#what the FUVK was this year bro

[happy-mountain-goats]

OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED shoutout to the random man on the street who barked with me and my co workers after we were delirious and overwhelmed after seeing our student get hit by a car at school!! (she's totally fine now) we were all teary eyed and numb and being dumb as hell and barking on the street and he just joined in and said have a nice day afterwards, humans are actually so good sometimes

[eddienashtonn]

JUST READ THE FINAL ISSUE OF RIDDLER YEAR ONE……SOMEBODY COME TO MY HOUSE AND KILL ME

[aquaticfreakshow-sys]

Call me petty or whatever but, making fun of and shit talking my toxic ex with my current partners is literally so fun....

My current boyfriend of ten years was ALSO with them so it's really fun to completely trash talk our failed poly relationship lmao

Healing is being able to laugh at how ridiculous it all was instead of being afraid of them.

[ghostorbz]

WHAT THE FUVK WHAT THRE EHVFI WHJAR THE FUVKL IM GOING TO THJROW UP I WILL NEBER B E HAPPY AGAIN IM GONNA PASS OUT IM G

BROOOOO UHHHGGHHGG

spoilers beyond this point!!

bro i

WHAT THE FUUUCKCKK BRO NOOONNONONO

okay. okay theres no way i just got DREAM THEORIED by fucking INANIMATE INSANITY RIGHT????? i just mean like thERES NO WAY AHAHAHASHH

ive been super behind on object shows recently. for months ive been putting it off for no reason and i finally started watching everything i missed yesterday and finished today. AAAALLLLLLLL of my friends kept freaking out about the new ii episode so i just HAD to catch up. and i am NOT OKAY!!!!

i am like, the number 1 hater of the dream theory,,, i know this doesnt really count but it kind of does in some sense. but i just dont know what to think of this,,, really, i dont,,,,

it was a great episode, dont get me wrong! im just,,, trying to think it over while im typing. at first i was super excited!! i mean i finally get to see characters ive been missing for years!!! but,,, to see it turn out so badly,,, my stomach is hurting just thinking about it

the way suitcase and knife couldnt even respond to what they were told. i mean, i wouldnt know what to say either!!! i wonder if mephone knew cobs would tell them that and sent them there anyway. constantly running from his problems and his past that he sent his contestants to do it which ended up shattering their world view.

is this happening in mephones mind? are the contestants physical? it reminds me of ddlc a bit, none of the girls have real backstories, like the contestants. so when theyre asked about it, its just a blur.

im inclined to believe the contestants are physical beings. if cobs is there and they can interact with him they should be right? unless mephone also created his dad. we also know mephone can create things, and if he can revive contestants, it would make sense that he made them. BUT if hes just imagining everything play out in his head,,, oh jeez

locked away in a closet somewhere like 3gs, imagining his characters in a gameshow,,, its really sad actually

i dont think thats the direction theyre going with though, that would make me extra mad considering the whole dream theory thing

idk im just shocked is all. i need a few more minutes to process this

[mintythecup]

HAPPY NEW YWARS GUYS

I wanna give a thanks to alot of people here

going by my followers

I wanna say thank you for all the support you all have given me, and helping me get through this rough year. I've never expected to get this far and meet the people I have now.

you all mean so so much to me that you don't even know, it means the fuvking world to me that you all have supported me for what I do

@shortcakelils i wanna give a thanks to you for being there when you could, and im thankful I was able to try or even help you, you have given me so much inspiration that it helped me increase my ability and improve alot. its been a year now that we have been best friends and one day we actually might meet. thank you so so fucking much for everything man, I hope you have a good new year (even tho it was yesterday lmfao)

@whosectype i wanna give a thanks to you for BEING MOOTS WITH ME. BRO YOUR ART IS SO FUCKUNG AMAZING I CANT, thank you for letting and even inviting me into the better casino, but generally. thank you for being my friend, it means alot. I hope you have a good new year aswell, it was just a good journey we had, even if we didn't know eachother for very very long. I wish you a good career on this path. thank you so much

@mochlinathecuphead241 i wanna give a thank you too mocha! you watched me improve alot in my art and in myself, your art is amazing and im thankful to be your friend too. I love that we had to experience lots of fun time together even when we were on that live lmfao. it means alot to be friends with you, even if we did have some differences. thank you so so much for being my friend. I hope you have a good year:)

@creator-of-monsters MY FUCKING IDOL. MY FRIEND. thank you alot for just being my friend, especially in the better casino, your aus and art has given me so so much inspiration that I cant even explain, it means alot being your friend especially mutuals, but generally, just you standing there being a human being is already so much to take in 😭, i hope you have a good new year :D

@lunarshadow04 i can't even explain, thank you so so much just for being there. your art is amazing and I can't even explain how good your designs art tbh, thank you for being my friend too, JUST KEEP STANDINH THRTR AND BEING AMAZING YOU GOT THIS EGEHEHE I hope you have a good year too :)

and for the rest. thank you so so much for everything, so much can't be explained as I'm on a small ass phone right now

