#what me and the scarecrow get up to is private 😌

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

What's up with you and straw men?

uhhh I dunno, what’s up with you randomly farting your way into my inbox to ask extremely ambiguous and potentially hostile questions with no context?

[starkwlkr]

Hi

It's ok if the request got deleted no need to say sorry,

Can u pls make a fic about papa nolan finding out about cillian and physicist!reader's relationship,

Like would he be angry or accepting, i was wondering

And then if u r comfortable with it then a time jump to the wedding or pregnancies

I would really like to know his reactions!!

This is really just a follow up to another anon request (which u made a fic on) and had this idea

Anyway so sorry for the long request

Have an awesome day ahead!!!!

nolan!reader x cillian murphy headcanons

I’m going to make these headcanons if that’s ok 🫶🏼🫶🏼 and i think i got carried away but who cares 😌

Ok so obviously y/n and cillian met in the early 2000s (you can make up how they met)

papa nolan knows that y/n is talking to a boy but he doesn’t know it’s mr. ‘my eyes aren’t even that blue’ so when y/n tells papa nolan that her bf is coming over for dinner, he’s preparing to meet so douche bag who says his favorite movie is pulp fiction or fight club (nothing wrong with that, but the film bros make me want to gauge my eyes out)

anyways, cillian shows up and ofc they get along great <3

after cillian and y/n are now OFFICIAL official obviously the press asks about what papa nolan thinks and if they get along

y/n and cillian are just the it couple of the 2000s like they’re on the cover of every magazine with those cheesy headlines ‘she’s got the beauty AND the brains’

literally any interview cillian or papa nolan do, they ramble about y/n and how proud they are of her

and you know how it goes, first comes love then comes marriage then comes y/n with a baby carriage🤍💍🍼 butttttt our fav nepo baby and Irish man don’t do it in that order bc my girl y/n got pregnant with their first baby in 2003 and she’s named alexandria

papa nolan is so excited about the birth of baby alex and he always offers to babysit whenever even if he’s busy

baby alex and papa nolan are my favorite duo 🫶🏼

eventually cillian and papa nolan work together on batman begins and you bet that baby alex is always on set

papa nolan at first did not want to bring her because he thought alex would be scared but she loved being on set and meeting everyone

her and christian bale become besties by the end of filming 🤞🏼

baby alex got to say the last “cut!” and everyone laughed because of how cute she sounded

bonus: cillian tried to get her to put the scarecrow mask on but she thought it was yucky (her exact words)

y/n and cillian don’t have kids until like 2014 because they were busy with work obviously like cillian getting movie roles and y/n being at work 24/7 and getting a literal nobel peace prize but eventually she does get pregnant and BAM it’s twins

it’s 2014 and they’re still not married (it happens ya know just ask academy award winner michelle yeoh)

but y/n gets pregnant and she wants to wait until the twins’ birth and then get married

but anyways the murphy twins arrive and papa nolan just cries happy tears because he now has more grandchildren to love and spoil whenever he wants to (they’re named scarlett and wyatt and papa nolan gives them nicknames idk what they would be but go wild with your imagination besties 🫶🏼)

papa nolan just wants to see his daughter get married and see her happy with her new family 🫶🏼

the day of the wedding comes and baby alex is the flower girl and steals the show

it’s a private wedding BUT that doesn’t stop it from being the most famous wedding of 2014

ofc christian bale is there like who doesn’t want batman at their wedding?? tom hardy, best man um yes?! peaky blinders cast, jake gyllenhaal (swifties, don’t hate me, I love jake and he’s one of my favorite actors)

jessica chastain and anne hathaway ofc they’re invited

u know if heath ledger was still alive he would def be invited 🫶🏼

I’m picturing the kids having career day at their schools and each kid takes an adult like papa nolan goes to alex’s school, wyatt takes y/n and cillian goes with scarlett and every adult is just like “fuck, how am i supposed to go on after them?!”

papa nolan goes all out with his presentation for career day like he even called hans zimmer and christian bale to impress the kids (obviously hans zimmer would impress the teachers, not the kids but some kids recognize the music from batman movies so let’s just go with it)

twitter loves the murphy-nolan fam 🫶🏼

no bc i just imagine the edits to beautiful boy with dad!cillian and I’m bawling

ok ok flashforward to 2023 and oppenheimer is coming out and twitter gets more content on the murphy-nolan fam

y/n finally does an interview bc she worked with the cast and taught them about ✨science✨

Y/N AND CILLIAN AT THE OPPENHEIMER PREMIERE AND THEN PAPA NOLAN PHOTOBOMBING THEIR PICS

overall the murphy-nolan fam has my heart and surprise! the murphy kids watched barbie because the twins are not even old enough to watch oppenheimer and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want to watch their dad have fake s e x with another woman (FLORENCE PUGH ILY)

[ahostandaghost]

seduction, worked up, position

Seduction -  what gets your f/o going? How do you seduce them? How do they seduce you?

Jonathan

Knowing that he's needed n wanted, in that way. He's not an initiator at first and likes to be given directions. I just don't agree with others in that he'd be dom like at all 😪 I think he'd like recieving the most because he wouldn't have to be suave or have pressure to be super sexy. Plus being pursued would take the pressure off of him. How he seduces me is just existing lbr

Scarecrow

Hohoho he likes being dosed with his own fear toxin, probably a lighter dose. I highly believe that fear is something that turns him on. He's definitely a giver in contrast to Jonathan. Hoo boy. I'd seduce him by giving him the hints because he catches them much easier than Jonathan does. He seduces me... again by just existing 🙄 but I think he'd approach by grabbing me by my hips and let me know he's in the mood

Danny

Flirtatiousness, giving him the eyes, and taking charge. I definitely see him as a switch, but he likes being pushed, pulled, held down. You know. If I grab his hair, pull his head back, and bite his neck. I assure you he'll be like putty 😌 how he let's me know he wants some is very direct. Walking behind me and putting his hand in pants kind of direct. Dirty talk. Woof

Worked Up - what is your f/o like when turned on? Are they desperate, tense, barely restrained? How do they handle it?

Jonathan

Tense. He may be desperate internally, but years of feeling insecure would leave him not knowing what to do about it 😔 not to mention the religious trauma. When handling it himself he may feel bad about it. But I think about him feeling like he has no other option than to get himself off more than I ever could say 👀 Woof. Especially if I'm actually nearby and he had to excuse himself

If he's desperate because I'm initiating then desperate, but reserved, for sure. Sweet talk when he's close 💞

Scarecrow

Barely restrained, definitely. He's absolutely thinking about us doing every nasty thing, even of he has to keep it together. Say in public or what have you. If we're together he might even get desperate enough to pull me somewhere private and do what He's fantasizing about 💞

Danny

DESPERATE. Man-slut for me 😔💝 no hesitation, phone sex if we're not close. Not afraid to send pics and videos. More likely to ask me to choke him. Hoo boy 🥴

Position - do you and your f/o have a particular favorite position? 

Jonathan

Hmmmm. I'll say missionary and him laying down while I go down on him. He's a v loving partner and will at least try whatever I ask, but he defaults to that. Which is super cute imo bc he's so much taller than me but wants to kiss while we're having sex too 💞

Scarecrow

He likes me on a surface while he takes me from behind. Listen. He likes to loom over me and watch himself thrust into me, and who could blame him. I don't

Danny

Is it any surprise that Danny likes to be ridden the most? And face fucking against a wall. He gives back with face sitting dw. But I'll say he's probably the most sexually exploring. He will do whatever position that comes to mind in the moment