#what im doing rn is left foot and left hand bc my right foot hurts badly i couldnt get over 1 mA

[nalver]

anyone here using iontophoresis and wouldn't mind talking about their experience with it, their settings, or how they use the device?

[love-toxin]

yes pls tell me all ur thoughts on blade, luocha, gepard, jingyuan and kafka 😳 the eng va and trailers for jingyuan and kafka in particular got me acting up—just smthing about jingyuan’s lil smirk and laid bk countenance and how i know he can fuck the daylights out of anyone effortlessly—and kafka? yes ma’am anything for u pls slam ur foot against the wall behind me 🙏🏻

god bless im literally in love w/ all of them anon. would give my left nut for blade, luocha or jing yuan, gepard and kafka carry my team so hard. also bc i want them to step on my face.

also i wanna be toxic rn so under the cut ⬇️⬇️

blade -> prrrrrrrrr. big daddy. idk why but he gives me discord kitten daddy dom vibes. he manspreads. he gets pussy. he probably doesn't shower as often as he should. he's unapologetically a rude bitch. he absolutely girlbosses you into being his baby, he pulls out the "i feel nothing but you give me a taste of life" and keeps you so close you're basically part of him. handsy and off-putting in public for passersby but you can't get his hands off you, it's a losing battle babe. nd he's nasty freaky slimy and rubs his cock against you as a sign he wants to go home or just find someplace quiet. he doesn't like fucking you out in the open but he'll do it if the need arises--like if you "forget" that your body & soul belongs to him and need a harsh reminder. you're just his delicate little kitty after all, so if anyone's gonna break you it should be someone you love unconditionally. right?

kafka -> gatekeep. gaslight. girldaddy. beats you up and makes you say thank you. you're her pet so get used to it, but she'll feed you once in a while so you should be glad, puppy. she's the mean tall girlfriend who babies you and then spits in your mouth for a treat. her & blade treat you like a pet and if she's feeling extra mean she strips you down and makes you kneel between them with nothing to cover yourself. if you're good and give them a lil show they'll let you go early, they promise (lie). humping kafka's pillow to get your scent all over it becomes a nightly ritual to help her sleep, no it is non-negotiable, it is in your spouses' contract that she signed with your hand while you slept. it also states that your face may be used in any and all leisure activities at her discretion--mainly for her to push your head between her legs and lazily give you an order as she sifts through documents. you might be her pet, but that doesn't mean she doesn't love you. at least as far as you can tell.

luocha -> ngl idk that much about him yet but he's immediately unhinged bf-shaped. stupid and drunk on thoughts of you & gives you his credit card details on the first date. he's gross and wants to bite your thighs. begging to be drowned in pussy/choked with cock. you're so pretty and he's so dirty by comparison. he can't blame you for not wanting his gross dick anywhere near you, guess all he can do is eat you out <33 oh noooooo! what a tragedy! sike. he loves that shit. he's got meds to make you squirt too. ik he's not that kinda healer but don't tell me unhinged luocha wouldn't have a ball drugging you both up and taking you for a ride. he wouldn't even know his name once the high dies down, just the feeling of your lips leaving stray kisses all down his face as you try to stay awake.

jing yuan -> daddy 2.0. a dilf with no kids. 1000% goes into husband mode the second you're within reach. chill & soft & uwu until everyone's outta the office, then he becomes a menace to society and your underwear. he cums in them before you leave for the day so you don't forget him <3 you can have a cheeky one in your mouth on his lunch break if you're good. ♀️ he beats your pussy up cock-first for hurting his bbg with your period. he still doesn't get enough of you in the day so he creeps on you at night, rubs one out on your thighs while you sleep and flips over to go right back to snoring afterwards. you can never have too much cum on you--that's his wisdom and as your superior general you should probably believe it, no? don't worry, he can fuck with your job and your life and your friends and your money and your heart until you find it within yourself to agree.

gepard -> dummy boy goody-two-shoes. he likes fuckin in the uniform and being called "captain" i am not taking criticism at this time. dumb little captured stellaron hunter & horny silvermane captain roleplay. moans in your ear during sex. he moans like a girl and he hates it but it's hot and he cums 10x faster if you tell him just how hot it is. he's so big & tall he just makes you feel like a little bunch of grapes when he picks you up, nd he's self-conscious about how weird it is that he likes seeing your face scrunch up in pain when he eases you on his cock but it's just too big. the gravity makes it all feel too much when he sits you on his lap like that but you just wiggle around on it rather than get off, and he's a fiend for it. also consider clean, prim, missionary-lover gepard falling in love with rimming you & feeling like a dirty mutt for enjoying it so much & begging you for it when he's in need. asking him to take a shower with you turns into code for "let's do anal against the tile please" real quick.

