#what makes me sad is that ik if jude stays in elfhame shell stay young but like STILL

[starrynightsxo]

*hears a sound in the night*

cardan: *in his best "who goes there?" bellow* WHO DARES TRESPASS ON THESE ANCIENT LANDS WHEREBY THE FOREFATHERS OF ELFH-

jude *with vivi*: cardan. it's just us, we came from the mortal store.

cardan: *tryna make jude feel bad for him* why are you back so late?? I could have DIED. not that you even care *scoff*

vivi: oh, shut up cardan, jude got you that new eyeliner you denied you'd been lusting over and-

cardan: *holds hand out expectantly* say no more sister.