#what if looks to the moon was called freaks to the moon and she sucked toes :thinking_emoji:

[lucettapanchetta]

I accidentally killed my brother, gave myself cancer and all I got was this outfit.

freak to the moon ~

[imyourbratzdoll]

Hey I was reading your X-men posts and I just had an idea and if it is possible for you can you write about reader was with Bucky or Steve or both (your choice) but they break her heart and she finds love again with Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) or Eric Lehnsherr (Michael Fassbender) or both (again your choice) and protect her from Steve/Bucky 😅❤️

hi honey! thank you for requesting this, I hope you like what I've written!

summary - love can be deceiving especially with the wrong person, but it's so much more when it's with the right person.

warning - cheating? angst, word whore is used, insecurities, small violence.

the gif I use isn't mine, divider by @newlips (deactivated)

Bucky Barnes had been your light since the day The Avengers found you. He had been the one to comfort you when the nightmares would become too much, the one to love you like you’ve never been loved before. So why did it feel like your heart was being ripped out of your chest as you heard him talking to his friends. Why did it feel like the opposite of love?

“I’m so sick of Y/n being attached to me all of the time! And does she really think I love her?! Has she seen herself lately? She’s no Nat or Sharon. She’s just her, plain.” Bucky groans, rolling his eyes and taking a sip of his beer. “Oh, did I tell you that I hooked up with a smoking hot babe last night?” He smirks. “Man could she bend.”

You suck in a breath quietly, not wanting to be heard and also struggling to hold back your pain. You walk back to your room, quickly packing your things and disappearing into the night. You knew it was too good to be true, not once in your life had anything ever turned out good. You always seemed to end up with the short end of the stick. You had nowhere to go, a bag in your hand and the moon shining down on you. You felt stupid, you should’ve stayed, found a place before you left. 

You decided to walk a few blocks, taking a random train, wanting to distance yourself. You had turned your phone off and threw it away at the first sight of Bucky calling you. You couldn’t turn back now, too busy with your head down, looking at the ground you manage to bump into someone. Your bag falling from your hands, hitting the floor with a thump. “I–I’m so sorry!” You go to kneel but stop when you notice your bag floating in the air. 

“It’s not safe for a pretty girl to be out this late. You don’t know who you might end up bumping into.” You blink, your eyes connecting with blue. The random man hums, “Ah, Y/n L/n. What are you doing so far from home? Don’t you know you have many people looking for you? Some good, some bad.” 

You shrug, “I don’t care…” You wipe your cheeks, ensuring there are no tear marks on them. “Who are you?” 

The unknown man stares, face like stone. Reminding you so much of the man you just left. “And here I thought I made a reputation for myself.” He studies you, “Erik Lehnsherr, but I also go by Magneto.” 

You nod. “It’s nice to meet you. If you excuse me, I have somewhere to be…” You lie, you recognise the name, you knew of the people he used to hang around before he fully embraced his dark side. You couldn’t have him handing you back out of spite, you didn’t want to go back. Not after what you heard. 

Erik’s hand flies out, gripping your arm softly. “No, you don’t. But I’m not a total monster, I won’t let a pretty girl like you stay out on the streets all night. God knows what will happen.” He begins to pull you along, ignoring your protests. “Be quiet, don’t make me regret being kind.” 

Your mouth falls open as you stand in front of the X-Mansion, beginning to feel uncomfortable as you realise these people may judge you. You weren’t a mutant, you were a freak, an unloved freak. “I–I can’t stay here!”

“Why not?” Erik looks down at you, “Oh, are you one of those vampires that need inviting in?”

You look up at him with your head tilted, “Huh? What… No. I just, these people are… and I’m me… Plain…” You begin to play with your fingers.

“Hmm, whoever said that should get their eyes checked. Now come. I’m sure Charles is awaiting our arrival.” Instead of dragging you by the arm, he moves his hand and opens it, waiting for you to slip yours into his. 

Months had passed since you had bumped into Erik, Charles had accepted you into their family, proving to you that you were one of them. Erik had come and gone many of times since he had taken you here, and each time you began to dread when he had to leave again. Your relationship with him was okay, it had begun quite stiff and slowly blossomed into a friendship, the only issue is you fell for him. But you knew you weren’t good enough for a man like Erik, Bucky had proved that. 

Today you were excited though, Erik was coming back, and you had decided to wear your favourite dress, remembering the first time you had worn it, and he couldn’t stop staring at it. Deep down your insecurities were saying it’s because he hated the dress and was wondering how someone like you could ruin a pretty piece of clothing by wearing it, but another part of you had hoped it was the opposite, that he liked your dress.

You walk out of your room, smoothing out your dress as you begin to head to the door where you hear voices. A smile forms on your face, ready to see Erik again. You enter the room and your smile falls, he had finally found you. You didn’t want to face him, he was the reason you didn’t think you were good enough anymore. 

‘Y/n, I don’t want you to think I invited him, I tried to stop him, but I cannot do much unless I control someone’s mind and you understand why I didn’t, right?’ Charles speaks into your mind, your eyes connect with his and you nod.

“This is where you’ve been this whole time?! Do you know how worried we were?! How could you be so stupid!!” Bucky growls, moving closer. It’s as though you up and leaving him had struck a nerve, but you don’t know why, he didn’t love you like you did him. 

You hated yourself in this moment, you wanted to stand up for yourself and show him that his words didn’t hurt, but everything was coming back, and you couldn’t move or speak. “I–I…” 

“Take one step closer to her and I’ll shove that arm of yours down your throat.” A voice speaks from behind you, Erik steps out from the shadows, moving closer to you. His hand rests on your lower back, calming you down when you didn’t even know you needed to be calm. 

Bucky spins his arm, glaring. “Who are you?” His eyes fall to where Erik’s hand rests before he looks at you. “Is this why you ran off? Because you’re a whore?” Bucky steps forward, ignoring Erik’s warning causing Bucky to let out a cry of pain as his arm begins to get crushed.

“I warned you to not step closer to her. Yet you ignored that and insulted her.” He moves in front of you, pulling you to stay behind him. “Charles may have not wanted to control your mind because he’s a good guy, but I’m not.” With a flick of his hand, Bucky rises and gets thrown through the door. Erik stalks forward and glares at him. “If you ever come near Y/n again, I will kill you.” He makes sure to watch Bucky leave before he turns and walks toward you before you can even open your mouth to thank him, he grips the sides of your face and pulls you in, bringing you into a passionate kiss. 

Was this what love felt like?

thank you for reading!

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[starshideurfics]

Buzzed, Buzzing - part 2

part 1

Buzzed, Buzzing

JQ, you can’t go dropping TWO horny photoshoots on us in less than a week!

steddie, omegaverse, Buzzed part 2, mdni 🔞

Finally being with Eddie is a dream. At least for the week he’s in town, fully foregoing Steve’s guest room and its comfy mattress.

Instead, it’s a week of Eddie wrapped around Steve each night, skin touching skin, bodies sated in a bone-deep way Steve’s never felt before.

A week of waking up to Eddie’s lips on his neck, to whispers of, “Morning, Puppy,” and sleepy yawns, arms tugging him closer and closer.

A week of Robin saying, “I’m happy for you, truly, but could you try going five minutes without swapping spit?!” only for Eddie to look her dead in the eye and lick whatever part of Steve is closest to his mouth.

A week of Steve floating on a cloud of affection and hormones.

Then Eddie has to leave, head to Chicago and buckle down for long days filming.

Steve mopes their whole last morning, sneaking shirts out of Eddie’s suitcase until the alpha relents and dumps out his dirty laundry. “Put ‘em all in your nest, I can get new shirts.”

Steve purrs, gathers the shirts, and herds Eddie back to his room for a last quickie before Eddie’s Uber arrives.

Being apart sucks. They videochat daily, text constantly, but Steve still misses Eddie every second he’s gone. So, he’s back where he started, mooning over pics on his phone, scenting at Eddie’s boxers as he works three fingers into his aching pussy.

He’s holding out, but Steve is counting down the days until shooting wraps, when Eddie would fly straight to Indy.

Steve’s on his lunch break, typing out a response to Eddie’s latest text as he shove pretzel thins and hummus in his mouth, when his phone starts buzzing.

Robin is calling, from the other end of the building. “Hey, Robbie, need me to get you a coke zero?” he asks instead of saying hello.

“Don’t tell me you got rid of your Munson-stalking web alert, because that’s the only reason I can think of for why you aren’t freaking out!”

He did, not really needing it when he has Eddie checking in with him at least hourly. “What? Robin, I’m texting with Eddie right now, what do you think I missed?”

“Just, look him up; your ADHD gremlin boyfriend probably forgot to mention it!”

Steve opens google, starts typing Eddie’s name and only gets as far as “ED” before autofill finishes it for him.

A new photoshoot and accompanying interview. Steve gets caught by a photo of Eddie eating a peach. It’s such a thirst trap, but it makes Steve smile.

Besides, there are other notes, but Steve’s scent has always been peach-forward. It might be a coincidence. Steve doesn’t think it is.

He reads the interview; about his current project, lots on the movie coming out next month that filmed a year ago, and his costars including a chill cat.

But right under the peach picture is a question about his personal life, how he stays grounded and connected when he’s constantly moving around for work. 

Eddie starts, as he always does, with Wayne, his friends, his charity work, the arts scholarship he funds.

“The truth is that it’s all for my partner. Like, I want to put good into the world, help kids like me who didn’t have the best start in life, but my focus is on being good enough for him, being the kind of person he can be proud of.” 

The journalist asks him to elaborate.

She writes about Eddie’s smile, the small one where he averts his gaze, emotions too big to share. “I dunno, just that he’s got me beat by a mile—he’s a teacher, middle school, you know, the worst time in a kid’s life. And he loves it!”

More words on Eddie’s laugh and kind eyes.

“So, yeah, the people I love, the people who love me, that’s how I keep my head on straight. That’s what it’s all about, right? Family, friends. Pack.”

Steve’s vision goes blurry on the last little paragraph. He wipes the tears from his eyes and pulls out his phone.

Just read the article! I’ve always been proud of you ❤️

Three little dots appear immediately to show Eddie’s typing, but they disappear and instead Steve’s phone buzzes with a call.

“I forgot that was coming out today! I should have warned you!”

Steve grins. “It’s okay.”

“It’s not, but thank you. And it wasn’t too much? I’m trying to keep my private life private, but if I can’t talk to you, I wanna talk about you. All the time. Because I fucking miss you, Puppy.”

“It’s okay,” Steve reiterates. “I miss you, too. So much. Wish you were here.”

The whine he lets out makes Eddie chuckle, low and dark. “Wish I had you here, could show you how much I miss you. At least you’ve got some new visual aides, but maybe tonight, when I call you could show me… Get your fingers wet for me.”

Steve lets out another breathy whine. “Yeah, want that.” He presses his legs together, tries to tamp down the feelings of desire before he gets too wet at work. “Miss your fingers, though.”

“Good,” Eddie husks. Steve can hear him lick his lips, so he knows Eddie’s nervous. “And it was supposed to be a surprise. But I’ve got the weekend off. My flight gets in at 9 on Friday night.”

Now expanded into a full fic! Read here

[riacte]

Space Opera AU dashboard simulator

🥧 syrupstars Follow

Anyone else think that Red King racer is a little... y'know... fruity?

👑 falsewellsupremacy Follow

He literally says "ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, get in line" so I think that answers your question.

🥧 syrupstars Follow

What about the "#Ally4Life 🏳️‍🌈" on his Twilight handle?

👑 falsewellsupremacy Follow

I genuinely have no idea. Maybe he thinks it's about him being an ally to cishet people

#idk ren's just like that sometimes #void knows what he's doing #also prev tags you do not want to get into the black hole of who ren has dated #he has rumours with 3/4 of the grid #edit: WHO MENTIONED BAD BOY TEENAGE REN IN MY NOTES #the shippers are here... oh no #edit 2: not ren at the club.

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🛑 bluebatshater Follow

oh my voiddd ofc That Duo got p1 again... i need them to dnf in the race. i hope they crash and burn and die and i need crastle to get podium for ONCE. i am so mad. i am calling for the goddess tsuki to curse them. dnf dnf crash burn DIE

🌻 lesbianlumian Follow

the goddess tsuki LITERALLY protects racers and that's why they pray to her? you think the goddess tsuki, creator of lumians, will curse an actual lumian? be so fucking fr

🛑 bluebatshater Follow

if you dont have anything productive to say get off my post. freak

#those blue bats stannies are SO ANNOYING THEY ARE EVERYWHERE #they're overshadowing all the other teams #cant even be a bitchy hater in peace #salt #negativity #hateposting

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🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

OMG FALSE IS SO PRETTY SHES MY QUEEN OF HEARTS OMG OMGOMGOGM 💖💖💖💖💖💖 i tihnk im gonna pass out. HER HAIR FLYING IN THE WIND AND HER RED FRECKLES AND HER SMILE WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST and Ren is hot I guess he's tall like a ferris wheel

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

Looking at posts from five years ago is funny like how did I ever believe I was straight

🍦 jelliepopsicle Follow

OP, I think I recognise your url... did you write that viral Bad Boy Ren x QoH fic on Launchpad?

