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warm-up doodle with angel (tim)! big fan of drawing wings that don't make anatomical sense š
#1-800-gotham#goldfishinabag#tim drake#timothy drake#dc comics#my art#my fic art#1-800-gotham fanart#now that i'm thinking about it#if you don't know what the fic is this deadass just looks like tim is a real angel#didn't think that one through whoops#anyways i love cunning smart tim#three identities in a trenchcoat he is#please don't look closely this is a genuine quick sketch
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itās nearly 2am and the shit i will say will literally book me a first class ticket to hell but⦠paige madison just pleaseeeeeeeeee
pls pls pls pls pls im begging
#lenaās gay yaps#paige bueckers#sheās so slutty for this actually#and then the nerve to lie about the sagging like we donāt know what she is#put it in bro deadass#azzi i see exactly why you be screaming my man my man so loud
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genie in a bottle by Christina Aguilera except its pharaoh in a puzzle
#ygo#yugioh#puzzleshipping#yugi mutou#idek what to say lol#i lost all my prev ygo work so. heres this#loosely insp by Absolute Boyfriend idk i love silly romance plots from the 90s#No seriously y r the lyrics abt YGO l'm being deadass rn#I feel like l've been locked up tight /For a century of lonely nights / Waiting for someone to release me#You gotta make a big impression / Gotta like what you do Okay volume 1-3 plot
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āDirector Han.ā
Sung Hyunjae called me.
āTo strip, or be stripped. Which do you prefer?ā
GIRL WHAT
#I'M NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP SHJ DEADASS BE SAYING THIS SHIT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT#AND YOOJIN MATCHED HIS FREAK#no amount of context is saving you girl#there is NO REASON YOU HAD TO SAY IT LIKE THAT#IT CAME OUT OF NO WHERE????..#GET OUT#PUT THIS MAN IN A CAGE AND LOCK HIM UP#YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS NOVEL IS GETTING AWAY WITH OH MY GOD#tsctir#sctir#jinjae#sung hyunjae
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[wipinf] thinking bout that one part in jttw96 where nezha and hong hai er fight in a dream
#I think they would fucking hate each other#sorry guys Iām sick of working on this lol#wipinf means wip Iāll never finish -w-#or2#I still really like my designs for them tho even if figuring out the colors are a pain in the ass#ignore that ugly samadhi fire I wanted to make it multicolored to show that it wasnāt regular fire#I couldnāt figure out what method to use tho lol#btw I fucking HATED hong hai er in 84 I deadass almost stopped first season cuz of him and his stupid parents ššš#girl just make a new kid throw this one away#child who actively plays a part in their parents divorce so they can have two birthdays#kick his ass nezha#digital art#my art#journey to the west 1996#nezha#red boy#jttw nezha#jttw red boy#hong hai'er#I adore the small buns they put in young child hairstyles back then tho#so cute :3#nezha you have so much shit on you itās crazy#various accoutrements could you spare a few#me walking around jingling with every step cuz of the multitudes of keychains I have on me
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The way I SPRINTED to my computer to make this the second Risky showed me this textpost
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandor the relentless#Nandor#Autistic Nandor the Relentless#Autismposting#deadass i didnt even have time to rip HD screenshots I needed to get this baby OUT#a more Nandor ass post has never before been made#Obviously Nandor doesn't know wtf Autism is bc hes a nearly 800 year old vampire#In my mind tho Colin Robinson called him Autistic once and Nandor just assumed it was a complimentary adjective akin to Awesome or Majestic#'Guillermo which of these capes makes me look more Autistic?'#'Guillermo is that not the most Autistic painting of a horse you have ever seen?'#Colin Robinson wasn't saying it as an insult also just to clarify#Just as like#a neutral descriptor#which obviously applies to Nandor#Risky I love you and your brain it is huge and wrinkly
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#bg3#my screenshots#baldur's gate 3#virtual photography#enver gortash#no caption bc i deadass dont know what to say for this one other than he looks like hes saying: *quietly* I'll kill you#a lot of gougash rn but gonna fire up the ol' game name that its workin again and take pics of other characters (hopefully) lmao
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from the SBS of ch. 729, every name Sanji and Zoro refer to each other by, counted
#cracks me up#i have 100% internalized this thanks to watching the anime#literally when has zoro ever said sanji's name that'd be weird#zoro#sanji#what cracks me up more is the difference in the you/he/him counts too#zoro just deadass talking about sanji less#granted that's mostly a difference in character lmao#zoro is like what the fuck ever while sanji loves to bitch#one piece#awww i remember Pirate A
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Done (heavy quotation marks) with monster Ody @evergreen292 ;)
tbh I couldnāt for the life of me pick a color palette I liked And Render it so I gave up on color. Enjoy the half assery.
