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panthera-tigris-venenata · 2 years ago

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I'm sure someone already though of this but I'll say it anyway because it's stuck in my head and I need to get it out.

Zombies x Descendants crossover. Meeting each other. Villains and Zombies meeting and sympathizing with each other because OBVIOUSLY. Auradon and Seabrook...doing whatever they do.

Thoughs?

Oh I definitely have Thoughts.

And unfortunately, you all have to see them too.

Let's say the Zombie protagonists are the same age as the Descendants protagonists, yeah?

The Zombies and the Isle kids definitely get eachother. Like, a lot.

That said, Addison is dragging about 99% of Descendants kids to therapy, personally. As she should, tbh.

The Zombies coach is utterly exactic because a lot of both Auradon and Isle boys end up playing football.

The pirates end up in cheer, though. I mean, it's shiny.

Also, turns out, the pirates (read: Harry and Uma) have the chronic inability to say „no“ to Addison Wells, Sunshine Personified.

As have the Werewolves.

Which is how the groups meet.

The wolf pack and the Lost Revenge crew gets locked in a staring contest in the locker room, mutually thinking something along the lines of „What the fuck is wrong with them??“. Some people might or might not have been bitten. Don't ask.

I need A-lli to meet Audrey Rose. Just. Them.

„I AM in harmony, just in like, a super-hostile way!“

„It's okay, deep breaths.“ *kicks the mothership*

They are allowed to have emotions for like two days and immediately choose violence and Iove them, your honour.

Audrey could also vibe with Bucky? Two flashy strong-headed cheer Captains? ...Then again, they might just try to kill eachother.

On the other hand, Harry meeting A-spen would be such a disaster.

„Such passion!“ „Dude, no. She wants to rip your heart out.“ „She can have it!“

And, you know. Everything Harry Hook has ever done. („Hey, she's the Captain I'm the first mate, enemies sea sick can't see straight. Call them fish bait, throw them on a hook, Uma's so hot they get burned if they look!“)

Uma and Wylla are having lots of fun though. (The most intense double dates you have EVER seen, once the pirates and the Werewolves get over their initial mutual, ehm, extreme distrust.)

Faciliers kind of. Try to find out if the Zombies can be controlled via voodoo magic? Like the risen-from-dead?

(It would be really funny if they could. And the sisters wouldn't exploit it. Too much.)

I think that some Isle kids are definitely low-key disappointed that the zombies don't eat real brains. Like, it's a scam, that's what it is.

Marya Rasputin still freaks out everyone when she casually pops off her hand at her wrist. („What?! I thought they all could do that!“)

Everyone is almost mortally offended that Seabrook has one (1) ice cream flavour.

Well, everyone except for Ben. He likes Vanilla. And Gil, who is just generally happy to have ice cream.

Evie and Eliza are definitely getting a little sabotage ✨ done and they are not getting caught.

Look, Seabrook might have gotten its redemption arc, but Auradon is far from it. And Eliza likes being a revolutionary.

Between Eliza, Wylla, Uma and Evie, King Beast decides to take a very sudden holiday, ideally very far from the sea and the forests.

Fairy Godmother decides to visit him about two weeks later, when all electricity in her house stopped working, the sprinkler system was on nonstop, the carnivores nearby went haywire and somehow, all of her food have gone bad. Oh, also a few fires, courtesy of the Hook sisters. Miraculously, as soon as the fires went on, the sprinklers went off.

(you know, a little sabotage? The girls are having fun.)

(I just want to make her suffer.)

The Aceys are dating and keep getting confused when upon learning this, the Isle kids solemly nod their heads and state: „Ah, yes. Mutually destructive threesome. We have all seen it.“

Cheerful Addy explains that „Don't worry, it's an Isle thing!“ and even more cheerful CJ tries to set up another double date. It does not go well.

Actually I think CJ would adore Addy too? I mean. Everyone loves Addy.

Mal is bitter over it and, like, she had it coming.

Oh, the Isle... Addison has so much to say about the Isle.

(She tracks down King Beast after about three days of his holiday, solely by asking people if they know where the former king is really nicely.)

I feel like she'd drag Ben out on, like, platonic dates? Hang out. Have fun. It was not right for teenagers to lead a revolution and it is not right for a teenager to be a king.

Surprisingly, I think that Mal should hang with Bonzo. Chill out. Spray paint a bit and zen away. It would be good for her. Bree brings them cookies.

They have guns, right? Because CJ is giving a gun to Eliza and Lonnie. A gift. She is practicing her Goodness, and Addy said gifts are a great way to get closer to people!

Just. Addison manages to befriend literally everyone?? And I love her??

Again, if I think of anything else, or, like, coherent plot for the crossover, I'll let you know!

#thank you for the ask!! ❤️❤️#disney descendants #disney zombies

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fcbayern · 4 years ago

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Hallo! Hope you are well! I love your blog and it’s made me really want to understand and get into Bundesliga. How can I know everything I need to know about Bayern so I’m up to date and understand what’s happening within the team? I hope this makes sense? Danke!

hi anon! i’m so sorry it took me so long to reply to this. this week’s been so busy already.

i guess the internet is a good place to start for your research :) of course wikipedia itself is not a bad source, but if you really want to get information, look at the bottom of the wikipedia page for all the teams in the bundesliga, and get the info from the sources there. that’s what wikipedia uses to write their articles, so that should give you even more insight into the bundesliga and its teams, and rules, etc than you already get from the wikipedia article itself.

i’ll try and sum up the most basic info for you - that i know - and if you have any other questions, feel free to send me another message and maybe we can get into more detail:

bundesliga is the highest “class” / tier that you can play in, in germany. it is divided into 2 different tiers: 1. bundesliga and 2. bundesliga.

1. bundesliga consists of 18 teams.

for the upcoming seasons - currently in alphabetical order because the new season doesn’t start until the 18th of September - these are the teams:

DSC Arminia Bielefeld

FC Augsburg

Bayer Leverkusen

FC Bayern München

Borussia Dortmund

Borussia Mönchengladbach

Eintracht Frankfurt

1. SC Freiburg

Hertha BSC Berlin

TSG Hoffenheim

1. FC Köln

1. FSV Main 05

Red Bull Leipzig

FC Schalke 04

VfB Stuttgart

Union Berlin

Werder Bremen

VfL Wolfsburg

Arminia Bielefeld were promoted from 2nd league, where they ended up in first place in the season of 2019/2020. The second team that was promoted is VfB Stuttgart. In exchange for these two teams being promoted, two teams have to be relegated. In the season of 2019/2020 those two teams were SC Paderborn 07 and Fortuna Düsseldorf.

Back to the Bundesliga Basics:

The Bundesliga stands under the umbrella of “DFB”, or Deutscher Fußball Bund (German Football Association), which was founded in 1900. In 1904 the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) was founded, which is basically the big boss of football. They keep an eye on a number of football associations across the world and also set up the Men’s and Women’s World Cup. DFB joined the FIFA right away in 1904, and in 1954 DFB also joined the UEFA, which is an acronym for Union des Associations Européennes de Football and therefor takes care of all things football in Europe. Self-explanatory.

UEFA wasn’t founded until 1954 because... things happened in Europe in the 30s and 40s.

During the time of the Nazi regime the DFB was dismantled in 1940 and it didn’t pick up again until 1950, when the Federal German Republic was reformed, and the West German football associations decided to get the DFB back up and running. They re-joined FIFA in 1954, and, as mentioned before, also joined UEFA that same year.

The Bundesliga how we know it, however, was not actually a thing until 28. Juli 1962, starting with the season of 1963/1964. Before that there were a number of clubs and associations throughout Germany who all kind of played side by side, and eventually in the 30s the idea of a “Reichsliga” (league of the German Reich) was brought up, where a certain number of teams would play and one would end up winning the title. Kind of what we do now.

And then the war happened.

And in between the end of that and the 60s, obviously they had brought some ideas back to the table, had tried to figure out a more competitive way and to bring football closer to the people.

In 1962 the idea of the Bundesliga was founded. 16 teams were to play each other in one league, competing against each other. 5 from “Oberliga Süd”, 5 from “Oberliga West”, 3 from “Oberliga Nord”, 2 from “Oberliga Südwest” and one from the Berlin City League - the Western part of Berlin, of course.

They had a super complicated system in place to figure out which teams would eventually be allowed to be the “founding fathers” of the Bundesliga. It had to do with economics, they ended up coming up with a weird system for who gets how many points for winning their own league, adding those up, multiplying, and then somehow they ended up with 16 teams... don’t ask me how, I have dyscalculia, I don’t understand their way of thinking at all. Maybe there was some voodoo involved, God knows, honestly.

Eventually they had their 16 winners from the aforementioned leagues:

Oberliga Süd: Eintracht Frankfurt, Karlsruher SC, 1. FC Nürnberg, TSV 1860 München, VfB Stuttgart Oberliga Nord: Eintracht Braunschweig, Werder Bremen, Hamburger SV Oberliga West: Borussia Dortmund, 1. FC Köln, Meidericher SV, Preußen Münster, FC Schalke 04 Oberliga Südwest: 1. FC Kaiserslautern, 1. FC Saarbrücken Stadtliga Berlin: Hertha BSC Berlin

In 1963 this “Bundesliga” wasn’t a pro-league, though. And there were a ton of rules in place that would probably make you go “huh?” these days... or maybe you’d think they are great rules and they need to make a comeback. A transfer, for example, could only cost up to 50.000 German Mark (roughly 25.564,50€ / $30.149,62).

Until 1967 you also weren’t allowed to sign more than three players from another team for the upcoming season.

At some point it was decided that football players would also have the benefits of a full-time worker, if they decided on football as a career, and not just something they did on the side.

When East and West Germany were reunited in 1989 / the early 90s, that’s when the Bundesliga really became more of a commercial success not just in Germany, but also throughout non-German Europe and the rest of the world. Which is also largely due to Germany winning the World Cup in 1990, and the European title in 1996, but the Bundesliga was also specifically marketed to popular media. In 1991 the German Football Association of the German Democratic Republic (Deutsche Fußball-Verband der DDR) - the East German football association - joined DFB. Thus Germany was one again, not just on paper, but also in football.

Another thing that helped the popularity of the Bundesliga was the fact that in the 90s at least one Bundesliga club reached a European championship semi-final. In 1997 Borussia Dortmund won the Champions League, in 1996 Bayern München won the Europapokal, in 1997 Schalke 04 won the UEFA-Pokal. And in the following championships at least one German team reached the final of said competitions.

Let’s jump to the 2000s!

Since 2000 FC Bayern München has won the Bundesliga 13 times. The other winners were: Borussia Dortmund (2002, 2011, 2012), Werder Bremen (2004), VfB Stuttgart (2007) and VfL Wolfsburg (2009). Bayern München is also the only Bundesliga team in the 2000s to win the Champions League: 2013 and 2020.

After all that knowledge, here’s some random facts and numbers that you might find interesting:

- since it was founded in 1963, a total of 56 teams have played in Germany’s highest league - until the season of 2017/2018 Hamburger SV was part of the 1. Bundesliga for 55 seasons, which was a record. Now Werder Bremen holds this record, with 56 seasons to their name - Bayer Leverkusen holds the nickname of “Vizekusen” (Vice-Kusen), and they were at one point regarded as the “ever-second”, always getting close to the top, but never reaching it - Karl-Heinz Körbel has the most Bundesliga appearances: 602 - for Eintracht Frankfurt. He never lost a final with Frankfurt and was never relegated. - Bernd Stöber was the youngest coach in the season of 1976/1977 a t just 24 years, 1 month and 17 days old. - Brazil is the best-represented nation after Germany, with 159 Bundesliga exports (159), followed by Denmark (129), Austria (119), Croatia (118) and Poland (109). - in the season of 2019/2020 Thomas Müller had the most assists: 21. - retired football player Gerd Müller, whose active career was between 1965-1979, holds the record for the most goals: 365. - Otto Rehhagel holds the record for most matches as a manager: 832.

Now let’s go back to where we started: the season of 2020/2021.

As mentioned above, the 1. Bundesliga has 18 teams. To get you up-to-date I’ll give you some more info on each team, that you might find useful!

