#whateth the fucketh

[maximura]

[lord-angelfish]

Doctor Frankenstein. Is a fucking egomaniac. Of the highest degree.

[itsutatanelol]

gay

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: I’m sorry, why am I the litterbox baby and why is Grogu the dumpster baby?

Obi-Wan: *points at Anakin* dessert-

Anakin: okay, fair.

Obi-Wan: *points at Grogu* found his egg in a dumpster.

Anakin: …excuse me?

Grogu: Patu! ‘Whateth the fucketh.’

Cody: *doesn’t have enough caff for this*

Rex: *doesn’t want to deal with it*

Ahsoka: *excited for storytime*

Obi-Wan: Yeah, some guy threw me in a dumpster, I found this huge ass egg in there, force said take this, I said Lunch! Force said No A Baby, I said :/ ew but I took him and here he is.

Grogu: Patu! ‘Wow’

Anakin: Wow. He literally is a dumpster baby. I thought you were gonna say he digs through trash cans or something.

Grogu: Patu! ‘I do not!’

Obi-Wan: He does. He goes sorta feral if he thinks you’re hiding something tasty, but I’m sure you already knew that much, considering you do too.

Ahsoka: One time, Grogu bit over a piece of raw nerf steak.

Obi-Wan: Give Anakin a few weeks. He’ll start fighting you for raw meat too.

[aj-lenoire]

NO! MY BOY!!

allen!! my boy!!!

[drowninnoodles]

Accordingeth toeth allth knowneth lawsth ofeth aviationeth, thither iseth nay wayeth a beeeth shouldst beest ableeth toeth flyeth. Itseth wingseth art tooth bawbling toeth receiveth itseth bacon-fed dram corse off the did grind. The beeeth, ofth courseeth, fliesth concludedth, be ith becauseth beeseth careth noth whateth humansth bethink is impossibleth.

Thou areth fucketh

[everydaygremlin]

whateth the fucketh even HAPPENED in that dream

[lindyloosims]

So the first generation of this Medieval Legacy was Lady Caledonia of the Kingdom of Kilport!

Here is how her reign went:

She would spend most of her days listening to the peasants people of her kingdom and would grant their greatest desires...sometimes!

It wasn't long before Caledonia found her match, Democritus the Minstrel, and they were married!

Caledonia found herself being constantly booed by her subjects at the beginning of her reign...

...but she had a way of dealing with these rabble rousers, the stocks!

GINGER MAN: B-but it's what they're all doing!

CALEDONIA: Be gone miscreant, 'tis the stocks for you!

She is a bloodthirsty monarch after all!

Caledonia fell pregnant rather quickly and was very happy!

The people of her kingdom continued to boo her, but she cared less and less as her pregnancy progressed! However it didn't stop her from punishing them, I mean...bloodthirsty? She has to get her pound of flesh somehow, with child or not!

Caledonia's daughter Princess Boudica was born much to the delight of both her parents. However, Caledonia didn't waste any time and jumped into bed with Build Master Kenneth behind her husband's back! Resulting in another pregnancy!

During her second labour, her subjects were still booing, even when their monarch was in visible distress...animals! It's the stocks for them for sure! Anyway Princess Loughrie came into the world safely, despite her mother's hecklers!

The princesses grew up and their mother continued to have dalliances with several subjects, one of whom she divorced her first husband for, Commander Anson, her chivalrous knight!

Caledonia found herself once again with child, this time her second husband Anson was the father. Princess Isla was shipped off to Gladiator School as there was no room for her in the palace due to the birth of baby brother Prince Murdo, but she would send gifts and letters to her mother often. Royal Advisor Richie does not seem at all amused to see his monarch puking on the lovely palace floor!

RICHIE: Whateth the fucketh my liege?

The princesses were left to their own devices as their younger brother was spoiled by their stepfather. I mean a knight and his son? The girls just knew that Murdo would succeed their mother for the throne when the time came!

The princesses grew into lovely young ladies, while their mother's kingdom grew from strength to strength!

Caledonia's reign was cut short when an imposter murdered her and took her place, luckily the kingdom's physician was not fooled by the ruse and poisoned the imposter. Kilport was now without a monarch, so the people of Simblr chose Caledonia's successor...

Lady Boudica, the queen is dead, long live the queen!

[soupzardous]

Whateth the fucketh i was not expecting angst from a chapter named plate snatcher

Soup.

This does NOT check out!!!!!!!

- That checks out anon

(Ps, it was a very very good chapter. It hurt my heart a lil bit but thats fine i was gettin too happy anyways)

If there's one thing you should know about me it's that chapter titles mean nothing. I hate naming chapters and theyre usually completely bullshitted five seconds before the things posted. Unless there was something funny in the chapter and then that becomes the name

The only reason I even name those little shits is because it makes it easier for me to keep track of which is which. I loathe naming things

I kinda thought y'all didn't actually read those and now I'm ashamed because it turns out yall do

[blueapplefan]

Hmmm excuse me but whateth the fucketh

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[lord-angelfish]

Whateth the fucketh is the plural of flamingo. Is there an 'e' or not???

[thesinkingisle]

whateth the fucketh

[dbruh]

me: ok so fortnite is this 2017 battle royale game that actually released in 2011 as this pve game but epic was really hungry for money that day and

william shakespeare and his clone that i created: whateth fucketh. yeah whateth thine fucketh

[poproxx-the-1st]

whateth the fucketh

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

[timelessxmemories]

I'M STEALING THAT HAHAHAH FUCKING BEAN-Alyx

NO.-Breen

LMFAO, IM GLAD SOMEONE GOT A KICK OUT OF IT -Crow

Whateth. The fucketh. -Coomer