.

Ryan was convinced you didn't even know he was a person.

But when the teacher announced the class would be switching seats Ryan tried his best to contain his excitement, he was praying to all the gods that you would be sat next to him.

Maybe he should start praying more often because he got sat right next to you.

For the first couple days of the class Ryan didn't dare say a word, he only stole glances at you and would quickly look away as he felt his cheeks light up.

He would try and give himself pep talks on his way to class to try and talk to you.

"Come on Dunn! Today is the day! You're going to talk to them!"

He would never talk to you.

But one day he was lucky enough to be forced to talk to you, the teacher assigning a duo project for that hour of class.

Ryan was practically pissing himself as the teacher said you will have to work with the person next to you.

When the time came to actually work with you he couldn't even make words come out of his mouth.

"I'm Y/n, you're Ryan right?"

Ryan would swear he was dreaming when you said his name.

"You know who I am?"

"Well yeah we have had this class together for two semesters now, and you get yelled at almost every class for sleeping."

"Oh yeah. Right."

Ryan tried to contain his happiness the best he could.

Ryan would soon open up to you when he realized you actually knew he was a living person, it made the fear in his body go away for an odd reason.

When Ryan finally stopped being shy you two quickly clicked, you enjoyed how he was so funny without even trying.

"Why don't you and I hang out after school sometime we can-"

"YES."

And from there on you soon began hanging out with Ryan every Friday after school at your house.

Some of those hangouts were definitely dates

Steve-o

You and Steve-o met when he was sent to the hospital for most likely needing stitches of some sort and you were the lucky nurse in the back of the ambulance with him.

Steve-o swears that you were the most attractive person he had ever seen in his whole life.

He was pretty concussed during this so you didn't really take anything he was saying seriously.

"Can you tell me what the date is Steve?"

"The 57th. You are an angel."

"And you are concussed."

Steve-o would be chatting up a storm with you about how you should totally let him take you out on a date.

He would get mad after you weren't taking him seriously.

"Come on dude I'm serious!"

You still wouldn't budge though.

And poor Jeff had to tag along in the ambulance because he was Steve-o's boss.

The whole ride there Jeff would cringe every time a concussed Steve-o would try flirting with you.

When you finally arrived at the hospital Steve-o was torn to find out you wouldn't be joining him in his room to get stitches.

But for the next couple hours you would ask around and see if Steve-o was finally doing better and not talking like he was concussed.

When you finally were told he was feeling better you went to visit him.

"Knock knock Mr. Steve-o"

"This is the best recovery gift ever!"

Jeff would leave the room for his own sanity.

You would talk to Steve-o and tell him you really enjoy Jackass and that he was actually your favorite member.

This would boost his ego beyond limits.

"Since I'm your favorite member, how about you let me, your favorite member, treat you to a date?"

You knew he now knew what he was saying and finally agreed.

After you exchanged numbers with him you said your goodbyes and left, but that was not before you heard him talking to Jeff about you.

"I told you I would totally get their number!"

Chris Pontius

You met Chris when he first moved into your apartment complex.

It was his first place on his own other than his van. (Does that even count??)

He wouldn't take long to settle in since he didn't really have a lot of things to move.

You would notice him when you peered out your window and saw him carrying a large handful of costumes into the complex

Your first thought was that maybe he was a stripper, but it was rude to assume.

You decide that being the good neighbor you are, you would greet the newest neighbor you have by baking him a batch of cookies.

They weren't hand made though, you weren't that good of a neighbor.

Chris hadn't noticed you until you were knocking on his door with a plate of cookies and a warm smile.

"Hey! I live in the apartment right across from you and I saw you were just moving in so I thought I'd bring you some cookies."

Chris just stared at you. For one he thought you were smoking hot and for two did people really bake cookies for their new neighbors? Did he have to bake cookies for the whole floor he lived on?

He would soon snap out of it and thank you as he took the cookies.

You began small talk with him to try and get to know him better, he was a really funny guy.

You learned that he was in-fact not a stripper but a lifeguard?

After you said your goodbyes and Chris shut the door he quickly ran to his kitchen and began digging through his pantry.