[poppy-metal]

thinking of Eren dating your daughter and has to meet u for the first time man (you’re a milf mmm hot)

like imagine this ok? like him coming over to meet u for the first time and the first thing u do is hug him tightly and he just stands there for a couple mins cuz all he’s thinking abt rn is how ur tits feel again this chest and how warm ur body is and man he rlly hugged you back really tight and then later you guys are talking abt random stuff like studies and all that and he’s just staring at ur tits like how good they look and how he wants to give u a bunch of brats just so ur tits will be filled with milk mm OR how good ur ass looks like specially when u will bend over to pick something up YUM YUM so later that day when your daughter left cuz he friend call her for an emergency or something and left there w/ u eren will take the opportunity to fuck the fuck out of you MANNN he’ll fuck u dumb and the only thing you’ll be saying is “e-ren hugs? h-hugs? y-yea?” and he’ll just throw a smirk cuz he remembers how u hugged him tightly when he came so ofc he’ll hold u super close to him and giving u his kids

the amount of conflict i felt while reading this,,,,bc i hate cheating usually,,,,unless its done sexy,,,but oh god my pussy.

maybe eren is someone you pissed off or rejected or broke his heart with a one night stand >>>>> that idea, so as payback he comes back into your life by dating your daughter. the amount of dread you feel when the charming young man you'd spend the hottest night with between the sheets in a hotel steps through your door to shake your hand like he doesn't know you. the way your daughter looks at him like he's hung the moon.

oh god,,,,him gently tapping his foot against yours under the table while your daughter chatters away, both your eyes locked, yours in accusation and warning and his in heat and danger, your cunt throbbing at the memory of his neck tossed back, the way his hips had stuttered against yours, the chocked sound of his voice when he'd chocked out the word "mommy" when he came inside you. the way he'd looked so good, so handsome, the next morning when you silently left with just a note saying you couldn't see eachother again. he was too young, you thought.

he comes behind you later that night when you're washing the dishes, leaning against the fridge casually as you pretend to not care he's there. "she's almost as good in bed as you," he taunts. "but i think she's too young, if you know what i mean".

he pushes his front against your back as leans down to whisper, "i like my meat well cooked," licking the shell of your ear. "loose and tender with, experience. but you know that, don't you? mommy."

hips bumping against your ass, you gasp and turn around shoving at his chest with your hands but hes a solid brick wall. he grabs your wrists easily, licks his lips as he stares down at you. "you shouldn't have hurt me like that, mrs. ___" he's starting at your lips. "m'gonne be over here alot. and you're not gonna know what im thinking, all you can do is lock your door at night and hope i don't slip into your bed instead of hers-" his grip tightens. "- because im a dumb immature boy, right? would be easy to mix it up and forget which woman is supposed to be keeping my dick warm at night"

[nightfall-kachiniko]

pieck with her s/o giving her the silent treatment bc of something? 🥺 i wanna squish her so bad i just,,,

“Everlasting Love” Pieck x Reader | | Argument Silent Treatment | |

A/n: IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG LOVE ! ;( Lots of stuff happening rn in my life but I love you to pieces and Im so sorry I wasn’t able to get this out sooner dear! take care and thank you for submitting <3

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“I am not going to tell you again y/n!”

Pieck’ stone scolded you, raising her tone a bit. “Why aren’t you listening!” She shook with frustration, her foot tapping as her hand slapped to her face in disappointment. “Because you never do!” You set your priorities straight, yelling back at her ignorance.

