#what the shit colopale

[project-sekai-facts]

Update! Tokishun said both will be a 2DMV, so definitely An and Minori!

Pre-wandasho channel commentary

This is gonna be a thing now. Anyway, Toya and Minori fans it looks like it's gonna be your turn this month! I also reccomend saving if you're a fan of Honami, Saki or Emu, since one or more of them will probably be featured on the end-of-May limited (wedding) banner!

Why not An even though Jiena's there? Let me offer you this explanation that will probably get proven wrong on the 24th:

The other event next month will be MMJ. WxS has a Nene banner in 3 days so the events have to be for the other units on stream.

The An event will be a 2DMV, which means that out of MMJ, she only pairs with Haruka (who needs a 3DMV).

but Haruka just had a banner, so we can probably rule her out. Prsk has only run two banners for the same character this close toegther once before (Island Panic and CGO were 4 events apart)

Toya, on the other hand, can be paired up with Minori (or Shizuku but she's less likely) due to needing a 3DMV and 2DMV respectively. And hey look, Yuichan's going to be on this stream.

Prsk also has this habit of just setting up major plot arcs and then ignoring them for several events (Vivid Old Tale -> Kick it up a notch with the Nagi stuff as one example (which still hasn't been resolved lmao)). This isn't always true but I'm scraping the bottom of the bucket to prove it's a Toya event.

If they devs decide they don't care about evening out MV types anymore you can disregard literally everything in this post including the tags. Or if they decide to spam permanent Haruka banners. Either or.

[ssruis]

THE EMU 5 LEAKS THE CARDSSS

[cinnabeat]

hm the new vbs archive is good like antoya covers are always so good i just wish it was LONGER

[hammerbonk]

bonk has there ever been a project sekai mixed event that featured two or more of your absolute favourite characters together in the set and it made you think "this was practically made FOR ME" ...? otherwise what WOULD your dream mixed event be

Heya I’m so glad you asked me this! My first answer would probably be the ‘Let’s Study Hard!’ event because 1) mizuanrui sillies 2) the detective/phantom thief thing was GORGEOUS (never finished my fanart tho i think id have to restart bc the anatomy was shit 💀💀)

My second answer would probably be ‘Run! Sports Festival! Committee Rush’ solely because of mafuemu. Shipping aside, i think Emu’s whole thing with wanting to see Mafuyu’s real smile is super cute and I want them to interact more and get closer dammit!!! I want mafuyu to have more people she can be vulnerable to other than niigo!!!

Dream mixed event: enaruikasa. Pleasepleaseplease with a cherry on top please Colopale let them interact. Ena would be the perfect straightman to their shenanigans. It would be so funny. Shizuku could also be there to add to the kakak/abang chaos (ik Rui is an only child but shhh he gives older brother vibes in my heart)

[airimafuyu]

ahaha... broadcast was crazy.

first of all. WHY. WHY???? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE HELLOOO???? WHY START SAKI6 SO EARLY I SWEAR TO GOD COLOPALE. look saki ily but why. why???? even leoni fans are upset.

second of all..

NENE5!!! NENE5 HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY HERE. THOUGHT WE WOULD GET IT WAYY LATER CUZ OF ANNI BUT HERE WE ARE AHHHH IM SO EXCITED... NENE... WXS....

i wonder what they'll do after nene5 though now that theyve all like.. learned to improve their skills through this arc. maybe improve it a bit more? idk... emu6 or rui5 next... i wonder... aaaaa im IMPATIENT

[words-before-dawn]

Watched the proseka broadcast so I’m putting every thought ever I had here about things that excited me because idk (not in order mostly)

RUI RIN FES LETS GOOOO those cards look fkn gorgeous

HOLY SHIT THE ANNI CARDS ARE SO COOL

Also I thought Shiho was Ena at first lmao

Colopale stealing my fandom niche how dare they >:( (apparently uploading all the alts to yt temporarily)

ANIMAL CROSSING SEKAI????

Rip my storage when this comes to EN ig

I’m gonna imprison Ichika in a circle of trees and/or put her in a hole. Channeling my inner Sims 2 on PS2 player. It’s for my amusement her enrichment ^_^ (though she needs her emotional support bandmates so maybe all of L/n goes in there lol)

…I’ve never actually played Animal Crossing idk if you can do that to your villagers or not but it’d be funny

MOVIE TRAILER OMFG

RIP Ichika Hoshino 2020-2024 T_T dragged to hell for Crimes

YOOO NEW OUTFITS THEY LOOK SO COOL

I just know that Kemu song is gonna change the trajectory of my life forever just from the instrumental lol

I KNEW MOZAIK ROLE WAS COMING WOOO (calling Shiho alt rn)

MORE KAGEPRO SONGS SKDHSKDJD I LOVE KISARAGI ATTENTION

We got our one (1) duet for the year pack it up boys!

BRO IT’S BEEN 5 MONTHS HOW DID THEY ALREADY GET MESMERIZER???

BLACKJACK IS REAL!!!!