Tbh Iāve just been call it Ithacan Naga, but itās objectively itās a mix of snake, owl/bird, and human. So š¤·.
Tbh the wings are supposed to be white/gray-brown, cause owls & Hermes, while his scales are supposed to be an oscillating scale from sea green-blue to purple-tinted gray. Uhm. Evidently that sorta didnāt happen but also did. So.
The purple/grayer scales are gonna be more around with the feathers and wings.
Those fin colors are. Too blue and too bright but I love the colors themselves so theyāre staying for now.
Uhm. Thatās it for now, ig. Iām sorta on a timer rn and Iām tired so <3
The writing bit with this is still in the works (š)
#Odysseus#epic the musical#Ithacan naga au#guess thatās what weāre calling it#an Ithacan naga would deadass just be an aquatic naga#I think#the feathers and wings are cause heās Zeus/Hermesā kin & Athena blessed#tbh the main reason i wanted to color at all is cause I wanted easier differentiation between⦠everything. and actually draw the scales.#so snakes have this extra (?) bone that connects their skull & jaw which is what lets them extend it. so. ody gets that here.#resting/casual naga ody is like. 7ish ft? anything intimindation or just rising usually reaches 11-12 ft. his full length js 20 ft#naga eyes donāt have any eyelids. it looks very odd on a human (unsettling)#owl eyes donāt really have visible white scelcra#or however you spell it#nor do snakes#unsettling#maybe Iāll caption this later but hhhhh#heās sorta supposed to be an olive sea snake and fish owl#but fuck colors rn#uhm cause heās aquatic I suppose he does have to make up with Poseidon⦠uhm letās say after everything Seidon picks up a fuss and Athena#argues back n everything and it causes a reallllly big fuss so Zeus (+ others) eventually work smth out that basically amounts to:#Donāt fuckin bother each other (intentionally)#also endgame for naga ody (he can change back and forth dw) is that he gets used to it. he doesnāt advertise it cause heās sneaky like that#(and after he gets over the self loathing). uhmmm. yeah. Itās great cause NEREID PEN and SEA NAGA ODY#they can go on sea hunts together!!!!#ody CAN fly yes. same logic that lets Hermes fly with 2 small pairs of wings on his ankles and head.#he folds the wings when swimming and the fins fan out underwater. vice versa. his feathers are waterproof.#you can BARELY see the vauge shape of thighs/legs melting into the serpent part btw.#Ariās art#my art#Iāmma add onto this + actually type this out in a post later or smth
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1, 10, 21 aaaand 23 :v
The fact that everyone sent in an ask asked me for 23 is very funny. I'm choosing to believe that's just because I give off the vibe of someone who's very strict about ships but who has somewhat relaxed with age LMFAO
Anyway ā”
1) the character everyone gets wrong
Apollo.
I'm not going to pretend I have a different answer for this - just Apollo. I can perhaps name three pieces of media where Apollo is written well - not compellingly, but I mean 'well' in terms of adaptation of the greek god figure they are purporting to have gained inspiration from. If he's not written terribly, then he's erased or minimised from the narrative to the point of erasure and it can be incredibly difficult to even find educational projects that remember to make mention of Apollo in a manner that isn't mocking or chastising. (I am looking directly at you Iliad/Odyssey content. I am staring at you with every single one of my eyes.)