@cjhs-world @4ce-of-2pades-inkwell @mimuo-no @cupsnroses @magicalbarau @cupid-shortcake @potatoreak @winterleaf098 @carlarosenakilah @fresacake (I cant with ur pfp fresa. IMMA BEAT YO-) @memento_morii(I couldn't find ur account in sorry) @fizz-wizz-dizz @cups-and-pentacles and everyone else! (im sorry I couldn't remember more)

and lastly. my brother mugsy,

I wanna give a special thanks to you, thank you so much for being there and helping me. but I'm also thankful for helping you along the way, I'm making sure one-day we will meet. I'm thankful that we have met and im thankful I was there when others couldn't, I love you so so much that you don't even know. you're my brother. even if we aren't related, we may live far but one day we will get to see eachother one day, ill make it happen even if we don't talk anymore. I still want to make sure that we are gonna hug properly for the first time. I remember the times when we would talk 24/7 and I'd smile each time I saw ur notification. two hours ahead of me yet nothing can keep us separated. even if you hurt me, I know it wasn't intentional. I love you alot mugs, after we met. I hardly had anyone around that would keep my phone blown up and all, I hardly had any notifications come up at all until I met you. my phone was always silent when I woke up to be honest, until I met you, I always woke up with your notifications and it made me so happy to have someone to talk to. thank you for being there, you even got to watch me change for the better and even changed myself for other people aswell. thank you so so much

and to my online parents, thank you alotnfor being my parental figures. nurf, lin, arka and kat. thank you alot for being the parents I couldn't never been able to get even just talking to me helped alot. through the times I was forced to do something I couldn't back out of, lin thank you so so much. even helping with your au designs also was a big thing for me. I love you all so so much and you all mean alot to me :D♡

@notarkanoria (I COUnRNT FIND YOUR USER JEHFJSJDJDJJD IM SOREY FATHER FIGUREq)

I CANT FIND ANY OF UR FUCKINF ACCOUNTS

[saintlaurentproblems]

I lowkey think Niall wanted to bang Olivia Rodrigo during 2021. I know you can say he was a fan and such but idc. He gave off im down if ur down vibes lol. And Miley Cyrus deffo wanted to fuvk Harry in 2013, she said he was her vibe. They really make sense cause they are two rock stars.

Olivia gives me mean girl vibes. Her friend Cameron and her dad were shading Sabrina during 2021. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AEXIn1zeYGk

Her fans were dragging Sabrina for making Skin and calling Sabrina the mean girl for standing up against her fans AND Olivia. I do believe the energy you put out there is the energy you receive and it shows now with Sabrinas success. Olivia was being envious of Sabrinas beauty and personalty. People calling Sabrina a flop and now 2024 is her year. Sabrina did not bitch and moan about Olivia, she fr locked in during her big L (and I do believe it shook her-this younger girl swooped in and took a bunch of a Grammys home on her first album...like I know that hurt lmao).

Justin Bieber is an asshole to fans. I dont know why he still has fans and I thought we all agreed to leave him in 2015. Justin acts like we put a gun to his head and forced him to be famous. Just cause you hate your life doesnt mean the fans have to. Giving people the stink eye when they ask for photos. Just ignore them but he spends more energy to be mean. Even last year he was acting weird to fans, https://www.tiktok.com/@noahglenncarter/video/7238756012759452971?lang=en Bro thinks hes the main character 24/7. Relax bro this isnt about you. People are recording cause this a public celeb event. Just stay your ass home. He is stuck in time and thinks we are in 2016 wtf. Another example: https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/did-justin-bieber-really-call-a-fan-a-beached-whale-in-australia/article15855402/

Harry Styles gotta be the smartest male singer in terms of image. Besides the whole zionism claims (which we know he supports). There is no slip up..ever. Its so impressive like you will never catch him lacking. Being quiet really takes you so many places.

Selena Gomez is only fucking Benny Blanco cause her looks fell off...and he is associated with JB. You really think 2015 Selena would date Benny? She wouldn't even date Charlie Puth and he is easy on the eyes. People calling her looks nowadays plastic surgery is so sad. Her face was perfect before lupus and its the moon face from her steroid medications that fucked her looks up. People who went though the same: https://www.reddit.com/r/kidneydisease/comments/14x28ix/before_and_after_prednisone/ This why her body is shaped like an apple now: https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-side-effects-of-prednisone https://prednisonepharmacist.com/prednisone-parables/prednisone-parables/ Thats why sometimes her face looks lopsided or looks like she got fillers in her cheeks.

Okay this was A LOT to read.

1. I don’t think Niall wanted to necessarily fuck Olivia but I think he wanted some of her hype and appeal to her demo. Niall had a smart team.

2. I don’t really agree.

3. Hmmm I think the Olivia and Sabrina beef is complicated. And it was smart to lean into it for press and clicks. Imagine if Joshua didn’t lean into the Jesus brand and playing to the next pop boy. We could actually have some interesting content now. I do hope we get an Olivia and Sabrina collab.

