#what is up with yall and these weird meme requests lmfao

[rottencoreflesh101]

draw Shinjuro pregnant. Bet bet bet.

Stay away FROM MY OLD MAN

[cat3ch1sm]

hihi! i saw ur requests were open and i was wondering if u could do killua and gon with a reader whos a silly, clumsy, and kinda dumb mf <3

except readers very powerful, on level or even more than them bc reader is a boss fr 🙏

this can be hcs or a oneshot or whatever u want!

(SORRY IF THIS MAKES NO SENSE LMFAO)

☘️~ DW POOKIE I UNDERSTOOD U PERFECTLY!! thanks 4 requestingg ily <33

gn!reader

𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐰 𝐚 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 <𝟑

୨⎯ 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐚 ⎯୧

killua usually doesn’t have a lot of patience for people with your personality , but he’s honestly seen what you’re actually capable of so he’s more like.. weirded out

as in like, killua knows you’re crazy powerful and generally super capable- so how the hell do you literally manage to trip over every minor obstacle in your path

but tbh gon has kinda warmed him up to those kinds of people. outside of battle situations it’s basically him making sure you and gon don’t get kidnapped or killed or something

and the contrast between your personality during battle and your personality on just a regular day chilling with him and gon is like insane to him. one minute you’re covered in blood and utilizing blazing nen in ways he didn’t even realize were possible, and next you’ve pulled up like a really stupid meme or picture of a cat on your phone and just giggling like an idiot while showing him (and very much still bloodied).

killua asked you about it once and you just kinda gave him that thousand yard stare and he was just like… nvm

apparently your higher functions just shut off after a certain time 😭😭

but back to the clumsy part. because it’s genuinely insane how careless you can be on a daily basis. worse than gon.

“watch out for the fucking pole, y/n!”

“are you even paying attention?”

“what the hell did you even just trip over, you dumbass? there’s nothing even there.”

“holy shit can you be careful for once??”

“I literally watched you take down 10 chimera ants without breaking a sweat and you can’t even pull a push door, you idiot?”

“no, i’m not letting go of your arm because that’s the tenth time you’ve tripped in the past fifteen minutes. you’ll probably kill yourself if i don’t hold your ass up.”

“way to go, dumbass, now you cut your leg. maybe you’ll be less stupid next time” (while begrudgingly fixing you up)

along with being clumsy you can be super absent-minded and get distracted easily. like gon and killua will just be walking and talking and then suddenly stop and realize you stopped like ten feet ago to stare at absolutely fucking nothing.

when they backtrack to get you they’ll be like “wtf are you staring at” and you’ll just snap out of a daze and they’ll realize you weren’t even staring at anything in particular, you just…zoned out😭😭😭

“y/n. y/n? hellooooo? ugh… nevermind.”

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝐠𝐨𝐧 ࿐ྂ

we all know gon isn’t actually the silly, slightly air headed kid from the early days of hxh, obviously- but when he’s just with you and killua and there isn’t any danger, you both basically act the same way. believe me yall got killua stressinggg 😭😭

u guys just fuel each others’ silly antics. and while he isn’t as clumsy as you can be, when u guys are together you guys r genuinely a two man wrecking team. you guys are constantly doing silly and sometimes stupid stuff and not at all focusing.

far too many times you both have been walking or running beside each other and just stumbled over each other’s feet and fell to the ground like actual idiots.

you and gon both have the same tendency to get distracted easily. so basically the same scenario from killua’s hcs but you and gon lmfao

he’ll be walking looking at his phone or something and realize the both of you aren’t even beside him anymore.

“y/n? gon? where… you gotta be kidding me. guys. what the hell are you even looking at?!”

little Christmas head canon- you guys absolutely knocked down the tree at least twice.

[creepypocky]

"Hello, whenever you’re free I’d like to request a matchup! Romantic, if you will — sorry if I spam liked u btw!! I was lagging aaaa //

My pronouns are she/they, mostly fem <3 I’m bisexual. As for my sense of fashion I surround my aesthetic on spooky/halloween themes, slasher squad shirts, oranges and fall colours, mostly ripped, black high waist jeans and either baggy xxl shirts or crop tops! I usually pair them with beanies, fishnets, etc. As for makeup, I wear eyeliner and smoky eyeshadow, do mascara, my eyebrows, and gloss! If it matters I have black hair, hazel eyes, and tannish skin.

As for my hobbies, I like to draw mostly! I write and create characters for shows and interests I have. I watch a lot of anime and I adore horror movies (shocker?) I like broadway and superhero movies! I actually want to be an actor in the future :-) I’m a huge ambivert and a Leo! I’m also an ESFP, the entertainer!

Ideally, I like to surround myself with things that interest me. For people I like to have them lead the conversations, and I love anyone that can make me laugh or… honestly, just give me attention. I enjoy intelligent conversations but I really love going out with people and just enjoying life. Late night runs to walmart, walking through the wilderness, hanging out at malls or skate parks, just driving down the orange-lit highways… just like, living in the moment.