DSC Arminia Bielefeld: - founded: May 3rd 1905 - manager: Uwe Neuhaus - stadium: SchücoArena

FC Augsburg: - founded: August 8th 1907 - manager: Heiko Herrlich - stadium: WWK Arena

Bayer 04 Leverkusen: - founded: July 1st 1904 -> rebranded to current name on April 1st 1999 - manager: Peter Bosz - stadium: BayArena

FC Bayern München: - founded: February 27th 1900 - manager: Hansi Flick - stadium: Allianz Arena

Borussia Dortmund: - founded: December 19th 1909 - manager: Lucien Favre - stadium: Signal Iduna Park

Borussia Mönchengladbach: - founded: August 1st 1900 - manager: Marco Rose - stadium: BORUSSIA-PARK

Eintracht Frankfurt: - founded: March 8th 1899 - manager: Adi Hütter - stadium: Deutsche Bank Park

SC Freiburg: - founded: May 30th 1904 - manager: Christian Streich - stadium: Schwarzwald-Stadion

Hertha BSC Berlin: - founded: July 25th 1892 - manager: Bruno Labbadia - stadium: Olympiastadion Berlin

TSG 1899 Hoffenheim: - founded: July 1st 1899 - manager: Sebastian Hoeneß - stadium: Prezero-Arena

1. FC Köln: - founded: February 13th 1948 - manager: Markus Gisdol - RheinEnergieSTADION

1. FSV Mainz 05: - founded: March 16th 1905 - manager: Achim Beierlorzer - stadium: OPEL ARENA

Red Bull Leipzig: - founded: May 19th 2009 - manager: Julian Nagelsmann - Red Bull Arena

FC Schalke 04: - founded: May 4th 1904 - manager: David Wagner - stadium: VELTINS-Arena

VfB Stuttgart: - founded: September 9th 1893 - manager: Pellegrino Matarazzo - Mercedes-Benz Arena

1. FC Union Berlin: - founded: January 20th 1966 (originally 1906) - manager: Urs Fischer - stadium: Stadion An der Alten Försterei

SV Werder Bremen: - founded: February 4th 1899 - manager: Florian Kohfeldt - stadium: Weserstadion

VfL Wolfsburg: - fonded: September 12th 1945 -> rebranded to current name on January 16th 2001 - manager: Oliver Glasner - stadium: Volkswagen Arena

Maybe, to get a feeling for each club, you can check out each club’s YouTube account. Through that you should be able to find their other social media, or just by simply googling the team name:

Arminia Bielefeld ● FC Augsburg ● Bayer 04 Leverkusen ● FC Bayern München ● Borussia Dortmund ● Borussia Mönchengladbach ● Eintracht Frankfurt ● 1. SC Freiburg ● Hertha BSC Berlin ● TSG Hoffenheim ● 1. FC Köln ● 1. FSV Main 05 ● Red Bull Leipzig ● FC Schalke 04 ● VfB Stuttgart ● Union Berlin ● Werder Bremen ● VfL Wolfsburg

Each football team has 11 players on the pitch. For the new season in 2019 it was decided that instead of 18 players, each team would be allowed to have 20 players in total - which means 9 substitute players on the bench.

During each season a team can win three main cups (the ones that everyone cares about the most, let’s be real): DFB-Pokal, Meistertitel (Bundesliga winner) and Champions League trophy. The last of which is not a German tournament / cup to be won, so I’ll leave that out for now.

DFB Pokal:

The DFB-Pokal is a German knockout competition, starting out with 64 teams. 36 teams are from the Bundesliga and 2. Bundesliga, the top four finishers of the third league are automatically added to the list. 21 slots are given to the cup winners of regional football associations, and the remaining 3 slots are given to the regional associations with the most men’s teams.

Direct quote from Wikipedia, which in turn got their information from here: for the first round, the 64 teams are split into two pots of 32. One pot contains the 18 teams from the previous season of the Bundesliga and the top 14 teams from the previous season of the 2. Bundesliga. The other pot contains the bottom 4 teams from the previous season of the 2. Bundesliga, the top 4 teams from the previous season of the 3. Liga and the 24 amateur teams that qualified through regional football tournaments. Teams from one pot are drawn against teams from the other pot. Since 1982, teams from the pot containing amateur teams have played the game at home.For the second round, the teams are again divided into two pots according to the same principles. Depending on the results of the first round, the pots might not be equal in terms of number. Teams from one pot are drawn against teams from the other pot until one pot is empty. The remaining teams are then drawn against each other with the team first drawn playing the game at home.For the remaining rounds, other than the final, the teams are drawn from one pot. Since 1985 the final has been held in the Olympic Stadium in Berlin.

Meistertitel:

The Meistertitel is rewarded to the team that comes out on top on the last match-day of the season. Of course it can be calculated whether other teams can still catch up - points-wise - but the Meisterschale is not rewarded until the season is over. The current record-holder of most Bundesliga wins is FC Bayern München (29), followed by Borussia Dortmund and Borussia Mönchengladbach (5) and Werder Bremen (4) in second and third place.

With the first three Bundesliga wins a team gets a gold star to put on their jersey, with five wins they get a second, ten wins is a third, twenty wins is a forth star. On top of that, the reigning Bundesliga champion gets to wear the Bundesliga logo in gold color on their sleeve.

And that’s that on that.

I don’t know what language you’re fluent in, but here are some football apps that you might enjoy using, to be on track with the upcoming season:

OneFootball

Kicker App

Bundesliga App

11 Freunde App

Amazon Bundesliga Radio

each team’s individual app for updates and news

You can also check out @bundesliga_en on Instagram and Twitter.

One last info for you, so you can jump right into it on the first day of the new Bundesliga season (fixtures are never really 100% until a day or two before the match is supposed to be, so this is preliminary): here is the link for the schedule of the upcoming 1. Bundesliga season.

You can also check out the 2. Bundesliga schedule, because it’s super interesting down there in the second league as well! I highly recommend it (keep your fingers crossed for Paderborn for me!).

I think that’s about everything I can tell you. This reply is already faaaaaaaaar too long, and I apologize! If you have any questions or want me to elaborate, feel free to send me another message.

Have the best time getting used to the Bundesliga, and welcome to the family!

Sources - with more info - under the cut:

fun facts: https://www.bundesliga.com/en/bundesliga/news/easter-eggs-surprising-facts-and-figures-you-may-not-know-3798

team information / schedule: https://www.dfb.de/bundesliga/spieltagtabelle/

team information / schedule (2nd source): https://www.kicker.de/dfb-pokal/spieltag

general information: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu%C3%9Fball-Bundesliga

app suggestions: https://www.smartmobil.de/magazin/fussball-apps

explanation for how the DFB-Pokal: https://web.archive.org/web/20090609211623/https://www.dfb.de/index.php?id=460546

#Bundesliga #football #elle.reply #beantwortet #september 2020 #this took me like 8 hours to write up because I started while I was still working lmfao #anyway #feel free to block me for making a post this long omg #Anonymous #long post

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bellatrixobsessed1 · 4 years ago

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Icy Is The Avatar Of High School; The Essay

I would like to begin this essay with a song. While reading this essay keep in mind that Icy has the exact same energy as this song which (imo) embodies prep & jock with a touch of nerd. No goth tho, press f in the chat.

Wow I put way too much into this. I hope y’all love it.

Okay so lets get into this! We will begin with the obvious one, goth:

*Gestures to all of the snow*

Edit: that was supposed to say show but snow works too.

Next we will talk about Jock.

So think of your typical jock. A stereotypical jock has a few qualities; reckless bravery and determination, large ego, usually at least kind of an asshole, doesn’t know when to quit, craves them gainz, and makes impulse decisions.

Icy is definitely a very brazen person. It takes balls (and a large ego) to get banned from your campus and then very boldly strut back onto said campus in the middle of dinner while the whole school is assembled. She looked at Lord Darkar, shadow phoenix of the underworld and was straight up like, “yeah, whatever dude.” Dude is such a jock word.

So onto determination! Okay look, we have like 7 whole seasons of her trying to take over the world. She was arrested, what? 5 times? She literally doesn’t know when to stop. Give up??? Who’s that???

I feel like the large ego thing also speaks for itself she is constantly talking about how she deserves to be Darkar & Valtor’s main witch. She is well aware that her plans are usually fantastic. She just exudes an I’m better than you energy. It’s in her posture, her gestures, her tone of voice. Icy is absolutely certain that she is the shit and in the 4kids version one of her demands to the professors was to stand before the student body and say, “Icy rules, Icy’s the greatest.” *Spoiler alert* she is. I promise that she is not holding me hostage.

Which brings me to the next point, getting dem gainz! Your average jock is at the gym, drinking protine shakes, and building muscle! While Icy is not in a gym trying to get 6 pack abs, she 100% chases them magical gainz! The dragon fire is just a really hot protine shake.

In the 4kids version, upon overrunning Cloud Tower, she addressed the student body by welcoming them to her pep assembly. Ya know who else likes pep assemblies? Football jocks.

Also that whole scene in episode nine (Spelled) where she rallies up the witches and they all chase Musa. That’s like the goth equivalent of getting the entire football team to chase after the nerd (or a member of the rivaling team).

And let’s not forget the ‘nerd run’ from season two where she rode this dinosaur thing and chased Timmy, the stereotypical nerd type. (It’s funny because she doesn’t know that she’s a nerd too).

Okay so now that we dug deep into jock, it is time to discuss Prep!

I tend to use prep & always wears pink, blonde, mean girl interchangeably. But wiki says; Characteristics of preps in the past include a particular subcultural speech, vocabulary, dress, mannerisms and etiquette, reflective of an upper-class upbringing. Both definitions hold up in my book.

So we’ll start with wiki’s. Icy (depending on whether or not we’re going with the season 8 retcon) is from an upper-class upbringing. Tbh she’s like Stella but a witch. Icy is Stella’s goth phase and that’s why Stella fears Icy because she knows that that’s what she could be. I feel like Icy also has the most preppy dress style of her sisters. Also pretty sure preps are known for being over-achieving perfectionists. Icy was actually pretty good with her academics.

As for the Regina Gorge type prep; Icy is totally your classic mean girl bully, but make it witchy. I really think that this speaks for itself. It sings for itself too in 4kids OST. One of the lyrics in the Mean Girls song is that they will steal your boyfriend and trash your makeup. If that doesn’t scream prep, Idk what does.

She reads them magazines. I don’t remember which one but I do remember her mentioning that there was a question posed in said magazine about ‘what would you do if you took over the world’ and apparently she wrote, ‘you’ll find out soon enough, loser’ and sent it in.

Loser, pixies, nerds, dweebs. Icy has a whole list of mean and petty insults to put in her burn book. Like bye girl.

Literally all of the Miss Magix contest. That is peak mean girl shit. The Trix literally went to a beauty pageant for the sole sake of making everyone look stupid and to trash on everyone’s fashion and makeup. On top of all of that she did that just because Lucy agreed to do their homework for ???? amount of time. Let’s be real, it was a life sentence.

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for! Nerd!

Literally every time she calls anyone a nerd or a loser I wheeze because, girl, check yourself! Prior to getting kicked out (for being a dumb jock), it is heavily implied that Icy, Darcy, and Stormy were at the top of their classes. Like these three were Griffin’s best students. And I am inclined to believe that Icy was thee top student. This woman was an overachiever whether she wants to admit it or not.

Icy is the plan person. She’s the one who keeps the Trix on task. Though Darcy exudes ‘group mom’ energy, Icy is usually the one to snap at them to stay focused. She’s the organized one and the one who seems to do most of the scheming. That takes some deep thinking and brain power. She knows how to summon monitors, banish trolls into oblivion, astral project into virtual reality using voodoo dolls, summon nightmare monsters, and summon an army of rot. Like how does she know all of this? Studying. I almost said that I have no proof except in the Winx comics (this one) she is seen venturing to the library to research dark magic and spells. 90% she has done some extensive research and reading into all of these things because I highly doubt that Cloud Tower teaches things like summoning the army of decay. That was all down time research because this nerd enjoys learning about dark magic. Ya know who else enjoys reading and learning? Nerds. I know, I’m a nerd who loves reading and learning. Just because she likes learning about ~cool~ thinks like dark armies, doesn’t mean it’s not a nerdy quest to know everything about the subject she knows.

Speaking of which (lol get it, witch), Icy also knows about history. She was the one who told Bloom all about what happened to Sparks and all about the coven. Why? Because that knowledge is floating around in her brain and she chose to retain it. I have a feeling her knowledge of history goes beyond the coven and Sparks too because she also knew that the Ring Of Solaria had fragments of the dragon fire. She knows too much about this shit.

I think that her nerdiest moment though, had to be when she solved that riddle at Red Fountain to get the codex. Like you have to have brain power to solve a riddle with the added pressure of being surrounded by your foes on enemy territory. In general her nerdiness just bled through in that season because she was snatching those codexes left and right.

Also lets get into the fact that she (especially in the comics) has a tendency to humiliate herself, whoops. She managed to get her own (and Darcy & Stormy’s) memories erased, she got them trapped in an avalanche (and then dated a fellow nerd for two seconds and pretended like she didn’t hate it), and she is constantly pulling ‘we’ll be back’ speeches every time she gets defeated. Like seriously this is the evil equivalent of ‘lol I meant to do that’ or ‘haha, that didn’t happen, you didn’t see anything.’ And then she will make her next attempt as if she had never gotten defeated at all. Because losing is for losers and Icy ‘totally isn’t’ a loser.

And honestly what’s more nerdy then prattling off your entire evil plan? Like this is her trying to flex her intelligence.

Let’s not forget how she had her nerdy fangirl moment. She simped for Darko for like two or three whole comics. Like full on simping over here. If she could have bought a T-shirt with Darko’s face on it, she would have. Bonus, he was her childhood crush.

And finally, I am also very inclined to believe that Icy is the fake it until you make is sort. With her it’s all about presentation. The only thing that saves her from being an obvious nerd is confidence. I touched on this with the whole ‘you didn’t see anything’ bit. But legit, pretty much everything she does would be kinda nerdy if she didn’t make it look good.

Please feel free to add if you think that you have more examples of Icy being a nerd.

#Winx #Winx Club #Winx Icy #Shitpost #Winx Trix #The Trix #Winx Darcy #Winx Stormy

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incorrectstarcoquotes · 4 years ago

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Incorrect Recap - S2

Alright @seddm, Round 2 it is! My first round and his first round. Let’s get it on!

My New Wand - Star learns wandless magic in order to prevent starco from being canon early because why would we want that? It’s just the only thing everyone wants.

Ludo In The Wild - A nature documentary is the best way to show what Ludo has been up to.