He wanted- no needed to give you something in return for the cookies. He was convinced that if he didn't that would be the last time he spoke to you which was something he didn't want.

After about an hour Chris came together and decided on a pack of half eaten Oreos to give you.

He would try telling himself that it was fine they were almost gone.

"They won't mind they are almost gone.. I mean who eats a whole pack of Oreos?"

A lot of people

When he knocked on your door and gave you the Oreos you thanked him, saying he really didn't need to gift you something in return.

But you noticed they had already been open, you peeled the already opened seal to find a half eaten package of Oreos.

Needless to say you lost it.

Chris was embarrassed, but you reassured him that it was ok and that you understood he didn't have anything else because of his move.

What Chris wasn't expecting was for you to invite him into your apartment.

"Why don't you come in? I have some milk we can finish these Oreos with."

Chris couldn't say no to you and that smile you had.

And it soon turned to you and him meeting up every weekend when you both weren't busy to eat Oreos with milk and talk to one another :)

[jessisajackass]

Hc idea: crew member reader being recruited for jackass, and what made the boys decide you should join the show individually?

jackass hc's!

thank you for requesting! <3

this was kinda hard to write because i really had to sit down and think (i even used my friend for help, thank u ry lol <3), but it was fun to write too! i'm sorry if it's bad/not exactly what u hoped for but i hope u enjoy it anyways!

i also decided to do more members than last time, but it still might be a bit short. anyways, lets get into it!

johnny knoxville

your pain tolerance

like i’ve said before, i feel like knox is more of a “walk it off” type of guy, so when he sees how you can just deal with pain, i think he’d be impressed!

hes also like…the boss of everything tbh so even if he liked u a lot and everybody else was meh, you’d get the part LMAO

i could def. see some duo skits with absolutely crazy things since you both deal so well with pain LMFAOO

bam margera

he’s known you from the past

OKAY LISTEN

IMAGINE YALL SKATED TOGETHER IN LIKE 00-03 ISH

AHHHHHH

and hes all talking big game all like “oh yeah i know this one amazing chick”

and they’re (the boys) r all skeptical like “hmmm :|” but hes PERSISTENT.

“no no fr shes funny she can do anything shes good at skating” LMAOO CUTEEE

steve-o

your willingness to do things

okay like imagine this

u walk into the audition or whatever and they make u do any stunt from previous jackass media, and ur like “cool great” AND THEN DO THE GOLDFISH STUNT?!?! (pls go see that if u havent)

STEVE-O WOULD BE BAFFLED LMFAOOO

he’d legit just be like “holy shit dude”

IN THAT RASPY VOICE PLSSSSKSJSHFBRJENW

anyways…he’d just be so shocked and like would talk to the other guys “omg we gotta get this person on here”

would even try to get u on wildboyz maybe ;P

chris pontius

your looks

this is maybe my weakest point but let me explain

pontius see pretty person

pontius like pretty person

pontius want pretty person on show

(you are very good looking)

LMAOOO IDK I THINK IT WOULD WORK

esp since u look so good u could do like party boy stuff AHAHAHAHAH

2 devils in california >:) OMFGGG

ryan dunn

your overall personality/friendliness/boldness

I GOTTA EXPLAIN THIS ONE OK OK

so basically i think like ryan is so super chill right and he just is always kinda being dragged around right

so i think he would like someone like bam! that is bold yet kinda friendly (of course ur friendler than bam LMAO) and would be a big help on the cast

i think ryan would just want someone that could entertain him tbh LMAOOO

i just think he’d be super chill with anybody, like a “if everybodys happy then im happy” situation LOL

dave england

your patience/responses

i feel like in some skits dave is always like “is that good? yeah?”

so like maybe at first hes a little iffy on if he wants u around

but then you’re always like “that was hilarious!” or “that was so awesome!” and he appreciates it!

i think it would make him like u more teehee

danger ehren

your knowledge of painful things/dangerous acts

okay since he is “danger ehren” of course

i think if you were always there being caring, he would love it and really want you on the cast

you’re always standing by with medical equipment IM SOOOOOO NFEJWQJK

i can even imagine at some points ur like “nuh uh ur not doing that” and hes panicking cuz he doesnt know if he should or not

CUTEEE ISH <3 :P