thousands of fics about hob searching for dream when he didn't show for their meeting—but what about hob not showing to their meeting, what then.
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what if i say yondu took in jami in the early 80s and that's why he didn't deliver quill to ego. then what.
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Me needing to budget and rebuild my savings vs Zuiyo maru carcass toy 2002 80 dollars.
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as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
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Do you think someday we’ll live in times that are precedented
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I always pictured Athena watching the events of The Odyssey as they happened to keep tabs on what her ex is doing but it's much funnier to know that she left him on read for 10 years and then came back to a text thread so insane that she immediately had to go fight her dad.
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