4. Yes I’ve heard Justin is so rude to fans. Especially during his peak douchebag years 2015ish. He apparently kicked a girl out of his Uber in the middle of a highway. I think he has mellowed out now. I just don’t think he is good at handle stress. I have way more compassion for him now tho.

5. Harry’s team is so polished. And he is smart to actually listen to him. Idk who ever gave him advice during 1D deserves an award or something. He gives me a pretentious vibe tho. Almost like he has to put on this image to be taken seriously as an artist. He seems inauthentic most of the time.

6. Selena has dated hot and successful men who have treated her like shit. So if dating Bennie is what makes her happy then good for her! And yes she has a round face so when she puts on weight or swells from her meds it really shows in her face. She’s still stunning.

[midknitefox]

hi I'm bored so enjoy listening to me react to my first playthrough of Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time (my favorite legend of Zelda game) in probably like 8 years (I've never beaten it) starting from lord jabu jabu's belly

Girl please I put you down for two minutes so I could kill the fucking sausage cut me some slack

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And she's gone ok

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I just killed jabu jabu's insides for you and you still ain't satisfied no I am not marrying you. Im like ten.

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wow what a man

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just gonna swim in this river for a few minutes while I wait for day time

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plot twist after Zelda throws her ocarina in the water it just grows mold

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bro why yo face look like that WHAT

bros eyebrows connect to his receding hairline 😭😭

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and he waddled away waddle wafdle

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Zelda from the past is explaining the song of time and I'm singing it but I think we forgot a crucial detail here; IM STILL IN THE FUCKING WATER.

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...I'm reading all the text in my head in fucking Danny and Arin (Game grumps) voices HELP

slurmp...

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me when I accidentally press a

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flashbacks to that time in 6th grade on the bus I was reading the manga and I got to this part, and there's like. a full body shot of adult link

and my friend looked over my shoulder and was basically just

photo for reference:

on that note I'm about to be 19 (August 14th!) and haven't read the manga since 6th grade so opening it up and flipping through was a TRIP. I gotta reread it, depressing as it is.

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what has Navi been doing was this explained

like ive been passed out for 7 years was Navi asleep too or

just chillin

it's so funny to imagine her just sitting here, waiting

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ur so right but ur like zipping around my screen and it's kinda weird

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"Hero of Time" me channeling my inner starbomb fan as hero of rhyme by starbomb starts playing

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"do you understand your destiny?" no let me go back to bed for another 7 years then we'll talk

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wait how fucking old am I hold on

"Adult link" when child link is like 10 and it's only been seven years

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what did you take away

please not the boomerang please not the boomerang

I've never gotten this far ummm WTF SHEIK WHERE THE FUVK GDID YOU COME FROM

Sorry I can't remember 90% of what happens in this game I'ma be so fr rn

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staring contest 321 go

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random but how are sheiks eyes red do they have colored contacts or did she go on her villain arc /j

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NOOOOO MY BOOMERANGGGGG

...I don't trust this milk.

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me stupidly walking up to one of the enemies forgetting they're enemies and losing 95% of my hp in 2 seconds

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takes 5 swings and still missed the pot

breaking pots was much easier as a baby ... smh...

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anyways I'm going to bed holy shit it's 3am and I am TIRED . it's time for ME to go to bed for 7 years 😭

[charactervocal02]

i hate her so much kys kys kys kys SHE NOW HAS THE ATTENTION OF BIG BRO MIRO I HOPE SHE GETS NERFED OFF TUMBLR ACTUALLY

SHE IS TAKING THE ATTENTION I AM SO METICULOUSLY TRYING TO EARN

SHE IS TAKING THE ATTENTION OF MY MUTUALS AND MY FRIENDS SHE’S GOING TO REPLACE ME I FUCKINH TOLD EVERYONE AND NOBODY TOOK IT SERIOUSLY AND NOW LOOK

HER FIRST FUCKING POST ??? 16 NOTES.

HER SECOND FUCKING POST?????? 20 NOTES.

NOBODY EVEN KNOWS SHE’S MY FUCKING SISTER SHE’S ONLY FEEDING OFF THE ATTENTION I WORKED SO HARD TO GET

SHE IS FEEDING OFF WHAT I EARNED LIKE A PARASITE

IF SHE HADN’T DONE A PIECE FOR ARCADE SEKAI SHE WOULDN’T GET 16 NOTES FOR A FIRST POST BUT SINCE IT’S ARCADE SEKAI SHE GETS THEM!! BECAUSE I MADE ARCADE SEKAI AND FUCKING I !!! I WORKED TO MAKE PEOPLE NOTICE IT

AND SHE !!!!!! SHE GETS ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH ATTENTION FOR A FIRST POST

IT’S NOT EVEN AN AWKWARD POST BECAUSE SHE FUCKING SPIED ON THE WAY I WROTE ARCADE SEKAI

AND THE INTRO POST FOR HER OWN ORIGINAL SERIES IS WRITTEN IN THE VERY SAME FORMAT AND SPEECH STYLE AS I USE!! IT’S SO BLATANTLY OBVIOUS