This fight had been going on for atleast 15 minutes now. Recently, you’d notice Her and porch hitting it off pretty well, and despite the fact that you are okay with him, he definitely did more then just be friendly THATS for sure. When she was hanging out with him he ruffled her hair, he had his hands all over her! His damn reach picking up her dry hands, rubbing lotion into them. Little things like that.

“We are Friends! Nothing more!”

“LIKE HELL!” you shouted back at her stern tone. “I MEAN SHIT PIECK! HES BEEN HAVING HIS HANDS ALL OVER YOU! HE’S BEEN TALKING TO YOU MORE! PORCOS BEEN HUGGING YOU ALOT RECENTLY! BUT YOU LIKE THAT HE GIVES YIU AFFECTION HUH?”

“Of course I do he’s my friend! MY FRIEND! NOT MY LOVER LIKE YOU ARE!” she raised her voice yelling back at you frustrated. “THEN WHY DONT YOU GO AHEAD AND DATE HIM.?! IF YOU JUST LOVE HIS AFFECTION RIGHT?”

“DAMN IT Y/N! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM DATING YOU-!” That was it.

Those words hit you harder more than anything else she’s ever said. Those words hit harder then the first time she said she loved you. The Aroma of silence hit the air. Your yelling stopped as you stared at her in shock. The thing you were fighting about immediately vanished. Your girlfriend looked up from the floor, realizing what she had just said.  Her own tired face turned to shock, looking at you in complete silence. Filled with anger, and hurt your body carried itself to the door, stomping loudly in a fusterated matter, moving swiftly. Tears flowed down your eyes as you reach for the knob. “I- y/n wait”

“Y/n! Y/N! WAIT!” you slammed the door as you heard her voice chasing after you.

Your face said it all. Shocked. Sad. Pain. That’s all you could feel. She was the love of your life, and yet, she said that. She said “I don’t even know why I’m with you..?” Your voice repeated. As soon as you got back to your dorm room, you dropped to the floor sobbing. You didn’t even want to talk to her, not after that.

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Days past since you’d last spoken to your girlfriend, Pieck. Every since what she said to you. It truely, hurt. Sitting at the meeting with Reiner and zeke going over training and stuff for the new warrior candidates, your girlfriend (if you would even still call her that) sat across from you. Your eyes avoiding all contact and you stared at Reiner going over the plan. “All right, I think that does it” the man stood up, looking at you “y/n, you help Falco, Pieck help Gabi, we need them” and with a small nodd him and everyone else left the room

. You got up yourself and headed for the door, but an arm reached out and grabbed you back. “Y/n,” Your girlfriends voice said, stating your name. “I.. I need to talk to yo-“ you pushed her back, ignoring her. Mind racing as you approached the door, swinging it open just how you did on that day. Stomping down the hallways you heard Pieck say.

“Y/n..Y/N!” Her voice got louder. “Honey please, I.. I just want to fix this out” she sped up to your speed, walking directly behind you. She let out a small sigh as your legs moved more swiftly, your body just wanted to get to your dorm. You didn’t want to talk to her. Not just yet. “Y/n.” Before you knew it, your arm was forcefully pulled back, her arms swung around you, hugging you. “Please, please just listen to me”

As soon as you were in her grasp again, it’s like you felt better. Pieck was like your medicine, always helping you when you feel bad, when you feel down. Even though she said those awful words to you, you just.. you couldn’t pull away. Instead you just stood there, waiting for her response. “Dove I-..... I’m so sorry...” Her voice cracked as she talked, tears swelling up in her eyes.

“I- I said it out of rage I... I don’t want to lose you over my anger..” Your eyes widened at how much she was worried about you. Pieck s voice cracked and choked as tears rolled down her face and onto your head that was tucked into her shoulder. “I-I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry...” she cried out, “I didn’t mean it baby... I would never...” she kissed the top of your forehead, her lips trembling. Your girlfriends grasp was onto you tight. Holding you as if she let go you would be gone, and you hated that. You didn’t hate her, but what she said made you mad, it made you.. feel as though your world crumbled. “Pieck..” your soft voice said, trying to hush her crying. “Your aren’t gonna lose me..”

“I-I’m, so.. so sorry...” she rocked as you were in her arms, helping her calm down a Bit. “I know you didn’t mean it..”