Mr. Candle Cares - Tom does something wrong again and everyone still spends four years trying to convince me that he didn’t, and even if he did, it’s okay.

Red Belt - A Marco-centric story is the best way to catch up on some character development. Also, the Diaz’s are afraid of the store?

Star On Wheels - A car chase through a southern California freeway is the best way to show Star and Marco’s trust deepening.

Fetch - A dog from another dimension tries to fry its own brain to catch a break. I’m sorry, what?

Star Vs Echo Creek - Star runs away from accepting responsibility from a crime she committed and Marco spends all day and all night trying to look for her (but we don’t see that part).

Wand To Wand - Wand to wand, man to man, hand to hand. Both Star and Ludo learn to use their half of the wand.

Starstruck - Star learns the same lesson we all do, never meet your heroes.

Camping Trip - River travels dimensions through sheer force of will to be a third wheel to Star and Marco’s camping trip.

Starsitting - Babysitting is the best way to show how Star and Marco’s dynamic would be married with children.

On The Job - Buff Frog does as any good single dad would do and goes out to try to bring home the bacon...er, corn.

Goblin Dogs - The show beats down the Marco money joke until we’re introduced to a character I slowly start to hate.

By The Book - Glossaryck uses his omniscience to fuck with Star, and we learn that Ludo does know Marco’s name.

Game of Flags - Star makes her own team of two with Marco at a family reunion as they a play a game that everyone is a little too into. It’s like playing football at Thanksgiving in Texas. Even the people who don’t like football are suddenly experts.

Girls’ Day Out - Star and Janna totally become friends as Marco gets a reminder of that Jackie body. I mean, DAMN.

Sleepover - A magic box voiced by Goku forces the characters to develop.

Gift of the Card - Star and Marco act more like a canon couple than most canon couples and my favorite character name is introduced.

Friendenemies - Tom and Marco actually bond over boy bands and karate movies. I’d actually buy into this if Tom fans hadn’t been talking shit to me this whole time.

Is Mystery - Buff Frog goes up the ranks of everyone’s favorite character list by furthering the main plot.

Hungry Larry - An interdimensional terror is the best way to teach Rafael that adult fear is legitimate fear.

Spider with a Top Hat - My eight year old niece turns to me and asks, “Are we still watching Star vs?” because neither one of use could believe the crap we were looking at.

Into the Wand - We learn that Toffee is corrupting the wand and the magic but Star doesn’t figure it out until much later.

Pizza Thing - Pony Head makes everything worse for Marco because she’s Pony Head. It’s kind of her thing.

Page Turner - Star proves that she’s a Gen Z-er by believing that ancient dark voodoo whatever isn’t a big deal.

Naysaya - Tom does something wrong again and again everyone tries to tell me that he didn’t, and even if he did, it’s okay.

Bonbon The Birthday Clown - Star vs pulls a hard Toradora by having Star realize that more Jarco time does mean less Starco time. Ludo steals the book and changes the game for the characters and the plot.

Raid the Cave - Star and Marco pull a Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Star’s parents do what all leaders do and try to downplay the severity of the crisis.

Trickstar - "Weird” Al Yankovic sucks the joy out of people which is the opposite of what he does IRL.

Baby - A cute little cat thing gives Star a reality check.

Running with Scissors - A crazy episode about Marco getting his own dimensional scissors has so many terrible ramifications through the fandom. Like my God I fucking hate all you dumb motherfuckers “He’s 30. He’s 30.” THINK FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS YOU PIECES OF SHIT. DID NO ONE THINK WHILE MAKING OR WATCHING THIS EPISODE? AARKDAKL;SDF

I’m sorry. I lost my head for a while there.

Mathmagic - Star almost destroys the multiverse because she’s not good at math.

The Bounce Lounge - Star tries to save her favorite hangout and...that’s really it.

Crystal Clear - There are few things worse than watching a dumbass try to be smart, as Star learns.

The Hard Way - Ludo learns a spell. One spell. Singular. Toffee shows himself again.

Heinous - Marco’s parents will believe anything.

All Belts Are Off - Marco tries to get the approval of someone who really isn’t worth it, and turns out, Star really is a bug.

Collateral Damage - Star learns how crazy the people of Echo Creek actually are and Marco becomes an odd number because he literally can’t even in this episode.

Just Friends - The show pulls a Toradora for the second time but far worse.

Face the Music - Patrick Stump figures out what took everyone else two seasons to learn that STAR BUTTERFLY IS IN LOVE WITH HER BEST FRIEND...and his name is Marco Diaz. Star’s parents face political blowback because they’re just the worst.

Starcrushed - All of my worst hopes and fears come true until that last minute.

#star vs the forces of evil #svtfoe #starco

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thenakedgingerwrites · 4 years ago

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The Love Potion

I had accepted that I was gay around freshman year of high school but had never come out. Now a Junior in college, the only sexual experience I had with a man was letting a guy blow me drunkenly at a random house party. Luckily none of our friends overlapped and a word of the encounter was never uttered. However, it made me crave a man that much more. All that to say, I was a convincing straight guy. Most of my friends were guys, and my closest friends were all guys from my high school football team. Most of them stayed in town to go to the local university like myself, so we stayed close. There were pros and cons to that but the major con was losing the ability to experiment and find my true sexuality without the fear of being rejected by my previous 'life.' My risk aversion was subsiding though. Partly due to the blowjob I got a couple months ago, but mainly due to Ben.

After dorms, a few of my friends got a house together near campus. It was a 5 bedroom house and worked perfectly for us. That is until one of our buddies, for a few personal reasons, dropped out and moved back home with his parents. Luckily we were able to find a couple dudes via craigslist that needed a room for the rest of the year, Ben being one of them. There was another guy that was actually the better candidate between the two, but I had pushed that we give the room to Ben. My friends didn't put up too much of a fuss or pry as to why I think he was the right choice, which I'm grateful for. I don't know how they would have taken my rationale being he was incredibly hot. When I first met Ben that day he was wearing khaki shorts that hugged his thighs and huge bubble butt and a varsity T that molded around his rounded, muscular body. Ben was short, maybe 5'8" or so. Definitely the stocky-muscle type of guy, but had maybe been drinking a little more than he should and going to the gym less. What it created was a slightly curvy but still very attractive body, from what I could tell. His face was his best quality though. Everything about him was puppy dog. He had doughy eyes, pouty lips, and an adorable button nose. Short crew cut and the hint of a shoulder tattoo later, I was lusting for him hard. After he moved in, my fantasies didn't exactly come to fruition as I had imagined. The "bump into him after a shower and his towel falls" scenario didn't happen, and he unfortunately wasn't a guy that liked to get naked for the humor factor as some of my other friends were. He did drink a lot which was maybe a gateway opportunity, but our friend circles were different. I tried to make connections but due to my hidden motives, I would always second guess myself or get too nervous. He was becoming more and more a roommate, and less and less a sex toy. And then one day, during lunch with another one of our roommates, he shared that he was super superstitious. He believed in a natural medicines too. His mom was apparently Wiccan, and although he didn't latch on to the religious side of his mother's beliefs he did believe in 'herbal magic' as he called it. We made fun of him a bit and the three of us laughed it off. The cogs had begun to wirr in my mind though. I could use this, but how? A week of googling and research led me to the idea of a love potion. There were a few different recipes or 'spells' or whatever online, and the lust was clouding my judgement as to whether this was a sound idea or not. There was a moment of doubt during the week but after Ben came in from a run, sweaty and shirtless, his round pecs and keg-abs in perfect view, I was able to wave away any hesitation. It took another week for Ben and I to be the only guys in the house for the evening, and it was now or never. I knocked on his door. There was some rustling, but opened it shortly after. He was already in 'pajamas' which consisted of loose basketball shorts and a tight t-shirt with the words "All American" written on them. "Hey, Matt. What's up?" He asked, leaning on his door frame. I was nervous, but needed to be the perfect actor tonight. "I have a.. er.. well a really random question. And it's kind of stupid." He chuckled a bit. "Okay, shoot." "You mentioned your mom the other week, and it got me curious." "Oh god," he started, rolling his eyes, "I promise I'm not a crazy person." I quickly stopped him. "No, no! That's not what I meant. See, there's this girl in my finance course that I've been crushing on hard. We've talked a few times but I don't know if she's interested. I did some googling and it looks like there's this... Wiccan love potion.." Ben's eyebrows raised, he was curious and amused. "Go on..." I felt like he was just looking for the opportunity to call me the crazy one and laugh this all off, but I continued. "Well, I'm desperate and thought I'd give it a try but could use your help. I know it's stupid, but what's a little science experiment anyway?" I laughed it off, trying to pretend I didn't really believe it would work. Which I didn't, for the record. "Well I wholly believe in that stuff, man. Herbs can be a powerful thing. They can release all sorts of chemicals in your mind to mimic emotions like love, fear, happiness, yadda yadda. Did you get a recipe for it?" I mocked a bit, "Wait, you don't have a family secret there?" We both laughed. "I do actually, and I think I have all I need but wanted you to sanity check it. See if it seems bogus." He agreed, and we went up to my room. I closed the door behind us, while unnecessary it seemed more intimate for me and try my plan. So far it was working, but the real test was yet to come. I shared the ingredients and steps I found online, and he agreed with what it was saying. Rosemary brings out this feeling, and this herb reduces inhibitions, and blah blah crazy person talk. It could have actually been a turn off, but even if I didn't believe an ounce of what was coming out of Ben's mouth he sure did know a lot about this voodoo science. And that was impressive on it's own. We worked the next 20 minutes or so creating this 'love potion.' There were a few electric moments for me like when he would help me grind an herb down and our hands would touch, or he would read out the next step and layer in his own 'professional' opinion. At one point, when he was sitting on the ground with his knees up, his shorts slid up his thigh so much that I wondered if he was even wearing underwear. The thoughts were setting me ablaze inside. When it was finally done, he explained the last steps. "So, you basically just need to add a piece of your hair to some of this, and then somehow get her to drink it." "And then what?" "I guess just wait? I'm not really sure how this concoction will work, it could affect anyone differently." Now to setup my plan. "Now I just need to find a clever way to get her to drink some random, greenish liquid. And it won't even work anyway." "Don't question the juice man, this stuff has enough herbs to turn her on to a cactus." He seemed so serious. "I just wish there was a way to test it. Well, you believe it will work so strongly how about you drink a swig. If you try and kiss me after then I'll know it's legit." Ben just laughed. "If only you could be so lucky!" I pushed it, "No really. You can prove to me that it's real. The effect is only supposed to be temporary right?" Ben got a tad more serious. "Matt, I know it will work. You're the one doubting my skills man." "Okay, you're right. I don't think this can work. I hoped it would, but this shit would be in stores everywhere if it really did." I started to ham up my disappointment. "I don't think the FDA would let it get to there. Plus most people are huge skeptics like you, so no one would buy into it." I looked into his eyes to hold a stare for a beat. "You really do believe in this stuff don't you?" "I do. Well, not all of the Wiccan stuff, but herbs and spices are just science. No need to believe anything." I got some confidence up, acting of course, and wagered with him. "Okay fine, I'll test it out." "With who?" Ben asked, admittedly he actually looked confused. Adorable. "You." He furrowed his eyebrows. "That's not funny, Matt." "No, really. No offense, I don't think I'm going to suck your face after taking a swig of this but I'm willing to take that chance." He chuckled, "that's a risky bet." "I don't think we're eye-to-eye on the odds here Ben." I chuckled back to him. He sighed. "Okay, well don't blame me when you think I'm a total hottie." "Don't worry," I sarcastically retorted, "I won't." Ben took a tiny scoop of the liquid into a measuring cup and plucked out a hair from his head. "You want me to drink your hair?!" I feigned minor disgust. "It need's some DNA. I could put some earwax in there if you'd prefer." I stuck my tongue out and agreed that the hair would suffice. "On second thought..." Ben put the cup down and stood up. He reached into his shorts, to my excitement but composed an expression of confusion, and winced a bit. Removing his hand from his crotch region, he held onto a single pube. He grinned. "Seriously dude, fuck you! I'm not eating your pube. Now I know this is a crock of shit." I didn't know how far to push my aversion but was still afraid of being outed by not having a big enough reaction. "This potion is rooted in sexual urges, and so a hair more closely rooted to sexual connotations should be more potent. You're not scared now are you?" Ben teased. "Scared of choking to death on one of your smelly pubes? Yeah." He held the hair up to his nose and took an exaggerated inhale. "It's not smelly." "Ugh." I rolled my eyes and pretended to dry heave. "You better not tell a soul about this." He mimed his other hand zipping his lips. I sighed, "fine give me your damn pube water potion." "Let me remind you this was your idea." "yeah, yeah yeah..." He added the tiny dark blonde hair into the cup and swirled it around a bit then handed it to me. "Bon appetite," he cheerfully said as he handed me the cup. I took it down in one quick gulp and followed with a few swigs of water we had nearby. It tasted like old rainwater some leaves have been decaying in. "Did it taste romantic?" Ben asked. "It tasted like dead raccoon, but that probably just your pube." We both laughed at the situation. The next minute we sat silently waiting for something to happen. I asked when I would feel this magical urge to kiss him and he shrugged. Works different on every person he said again. "Well, I don't think I find you super sexy. Sorry to ruin your night Ben." "Oh shut up, it's only been a minute. Let's play a game. Simon says." "Seriously?" he lost me. "One of the effects of the potion is that you should be willing to be persuaded by me much easier. What's one thing you would never do, even if I asked you to?" "Ben, I'm not sucking your dick. Sorry bud." Again we both laughed. He continued. "I'm not thinking anything that extreme, but good to know. Me either. Try this, stand up." I got up while acting like I was being pulled up by some ghost. "Oh my god Ben, you're a voodoo god!" "I really am," he said, amused. "Now spin around." I did as was told, still hamming it up. "Jump. Touch your toes. Blink your eyes. Pinch yourself." He had me do routine, mundane tasks for a couple minutes. I stopped pretending a ghost was manipulating me at some point and just did as I was told, kind of forgetting what was going on. Then finally he told me to take off my pants. It snapped me back to consciousness. I pushed back against the command accusing him of just wanting to see my dick and called him a perv. He said, "no, no. Just your sweatpants, you goof." Somehow this made it much more palatable and the pants dropped immediately. I stood there in my t-shirt and boxer briefs staring at Ben for my next move. He stood up, walked over to my bed and plopped down face first. He told me to give him a back massage. I no longer really knew what was me and what was the potion, but I honestly didn't care. I got up on the bed and straddled him. After a few minutes of massaging his back he told me to take off his shirt. I did, then continued the massage. His skin was so smooth and soft under my hands. My own butt resting on his was starting to pool blood to my crotch. "Massage my ass" and I did. I shifted down lower and began to knead his huge bubble butt through his shorts. A minute of this and he told me to strip him completely. He helped a little by arching his back, but the shorts quickly peeled down off his legs revealing his succulent globes just asking for my hands. The massage continued and I enjoyed every second of it. His ass was so warm to my cool hands. It was lightly dusted in dark blond hair but not really hairy like some of the guys I'd see in the locker room. It was definitely the biggest though. As I kneaded his butt, I would get more daring with my movements. I would get closer to his crack but the move away. Timid. I began to turn my kneading movements into spreading ones, exposing his hole a little more each time. My thumbs would rub inward towards his hole when I spread his cheeks. It started subtle, I think, but at some point became very deliberately sexual. I had almost touched his little dark rosebud when he said, "Yep, you're gay for me right now." Startled, I jumped off him and stammered my protest. He rolled his head over and laughed. "It's okay dude, it's the potion. I won't tell anyone." I reiterated, "I"m not gay for you dude. I was just giving you a massage, that's not gay." He looked down, "Your boner begs to differ." I followed his eyes and saw my cock stretching against the elastic of my boxer briefs, slightly peeking above the band. I covered up my shame. "I"m not gay" I said again. "I know, Matt. But for the sake of our deal, I've gotta do this." I was about to ask “do what?” but he beat me to it. He turned over to reveal his semi-hard cock and balls, nestled in a light patch of dark blonde hair. "Suck my dick." I instantly remembered that when I drank the potion this is exactly what I said I wouldn't do. However at this point Ben seemed confident that the potion was in complete control and I could finally live out my fantasy without any repercussion. I didn't hesitate. I got back on the bed and shoved my face into his crotch. I hadn't sucked a cock before, and honestly hadn't even been this close to another dick in my life. Ben wasn't fully hard yet, but I could already tell he was bigger than me. Probably only about 6 or 7 inches long like me but much thicker. His balls were larger too. I wondered how I would fit it in my mouth if it kept growing but accepted the challenge. I used one hand to guide his member into my mouth. I only took a couple inches in to wet it with saliva. He tasted so good. Slightly salty but a pretty neutral flavor overall. For some reason I had imagined a cock would taste just like what cum smelled like. I was happy to see it was far less extreme. As I whetted him fully and began to pump him while I swirled my tongue around his head, Ben began to get audible. He started with just some sighs and moans, but quickly began to give me specific directions. "Jack me harder, lick my shaft, suck my balls, swirl your tongue, deep throat me." His hands began to guide my head as well. I gladly took the direction. He had gotten fully erect by now. I came up for air to admire his cock. I was right about it's size. It may even be a bit shorter than mine, but boy was it thick. Although it realistically couldn't have been as thick as a soda can, it looked like it without a direct comparison. "Don't stop Matt!" Ben looked down at me during my break and quickly got me back on task. I sucked and pumped him but I wanted a little more. I took a creative liberty and started to trail my mouth downward. I had seen in hundreds of porn clips guys eating out another guy's ass. I'd never had it done to me to validate if it felt as good as porn made it seem, but wanted to test it out on Ben. I don't think the thought would have crossed his mind, but once I began sucking on his taint and still moved south he got the hint and silently complied. Ben arched back and raised his legs and ass up into the air. I kept one hand firmly around his cock and jacked him off as my tongue made it's fast approach to Ben's virgin asshole. The taste was unique. He had clearly showered some point in the evening, but still I thought it would taste a little like, well, shit. I was delighted to discover it didn't. It almost tasted like a sweet cologne. There was a musky quality but also a sweet aroma. I mimicked all the actions I'd seen in porn. I licked his hole, spat on it, sucked on it. Ben seemed to like just the simple lick the most, and so I focused on that. It didn't take long into this new experience for him to reach climax. His breathing began to speed up and he breathed/growled, "I'm gonna cum." I had a conflict of interest. I had never seen another guy cum in real life, and wanted to watch him erupt all over himself for my viewing pleasure. I also had never tasted another man's cum before, and the thought of taking his explosion into my mouth was incredibly hot too. It was a split second decision, but I threw his hips back down to the bed and wrapped my lips around his cock. Ben tried to push my head off him and breathed a "no, you don't have.." but I swatted him away and brought him to the point of orgasm. He went past the moan decibel and actually yelled in pleasure as he erupted into the back of my throat. The warm, sticky liquid shot ribbon after ribbon against the back of my mouth. I attempted to swallow between bursts but turns out swallowing when there's a cock in your mouth is hard or at least it was for me, so some of his seed dripped out of my mouth and down his shaft. I milked every ounce out of him, and even squeezed his cock like a toothpaste tube to get the last few drops. Ben's intensely tense, and sweaty body turned to putty after a few shudders. I sucked on his cock for another minute or so as it waned in my mouth. Finally accepting that my fun was done for the night, I let it pop out of my mouth. Ben arched up on his elbows. "You have a nice dick." I said, smiling. He chuckled, "that's the potion talking, but thanks." The potion. I had forgotten. Ben read the look but mistook it for more of a panic. He leaned up and grabbed his shorts from the floor, quickly slipping them on. Grabbing his shirt he said, "I should go take a shower. I'm really sorry about this." I tried to stop him but he was out my door and down the stairs in a blink. I just laid there on my bed staring up at the ceiling. My first time sucking a cock was amazing, and of all people it was with Ben: my ultimate fantasy man. I heard the water turn on from the shower the floor below, and took the opportunity to finally pleasure myself. I imagined Ben in the shower and replayed the last hour in my head. I came with more force and volume than I had, maybe ever. I cleaned myself and my room up, and waited to walk down and approach Ben. I finally got the courage a couple hours later but when I approached his room I could tell the lights were off and turned back. I'm not sure if I'd ever get that chance again with Ben. One thing for sure though, I was 100% addicted to dick and needed more. I had lived 21 years without it and had all that time to make up for. How I was going to get it, would be another adventure.

