#what is with that

[velvetpantylines]

You’ve heard of He Would Not Fucking Say That. Now get ready for: He Would Not Fuck Like That

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you guys ever google “[x franchise] sims cc” and then get google images of the most whitewashed bitches you have EVER seen in your life

[midnightmoonbeams]

I managed to get a multi splat but in so doing got splatted myself.

From October 25th, 2022

[jellophoid]

I’m actually about to start lying about my ethnicity now being somali is getting too embarrassing

[butch--dean]

Hey tumblr. Why are you only showing me mutuals’ tags on posts they’ve reblogged from me like 50% of the time ???????

[sickmachete]

why do so many of the most compelling ships come from just the most Godawful shows

[uplatterme]

why am i always surrounded by archi majors and law students?

[the-poppy-outie-effect]

People will be like 'oh you still have tumblr? I thought that was DEAD like that site is ANCIENT what's even left on there anymore' and then every meme they have ever shared on any social media site is a tumblr screenshot

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[emj4yart]

Google is cooked

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.