“I would never..” sobs came out. “Your my whole world, I don’t wanna ever lose you, I don’t..” “honey,” you said, softly pulling away from her.

She wiped her tears with her sleeve, looking at you. Your lips exchanged a kiss with hers, softly and ever so caringly. “I love you to, I’m just, hurt.. by what you said... I know you didn’t mean it but... it still stings..” tears of your own prickled into your eyes thinking about her words. “I forgive you love.. I know how much you regret it..” You pulled her back into a hug, swaying both your bodies trying to stop pieck from crying. “I love you always..” you said, kissing her..

“I love you too..”

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[cunaeparker]

imagine you and peter fucking and he’s so strong bc of his superstrength and the next day your legs are JELLO

ok yes maam big fan this is mostly the day after & some banter lol its late and im not feeling up for writin crazy shit rn LMAO

You were woken abruptly by the sound of stumbling feet.

Jolting up from your bed with wide eyes, your eyes dart around the room in confusion, but only before landing on the chocolate haired boy lying on the floor with his face contorted in a wince and his hand clutching at his foot.

And to make the sight even more amusing, he's clad in only his boxers - that are only halfway on.

His eyes shoot up to meet yours, and with a 'what gives' gesture of your hands with a small frown, he smiles sheepishly.

"I stubbed my toe and fell," he says, as if you didn't conclude that already.

Your lips twitch up in a smirk and you sit up further. "I thought you had superpowers that make you less clumsy?"

Peter shoots you a look as he gets up, patting down his legs. "I'm not clumsy," he mumbles, "I'm agile."

You snort. "Babe, you literally woke me up from tripping over your feet and stubbing your toe on the floor."

He pauses for a moment. "That's true," he reasons, sauntering over to your smirking form with a small smile. "I do have my moments."

You suppress a snicker as he sits down on the edge of the bed, offering you his hand.

"You definitely have your moments," you joke, grabbing onto it, "I thought you had erectile dysfunction last night, you took ages to get hard -"

"That's not what I heard," he frowned, putting a hand on the small of your back and guiding you up as you roll your eyes, "All I heard was you moaning, and I swear to God my back is bloody because of those talons you call nails -"

"These aren't even acrylics," you smirk, raising an eyebrow, "They're natural."

Peter looks confused. "I don't even know what that is."

"Well, yeah, of course you don't," you laugh. "My bad."

Peter rolls his eyes, though he regards you with mirth as you stand up and start to walk towards your panties strewn on the floor - that is, until you feel an uncomfortable stinging sensation in your core that makes your legs feel wobbly, knees knobbly, and all different kinds of immobile.

You gasp and fall forward with a pained inhale, latching onto his arm before your knees hit the floor. Peter's eyes widen and he reaches out for you, wrapping an arm around your waist.

"Ah, fuck, I don't think I can walk," you grit out, "My legs are done."

"What do you mean?" he asks confusedly, regarding you with worry, "Are you paralyzed?"

"No, Pete, I'm not paralyzed," you laugh, though it's clipped and forced. "I'm fine."

"Then why can't you walk?"

Ah, bless the innocent. That is, the innocent ones that are extraordinarily sinful.

You refrain from sighing in exasperation and instead opt for a taut smile, patting his shoulder with your left hand while your right hand stays clenched firmly on his arm.

"Pete," you begin, saying your words slow and deliberate as if talking to a child, tilting your head and raising your eyebrows. "I can't walk because you fucked me so good I am incapable of moving my legs in any other way that doesn't resemble jello."

Peter blanches.

"Does that mean I hurt you?" he asks quietly, face falling.

You sigh and pat his shoulder reassuringly, giving him a small smile. You know that he wouldn't hurt a fly, so the mere thought of hurting his girlfriend could absolutely break him - there's proof in the way his eyes widen and in how his hand tightens around your arm.

You squeeze his arm and shake it a little.

"No, it doesn't mean you hurt me," you say comfortingly. "All it means is that you're really good at sex."

Not the best word choice, but satisfactory.

And instead of paling, Peter instead turns a light shade of red, freckles heating up and mouth uttering a small, "Oh," from the back of his throat.

[glove23]

1-10

Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.

My comfort zone is definitely just about any kind of Angst, with a generous amount of fluff thrown in.

