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literallyalbertcamus · 9 months ago
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Angus Tully as a boyfriend headcanons:
(I did this at 4 a.m. instead of sleeping, so coment something or like it. I also did this all in my phone)
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- Boyfriend!Angus who teases you about absolutely EVERYTHING, he isn’t even mean or anything, is just that the poor boy is incapable of flirting like a normal person, but he likes you and is confortable enough being his weird akward self around you.
- Boyfriend! Angus who as always an arm around your shoulders during your dates, kinda showing you off to his classmates, who actually where kinda shocked when they found out about your relationship.
- Boyfriend! Angus who calls you everyday from the school’s phone to your house because you are the only person he really cares about before the holidays, and just hear you makes his day better.
- Boyfriend! Angus who tell you all the drama and gossip from school, that is not a lot, and probably is just him bitching and whining about how everyone at Barton is dumb, but you just listen to him like 👁👁 and feeling like a peasant bc what did you just said babe? That you have classes of ancient history and you understand latin and french? Pfff yeah they TOTALLY teach that at public school (i actually don’t know that because im not from the US, but im basing in what i know about you guys and my experience in private school in my country).
- Conected to the previous one, boyfriend! Angus who listen to your gossip from town and school totally entretained like you where telling him the plot of a movie or a tv show, small town drama really does it for him, you two could be on your bed room while you where supoused to be doing homework with his help but now he won’t do nothing until you tell him all about why Tina S. and Mark H. broke up and what does it have something to do with Sarah F.
- Boyfriend! Angus who send you the most nasty letters but when he meet in the weekend will be all akward and stiff.
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rui-xyz · 6 months ago
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hii im from wattpad and i want to request :
Rui x reader (reader is afab), fsmut ig ?? both college students nd they both wanted to start a project but ended up.. yk 😭
HIHI WELCOME!! Honestly this ask is my entire rui sequel fic on wattpad (wink wink go read it and the prequel anyone who hasn't)
Anyway enough talking, let's just get into it ;)
⭒Synopsis: ^^
⭒Warnings: NSFW,
⭒Setting: College, so yall are anywhere from 18-22 or so
⭒Notes: AHH IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK FOREVER TO GET OUT
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"Alright, we have everything we need! I think..." You gazed over the messy pile of mechanic bits strewn across the floor, your boyfriend sitting in the middle.
"This should be all I need," he smiled up at you from the floor.
"Great! Then, let's get to work!" You hopped over onto your bed, starting to look through the brainstorming notes for just what kind of bot you'd use for this project.
That was over half an hour ago. So far, you had done nothing but add maybe 3 more things to your notes, and ramble endlessly. You suddenly stopped yourself mid-sentence, shaking your head in frustration.
"Noo, Rui, we're on another tangent..."
"Sorry, I knew this time, it just seemed like something you really enjoy talking about."
"Thank you, Sweetheart, but now's not the time to indulge my scatterbrain." You sighed, flopping back on the bed. "I still have no idea what this bot is even gonna do, let alone look like..."
"You have plenty of ideas down, I suppose it's just choosing that's the hard part."
"Are you sure the animated hologram is off the table?"
"That would take several months of research and work. You need this done by the end of the week."
You groaned and sat back up, slipping off your bed and leaning down over Rui's mess to cup his face and nuzzle his nose. "Thank goodness I have my pretty genius boy to help."
He chuckled softly, going along with your affection before standing up to stretch his legs. "I'll have you know, I didn't procrastinate on my homework this time, just to make sure it was done for when you get home."
You cooed, thanking him with a hug as he stepped out of his sea of silvers and metal. "Y'know, maybe a snack will help get us on track?"
"I don't think a snack is going to help you focus better."
"Awe, c'mon, we won't know til we try, right?" As you started walking out from your bedroom to the kitchen, you were tugged back by your shirt before the door closed in front of you.
"I know something that'll help."
"Hmn? And what would that be?"
Suddenly, you felt Rui pick you up and toss you onto your bed, jumping on you immediately after. He held himself up, hovering above you with a smirk on his face.
"If history repeats itself, this'll probably help out," he purred, before leaning down to start kissing and licking up and down your neck. You shuddered slightly.
"W-what in the world makes you think this is the solution?"
"You haven't noticed? You do much better work when you're... we'll say... relieved."
"What evidence is there of that?" You chuckled, resting your hands on his shoulders.
"I've witnessed it a time or two. Now, enough talking. That's what got us here in the first place."
You wanted to inquire some more, but refrained, instead just simply letting your breath shake with every exhale as Rui soaked your neck with growing impatience.
He wasted no time in slipping his hands under your shirt and pulling it up your body. His hands found their way to your sides, gripping and rubbing over your ribs, down to your hips. His mouth left your neck and pressed against yours, tongue slipping past your lips within seconds.
You kicked your legs up over his hips, squeezing his waist between your knees. He carefully pulled his face away from your kiss, smiling down at you darkly.
"Let's get this over with quickly, yeah? We shouldn't take too long when we have work to do."
"Yeah, you're right..."
His hands tugged your shirt all the way off, tossing it aside dismissively and going for your pants. Then his pants came off. Meanwhile, you tugged off his shirt, which he had neglected due to time. His leg pressed up between your legs so you could grind against it as your tongues licked together with hunger.
He felt over your body, squeezing roughly, grabbing at his favorite parts of you and feeling your soft, plush skin under his fingers. Fuck, were you irresistible, even with his eyes closed.
With the softest groan of frustration and impatience, he stuffed his face into your neck and shoved hastily at his all too tight pants. He sighed at the freedom once they were finally off, and paused before he made for his boxers. Rui lifted himself up and gave you a devilish look.
"Is my Darling ready for me?"
You let out a shuddering breath as his hand trailed down your stomach, dipping into your underwear and feeling across your folds. Just how easily his fingers slid told you the answer to his question. His smirk widened.
"Good."
With that, his fingers hooked into the leg holes and started tugging them down your thighs. Once they were off and discarded with all the rest of your clothing, you suddenly felt two of his fingers slide into you embarrassingly easily. You tensed, gasping, but huffed at the amused look on his face.
"I thought you said we shouldn't waste any time?"
"I wouldn't call this a waste. You aren't seriously asking me to just ram into you without a little preparation, are you?" He gave you a pouty look, to which you rolled your eyes and let him continue, stretching you out. Once he pulled his fingers out of you, sucking them clean before they wrapped around your hip, you mentally prepared yourself for what came next.
"Ready?"
"Yeah."
He propped your legs up onto his hips and carefully slid into you. You let out a shaky breath as each inch slid in, filling you up how he always did. He groaned out happily, smiling as his lashes fluttered.
