#what's wrong with meeeeeeeee

[baby-fever-anon]

[chrisbangs]

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[moodlesmain]

Calling all ADHD having insomniacs….. how are we supposed to fucking live like this

[katyspersonal]

Bloodborne starter pack (in case if I’ll need one)

Canon:

+ - Rom is a she/her, as confirmed by Miyazaki in interview!

+ Doctor Iosefka is replaced with Impostor Iosefka after you *enter the Cathedral Ward, so there are two characters in her clinic. Impostor’s name is not revealed. According to data and art book portraits they look identical, however! (upd: in first post version I made a mistake, saying Impostor replaces after Amelia dies)

+ Gascoigne has TWO daughters, not one! His older daughter is only met if you follow questline with little girl accurately, though.

+ Besides Gascoigne's older daughter, characters more or less easy to miss by players are Old Hunter Henryk, Crow of Cainhurst, Afflicted Beggar, Djura's Apprentice, Queen of Vilebloods and Martyr Logarius. Also never getting to see Lonely Old Dear, Suspicious Man and Arianna in person might happen. Basically the cast is wider than it appears!

+ Very obscure characters you might never learn about unless you get a specific item include: Graveguard Dores, Irreverent Izzy, King of Cainhurst, older Madaras Twin, Archibald the eccentric of the Healing Church, Caryll, Gratia... They are not just "popular OCs", nope!

+ According to the figma creators, Lady Maria is 6′7 (204 cm) and the Hunter is 5′11 (180 cm) ( x ) - they explain it from 6:40 to 7:05! Very useful information, especially considering Gascoigne’s model is taller than Maria’s, and Gehrman’s is EVEN taller than Gascoigne’s.

+ Most NPCs have face data mined by Zullie the Witch and available here: ( x )

+ Characters without canon design:

fully obscure: Izzy, Archibald, Caryll, King of Cainhurst

only their clothes are known: Gatekeeper, Eileen, Crow of Cainhurst, Dores, several NPC hunters using ‘default’ model (Yharnam one in Nightmare Frontier, Bone Ash and Cainhurst hunters in dungeons, a Yahar’gul hunter fighting next to the one with a shield and a Tonitrus, Izzy’s Admirer, Gremia, a hostile tomb prospector hunter in Isz

not seen as human / alive: Laurence, Ludwig, Adeline, Logarius

Fanon:

+ Eileen is drawn as black in most cases inspired by her English voice actor, devs alas just put default face data on her though

+ The cute girl wearing the same outfit as Micolash you see in fanarts is in 95% of the cases an interpretation of Rom before she became a spider, since Micolash saying 'as you did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes' implies right away she is ascended Great One, not born.

+ THE most popular ships are Mariadeline (Lady Maria x Saint Adeline), Valtmura (Valtr Master of the League x Yamamura the Wanderer), Holyvicar (Laurence the first Vicar x Ludwig the Holy Blade) and Alfhunter (Alfred x the hunter)

+ Micolash might be drawn with brown or blue eyes, Yurie might be drawn as blonde or brunette, Edgar might be drawn as blonde or redhead... The reason for Micolash is difference between his cutscene model and hunter one; meanwhile Edgar and Yurie are redhead and blonde according to face data but do not have obvious colors from found screenshots, that's why variety of colors in fanart!

+ Annalise is depicted as a redhead in concept art and on one of the Cainhurst portraits, however, hence why she might be not ‘blonde’ in fanart.

+ Stuff like 'Church spread Ashen Blood to motivate citizens to use blood ministration', 'Ludwig merged with his horse', 'Mergo is son of Oedon and Queen Yharnam is his wife' and 'Edgar infiltrated Yahar'gul and got stuck' are just the most accepted theories - they work, but canon also provides enough base for alternative takes.

+ Many people dunking on Gehrman snowballed from localisation errors such as 'Even the Doll should it please you' and 'his curious mania' + the fact he made a Victorian grieving doll of his dead student.

[earmo-imni]

For someone who dislikes French rather passionately (nothing deep I just can’t get the damn R right and I took that personally (aka this is mostly a joke)), I sure do keep getting really into old French novels

[witchblade]

BURNED MY TONGUE ON RICE AGAIN

[skenpiel]

oh man..... this years really gonna end up being the first since i started drawing (sorta) where i dont do anything for undertales birthday huh :(

[teehee]

why cant this stupid doctors appointment come faster -_-

[walkingthec0w]

i feel far too old to still be in my boy crazy phase but i have always been like this like genuinely my earliest memories from when i was like 3 or 4 include me being obsessed with boys and it has never stopped and it feels like it never will

[mukuberry]

My Ssum subscription was £20????? I could have sworn it was £10... urgh why did i buy it thats such a waste of money??? I have a rule about not spending money on free games unless I've been playing for long enough that i know I'll actually like it. Why did i spend £20 on a game the same day i downloaded it what is wrong with me???? Gah

[jobazzle]

was dog/house sitting over the weekend and forgot to check their mail 😀 the entire time 😀 this will genuinely haunt me for weeks 😀

[tortibomb]

I’ve watched two more episodes throughout the day today while working from home and I’m no longer interested in Hometown Cha Cha Cha.

[cavefairy]

im about to fill my fucking queue with nothing but bluey gifsets bc if i do anything besides bluey im gonna burn myself out. its hard to burn myself out with my comfort show.

[minglana]

today is nawt my day omg

[milo-is-rambling]

Oh my GOD does it feel good to be taking notes in a notebook again fucking hell a old good journal or some school notes or reading notes just gets my dick hard I’m sorry I can’t help it bro

[moss-hearted]

on god i will finish my reread of the goldfinch soon i promise i love this book my brain just refuses to go into Reading Mode