#magic #mind control #cmnm #aware

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primatechnosynthpop · 4 years ago

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Somehow a very simple drawing idea spiraled into me Thinking About Things.... I didn't end up doing any additional drawings for the concepts I wound up considering (aside from some notebook doodles that didn't turn out good enough to post) but I'm putting some ramblings under the cut (ID in alt text)

So, suppose Neil does encounter Yotsuba Koiwai in the field instead of the bad luck demon. How'd she end up in Massachusetts? Don't think too hard about it, but let's assume that she got lost somehow and is wandering around all by herself. Hey, actually, maybe this is from before her dad adopted her... or in an au where he never met her? Hmm, much to think about right off the bat. Anyway...

Neil decides that she's a good luck charm because of her hair and he cheerfully shows her off to Ryan and Kevin. They decide to take her home with them (because they're a bunch of bozos who don't consider the ramifications of something like that)

Yotsuba is kind of confused by these guys and their whole deal ("New kids? Ahaha, but you're grown-ups!") But they make a good impression on her because she's never met grown-ups who hang out in fields picking clovers and flying kites before. It's weird but it's also fun, y'know?

You know how the second scene from the lost episode was supposed to be them building a house of cards? I think they're still doing that while Yotsuba is sitting on the floor next to them stacking blocks. Eventually she says she's hungry; cue the "oh geez what do kids like??" discussion

She says she likes milk so they give her some "milk chocolate" to tide her over while Ryan cooks her something

K: Ryan's a good cook, y'know. He makes a deadly batch of cookies, literally.

N: Geez, don't put it like that, you're gonna make her think we're trying to poison her or something! [Aside] You're not putting any poison in there, are you, Ryan?

R: What was that? Put poison in this?

N&K: NO DON'T!!

It's fine, he makes a normal plate of curry or something and Yotsuba loves it enough that she decides to keep hanging out with them

We already know Kevin is good with children because his introduction as a character is him entertaining a kid and he canonically ends up with grandkids as an old man. He takes Yotsuba to the park and they play catch with a football

However, the football accidentally hits her in the face and she becomes distrustful of him from that point, much to his chagrin

Now clearly nkotr doesn't take place in the same universe/timeline/whatever as the video "MarcoBat16 Visits Neil Cicierega" but I'm going to borrow a bit of lore from that video and say that Neil is protective of his puppets and doesn't want other people touching them. This causes a bit of tension at first but the issue dissolves once Neil and Ryan bring out some other puppets and toy-type things that they don't mind if Yotsuba borrows

On that note I think Yotsuba is just young enough not to register anything about Ryan as creepy or weird. Like you know those stories about little kids who love scary monster animatronics or whatever because they haven't been taught that those things are scary yet? It's like that. Ryan is like "and here's my weird mannequin head and my voodoo doll!" and Yotsuba is like "wow awesome!! :D"

I also think that she braids his hair and puts lots of bows in it and stuff. She's never met a guy with long hair before so this is an exciting new opportunity for her

Neil tries to teach her to play video games and it doesn't work at all, she's still too little to really get how the games work and just hammers madly on the buttons. He somehow takes this as another sign that she's a good luck charm, because ever since he started playing against her he always wins!

Kevin makes several attempts to win back Yotsuba's good graces, including introducing her to Rocky because kids generally like dogs. This backfires because Rocky jumps up and barks too loud, which startles Yotsuba. She warms up to the dog quickly enough, though

What finally does succeed in getting Yotsuba to trust and like Kevin again is him agreeing to lend her some money so she can buy candy after both Neil and Ryan told her no

Assuming that the premise here is just that Yotsuba got extremely lost while visiting overseas, this would be about when her dad finally finds her and takes her home. HOWEVER, assuming that this is a timeline where Mr. Koiwai never adopted her....

After she hangs out with them for... let's say a couple of weeks? The new kids decide she should "start pulling her weight" and get her to help them out with filming their next webisode. She has lots of fun with the camera, but they don't really teach her how to use it (they assume she already knows even though there's no reason why she should know something like that) so all the shots are really unfocused with lots of shaky cam and poor framing, etc.

But it's too late to re-record so they submit it to the studio as like an avante-garde found footage piece and the studio actually approves

After a quick "background check" to make sure she's not going to turn out like Spencer (she passes this test with flying colours because she doesn't even understand the concept of liking things ironically, or know what Myspace is or what onion rings are) they officially welcome Yotsuba onto the team :3 Her theme colour is green, of course

#....ehh i don't think this warrants going in any tags. this one's just for my usual audience #i don't even know if any of my nkotr mutuals have read 'yotsuba&!'.... if not then you should it's a really cute series #also i know i drew one of neil's hands wrong. i haven't had much drawing energy lately and was too lazy to fix it #just don't worry about it #my art

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moroslavklose · 4 years ago

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3 and 12 for the ask game stinklord

how about I just fucking kill you instead, andrew?

3. What’s a controversial opinion about football that you hold?

controversial... hm, probably that bundesliga clubs are mostly responsible for why the league isn't competitive and not bayern at all. every domestic league has teams that take players from each other, Bayern is no different. its the major mismanagement and terrible handling of finances from bundesliga clubs that make them shitty or straight up collapse, making the league less competitive as a result. honestly after looking at Schalke this season I don't even think it's controversial anymore. Schalke used to be 2nd in the league and now they're one of the worst Bundesliga teams I've ever seen, and bayern didn't do shit to make them like that lmao. Maybe even the worst, HSV didn't even look that bad when they got thrashed by us. their kind of decline has been seen before too. if Bundesliga teams actually had competent management the league might feel less one sided- tho that brings up a lot of qs about 50+1. anyway yeah lmao idk that I guess

12. Your personal “best moment in football history”?

7-1, without a doubt. to be more specific, miro's goal- that was some proper voodoo shit. His 71st international goal, in a game that ended 7-1, beating the all time world cup goal scoring record in the home country of the former record keeper. not to mention the general atmosphere of that day. i mean what the fuck was that about. fucking iconic

i hate you take this ask back

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kevintor · 4 years ago

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I Watch a Movie I Should Have Seen: Teen Witch

I had not heard of this movie until friends suggested it for my list of movies to watch. They especially pointed out the amazing rap moment and that’s really all I knew that I could not infer from the title.