"Mmh, yeah... that's it." Rui sighed as he leaned down, pressing his chest against yours. His arms slipped under your shoulder blades and grabbed your shoulders. He rubbed his cheek against yours and placed a few kisses across it, grinning all the while. "I love you... Want me to start yet?"
You wiggled your hips slightly, listening to his breath hitch. Once you were fairly sure your insides had adjusted, you leaned back and relaxed, then nodded your head.
"Yeah, you can start."
"Okay, Honey," he sighed happily, then pressed his lips to yours. He started to pull back, then thrust back in slowly, breaths uneven. Your own breath was shallow as you kissed him, feeling how gentle and slow his movements were starting out. He continued at that same pace for a while, then pulled away from your lips to catch his breath as his hips began to speed up.
The feeling of his cock brushing against your inner walls and his tip hitting so deep in you gave you a wave of goosebumps, how it usually did. A few soft moans started to leave your lips as your head fell back against the pillows. Your vision was blurry with pleasure, but you could see as Rui looked over your face, his muscles tensing as a moan escaped him. He leaned back down, groaning softly as he shoved his face into the nape of your neck and started to speed up more.
It felt glorious, the pleasure making your brows furrow and eyes roll back. Your hands gripped onto his back, and with every moan of his that sounded next to your ear, you felt your insides grow hotter, until a knot started to form in your stomach. The most you could do was squeal out Rui's name, but in response, he sped up to a pace that had you wailing with pleasure.
You could feel your finale quickly approaching, but it's not like you could muster the ability to warn him, especially when his mouth met yours again and your moans mixed together. As you reached the edge of bliss, all you could manage was a frantic shove to Rui's shoulder, before your back arched and you cried out. He immediately slowed down, now back to focusing on his depth as his orgasm also neared. You clenched around him as you soaked his cock with your release, and those sweet sounds you were making made his cock more solid than stone. Every second his orgasm neared, it felt like you were driving him more and more crazy. He could just barely sense himself getting louder as he kept slamming deep into you, until his pleasure peaked and he let out a long, shuddering moan as he released inside you. You shuddered, yet another wave of goosebumps raising over your body. As his cum gushed into you, he held you tight, squeezing you with euphoria. When the feeling finally subsided, his whole body relaxed, almost going limp above you. He let out a sigh and started catching his breath at about the same pace you were.
The two of you spent a couple moments just basking in the relaxing, post-orgasmic afterglow, before Rui dropped his head back down to your shoulder, shifting slightly to get comfortable.
"Don't fall asleep," you warned with a chuckle.
"I know, I know. We still have work to do."
His words made you pause, before you groaned. "Awe, fuck."
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rigormortissettingin · 4 months ago
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how to get perfect grades from a short attention span girlie that nobody asked for
when you get home from school, rewrite all your notes from all the important classes that day (if you’re a british slag like me then just do all your gcse subjects)
learn how to do deep work: work for a really long period of time with barely any breaks where you don’t get distracted and get shit done — having noice cancelling headphones whilst listening to white noise etc works best for me
don’t let anything distract you, put your phone away in another room, etc
if you can’t concentrate, before your revision sesh, stare at a still object for 1 min to help with your focus
have a schedule/a weekly routine!!! i know you’re lazy and have been avoiding making one so here’s my routine: on school days I rewrite all my notes from the classes (that you care about) that day and do some homework then leave the rest for the weekends
mindset is EVERYTHING. be positive about everything in your life and stop being a pessimistic bitch. everything will be okay. jeez.
for music, find a few white noise/focus music playlists and listen to them with noise cancelling headphones for most intense focus (linking my fav spotify playlists below)
write everything out by hand. don’t be lazy you dumb fucker and type everything up on quizlet. quizlet is bullshit and you know it. it’s been scientifically proven that writing things out help you remember them better
go over things early in the morning and late at night (quickly proven to stick in your brain more)
find what works best for you. find your perfect environment, music, time of day to revise, method etc. i work best in my room after 4 pm by using flash cards I have written out by hand
don’t let food distract you!!! if you have snacks nearby but you’re eating them instead of working then put them away
have an app for revision. study bunny if my favourite one it’s so cute but it doesn’t distract me
holidays are a blessing. dedicate some time every day in the holidays for revision, even if it’s not a lot
have a good balance between school and other hobbies. i would say have a good social life but i honestly don’t think having one is that important. or at least it’s not important to me, but if you want a good social life then go for it
have goals for the future, like if you want to go to uni and where you want to go if you do, what field you want to specialise in, etc and work towards them
if you want to exceed in school then you have to make revision and academic excellence your coping mechanism or a safe haven to calm you down
reading books, especially literature helps so much with everything. not just your vocabulary but it also helps your understanding of the world and helps you see everything in a different light. and don’t give me that “but i do read” bullshit because tiktok smut twisted love twisted hate icebreaker all that crap that you’re not even old enough to read don’t count. my fav books if you need any recs: the virgin suicides (not literature, just well-written), the secret history (not literature, just well-written), girl, interrupted (again, well written but not literature), crime and punishment, carmilla, dracula, alice in wonderland, emma, pride and prejudice, sense and sensibility, much ado about nothing, a midsummer nights dream, rebecca, the outsiders, little, women and loads more
delete social media if it worsens your mental health or your grades. deleting tiktok has been the best decision of my entire life, i was so unhappy for so long because endlessly scrolling was a coping mechanism but now im actually happy for once in my life and my grades are quite good
pray like you didn’t revise and revise like you didn’t pray
i have to have a number 20 because odd numbers besides 13 and 7 annoy me
thank you
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mysterycitrus · 10 months ago
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#1, #3 and #22 for the ask game? 😊
Who's your favourite character and why?
this may surprise some members of the audience because i keep it on the dl but my favourite character is dickchard "dick" grayson and he has been my favourite character since i pirated the batman 2004 instead of doing history homework. many many reasons i like him - i have a lot of affection for characters that are fundamentally kind despite carrying such a heavy burden. the kind of person to give everyone a chance. someone who perseveres despite the odds, and inspires others to do the same. the first in a long legacy - a character that changed how comics were written. bruce was only alone for nine issues before dick was introduced! he's so important to the fabric of what a superhero is and can be.
i am also an eldest child. interpret that how u will.