WAIT IS THAT FKN CAMELLIA?? *“music by かめりあ” pops up on screen* HOLY FUCKING SHIT

UTSU P COMMISSION??? HOW AM I WINNING SO HARD THIS MONTH??

New Mizuki song let’s goooooo!!!! Wait hold on what was that producer comment hold on-

Ok I’m done moral of the story is that Words Before Dawn always comes out on top and I’m gonna have so many playlists to make next month 👍

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

oi. ColoPale. i literally don't care about Shizurui one bit. they are irrelevant. actually, i couldn't give a shit about Shizuku and Rui by themselves, so why would i give two about them?? together?? pfft, that is so ridiculous. what sort of sad and silly and useless thing would devote sixty-eight percent of their brain to the dynamic of two characters that spoke like twice (ACTUALLY it was like at least three events but i wouldn't know). a right weirdo, that's who. absolutely off their rocker. therefore, you should NOT make them interact again. several times. NEVER have them in the same event ever again. actually make them FORGET each other. HATE each other maybe. don't even give them similar looking cards that silly and whimsical and starving rarepair shippers will get their filthy hands on and compare stupid amounts. do not even give me i mean them SCRAPS. thank you. it would be such a SHAME if you IGNORED everything i said and made them talk again. i would be DEVESTATED. i would SCREAM AND CRY AND SHOUT.

[fools-guide-to-proseka]

Tell Your World

Hard

Gameplay

Feel

I’m actually kinda pleased by the feel for this chart.

This bit in the very beginning is pretty enjoyable, and for a hard chart? This is good. 4/5

Medium

Nothing to say here. 3/5 

Interest

This is where it loses me. There’s nothing interesting about this chart. Sure, I could pick out moments that I had fun with, or patterns that I enjoy, but in the end, I just don’t find the chart interesting at all. 1/3

Overall Score: 8/13

Expert

Gameplay

Feel

It doesn’t do much, but it’s not egregious.

This bit is nice to play. 3/5 

Medium

Man… Nothing… happens here. Like, it feels so… basic. This feels like a hard chart got its hands on expert patterns. 2/5

Interest

Again, it just doesn’t capture my attention. I don’t like playing this chart. 1/3

Missed Potential

I know they can do better. I am referring to the entire chart when I say this. There are so many level 22  songs that do better than this. Come on. -1

Overall Score: 5/13

Master

Gameplay

Feel

Normal as fuck. 3/5

Medium

Had moments I liked and moments I hated, so it averages out. 3/5

Interest

It actually held my attention… yayy… 2/3

Missed Potential

Go play Reborn, come back, and tell me these gold hold notes have anything to say. These hold notes belong in an expert chart. This is boring. -1

Overcharting

This triad is not present in the song. You could totally add a little spice here without making shit up. They did not. -1

Overall Score: 6/13

What an abysmal note to start off on. 

Okay I’m exaggerating but man, I dislike the Tell Your World charts. They feel so lacking compared to the other charts. And yeah, I know it’s literally the very first chart and they’ve gotten more and more interesting with each passing year, and yeah I know it’s the tutorial and yeah whatever rebuttal you have but like, come on Colopale. This is a beloved Vocaloid song with a fun and catchy rhythm. You couldn’t do it a little more justice?

Next up: NEXT NEST

[thrilling-oneway]

I made a post about a year ago now probably saying I didn't have any ideas for prsk mixed events anyway i do have ideas now.

I still want an animal event. SIF is dead now and there’s no more animal costume sets in the world. Plot doesn’t have to be deep it can just be hanging out at a zoo or something. Anyway: cat Airi, platypus Rui, hamster Kohane, penguin Haruka. Bunny Mafuyu if you want as well. Could work with MinoKoha as well because they’re in the animal caretaker club.

TANABATA EVENT. Please be the June->July lim event. Why has prsk not done one of these yet?? Anyway these cards are always so pretty in other games so project sekai should do one. Idc who’s on the banner they just need to do a tanabata event. Thank you.

Rooftop event. I want an event that just studies Mizuki and Rui’s time in middle school vs now under a microscope. Neither of them have second mixed banners yet so there is hope. Throw in Ena and Tsukasa as well because I love parallels a normal amount.

MafuHona event. Listen, they are so similar I need them to have an event about it. They both would do anything anyone wanted and it destroyed Mafuyu’s identity and caused Honami to leave her friends. You ever think about how Mafuyu wanted to be a nurse and Honami wants to be a caregiver. Yeah. Also you can put Kanade and Saki in if you want (this was my wedding event prediction but then Mafuyu got a lim)

Cat Cafe. Okay honestly this probably works better as a mmj event but then again they had the penguin cafe event so mixed could work actually. Not to say cat Airi again but I’m going to say cat Airi again. Or you could do this with MinoSaki since they work at the cafe.

Gardening club event. Is Rui the only known member of the gardening club? Yes. Do i care? No. Give us a set with dungarees and cute wellies please it’d be worth it colopale. Also I want a Rui and Saki event (i did have an explanation for this but then I forgot what it was) and I think Saki would suit this kind of costume.