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?

Not really? If i want to do it i generally just Do It and if I havent im either not a huge fan or i just dont know about it

3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?

Babyfic, it has to be a very specific kind for me to even read it but i defo dont want to write it. Im just not abt it, i work with kids im okay with keeping them out of my fic

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?

U should see my notes app on my phone its just filled with half cocked ideas that i will immediately forget i wrote down. Id say upwards of 10 just loose ideas floatin around

5. Share one of your strengths.

dialogue!

6. Share one of your weaknesses.

Not dialogue!

7. Share a snippet from one of your favorite pieces of prose you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

Finding a small stream running through the forest, it’s edges frosted with ice, she stopped. Crouching down, Alina watched as the light from her hand played across the flowing water and sparkled off the ice.

It was beautiful. She sighed.

Such a small thing could cause so much pain and fear. She was being hunted. She wasn’t safe in towns as people hated her just for being Shu. She couldn’t tell them she was Alina Starkov, the Sun Summoner, because that just put her in a different kind of danger. It left a bitter taste in her mouth that people were more willing to accept her when she was a powerful Grisha, than they were just by looking at her. Not that she was any safer as a Saint than she was being part Shu.

Alina tensed her hand, changing the shape of her light. No longer was it a softly glowing ball, but a sharp looking line of pure light. She slashed her hand down and the light slashed somewhat viscously into the water, shattering the ice at the edges and splashing water up onto her shoes.

Explanation: this just slaps okay?? Yes i Am too lazy to actually link the fic, but its half in love with easy death on ao3

8. Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

“I’ve spent my whole life running from the TVA, running towards this moment. To their destruction. And I never thought someone else would be here with me, and I’ve never had to think of someone else’s safety during...well anything really.” Sylvie stared into his eyes, hoping he wouldn’t hate her for the words she had to say next. “Loki, I don’t know if I can do this and keep you safe. If what I have to do risks hurting you…”

Loki put his other hand on top of their intertwined ones. “Sylvie-”

“I think I would still do it.”

I just think it really hits hard and i love the angst :) from darkness spreads under my ribs

9. Which fic has been the hardest to write?

Both meeting your maker (literally) and your makes meet (figuratively) bc they both long and very involved. Oneshots are easy, chapter fics take coordination

10. Which fic has been the easiest to write?

Truly it depends on my mental state or how currently obsessed i am with the source material. Rn the easiest to write is the two sylki fics I’ve posted in the past week, as I am very into it rn, they both took me like no time bc my brain is so hyperfocused on them

[vanillastudies]

Question Tag

rules: answer the 92 questions and tag 20 people

I was tagged by @study-the-past tysm!

since there were so many questions i put them under the cut

Last...

drink: water

phone call: my mom

text message: “do you have a bike helmet?” 

song you listened to: uhhh im listening to Bruno Mars Radio on pandora rn

time you cried: i was watching the OA (great show) and this guy was describing the effect ALS had on his wife (my grandpa died of als)

Have you...

dated someone twice: never even dated anyone lmao

kissed someone and regretted it: no

been cheated on: impossible as ive never been in a relationship

lost someone special: yes

gotten drunk and thrown up: no

List 3 fav colors

burgundy, teal, light blue

In the last year have you...

made new friends: yes

fallen out of love: What is love? (baby don’t hurt me)

laughed until you cried: several times- it’s very easy to get me to cry when i laugh

found out someone was talking about you: I came to a realization that I exist to people outside of just seeing them so like, yeah but not in a bad way?

Met someone who changed you: probably not

found out who your friends are: yea

kissed someone on your facebook list: ew no they’re all relatives

General

how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: all of them

Any pets: my dog Jackson :)

Do you want to change ur name: u know, I don’t exactly love mine but I also can’t imagine going by another name

What did you do for your last birthday: I was on an orchestra trip on my birthday and didn’t realy celebrate it but then when I came home my parents surprised me with chinese food and cake :) (and presents ofc) and my aunt took me to get pedicures

what time did you wake up: 10:00, but i prob wouldve woken up later if my dad wasn’t blasting country music downstairs

what were you doing at midnight last night: trying to sleep

Something you can’t wait for: gee idk im a p patient person but I guess going to Europe after senior year?