This movie doesn’t waste time getting to the saxophone-heavy music. This is how it should be. I can’t tell you how many movies I watch that make me wait for the sax solo. And sometimes it doesn’t even come! Looking at you, The Godfather.

We’ve all had that dream where a mystery hunk in a dress shirt with rolled up, short sleeves and Cavariccis slinks towards you in the dark. Why do we have to wake up???

No matter how good you look and feel, never stand on a ledge in heels. Maybe block heels but not the ones she has on.

Louise’s little brother eats sheet cake under her bed and reads her diary, actually ripping pages out. He’s clearly a psychopath that deserves whatever magic comes his way.

Her dad is not creepy. He’s just someone who likes his daughter to wear his favorite color.

Hot guy from the dream (Brad) rocks a 5.0 Mustang and is dating the popular girl (Randa) living right across the street from Louise. Why do the important people in these movies always live so close to each other? I bet Brad went 300 feet before he had to honk that horn (not a euphemism) for Randa.

Louise’s best friend (Polly) is excessively frumpy. She has on so many layers, I don’t know how the bike could support the weight. She’s dressed like she’s arriving at Ellis Island from the old country.

Louise and Polly wear disrespectfully large trench coats most of the time. The kind I would only wear if I was trying to cut weight for a fight. I know Louise will eventually be made over into a hottie but she doesn’t really need to start in a cocoon. In She’s All That, they simply used glasses.

There’s a trio of rappers that serenade the school. I will call them The Leastie Boys.

Louise has skipped grades because she’s so smart. I get it now. If I was a younger kid amongst seniors, I’d want to hide myself under as much wool and tweed as possible.

There’s a particularly horrific scene where the diary page that her brother ripped out is accidentally handed in with her homework and the teacher reads the whole thing to the class. Between the brother, the dad, and this awful teacher, I’m not going to be surprised if there’s a clown in the sewers.

The girls’ gym uniform is.a purple leotard and that’s it. No shorts. No trench coat.

The popular girls spontaneously break into a song called “I Like Boys.” Is this a musical? She’s introducing them all to this song and they are choreographing it on the spot beautifully. I guess if you feel confident enough in that leotard, you can do anything.

It appears that the leotards are stuck to their bodies. They don’t ever take them off. They have clearly showered because they are drying their hair while still in the gym leotards.

Brad works out shirtless on the football field. He throws a football twice at a tire and never misses. They cut from the throw to the same shot of the ball traveling through the tire. “There’s no time to throw two balls through a tire! Use the same clip! We have six more hours of leotard footage to shoot!”

Quick question: If you were doing an audition for a play and your scene was a kissing one with the girl whose diary about being into you was read out loud in front of you, would you have any awkwardness in the audition? Brad doesn’t. Nothing weird about this. Does he have the memory of a goldfish?

Brad, too aroused by teenage hanky panky, almost runs over Louise on her bike. He stops the car and tries to help her by offering a ride home. Is Brad a misunderstood jock hunk? Randa makes him leave but he was really concerned. What a sweet goldfish man.

With a broken bike and no cell phones, Louise is forced to seek the help of the nearby fortune teller. The fortune teller (Madame Serena) doesn’t let her use the phone and basically robs her of the last cash she has on her.

Madame Serena notices something odd during her palm reading and asks her name again. When Louise says “Miller,” Madame Serena realizes she is a witch with powers that will come to fruition on her 16th birthday. We later learn that Madame Serena and Louise go back 100s of years with witch souls (or whatever). If you had a spiritual connection with someone named “Miller,” I think you wouldn’t miss it the first time. Maybe she should look into getting a third ear instead of a third eye.

We learn that Goldfish Brad can Fonzie a Coke out of a machine. The impressive part about this is that Cokes were only 60 cents. I want to go to there.

Louise turns 16 while her brother dry humps the table in excitement for birthday cake. Feel free to watch it. There’s other way to describe it.

Randa asks Louise if she’d like to go on a date with her cousin from out of town. This is definitely going to work out.

The cousin is an insane nerd who is acting as if he only has one night to live. He asks her if she wants to smoke weed at one point. Then once he’s all drugged up, he tries to get some loving in the car on the way home. It’s cringe-y. Thankfully Louise is gaining powers and makes him literally disappear.

Louise turns her brother into a dog. As if I didn’t hate him enough already, now he’s a talking animal. (See Hocus Pocus)

Madame Serena gives Louise a book of spells. She uses a spell to make the popular girls tell each other the truth. It starts off with calm “you’re not a good singer” insults but gets real, super fast. One points out the other’s “alkie mother.”

Louise wants to make Brad love her and it appears that the secret to casting a good spell is cayenne pepper or maybe paprika.

Brad comes over Louise’s house to work on his English paper. Louise apparently removes the hundreds of chairs from her room so they’d have to sit on the bed. How many chairs does a teenage girl typically have in her room? It’s certainly enough for each family member to barge in and immediately notice them all missing.

Louise thinks better of forcing Brad to like her and gets all the chairs out of her closet. She’s a good person deep down.

The awful teacher is back and this time, goes through Louise’s bag and shows her birth control pills to the class. How does this teacher, even in the 80s, have a job?

Louise rightfully gets revenge. She makes a voodoo doll of the teacher and makes him undress in front of the class. The principal catches him right as Louise pulls the dolls underwear down. Somehow he still has a job. Tenure is amazing.

We finally get to the Rap Off I’ve been hearing so much about. Leader of the Leasties and Polly battle it out for one verse each. Honestly, this could have gone on longer. I know there was magic behind it but Polly’s verse was fire.

Brad tells Louise that someone like him has to go out with the most popular girl in school no matter how terrible she is. Social expectations are the worst. Instead of convincing Brad that he doesn’t have to be with Randa, it would be easier to cast a spell to make yourself popular. Maybe even insanely popular.

The chunky knit sweater budget was out of control for this movie

We have a montage showing us the extent of her popularity. She gets applause when she arrives places. People follow her around. The Leastie Boys rap for her. And her wardrobe consists of so much more denim.

Brad takes her to a lookout point that they have to climb up to and she’s unfortunately too popular for sensible footwear. It’s hard to climb up a sunflower hill in heels. But you do what you have to do to wear the crown!

In this abandoned house, they take off some of their six layers of clothing. Then they make out in the dirty house like only the most popular kids in school could.

Everyone starts dressing and wearing their hair like Louise. Polly gets left out of everything. I don’t know if scenes were cut out (What could possibly be considered “not good enough” for this film?) but we never have the scene where the newly popular girl treats her best friend like garbage and has to apologize. I know Polly misses her but I bet she could just ask Louise to hang out. Anyway, Louise tries to talk to Polly and Polly makes her feel bad.

Because she is so popular, Louise has to sneak out the back of her house to avoid her adoring classmates. Brad picks her up on a side street and takes her for a drive. They go out on the river to talk as teenagers do. He asks her to the dance. She turns him down because she thinks he’s been tricked him into liking her. She wants it real.

Louise wants to undo the popularity spell and she talks Madame Serena into coming to the dance with her to help her do it. No one questions bringing a tiny, old woman as your date to the dance. Not even the teachers.

She wishes the popularity away in the middle of the dance floor. People stop looking at her but Goldfish Brad still feels the pull for regular Louise. He walks slowly towards her. They touch fingertips and roll them up so the palms touch. This happens in a lot of romantic movies. I don’t get it. It’s a good way to train yourself to high five. You learn proper hand alignment. What you want the finish to be. But it’s not romantic. Either way, they kiss and all is good.

This is a fine, late 80s teen movie. It’s essentially a knock-off Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The brother, the nerd date, and the awful teacher were unnecessary. Now that I think about it, the nerd date never reappeared. In most movies you’d have him reappear somewhere embarrassing like under a manure truck that’s about to be dumped. In this movie, he vanishes into nothingness. It’s haunting.

Also, they show that water undoes her spells in the beginning and never return to that either. I was expecting the boat to tip over when she had that moment with Brad on the river. That never happened.

And, finally, she never made up with Polly. Where’s the learned-her-lesson reunion with the best friend, awkwardly hugging through all the layers?

Minus all these loose threads, I enjoyed it. I’d even watch it again if it was on.

#teen witch #80s movies #Movie Reviews #i watch a movie i should have seen #comedy #funny #blog #robyn lively #dick sargent #80s #denim #top that

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sammythankyou · 5 years ago

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Thanks for the tag @princeofdarkness00 Finally getting around to doing this!

1. Who were you named after? My great-grandfather Samuel

2. Last time you cried? Last Thursday

3. Do you like your handwriting? Yes, I suppose so

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Tofurky Peppered Slices (I don’t eat meat)

5. Longest relationship? More than 5 years

6. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes

7. Do you bungee jump? Are you kidding? I can barely get on a plane!

8. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Plain old corn flakes

9. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Always

10. Do you think you’re strong willed? Yes

11. Favorite Ice Cream? Coffee

12. What is the first thing you notice about a person? Eyes and teeth

13. Football or baseball? American football, but only the Denver Broncos

14. Favorite donut? Voodoo Doughnuts Diablos Rex

15. Last thing you ate? Veggie pizza last night

16. What are you listening to? Music? Or like ambient sound? Music has been all Rammstein or Missy Elliott lately. Ambient sound is my dogs barking.

17. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black

18. What is your favorite smell? Vanilla, lavender, rain, fresh cut grass

19. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom’s doctor

20. Married? Nope

21. Hair color? Blonde

22. Eye color? Bluish/greenish

23. Favorite food to eat? Potatoes in any form, veggie sushi, Pho

24. Scary movies or happy ending? Scary movies

25. Last movie you watched in a theater? The Rise of Skywalker

26. What color shirt are you wearing? Dark gray

27. Favorite holiday? Halloween

28. Beer or wine? Both

29. Night owl or morning person? Night owl

30. Favorite day of the week? Friday

31. Favorite animal? I love all animals but dogs & pigs especially

32. Do you have a pet? Two Pomeranians, Bear & Chester

33. Where would you like to travel? Europe, Australia, Costa Rica

I tag: @lovelylangdonx @uinen-ulmiel @rocketgirl2410 @sojournmichael @mantorokk @blakewaterxx @beingangel94 @nickisgirl @ahsx97 @hecohansen31 @leatherduncan @littlegirlsdontplaynice @langdxn @nuke-em-from-orbit @g-alatee

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forlornmelody · 5 years ago

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Kord Center Mall: Rose Takes Cassie for a Drive

Rating: E (smut with some plot, for flavor)

Fandom(s): DC Comics, (some mentions of Mass Effect characters but this is very crossover-lite.)

Ship: Rose Wilson/Cassie Sandsmark (mentions of JayRose)

Linkage: Ao3

Summary: Rose Wilson is Cassie Sandsmark's most obnoxious coworker. She can hardly stand sharing a desk with her, most days. But when Rose proposes a little after-hours experiment, Cassie can't help but accept.

Note: This is a cross over, mall-verse AU concocted by @scifi-ginger and myself. You’ve been warned.

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Rose sits on the counter, her feet resting on either side of Cass’s keyboard. “So, are you into girls at all?”

“What?” Cass glances at her briefly, and then glues her eyes to her computer screen, which just so happens to sit between Rose’s legs.

“I can’t get a read on you. You were a star pitcher, and no one in softball is straight...but as far as I know you haven’t fucked anyone since Conner took that football scholarship at USC.”

“Who I do and do not screw is none of your business, Rose.”

“That’s not a no.”

Cass takes a deep breath through her nose. “Why are you so interested in my sexuality all of a sudden?”

Rose quirks one of her eyebrows, leaning until her elbows rest on her knees. “Isn’t it obvious?” Her tank top dips low in a way that makes Cass roll her eyes.

“You hate me.”

“I don’t hate you. I just...find you really fucking annoying.” Rose sits back up. “But if you’re too scared to kiss a girl I get it.” She starts to climb off the desk.

“Wait.” Rose stops, eyeing her with a smile that looks a little too much like Cass’s cat when she’s caught a mouse underneath her paw. “Are we just talking about a kiss?”

Rose’s grin widens. “However much you want, blondie.” She kicks her heels, managing to not hit Cass in the process. “But if you want more you’ll have to ask.”

Cass brushes her out of the way of the screen and gestures to Rose’s empty chair--which her desk partner hasn’t used since lunch. “Where is this going to happen? And don’t say the showers. Cause I’m pretty sure Ash and her new client have already claimed that spot.”

“Damn. That was fast.”

“Jealous?”

“NO.”

“You still haven’t answered my question.”

Rose settles next to Cass, chewing one of her sticks of gum. “Dunno. Pretty sure someone will catch us in the corridor--” She eyes Cass once over. “--Unless you’re into that.”

Cass meets her eyes. “Absolutely not.”

“You’re no fun.” Rose takes one of Cass’s pens, clicking the spring repeatedly. “Maybe that new store front coming in?”

“And get thrown out for trespassing? No thanks.”

“Caass,” Rose whines.

“Do you want to kiss me or not?”

“Fine.” Rose pulls Cass’s keyboard away from her, tapping the f key repeatedly. Cass throws her hands up, settling for watching her think. “My car’s too small.” She groans, banging her head into the keys, only to snap her head back up. “Wait. I got it.”

“Where?”

“Meet me in the transit garage after your shift.” Rose stands, heading towards the exit.

“Where’re you going?”

Rose turns, winking at her. “Catch you later, blondie.”

“Hey! Your shift isn’t over for another hour!”

“Byyyyyee.”

Cass is going to kill her. First, she’s going to kiss her. Then she’s going to kill her.