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

💀 Shut the fuck up right NOWWW!!

#STOP MENTIONING THAT FIC I WFOTE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEEN!!! #everything before my gay awakening is not canon. sorry #tbh... as much as a nightmare it was i kinda miss that stupid fic #it was from a simpler time #now im in university trying to contact my groupmates and i think one of them got lost in a blackhole last tuesday (again) #sigh. this keeps on happening to me #my cousin worked on one of the moons last summer for two weeks and came back like he'd aged six months #my friend's ex got sucked into a black hole and was briefly spaghettified but they managed to revive her and she gloats that she's finally taller than my friend's ex #whoops sorry for dumping in the notes #anyways. bad boy rk x good girl queen of hearts. awful idea. even more awful fic. yet i wrote it #i regret everything and nothing

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🗣️ peace-and-planets-deactivated63891092

PSA: Sunblr user @/summerheavens writes RPF of the Exterra 1 racers. She is a big name fan in the Miraculous Laserbug fandom so I thought you all would like to know. This is gross and disgusting behaviour and I implore you to stop.

🍬 summerheavens Follow

umm @/peace-and-planets i literally saw your kudos on my fic. the evidence is out there. girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament. what are you doing on my roseduo rpf titled "hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine (we're not trying)".

but i'm glad you liked it enough to give it a kudos ^_^ will certainly be putting more on the starchive!

❄️ justwingit Follow

LMFAOOOO OP DEACTIVATEDDDDD 😭😭😭 sunblr user got killed by a rpf author. if you're gonna secretly read rpf maybe not leave a kudos?????

🚀 exterrablrheritage

Exterra 1 Heritage Post

⚡ littlewoodbabygirl69

It's been ten years since this post... @/summerheavens are you okay after recent developments

🍬 summerheavens Follow

am i okay? is ANYONE okay??? in these trying times??????? with the most chaotic gp to ever exist?????? i am PULLING OUT WIPS i dropped out of respect ten years ago. i've got to send my kid to daycare but once i'm done you bet you're seeing me on the starchive. miss swift even dropped her 20th album just in time for me to use lyrics as titles. i am LIVING and i am THRIVING

#ohhhhhhhhhh #let's go #also can't believe taylor finally addressed the vehicle manslaughter rumours from like twenty years ago #how fitting #also littlewood needs to get his shit together #why does he look like he's the one who hasn't seen his man in 32738102371 years and got his soul shattered #he's weak and won't survive the winter

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🧈 butteredbread Follow

WHAT is wrong with that lykos. i desire him carnally

🌳 treebark

@/handoftheking

🪓 handoftheking

I mean... yeah. Let's face it, we're all like that 🤷

⭐ nonbinarystar Follow

MR LITTLEWOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #I HATE HIM SO MUCH #PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS CAN ALSO BE ABOUT HATE #THIS GLOWSTICK MF IS MY WORST ENEMY #he just canonised treebark for the sixth time #also prev tags so real #need to slingshot him into a faraway galaxy

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🫃 spaceshipmpreg Follow

Who put that Just a Dream FalseRen AMV on my dash again

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

Respect your roots!! That 125M views Just a Dream AMV raised a generation. Every kid in my school played it on loop on their ipods during recess

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

wait op can you explain your url

🫃 spaceshipmpreg Follow

No 👍

#i think we should get the dogwarts freighter pregnant

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[chrissdollie]

eclipse part one˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

♡ series playlist

♡ a/n: so i decided to post the chapters after i write them. this does mean that they'll posted far apart and not every other day like i originally intended. for those of you who don't already know, this series is pretty much the first three twilight books with my own twists hehe. it's going to be separated into three Acts. Act 1: Twilight, Act 2: New Moon, Act 3: Eclipse. i can't wait for this journey and hope u guys enjoy it ! :)

♡ summary: you moved from the sizzling hot arizona to the depressive rainy washington in a small town called forks. it was terribly boring.. until you meet a gorgeous townie and fall in love. but what do you do when your childhood friend interferes with your feelings? ♡ warnings/notes: a matt sturniolo and chris sturniolo love triangle series, cursing, lowercase intended, use of "yn", cry!baby reader n/n = nickname ♡ wc: 3.5k

♡ masterlist

ACT 1: TWILIGHT

you miss arizona terribly. moving to the small town of forks in washington was something you never would have dreamed of. your wacko mom sent you to stay with your father for a while and start a new life while she went away with phil, her new husband. it had rained every single day since the moment your plane landed-- it was summer when you moved. you despise it here. summer was supposed to be hot, and you should have been going to the pool! you were going to get a lovely tan to show off for the new school year, but instead, you were stuck inside your girly room reading for the entire break.

though you must admit, when you first entered the shabby house filled with dingy furniture--(you could practically hear your mother's voice complaining), you hadn't expected to get so comfortable so quick. charlie, your dad, wasn't half bad. he's a cool and laid-back guy who didn't prod into your life and bug you as much as you thought he would. unexpectantly, your small black kitten lilith took a liking to him too. lilith is your little companion who you bring along anywhere. her fur's always decorated in cute pink bows so the two of you could match. in a way, she's your best (and now only) friend.

as you sit in a rusty old truck gifted to you by charlie, you bite the inside of your cheek, looking around the tarnished vehicle with a distasted frown on your gloss-covered pouty lips. you couldn't complain, of course, you really appreciated it. you've been wanting a car for forever... but it was so slow!

groaning at the speedometer, you realize that the maximum speed is 55. you sigh, deciding to stop nitpicking the truck considering it's the only one you've got. the rain pitter-patters on your windows along with your squeaky windshield wipers swiping the water off. you pull into your new school's parking lot where students were just beginning to arrive. you put the vehicle into park, but you don't get out right away.

you exhale as your manicured nails anxiously tap against the steering wheel. you miss your friends back home. you don't want to go here! everybody looks so dreadful. besides, you'd already spent the last two years sucking up to your teachers. all of that was down the drain now. and to make matters even worse, forks high school has an underwhelming amount of students: 357 kids-- well, 358 now. in this small town, everybody knows everybody, which means that everyone is going to know that you're an arizonian freak... maybe you're overreacting.

you bite your glossy lip hesitantly before grabbing your pink puffer tote and umbrella. you quickly jump out and slam the truck door shut. you hurriedly rush to the main building where you're greeted by a woman in a purple t-shirt, automatically making you feel overdressed in your denim skirt and pretty brandy melville shirt with a brown zippered jacket over it-- not to mention the sum of all your accessories. you close your umbrella and greet the woman back with a soft smile. she kindly hands you a map of the school and your assigned schedule. "your first class is in building three, room 3-104, dearie."

you nod and thank the lady for her help before opening your umbrella again to head to the building with a black "3" sloppily painted on the side. you open the door, stepping inside and shutting your umbrella once more before walking down the hall to your classroom, checking the number on your paper schedule to be sure. you arrive, your hand reaching for the doorhandle, taking a quick breath. you'd already gotten a few double takes in response to your girly appearance when you were strolling down the hallway. you hope no one bothers you about it.

the door opens creakily. the classroom is small and tight, almost suffocating. you hang up your coat on one of the hooks lined up against the wall. walking up to the teacher's desk, you hand him a late pass with your basic information. you prepare the words you're going to say when you're asked to introduce yourself. you aren't a social person, so maybe this'll be good for you! but the scruffy man grunts and points to an empty desk at the back of the room. oh. well, it'd be hard for people to judge your appearance in the back, so you can't say you're disappointed.

you kept your eyes down for most of the class, not bothering to scan the room and learn people's faces along with their names. the teacher had given you a reading list, but you'd already read everything before. shakespeare, bronte, faulker.. how boring! though it was also a comfort that you already knew everything and had nothing to worry about. suddenly, the bell rings-- not a satisfying chime like the one back home, more nasally and uncomforting. a short but brawny boy sitting in front of you turns around and brushes back his fluffy brown hair. "you're yn swan, aren't you?"

"uh-huh." you nod, looking up in small surprise. some people turned their heads to see why their friend was speaking to the weird girl from out of town. he hums contently. "where's your next class?" he asks, not even bothering to tell you his name. "oh, uhh.." you check your schedule before looking back up. "...government with jefferson. building six." his curious eyes brighten. "i'm headed to building four.. i could show you the way? i'm nate." the corner of your lips turn up. "that'd be really helpful, thank you." you smile in a friendly manner, nate smiling with you.

the two of you picked up your jackets and headed out into the rain, which had picked up heavily. as you walked, you noticed a few people lurking behind you-- almost as if they were eavesdropping nosily. nate clears his throat. "soo, this is pretty different from pheonix, huh?" he shoves his hands into his pockets as his head cocks towards you who's still looking down. "oh yeah, very."

"how often does it rain?"

"mm, three or four times a year."

"shit, what's that like?" he chuckles.

you shrug awkwardly. "sunny."

once you two reach your class, nate opens the door for you, a little over-helpfully. "well, good luck. maybe we'll see each other again in some other class." he said almost hopefully. you nod vaguely and head inside. the rest of the morning passed by in fast forward. your trig teacher was the only one who made you stand in front of your classmates to introduce yourself-- you stammered and tripped over your shoes on the way back to your seat.

in every subject, there was always at least one person who decided to be bold and chatty, asking you questions about living here in forks compared to pheonix. in all honesty, you just lied a lot. you didn't want to be that loser who hated something without really giving it a chance, so you repeated the same phrase every time someone asked how you were liking forks so far. "it's cool! this is what i needed, a change of atmosphere." one girl sat next to you in trig and french, a pale girl with a ginger ponytail. she was the chattiest of chatterboxes.

in trig, she turned to you abruptly, grabbing your hand. your eyes widened unexpectantly, but she spoke before you could. "hi! are you new here? i've never seen you before. wow, you're SO pretty!! i love your outfit, it's so cute. everyone normally dresses like they're homeless, but not you-- oh! my name is jessica, sorry, that was SO rude.."

she thoughtfully demanded she walk you to lunch, prattling about teachers and students as you walked to the cafeteria, but you didn't try too hard to keep up. she leads you towards a long table, full of her friends. she introduces you to every single one and you annoyingly forget all of their names as soon as she says them. you sit squished between all seven students, trying to keep up with the conversation when a certain group captures your attention.

they're sat in the corner of the cafeteria away from everyone else. there's four, but none of them spoke. they didn't bother to look anywhere else besides their table, so your eyes were free to roam. they all grabbed curiosity without even trying-- they're angelic. two boys and two girls. the girls look like polar opposites. one is tall with luscious golden hair, the type that'd make any girl furious with envy. the smaller one is chubby with long silky black hair. her eyes are big and doe-like. the boys seem to be twins, but you can easily tell the difference. the bigger one is wearing a blue zip-up sweater but still manages to look majestic. you notice he often messes with his red-dyed hair or nose ring. and then you shift your gaze to the other twin. he was the most beautiful out of them all. his small silver earrings shook as he moves his head to the side, clearly thinking about something. he has tattoos littering his arms, giving him a tough image.

at the same time, they're all very similar. every one of them is chalky pale, very pale. they all have dark eyes despite the difference in hair coloring. they also have dark shadows under their eyes, like they were suffering from many sleepless nights. you can't look away. they look perfect. inhumanly beautiful. the students at your table were still talking to you though they weren't exactly aware that you hadn't been listening for at least five minutes. "erm- jessica. who are they?" your words stop the conversation as the students' eyes follow your pointed finger. their eyes flicker over to the table before back to you within a second. jessica giggles almost nervously. "well, that's rosalie and madison filipowicz, and nicolas and matthew sturniolo. they all live with jimmy sturniolo and his wife." she lowered her tone so only people close by can hear.

you don't mind keeping your eyes on them, they're mesmerizing. "so, which are the sturniolos? the girls don't look related.."

jessica glances towards them again. "they're not. they were both adopted by dr. jimmy and his wife, marylou. nick and matt are twins obviously and they're the doctor's actual kids." you nod along and find your focus staying mostly on matthew. his long pale fingers slowly peel an orange, his eyes filled with boredom. you don't move your glance when you talk again. "have they always lived here?"

jessica replies in a voice implying that it should be obvious, "no, they moved here two years ago from alaska or some shit, i dunno.."

you're still examining them when matthew looks up directly at you. your eyes widen and turn away immediately filled with embarrassment. jessica noticed you eyeing him and grins. "matt doesn't date. bummer, 'cus he's totally gorgeous.. guess none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him. self-absorbed rich boy..." she mutters the last part under her breath and you wonder if he's turned her down before. you bite your lip to cover up your smile, then you look at him again. his face is turned away, but it looks like his cheek's lifted as if he were smiling too.