3. Who's your favorite comics hero/sidekick duo?
dick + damian are an all time classic because they were the first proper batman and robin duo that i read when i was getting into comics. the thematic layers! the breaking of cycles! the father-brother-sonisms! trying desperately to ignore grant morrisons racist everything!
i also love dick + rose wilson, bruce + cass, babs + charlie, and ollie + mia
22. Any comics you're looking forward to?
im both intrigued by and dreading the new red hood limited series because best case scenario we'll get; good jason writing, competent narrative storytelling, and zero (0) mentions of him being friends with roy harper. worst case scenario its like arkham knight and online discourse becomes just unbearable for its entire duration.
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7smiles · 6 months ago
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irritated as fuck about my personal life so im gonna make some Alex and Eric relationship headcanons to chill the fuck out
- Alex and Eric are a parallel play couple. Obviously. Alex practices piano, studies, reads etc while Eric uses Alex's computer to play games. They watch documentaries together. This is basically canon. Durrrr...
- Alex gets overwhelmed easily, Eric kind of sucks at comfort but is a protective person so he would kind of "shield" Alex from shit thats overstimming him. The type of person to usher them out of a room if theres too much going on
- Eric is a listener. He's very patient with Alex, but I think Eric could get distracted easily. Regardless, Eric pays good attention to Alex.
- Alex is in his own head a lot and is somewhat quiet. Short fused and sometimes Eric and Alex are tense around each other if Alex is especially irritated.
- Eric eats all of Alex's snacks but tbh Alex is indifferent to it because he doesnt give himself time to eat anyway. Self indulgent hc, but Alex prefers sweet drinks over snacks.
- Alex's parents think Eric is a good friend. They kind of pity both of them, but they're pleased Alex has a "friend" to hang out with instead of being alone.
- Alex's room is Eric's home. Eric's family isnt discussed at all in the film- I think Eric's security relies heavily on Alex and his parent's
- If they normaled the hell our after that shower scene and didnt kill a bunch of people and Eric didnt die after, Eric and Alex's relationship wouldve been so sweet ☹️
Eric is already around Alex all the time, these two would be insufferable. I think Eric would give Alex smooches a lot, and be really annoying in asking what Alex is doing. He'd ask Alex to explain history, or musical notes, help with homework etc. Eric struggles with school but enjoys learning and knowledge!'!
- Compression moments methinks. Alex needs Eric to just. Lay on him or hold him with pressure to relax sometimes. Guy just wants to be held and noticed.
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twilightzone12 · 24 days ago
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I Hate You Forks pt.2
You smake your alarm like 6 times to make it shut up and sat on the side of your bed contemplating life as charlie knocked and said there's breakfast down staires. You got dressed did your hair and make up you went downstaires and ate as bella told you she would drive you to school and you can hang out with her and the cullens at lunch
You hate life right now as you look at you schedule and see no classes with bella. You walk in history first thing in the morning fun right. You sit down in your seat as everyone talks to there freinds when some tall ass jerk sits in front of me and I cant see the chalk board, "uh hey do you mind sitting somewhere eles your kinda tall no offense" you say tapping him on the shoulder and when he turns around and you make eye contact your jaw drops he's heavenly buetifull "no problem mam'm" he says with a thick southern accent and gets up and sits next to you instead
As class goes by you finally make it to lunch and go to find bella at the cafitera "hey bella" you shout and wave as she beckons you over. You sit down at the table and omg there all buetifal like heavenly buetifal your lost in thought as Edward chuckles and say we know. You look at him confused and look at everyone eles and lock eyes on "hey your the tall jerk from my history class" you point a finger at him "me now how could I be a jerk I moved didnt i" he paused since he didn't know your name "uh right (y/n) my name is (y/n)" you looked at him waiting for him to give you his "rigth im jasper" he held out his hand so you could shake it and I swear there was electricity between us
Skip to after school
Bella drove us home from school "so ya know jasper is single" bella jimed "ok what does that have to do with me" you looked suspiciously at her "I dont know just thought you might want to know" she said as we pulled in to the drive through I said hi to chairle and went upstaires to do my homework and think and mabey I won't send katie on a wild goose chase
God damn it I hate you Forks
(Ehehehehe I hope you guys like the second chapter)
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shuxiii · 1 year ago
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Everyday pt.17
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Hanni Pham x reader pt1, pt2, pt3, pt4, pt5, pt6, pt7, pt8, pt9, pt10, pt11, pt12, pt13, pt14, pt15, pt16, pt18
A/n credits "everyday" by david levithan. Theres a slight mention of fatphobia, im not sure of its considered so i apologize if im wrong.
Day 6024
No alarm wakes me the next day. Instead, I awake to find a mother—someone’s mother, my mother—sitting at the edge of my bed, watching me. She is sorry to wake me, I can see, but that sorrow is a minor part of a much larger sadness. She touches my leg lightly.
“It’s time to wake up,” she says quietly, as if she wants the transition from sleep to waking to be the easiest it can be. “I’ve hung your clothes on the door of the closet. We’ll be leaving in about forty-five minutes. Your father is … very upset. We all are. But he’s taking this particularly hard, so just … give him room, okay?”
While she’s talking to me, I don’t really have the focus to figure out who I am or what’s going on. But after she leaves and I see the dark suit hanging on the closet door, I piece it all together.
My grandfather has died, and I’m about to go to my first funeral.
I tell my mother I forgot to tell friends to cover me for homework, and get on the computer to let Hanni know that it’s not likely I’ll be able to see her today. From what I can tell, the service is at least two hours away. At least we won’t be spending the night.
My father has stayed in my parents’ bedroom for most of the morning, but as I’m hitting send on my message to Hanni, he emerges. He doesn’t just look upset—he looks newly blind. There is such loss in his eyes, and it permeates every other part of his body. A tie hangs feebly from his neck, barely knotted.
“Marc,” he says to me. “Marc.” This is my name, and coming from his lips right now it sounds like both an incantation and a cry of disbelief. I have no idea how to react.
Marc’s mother sweeps in.
“Oh, honey,” she says, wrapping her arms around her husband for a second, then pulling back to straighten his tie. She turns to me and asks me if I’m ready to go.
I clear the history, turn off the computer, and tell her I just need to put on my shoes.
The car ride to the funeral is largely silent. The news plays on the radio, but after the third loop, I don’t think any of us are listening. Instead, I imagine that Marc’s mother and father are doing the same thing that I’m doing—accessing memories of Marc’s grandfather.
Most of the memories I find are wordless. Silent, strong stretches of sitting together in fishing boats, waiting for a pull on the line. The sight of him sitting at the head of the Thanksgiving table, carving the turkey like it was his birthright to do so. When I was younger, he took me to the zoo—all I can remember is the authority in his voice as he told me about the lions and the bears. I don’t remember the lions or the bears themselves, just the sense of them that he created.