The sad truth is that Apollo is a hard god to adapt. And speaking from the experience of someone who's spent a not inconsiderable portion of my life studying, reading about, chasing after and writing about Apollo myself, I mean it with all my heart when I say that I understand that he is an incredibly difficult figure to adapt and write. In general the gods are hard to adapt but there's a reason people usually fall back on the accepted Thing they can all be defined by. Zeus is king, Hera is queen, Ares fights, Artemis hunts, Hermes travels swiftly.
Apollo then presents a really difficult dilemma for people looking to adapt him - what is his Thing? What is his single unifying aspect that allows him to perform all of his other roles? Apollo doesn't have one. He's a musician and a prophet and an archer in equal measure. He's a healer and a slaughterer, a son who is also a father. He's pretty like a woman but he is one of the ideals of masculine beauty, as gentle as he is capable of horrifying acts of wrath.
To adapt Apollo in any meaningful way is to acknowledge the plurality of the ancient world. It is to discard the idea of neat little boxes with cute, concise labels that perfectly describe one's ideas of history and to confront that culture is a shifting, chaotic thing and that the modern, trope based process for writing and cataloguing characters is completely arbitrary and ill-suited for weaving stories of figures older than even the concept of tropes.
This is the reason, I think, that so many writers end up defaulting to the figure of Apollo the lover. And like, truthfully speaking, ON PAPER, the lover is a very good compromise for him. The lover is almost always young and intersects neatly with the bard as music is often a medium of love, it also connects with archery, beauty and gentleness. Similarly, the lover can also be negative - a poisoned beauty whose love stems from selfishness and therefore who cannot truly love without hurting. As far as compromises go - it's not bad.
But it ignores so many other facets and elements that make Apollo Apollo - his intelligence and the fear he inspires, his identity as a brother, father and son, his martial and medical prowess, the trust that comes with the love people have for him, the weight of the responsibilities he carries.
I totally get that it's unreasonable for me to expect people to put this much effort into adapting him - especially since, quite frankly, a lot of people are quite set on him being eternally locked in that position as A Lover - but I do wish people would care. There is a reason Apollo is considered the most Greek of the gods. I wish more people cared to understand why.
10) worst part of fanon
Massively unpopular opinion, but I think the worst part of fanon is the aggressive villainisation of Zephyrus.
Do I think Zephyrus wasn't insane for braining Hyacinthus? No! Definitely hold him accountable for that, my god beat his ass. But do I think that it's a little ridiculous that people treat him like he's an irredeemable asshole who would've been an abusive horrible lover to Hyacinthus and who's a creep and a general menace? YES OH MY GOD
Zephyrus has shit he does outside of Hyacinthus' story - Zephyrus was actually considered the gentlest wind and more importantly, the spring wind. It is Zephyrus who accompanies Persephone as she makes her journey from the edge of the Underworld back to her mother's home, and it was Zephyrus who protected and gently carried Psyche to and from Eros' manor. Zephyrus and Apollo are literally friends!! They BOTH have the same taste in men (clearly) and Zephyrus, like Apollo, is a noted and recorded appreciator of young, beautiful men and usually pays them a bit of extra wind across their cheeks to bring out the colour.
Y'all act like he's a supervillain who planned Hyacinthus' death in a basement with creepy music playing like goddamn, he was a sore loser, he fucked up, Apollo beat his ass and Hyacinthus is revived in the end. Leave him alone, my god.
21) Part of canon you think is overhyped
The Titanomachy.
Not because I think the Titanomachy is uninteresting - on the contrary, I think it is an AGGRESSIVELY interesting set of events - but because I just kind of think so many other things are more interesting.
I also don't think things need to have their own versions of the Titanomachy so much. Like, it's fine I promise, just tell me your story I do not need to be told how the Olympians won the war in the most non-specific way ever over and over again.