lunch went by fast and your next class is biology two. when you get to the room, you notice that all the black-topped lab tables are taken with partners-- except for one. right in the center, matthew from lunch sits by himself. you huff quietly and walk down the aisle to your teacher's desk to introduce yourself. and of course, he assigns you to the only free seat next to matt. when you're walking back to the table, you notice how he's become stiff and rigid in his chair. he looks at you with a strange expression, a furious expression.

you avoid eye contact, sitting down and dropping your bag on the floor next to you. matt readjusts himself so that he's leaning away from you, as far away as possible. you scoff silently, wondering what his problem is. maybe it was what happened at lunch? oh shit, he probably thinks you're a creep. your teacher begins a lecture on cellular anatomy, something you already did back home. you decide to take notes anyway, pulling out gel pens and highlighters.

you feel his eyes on you again. staring. criticizing. you don't care though. you perkily take your pretty notes and he'll just have to deal with the noises of uncapping and recapping highlighters. you glance down at his arm laying on the table close to you. it's pale and muscular. his hand's clenched into a tight fist and you can't help but wonder if it's because of you. nono, it is because of you. it's almost ten minutes later and he still hasn't relaxed his tense figure, so the annoyed clench must be your fault.

the class ends after what felt like forever. as the loud bell rings, matt abruptly sprints out of his seat with his belongings and rushes out the door. you exhale with a pout. why is he so mean? maybe you should've apologized for admiring him during the earlier period. you start piling your stuff into your pink bag, ignoring the hot tears rising and blurring your vision. infuriatingly, you cry for everything like a little baby. you pull your schedule out of your pocket, unfolding it to see your next class. last period is p.e? that sucks. not only are you terrible at anything physical, you're gonna go home a sweaty mess.

you make it to the girls' locker room and see jessica tying her bright red hair up into a tight ponytail. she notices you walking in and smiles brightly. "oh my gosh, hi yn!! what a coincidence you're here! i haven't seen you since lunch, feels like it's been hours-" as she begins to ramble, you choose a locker and load your jacket and purse inside. while she's talking, another girl comes up behind her, tapping her shoulder fast. "jess! chris is coming to pick up nate after school." she shrieks, clapping her hands together excitedly. jessica's eyes widen and her smile somehow grows wider.

you watch the both of them squeal, and wonder if they're talking about your chris, your best friend when you were younger and visited forks on holiday breaks. jessica catches your eye and calms down to explain. "christopher owen is the hottest guy you'll ever see! probably even better looking than matt- you remember, right? the guy i was showing you- yeah anyway, he lives in la push which totally sucks but his best friend goes here so sometimes he comes on his motorcycle to pick him up."

you nod along. "christopher owen? like.. brown hair blue eyes?" you realize how his face kind of reminds you of matthew and nicolas. but maybe your memory's just hazy. jessica's eyes widen like a cartoon. her friend grabs her hand, "holy shit, you know him?! you have to introduce us, pleaseee!!"

you shrug awkwardly. "oh, i dunno. i haven't seen him in a couple of years-" you're thankfully cut off when the coach walks in and blows his whistle to signal that class is starting. the two girls badger you as you walk out into the gym where a volleyball net is set up. ah great. you cringe just thinking about the so many ways you could get hurt.

forty-five minutes later, you only got hit on your head by the ball two times! that's a win. jessica and her friend make it to the locker room before anyone else, collecting their stuff and yours to then run back to where you're still not even out of the gymnasium yet. they grab both of your arms and drag you out of the building. jessica's friend lets go of your arm, shoving her hands into the back pockets of her jeans. "can i see your schedule?" she asks, holding her hand out. you hum, "sure, one sec.." you check your jacket pockets just to find them empty. "uh.." you mutter, looking through your bag.

"maybe you dropped it somewhere?" she suggests, peeking into your bag. you sigh and stop walking. "i have to get another one. when does the front office close?" you question hurriedly. "umm in a bit! go!! but be back quick, chris is gonna leave soon.." jessica whines at the last part. you hold onto your bag tightly and run to building one, the wind strongly blowing in your face along with little drops of rain. you swing the door open and see matthew standing in front of the receptionist's desk. you bite the inside of your cheek unpleasantly. he's arguing with the woman in a low attractive voice. it sounds like he's trying to trade sixth period biology to any other class... wait a damn minute.

your mouth opens into an 'o' with pinched eyebrows. he has biology with you. what a dick! he turns around annoyed and gives you a cold glare. he exhales and turns back to the receptionist. "nevermind. it's alright, thanks anyway." he waves his hand and storms out the door like earlier. your lip quivers but you blink back tiny tears, walking up to the desk. you explain the stupid situation, already beginning to show your irresponsibility. she prints a second schedule and hands it to you without a problem. "how was your first day?" she toothily smiles.

you purse your lips. "not bad" is all you say before you're waving to the sweet lady and walking out the door. you see a small crowd formed in the parking lot and catch sight of jessica and her friend with hands on their mouths. you curiously walk faster to where they stand. you see a big intimidating motorcycle revving up to which the students cheer. wow. you weren't wrong, chris looks identical to nick and matt. however, you fold your arms with a big grin spreading on your face. your childhood friend sits on the bike, his fluffy hair blowing in the wind. jessica latches onto your arm, "talk to himm!" she urges. you suck your teeth.

"why aren't you wearing a helmet??" you call out maternally. some people turn around, but you keep looking at chris' reaction when his eyes go big. "IS THAT MY- holdon man." he starts but slaps nate's shoulder as he gets off his bike. chris chuckles, observing your face. he's big, much bigger than you expected. his arms are large and lean in his black tank top-- gosh, he must be cold. he comes up to you, ruffling your hair with his big hand. "i'm not wearing a helmet 'cus it'll fuck up my hair. what the fuck are ya doin' here? it's been so long!"

you giggle, giving him a hug. he pats your back somewhat awkwardly as the small crowd begins to decrease as people get into their cars. jessica and her friend hang around and squeal girlishly at the physical contact, but you ignore them. "i moved here over the summer!- wow, you're tall." you look up at him, cheeks starting to hurt from all the smiling. he kisses your head in a friendly manner and pulls away from the hug. "yeah, justin says i'm gettin' too big to live with." he grins playfully. you like how his face didn't change that much compared to the rest of his body. he still has the same cheesy smile that was always plastered on his face.

"well, how d'ya feel bein' here? actually, my bad n/n-" you let out a small giggle at the familiar nickname that only he was allowed to call you. "-i gotta take this punk home. but i'll stop by your place soon, promise." he gives you another quick hug before patting your head jokingly. you laugh, waving his hand off. "okay, bye!!" you wave as he gets onto his motorcycle, nate clinging onto his back. he gives you a small wink and drives off.

"i didn't know chris was a triplet.." you mutter. jessica happens to pick it up. "oh yeah, but i guess they're not really close. they never talk to each other when chris comes here. actually.. i don't think i've ever seen them all together." she quickly shrugs it off, changing the subject. interesting, chris doesn't even have the same last name as matt and nick. you shake away these thoughts, who cares? not any of your business anyway. you catch matthew getting into the driver's seat of a white volvo a few cars down from yours. he eyes you for a quick second before pulling out and driving away. you chuckle in disbelief. dick.

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[otherentrance]

um. an analysis of martha & ten in s3e1 of doctor who or whatever

now when it comes to the tenth doctor's companions you only really hear about rose and donna. and that's great, that makes a lot of sense, i get it. but that meant i really had nothing to go off of with the introduction of martha jones in series 3 & setting aside the fact that i immediately loved her, it really struck me just how calculated the doctor was in that first episode in regard to letting her on

i think its fascinating actually, because in "The Runaway Bride" (the christmas special between series 2 & 3) the doctor had just lost rose. like it went: "Rose Tyler, i love you" *30 seconds later, Donna has entered the chat* "Who the hell are you?" so it makes sense that he's super out of it that whole special

a new end of world crisis is thrown on him, a new person is thrown in his life, & its all happening before he's had time to process the end of "Doomsday". by the end of the special i didnt get why donna didnt go with him, but i get it now

it was all just so much so fast. unfortunately, i dont think we know how much time has passed between The Runaway Bride & Smith and Jones, but he's apparently had enough time to settle two things:

despite his protests, there's no avoiding what donna made him promise. "find someone", "i dont need anyone", "yes you do. because sometimes i think you need someone to stop you.", "yeah"

the fashion in which he wants to go about finding said someone

ok

in that first scene martha and the doctor have together, where the doctor is pretending to be a patient, right off the bat he's got this cheery neutrality to all the doctors-in-training crowding his bed. martha just happens to be the one called up to diagnose him, and he seems to like the way she reacts to finding out he's got two hearts

its interesting, she just takes it calmly, no freaking out or even mentioning it. this is a pattern with martha, she just accepts whatever situation shes in and rolls with it. and the doctor's got this look on his face when he looks at her in that first scene, neutral smile, raised eyebrows, he's curious he's probing the waters he's trying to figure her out

right off the bat, the doctor is curious as to what sort of person martha is. & i dont have the background of how he met rose (because im not watching doctor who in order) but im assuming, based on how it ended, that everything about her sort of happened to him. like she just burst into his life, blinding, and they crashed into each other

so it makes sense, indeed its incredibly human of him, to take the exact opposite approach with a new companion. he doesnt want to fall apart like he did for rose, so he's going in all experimental and curious neutrality and its fascinating because he's not even emotionally distant!

right, ten's emotions are something that gets talked about a lot, about how buried they are. its funny, ten is telling martha who he is instead of showing. (because if you're upfront with the things that hurt you then its all out in the open and you can put distance between yourself and the significance of your own experiences)

im getting ahead of myself. second scene they have together

ten comments on how smart martha is with the whole "if the air was gonna get sucked out it would have happened straight away, but it didnt!" thing. this objective observational approach to bizarre situations seems to be the first thing that draws martha and ten together. shes smart, and clear-headed, and curious. like he is

and then! and then and then!! "fancy going out [-side, on the moon, where there's no oxygen]?" "okay." "we might die." "we might not." "...good, come on."

good. good. like a teacher asking a question and getting the answer they want. the line is delivered slowly (which is saying something because jesus christ david tennant talks fast) and deliberately. if the question is "will you risk your life in the name of figuring out what's going on?" then the answer is "yes, not only will i risk my life but i choose to put my faith in the chance that i live."

curiously, i think it's this gift for hope martha has that ten is drawn to. i think he's been flying by the skin of his teeth, running on hope and running out of it, and martha is an optimist. a curious, smart, observant, optimist. god i love her already

(at the end of that interaction ten specifically points to the other woman with martha and says "not her, she'll hold us up". he's chosen his subject, and disregarded the other potential opportunities. its so calculated)

scene three, that balcony scene.

turns out they can breathe on that balcony, wahoo. martha remembers that party with her family and starts getting choked up. "you okay?" "yeah" "you sure?" "yeah" "you wanna go back in?" "no way, we could die any minute but all the same its beautiful"

ten sees her getting emotional and, briskly, asks if shes okay. she insists she is twice in a row and shoves down her emotions in favor of admiring the view. and who is this reminding me of?

okay so thats the fourth thing of note then. she's calm, smart, hopeful, and ignores her own emotions in crisis. and she finds joy in that view too! its beautiful! standing in the earth light.

she finally asks him whats happened, and he turns the question back on her. here we go, fifth thing. "extraterrestrial. idk a few years ago that would have sounded mad, but these days?" she pays attention. complete opposite of donna, she's caught up on the alien events going on and she believes them

moving right along: ten makes the decision to open up to martha, and tell her his real name. "what, people call you The Doctor?" "yeah" "well im not, as far as im concerned you've got to earn that title" "well i better make a start then"

i love this interaction. he's telling her his name and instead of ogling at the weirdness she says "earn it." like its a challenge. my current hypotheses, having not seen the rest of season 3, is that this is a unique quirk of their dynamic. martha wont just take his bullshit, or ogle at his space-alien-ness, or let him take charge just to follow after going "what the hell??". she'll catch right up with him and help figure out the mystery as well

ok scene 4

"if they're [jabloon, monster of the week] police are we under arrest? are we trespassing on the moon or something?" "no, but i like that! good thinking."

again, she's sharp. creative. and then the reveal that the doctor's non-human! oh youre kidding me, dont be ridiculous, stop looking at me like that. 13 seconds. "oh you're kidding me, you're not non-human" to "well shit, guess he is" in 13 seconds! she's marvelous! she just takes it!

fifth scene, the whole The Doctor is trying to figure out the situation and the companion is hanging back asking questions and trying to get their head around the whole space alien thing while he spits information a mile a minute. its crazy, she keeps up! like not just with how freaking fast ten talks, with what he's saying!

