#what is vasectomy

[sunnixsunshine]

19 yr old Sanji* somehow meeting 40 yr old Zoro and finding out they have 5 kids together and have been married for like 15 years by that point—please it would be hilarious, 19!Sanji would faint and probably never wake up, the poor guy (not)

*specifically pre-skypiea because in my delusion they start their little affair at the end of that arc and officially get together after Wano 🤗❤️

[jakeperalta]

is emily Henry’s people we meet on vacation called you and me on vacation in the uk??? 😮

yes! I have no idea why, surely if they were trying to make it more uk-friendly they'd change the word vacation? maybe they wanted to be sure people knew it wasn't just about a holiday romance??

her publishers clearly think uk and usa audiences want very different things though. there's the different title and all the different covers obviously, plus in the uk edition alex doesn't have a vasectomy whereas in the usa edition he does?? (this shocked me to learn lol). also beach read has a different ending here. wild!

[apollos-boyfriend]

hi I'm confused! your desc says pro-ship dni but you're literally the yaoi guy for schlatt and captainsparklez and I for one do ship (not rpf) and basically just please explain because the mixed messages are killing me tysm have a good timezone

well i mean. first of all i don’t think rpf is like. proshipping. but most importantly my schlarklez brainrot is fully character stuff. largely smplive/mianite based with a few random side stuff sprinkled in. please tell me you guys haven’t thought this was about the ccs all along i can’t go through this again

[darkjusticiar]

Made up a new cocktail in my dream last night called the power amp: half hard apple cider and half apple cider vinegar

[meatheadmutt]

why am i having to hold a gun to googles head to show me articles on the long term effects of hormonal birth control on the endocrine system in adult patients who began usage as a teenager

[spideyhexx]

i fear chapter 26 on screen is going to make me dizzy bc like how.....book accurate are they going to be ....

they better be fairly book accurate😭

[queer-reader-07]

i'm sleep deprived and tired so the words may not word properly, but something about how people will say all men should get vasectomies in response to abortion bans feels heavily influenced by the twisted idea of feminism as man hating and the idea that men are inherently bad and always the problem.

like first of all the patriarchy hurts everyone but second of all you don't actually believe in body autonomy if your solution to attacks on reproductive rights is to restrict the reproductive rights of the other half of the population.

[strainedgeek]

rando mf took an unprompted pic of my mom and I at her grad ceremony thingamajig and ok I sure do look like just some fucking guy

absolute nerd. mega loser

enjoy me awkwardly smiling in this

I'll post the actual photographs when we get 'em

+ pic of the fit before I could put on my mega oversized nerd sweater bc yeah

[sandnsault]

Really just need to be creampied for 17 hrs by my soulmate, while he shoots blanks into me lovingly/mindlessly.

I think that’ll fix everything!:)

[no-eyes-yet-but-vibing]

I was trying to find out how old Romeo from Romeo and Juliet was how did I get HERE???

[theloveinc]

Baby daddy touya is what he is but once you have his daughter at least you can always guarantee he’ll wear a condom forevermore

[stemroses]

Tonight is a hot chocolate + ice cream + warm cookies type of night

[solitarelee]

The spiritual opposite of that song "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" is how I felt at my gyno appointment today. How many sexual partners have you had? Bro I just put 10+ bc you can't expect me to remember and I had more than that by age 20. "Are you sexually active?" yeah "Are you monogamous?" no "*brief, stunned silence*" I GET THAT WE LIVE IN WEST VIRGINIA AND I'M WEIRD AND QUEER LOOKING BUT DOC I GOTTA TELL U PPL STILL WANNA HIT IT IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU

[apollos-boyfriend]

eight seconds apart.

[merkerlerspeaks]

Im thinking about something. Yesterday, during the yankee swap my brother got hold of a mini handheld vacuum and he says, as a joke, "I think this was supposed to be a woman's gift." because, well, that's the kind of humour he finds funny.

And our cousin's husband looks at him and says "No, men can clean too." (note: he was very smiley when he said this, so he wasn't misunderstanding that it was a joke).

With the number of times I've heard those jokes though, hearing a Christian man say that healed a little portion of my heart and I am glad my cousin found him.

[jakeperalta]

i am today years old learning that there's a different beach read ending🧍🏻‍♀️

it's so bizarre! personally I think the uk version ending (book dedication + happy for now moment) was soo perfect and superior to the us version ending (proposal) so I'm glad that's the one I read