There’s my grandmother’s death, before I really knew what death meant. She is the ghost in the background of all of these memories, but I am sure she is much more prominent in my parents’ thoughts. My own thoughts now turn to the last few months, the sight of my grandfather’s diminishment, the awkwardness between us as I grew taller than him and he seemed to shrink into himself, into age. His death was still a surprise—we knew it was coming, but not that particular day. My mother was the one to answer the phone. I didn’t have to hear her words to know something was wrong. She drove to my father’s office to tell him. I wasn’t there. I didn’t see it.
It is my father who looks diminished now. As if when someone close to us dies, we momentarily trade places with them, in the moment right before. And as we get over it, we’re really living their life in reverse, from death to life, from sickness to health.
The fish in all the nearby lakes and rivers will be safe today, because it seems like every fisherman in the state of Maryland is here at the funeral. There are few suits to be seen, and fewer ties. My extended family is here, too—crying cousins, tearful aunts, stoic uncles. My father seems to be taking it the hardest, and he is the magnet for everyone else’s condolences. My mother and I stand at his side, and get nods and pats on the shoulder.
I feel like a complete imposter. I am observing, trying to record as much as I can for Marc’s memories, because I know he is going to want to have been here, is going to want to remember this.
I am not prepared for the open casket, to have Marc’s grandfather right there in front of me when we walk into the chapel. We are in the front row, and I can’t take my eyes off of it. This is what a body looks like with nothing inside. If I could step out of Marc for a moment—if he did not come back in—this is what he would look like. It’s very different from sleeping, no matter how much the undertaker has tried to make it look like sleeping.
Marc’s grandfather grew up in this town, and has been a member of this congregation for his whole life. There’s a lot to be said, and a lot of emotion in the saying of it. Even the preacher seems moved—so used to saying the words, but not for someone who he’s cared about. Marc’s father gets up to speak, and his body seems at war with his sentences—every time he tries to release one, his breath stops, his shoulders seize. Marc’s mother goes up and stands next to him. It looks like he’s going to ask her to read his words for him, but then he decides against it. Instead, he puts away the speech. He talks. He unspools the memories, and sometimes they have knots in them, and sometimes they are frayed, but they are the things he thinks of when he thinks about his father. Around him, the congregation laughs and cries and nods in recognition.
Tears are welling up in my eyes, streaming down my face. At first I don’t understand it, because I don’t really know the man they’re talking about—I don’t know any of the people in this room. I am not a part of this … and that is why I’m crying. Because I am not a part of this, and will never be a part of something like this. I’ve known this for a while, but you can know something for years without it really hitting you. Now it’s hitting me. I will never have a family to grieve for me. I will never have people feel about me the way they feel about Marc’s grandfather. I will not leave the trail of memories that he’s left. No one will ever have known me or what I’ve done. If I die, there will be no body to mark me, no funeral to attend, no burial. If I die, there will be nobody but Hanni who will ever know I’ve been here.
I cry because I am so jealous of Marc’s grandfather, because I am jealous of anyone who can make other people care so much.
Even after my father’s done speaking, I am sobbing. When my parents return to the pew, they sit on either side of me, comforting me.
I cry for a little while longer, knowing full well that Marc will remember these as tears for his grandfather, that he will never remember I’ve been here at all.
Such a strange ritual, to send the body into the ground. I am there as they lower him. I am there as we say our prayers. I take my place in the line as the dirt is shoveled onto the coffin.
He will never again have this many people thinking of him at a single time. Even though I never knew him, I wish he were here to see it.
We go back to his house afterward. Soon enough there will be sorting and dispersing, but now it’s the museum backdrop for the exhibition of grief. Stories are told—sometimes the same exact story in different rooms. I don’t know many of the people here, but that’s not a failure of accessing. There were simply more people in Marc’s grandfather’s life than his grandson could comprehend.
After the food and the stories and the consolation, there’s the drinking, and after the drinking, there’s the ride home. Marc’s mother has stayed sober the whole time, so she’s behind the wheel as we make our way back in the darkness. I can’t tell if Marc’s father is asleep or lost in thought.
“It’s been a long day,” Marc’s mother murmurs. Then we listen to the news wrap around itself, repeat at half-hour intervals until we are finally home.
I try to pretend this is my life. I try to pretend these are my parents. But it all feels hollow, because I know better.
Day 6025
The next morning it’s hard to raise my head from the pillow, hard to raise my arms from my sides, hard to raise my body from the bed.
This is because I must weigh at least three hundred pounds.
I have been heavy before, but I don’t think I’ve ever been this heavy. It’s as if sacks of meat have been tied to my limbs, to my torso. It takes so much more effort to do anything. Because this is not muscular heaviness. I am not a linebacker. No, I’m fat. Flabby, unwieldy fat.
When I finally take a look around and take a look inside, I’m not very excited about what I see. Finn Taylor has retreated from most of the world; his size comes from negligence and laziness, a carelessness that would be pathological if it had any meticulousness to it. While I’m sure if I access deep enough I will find some well of humanity, all I can see on the surface is the emotional equivalent of a burp.
I trudge to the shower, pick a ball of lint the size of a cat’s paw out of Finn’s belly button. I have to push hard to get anything done. There must have come a time when it became too exhausting to do anything, and Finn just gave in to it.
Within five minutes of getting out of the shower, I’m sweating.
I don’t want Hanni to see me like this. But I have to see Hanni—I can’t cancel on her for a second day in a row, not when things feel so precarious between us.
I warn her. I say in my email that I am huge today. But I still want to see her after school. I’m close to the Clover Bookstore today, so I propose that as a meeting place.
I pray that she’ll come.
There’s nothing in Finn’s memory that leads me to believe that he’d be upset about missing school, but I go anyway. I’ll let him save his absences for when he’s actually conscious of them.
Because of the size of this body, I must concentrate much harder than I usually do. Even the small things—my foot on the gas pedal, the amount of space I have to leave around me in the halls—require major adjustment.
And there are the looks I get—such undisguised disgust. Not just from other students. From teachers. From strangers. The judgment flows freely. It’s possible that they’re reacting to the thing that Finn has allowed himself to become. But there’s also something more primal, something more defensive in their disgust. I am what they fear becoming.
I’ve worn black today, because I’ve heard so often that it’s supposed to be slimming. But instead I am this sphere of darkness submarining through the halls.
The only respite is lunch, where Finn has his two best friends, Ralph and Dylan. They’ve been best friends since third grade. They make fun of Finn’s size, but it’s clear they don’t really care. If he were thin, they’d make fun of him for that, too.
I feel I can relax around them.