im a broken record, she just believes it all its wild. she recognizes the situation as a problem, accepting each piece of information as valuable and true, and works to solve it i love you martha jones

ok i cant sit here going scene by scene lets jump to the end shall we

scene i lost count. the tardis is parked in some back alley after a fiasco of that family party for marthas brother

the initial test is over, and martha's passed. the doctor wants to take a chance on her

"i just thought, since you saved my life and ive got a brand-new sonic screwdriver which needs road testing, you might fancy a trip?"

evidently martha cant say no to that so we, lovely viewers, are treated to a classic "its bigger on the inside!" scene. and ten's got that look on his face again! carefully cataloging her reaction, sizing her up.

coming full circle, martha asks about the doctors previous companions (again), and its fascinating comparing this scene with the opening of "The Runaway Bride"

where donna stumbled across rose's jacket, assumed ten had kidnapped her, and confronted him about it, thus throwing the hurt of loosing rose right back in his face, ten puts it all out in the open for martha right off the bat

im the doctor, ive got a brand new sonic screwdriver, the tardis is bigger on the inside, and the last one was rose. welcome aboard

even while throwing it all out in the open, ten quickly says "anyway" like he doesnt want to talk about it. when martha asks where she is (like donna did) ten assures her that rose is safe and fine. directly doing the opposite of how donna approached the subject

and still ten insists that martha isnt going to be "the new companion". that shes here for one trip, then back home. he knows donna was right, he needs someone, he promised her. he knows but he doesnt want it, yet. hes telling martha the situation while still walling off his actual feelings about it

which explains why ten reacts so badly to martha teasing him about that kiss from earlier. when she opens up the situation like he's flirting he shuts her down fast. but when she turns it into a joke, and says she's not interested we get "good." again

its a really clear pattern, the way ten assesses her this episode. he notices her cool headedness and observation and pokes a bit more. he shuts her off when she approaches territory he doesnt want her to. he responds with "good" when she responds with what he wants

he's drawn to her because they share a lot of key traits (accepting bizarre situations, intellect, high emotional regulation) & because she shows a few key traits that distinctly compliment his own (her hope, curiosity, and stubbornness). she doesnt marvel at him like other companions did (and will), and doesnt put up with his bullshit either. she makes fun of him for being "pompous" in a way other humans just worshipped him. she relates, accepts, understands, and humbles him in very distinct, important ways

anyway "Smith and Jones" was a solid episode & you guys dont talk about martha enough, shes amazing

[bigstupid69]

u seem rly cool and I am too nervous to not use anonymous on these things but please I wanna hear stuff about your Penny Lamb so badly after seeing random people saying it was inaccurate

Thank you anon I'll put them under the cut

Okay first off and I'm not bashing this hc whatsoever and I literally use these pronouns, but I do not think she would be entirely okay with it/it's pronouns being used on her after the whole Jane Doe incident, since y'know being called a freaky monster isn't really a compliment? Penny is weird I know that, but I also just don't think she really enjoyed being Jane Doe, like at all. In fact I think it was pretty traumatic for her, I've shown this in fics I've abandoned but she has a very complicated relationship with herself and her identity after the incident. It's obviously hallucinations from declining mental health and the fact Uranium probably doesn't have a licensed therapist. But still, almost turns into a sense of derealization or dissociation.

After the accident at least with my Jane Doe design the little cracks on the dolls head basically turn into scars, I've also just given her extra since I like drawing scars they're cool. I don't remember what eye it was I think it was right, but she's partially blind and uses a glass eye after the incident. She likes to take it out and freak people out.

I think I've only seen this in some fics but she is not like dumb, at all. She's silly and weird yeah, but she is very smart and actually knows how to do things. I mean she's literally taking care of Ezra and is practically a mother figure to him at this point because of their parents being arrested.

She skates and she sucks at it, one of the reasons why she is constantly looking like she got hit by a semi-truck.

She worked as a scare actor with Mischa at the fair before the incident.

I don't wanna make this about perfectdolls but this can just be in general, Penny would NOT use a normal ass petname for anyone. She would just use some random ass word, I made it a joke that she just calls Ocean different names of bodies of water that get progressively more stranger everytime.

Shes a contortionist, and purposely creeps people the fuck out because of it. Also one of the reasons why she was a scare actor for the fair as a part time job.

Also she hates the cameras since it reminds her too much of the Johnny Moon incident, mugshots, she literally maimed a guy

Anyways there's definitely more but here you go

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Thoughts~

Bonnie being angry and disappointed at Freddy when Cassie helps bring him back only for him to see the destruction and decay of his family and home that Freddy allowed to happen because of Gregory, and breaks up with him.

Bonnie later slowly starts falling in love with Proto Freddy (maybe a bit of it is Bonnie projecting but he's def falling) instead.

And Freddy can see it happening from where he is.

Gay drama~

(Long post. I went off on one lmao and can't use read mores on my phone, sorry mobile users)

Ohhh that's a fun one! Bonnie rebounding onto Protobear and after a while those feelings become real... he deserves it honestly. He deserves a happy ending after everything, and so does Protobear! Bet that's an emotional rollercoaster to get through though... That party doesn't sound fun... For them anyway. Very fun for us though! Sucks to be them!

You know what else is fun for this? Bonnie falling for whoever Freddy believed deactivated him. Freddy treating someone differently before the events of SB, and side eying them all the time, not trusting them at all because of what the must have done to Bonnie... It must have been them! They're the only one the makes sense! They're the one that made him disappear and is trying to act like everything's normal! They must be to blame! They took his Bonnie from him and won't tell him what they did or where he is! Whether he's right or not is irrelevant, if he believes it's true, he's going to want nothing to do with them! They need to stay away from Bonnie!

And now here he is. Watching Bonnie flirt with that person. Be it Monty, Roxy, Moon, Chica, whoever. Freddy finally saying out loud what he's felt he's known for a long time now, that this animatronic killed him, how could Bonnie possibly even still look at them, never mind fall in love with them after that?!

Bonnie's face falls flat. He turns to Freddy and stares him right in the eyes. "They didn't do it, Freddy." or even, "They did it to save me, Freddy. What did you do?"

Absolutely devastating. The gay drama is so good

On another note, this is making me think of Protobear and Roxy being fucking hilarious. "Hey, you wanna really freak him out?" one of them asks and they start fake dating in front of Freddy to piss him off. Like they're the most over the top, mushy couple with the most insufferable nicknames, trying so hard not to laugh their asses off, and the first one to crack loses. Everyone gets in on it. Whaaaaat?? Roxy and Protobear?? Oh they're sooooo in love so so so in love, they're not pretending, they would never pretend!!

Jskdndk they get Cassie in on it and she starts calling them mum and dad 2 and Freddy is pointedly trying to leave the room as quickly as possible, but as usual, the fucking doors aren't letting him out again. They're always on the blink now, it's absolutely never Roxy using her security clearance to play Musical Doors with him. Nope. Never. Look at their fake mushy romance boy, you can't escape.

Freddy has never been more confused and sickened in his life. He's always hated Roxy and Roxy's always hated him, this is the worst thing to have to watch ever. He's even more upset if Bonnie pretends to be their partner as well, and even more so if Roxy was who he assumed deactivated him. This is a nightmare scenario and he's being so brave about it.

Sat there trying so hard not to say a word. He's so fine. Not glaring at all. No no no, he's not staring listlessly at them, he's just trying to contact maintenance via the network, obviously. He's not resisting the urge to grimace and not wishing the floor would swallow him up right now. Absolutely not. He would never. He's so so so happy for them. Yup. So so happy. Could not be happier. Why won't these fucking doors open?!

You could apply the fake dating to Protobear and Bonnie specifically too. Bonnie's going through a rebound, and he knows it, so he stays away from Protobear for a while. He tries to take care of himself and the others are right there to help him out the best they can. When he's feeling better, he starts gradually spending more time with Protobear (who has had the situation of Bonnie and Freddy explained to him and is very understanding about it) and the two start slowly building a friendship. Slowly, so as to not rush Bonnie through anything. Protobear himself has walked away from several hangouts because he can tell that Bonnie is struggling, even if he won't admit it, they're handling this with the utmost care...

But then Bonnie, Roxy, Monty and Chica, the four that should never be trusted without supervision, get talking. Bonnie is laughing at these three clowns telling him all about how they're fucking with Freddy for fun, and let him in on some of their schemes. They're hilarious, and he would have thought so before everything happened too, even if he did think they were a bit mean at times. I mean, rallying a bunch of kids to gang up on Freddy in their Fazerblast game as a 'super secret mission' is a touch mean, right? Not anymore. He deserves it.

But then they get to thinking. Bonnie wants to try messing with him too. They bring him in on some of their dastardly plans, and come up with several new ones for him, and believe me, at this time, not a single one of them has the braincell, so you can imagine the bullshit they come up with lmao. He finds this weirdly cathartic. The ability to moderately inconvenience Freddy in funny ways is more fun than he thought it'd be. He was worried it would hurt, worried it would make him think about things too much, and while it does hurt to look at him sometimes... Well his heart is more with his friends than ever now. He feels no desire to be nice to him, or to go back to how things were anymore. He's okay now and this is what makes that real to him...

Then one day it hits him. His own plan to mess with Freddy. Completely his own, the three stooges had nothing to do with this one. It hit him when he was hanging out with Protobear and DJ. What if they were fake dating in front of Freddy? Bonnie and Protobear! Madly in love, with the most sickeningly sweet pet names and the worst pick up lines you've ever heard in your life! DJ thinks that would be pretty mean... But would get him so good, he's a surprisingly petty guy sometimes. Protobear agrees and is completely up for this, it sounds hilarious, but... is Bonnie sure he's ready for that? Is he sure he can handle that?

They think on it a bit and talk to the others about it, who think that's fucking genius but have the same concerns as Protobear. Sunny thinks it's a bit much (and he's probably right) but is very excited to play along with this. He loves playing pretend, he's where Cassie gets it from. When they decide they're gonna do it, they set a few boundaries just in case, make a safe word for if they feel they start going too far with it, and swear to eachother to call it off if it all starts getting too much... Or maybe too real.

Oh my god they have so much fucking fun with it. Protobear has never laughed so hard in his life. The others joining in, helping them pull this off, and building on the joke too make it even more fun! They're having a blast and Freddy is suffering greatly! Customer service mode can't save him now!

But after a while, things start to change. Some of the flirting becomes a little too heartfelt. The insistence that they're not actually a thing becomes less frequent. The act starts to spill over into their everyday lives. Suddenly, they're not so sure this is still a joke anymore. Suddenly, the overdramatic cuddles last until long after Freddy has left the room. Suddenly, they're starting to wonder what it be like to be together for real.

Realisation hits and oh god oh no oh fuck this was NOT the PLAN god DAMN IT

So much fun to be had here!

One more funny one: instead of just Roxy or Bonnie pretending to be with Protobear, what if it's everyone? Protobear has one giant polycule going on where everyone apparently adores him and he dotes on everyone cause he loves them all so so so much. Freddy is staring in disbelief at the 'romantic' cuddle pile Protobear is right in the centre of like this is the most normal thing in the world. It's a Plex wide competition to see who can be the most insufferable in a fake relationship and whoever cracks first loses. It's a team effort! A coordinated attack! And sometimes they actually do fluster Protobear and eachother they're all having fun!

I'd like to call this plan the Protocule :)

(Also, hi jellycreamjammedart! This is the first post I've made today so you may wanna check I've not reblogged with more additions later on. I know you get online kinda late in my timezone, or at least that's when I tend to see you around, so saying this is just in case!)

[lucettapanchetta]

Looks to the moon and Five Pebbles looking a lil strange ngl. A lil quirked up even.

[missywritesfor7]

🌙Moon’s Light | JJK🌙

Synopsis: Luna is a young paralegal trying to maintain her new found independence and enjoy life. Too bad her job sucks and her boss is the worst. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she encounters a vampire named Jungkook who changes her life in more ways than one.

Jungkook is a shield and protector of the vampire kingdom of Korealis. He’s trained his entire life to block out any and all distractions and focus solely on becoming the strongest. While investigating a potential threat to the kingdom, he encounters Luna who turns out to be more than he could have ever imagined. It becomes his job to protect her, but he can’t tell if what he’s feeling is his devotion to the job or perhaps something deeper.

Secrets are uncovered. Lives are on the line. Hearts are tested.

Pairing: Vampire!Jungkook x Fem!OC

Warnings: Violence, character death, eventual smut, tragedy, some angst, strong language, MINORS DNI

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||Ch 2: Vampire ||

Luna opens her eyes to find herself laying on the bed. What happened? Was that all a dream?

"Oh good you're awake." That familiar voice strikes her in her chest. It wasn't a dream.