I really dislike people who always dim the mood. I dislike when people have dark humor or jokes generally in bad taste. I can’t stand people who compete over achievements. As for general things I dislike, I’d list down things like… toxic ships/unhealthy dynamics for characters and people, I hate citrus, I don’t like (other people’s) children much, I dislike when people talk on theme park rides or in the movies. For random favorites, I like saint bernards, orange/red/yellow themes, halloween (of course), parties, reading, bees, and seals!! :) "

Hii!! I'm finally getting to ya, I can't even check the time people send me stuff but I didn't see my submissions until now lmfaoo but I hope you weren't waiting for too long. I hope you're having a great day. :)

I'm matching you with: BEN Drowned

First of all, he most definitely LOVES your style, he has a total thing for girls that wear dark/spooky stuff, and especially fishnets he will just go crazy lmaooo.

He's more of a video game guy, but this doesn't mean he doesn't like movies. Since he's normally on technology anyway, he doesn't mind at all just sitting on a couch with you, his arm around your shoulder watching whatever movie you want or suggest for him. He personally has a thing for horror movies and such too, he has a whole collection of cool ass horrors that he's personally not very scared of since yknow, considering his job and the kind of being he is it wouldnt make sense for him to be scared lmfao but he likes seeing your reactions and even when you're not scared or the movie is bad, he loves to make fun of the movie with you and laugh at the mistakes they made or how dumb the characters are. He also thinks action and superheros are cool too especially since the video games he plays have a lot of action in them so he just naturally sees himself controlling the people in the movie lmao.

He loves seeing your art and your writing, its a nice change for him from just constant gaming or staring at a screen, and reading your writing and seeing your skill when drawing gives him more life than he usually has (which is ironic considering he's a ghost lmao).

When you make original characters, he likes to code games to add your characters into them in a creative way and you two just play around with it and just have fun as everything else is in total chaos LMAOO.

He has this weird joke where he makes fun of people that like anime or "lol weeb" kind of humor but deep down he watches anime religiously and when you mention you like watching anime he'll make fun of you at first but will end up slipping up and saying he likes a certain anime, and once you pry him enough after that you see all the anime he has hidden away on his TV and you both can just spend hours and hours talking about anime, talking about the ones you like and don't like and sometimes arguing because one of you likes one the other doesn't and sometimes it annoys the other pastas because you two can be so loud.

He's also very willing to start a conversation with you if you aren't able to start one because he just has so many memes in his head. He's not the best as intelligent conversations but its okay because he's 100% willing to just let you talk on and on about things that interest you or hear you rant about psychology or societal issues, and if he's not feeling brain dead as fuck he will most likely contribute and actually give his 2 cents and trust me, when he does, he's actually very down to earth and understanding about things like that. He just doesn't normally show that because he invests himself in videogames too much to care most of the time but if you bring it up and he's interested he loves to have a conversation with you.

He loves making you laugh, he could just sit with you for hours cracking jokes and never get tired of it since he gets to see the smile on your face and it brightens his day up. He also loves looking through memes and watching dumb videos on youtube with you. And don't you worry, he will give you attention all damn day if you want it. He's just so smitten with you, when you two are around the other pastas he constantly shows you off to them and shows them how your his.

He's mostly a shut-in guy but it's most definitely a breath of fresh air for him to go outside for awhile with you to a Walmart or a mall when he's able to conceal his, ghost-ness. You're one of the only people he's willing to go out in public with, and when you both do he just lives in the moment with you and you two do all kinds of fun stuff together. You're such a nice change for him in his life and he loves you for that.

He also dislikes people to dim the mood mostly because he's a memey guy and hates it when people take a joke too seriously or make the joke unfunny, it just annoys him. He has a bit of dark humor which is kind of given considering he is a serial killer but if it makes you uncomfortable he totally understands and will refrain from using that kind of humor when you're around. You two also share a love for halloween, since he's a ghost and doesn't really have the... human kind of appearance and it's unusual for Slender to let him take on a human form, halloween gives him a chance to go out on the streets with you and not worry about his appearance and he also gets to change into a cosplay with you.

He also doesn't like children lmao, they're so noisy to him and disrupt his videogame time when they're around. He's really not much of a reader but if it's your writing he most definitely will read it, or if you really want to share a book with him he doesn't mind going out of his way to read it. He might end up even enjoying it and coding the actions in the book into a videogame. He likes parties too, mostly because it can be a ground of total pranktime for him. He'll probably throw citrus at you just to be like "Shit, my bad. Bye".

You like bees and seals? Alright, this man will literally kidnap so many bees for you to look at. Oh, whats that weird thing in the background? He totally didn't hack into an aquarium place just to get you a seal or anything...

I hope you enjoyed this matchup :)) sorry if there's a little too much, but I enjoy learning about you people and being able to put my perspective on the pastas personalities to use by putting them in matchups and relating them to yall. Anyways, I hope you're taking care of yourself and having a great day! :)