MizuAn event. I think something to do with fashion could be fun. Street style Mizuki and lolita style An do you see my vision? Shinonome sibs could go here as well since they both like fashion.

Continuing the trend of “double date” events, I think ShizuAiri + Shiho & a Leo/need could be funny. Yeah that’s all I have to say about this one.

Wait project sekai has never had an ice cream parlour event before has it? Ohoho this could be a great one. Mmm… I think Saki would be a good fit on the note that this is interchangeable with diner theme and have you seen her new birthday card it is so retro diner coded. Actually this would be cute as a Tenma sibs event.

Steampunk event. This is just because I like steampunk and need something better than 3/5 of the Revival cards. I still think it fits with Rui though.

Phantom Thief. I am still salty that they put Phantom Thief in the title for the first White Day event and then made a knights set. Tbf this would probably work better as a WxS set but it could be a fun mixed event. I don’t really know who would go on this banner.

Holy shit this got long so I’m just gonna end it here. Anyway none of these are ever going to happen but if you read all that then have a cookie 🍪

[polycharismas]

if colopale makes new pjsk units, what “aesthetic” would you like them to have? honestly i need more “edgy”/25ji-esque units idk if they’re a boy or a girl band plsplspls i’m a huge sucker for “edgy” units

YOU ARE SOOOOO RIGHT i tjink . edgy aesthetic centered with classical type of music would make me insane in the head forever I dont know? how exactly that would work for like covers and stuff But . twitches . i wluld like it very much . OH MY GOD I TJINK ELECTRONIC FOCUSED MUSIC WOULD ALSO MAKE ME INSANEEEEE or some breakcore typa shit . YEP . even then i believe the current balance in aesthetics and music genre of the units is awesome rn but i would LOOOOVE to see other ideas for units being explored perhaps after the stories of the first five units conclude and they create more original characters . like bandori did . Yep .

[dosshie]

i would like to know what the fuck happens at sega/colopale with the virtual singer department

virtual singer in covers with the original characters: completely okay, i would even dare say that i LIKE them, idk if its just engine noise or a filter or something else but i do like the little more robotic way that they sound

virtual singer in original VS covers from proseka: literally the most un-emotive devoid of passion untuned base vsq shit ever. they dont sound like seniors with experience like they are in most of the SEKAIs, they just... are... its not the WORST thing in the world but its not good either... its just barely okay

my guess is that with real people singing, the VS voices add a little flavour to them, a little variety, a little spice if you will, but they do not seem to hold up on their own

all of this to say: yes i am salty that the lost ones weeping luka/meiko/rin cover feels less powerful and less emotive than the original song that came out 10 years ago WHERE IS THE HIGH NOTEEEEEES WHERES THE SCREAMIIIING

[project-sekai-facts]

mod i gotta say its kinda hilarious watching your predictions get less and less confident after the anniversary

i don't know what's going on anymore colopale is just putting fucking anything on a banner these days. it was messy in late 2023 but still guessable but now we've had nene on rui4, Kohane valentines and Minori5 out of fucking nowhere??? what the hell is going on

but if you ignore the caption i did "confidently" predict the lineup for this event correctly 3 weeks in advance so that's something at least. i can still do this shit if i try hard enough (colopale please fix ur shit)

[ssruis]

I think if rui joins arcland post story Asahi should be like hey glad you’re here. btw is tsukasa single asking for a friend. Twirls hair around finger. & rui just stares at him for a minute before going “no” (lying) (he has no idea why he did that but the idea of correcting himself makes him feel worse than lying)

Really entertaining concept for me is that yeah Asahi asked rui to join arcland but the person he’s actually gay for is tsukasa. Asahi only pursuing a friendship w tsukasa and no one else like “my relationship w rui is purely professional however something about his weird annoying friend enthralls me.” Tsukasa “women do NOT want him” Tenma is attractive only to men. The idea that Asahi asked tsukasa to see a show (referenced in an area convo) as a date & tsukasa was like “sure let me ask rui if he wants to come. And also nene and emu.” is hysterical to me

[thesnowidol4life]

I wonder if tonight we’ll get to see the art for wxs’ 2nd single and find out if colopale is deranged enough use the Christmas outfits

[andromedako]

☕ rui being born w blue streaks

i dont give a shit what colopale wants to say, its dyed. you cant tell me thats natural. he fucking did that shit on a whim like when you have a mental breakdown and you gotta change SOMETHING about yourself. thats what happened. trust me i know this i know rui thats what he did

[ssruis]

I’m going to be honest and I need to give the caveat that I fucking love vocaloid only covers and will never complain hearing the virtual singers sing (when they are tuned by a clpl employee who actually knows what they’re doing like the person who tuned help me Erin) and I’ve been a vocaloid fan for ten years and there are many songs I won’t even play the OC covers with but. Colopale. Listen to me. I’m talking directly into your ears. Less than a centimeter away. Some unit covers would be better if miku or another VS weren’t there. Including but not limited to duets. You do not need to insert a VS into every song this is why VS versions exist stop fucking up line distribution for no reason. You guys are also not consistently good enough at tuning to be doing shit like this.