"What is going on?" She asks with little energy to even shout at this guy anymore.

"I finally told you what I am and you passed out," he says standing over her. "Kind of rude but I'll let it slide this time."

"You...you can't be a vampire," she says clutching her head. "No. No way. Vampires aren't real."

"You asked if I was a ghost, is that really more reasonable?" He asks furrowing his brow.

"Just tell me who you are and why you've been stalking me."

"Jungkook," he says. "I'm a vampire named Jungkook and I wasn't stalking you, just investigating."

"Investigating what? What do you want with me? Oh my god are you going to drink my blood??"

"Your blood?" He asks getting right in front of her face. "You have blood??"

"Of course I do!" She says trying to push him back. "Is that not why you're here Mr. Vampire??"

"What?" He asks getting closer and sniffing her. "I'm here because I thought you didn't have blood." He sniffs again. "Why can't I smell it?"

"I don't know! Go away!" She pushes him again.

"What are you?"

"What am I? I'm fucking-"

"Are you wearing contacts?" He interrupts staring into her eyes.

"What? Yes. Why? Why won't you go away?" She whines.

"Why are you wearing contacts?"

"So I can see, you fucking weirdo! Go before I call the police!"

"What, so you can show them your video with nothing on it?" He chuckles. "I'll leave you alone once I finish my investigation."

"Investigation of what?!"

"Take your contacts out," He demands squinting at her with suspicion.

"What the fuck? No!"

"Look, do this one thing for me, and if you're not what I think you are then I'll leave you alone for good."

"You mean it?" She asks, though she's unsure if she can even trust him.

"Yes. I need to see your natural eyes."

"Fine!" She huffs heading to the bathroom.

She shakes her head knowing she's probably being fooled, but she figures something this simple wouldn't hurt even if he is lying. She removes her contacts and returns to her bedroom.

"Holy shit!" Jungkook exclaims getting an inch in front of her face.

"Fuck," she grumbled.

"How? What the fuck is this?!"

"Ugh! It's a birth defect!" She yells pushing him back. "This is why I wear contacts because people like you always freak the fuck out."

"Because your eyes are different colors!!" He closes back in on her face staring into her eyes.

"It's rare but there are other people in the world with the same condition," she pouts. "Even some animals have different color eyes."

"But that one is fucking RED!"

"You said you would leave me alone!"

"I said I would if you aren't what I think you are, but now I think you are what I think you are so I'm not going anywhere."

"What the fuck do you think I am??"

"Not human," he says raising his brow.

"Of course I'm human!"

"You have no blood!"

"I do have blood! Just because your vampire nose doesn't work doesn't mean I don't have blood."

"Let me taste," he says boldly grabbing her arm.

"NO! Are you crazy! You're not about to turn me into a vampire!"

"I want to taste you, not convert you!"

"Isn't that the same thing?"

"Stop watching so much tv!" He shouts folding his arms. "These misconceptions about my kind are a little insulting to be honest."

"Can you just leave? I have work in the morning."

"I think the last thing you need to worry about right now is your work."

"Are you threatening me??"

"No," he says softly. "But I think someone is going to."

"I really wish you would stop speaking in riddles and just tell me what's going on."

"I can't unless I taste your blood. If you have any."

"Why do you need to taste my blood so bad?"

"Let's say it's just how us vampires establish trust." He grabs her arm and looks into her eyes softening his tone. "I promise I won't hurt you. I just need a drop."

Luna is terrified and more confused than she was when she just thought he was a stalker. She goes back and forth in her mind on whether she should let him taste her blood or not. She doesn't even know this guy, how can she trust him to not suck her dry?

Yet for some reason, his suddenly soft tone and the way his face went from chiseled and intimidating to soft and round, has her thinking that just maybe she can give him a chance.

"Just a drop?" She asks still unsure.

"Promise," he nods.

"Fine," she sighs. "I'll prove to you that I have blood."

He lifts her arm and brings it to his face. He takes another sniff still confused by the lack of smell he's getting from her. He gently sinks one of his fangs into her flesh releasing a small drop of blood. His tongue quickly soaks up the drop and he steps back analyzing the taste.

"What are you, LuLuLuna?" He asks dumbfounded.

"It's Luna," she says rolling her eyes. "And I'm human. You just tasted my blood, isn't that all you needed? Can you go now?"

"You've never encountered another vampire before?"

"No. Not that I know of. Wouldn't I know something like that?"

"But how do you have vampire venom in your blood?"

"I have what??"

"Are you half vampire?" He asks staring back into her red eye. "Is that why your eye is red?"

"No, how could I be half vampire? That doesn't even make sense!"

"Both of your parents are human?"

"Of course they are! Stop asking crazy questions!"

"That can't be right."

"Why? You really think I'm a vampire?"

"At least a little bit. It's like someone tried to convert you but didn't finish the job."

"How is that even possible? Please let me get some sleep!" She whines.

"I need to investigate more."

"Can you do it without bothering me?"

"Maybe," he ponders. "But probably not. I'll let you get some sleep though. I'll see you tomorrow."

"I really would prefer to not see you," she mumbles as he turns around and leaves her apartment without a sound.

She gets herself ready for bed and lays in the dark staring at the ceiling. Sleep isn't coming easy because there's so many things running through her mind. So many things that she doesn't understand at all.

Half vampire?

———————————————

Kingdom of Korealis

Jungkook lays across his bed finally allowing himself some rest. Spending so much time in the human world is exhausting. Trying to handle their sunlight as well as using lots of energy to maintain his human or animal form takes a lot out of him.

"Jungkookie?" A voice comes from the other side of the door with a soft knock. He can tell it's Hoseok likely checking in on him as he does every night.

"Come in," Jungkook answers.

"Hey," Hoseok says entering the room and sitting at the edge of the bed. He hands Jungkook a bottle of blood. "Are you sure you don't want one of us coming with you when you go to the human world? It seems like your investigation there is taking a lot out of you."

"I feel like I'm getting closer, hyung," Jungkook says sitting up and taking a big gulp of blood.

"Are you? What have you found out?"

"Well...I'm not sure."

"O......k......."

"I met this girl," Jungkook starts.

"Oh no," Hoseok says shaking his head.

"Not like that!" Jungkook huffs. "I mean, I thought she was who I was looking for. I couldn't smell blood on her so I thought she was one of us. I wanted to find out if she was natural or a convert, maybe the Saakhans were trying to make her a soldier, but..." he trails off.

"But?"

"She has blood. I couldn't smell it even when a drop was right in front of my face."

"So you're losing your sense of smell?" Hoseok jokes.

"No!" Jungkook snaps. "She has vampire venom in her blood. Not a lot, but I could taste it."

"How is the venom in her blood? She would be a convert then, right? How could she have blood AND venom?"

"I don't know. One of her eyes is red too. I've never seen anything like it. It's like someone tried to convert her but didn't finish."

"How?"

"Hyung, she was adamant that she'd never come in contact with another vampire. I would think she's lying, but when I told her I was a vampire she freaked and passed out."

"But how is that possible? How could she be part human and part vampire? That's unheard of."

"Right! She says both of her parents are human, but that can't be right. I have to find out more."

"Have you told Jin yet?"

"No, I don't want to cause a scene until I'm sure of what's going on. Hyung, promise me you won't say anything to anyone until I figure this all out."

"Whyyy?" Hoseok whines rolling his eyes. "You know that's hard for me."

"Please, hyung-nim I'll owe you one."

"Why am I always the one having to cover for you?"

"Because you're always around," Jungkook jokes.

"Fine," Hoseok sighs. "You have to keep me updated on everything, and the moment I feel things are getting out of hand I'm telling the rest of the guys."

"Deal," Jungkook agrees taking another sip of his drink.

[aprillikesthings]

ONE MORE TODAY gghhhh I just want to finish out the first season

s1 ep13 The Battle of Bright Moon

Dear netflix: what the fuck. this show is only really four seasons.

it's like the opposite of what cartoon network did to Steven Universe:

TRUE STORY the actual over-arching plot/backstory of SU doesn't start until halfway through its first season, literally episodes 25 and 26, which were MEANT to be a cliffhanger and then the first episode of the second season, instead of partway through season one.

But a lot of character and world-building does happen before that. So when people aren't sure whether to attempt to watch all of SU (it's......a LOT) I tell them to watch until Lapis Lazuli shows up, because if they don't like at that point, they're not going to --but 90% of the people I know get to those episodes are are like WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? and keep watching and meanwhile I just cackle because congrats, you're one of us now, have fun being confused!!! It only gets worse!! :)))

(Like seriously every tiny bit of the plot being pushed forward is dependent on more of the backstory/lore being revealed. So much of the plot is just dependent on huge amounts of history and trauma that we learn about at the same time as Steven.)

Also keep in mind each episode is like 11 or 12 minutes, and that's including the intro/credits. It's painfully easy to marathon SU because any single episode is short so you always think "oh just one more" and the next thing you know six hours has gone by.

OKAY back to she-ra

you cannot actually be surprised by this

also everyone's freaking out specifically at the snow/ice, and I keep wondering if Etheria has seasons at all??

She's a little grotesque!

(Gargoyles are specifically water spouts, and called that because of the gargling noise they make. Yes, really. Grotesques are the ones that are decorative. So Catra here is a grotesque, not a gargoyle. /pedantic nerdery)

oh that's just living in Oregon eyooooo

I can't get a good screenshot but Entrapta is yelling into her tape recorder and spinning around in a wheely office chair, I love how much they leaned into her being autistic, she's so happy and stimming like mad.

But also SPEAKING OF SU AGAIN I can't see her with that tape recorder and not think about Peridot ahaha

"April is that from Too Far, the episode that started your OTP" yes. yes it is.

Also I used to have a phone case meant to look like it until I ran it over on my bicycle ):

ANYWAY

plot: activating the Black Garnet runestone is sucking power from the other runestones and making the weather "go screwy."

Having Catra say "IN ENGLISH PLEASE" after every one of Entrapta's infodumps is such a great way of allowing Entrapta to make technical-jargon infodumps and then making them easier for the viewers to understand

oh that's right Entrapta doesn't have a runestone. Makes sense. Her abilities are all technical knowledge, not magic. Which means "Princess" doesn't necessarily mean "has a runestone/magical abilities."

Catra: "We're going to take out Bright Moon's runestone!"

gee, why that one, specifically, i wonder

(i do not wonder)

Bow: She-Ra can't fight off the entire Horde???

SIGH

this is just a nice contrast to the shot of Catra I got earlier

yeah but ALONE?

oh shit she hadn't told everyone Catra had been in the Crystal Castle. And Adora blames herself for Catra getting worse. because of course she does.

STAAAAAAHP

Angella: "But you're too stubborn and hotheadead...and brave, just like your father"

Me: huh I'm really starting to like Angella Me, remembering later plot events: ah right so it hurts more

that thing is pretty

awww they all have some armor now! nice

paused it here by accident, but she looks so fucking DONE, either that or kinda high, hard to say

also I made popcorn

Angella made the Moonstone do a cool sonic wave thing, nice

So this is a problem all shows of this type have: when Adora/She-Ra makes those ships blow up, there's likely Horde soldiers IN them, and does she ever think about those people? that maybe she knew them? that they were forced into being soldiers just like she was?

WAR IS BAD, KIDS

I knew she was gonna be there and I startled anyway

Catra: Y'know, I'm actually glad you made it out of there alive Adora: *moment of visible but short-lived hope*

oof

This whole fight scene is why I'm not the only fic writer to assume at least one of them has nightmares about them trying to kill each other

the temptation to re-write the specific dialogue in my fic to match this scene...

OKAY so it all happens so fast (and animated in a way that makes it clear how much it hurts but also makes it a bit less bloody) but Catra just straight-up drags her claws down She-Ra's back with her full weight behind it, and She-Ra responds by--well, screaming in pain first, but then backing up and slamming Catra into some rocks so hard they shatter, and then they both have a moment of just gasping in pain:

And lemme tell you, I have seen both of those mentioned in fics repeatedly. Mostly Catra seeing Adora's scars and feeling guilt and shame. But one fic has Catra realize she never told Adora that the smashing-on-rocks thing broke a few ribs.

owwwww more scars but on her face this time

Not gonna type up Catra's vicious little speech here, but oh MAN

ow

What is it with these two and CLIFFS

well no but you do tend to distract her (something something Light Hope something something "attachments")

not now Scorpia omg

another example of Cartoon Bondage

part of me was like "WHY does Catra look unreasonably hot in this shot" and then remembered we're literally seeing her from Adora's POV, like we see through her literal eyes as they open and focus on Catra, ahahahah

(Reminds me of a post I saw about why Blackbeard looks the way he does when he meets Stede Bonnet in Our Flag Means Death--there's that slow shot panning up to Blackbeard's face and he's framed in the most attractive way possible--because that's how Stede sees him.)

fAcE tOuChInG

ow

MERMISTAAAAA

PERFUMAAA

She-Ra finally found her healing powers!! WOOOOO

BAHAHAH okay so all the runestones are healed and get little bubbles of protection or something, but this includes the Black Garnet, and all the tech shit attached to it gets blown off, the room goes dark, and all you see:

Entrapta's goggles

ANYWAY the princesses are all back to full strength and there to fight together and woooo VICTORY

defeated by the homosexual agenda

I've hit the image limit despite deleting a few and didn't want to do another two-parter but there's a moment when everyone's like YAY WE WON WOOO and Scorpia and Catra take off in a skiff and Adora watches them go with a face that shows her mixed emotions.