23) ship you've unwillingly come around to
Like I alluded to above, I actually do have quite a few of these so we'll do one I went from absolutely hating the idea of to actively shipping so hard I forgot how much I initially disliked it.
Orpheus/Heracles.
HEAR ME OUT RIGHT -- I was like, physically repulsed by the idea initially because what the fuck even, but it was something that kept coming up over and over as I was doing research for my writing and eventually, I ended up caving, writing the two of them interacting with each other during their Argo days and that was it.
But honestly? I can't even be mad cause?? It kind of fucks??? Heracles himself really enjoys music but never had the delicacy it required (he literally murdered his lyre instructor because he was disciplining him) and Heracles loses Hylas on the Argo and grieves him bitterly. Orpheus loved his Eurydice but she died not long after they were married after being bitten by a snake. Both of them make journeys to the Underworld - Heracles to retrieve Cerberus and free Prometheus, Orpheus to retrieve Eurydice - and both of them return from the Underworld to great misfortune. Orpheus swears off women and dies being torn apart limb from limb by the Maenads, Heracles tries to marry and is poisoned horribly, tearing off parts of his own skin and eventually throwing himself onto his funeral pyre to rid himself of the pain.
SO BASICALLY, WHAT I'M SAYING IS, HERACLES/ORPHEUS FWB AND IN THIS INTERACTIVE CHART I WILL --
#ginger answers asks#I snapped with that Apollo answer so#apollo#I feel extremely strongly about that Zephyrus thing btw -- like I'm so deadass leave that boy alone#if you want to make one of Hyacinthus' suitors a red flag Thamryis is right there#I want to see more nuanced Zephyruses SO BAD#but knowing how romance fans are it'll never happe#Zephyrus is just too good and too easy of an adversary#in a perfect world someone would do a friends to enemies arc with Apollo and Zephyrus where Zeph wants to share Hyacinthus#like he and Apollo have shared many youths in the past#but Apollo rebuffs him every time and starts being fierce about it which makes Zephyrus annoyed bc like if you've fallen in love with him#fine just say that but don't be a dick about it damn#but then Zeph gets bitter about it because Apollo can be VERY protective of those he loves#and Zephyrus can't understand what's so special about the prince anyway like yeah he's beautiful but he and Apollo watch beautiful men#for fun like c'mon there will always be another beautiful man#but that would require someone to care about Zephyrus as a character and not a plot device LMAO#anyway I'll stop bitching now#THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE ASK UNNI AA#apollo greek mythology#heracles#orpheus#greek mythology
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it should be illegal how good he looks here
#lalo salamanca#better call saul#are we DEADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i stare at this image of him for like 3 hours straight. it doesnt even look real#or it looks TOO real#like he locked in for this one second#also nobody talks abt how tony said lalo had āa thingā for mike Hellooooo. What#what the heck........ tony#tony watch your mouth man..... you dont get it.... people do terrible terrible things to you on ao3 youre enabling them
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when the vat7k concept arts/the creators said Hugo and Varian are equalsā@dreadpirateurania13's And They Were Roommates fic understood the assignment and what that really meant and executed it so perfectly and masterfully that I have to stand up and give em a thousand applause cuz holy shit the True Hearts Day arc (part 3 specifically) just made history and changed lives (mine)
#i will be thinking about the True Hearts Day arc for the next couple of days#cuz that revelation was i n s a n e#i was floored#left absolutely gagged by the decoded notes and the realizations that came with it#varian and hugo's axis wasnt the only one that changed#mine did too alongside them#im right there with them processing allat#and the revelation just further pushing their relationship to grow even stronger than ever has me down on my knees#its so fucking good you guys#the set up and pay offs were stellar#i cannot get over how insane this is#the anticipation for daily chapter updates for this fic is so well earned and so deserved cuz of how well written it has been#and continues to be#like author say less i am seated af for what comes next#i am deadass gushing and having lengthy discussions about this fic with moots in the DMs#its so captivating and that immersive i am just so invested for this au like a seasonal show of its own
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I am: Heartbrokenā¦
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#bnha season 7#mha season 7#i just⦠what the fuck??? iām already crying now⦠imagine when the episode will dropā¦#canāt do this⦠horikoshi please give him a happy ending because this is soā¦#you already deprived us of shigaraki twice toga and magne donāt deprive us of him tooā¦#why do manga authors always love to self-sabotage and sabotage the best characters??? what happened to being actually good writers???#likeā YOU OKAY THERE???? HORI BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP AND FOR ME TO COME AND SAVE YOU FROM YOUR EDITORS š#because how do you make peoples who have already suffered enough⦠suffer even more??? thatās crazy⦠stop all this deadass???