I go home after school to take another shower and change. As I’m drying myself off, I wonder if I could plant a traumatic memory in Finn’s brain, something so shocking that he’d stop eating so much. Then I’m horrified at myself for even thinking such a thing. I remind myself that it’s not my business to tell Finn what to do.
I’ve put on Finn’s best clothes—an XXXL button-down and some size 46 jeans—to meet up with Hanni. I even try a tie, but it looks ridiculous, ski-sloping off my stomach.
The chairs are wobbly underneath me at the bookstore’s café. I decide to walk the aisles instead, but they’re too narrow, and I keep knocking things off the shelves. In the end, I wait for her out front.
She spots me right away; it’s not like she can miss me. The recognition’s in her eyes, but it’s not a particularly happy one.
“Hey,” I say.
“Yeah, hey.”
We just stand there.
“What’s up?” I ask.
“Just taking you all in, I guess.”
“Don’t look at the package. Look at what’s inside.”
“That’s easy for you to say. I never change, do I?”
Yes and no, I think. Her body’s the same. But a lot of the time, I feel like I’m meeting a slightly different Hanni. As if each mood presents a variation.
“Let’s go,” I say.
“Where to?”
“Well, we’ve been to the ocean and to the mountain and to the woods. So I thought this time we’d try … dinner and a movie.”
This gets a smile.
“That sounds suspiciously like a date,” she says.
“I’ll even buy you flowers if you’d like.”
“Go ahead,” she dares. “Buy me flowers.”
Hanni is the only girl in the movie theater with a dozen roses on the seat next to her. She is also the only girl whose companion is spilling over his chair and into hers. I try to make it less awkward by draping my arm around her. But then I’m conscious of my sweat, of how my fleshy arm must feel against the back of her neck. I’m also conscious of my breathing, which wheezes a little if I exhale too much. After the previews are over, I move over a seat. But then I move my hand to the seat in between us, and she takes it. We last like that for at least ten minutes, until she pretends she has an itch, and doesn’t return her hand to mine.
I’ve chosen a nice place for dinner, but that doesn’t guarantee that it will be a nice dinner.
She keeps staring at me—staring at Finn.
“What is it?” I finally ask.
“It’s just that … I can’t see you inside. Usually I can. Some glimmer of you in the eyes. But not tonight.”
In some way, this is flattering. But the way she says it, it’s also disheartening.
“I promise I’m in here.”
“I know. But I can’t help it. I just don’t feel anything. When I see you like this, I don’t. I can’t.”
“That’s okay. The reason you’re not seeing it is because he’s so unlike me. You’re not feeling it because I’m not like this. So in a way, it’s consistent.”
“I guess,” she says, spearing some asparagus.
She doesn’t sound convinced. And I feel I’ve already lost if we’ve gotten to the convincing stage.
It doesn’t feel like a date. It doesn’t feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn’t yet hit the net.
Our cars are still at the bookstore, so we head back there. Instead of cradling her roses, she dangles them at her side, as if at any moment she might need to use them as a bat.
“What’s going on?” I ask her.
“Just an off night, I guess.” She holds the roses up to her nose, smells them. “We’re allowed to have off nights, right? Especially considering …”
“Yeah. Especially considering.”
If I were in a different body, this would be the time I would lean down and kiss her. If I were in a different body, that kiss could transform the night from off to on. If I were in a different body, she would see me inside. She would see what she wanted to see.
But now it’s awkward.
She holds the roses to my nose. I breathe in the perfume.
“Thanks for the flowers,” she says.
That is our goodbye.
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cwcthzl · 1 month ago
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i am assigned you homework to watch when harry met sally
deb
okay so when i saw this i decided i was gonna watch it and keep a record of all of my thoughts during the film and share it with you, so here you go (it's a lot, i warn you)
i can't believe i have harry's exact haircut oh my fucking god
GET THIS MAN'S BAKERY OUT OF MY FACE
why does he casually have grapes w him
god how i envied those cheerful ppl who dotted their 'i's with little hearts
"look, when the shit comes down, i'm gonna be prepared and you're not. that's all i'm saying." / "in the meantime you're gonna ruin your whole life waiting for it."
sally's hair flow is actually gorgeous no wonder why she puts that much hairspray on
their fits are so 🤩🤩
i like how everytime sally declines to say more when harry asks, harry goes with 'fine, don't tell me' and moves on with whatever is in front of him instead of giving sally the reaction she very much expects (aka pleading for more info) and sally just gives in because she WANTS to share even tho she says she doesn't/can't
TF IS THAT ORDER. WHEN DID ORDERING PIE BECOME THIS COMPLICATED
sheldon the wonder schlong😭😭💀
"but if you MUST know" gurl just spit it out
"they don't make sunday." / "why not?" / because of god." IM WHEEZING
he is so sassy with the 'so?'s oh my god
he is so me
i like the song choice here because i think it really reflects sally and harry's interaction perfectly. "you say ee-ther, i say either." / "you like potato, and i like pot-ahto."
why does he have a baseball bat
why do blonde men look bald
"i never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice" SALLY YOU COOKED HIM GIRL
"it's amazing. you look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death."
i LOVE harry's mindset he is so me i'm gonna kill myself this guy is an ass
HOW MANY TIMES DID THIS MF MARRY
i was waiting for harry to get divorced tbh he had that divorced dad kinda vibe to him im glad he aced his journey ❤️
standing up to join the wave after telling your friend your wife told you she doesn't know if she's ever loved you is INSANE
"oh really? well that symptom is fucking my wife." funniest line delivery in history
marie i love you bby we're gonna get through this together even tho you're dumb asf
why is this bitch pulling a joe goldberg rn
it's the way sally is taller than harry for me
this couple pissed me off so much GOD STOP TALKING OVER EACH OTHER FOR A FUCKING SEC
YESSSS DIVORCED BITCH APARTMENT THAT HAS NO SURROUNDINGS OTHER THAN A COUCH YESSSS
is harry reading stephen king or are my eyes deceiving me
it's that ugly ass back cover that got my attention. i thrifted doctor sleep and only realized stephen king was on the back cover when mom pointed it out by saying that guy probably looked at his own face for horrors. not cool mum
"i miss the idea of him."