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Cass waits at the elevator, watching commuters leave the train, hop into their cars and take off. The garage has nearly emptied by the time Rose taps her on the shoulder. She guides her to a Tesla sitting at the charging station. She opens the door for Cass, who then stares at her in disbelief.

“Hey. I can be nice. When I want to be.”

“When you want something,” Cass wryly, getting in the passenger side. “Where’re we going?”

Rose grins at her, pushing to start the engine. The radio starts blaring “Voodoo Child.” “You’ll see.” She takes off with a peel, and Cass finds herself gripping the handle next to her head. Panic bar indeed.

“You know...I never took you for a Hendrix fan.”

“I’m not. This is Joey’s car.”

“Seriously?”

“Did you want to go for a ride in my beater?” Cass rolls her eyes. “Didn’t think so.”

The drive takes them up one of the windiest roads Cass has ever seen. She isn’t one to get carsick, but she might have to make an exception.

“Do not throw up in my brother’s car,” Rose says sternly

“Then stop driving like my grandma.”

“Your grandma drives like this?”

“Why do you think they took her license away?”

The car pulls to a stop. “Well, we’re here.” Rose puts it into park, but she leaves the radio on.

Cass whistles. She can see at least three snowcapped mountains looming over the city’s skyline. The sun setting behind them casts a pink glow over everything it touches. “Dang. Where are we?” Even Rose’s silver hair turns gold this time of day.

“Highest point in town, blondie.” Rose puts the driver’s seat down. “Now put your seat down.”

“Wait. We’re making out in your car?”

“My brother’s car, yeah.” When Cass doesn’t move, Rose snorts. “Do you really want to get arrested?”

“Whatever.” Cass does as asked.

Rose watches her, fiddling with the fringe of her scarf. “Better. Now sit up.”

Cass complies, her heart hammering in her ears. God, she feels like she’s sixteen again. Rose leans over, tugging one of the shoestrings on Cass’s hoodie. Swallowing, she dares to brush her fingers down Rose’s cheek, reveling in the feeling of her. Goosebumps bristle across their skin despite the warmth of Joey’s car in the sun. Taking a breath, Rose closes in, and they both close their eyes.

“If you’re going to kiss me, you better start using my actual name.” Cass sits back, grinning at Rose’s groan.

Rose wets the bottom of her lip. “Alright then.” She whispers her name as she tilts her head. “Cassandra.”

Cass finds Rose’s lips surprisingly soft. Rose presses in before seemingly remembering herself. She pulls back, pushing some of her hair behind her ear. Her eyes search Cass’s shyly. This is a side of her coworker she’s never seen before. “Well?”

“Well what?”

Rose licks her lips again, swallowing. “Did you want to head back or…?”

Cass blinks. “Now? We just got here.”

The younger Wilson dares to smile. “Yeah.” She turns up the stereo. “But if you want more than a kiss, you’re going to have to ask me.” And just like that Rose’s mask is back on. Cassie resolves to remove that mask by any means necessary--the thought sends a thrill down her spine. Holy crap, is she--are they really doing this?

“Okay.” Cass says, and then whatever witty thing she had planned on saying falls right off her tongue as Rose lounges back on her seat, letting the hem or tank top ride up. In all her years of being an athlete, Cass has seen plenty of cut abs, but never as she seen them displayed quite like this. “You look really nice.” She whispers almost reverently.

Rose blinks at her, then smirks. “That...wasn’t a question.”

Crap. Cass swallows. “Y’know...you’re making it really hard for me to think straight.”

“Uh, Cass. I’m pretty sure you’re not straight.”

“Har. Har.” Cass takes her hand, running her thumb across Rose’s fingers. She squeezes her hand, willing the words out. Here we go. “Wanna make out with me?” Really, she wants to ask for more, but all of this is so new, and she’s scared of screwing it up.

“Hell yeah.” Rose surges over the console dividing them, nearly crushing Cass with the force of her kiss.

The car has trouble containing them as they explore each other’s mouths with their tongues--elbows, knees, and fists continually bumping into the windows, the door, the seat. Somehow Rose ends up in Cass’s lap, and her fingers in Cass’s hair. She’s definitely not complaining. Cass drags her nails down Rose’s neck, answering her strength in kind--she’s going to take those same nails down Rose’s abs later.

A moan slips out of Rose’s mouth. “Shit, Cass.”

Drinking her in, Cass does it again, surprised at her own yearning. She’s thought about girls, sure. Kissed a couple on a dare. But this? Does this mean she’s--

Rose lips clamp down on her neck, silencing her questions with the sound of her own moan. “God, Rose.”

She pulls back with a pop, panting a little breathlessly. “Mm. Too fast?” Cass shakes her head. “Too hard?”

Cass swallows. “No. Uh...I just…. oh geeze.” Her hair is as red as her hoodie.

Rose smirks, but says nothing, running her thumb across Cassie’s hand. What is it about her that makes Cassie question everything?

“You’re great. Amazing.” Her eyes keep wandering to the patch of skin peeking out from beneath Rose’s shirt. “I think I want you.” She manages to say out loud.

Laughing, Rose mutters something about uncooked spaghetti as she closes in for another kiss.

“Wait, what?”

“Nothing.” Rose snickers, sliding her hand up Cassie's shirt, skimming the skin of her throat with her teeth. She’s putty in her hands as Rose’s fingers toy with the lace in her bra. Cass has never been that sensitive there, but the way Rose watches her as she pulls her nipple into her mouth makes Cass gasp for air.

Cass feels like she’s back on the field, going up against the player with the best batting average. She hasn’t been this intimidated by another girl in years. Running her hand down Rose’s front, she finds the bottom of her shirt, and that delicious stretch of muscle underneath. “Now I see why you’re always at the gym.”

Rose snickers, fingering the hem of Cass’s shirt. She shakes her head, letting go of her shirt and sliding a single finger down to the waistband of her jeans. Her eyes smolder into Cass’s as she asks, “Can I?”

“Yes,” Cass answers breathlessly, pulling her in for another kiss. She trails her lips down Rose’s neck, tracing every muscle on her torso. How can Rose be so hard and soft at the same time? “I love the way you feel,” she whispers reverently into her skin.

“You’ll be loving the way I make you feel here in a minute.” Rose pops open Cass’s jeans like it’s the lid of a soda can, smirking as her underwear peeks out from underneath. “Polka dots, huh? I always thought of you more like a stripes kind of girl.”

“Laundry day.” They both laugh, softer as Rose drags her zipper down. “Mm.” Cass presses her lips together, squirming a little under her touch.

“Shit, you’re wet.” Rose swallows hard, sitting up so she can shuck Cass’s jeans off her hips. There’s only one problem. “Ow.” She groans as her head collides with the ceiling.

Cass blinks. “You okay?”

“This was way sexier in my head.” Rose mutters, rubbing her scalp.

“Shh.” Cass silences her with a finger. “This is great.” She pulls Rose into a hungry kiss, shivering at the way she melts into her touch. Rose holds her a little bit tighter and a little bit longer, and Cass can’t help but notice that carefully constructed facade coming loose again. Undoing Rose’s jeans, she lets her finger just inside, following the waistband around her hips until she reaches that dip just above her--

“Oh.” Rose whispers breathlessly as Cass cups her ass and squeezes.

Cass shivers, whispering into her ear. “I can tell you put a lot of thought into this.” She traces the lace of her boyshort with her finger and thumb. “That is really sexy.”

Rose hesitates ever so slightly as her hands wander across Cass’s bare thighs. She’s gathering her defences for another witty remark, but Cass is determined. Using those same fingers, she brushes that lace against Rose’s clit in a way that makes Rose gulp. “I…” Her words drown in her moan as Cass presses deeper. “Fuck.”

“I think you’re beautiful, Rose.” She shivers as Rose’s finger fumble against her underwear. Cass draws languid circles across her soaked skin, feeling her nerves settle into place. It feels good and right and Cass wonders why she never tried it before.

“Nng. Cass...I--” Rose rolls her hips involuntarily, her skin bathed in gold.

“Shh.” The angle is different, the feedback not so instantaneous, but the method’s not all that different from what she does in her down time. “Just enjoy it.” Cass tugs on her ear lobe with her teeth as digs faster, tighter, even as Rose shudders under her touch.

Finally, Rose tugs her hand away. “Jesus fucking Christ, Cassie. Why you gotta be so perfect?” She licks her lips breathlessly as her fingers slide against her slick. “You’re making me look bad.”

Cassie laughs. “You just want everyone to think you’re--” Her words are gone, lost in the feel over Rose’s fingers moving across her with precision. Swallowing a moan, Cass feels her stomach flip as she realizes Rose may have been paying closer attention than she thought. Cause she’s moving her fingers in the exact same w-- “Oh.”

Rose snickers. “Think I’m what, Cass?” Her finger slips in a circle around her entrance. “Can I?”

“Please,” Cass begs, clutching her arms as Rose’s finger slides inside quick and easy, curling and twisting in a way that makes her squirm.

“You like that?” Rose whispers against her ear. Cass moans her reply, helplessly sensitive to her touch. “You want more?” Her thumb circles her clit in calculated move that sends Cass’s head knocking against the back of her seat. “Yeah?” She adds a second finger, driving and squeezing and the entire car washes over with heat and light.

Cassie settles next to her, languid and warm. The two of them don’t really fit on the seat, so they press together side by side. “So... why me? Why now?”

“Mm?” Rose stretches, and Cassie watches her with a pull in her gut.

“Ugh, how do I put this...you’ve never been interested in me before. Why now?”

Rose shrugs. “I figured now was as good a time as any.” She traces circles on Cassie’s hip.

Cassie doesn’t buy it. Her late-night texts with Cissie and Greta flash across her brain. “Is this about Jason?”

Rose’s fingers freeze in place. “No.”

“That’s not Cissie sa--”

“Oh shut up. This is why you’re annoying.” Her finger leaves Cassie’s skin bare, jabbing her tummy. “You and your It Girl Club.”

Cassie grabs that finger and pulls it into her mouth. “You’re in love with him.”

“Fuck off, Cassie.” Rose climbs back into the driver’s seat.

“And it scares you.”

“I said fuck off.” She yanks her jeans back on, swearing as they struggle in her hands.

“Relax. I’m not going to tell.” Cassie pulls her jeans on too, even though she doesn’t want to quite yet.

“Like hell you aren’t.” Rose starts the engine and Cassie sighs into the window. Really, she should have expected things to go back to where they had been before, but part of her doesn’t want it to. And why should it?

“If you’re not going tell him, I will.”

Rose jerks the car to a stop. Thank goodness they were in a quiet neighborhood and not downtown. “You wouldn’t dare.”

I’m not disposable, Rose, Cassie’s mind screams at her, but she keeps it buried under a cool smile--a trick she perfected in school. “Wouldn’t I?” Rose isn’t the only one who can put on a mask.

#dc comics #rose wilson #cassandra sandsmark #rose wilson x cassandra sandsmark #teen titans #au #mallverse #melody writes #frenemies with benefits

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robobrainmurdermysterytheatre · 5 years ago

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`I was tagged by @marvilus73 and @thewookieruns and @missgamerin thank you guys 😊💚🙏

Not Fallout but we’re doin this on main because so many people asked 😅

Get to know me

Who were you named after? Nobody.... my birth name my mom just liked and my name is just the shortened unisex version of my birth name.

Last time you cried? When I was a baby 😤

Do you like your handwriting?

What is your favorite lunch meat? Chicken!

Longest relationship? 6 years

Do you still have your tonsils? Yes! and half my wisdom teeth😏

What is your favorite kind of cereal? Fruity or Cocoa Pebbles

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not unless I have to, but it’s really bad for your shoes to do every day (I still do it lol)

Do you think you’re strong willed? It depends on how onery I am at any given time but I’d like to think generally yes for the things that matter.

Favorite Ice Cream? THIS

THIS IS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the first thing you notice about a person? How they carry themselves... or their hair

Football or baseball? Football because I understand what’s going on way more than baseball lol

Favorite donut? The Captain Crunch doughnut from Voodoo Doughnut because that’s like a wholeass two breakfasts and I’m here for that.

Last thing you ate? Bread globes... don’t ask 😂

What are you listening to? Nothing right now... last thing I listened to was Matisyahu though.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Periwinkle

What is your favorite smell? The forest... the forest smells so good you guys! If you’ve never been to a forest please go smell one at least once so you can have that experience.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? @thuumwrestler

Hair color? Light brown/blondeish/grey?

Eye color? Blue

Favorite food to eat? Hmmm.... either Rheinlander fondue or inari sushi... and Arby’s oh my god I love Arby’s

Scary movies or happy ending? Happy ending every time.

Last movie you watched in a theater? I honestly and legitimately don’t remember, it’s been at least 13 years.

What color shirt are you wearing? Heather grey

Favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN BOIIIISSSSS

Beer or wine? White wine and only white wine... I also like those fruity hard lemonades and whatnot, I don’ t know if those are considered beer or wine or....? If I’m drinking, though, 99% of the time it’s hard liquor.

Night owl or morning person? Night owl even though I have to work in the morning now weehhhhh 😭

Favorite day of the week? Friday 🙏

Favorite animal? Red pandas oh my god they’re so fucking cute

Do you have a pet? I have a cat, a mini-cat and a doggo

She doesn’t look very mini in this picture but she’s a little over half a normal sized cat lol.

