#what the fuck logan

[brainrotcharacters]

"Not talking now, are ya?"

[ratsonfire]

I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic

[chiljax]

obligatory i wonder what i taste like meme old man yaoi edition

[jzyuppt]

[maloneswe]

i just think his face is neat. :)

alt version lmao👇

srry for the lack of content lately btw, I've been cooking something that I think should be done sometime this week 😋

[mikashida]

deadpooldansen anyone

[twilights-stuff]

Canon Logan, chilling in heaven, watching as Deadpool not only desecrated his grave, but also fucked an alternate version of himself inside a shitty Honda Odyssey, dated the said alternate version of himself and subsequently adopted his daughter:

[hobbitizm]

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[hellamorte]

— (insp)

[slythereen]

wondering if any of the “ferrari were so disrespectful to carlos” crowd have anything to say about how williams not only treated logan like shit and actually sabotaged his performance and ability to succeed but also did this to him lol

[bedpool]

No one is ever going to be this cool and good looking

[sunsburns]

will never not think about drooling all over logan howlett’s thick, strong arm as he holds you in a headlock (18+)

he’s splitting you open from behind with a steady, strong pace. you can hardly move, the weight of his body against you, using it to press you into the bed, and each thrust of his hips has you moaning loud into the crook of his arm.

how your body melts, eyes rolling back, unable to string coherent words other than his name, still a little dizzy from the way he had pushed your head down against the sheets earlier. but now his one free hand is running lines up your sides, and lips wet lips against your ear, letting you hear the low grunts and groans he limits himself to.

sometimes logan lets you hear an occasional, breathless “fuck,” or a choked moan when you squeeze against him.

he brings a string of kisses and nips up your nape, so he can kiss your cheek. it’s sweet, a gentle gesture, only amplifying the pleasure that each deep snap of his hips brings, lulling you to euphoria.

you could die there, happily, in the embrace of his arms, the heat of his body while his cock fills you entirely, fucking you so perfectly, claiming you with teeth at your neck, rasping your name against your skin.

[maroonmused]

i don’t have any analysis to add to the honda odyssey car fucking scene right now but i know it wouldn’t be complete without hugh’s logan’s loud snort laugh right after wade resignedly announces that he’s going to fight him

[the-teapot-collection]

forever thinking about how the entirety of deadpool and wolverine is just them looking at the audience and going ‘we’re here to remind you of how much you loved these movies, because it’s over now, but we had fun and we hope you did too’

like yeah the credit montage drives this home but its literally what the whole movie is about,, their franchise is withering and if the one living character with enough marketability to get widespread attention needs to drag the face of their franchise back from the grave to remind an audience of how much they cared then he’s gonna fucking do it