THEY ARE SO ON THE OTHER SIDES OF THE COIN I CANT
he is so weird why does he remember all the things she ordered with such hyperspecific steps. why is he like that. why is he me
"big jerk." / "little creep." LMAOOOOOOOOOO
UGH WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS. DANCINGCHEEK TO CHEEK??????? OH MY GODDDDDD
SUCH A SWEET NEW YEARS KISS 😭😭😭
marie i'm gonna kick your ass
MARIE AND JESS??????? THEY ARE SO CUTE
their fight 😭😭😭 their hug😭😭😭😭 i hate this bitches😭😭😭
NOW THEY HAVE BEEF WITH EACH OTEHR'S PARTNERS????? LMAO
"he is a good guy, you should talk to him!" / "he is too tall to talk to." what if i did a flip
he is still reading the end of the books first
he is so soft and gentle with her i'm gonna cry. not a single jab, a single sarcastic comment. just attentively listening and comforting - reassuring her and petting her hair as sally ugly cries . oh my god they are so 😭😭
sally is so pretty even when she cries tf
laughing to crying pipeline is so real sally i get you bby
i love their little kissies it's so insanely pure to me. like a kiss you would get when you are in elementary when you thought this was the ultimate form of love. so innocent and for what
okay well now this is not very just a peck
okay this is escalating
OKAY THIS QUICKLY ESCALATED
why is harry looking at the ceiling like its the ceiling's fault like damn 😭😭
i love sally's curls so much
why every way they approach this it gets even weirder like i am thinking if they fuck all of this would be resolved and they did and it sucked and now i am thinking they should just go back to being friends and they are doing it but it never seems fucking right???????
what are those skinny ass leggings are they fruitcakes
THE SLAP
HE SINGS TO HER OVER THE FUCKING PHONE FOR HER TO PICK UP😭😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
this tall bitch again
no this is another bitch
bro he is so me what the fuck i'm gonna kill myself
FRANK SINATRA???? WDYM IT HAD TO BE YOU?????
"how about you love me too?"
THE DETAILS????? IM DEYING
"i came here because when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
"you say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you!" 10 things i hate about you reference? perchance?
SMILING INTO THE KISSSSSSS IM DECEASING
yeah def have chocolate sauce on the side
but after all, i really enjoyed this film. like, throughly. i would be fine even if they didn't end up together because their friendship was just that good and reminded me of me and a friend of mine, and it really touched some subjects i really liked. also i added another mf to my kinlist, so thanks????? ig????? they are very cute and i Loved this film debs you are a saint
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pomegranateboba · 10 months ago
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i was just thinking (again) about my first post about the Summoner being sent to the Devildom instead of Mid Earthium after chap 13. and i was like "wait, what if there was already another MC in the Devildom already?"
like think about it instead of doing your homework (because i sure am not doing the history assignment), what if Summoner gets sent to the Devildom, where theres already an MC, which is basically the Obey Me MC (MC-chan/sheep MC whatever) and now there's like 2 MCs in the Devildom timeline.
and I have this theory, where you know when Barbatos (or maybe it was Solomon) mentioned that there are like an infinite versions of how shit can turn out. and what if like the Summoner and sheep MC are like the same person physically (looks and personality maybe? wise) but they have different roles (?) like how Summoner is the reincarnation of Polaris, meant to be in Bound Arlyn, while sheep MC is the descendant of Lilith, meant to be in the Devildom (so basically Summoner doesn't have sheep MC's shit and vise versa) like im sorry if this is confusing but do yall get what i mean here?
the crossover potential guys someone write some crack about this i need to do my history assignment
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demoiselettes · 2 years ago
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Hello! I came here for the matchup if you dont mind^^
I lwould like to be called Hana!Im straight,use she/her pronounce
My height is around 5'5,medium length black hair, with a few small bangs that I parted on both sides (sometimes it curled up). I have tan skin and a pretty tall figure(well maybe because im kinda skinny)
Outsiders look at me they will think I'm a quiet, shy person (some people even say I look pretty mean when they first see me and I don't know why) but for people close to me they see that I have a rather loud, enthusiastic and open personality. I consider myself a person who puts everyone's wishes above my own
However, I am still quite introverted. I also lose my temper easily. I like to help and comfort people, but sometimes I get tired of helping so many people in one day.I am a sensitive person,it helps me to understand people around but also makes me feel anxious and vulnerable.
I love food,I easily get hungry so I often prepare a lot of spare food in the kitchen. I like to study and learn about world history and politics and discuss them, listen to music and draw in my spare time.Maybe also sleeping because I find myself easily sleepy (maybe due to the amount of homework I have to face most of the day)
My favorite color are yellow,pink,blue,violet. I always try to be strong and don't like to rely on others, but sometimes I want to be taken care of and loved.I have a habit of clinging to my loved ones, and I also want to be comforted and receive encouragement when I feel low about myself.
I think thats all about me,thank you!!
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I match you with Yoriichi Tsugikuni!
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•I think it would take time for your relationship to progress, since it would rely on both of you building up trust
•Yoriichi’s quiet and reserved around you—not rude, mind— he only wants to observe you more and take things slow so as to give you time to get comfortable with him
•When you begin opening up and showing your more outgoing side, he feels relieved that you’re getting used to him
•The more you speak and show enthusiasm at being with him, the more he will open up too
•Not too much, but you’ll notice him talking more, smiling more
•At this point he’ll definitely start growing fonder of you and he’ll try to learn about your hobbies and the stuff you like so he can make you happy by preparing them
•Even though he’s very kind and considerate and measures his words before speaking them, he has a slight tendency to be blunt (not as much as Muichiro, just a bit) but he quickly notices if what he said hurt you and smothers up his words
•Despite his fervent desire to make the world a better place and to put others before himself, he still worries about you doing so
•Of course, he appreciates your kindness but he doesn’t want you to just- you know, let yourself get hurt for others, since you’re too dear to him
•Definitely tries to keep you from getting angry, and when he sees you being worked up about something he pretty much he’s immediately at your side, speaking to in the gentlest way
•He probably wouldn’t talk about his problems too much to you, and instead encourage you to talk about yours instead if it helps you out
•But after losing his brother Michikatsu, he might just break down in front of you without even meaning to, and you being there to listen and comfort him is probably what seals your relationship
•At this point, you guys are basically soulmates
•Considers your empathy to be a gift of some sort, like he’s ability to access the transparent world and melts everytime he sees you comforting anyone
•Definitely has the little wish of having a family with you, growing old with you and let’s hope nothing bad happens..
•So, i don’t think Yoriichi would be interested in politics much but i do think he’d like history, at least that of Japan’s since i’m not too sure if he had any way of learning much about other countries in the Sengoku Era
•So feel free to ramble on and on to him, he’s engrossed in both your voice and the knowledge
•When it comes to music, he whips out his flute
•Tries his best to play some lovely tunes on it for you, sometimes it comes out weird but he’s doing his best
•He doesn’t know how to react to your sleepiness too much, other than to let you sleep and to take over your chores/tasks and performing them as quietly as possible so he doesn’t disturb you
•Yoriichi doesn’t strike me as being a good cook, but he can wield a sword, he can make you food when you’re hungry at times, finds your appetite amusing!