Tagging whoever wants to do it!!!!!! 💚

#not fallout

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saleintothe90s · 6 years ago

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390. Fire at 30 Rock and how Conan handled it (October 10 & 11th, 1996)

I kind of wanted to commemorate Conan’s 10th anniversary of being the short-lived host of The Tonight Show here somehow, and this is the butt-backwards day I’m doing it.

In October of 1996, fire broke out at Rockefeller Center, where most of the news and talk programs at NBC have their studios. I vaguely remember this being reported on television that morning and tuning into the Today show to see how they were handling it, because you know, you can’t run a repeat of the Today show. I seem to remember Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric outside? I can’t find clips of it anywhere online, because back then people didn’t record out of the ordinary things like this. Nobody really records the Today show unless someone they like is on there that day.

''This is my office today,'' said Jeffrey A. Zucker, executive producer of ''Today,'' leaning on a Fire Department car on 49th Street, where Ms. Couric and Matt Lauer, filling in for Bryant Gumbel, were broadcasting.

The program's set is normally a windowed studio on 49th Street. But Mr. Zucker could not use graphics, commercials and other tapes stored at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, and the program moved into the street in an act of solidarity with displaced colleagues. The horde of tourists who usually line the ''Today'' windows were behind barriers a block away, where they waved and held up signs.

The studioless ''Rosie O'Donnell'' and ''Maureen O'Boyle'' talk shows were canceled, disappointing hundreds of ticket-waving fans. Network programs for 215 NBC affiliates were broadcast from Burbank, Calif. ''The NBC Nightly News'' with Tom Brokaw was shifted to Washington.

Executives of ''Dateline NBC,'' a news magazine broadcast three days a week, held staff meetings in the street, as did executives of NBC Sports, who were planning a weekend of coverage that included Yankee-Oriole games, football games and other events. Beepers and cellular phones were highly visible. 1

(The Internet Archive also has these eps as well on this playlist, look for 10/10/1996 and 10/11/1996)

The October 10th episode (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 ) start with this extreme close-up of Conan.

“We could put together a new show, but ten e wouldn’t be able to maintain our unusually high standards of broadcasting excellence. So instead folks, please enjoy this rerun.”

[His producer whispers in Conan’s ear]

“...WHAT. WE DON’T GET PAID UNLESS WE DO A SHOW?! ALRIGHT, LET’S THROW TOGETHER ANY OL’ CRAP. WE’LL DO IT ON THE STREET. WHO CARES. COME ON PEOPLE, LET’S GO.”

I died laughing when instead of Conan’s usual theme, we saw just news footage of the firetrucks at 30 Rock at 4am that morning, and other stock footage of fires.

Apparently all of Conan’s suits were locked in the studio, because he went casual tonight. But yet his furniture and his Eisenhower Mug made it downstairs.

I’m a little podunk who lives out in the middle of nowhere in Virginia. I only know this part of Rockefeller Center from when the NBC Nightly News with Lester zooms out at the end of the show during the winter and you see the skaters skating near the gold statue? Yeah, I’m one of those people who don’t know squat about NYC.

Conan’s audience looks like it was people just strolling by on their way home from work. They’re pretty dressed up to see Late Night. Conan compares them to a crowd of bystanders at an accident. Whenever he showed a clip, the audience couldn’t see it because there’s no TVs, so the audience watched Conan & Andy show a clip of O.J. Simpson from The Towering Inferno but they had no clue what they were clapping about. At one point in part 3, two people randomly walk behind Conan and Andy headed to dinner.

Conan even managed to find a place for Max Weinberg and his band too. I think they’re sitting on folding chairs. They play fire themed songs! I miss Max. Has he ever been on Conan’s TBS show? *YouTube search intensifies* Yes! Yes he has!

Oh man, I forgot about Oldy Oldeson! I also forgot about the illustrated jokes the show used to do back then:

Conan and Andy walk mere steps over to Brookstone(s) to find a gift for tonight’s guest, Samuel L. Jackson. Remember Brookstone? Such a throwing-around-money-in-the-late-90s store. I had to Google it to see if they were still around. No more stores in malls, but they still have airport stores. Huh.

btw, Samuel loved the chair. He said that Andy was wearing “Crippled People Shoes”. This also happened:

Tomari the ostrich delivered Conan an egg with the guests for tomorrow night’s show inside. Boy, I thought they had retired her by that point.

Chris Kattan came by and talked about his character I love so much, Kippy Strug, Kerri Strug’s brother. They couldn’t show that clip, but I’m sure if it was a normal show they would have. Chris did an impression of his dad watching Splash.

There was an giant owl there too that didn’t want any meat. Maybe he was scared by Tomari.

The following day, the show (part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4) started with the same extreme closeup of Conan. Joel announces the show as, “From next door from the burned out hulk of Rockefeller Center, it’s Late Night With Conan O’Brien!”

omg, Getty Images have these great press photos of Conan and baby Andy in their little sweater vests on the Today set:

That’s Conan’s longtime producer, Jeff __ .

Andy looks like a toddler.

I kept hearing a baby in the background and was thinking it was some sort of joke, that all they could get for an audience was a baby due to the slap-dash nature, and I was kinda right:

Conan brought in a family to watch the show from inside the studio.

Oldy is back tonight with the news.

Eric Idle comes by on his way to the airport. “They said I would be out of here by now, Conan.” He also sings a song about shopping, with is 100% accurate.

More news with Oldy.

Dang, Oldy sitting in Matt Lauer’s old chair, foretelling the future. You go, Oldy.

They snoop on Bryant Gumbel’s locker. Is that a joke on how bland he was?

Also voodoo dolls because never forget he’s a jerk who hates everybody.

Aw, Conan fed Oldy some bread.

I just realized. My icon this month (if you’re on Tumblr dash and its still June 2019 look to your left) is Lorne Michals rescuing Jon Lovitz from a fictional fire at 30 Rock during the 1986 season finale of SNL. I didn’t plan it that way I swear.

1. McFadden, Robert, “Fire at 30 Rockefeller Plaza Sends NBC Programs to 49th St. Sidewalk, New York Times, October 11, 1996. https://www.nytimes.com/1996/10/11/nyregion/fire-at-30-rockefeller-plaza-sends-nbc-programs-to-49th-st-sidewalk.html?login=google

#Late Night with Conan O'Brien #1996 #the 1990s #rockefellercenter #brookstone #samuel l. jackson #andy richter #fire #firefighters #chris kattan #today show #bryant gumbel #conan o'brien #conan

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lgbt-i-guess · 6 years ago

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1-150 cute asks

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

idk

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

both

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

4. Are you easy to get along with?

idk

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

idk

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

boy

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i hope so

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

purgatorian-princess

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

sometimes

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

idk

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

im not posting it but it was abt my dad being an asshole abt my trauma

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

1) must have been the wind by alec benjamin

2) last of her kind by alec benjamin

3) now shes getting married alec benjamin

4) on the borderline by thomas sanders

5) voodoo doll by 5sos

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

yeah

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

idk

15. What good thing happened this summer

idk

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

havent kissed

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yah

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

honestly no

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yes

20. Do you like your neighbors?

dont talk to them

21. What are your bad habits?

i bottle up my emotions until i have a breakdown

22. Where would you like to travel?

idk

23. Do you have trust issues?

yea

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

sleeep

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

the vaginus

26. What do you do when you wake up?

get up?

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

idk

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

idk

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

yeah

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

nope

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

idk

33. Spell your name with your chin.

cxaz`dws

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

i used to play football and rugby

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yeah

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

uwu

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

idk

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

m+s? idk

40. What do you want to do after high school?

college

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

42. If youre being extremely quiet what does it mean?

chances are im either tired or upset

43. Do you smile at strangers?

yeah

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

spaece

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

the knowledge ill get yelled at if i dont

46. What are you paranoid about?

irl ppl finding my tumblr

47. Have you ever been high?

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

why would

i tell you

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

balacc

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

constantly

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

depression

53. Favourite makeup brand?

idk

54. Favourite store?

euro pizza

55. Favourite blog?

this one

56. Favourite colour?

blue

57. Favourite food?

cheesy chips

58. Last thing you ate?

blt

59. First thing you ate this morning?

blt

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

ive won sports things, i won a local arts competition, etc

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

yeah

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

n/a

65. Are you hungry right now?

yeah

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

yea

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twwiter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

yeah

70. Names of your bestfriends?

c^itl^n, k^tie, m^r^^l

71. Craving something? What?

idk

72. What colour are your towels?

whwwwwhite?

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

75. Favourite animal?

dog/wolf

76. What colour is your underwear?

currently white flowers on dark blue

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

choco

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

mint choco

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

white

80. What colour pants?

blue

81. Favourite tv show?

rn either santa clarita diet, merlin, or blue exorcist

82. Favourite movie?

atm the space between us

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

HONESTLY REGINA

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory

87. First person you talked to today?

dad

88. Last person you talked to today?

dad

89. Name a person you hate?

dad

90. Name a person you love?

bfs

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

dad

92. In a fight with someone?

idk probably

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

95. Last movie you watched?

detective pika pika

96. Favourite actress?

ruby rose

97. Favourite actor?

asa butterfield

98. Do you tan a lot?

never

99. Have any pets?

many

100. How are you feeling?

not bad rn

101. Do you type fast?

very

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

so many

103. Can you spell well?

half the time maybe

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

yah

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

yeah

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

idk

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

108. What should you be doing?

stufying probably fndjl

109. Is something irritating you right now?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yeah

111. Do you have trust issues?

yeah is this a repeat

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

idk

113. What was your childhood nickname?

not saying

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yeah

115. Do you play the Wii?

used to

116. Are you listening to music right now?

no im watching merlin

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

118. Do you like Chinese food?

yeah

119. Favourite book?

atm good omens

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

yeah

121. Are you mean?

only if ur mean first

122. Is cheating ever okay?

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

sometimes

125. Do you believe in true love?

yeah

126. Are you currently bored?

yeah

127. What makes you happy?

idk

128. Would you change your name?

yeah

129. What your zodiac sign?

aquarius

130. Do you like subway?

yeah

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

my best friend ‘of the opposite sex’ is a bi trans woman, which is kinda a deal breaker as a gay trans man

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

idk

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

stop thinking about the easy way out

134. Can you count to one million?

yeah

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

idk

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed locked and barricaded

137. How tall are you?

5′1

138. Curly or Straight hair?

straight unless wet

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunet but dyed

140. Summer or Winter?

winter

141. Night or Day?

night

142. Favourite month?

feb

143. Are you a vegetarian?

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk and dark

145. Tea or Coffee?

neither

146. Was today a good day?

147. Mars or Snickers?

mars

148. What’s your favourite quote?

idk

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

don’t waste your energy even imagining the possibility

#Anonymous

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skyecrandall · 6 years ago

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Ghosts & Pizzas - ILITW Fanfic

Book: It Lives In The Woods

Genre : Comedy

Number of words : 3163

Summary: Noah believes that they should try and tame Jane. But will it all go according to plan?

Notes: This is my ILITW Appreciation Week Submission! Also In this universe, the group learned that Jane was actually Redfield and no one died back in the cave. Somehow the ritual was disrupted, they were able to escape and sealed again.

Pizza Mega:

"So Ava, what did you need us for?" asked Dan, who was sitting opposite her in the 8 person booth. "Hold on sweetie. Stacy, Noah and Kang are not here yet," replied Ava while toying with a coin. "Talking about the wolf, here comes Stacy," said Aaron who was sitting besides Dan. "Hey guys, how are you all doing?" Asked the cheerleader as she was about to sit next to Aaron. "Wait! Don't sit there. Noah told me to reserve his place there or whatever. I don't know what he is planning but might be better you move next to Lily instead," objected Ava. "What? You are guys are weird," said Stacy confused as she sat next to Lily when her eyes fell on Lucas who was scribbling in a diary on the other side of Lily. "I hope this not a study session," she said. "No, this is just some leftover work. I've been down in inspiration and figured that maybe if I bring it here something will come up but nothing seems to stick," said Lucas as he crossed over a certain section of the diary in frustration. "You definitely burnt out Lucas. You should have stepped down from some of your previous responsibilities," said Lily. "I did. Now I'm only president of 8 clubs along and have the usual council president going on," said Lucas. "That's still too much!" exclaimed Lily when Dan's voice, filled with terror could be heard.

"Wh-what is he doing here!" He said. "You better have a good explanation, a very good one, Kang and Marshall" said Aaron with a frown. Lily and Stacy were going to turn their head behind to see what caused the ruckus but as they are a special voice right beside their tables.... their stomach flipped. "Hell~oooo Fri~ends," said the voice all too familiar to everyone. Right beside them was standing Andy, Noah and Redfield in a trench coat and a large hat. "There, sit next to Aaron," said Noah as he invited Redfield to sit next to Aaron and then sat on the other side of the ghost. Andy dragged a stool on the side and placed it in the middle and sat. "Why is she...here? Why did you. two...bring her here?" Said an uncomfortable Lily.