SHE’S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE YET FUCKING 12YO COPYCAT SJE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN A SPACE LIKE THIS

LIKE STOP SKIPPING STEPS OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DON’T NEED TO INSTANTLY HAVE EVERYTHING I HAVE HRGRH I HAD TO WAIT THREE YEARS MORE THAN YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT THOSE THREE YEARS I DON’T CARE HOW EQUALITY LOOKS LIKE TO YOU WE ARE NOT EQUALS AND NEVER WILL BE AND IT’S HURTING ME THAT YOU GET WHAT I HAVE WITHOUT WAITING FOR IT OR EARNING IT YOURSELF

AND NOW MY BIG BROTHER GAVE HER A LIKE I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE THIS WHAT IF SHE STARTS GETTING EVEN MORE ATTENTION AND AND HE’LL FORGET ME AND SHE’LL TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT ANF EVERYONE WILL FORGET ME OH MY FUVKING GOD I’M THE WORST SISTER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

[debatenarutooocs]

ITS ME THE HIMEYGI…. I’m

Sorry not , ion want no beef . But I’m in a new chapter everyone my Vtubing account is @thatsnotvixxy(or 1 x and two y’s) I came here to say ….. seiki, negate, nlinz , jade etc. if someone had to make me spell something.. I spell that shit wrong, even if it meant to save y’all. I’ll get it wrong on purpose. 😭 no cause like fuck y’all for ruining my Danm time in the bnha/anime art fandom. Ain gon say it’s all your fault but y’all was just fuck up ass adults. Idgaf y’all famous , shit my Twitter / every social media is on my link tree cardd SHII thing, if you got anything to say. Bc what made y’all say “okay we don’t like this poc minor lets fucking lie on her to make us feel better” and lord forbid Meg you a bitch that switch over.(mind you all these emotions in the pass, I could care less if yall eat or not 😭💀) . But y’all sat there on YALL asses to make a FUVKING lie! And seiki b**ch you made it seem like I wanted student x teacher but you never in a day in your life showed that Danm proof! Like if it was serious SHOW THE PROOF THAT I DID THAT SHIT ! But tada it was no fucking proof, and SHII if we gon keep it real I honestly though we had a sister/bro hood (they/them) but massa and that clout got to yo mfk head ! Oopsies😭 and Meg .. now shorty tf you make some fake ass I messages ??? I already checked yo ass on dms but still mfk you was like 20 or 21 idk. And everybody else ….. y’all was some hating ass mfks like deadass . If you trip suck on a cock and fall. (Hella typos DONT care) but all the energy abt what people get and there back….. keep hearing/seeing those words I meant every fucking thing. ….. but if a mfk want to apologize I don’t mind . But I said what I said off my chest and that was YALL was some mentally derange ass adults that maybe couldn’t get no dick or ass or some shit, coochie . (I say that as a asexual😭😭 no dick by choice). Other then that…. Hmmmmmm if I do art it’s @friendzndstyles and twitch ig / Vtubing @thatsnotvixyyvt. BUT CONGRATS I GOT MY MY PNG VTUBER ARTIST

Welp toodle-loohhh be safe guys now that I’m 20 … ion really give af if y’all like me / forgive me , just don’t fuck up my safe place with y’all childish ass stupidity wii lies , cause some YALL ass joining the vtuber community apparently 😭💀. But idc eat go do something , think abt YALL reflection of the past. Uh other people Ian add no names but YALL fuck YALL to anybody in that group who had beef and act like who couldn’t speak up. - and that’s on vixy aka himeygi ! Aka any other name I had through the years .

MY VTUBER A FOX SHARK! IMMA BE A W BLACK AFRICAN AMERICAN NUBIAN STREAMER 🫧🩵(oshi mark)

[cazzle-dazzle]

I live blogged my thoughts while watching the ROTTMNT movie in the notes app

Here it is:

* Oooh it’s finally out!!

* What’s this? A video game perspective?

* Casey’s trans???

* Oh nvm it’s in the future

* Casey’s son?

* LEO SWORE?!?!?!

* Well there’s a bit detailed blood, is this gonna be gritty?

* Ok what the fuck is happening

* MIKEY WHAT

* OH NO

* Oh no I hate time travel plots uuuggghhhhh

* There’s gone be hella second hand embarrassment, huh?

* Art style is looking HELLA good tho

* How are future!Casey and Cassandra!Casey gonna interact?

* Calling it now, Raph’s gonna die and that’s why future!Leo tells future!Casey “not everything is about you”

* Yay it’s the worm and the Hippo!!

* Sick ass chase scene

* Always here for big brother Raph content

* Leo you little shit

* Ayy April!!