(I have so many thoughts on this, like yay she saved the world (for now), but her friend she's known the longest hates her guts and refuses to be near her except to do a violence, like at least Catra's alive and clearly going to be okay, but I'm sure Adora's trying to do a whole "but we won, so it's fine, everything is fine")

Also Mermista lets Sea Hawk put an arm around her and actually says "Really good job" to him in a way that sounds genuine (given their expressions they totally boned later)

And then She-Ra gets hugged and thanked by Angella and her eyes do a "omg I'm so happy" as she turns back into Adora

And then Catra and Entrapta and Scorpia have a chat with Hordak and knowing what I know about later plot I'm laughing bc this is the first time Entrapta and Hordak interact, and Hordak is like ">:( you failed" and Entrapta's cheerfully all ":D no we didn't! I learned SO MUCH!!", she's just incapable of being afraid of Hordak here

Anyway now Catra is officially second-in-command

AAAAAND END OF SEASON ONE

which means (given the list up there) I am actually 1/4th through the show, NICE, tho I will continue to use Netflix's season numbers on the posts for clarity

[plantfeed]

welcome to marina, JUDE DEMPSEY ( cis man, he/him) ! they are a TWENTY-FIVE year old who has lived on the island for TWO MONTHS. word on the street is they’re currently living in TOWER HILL and works as a FREELANCE VIDEOGRAPHER / LOCATION SCOUT ON FILM & TV SETS. everyone also says they look a lot like ARON PIPER. what do you think? — NORA, 27, she/her, GMT.

here is the pinterest for jude. here’s a jude musings tag. this vine radiates jude energy.  so does this.  this video is very jude. u can find everythin i have abt him under the cut. 

as a warning this is the most british character i've ever played so a lot of this will probably be largely unintelligible to anyone outside the gulf stream bt thats ok im used to ppl not understanding a word im saying xx

stats.

NAME:   jude dempsey. AGE:   twenty-five. GENDER & PRONOUNS:    cis man, he/him. OCCUPATION:  says he’s an early-career filmmaker and he has done a few music videos but mostly he just creates videography content for ladbible and vice’s social media. also a location scout on film n tv sets.  ARCHETYPES: the anarchist. the cheeky chappy. the going-nowhere-fast. the aimless. the hostile. the charity case. the juvenile delinquent. ZODIAC: saggitarius sun, scorpio moon, pisces rising. HEIGHT:  6′1 with hair, 6′0 without RESIDENCY: tower hill. previously rochdale, greater manchester. occasionally london. came to marina to work on a film a few months back n when the job ended he jst ended up staying. TATTOOS: covered in them. for a few years when he was in high school, his sister aoife was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist and he was her walking canvas. after seeing how some of jude’s tats turned out, she decided against them, but they’re all super special to him. FACECLAIM:   arón piper.

POSITIVE TRAITS.   spirited ,  rambunctious ,  witty , well - intentioned ( most of the time ),  passionate , decisive , physically affectionate ,  a loyal friend , assertive .

NEGATIVE TRAITS.   foolhardy ,  grumpy ,  paradoxical ,  rude , stupid ,  jealous , obsessive , struggles to admit when he’s wrong ,  over confident ( and for what ? )  lacks the ability to self-reflect .

LIKES.  banter ,  tk maxx ,  footie with the lads ,  spending all day in spoons ,   cheap lager , cat-calling workmen as a power play ,  saying  ‘ oh, crumbs ’  when shit goes down ,  playing fifa on xbox ,  hoodies that say ‘ supreme ’  and  ‘ anti - social social club ’ ,  the beastie boys ,  break - dancing ,  knowing the guy in the corner - shop and his whole family by name ,   knock - off adidas ,  pitt bull terriers ,  energy drinks ,  M.I.L.Fs ,  shooting hoops after school with a crate full of tinnies , absolutely dousing himself in CK one before a big night on the town ,  bingeing the real housewives ,  having a block list as long as your arm ,  taylor swift , saying  “ that’s your girlfriend ”  to his mates about the weirdest looking people you see on the street ,  walking into a club with a fit bird on your arm knowing that you’ll probably get sucked off in the loos ,  making his one night stand a full english ,  sleight of hand magic tricks , always being covered in scabs , paddington 2 , making the spotify playlist for pre-drinks , doing the duck face or biting his tongue in selfies . 

aesthetics.

blood stains on a cigarette rizzla, a jovial whistle as you tend to a full english breakfast ( eggs served sunny-side up ), jamming screwdrivers into the tag around your ankle to sneak out of the house to boiler room dj sets, a stick-and-poke tattoo spelling ‘ACAB’ across your knuckles that you got at a house party while tripping on ket,  a ‘no ball games’ sign used as one goal post & a tracksuit jumper used as the other one, rugby socks and porno mags stuffed beneath a single bed still laundered with spiderman bed sheets.

character references.

Ronan (The Raven Cycle), Daniel Dessario (Freaks & Geeks), Lip Gallagher (Shameless), Mercutio (Romeo & Juliet), Connell (Normal People), Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games), Eggsy (Kingsman), whatever Channing Tatum’s character is called (Step Up), Kurtan (This Country), Pete Davidson’s character in Bodies, Bodies, Bodies.

bullet point summary of jude

tw drugs and a life of crime

jude is peak dark fruits twitter, massive “u fooking wot mate???” football hooligan britpop love island lad, appears quite jack-the-lad, but also just massive softie once you chisel your way passed the six layers of reinforced concrete barrier beneath his adidas shell suit

self-declared ‘bad boy’ who mums can’t help but love and sadly yes in the past he has fucked a girlfriend’s mum :/

massive dark fruits brit pop, crossbody bum bag, novelty sunglasses geezer. marcus rashford fanboy. probably has a slit in his eyebrow and has definitely shaved go faster racing stripes into his hair before.

b4 coming 2 marina he was bopping about between london and manchester bcos he works freelance as a location scout n a runner on film sets. he does videography stuff for magazines frm time to time too. came to marina bcos a film was shooting there, ended up staying. i think we'll go w that.

has always had strong women in his life so loves it when a girl could kick his ass. loves his mum so much, has 2 sisters he adores, n thinks his dad's a p.o.s, n is like. u know what. women are really excellent. maybe i shd return their tinder messages

bt then finds it hard to commit bcos,...... theres so many opportunities doesn't wnna shut himself off location wise job wise relationship wise. but usually he’s quite good at communicating that and not being a total dick to women

having said that he is a bit of a bastard if im honest but is fully aware of it and his new years resolution would be to not leave girls on red even if it’s just a ‘haha’

worms have 4 hearts but no one to love cos their gross. that’s jude. he’s a mattress on the floor no bedframe guy :/

impulsive guy who jumps from thing to thing (parkour).

he actually does do parkour tho n as a kid on house arrest he used to make stupid youtube videos of him doing parkour and him breakdancing in his garden. hate it here

literally cant stop stealing things. may or may not include other ppls partners.

white boy who thinks he can rap. always rolling ciggies in the smoking area of the local dive bar that plays arctic monkeys and stone roses and has a stupid tiny hat that all those skateboarders wear and always has a chain around his neck and loads of rings and is tryna chat up the barmaid so he can stay after they close and fuck her from behind while she counts whats in the tills :/

tells ppl he rides a motorbike but its..... a fucking vespa..... get the fuck out of here w ur gay yearning n silenzio bruno.....

'straight' white guy with massive homoerotic struggles for his mates but its just boys being boys. lads being lads. mate what are you being weird about it for. 

if he had longer to grown and evolve i wld probs want him to overcome his toxic masculine internalised homophobia n be with a guy bt alas. we cant have everything.

his usual type is someone fun loving and carefree whos here for a good time and not for a long time bt thats bcos he avoids commitment and has a deep-rooted fear of not being enough. 

jude's quite a passionate and obsessive person which is why he usually tries to keep romance and sex separate with sex as a very casual no feelings, we're not friends, kinda thing bcos i think he can just become completely possessed by some1 n willing to do anything fr them n frankly..... it scares him.

despite putting out such a fuckboy persona he actually wants someone to find him worthy of love and be willing 2 put in the time.

the last rp i played him in was a love island rp. he fingered someone on his first day then cheated on them like 2 days later (bt technically they weren't even coupled up n the initial fingering was kind of cheating) and ended up proposing to his new gf in the finale. went in there for the jet-2 holiday and money to buy his mum a house n then fell head over dick in love and was super intense the whole way through bt kinda funny. not decided if im keeping love island in his backstory bt probably wont as its in mimi's and this island isn't big enough for two ex love island contestants

loves to dance. loves 100 gecs and king gizzard and the lizard wizard bt very into hip hop and 00s grime too. can still breakdance a bit. george sampson from britain’s got talent was his hero in secondary school

background / bio stuff

—  twenty-five. cis-male. he / him. bisexual bt in denial. has a million different piercings and tattoos and broken so many bones. he was originally based on the tarot card the fool (which represents spontaneity, impulsivity, new beginnings, improvising, leaps of faith or lack of direction, poor judgement, chaos and stupidity depending on which way up it is). i have a full bio for him but i wrote it when i was like 14 and frankly its embarrassing so ur just getting bullet points (n tbh they are long as fuck…. so…..) xx 

— born in rochdale, raised in manchester. his family ran the market stool that sells knock-off adidas trainers fake rollex watches (u kno the one. or is this just a british thing?) so he worked on that quite a lot as a kid, this little 10 year old boy in a bucket hat and a tracksuit shouting from his market stool. all of his childhood birthday parties were at the local boozer so the parents could get pissed while the kids ran around throwing pool balls at each other. 

— there wasn’t much stability in his childhood. they were constantly being chucked out of whatever flat they were renting. one of his goals for coming on love island is to win a lot of money so he can buy his mum a house bcos he’s fed up of seeing her live in absolute shitholes.

—  he was in and out the care system as well as juvenile detention a lot as a kid for petty crimes like larcency, public indecency, trespassing, graffiti. his mum was the most non-maternal mum ever and basically ran their home like an oliver twist workhouse bt he still loved her. came from a family of miscreants who were often in trouble with the law and as a result social services got involved and he was tossed about different foster families like a hot potato but he kept running back to his mum (mama's boy).

— this is really sad but i think a lot of the reason why he committed petty crimes was because when he was in the juvenile detention centre there was structure, and people checking in on him to make sure he hadn’t vanished, and he got regular meals, and he was kind of lacking those things at home…. the fridge was always empty, no one cared if he was in his room or out on the streets causing trouble…. in juvie he got a sense of family as fucked up as that sounds….. it’s also where he learned to fight 

— very working class roots, proud of this fact, and fucking hates the rich. is the type to grafiti a house in the posh neighbourhoods and cut their telephone wires with pliers because why not, they can just get their butler to fix it.  people at school would call his family  “ne’er-do-wells”, and as a result he spent most of his youth causing havoc on the streets because it was the only kind of identity he knew so he might as well live up to it. his brothers worked at the fun fairs and carnivals in the summer months. jude used to rollerblade around and steal candy flosses from the pier and rig the slot machines so that they’d spill out loads of coins for him. the archetypal lock-picking chaotic neutral rogue type.

 — constantly undermines his own intelligence and doesn’t really trust that he’s actually clever, despite the fact that he could have done well in school if he’d tried (and wasn’t constantly having to parent his younger siblings because as soon as the older ones reached 16 they were out of that house and into the world). he knows that people will see him and just assume he’s a dumb idiot so he’s kind of in a place where he makes people think that before they can even assume it, because that way he feels in control. is constantly saying he can’t read but in fact!! he can read. it just takes him a bit longer cos the words move around on the page he’s got dyslexia 

— never finished school. got a bus to london at sixteen years old with a skateboard, his best mate, a jar full of pennies and a digital camera. they couch surfed for ages and were in a lot of dodgy situations until jude got pretty involved in the industrial skate scene. then they just slept on sk8rbois sofas and in their dirty basements for a while until they had enough money to rent a flat. also super into parkour. when he wasn’t freerunning himself he took videos of the others n he built up a small following on youtube.