when was the last time you saw your mom: like 30 seconds ago

one thing you wish you could change in your life: as a studyblr I’d probably say my study space. My house is really loud and as someone who needs basically absolute silence to consentrate, there’s not really a good place for me to do homework there. So I guess I’d like to be able to go to the library more (except I need my licence for that)

listening to rn: Animal by álvaro soler

Ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah, he was this annoying guy in my middle school orchestra

Something getting on your nerves: my dad’s insistence on playing country music

most visited websites: tumblr, ao3, school website (for grades)

Other info About myself

moles: none

marks: I have a red splotchy birthmark on the right side of my foot, and a few chicken pox scars if thats what ur looking for

childhood dream: i have a hard time recollecting many memories and thoughts from childhood but probably to be an author or sth

hair color: dark brown

long or short hair: short hair definitely! long is so hard to manage (although it’s easier to do cute hairstyles)

do you have a crush on someone: does a celebrity crush count? Fictional characters?

what do you like about yourself: I love my eyes, and also my nails? Idk that’s a weird thing to like but they’re very paintable

piercings: just the standard one on the lobes of my ears

blood type: i have no idea

nickname: kenzie is a nickname, or kenz. I’m not really a nickname person

relationship status: single

zodiac: taurus

pronouns: she/her 

favorite tv show: ahh there are so many good ones! Prob Gilmore Girls, Sherlock, and The Good Place as my top three

tattoos: none, but id like to maybe get a flower tattoo or sth when im older

right or left handed: left

surgery: none

hair dyed a different color: I bleached the underside back in the beginning of april

sport: i literally just quit swim team so none i guess

vacation: ik ive already talked about this but im really excited for my europe trip in 2 years!

sneakers: i have one pair that i wear and they’re these awesome nike skateboard shoes

More General

eating: rn im not eating anything but for dinner im having chicken and baked beans

favorite thing to eat: a local grocery store sells this amazing sushi that ive found in few other places- it has a good sauce and cruchy stuff on it

drinking: water

im about to: eat dinner

waiting for: dinner (im rly hungry ok)

want: uhhh now im thinking abt food but aside from that i want some zebra mildliners and the grayscale tombow brush pens. Also some cozy sweaters and sweatshirts

get married: i dont think so, but i have a while until i’ll have to start thinking abt that

career: smth in law or politics? 

Hugs or kisses: hugs

lips or eyes: probably eyes

shorter or taller: shorter, but I love when tall friends lean on me

older or younger: if we’re talking abt relationships then neither??? otherwise i prefer talking to ppl older than me 

sensitive or loud: i consider myself sensitive but im prob more loud

hook up or relationship: relationship bc im a minor

troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant, definitely

Have your ever...

kissed a stranger: no

drank hard liquor: just a sip

lost glasses/contact lenses: glasses, yeah (how do u lose contact lenses)

turned someone down: nobody’s ever asked me out, but on other things yeah

sex on the first date: ew no

broken someones heart: not that i know of

had your heart broken: no

been arrested: no

cried when someone died: yeah

fallen for a friend: maybe a small crush? but not like in love

do you believe in...

yourself: i guess...

miracles: only like, metaphorically, not religious miracles

love at first sight: no

santa claus: no??? why

kiss on the first date: no

other

current best friend name: chase :)

eye color: light blue

favorite movie: rn it’s definitely spider man: homecoming omg i cant wait to see it again

Now tag 20 ppl

alrighty @rainbowdrink @gloomstudy @coffeeandcommerce and anybody who wants to! (this is a lot of questions, I don’t want to burden anybody with this responsibility that doesn’t want to lmao)

[turtles-go-quack]

answer them all pls?

1. Are looks important in a relationship? I mean an attraction is necessary for the relationship to work but personality is key. 

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Always, even if they don’t work you get to be apart of some amazing persons life even for a little while, I think that,s pretty neat 

3. Are you a virgin? No

4. Are you in a relationship? No

5. Are you in love? No, I guess not, but love is confusing af. 

6. Are you single this year? Yeah

7. Can you commit to one person? Yeah

8. Describe your crush. Right now there’s not really a crush, there are some cool people that im talking too but rn I’m trying to focus on myself. 