* WTF THE DESK POSE HAHAHA

* I love women using their wits for mischief

* Bro DO NOT walk up behind someone in the dark tf

* Oh no poor kids gonna be throwing straight gasoline onto the fire that is Leo’s ego

* At least now Leo’s gonna have to be responsible over someone right?

* Ok introduction was not nearly as second-hand embarrassing as I thought it would be, good

* Why do the Foot Clan insist on causing problems?

* SICK ASS FIGHT SCENE!!

* THE KRANG CAN TAKE MAGIC?!??? OH NO

* OH FUCK PLZ DONT KILL RAPH

* OH FUVK SPLINTER?????

* Why not escape pod just Splinter?

* RAPH N O

* OH FUCK

* OMG HES ALIVE YEAHHHH

* oh I loooovvvve the art style <3<3<3

* OH HELL MIND READING

* Damn this is dark

* God, I love Donnie

* Indeed it is Mikey, the future is harsh

* “Were”? I mean I was kinda thinking something happens to Donnie since he didn’t show up in the beginning but “WERE”??????

* HE SAID “ARE” FOR MIKEY DONNIE FUCKING DIES

* Wait I thought the turtle tank thing was 3D animated, is it stop motion?? That’s so cool

* APRIL SPLINTER RUN

* DONNIE???

* Oh it’s only gonna get worse isn’t it???????

* Chekhov’s mysterious government acid

* Uh oh, the turtles are split up even more

* Fuck I knew they die

* Casey’s being a bit harsh tho, this is Leo before YEARS of growth of course he’s gonna be inexperienced in leading

* Oh I love the art style 🥰

* Ayy teamwork

* God, Mikey’s naivety HURTS to watch LIKE BUDDY U’RE GONNA GET HURT

* RAPH

* OH NO MIND CONTROL

* OH FUCK ITS WORSE

* I’m gonna need so much fluffy content after this goddamn ;-;

* Man “portal opening over New York City” sure is a popular trope

* Plz tell me Raph finds a way to resist the Krang’s influence oh please oh pleas e

* Well that is some mass destruction

* CINEMATIC PEP TALK AYYYYY

* I will never get over ROTTMNT’s visuals they’re SO GOOD

* as cool as this Casey is, WHERE is the other one??

* I’m kinda surprised how well they’re balancing the dark/serious stuff with the comedy

* Yo is that the construction site from the first episode? Nice callback

* Yay for Donnie trying to conquer his fear, but ain’t that gonna Krang-ify him too? Like the direct contact gonna infect him

* Donnie you better not fucking die with your shell exposed

* He is a spaceship

* Ah yes Leo, the moment of realization

* Damn this movie goes HARD

* OH LEO HE TRUSTS RAPH SO MUCH AHHHHHHH

* RAPH BREAK OUT OF IT

* HE’S BACK!!!

* NO LEO

* AYYYY LEO BEING A LEADER LET’S GO!!!!!!

* THEY SAID IT!!!!!! THEY SAID THE THING!!!!!!!!

* Oh everything’s ok now, they’re gonna win

* It’s all uphill from here <3

* Oh shit

* Death

* Or not

* Oh is Mikey gonna get his magic hands??

* OH THEY’RE COMBINING THEIR POWERS!!

* It didn’t work?

* GET EM

* Oh not the left behind brother again

* Damn there’s still 20 minutes left?

* Oh boy

* Oh he gonna sacrifice himself

* THE SWORDS ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE HE BETTER TELEPORT BACK I STG

* FUCKING TAKE THE KEY CASEY

* not the fucking “catchphrase” that’s so Leo 😭

* OH NOT THE PICTURE AHHHH

* OH NO LEO

* HES CRYING

* KID IS WHAT, 15??? POOR BOY 😭😭😭

* No, no, no bring him back Casey!!! Use the swords!!!

* MIKEYYYY

* GET YOUR BROTHER BACK

* GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

* MIKEY LET’S GOOOOO!!!!!

* Oh they’re ok now 😭😭

* Except April & Splinter still have that deranged Krang

* Oh got encased in chemicals, good

* This is really cute, but I’m still confused about the other Casey

* THERE SHE IS

* TEXT

* Glad she was out kicking ass too 🥰

* Wish we could’ve saw it tho

* YAYYYY BACK TO SILLY STUFF!!

* The end <3

* Good movie 👍

[baristabomb]

ONE PIECE CH. 1060 SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

UM???? WHAT HAPPENED TO ACE, ZORO?????????????? HOW TF IS THAT A GOOD COMPARISON TO MAKE LMFAOOOOO

HONESTLY HOW FUCKING DARE HE USE ACE AS AN EXAMPLE LIKE IT WASNT A WHOLE ASS THING THAT HE DIED PROTECTING LUFFY???????????????! That just makes it seem like they should go help Vivi right now immediately because she’s going to die.

“She’s a strong woman“ ace was stronger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he’s fuvking dead now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUP

It’s so annoying how lightly luffy treats his death now. I already wrote a whole thing about this but BIG BRO!!!!! 10 YEARS!!!!!!!!! FAVORITE PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!