—  now works as a freelance photographer / content creator for VICE and other online journals. involved in a lot of zines. it’s a lot of effort and not much money so he also works as a runner on tv sets when ever tv or film shoots locally. he also does bar shifts here and there when he’s had a massive piss up and spent £100 buying shots and needs to get some money in before pay day. basically a jack-of-all-trades with 5 different jobs that he swaps like interchangeable hats and doesn’t correctly fill out his tax returns for.

— has been hopping around place to place since he left school at 16. doesn’t really consider anywhere home, but rather the feeling of cracking the top off an ice cold bottle of beer and slapping ur mates on the thighs. he would go back home to his parents house but honestly his dad is never there and his mum is p much a liability and always drunk and even tho he loves her loads the hero pedestal he put her on as a kid is kinda gone now and he just cant be bothered to deal with it any more, plus all his siblings have moved out now. 

headcanons.

— despite being lacking in maturity, jude’s kind of like, a caring if somewhat grumpy father figure. because his parents were never really around and him n his siblings had to look out for each other, he likes to make sure everyone’s eaten, and is always the first to offer up his bed or sofa if someone needs a place to stay. he climbs trees to help injured birds and has a rescue staffie with three legs, as well as two stray cats he’s loosely adopted because they always seemed hungry, and now he’s called them smokey n bandit. he likes animals more than people. 

— very physically fit. wants to run fast so he can overtake the bourgeoise when the zombies come. sporty soft jock himbo type and was always better with his body than he was with words. he’s learned to say more by not speaking. loves basketball. loves football n rugby. loves being in the gym mostly so he can watch hot gymshark influencer girls do their squats.

— was massively into parkour as a kid. now a freerunner and freelance photographer. is one of those guys u see nowadays on instagram who climb to the top of a really high building in their fuckin sneakers to do an ig story of new york from like, 100ft up and get paid by vice to do it. he started doing shit like that when he was like 15 because UNILAD or s/t saw one of his instagram videos of him up this building taking shots on his go-pro n were like hey we can use this

 — relationship wise, he tends to pine after one person for ages and fuck a load of people to get over them and not really treat the people very well who he fucks along the way in his process of coping with someone not wanting him back. can get a bit obsessive. a bit intense. a typical scorpio moon that way. if he’s all-in on you he’s loyal as fuck but it takes a lot for him to go all in. enjoys the will-they-won’t they and the thrill of the chase more than he enjoys being in a relationship.

— kind of an amalgamation of daniel dessario and nick andopolis in freaks and geeks. obsessed with dad rock and can play electric guitar but is pretty bad at it. is that one friend who’s always like “tame impala are so much better than the stone roses man. talking heads were the fucking bomb, you weren’t there, you don’t know david byrne like i do” etc etc pop culture references. also really into dad rock and fuckin loves parquet courts.

— chews the inside of his cheek when he’s nervous or irritated. it’s a tick he’s had since youth, almost a way of biting his tongue. it used to give him terrible mouth ulcers. he’s also heavily avoidant when it comes to dealing with anything not chill n usually runs from it or gets blackout drunk. he definitely uses binge drinking as a coping mechanism.

— can be difficult to talk to and finds communicating what he actually feels hard at times like usually it'll come out as a different emotion. ppl in prev rps have said he's autistic bt idk if he is i dnt wanna diagnose without knowing enough.

— though his blood can easily boil, he’s not quick to resort to violence. he prefers to either run from it or clumsily attempt being a peacemaker. he’ll only usually end up fighting accidentally, literally that tommy shelby gif like STOP FIGHTING NO FUCKING FIGHTING and two seconds later he’s throwing a punch.

— but apart from that, he’s pretty solid. may appear to be a ‘lads lad’ but is actually a fucking sweetheart. some character inspos are connell from normal people, daniel dessario, eggsy from kingsman, soren from the dragon prince, lip from shameless, dionysus god of wine and ecstasy, channing tatum’s character in step up and sokka in A:TLA.

 — an angry boi but also a soft boi beneath the angry boi. has a heart of gold deep down but was always getting dragged into dodgy shit as a kid because he came from a rough family and never learned any better. reminds me a lot of fezco in euphoria because he’s dumb and rough around the edges bt he’s also well-intentioned and cld be a decent person but is v much a victim of his circumstances. like yeah he’s physically assaulted several police officers and committed a heinous amount of vandalism and shoplifts something almost every time he enters a shop but he’s trying every day to be better  🥺👉👈 .

WANTED PLOTS.

— fellow filmmakers who maybe also worked on the film he came here to shoot and hooked him up with another job in the area. he's now freelancing doing videography so anyone who needs video work done or advertisements hit me up.

— also considering making him a school janitor if he runs out of work n he would just jump onto the trollies and wheel about until he ends up spilling floor gel everywhere

— someone teach him to surf because we don't have any beaches or water at all for that matter in england

— sexy toxic evil flings. only been here 2 months so sadly cant do ex girlfriend or childhood sweetheart or best friends at school but cld have hooked up w ppl in the first week and ghosted thinking he'd only be there a little while but now he's got a flat and quite likes the island and isn't in a hurry to leave because all thats waiting for him back home is heartbreak.

— actually his sister aoife married an american and had a baby with him and moved away from home so MAYBE actually his sister and his sisters partner live in marina and that's why he's stayed here longer n cld be a way for him to kno ppl. so ppl cld know his sister or her partner maybe. they are very very earthy airy fairy campfire songs reiki healing spiritual retreat in the woods type ppl (nothin like jude) n probs run breathwork classes etc. maybe i make a wanted connection

— honestly brotps. i want so many brotps, if ur character is lad behaviour at all, then hook me up they could be best mates. alternatively they could just really see too much of themselves in each other and not get on spicy.

— skate gang he does parkour, freerunning and skateboarding so would hang around parks where they have shit he can jump off

— anything and everything. honestly please bombard me with messages, i’m in the discord (nora / plantfeed), or you can im me, i’m slow to message but once we get the ball rolling i promise it’ll be a hoot ok pce and love x

[properbantz]

BEACH HUT CONFESSIONALS 001 — EDEN FOSTER

BOMBSHELL ENTRANCE:

HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT ENTERING THE VILLA? 

“ oh i’m absolutely stoked. i saw callie on the show and thought like, now there’s a girl with an idea. ”  her smile widens and she leans forward in the chair.  “ like i know i should be nervous or something but i’m just not y’know? ”  it helps that she’s used to a sort of reality tv type beat. talking in front of a camera is comfortable at this point given interviews or her family’s little day in the life show.  “ the camera’s don’t really faze me or anything and i’ve done this long enough not to like.. have a total freak out like that one guy with the hair, reece? or the boxer trying to throw his dick everywhere? or the other blonde? jenny’s an absolute dream but she’s gotta work on grounding breathing exercises. really, i’m just here to have a good time and whatever it is at the end of the day that’s that. ”  eden shrugs, bright smile returning to her features.  “ like obviously i’m hoping to find someone grand but i’m also being realistic. shoot for the moon, yeah? stars are pretty too. ” 

IS THERE ANYONE WHO YOU HAD YOUR EYE ON ALREADY OR HAS CAUGHT YOUR EYE OFF THE BAT THAT YOU’D BE INTERESTED IN GOING FOR? 

“ oh definitely. ” her expression twist as if she’s asking ‘are you serious?’  “ yeah a lot of the islanders already seem pretty ace. i’ve got a few that i’m looking forward to pulling for a chat before others, like miles, frankie, adela, but i’m keen on getting a chat in with everybody. not because i’m desperate or anything, ”  she laughs, pointing at the producers behind the camera,  “ but how else are you going to know if you’ve got chemistry with someone if you don’t even try to entertain a conversation? how do you know there’s not that spark or fireworks if you don’t go for the kiss? ”   

WHICH COUPLES SEEM THE MOST SOLID TO YOU? LEAST SOLID? 

her nose scrunches, clearly not wanting to answer this question and not having a good answer for it either.  “ none of them? ”  she feels bad saying that, but all of these couples seem so shaken around.  “ i mean if you want to get into it i guess angel and callie have got a really good thing going? but something about callie and frankie feels severely unfinished, like if they don’t get it out now they’re going to end up doing something they regret later or hurting their partners. like not intentionally, but that original fire pit just felt... intense. even in here, you don’t react that way to someone you’re over. i think jude and jenny are sweet. i’d like to see them succeed, i think he’s sweet to her despite the fact he looks like he would kill a pair of tracky daks. you think he owns ‘em? ” 

WHAT PEOPLE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF GETTING ALONG WITH?

“ overly optimistic to say everyone, like i’m being thrown into the lion’s den here, but that’s not unfamiliar in the slightest. plus i know cal, she and i ran in a pretty similar circle a while back. ”  her tone’s light, teasing. who would she be if she didn’t make some sort of wild animal reference right out the gate?  “ i’m gonna have to put a little more thought into what comes out of my mouth from time to time but i just call it like i see it. i’m not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings, the last thing i wanna do is make anyone upset. so like... that’s gonna be the thing. i hope i get on with angel and charlene. they seem like a good time, dante and jude maybe? ” 

WHAT PEOPLE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF NOT GETTING ALONG WITH? 

“ i’m not like hoping to go in making enemies. that’s not my speed. ”  she tries to make this aggressively clear,  “ but maybe dylan? maybe. which is like wild considering that’s another true blue right there but i think he just takes himself so seriously and i’m not really about that. but i hope that’s not the case. um... i don’t really know how it’ll go with josh. or naomi.  i don’t want to get sucked into that whirlpool of a mess just by being in their sheer proximity so maybe i’ll stay away from that with no less than a six foot pole. ” 

[bruiisedpetals-a]

𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐆. vida [ .. ] & geralt of rivia ( @witchered)

she's bruised, and scraped, her ribs aching from being knocked into a tree as she fled — what had she been thinking, trying to take on a grave hag by herself? ; it's not the first time she's been victim to her own staunchly independent streak. her broken ribs are healed by her own hands, but the ache permeates body-wide, as well as the ache of her bruised ego. vida's expression is sour, simmering with annoyance and an ever-growing grudge against the monster who impeded her gathering of a nocturnal blossom she desperately needed to harvest; it's flowering season lasting barely a moons turn out of an entire year. ❝ twenty-four doses of wive's tears, as ordered, ❞ she pushes a wooden crate, carefully packed with straw to protect the glass vials, across the wooden bar. her violet eyes, one sporting a cut through the eyebrow above, turned to the innkeeper's hands as he counted out her payment. ❝ pleasure doing business with you, ❞ she swipes all but a single coin from the table to put away under the folds of her garb, and orders a beer in the hopes it will take the edge off her ire.

vida turns away from the bar to keep her eye on the room, conscious that she is carrying more money than she'd like, and also because she still doesn't enjoy the company of many others. noise, banter, and laughter flow around her, perhaps a dozen patrons in total spattered around in the semi-din, and she alights upon a lone person, large in frame with an aura of intimidation despite an apparent neutral disposition — ❝ that fellow, who's he? ❞ she asks the innkeeper as he lifts the wooden crate into his arms to store out of sight (and sell to his dedicated patrons or their wives at an inflated cost. he'd make more if not for vida plying her own trade discretely, but perhaps if the innkeeper hadn't been such a fuck when they had met, she'd have let him alone in his side business.) with a nasty look, as though he's sucked a sour berry, he answers; "one of those mutants. a witcher. should just call 'em freaks if you ask me—" ❝ well, i didn't ask, ❞ she cuts him off bluntly, and gets up with her beer in hand, ignoring him as he tosses a cuss at her back. weaving between the tables she approaches the hooded, pale-haired man. the lingering irritation and pain from her defeat removing the limited social filter vida possessed, she stands opposite the table he sits at and asks, rather pointedly. ❝ have you ever slain a grave hag? ❞

[firstdove15]

Chinese Dramas I’ve Watched the Last Six Months

I felt like writing about it now that I’ve watched enough

Finished

1) Love Between Fairy and Devil (10/10)

My first Chinese drama I finished even though I knew about and was supposed to start The Untamed first. XD Too many people I followed were watching at the same time and a powerpoint reblogged by one of the people I follow convinced me to check it out. I enjoyed it right away but it started to consume me around episode 8/9. @_@ XD I literally watched whenever I could. During the car rides to and from work, during first break, during lunch break, during last break, and when I got home after finishing any obligations. I was hooked. Still my favorite Cdrama tied with The Untamed. An absolute masterpiece.

2) New Life Begins (9/10)

I started this one on a whim from seeing one gif set that made the series look like it was adorable...and I fell in love with the female characters right away. The romances were cute, the friendships were phenomenal, and I was so not expecting this drama to be as feminist as it was. I remember some people complaining that it was longer than it needed to be and it started getting boring after awhile. Valid. But my love for the characters outweighed the shortcomings and I’m glad I watched.