"I was thinking that since we can't keep running away from Jane and our attempts to seal did not end well, we might accept her and try to make her less violent," said Noah. "Do you know how stupid you sound right now? And I can't believe how you of all person could agree to this, Andy," said Stacy with a disapproving glare. "Noah is really convincing... and if we could control her power. Wouldn't we all have a better life. I mean as terrible the consequences of her gifts was...it still was very beneficial to us...," said Andy after taking a deep breath. "I can see your points," said Lucas as he took off his glasses to wipe them. "Not you too Lucas!" Protested Aaron. "I know... but think about it. Befriending her and teaching her what is right or wrong might be our best bet at permanently pacifying her violent tendencies. If we teach her that sending moss monsters and infesting buildings with spiders and what not is wrong, we might no longer have to deal with these?" Continued the council president. "See Lucas gets it! Plus remember that it is actually Jane! Let's see how she behaves today and you'll see that we could continue with the plan," said Noah with a smile. "You know, I love you a lot Lucas, but sometimes you make it so hard to do so," said Aaron has he glared at his date this time.

"Me... very happy that friends...spend time together....My gifts," said Jane as she took out 8 dolls from the trench coat. They were made from dried vines, branches, flowers, leaves, feathers and fur. "Are these voodoo dolls?" Said Dan shocked by how each doll seemed to be representing one member of the crew. "Only one way to check," said Stacy as she dug through her purse and brought out a needle. She then took the doll that resembled Noah the most and stabbed it at where would normally be his groin resulting into a collective expression of pain on the group's face. "Well... since Noah doesn't seem to be hurt, I guess they are not voodoo dolls. Still I think I'll keep them. They will be useful when I have some anger to work on," continued Stacy as she stabbed the Noah dolls a few more times before putting every miniature dolls in her purse.

"Hold on, wasn't Ava the one who called us here? So does that mean you were also aware of this?" Said Lily as suddenly everyone's glare turned to the goth. Shocked by the turn of events, Ava only yelled for the waiter to come and take their order. "Don't worry Ava, this is just a discussion saved for latter," said Aaron. "Are you making threats Aaron? Remember I'm the one who makes curses here," replied Ava. "I'm a bad bitch Ava, your curses don't mean shit to me," replied Aaron. Their discourse was cut short as the waiter approached.

"Hello, I'm Daniel and I'll be your waiter. What would you like to order?" Said the waiter. "4 Mega Gourmet as usual?" Said Lucas followed by a series of nods. "And for drinks?" Asked Daniel. "Mr.Cocola here," said Andy. "Same here," added Noah. "Make that 3," added Dan. "Milkshake. Banana-Vanilla," said Stacy. "I'll have a coffee here with 1 table spoon of milk and sugar," said Lucas. "What the hell? Coffee with pizza? Are you nuts?" Asked Noah. "So what? I also need caffeine here," replied Lucas. "I'll also take a coffee. Dark and bitter... Like my soul," said Ava while constant staring at Lucas with a smile. "This is isn't a competition Ava," said Lucas. "I never said it was," replied with goth. "I'll take the Lemon Spritzer. I have always wanted to try it," said Aaron. "You'll love it Aaron! I'll take a Spritzer too. Tropical flavor though," said Lily with a smile. "I think that's it. Thank you," said Aaron.

"What about the one in the Halloween outfit? Won't they drink anything? I must say though, this is an amazing Halloween outfit. They will definitely be the king of costumes next week for Halloween," said Daniel. "Uhh no. Jane w-" said Aaron before Redfield cut him off. "Me take same as ... Aaron..." groaned Redfield. "Good. So the order is 4 Mega Gourmet. 3 Mr.Cocola , 1 Banana Milkshake, 1 coffee with 1 tablespoon of milk and sugar, 1 black coffee, 1 Tropical Spritzer and 2 Lemon Spritzer," asked Daniel. "Yes you got it," said Noah and then Daniel departed. "Wow, good thing that he didn't notice that it wasn't actually a Halloween outfit," said Andy. "Shut up dammit! He isn't gone yet.oh crap he is coming back," said the ex football star. Daniel returned to their table and tapped Andy in the shoulder as the latter started sweating. "Also could you please return the stool after you are done?" Asked Daniel. "Yeah... sure," said Andy, relieved that Daniel didn't here anything about Mr.Red.

After Daniel was gone, Aaron came back for Ava. "So? Are you associated with these two too?" "Ugh... Yes. They needed someone as back up if ever he went violet when they were negotiating with him. Plus they needed my collection of ghastly horror stories," said Ava, knowing that she can no longer avoid the topic. "Plus with Redfield around, I might be able to improve my abilities even more," she continued. "Anyway, let's start. Ava, ready the movie," said Noah and Ava took out her phone and played a video with a rather gruesome ghost attacking a group of people and dismembering them. "What kind of movies do you watch Ava? I know Noah asked for a dangerous ghost but isn't that far too violent?" Asked Andy with disgust. "No it is perfect. The more violent it is, the better it is. Anyway Jane, you see the video? This is bad. You must not do that! " said Noah. "This...bad?" Said Jane slowly. "Yes! This is bad! Jane isn't a bad girl is she?" Said Noah. "No... Jane... good girl... Me... not bad," said Jane. "This is ridiculous," complained Aaron. "I know right? In no way this will turn her more docile," added Stacy. "Not with this attitude! There is something called positive reinforcement," said Noah. "I'm not sure this is applicable here," added Lily.

"Moving on. Jane, if you truly are a good girl, you must not do that. Understood?" Asked Noah "Understood...Me...no longer...doing that," said Jane. "Good. If you are a good girl and angry.... you should do this instead... Next video Ava," said Noah and Ava changed the video. This time she played the video of how a cartoon ghost dropped the pants of a ghost hunter. "Only good girls do that if you are angry. You are a good girl aren't you Jane?" Said Noah. "Yes! Me ... good girl!" Said Jane with eyes glowing more than usual. "I don't know why but I'm having a bad feeling about all of this," said Dan.

And so for the next few moments, Noah kept teaching Jane proper behavior until the food finally arrived.

"Drat. They haven't cut the shares. Andy can you grab some knives," said Dan. "No... I'll do it..." said Jane and the next second 2 knives flew toward's Dan's head, missing it by only a few inches, even piercing through the glass pane beside him. "HUUUUH" exclaimed Dan shocked. "What the hell Noah! You said Jane will not try anything like that anymore," complained Stacy. "Uhh. This is wrong Jane. You must not be violent. This is bad," Noah scolded his ghastly sister. "Sorry... Here... apology," said Jane as she made two knives very slowly float towards the group when Andy grabbed them mid air. "That is far too slow! What if someone saw it" said Andy as he placed the knives on the table "Sorry..." said Jane sadly.

"Can you give me a fork Andy?" Asked Lucas. "Eh why? Pizzas are best when eating with hands," asked Andy. "He's just showing off his snob side," teased Ava. "I just can't have myself dirtying my paper with my hands," glared Lucas. "Fine...," said Andy as he was going to get off when Noah stopped him. "Wait, let's give Jane a last chance! Come on Jane, bring us a fork! Not too quick and not too slow and not in a way people will notice," ordered Noah. "Sneaky? Okay!" Said Jane as everyone stared at the vase containing the forks. A pair of tarantulas climbed on top of the can and took one of the forks and placed it on their body. They then quickly crawled towards the groups's table carefully avoiding the other plates. When they finally reached Lucas's seat, they separated and one grabbed the fork between its claws while the other took a knife and started cutting a piece of pizza. The tarantula with the fork then stabbed it and started walking on Lucas' arm to his elbow and then tried aiming the food at his mouth. Everyone was shocked by scene. "I don't know if this is cool, terrifying or plain disgusting," said Ava awestruck. "How about all the 3 of it?" Said Andy. "Are you okay Lucas?" Asked Lily. "Surprisingly Ye-" said Lucas before the tarantula was finally able to put the forked pizza in his mouth. "Sorry Lucas, I don't think I'll be willing to kiss you these few days," said Aaron, bewildered by what just happened.

"Jane I know you had good intentions, but this might have been a little too much? Dropping the fork on the table would have been enough," said Noah. "Sorry again..." said Jane as she started sipping her drink via the pipe and soon the crew also started eating, expect Lucas... too terrified to do anything. However very soon after however... "Dammit Aaron, I know you are grossed out and scared but no need to wet your pants!" Said Noah. "What the hell Noah! What are you imp-" exclaimed Aaron when he suddenly felt something wet creeping towards him. He looked at the source and found a juice puddle spreading from Jane's spirit. "Goddammit, Noah! Look what Jane did!" Said Aaron. "Hey! It's not her fault if she has an immaterial body?" replied Noah. "Still you might want to clean it up with some napkins, we do not want the management to see this," said Lily. "Also, Jane... No more drinks for you !" Said Stacy as she swiped the remaining Spritzer remaining from Jane. "Guys, quiet down. The she-devil is coming towards us," said Dan and indeed, Britney was coming towards the group.

"For your information Dan, I heard you call me a she-devil. Don't you know this is rude?" She scowled. "Well don't you know that coming uninvited to a lunch with friends is rude?" Replied Stacy. "This is a public building. I can go wherever I want," said Britney. "Then why don't you go and fuck yourself," said Ava. "Why don't you go do that yourself?" Replied Britney. "As you can see you are not welcome here so can you just go? I didn't know that you are as obsessed with us that you followed us," said Lily. "Don't be fucking rude. The world doesn't revolve around you. I'm just here for Lily!" Said Britney, really angry as she started hitting Stacy with her purse. "Hey! Stop!" Exclaimed Stacy as she tried to defend herself with her hands.

Their skirmish eventually caused Stacy's drink to fall down, spilling it on her shirt. "Oh no!" Said the cheerleader. "Heh, it is not any different from your usual trashy outfit," chuckled Britney but unfortunately her action caused a certain somebody to get angry. "YOU! HURT! STACY!" Yelled Jane as she used her telekinesis powers to levitate cutlery all around Britney. "What the hell is that? Whatever freak-stuff you are doing, you better stop it Ava," threatened Britney even if she was scared. "Oh no! She's gonna kill her!" Exclaimed Dan before he started hyperventilating. "Stop Dan. Calm down or you might faint," said Lily but it was too late, Dan had already fainted. "Noah stop this dammit !" Yelled Aaron as he checked on Dan. "Uh...Jane, stop this! What did we tell you earlier! You are a good girl aren't you?" Said Noah. Jane held the cutlery for a few more seconds before putting them back in the jar. Her eyes glowed and then Britney's belt undid itself before her pants dropped to the ground, exposing her underwear to the group. "Oh my god? Are those Bye Puppy underwear? I never knew you were into in this sort of thing Britney?" Teased Stacy. "I will repay all of you for this embarrassment. I swear it," said Britney as she quickly lifted back up her pants before rushing outside the pizzeria.

"Ugh. Crisis averted I guess? Sort of? Anyway I think I'll be returning home right now. Too much emotions and I do not think a few napkins will be able to save my outfit," said Stacy as she packed her stuff and left some money on the table before leaving. "I should probably go and check on Britney...Just to ensure she doesn't do anything too drastic," said Lily as she did the same as Stacy. "You are too pure Lily. I don't know how she can stand that harpy," commented Andy. "The same way we can stand Noah," said Lucas as he packed his stuff. "Wow? Is that a Lucas burn? Will the moon be blue tonight?" laughed Ava. "More importantly, are you leaving too?" Asked Aaron. "Yes. I came here to have fun but now all I have in mind now are nightmares. You need something?" Asked Lucas as he also dropped his share of money on the table. "Well I need a ride to get Dan home. Can't leave him like that," said Aaron as he put his and Dan's share on the table. "Does that mean it is okay with Jane now?" Asked Noah. "Absolutely not. The three of you better take care of Jane and ensure she doesn't cause anymore trouble!" Ordered Aaron before he left with Lucas with the unconscious Dan over their shoulders.

"I guess that's just the three of us now. Let's get the payment done and bring Jane back to the ruins," said Noah. "Where is Ava? When did she go?" Exclaimed a shocked Andy. "I knew she was a witch, but not a ninja. We can do this together An-dy? What the hell! You could have at least returned that stool!" Said Noah as he noticed Andy had run away while he was giving his monologue. "Don't worry Jane, we don't need the others! I'm more than enough to bring you back home," said Noah as he tried hugging Jane.

The Next Day - Westchester High:

"... So yeah, she's still shaken up and will likely try to avoid us now. At least I hope so," said Lily. "All I can say is good riddance," said Aaron. "I still can't believe she wears Bye Puppy stuff? Wasn't she the one who was laughing at Lily for supposedly wearing kid clothes," laughed Ava. "I should have taken a photo of her. It would be our weapon for whenever she tried to annoy us more," said Stacy. "Who says I didn't," smirked Aaron when he suddenly felt a cold hand touch him. He turned around and a gasp escaped his mouth.

"Hell~oooooooo fri~endssss," said the person... who was no other than Jane. "What the hell Noah? Didn't you say you took her back to the ruins yesterday?" Complained Stacy. "I did! I don't know what she is doing here though..." replied the brown haired teen. "Am I the only one more concerned about how she is wearing Lucas' outfit," said Andy. "She's even wearing my spare spectacles," gasped the student council president. "What are...you doing here ... Jane ..." said a shocked Aaron.

"Noah said...Jane was good girl...yesterday. Since me good... me thought that... she can spend more time... with friends... at school! Since me... good student... me needed good student clothes.... me took Lucas' clothes..." Hissed Jane when the class bell rang. "Bell rang... Let's go to class... friendssss...," said Jane as she we floated along the halls. "What...the...hell... just happened," said Aaron slowly as he fell on his knees from disbelief, slowly followed by the others besides Noah. "Come on guys, it is not that bad. It is just that Jane will be coming to school to us," said the beanie wearing teen as he shrugged his shoulder before walking away.

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