Honestly zoro im gonna beat your ass like I get it you don’t care about Vivi and you’re trying to make a parallel about what happened when you guys left her in alabasta but shut tf up rn

[catcherkazuya]

🥇⚾ daiya no ace liveblogging, episode 45 ⚾🥇

(there’s a lot of screaming in this one apologies lol GO EXCEEDDDDDD)

- THE TITLE IS GO EXCEED - AAAAAAAA - I know what this means!!! - I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry - also it's the first op of the first season of daiya 😭 #memories - FUCK IVE WAITED SO LONGGGG - I CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENINGGGG - @2:48 I don't even need to say anything 😍

- precious little first years - ono is such a chismoso just telling everybody's business lol - FUCK COACH FROG - why he always gotta say something about sawamura - yo are the baseball team the ones in class who are always rowdy for no reason - just looking for smoke constantly lmao 

- THEY FUCKING PLAYING MY MAN'S THEME SONGGGG - neraiuchiiiiii~ 🎶 - foreshadowingggg - I knew what it was in 0.002 seconds - lmao I need a life - SUMMER TOURNAMENT IS HEREE - I'm ready to see all my BOYSSS 😍😍

- okay okay - INASHIRO (just for Carlos) - ICHIDAIIII YAKUSHIIIII

- amahisa my love sanadaaa aaaaaaa raichi my SON - Teitou! Seiko! Ugumori!! Akikawaaa! 

- THE MAIN EVENT - THEY'RE HERE - GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY

- if you pause @10:39, you'll see a picture of my religion - KINGS WALK AMONG US !! 👑 - Ugh I'm in love 💕 - "did he bulk up" ahah - shitt I don't see why not lol

- PRESENCE THEY SAID DOMINATION THEY SAID 💪💪 - AAAAAAAA - THE 1 !!! 

- ITS HERE HE'S HERE - SAWAMURA EIJUN - THE MOTHERFUCKIN ACE OF SEIDOU HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL TEAM - YES YES YES !!!!! 

- LETS - GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - IVE WAITED 6 YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT - I AM NOT CALM - IM CRYING - ACTUAL TEARS 

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA - GO EXCEEDDDDD FUCK FUVK FUCKKSHDKD - THE OPENING MONTAGE - OMG THE PROGRESS - I FEEL LIKE IM WATCHING MY SON IS BEING BORN ?? OR WATCHING HIM GRADUATE ??!?! - I DONT KNOW MY EMOTIONS - HE'S THE ACE HE'S THE ACE 

- HE'S THE FUCKING ACEEEEEEEE - I'm literally so happy I'm over the goddamn moon - oh wow coach called out okumura and yuki bro - get ya grades up! - omg sawamura is such a dork - trying to see the number on his own damn back 😂

- omg furuya CHILL BRO - yo OKUMURA DIED - and FURUYA haha

- y'all I'm not gonna lie this first game is gonna get me so heated I can remember it now from the manga - and i think the show is gonna end on it too 😠 ughhh so irritating - it's fine it's fine I'm just gonna yell a lot this week's end card ♦️ (ft. A SMILEY MIYUKI 💞😤💖😳)

extra: ACEIJUN !!! 

[theaterboyinwonderland]

U make me answer 25 q I make u answer 1-50 :^)

