#what theres gonna be a RIVAL and a stupid NO DATING RULE

[robinsvengeance]

im honest to GODS™ concerned about my wellbeing because. i'll get these dorks dancing. DANCING. D A N C I N G. at least twice from now? i think one of those is just tinn's imagination BUT THERE'S ONE ON THE POOL THAT LOOKS VERY REAL VERY ROMANTIC VERY INTIMATE AND IM ALREADY HYPERVENTILATING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT ONCE THIS THING DROPS IM GOING TO ASCEND TO THE HEAVENS NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN

[werewolfhooligan]

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WEREWOLF BOYFRIENDS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!

I MEAN I HAVE A LOT OF THOSE BUT IM ASSUMING YOU MEAN KIRBY AND RALEIGH SO IM JUST GONNA TALK ABT THEM LMAO 

ok so . ok . ok so. 

they live at like, the edge? of a city. not like a City city just like, a city by virtue of its population (like 25000 ppl), and basically everyone in the pack lives in the same part of town. they don’t live together because i don’t know if you’ve ever tried to find like an apartment but most of them have rules against more than 3 unrelated people living in them which is Ridiculous but it is what it is. so all the wolves live in different locations. there are like 50 wolves in this pack its a ridiculous size, and as far as kirby is rank-ways he’s just kinda. in the middle. like he isn’t in charge but he could be bossy if he wanted to (he’s only obnoxious about it on special occasions). 

and then there are the humans which are all related to the wolves in Some way like bestest bestest most trusted friends to like, partners to actual blood relatives who just happen to be humans for x or y reason, so really there are like 200 people who are actually technically considered pack. there is No way that many people are gonna fit into one house anyway, i just figured i’d mention the renting laws because i personally hate them. 

anyway they meet up in small(ish) groups for Full Moon Wolf Adventures and in full on the Most Special Of Occasions to avoid making a big deal out of it.

ok actual character information starts here lmao

so kirby is one of those underpaid fast food sandwich bicycle delivery guys. he’s been a werewolf his whole life so he’s pretty knowledgeable abt it, knows all the rules n all that. he reads a lot and he knows a little bit about everything, just kinda surface-level information but enough to make interesting conversation and then nod along when somebody more knowledgeable takes the lead on this. he’s also pretty good at soccer– if he could play soccer forever he would. and somehow, between a tiring part-time job and learning for fun and sports with the guys, he finds the time to be a himbo! wonderful.

raleigh is a human dude who Can Not hold down a job. he just Is Not good at most things and doesn’t have a real Dream or direction or anything for his future. he’s terrible. he decides to laugh about this instead of being upset about it, but you know it still kinda gets to him. he met kirby at a picnic, which he was crashing, when kirby hit him in the head with a soccer ball with his stupid werewolf strength and almost sent him to the hospital. they bonded while kirby made sure he wasn’t lethally concussed and exchanged phone numbers n now they’re dating. 

raleigh earned kirby’s trust pretty quickly by being nice and honest and all of those good things and was tentatively invited to pack events. kirby’s family accepted him p quickly. and raleigh was like ‘wow, i like it here. people like me here! this is cool!’ 

and then he was attacked by some Evil Rivals (like, they all were, but he was one of like 5/6 folks who actually got bit at the time) and learned that he couldnt turn into a werewolf via Terrible Circumstances but he’s still hangin around. a little upsetting but that’s just reality i guess. 

anyway then theres like, Story, but fuck if i’ve got that all figured out at this point. 

tldr. kirby is a mid-rank werewolf in the biggest pack in the northwest and raleigh is his boyfriend who just wants to rock and roll and is, unfortunately (or is it?), immune to lycanthropy. they’re big in love. 

also im so sorry i type like this