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"Katara was forced to be a child soldier, let her choose ⨠peace ⨠in adulthood š„ŗ" is probably the corniest response to criticism of how her character was handled after the original series
like im sorry but if you think Katara "I will never turn my back on people who need me", Katara "I want to fight", Katara who incited a prison riot and rallied others to fight, Katara who continuously reached out to people in need even when the others were telling her not to because they didn't have the time, Katara who didn't actually have to leave the Southern Water Tribe in the first place but was the one that propelled both her and Sokka to do so (and thus propelled the entire original series imo), would grow into an adult that is content with being on the sidelines ???? lol
#katara#atla#listen I already know people are gonna be like /katara wasn't sidelined after atla what do you mean/#but when Sokka Aang and Toph are SHOWN in flashbacks as figureheads of the city in TLOK#and she's not there#2 me that's her being sidelined lmaoooo#and like the flashbacks are literally about trials for blood bending WHICH she apparently is the one to have outlawed??#(which the handling of blood bending I personally dont like but thats not the point here)#so straight up she should have been the one leading the whole thing if thats the case??#literally that's her entire schtick???#but she's the only one NOT there??? lmaooooo#she's also like the only living person who fought the effects of blood bending (no avatar state) so DEADASS why wouldn't she be there#make it make sense
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Recently just binge rewatched all of Spy X Family and UGHHH Damianya. God Damianya
#Shima speaks#SXF#Spy X Family#Anya Forger#Damian Desmond#Damianya#Deadass I loved Damian as a character before but after watching through this show again#I think heās my favorite? Like my top favorite character in the entire series?#He is just so. GODDD#I want to smooch his head gently and tell him everything will be okay#Also that his dadās an asshole and he should get a better one namely Loid. If you know what I mean ;)))#Itās always the arrogant edgy ones with the soft melty core that get me#He acts all tough but he is just baby!! And he is secretly a gentle soft kind ADORABLE SWEETHEART ANGEL BOY#And he deserves BETTER.#Anyway aha Damianya. I love that Damian fell head over heels the instant Anya punched his lights out#What is it with Damian and Loid being attracted to violent womenā¦š¤#That one scene where Anya and Becky came back the day after shopping and Damian was just. Watching her like š³#AFHFHFHHD STOPPPP THEYāRE SO CUTE IāM GOING TO BLOW UP.#Damianya has so many of my favorite tropes rolled into one. Enemies to lovers. Childhood friends to lovers. Rivals to lovers. PINING. ANGST#When Damian finds out that Anya only tried to get close to him for Operation Strixā¦man. Mann. MANNN#Anyway I care them I want them to become besties#I want the entire group to become besties actually. Damian Anya Becky Ewen and Emile growing up together and absolutely TERRORIZING Eden
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Happy valentines day!!
alt vers under the cut (dont expect much I just changed the text)
#ultrakill#digital art#fanart#artists on tumblr#th3mangled art#v1 ultrakill#my art#gabv1el#but like super slightly#you will NEVER guess what happened in the process of making this#MY BASEMENT FLOODED#deadass im so lucky nothing is ruined#lgbtq#valentines day
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