•Doesn’t mind clinginess (secretly finds it cute and might accidentally admit it one day) but he isn’t too clingy himself, just lets you do your thing
•Gives you little headpats at the most random times
•Has tried and failed to tuck your hair into Japanese buns countless times, he’s determined though
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i-am-strawberrygirl · 2 years ago
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march 18, 2023
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im not good at taking aesthetically pleasing images, so enjoy reality instead? maybe ill figure it out eventually.
today is the last weekend before i go back to school from spring break. right now im just trying to do work that ive been putting off for my college classes.
speaking of college, im having to put together a reputuar of music for my college auditions. for context i would like to be a vocal preformance and music education major. and maybe minor in politcal science? not sure, it seems like wayyy too much work but i really do love polical science and things related to it such as history and government (economics can go rot). anyway im having to get all that music together and then ill probably order music over the summer.
i have a trip down to the coast soon, thats what the counter is for. ill leave in just about a month, im very excited for what i would be posting then.
today i felt moderate anxiety, still managable but having an anxiety disorder is never fun.
i need to get back to my homework and thats all i have to write for now. goodnight!
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I have unintentionally become the biggest nerd (affectionate AND derogatory) alive over the course of like. Three days.
be me
see a sick Seto Kaiba keychain while I’m in the mall waiting for class and get it.
class is linguistics, all my classmates want me carnally for taking the most correct notes that were fill in as you go despite being ten minutes late
now assigned to create something explaining history of development of English that happened through war, settled on gonna make a board game
next day see yugioh toys are going with happy meals and make my best friend/coworker (love you @hoarding-gremlin) go get a happy meal with me for a yugioh toy
get to infodump to someone who knows nothing about yugioh for like thirty minutes, they are already lost by “ancient Egyptian pharaoh possesses kid to play children’s card games and rich teen in love with his playing card in his previous life”
realize while doing homework that Evangelion soundtrack is GREAT for focus
learn for the first time that Minecraft is accessible to me and cheap, play it for the first time on a “short break” that lasts three hours, stay up till like two doing the class work I should’ve been doing instead of Minecraft
show up to work exhausted the next day. Coworker gives me my first ever monster
in a cool gamer way I get monster now, this must be what adderall does for people with adhd, this must be speed, oh fuck.
have a migraine from literally every single sip but IM SO EFFICIENT I CAN DO CLASSWORK AND MY JOB AAAAAAA
Coworkers are sucking, endangering children. Previously been firmly on the side of telling them off and got in trouble, realize being a narc actually gets the problem fixed and doesn’t get me in trouble, say out loud with my mouth that I love to narc it’s my new best friend
I think I’m winning
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snowandnilio · 5 months ago
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[Vent post again.]
(If u don't wanna listen to my problems or whatever this is then I suggest you just scroll away from this.)
4 years ago I made thus family gc on rb,
There was me, 'poppy'..., father Timmy, Jake.. and Mia..
...
Tim used to be "Mother nat" he changed his name bc ppl bullied him about it.
For jake.. n mia..
... 'me' n jake got together 3 years ago..
..
I kinda broke up with her bc.. of reasons.
She didn't rlly cared if I died.. even on how many times I've asked her..
Even tho mia always said "she does care, she js doesn't know how to show it properly" I believed her but..
It didn't feel right for me to stay with her if she kept saying that..
So I kinda left her on the same day that 'a' blocked me bc I said that I had now simped for lucifer as a small joke, turns out she did like lucifer that much-
But.
Same with 'z'. I had started to simp for sun, from fnaf sb. Yk that one game? Yeah from there.
I started simping for him and she asked if I had anything about Sun in my history, I said "ew no, I don't even like this fucking weird animatronic." After I said that, I js kinda stopped myself from simping anymore.
Bc I knew if sh3 found out then she would unfriend me-
She was the first one I added to that gc.
And yet. Here I a, taking risks on ending my friendships.
Idek why I miss them tbh..
I honestly thought I didn't care anymore..
Ig I js..
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I js miss them..
They were normally active.
Now their js busy with house stuff, homework and school.
And I kinda know it is, but Tim is the only adult there-
Were all still kinda kids-
In 2 yrs I'll be 18..
Rn I'm still 15 bc my b-day isn't here yet-
Tmr is jakes b-day..
Idk what I'm gonna do.
Probably js sit around outside then angrily walk back inside bc of the kids.
I can't do anything outside with 'H' always asking "can I play with you?" It's js annoying.
I hate those danm boys.
Their always around in ONE spot when I'm there.
It either gets annoying or I js can't handle being around that much ppl..
Probably the 2nd one..
I don't like it when it's a crowded place..
I js kinda get anxiety and scared..
So I'm usually js in my room, but since I was doodling eyes outside, it was quiet and nice, no one was there bc they went back inside.
Plus it was getting kinda dark, plenty of light of the sun was slowly going down.
I made a Lil drawing, something Lil me would always drew..
Tbh.. I've been kinda trying to keep Lil me alive by acting like a kid but..
There'd be ppl watching one teen run around n acting like a child instead of doing what those other whores n sluts n bitchs.
Aka other teens.
The female ones are always walking abd think their "badass"
I can easily pick a metal pole abd fuckung beat them until they've started up n learned their lesson.
Im a teen so it'll be fine.
Theres fights like those going around anyway.
More likely something else besides a metal pole but- like-
You get it right?-
..
Im gonna shut up now and js go on tiktok.. I rlly to get shit off of my mind by drawing shit and playing dice with my mom n sis.
Most likely dealing with my sisters boys shit.
Whenever their around the spot were at.
I js kinda walk away. In the place where their not at.
So yeah..
Anyway im gonna fuck off now.
Reblog, comment shit, or do whatever.
Idfc
Now bye..
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freebooter4ever · 9 months ago
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Nono, you’re right about glasses Geno, but what does he teach?
My pitch would be Soviet art history, his phd is specifically in the soviet sculptural tradition and it’s a long running joke amongst his students that his apartment is probably full of weird-ass replicas and plaster casts of them.
Ahahahaha you must not have seen that old post i found last night - art was apparently geno's least favorite subject. He used to ask his mom to do his painting homework for him, poor boy. (go watch the gifs its cute, a decade ago but he smiles at getting away with cheating in the exact same way he did when he made the cartoon joke this season)
No, if this is gonna be my silly little fantasy where geno is still in pittsburgh but as some adorable bashful professor and more accessible than a famous hockey player, he's gotta be in a field more accessible. I was never cool enough for the art department, there was a reason i was an artist/computer scientist doing computer science research instead of art research.