Hey! Fuck you you hoe :D Tumblr mobile wouldnt let me.copy paste so i wrote this shit in a google doc admire how.much energy i put into this. You fuck 1) counter couch or top of the dryer? Easy couch its comfy and easy to sit on. Plus diff postions are easier2) Your last sexual encounter? Good or bad and why? Depends,  do u count phone sex? If so ugh…? A week ago? irl probs like...4 or 5 months ago. For real sex like 2 or 3 years. Phone sex was good! My mans hot. Irl dude was also goo! Hes a pretty close friend ive hooked up with b4 and probs will later but eh. And for real sex god he sucked. Last longer bro3)Fictional person you think would be good in bed? Lust from FMA.4)Something that never fails to make you horny?  A guy biting my neck and saying “like that baby/love/ect” my neck is SUPER sensitive and a homie love a good pet name5)Where is one place youd never have sex? A hospice 6)The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when? I was with the dude from 2 and we were both WASTED. He like wanted me.to blow him so naturally i did but he thrusted into me without telling me. Now heres the thing i got a gag reflex but i can control it kinda well. Drunk me however cant and if a long phallic thing goes down outta nowhere i also cant. Anyway so i puked on him. Needless to say we didnt finish that night. 7) Weirdest thing to ever turn you on? When i was a kid id get horny  hearing the sex sounds from fable. Which after replaying them are SOOO bad8)What is the best way to sexually bind someone?Im a sub bottom dude dont fuvking ask me. Probs get them to love you?9)Fastest way to make you horny? Pin me to a bed force eye contact and then kiss/bite me neck/throat. Dirty talk also helps.10Top or bottom? Bottom 11)We were about to have sex but then…. I probs said im tired 12)Is one orgasm enough ? Are multiple necessary? SEE…depends..i fucking HATE over stim. I legit banned jd from doing it to me. THAT BEING SAID. If irs an ALL NIGHT thing and i only.cum.once (probs at the end edging fuck) im gonna be a mess. 13)Something you've hidden in your room that you dont want anyone to find? The body14)Weirdest  nickname a SO has ever called you? Ugh...idk ive never gotten more than babe till i started dating jd and his are nice like baby/my prince/my everything. I use cringy ones like darling  sweetie honey. Ughh t help one guy see if he liked she/her pronouns i called him princess. He later decided he like he/him so i just called him my prince15)Two things u like about oral? Taste, hearing a guy get more horny and start that low whimper/moan when they're close.16) weirdest sexual act someone has ever preformed  or tried to perform on you? All of my so and shit are basic af. Bondage and a collar are the furthest anyone has asked me. Though  a random asked if i was cool with water sports.17)Have u ever tasted yourself? Ive tasted my cum and it was….okay? Ive never sucked myself a bitcg aint flexable.18)Is it ever okay to not use a condom? Ive…never…..used….one...haha….19)Who was the sexiest teacher u ever had? I never had one but FUCK there one this one just outta college  history teacher (who apt had a big dick) and like DAMN he was fine.20)A food you would like to use during a sexual experience? I dont really wanna do food stuff? Its to messy and like...a waste of food? 21)How big is to big? 10+22)One sexual thing you would never do? IF YOUR FEET EVEN COME CLOSE TO FUCKING TOUCHING ME.23)biggest turn on? Wasn't this a q already? On a guy in gen i love singers. Abs and blonde hair dont hurt. Also being taller than me.24)Three spots that drive u insane? Neck hips collar bone25)Worst possible time to get horny? At work sense i work with old people (hey cas coulda stopped here you furry pope fucker)26)Do u like it when yoursexual partner moans? HELL FUCKING YEAH I DO! Im super audio based and i lovethat. I also have a praise kink so like moans are basically praise27)Worst sexual idea you ever had? What if i was straight?28)How much fapping is to much fapping? Ugh...HMMM...if you do it more than 3 times EVERY day maybe stop 29)Best sexual compliment youve ever had? So at the party me and the friend were at there wa:. Him. My ex. And another fuck buddy of.mine. a q came up about who gives rhe best head and whos the best kisser AND ALL OF THEM SAID ME. I was like “i am a damn good kisser “ and my ex said “fuck ya he is”30)Bald, landing strip, jumanji? Do whatever idc. Hairs hair.31)Is it good sex if you dontnut? No. Im impatient and needy.32) If they *love me* we fucking33)Fav part of your body? My eyes! I think they're nice. Other than that i hate myself lmao34)Fav forplay activities.  Idk never done much. Pinned make out sound like a blast with grinding35)Love or sex? Love. Id rather have someone who really cares about me over a good fuck.36)What do u wear to bed? Underwear.  Im not a pj or commando kinda guy37)First time u masturbated? Ugh….i must been like 11? It was b4 like i ever knew what it was and b4 i could cum. 38)Do u have any nude/masturbating pics/ videos of yourself? My boyfriend lives in another country, what do u think?39)Have you ever/when was the last time u had sex outside. Ive never had SEX but ive blown a couple.dudes in either a park or a park bathroom.  One time.in a casino parking lot40)Have/wouldu have sex in public. See 39? Full blown sex PROBS NAH but bjs probs 41)Have/would u have a 3some?Ive had one! The ex and the fuck buddy while me and the ex were together.  We never fucked but we all blew each other. Slash im down for a polyam resltionship if my partner is so id always be down. Slash slash me and jd are horny as fuck and have talked about having threesomes b4 so ye42)What is 1 random object you've used to masturbate? Ugh…? I humped my bed b4? Idfk?43)Have/would u ever masturbate at work/school. Ive blown several guys at school. So yeah id jo there.  Work ive debated but thats cause SOMEONE os a fucking tease. 44)Have/would u ever have sex on a plane. No45)What is one song youd like.to have sex to? Dead girl walking.46)What is something nonsexual that makes you horny ? Hey fuck u i said this one47)Most attractive celeb? Thomas sanders or tom holland. now THATD be a threesome. Please no one show thomas this.48)Do u watch gay/lesbian poor? Why/why not? HMM I FUCKING WONDER49) If a child was born on the occasion of the last time u had sex, how old would that child be? 2 or 3 years old. God i need to get fucked. Soon50)Has anyone ever posted nude pics of.you online? No and if they do I'll murder the prick.Thanks for the qs cas i stg the next time u post an over 50 ask im.making u do them all :’) love you bb 💛 that was more fun than i thought itd be

[the-firebird69]

Biden Moves To End Trump-Era Asylum Agreements With Central American Countries : NPR

Biden hopes for a large influx as do we. Planes carry both Macs and forgieners in now constantly from South America due to this laxed regulation. Increases in immigration spiked yesterdayvexactly as needed.