(The most cliche thing to say after a break up forgive me)

9. Describe your perfect date - A takeaway then to the pub then a drunken wander then a movie or something idk. I don’t like big fancy things, lowkey and private is best for me.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yeah

11. Do you ever want to get married? Someday definitely 

12. Do you forgive betrayal? I can forgive a lot of things but in any form of a relationship/ friendship I give my all to that person and help however I can. If someone takes advantage of that then no, I can’t forgive that

13. Do you get jealous easily? Nah I trust people to tell me the truth so unless I get given a reason to be jealous then nah im pretty chill

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Already kinda answered this, not really 

15. Do you have any piercings? Yeah just my ears.

16. Do you have any tattoos? I have, my wee squirtle the turtle with a wizard hat on my arm 

17. Do you like kissing in public? Not really

20. Do you shower every day? Usually more than once a day 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I dunno, doubt it

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Hell nah, noone needs me running round their head so early in the morning 

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I have, I could think of no reason to cheat on someone regardless of time together. If your unhappy in a relationship, leave- don’t act selfishly and hurt the other person just because you’re scared.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I’m honestly not sure

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Im not sure, who knows where this year will go. I never thought id be starting this year single and here we are so who knows 

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah usually right before they leave

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? nah

28. Have you ever been cheated on? yeah

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? nah, I know how bad it sucks why would I put someone else through that 

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes on my nose

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Honestly I cry over a stain what do you think?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yeah

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yeah 

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? yeah

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Um im not sure tbh bc they would all probably say they like someone even if they didn’t 

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yeah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yeah 

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Kinda

41. Have you had sex so far this year? No its been a struggle

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Not long im a handsy person

43. How long was your longest relationship? A year

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Uhh 6????

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Fucked if I know that was far to long ago

46. How many times did you have sex last year? A lot, it was fun

47. How old are you? 19

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I’m not sure I like anyone but regardless I would let them be happy

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? N/A

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? All my friends have all my heart, I would do anything for them in a heartbeat

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yes, because sometimes its easier to walk away as much as it hurts sometimes your’re not the person they need and you have to let them find there way without you

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nope

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Multiple

55. Share a relationship story.  If you don’t mind im going to leave this one out. I’m trying my best to get out of this sadness and I don’t think relationship stories are best rn sorry x

56. State 8 facts about your body. I’m tiny, I have a love heart shaped birthmark, I have a scar from when I was burned at a barbecue, My hair grows ridiculously fast, my right foot is smaller than my left, idk i cant think of anything else

57. Things you want to say to an ex. I hope you are truly happy now.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? food, food ,food, food and laughter 

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) maybe later x 

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? uhhhh 6 years? but that wasnt a relationship just a thing

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? eyes and smile

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? care about me lol

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? idk dude the sexy time is private sexy time as long as everyones having fun

64. What is your definition of cheating? doing something you wouldnt share with your partner 

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? idk, i did use to sexy dance in a picachu onsie that was pretty sexy 

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Already answered 

68. What is your sexual orientation? Idk, I still identify as a lesbian despite being gender queer idk?

69. What turns you off? Arrogance and Ignorance 

70. What turns you on? Affection and like idk women in general

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I had sex with Emma Watson it was wonderful 

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Fuck 

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?  Just come watch movies and drink wine and let me be sad pls

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? im not sure what counts as a superficial characteristic

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? There was this time I was super sad like wouldnt leave my room type thing so some of my friends all got together and made me this kinda care basket with a blanket and some movies and some chocolate (also a unicorn) and we just sat watching movies all day and it was just so lovely and I wont ever be a able to repay them for how loved that made me feel 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Idk im not very good with affection I usually cock it up when I do try  

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? There’s always a limit but as long as both are consenting ADULTS then its alright 

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?  Its a secret for a reason xo

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? I’m not sure, I was angry about something with my ex but I dont think it was jealousy 

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Yesterday talking to my mumma 

82. Who is the last person you hugged? My mumma

83. Who was your first kiss with? This boy called David

84. Why did your last relationship fail? Oh that is a very long story, perhaps for another day

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Idk maybe?