Ridiculous fantasy under the cut cause this month has been horrible and who doesnt need escapism :P
Lets put him in the math department, he's good at poker right? Or literature. One of those nerds who likes logic puzzles, like for fun. The kind that enjoys supposing something is fact, and then following the logic train of how the world's dominos would change if this one (wrong) thing is actually true. That'd stick math professor geno's office somewhere in baker hall, which is warm (like 90 degrees ALL YEAR), and strangely soft (well worn), but somewhat industrial (carnegie built all these buildings with the steel industry in mind), he'd fit right in.
Also it's shared with the chemistry department, and the chemical engineering students installed a soda machine in the hallway of basement B. And its famous because it's the cheapest place for caffeine on campus (being run by students they sold the cans close to at cost) and connected to like four other buildings by indoor bridges so you can get your soda fix even during the winter. Before a doctor told me i had to quit caffeine or else have a stroke, i was frequently walking over to buy cherry cola, like a cigarette break only more sugary.
So we have to have a meet cute in this little fantasy and what better vehicle than chitchat over a soda machine. Geno's supposedly shy, right? So i imagine professor geno is even worse, like professors dont talk to media unless they actively want to go viral and become famous and geno strikes me as the type who'd instead be quietly brilliant. Anyway, im shy too, so obviously it's gonna take at least two years of accidental run-ins before there's even a conversation. Like the first year i'd probably learn the hot mystery professor's schedule and time my soda machine visits to coincide with his. The second year i'd probably find out his name from a friend of a friend of a friend who took his class back in undergrad. By the third year we might exchange four whole sentences and it'd be the highlight of my life.
Speaking of classes, geno's gotta be that professor with tons of quirks. Costumes every halloween, a teaching style that is very serious but somehow the funniest in the department, everybody has nicknames from him, all the women in his classes are in love with him and give him other nicknames and tease each other about him behind his back. His office hours are always full, which he's a little bit sad about because if nobody shows up he has an excuse to play video games on his computer for a few hours. He's always stopped in the hallways because everybody recognizes him - current and old students alike - and wants to chat or ask questions related to life or homework. You can hear his voice coming from a mile away, so he's easy to find and socialize with. By the same token when he's in a bad mood, everybody knows it.
Professor geno would also be unfailingly kind - the one who remembers what its like to be perpetually exhausted, hungry, and broke as a student, so he sometimes orders pizza and has it sent to the whiteboard study areas in wean.
I dont think math professor geno would live in an apartment, that's a little boring. He'd probably live with his good buddy who's a famous hockey player and understands that adjunct professors get paid shit until you get your phd and then, god willing, tenure, so doesn't charge him any rent. This version of sid doesnt live in excluseive rich people town but instead has one of those stately mansions in shadyside. And its a college town so sometimes when they go out people recognize geno from class more often than they recognize sid and sid secretly thrives off this.
At some point after maybe four years of soda machine conversation, i'd get up the courage to ask professor geno if i could draw his portrait. Maybe he'd also help me come up with ideas for new animals and creatures to sculpt for my research gallery.
Lmao look what you did anon, you got me writing self insert fic for the first time in over a decade 🤣
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chaoticgremlinbrainspace · 1 year ago
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idk if theres something wrong with me but I feel the deep seated urge to just study the bat family and their weird ass family dynamics/relationships with eachother and like make a huge chart with notes then work my way out from there to their friends and then their friends friends until I know the entire web of complex interlocking relationships and how different people interact with each other and their histories with each other and shit. like I want to dissect the dc charaters and I know the only reason my ass is here in the first place is bc I hyperfixated on nightwing then got invested (sobbing shittung dying nightwing is my lil dude I put into a hydraulic press so unfortunately he would take up so much brain realistate💀) I wanna write silly goofy lil stories featuring him but I also want to do other characters justice and have full context of events and stuff I will throw up if im ooc and or just fucking wrong about something. like theyre so funky I wanna do right by their charaters but ive also gripped dick by the throat and started projecting onto his guilt ridden ass.(eldest child moment yippeee disappointmenting my parents makes me explode :( also hes funky like that lol) but like genuinely want to be able to take existing relationships and just like idk go into it? like explore them I guess and how they interact, what makes a character tick and all that. theres just something about charaters that are so fun to pull apart and find who they are at their core, what makes them this charater, you know? and I feel like part of discovering that is understanding the connections and history of a character in relation to the setting and other charaters, how they react, how they think and feel when put into situations, shit like that I could rotate in my head for hours. im also an emo lil shit and my brain tends to fixate on the darker events and happenings, which can be a hindrance at times 💀. and like im also just one lil dude my Interpretation of those relationships and charaters could be comepletely different form someone else's due to my experiences or lack of experiences with certain stuff. and like I wanna do it justice I dont wanna should dumb or completely miss the point because that would suck ass, Especially if I ever did post it online it would be like being dragged through the city tied to a Honda civic or smth. or at least thats probably how it would feel lol. damn fear of failure and ridicule we meet again you assholes....anyway, I wanna write silly goofy lil stories for my own enjoyment but I want them to be good and accurate to the characters, maybe add small little head canons as a treat but. Domestic type shit or me projecting onto dick my fucking adhd and making him explode too lmao.(im very insane about that head canon ive thought about it a lot, shout out to middle school me for doing all that research instead of sleeping or doing homework your a real one lol). that and using dick as a vehicle to explore my own queerness in a sense because like, its fun, and probably less dangerous than walking around downtown by myself. like I really enjoy giving dick a funky gender that he cant quite label or name that just is, and it doesn't matter because he’s just rocking around kicking ass, he just happens to not be cishet in my heart and mind. that and I wanna draw him in fun outfits, my friends agree he dress like a lesbian(lesbian approved statement). and like yeah I just think its neat to heasdcanon him as queer, Especially the funky genders because hes just doing his own thing bhfdjknvl. this turned into me rambling about making dick gender queer in some fashion not to say that cis dudes cant wear traditionally seen as feminine clothing or anything ya’ll because fuck the notion of gendered clothing, I just mean like imagine like very loud outfits, patterns colors weird shapes and sizes. that and cursed thrift store shirts that say some shit like “oat sealed frog jar” with a picture of Freddy Mercury sitting on a bench wrong. with the like insane fonts. I guess I wanna throw dick in fits that you typically would associate with the chill queer alt people who have cool drip. idk man. anyway sorry to y’all reading this it kinda got outta hand there. 
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chainsawworld · 4 years ago
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FUCK I HAD ENGLIDH HOMEWORK FUCK
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