Thor

Freya

We hv said it for many years Biden. Macs know it. What's wrong with you you act so stupid.

Thor

Freya again

We aren't stupid Macs add in the back talk.

They do it to me all day long regarding importing forgieners.

Biden

Not so we hear them now quabbeling about why you bro it not proof but they say it. Yiur a genius Biden pit it back on them yiur nothing but a shouting tard we burn you. The Macs say

Thor

Freya

What say you caa

Biden

What do you think. Blaring we did it at me and more is ludicrous moreso insane and we serve yiur cause in doing it for your war and Macs inane they say no itcdiesnt do that. We know itcdiesnt yet you like retards demand the reaction that function does not create. Why it's annoying you 3vyear old child

Zues Hera

I do it for chaos but get it. They don't wa...

Biden

I'm not on your team don't care for your mouth you force onto me your identity and your motive for doing it we grab you talkative how Biden dimilar method.

Now too asshole your a friggin imp. Demand it dies what you wantvby shiutungvthecanswers at me you fuvking gimp

Zues Hera

I understand it we are slow ok dumb immature and it's ongoing almost pure retard sh out if my mouth. So what it works thons Macs

Biden

Yeh so why yell it scream it are you th stupid yeh it's dumb. Annoying unnecessary trite you say it works for yiur plan so WE GRAB YIU AS EVEN NOW YIU WONT SHUT UP

What a hokey asshole.

Thor Freya

Yiur ducking dumb Biden you tell all like yiur a tard get shot by them dailybare out all thectome like Aaron Hodgkin yiur character him over don't get a thing yiur a slave of Macs and mactard who fightvand cantvfigure out which to work for so both andvyouvride but. .you say it all damn day way way too much. Out with yiubidiot

Wie

Huge Huge a whole to me. Your out of your mind your so insane. All mostly sit pick on me hold me down no hold me in poverty. You like giving lip service we bomb you when you do. Your scapegoats and admit nothing but you have it all die mouthing it. Truly spoiled as all firgienerscsay and as we do

Zues Hera

Thor Freya

I wouldn't give you another Gerber if you were in baby form which you are often louse Biden not for your mouth what fowl indecent imbeciles you are and yours. Fowl crass inane.

I said Biden should fit out who he helps like a Wierd cat it's you it's you it's you.

Now in not very old but screwed and he's a loser. That's what I detect. Heard it in acab the movie too. Nitvsure idc what he's doing forges ahead. Now he threatens me my money as yellin does we need direct pressure and massivevteams to take over the monetary systems

Zues Hera

Fine Biden skulks off

We do so now take it yes

Thor Freya I send it to Olympus

[angels-vomit]

thinking of my real family today lol whole i get my face beat in sksksksks its kinda sad ironic but i think if once i look back at all my shit me and my mom are gna have a hoot looking at EVERYTHINg and im so excited to see my family my dad who was completely torn apart HIS IMAGE .... cruel just cruel my gramma who really went off her teef were bad ao she had a few bad years? cant a woman bounce back and my mom what thanks for fixing our relationship? slsksksk like? i think i turned into her idk bro she is the coolest funniest gofliest woman ive ever met and aunt pam was crazy wags was a nutse and jade a hippy pretty accurate id say.... stereotypesssss and gramma well gramma is disgusting and nate is really getting in there with me whole david and his two kids are off playing video games all day and i just sit and pray grampa molest the person who is supposed to be bernie brie is nowhere to be seen and and and i cry at jumanji because im afraid of loud noises again who knew? and get this clue my friends? ARE NOT MY FRIENDS EITHER DUDE. they are fake ass fuvk. and they are bad luck. all for a quick buck and a quick fuck thats just buck tuck fuck ruck huck tuck im in the muck luck buck n ruck lmaoooo but who cares tho its not like my actual family is hurting i dont think nate is real i cant remember what my brother is like i cant remember the sound of my mom playing guitar i cant remember my dads barbeqs i can but i cant remember the taste or the smell and im in hell and i just want out. im sick of this dick who keeps shoving his fingers in my potato salad and mashing up my pies you don't DO it right. bye.

[drugsbust]

the timeline is so fuvked like even pre s4 bro if john and mary got married in may like the show suggests then rosie would have been born in january which makes sense considering how pregnant she was during christmas, but then the blog says they went on their honeymoon in august which would mean that their wedding was in early august or MAYBE late july, which would mean rosie was born in march? so why was mary ready to pop in december? but then if the may wedding date is correct that means that a year fuckin passed between t6t and tld?? cause sherlock's bday is jan 6??? and even if u can suspend ur disbelief enough to believe the blog's wedding date that's still 9 months of john and sherlock apparently not talking?? of john raising rosie with the help of his imaginary friends while sherlock is constantly on the verge of an overdose?? WHAT THE FUCJ no, the point of this post is to prove it's all intentionally fucky and fake asf ok good afternoon