3) The Untamed (10/10)

I knew about this drama since it first came out? Planned on watching, then didn’t until I watched the first two episodes sometime in the beginning of last year, fell off, and then came back when I caught up with the latest episode of New Life Begins. I immediately loved Wei Wuxian even before I unintentionally took a 6+ month break from the show. This series was so good and so painful. I felt for Wuxian, I mourned his deteriorating brotherhood with Jiang Cheng, I fell for his relationship with Wangji, and loved the complexity of most of the characters. The ending was technically happy enough, but it still left me with a sense of longing. And that music? Chef’s kiss.

I’m still in the middle of the first novel but I have what’s available due to a sale at B&N so I have near full access to the novels.

4) Unchained Love (7/10)

I started this for Dylan Wang and stayed for Dylan Wang and Chen Yu Qi. I had mixed feelings on the plot and political intrigue but I did like the romance for the most part. The ending felt a bit rushed, but I was just happy that they managed to get out of there. I might check out the other drama they did together. I think it’s called Never Give Up?  They bounced off of each other well in this series so I’m sure it’s the same for the other.

5) Who Rules the World (9/10)

I saw pretty people and I decided I was watching. >_> I regret nothing. XDDD I loved the main leads and their romance and I loved the friendships as well. The younger half-brother and stepmom got on my last nerve but I felt like the emperor went a little too far with what he did to his own third child. That was so cold blooded. @_@ Also, that ending. When someone said it was happy enough, they weren’t freaking kidding. Oh well. I get the point is to live happily in the present. She’ll be okay. She’s made of strong stuff. @_@

Currently Watching

1) Blood of Youth

I’m currently on episode 8 and unintentionally took a break. I got caught up in drawing again and a tiny bit of reading. I’m definitely coming back to this one though. The comedy is gold.

2) Till the End of the Moon

And I got sucked into this one. XD I originally started watching on YouTube but then saw Viki added more episodes so I switched to there. In the beginning I was prepared to be like, “Okay, I know they’ll eventually fall in love and I want to see how the heck that happens but I also would be okay with a tragic ending.” I lied. I need those two to have a happy ending. I did a small amount of research and apparently the author wrote two endings; a bad ending and a good ending so you can read whichever you prefer? I hope the crew chose good ending. Or happy enough ending. I’ll take that, dangit. Anyway Tantai Jin is my son and if he still goes feral in the future, I would not stop him. Same for Li Susu. If she ever snapped, she’s more than valid because she going through just as much. @_@ I know I’m in the lighter/fluffier parts of the show (all Viki has is up to episode 18 right now) but I know it gets back angsty at some point. Episode 23, I think? XD 

On Queue

1) Warm on a Cold Night

This looks like it’s hilarious. Give me sunshine A x grumpy B all day, everyday.

2) Love Like the Galaxy

I was told and saw for myself that the lead actress from Who Rules the World is also the lead actress on this one so I’ll watch it for her. <33

3) Lighter and Princess

I think this is literally the only series in my queue that isn’t xianxia or period piece. My goodness. XD

4) Blue Whisper

I completely forgot I put this in queue and, frankly, I don’t remember how I found it/decided to add it to my queue. But it’ll stay there for now.

5) The Journey of Chongzi

Listen. I see pretty dark version of Jiang Cheng (purple is his color, goodness gracious @_@) and I’m like, “I might just watch for the pretty.” I kept seeing people complain about the lead female character/actress and that’s another reason I wanted to check it out. To see if it’s as bad as people are saying. Again, I’m here for the pretty. A pretty that’s not even the main lead. Oh well. XD

[playhousemassacrez]

I’m back!

So, the DLC was fucking terrible, stop lying. It was not good. It fucking sucked ass.

So I decided to rewrite the Ruin story just like I did with the Security Breach story!

SOME SPOILERS AHEAD!

Freddy and his friends get trapped under the Freddy Fazbear’s Rocking Pizza Place sinkhole underneath the PizzaPlex. Freddy is freaking out that Poppy is not among the others again, so he tries to escape but there was no escape. Luckily, Huggy found a way out for everyone.

After escape the sinkhole, Gregory grabs a Freddy walkie talkie to talk to his friend, Cassie, to see if she could come and save them. As soon as she gets his call, Cassie runs off to the PizzaPlex to find him.

Once Cassie enters the PizzaPlex, she runs into Gregory. Suddenly, Freddy hears Poppy’s voice from Cassie’s Roxanne Walkie-Talkie. Eager and impatient, Freddy sets off to find Poppy, with the others running behind him.

After running into Mask Bot Map Bot, Cassie is given Vanny’s old mask. Freddy tries to dismantle it, but Michael says the mask was called the “V.A.N.N.I.” System (yeah, I call BS on it too but IDK I have a love-hate feeling with that concept). However, Cassie runs into a rabbit like entity called M.X.E.S. The others don’t know how she can see the entity after they each tried the mask, but once Freddy and Michael tried it, they could see the entity as well.

Michael explains that he made M.X.E.S to trap his father, but he doesn’t know how the Helpi mascot appeared there so he, Cassie and Freddy would be the ones to use the V.A.N.N.I mask.

Meanwhile, Dark Freddy and Evil Elizabeth return from the dead. After Evil Elizabeth mourns of the loss of her father again and hates how she's looking half of her Endoskeleton now (Elizabeth should’ve been the mimic); Dark Freddy suggests they try his plan to kill Freddy and the others in order to revive her father again.

Evil Elizabeth was hesitant about the plan due to how she looks, but she agrees cuz Dark Freddy promised that she would get an “award for obeying him” once he fixes her up (ayo Dark Freddy? 🤨), so the two evil souls head off to kill their “soon to be victims”. But first, they need “backup” for their new little plan.

The group now runs into Sun and Moon, but Moon starts to go after Gregory before Cassie stops him and helped him come to his senses. Sun and Moon and Gregory all apologize to each other, and Sun declares that he and Moon shall join the group. With Sun and Moon on their side, the group were on their way to find Poppy and get out of the PizzaPlex. Along the way, Gregory and Cassie work together to find the security nodes to deactivate them.

During the Monty backstory ride, Monty and Frederic get into a heated argument about Bonito and his death (why he colored blue tho? Oh well. He looks pretty damn cool) and Monty leaves the group, feeling angry that Frederic didn’t believe him. Afterwards, Monty sees the dead body of Bonito (just a hallucination, baby) before getting attacked by Dark Bonnie, who looks more terrible than he does before. Freddy and Cassie work together to defeat Dark Bonnie by playing a deadly water parkour with him. They save Monty, but he still feels pretty upset from what Frederic said to him during their fight.

After finding a safe place to camp out for a while, Cassie recalls the day that she met Gregory (and Roxanne). Cassie recalls when her mother said that her friends or her father couldn’t make to her party (her parents are divorced, and her dad was a technician for the original Freddy’s so that’s why he couldn’t be there).

Cassie was pretty upset about that and ran away before Gregory found her. After he cheered her up, Cassie runs into Roxanne again, who was there when she did Cassie’s makeup. After hearing Cassie’s story, Roxanne immediately warms up to her, due to everyone’s shock. The group moves out of their hiding spot and move on to their next task before suddenly Vanessa’s phone goes off.

It’s a call from her sister, Valerie. She explains that she’s gonna come save her sister, despite Vanessa telling her not to. Valerie sets off to save her sister before running into Luis, Vanessa's friend, after Valerie tells him that the PizzaPlex has collapsed after the “mysterious” fire that happened two weeks ago and that Vanessa is trapped inside.

Back at the PizzaPlex, the group runs into the Playtime Glamrock version of Huggy as the robot began to attack them. Just then, Glamrock Huggy start to mimic the real Huggy. Confused, he asks Freddy what’s going on but before Freddy can explain, Poppy’s voice rings out again through Cassie’s Walkie-Talkie. Freddy runs off to find her, leaving the others to defend for themselves against Glamrock Huggy before defeating the robot.

Freddy runs towards Poppy’s voice, but it turns out that Evil Elizabeth was mimicking Poppy’s voice, tricking Freddy. Freddy asks what she did to Poppy but Evil Elizabeth refuses to answer and escapes with Glamrock Huggy before Freddy can fight her.

After meeting up with the group again, Frederic then recalls her sona, “Glamrock Baby” mimicking the voices of parents to lure kids away from areas inside the PizzaPlex, soon realizing the whole reason behind it all: Evil Elizabeth was helping Vanny kidnap the missing kids that came here since the opening day so the Humanoids would be blamed for it all over again, thanks to Afton.

Freddy gets angry and starts to find Poppy again, but Cassie gets frustrated with him that whenever Poppy’s real voice was heard, Freddy goes running off to find her, leaving the others behind to do all the work. Freddy realizes what Cassie meant and apologizes to his friends.

Upon going on track with their plan, Valerie and Luis begin their mission to save Vanessa, but soon run into Vanny, but instead of attack them, she runs away.

Valerie and Luis chase her until she catches her. After unmasking Vanny, she begins to finally talk about what Afton has made her do after the events of Help Wanted and fears that he’s still alive. After offering Vanny to join them, the three head off on their mission to find the others.

After wandering around a lot, Freddy’s group runs into Evil Elizabeth again, this time, mimicking Bonito to scare Monty. Freddy fights off Evil Elizabeth, but he and Cassie gets thrown underground where they both find multiple broken-down Playtime Glamrocks unactive until Cassie accidentally activates them. The others, without Freddy and Cassie, have no idea what to do but fight together as a team for their fallen friends.

After defeating the Playtime Glamrocks, Freddy and Cassie find Poppy, but it turns out a little girl named Emma (the girl before Cassie was even revealed). Freddy tries to confront Emma, but Dark Freddy and Evil Elizabeth attack him and Cassie, revealing that Emma was their “creation” they made after destroying a Glamrock Poppy, the first one of the Playtime toys to be made as Glamrocks, who was meant to be made for Frederic. After Emma shots Freddy with her crossbow, Evil Elizabeth mimics Gregory’s voice after Dark Freddy throws Freddy and Cassie in the elevator, trapping them.

Freddy and Cassie wake up underground before getting attacked by Minireenas. It turns out that Clara was underground here with her little minions, so she ordered them to attack Freddy and Cassie. After Freddy and Cassie destroy the Minireenas, they both run into The Blob again (the bitch stole Tangle’s name I’m so fucking pissed).

However, it looked like it was destroyed as well. It turns out; Clara helped William escape from The Blob’s clutches and destroyed it, using its remnants to help William achieve his new body, Glamrock Spring Bonnie (basically it’s just Glitchtrap 2.0 lol).

Freddy demands where they did to Poppy, which William explains that Poppy is inside a cage, unconscious. Clara suggests that Freddy and Cassie should play a game; if they win at the games, Poppy would be free but if they didn’t win, William will kill Poppy and take all of her remnant to become more powerful. Cassie doesn’t want Poppy to die, seeing how much she means to Freddy, so she and Freddy accept the challenge.

Freddy and Cassie enter their first game to play and it's a recreation of Bunzo's game, "Musical Memory" with a deranged and suddenly realistic Glamrock Bunzo towering down at them from the air. As soon as Freddy and Cassie win the game, Glamrock Bunzo bites off his cord from the air and chases them.

Cassie finds Gregory's old Fazer Blaster and tries to stun Glamrock Bunzo but nothing happened then all of a sudden, Glamrock Bunzo gets killed. It turns out to be Bon in his Animatronic form. After he heard that Bonnie and BonBon were trapped in the PizzaPlex, he ran off to find his niece and nephew.

Meanwhile, Gregory and the others run into Valerie and Luis. But before Gregory and his friends could attack Vanny, Vanessa tells them that Vanny is her old friend and that she's one of them. Vanny then reveals to be Gregory's mother all along, but she gave him up cuz she was a teen mom before she was affected by William years later. The mother and son have a reunion hug before they could set off to find Freddy and Cassie and save them.

Back underground, Freddy, Bon and Cassie enter their next game to play. This time, it's another recreation of Mommy's "games" from Playtime. Co, this being the "Wack-a-Wuggy" game, but the Glamrock Mini Huggies are replaced with Plushtraps instead. Freddy and Cassie use the V.A.N.N.I mask to help them beat the game (Bon just kills them cuz that's what Bon's does). Freddy, Bon and Cassie defeat the Plushtraps and win, However, Clara sends her army of Minireenas to attack them again. After defeating the Minireenas, they run away from Clara before she could catch them.

After running away, Freddy, Cassie and Bon run into a Sun and Moon hybrid named Eclipse after sneaking into the abandoned Daycare. He remembers Cassie when she was at the Daycare before. Cassie asks him if he wants to join her, and the others and he happily agrees. With Eclipse on their side, Freddy, Cassie and Bon walk forward on to their finale game.

Meanwhile, Cassidy apologizes to Goldie about "leaving" him, but he tells her that he's glad she's back before giving her a kiss on the cheek. Unfortunately, Glamrock Woody appears and attacks them. It appears after the fire, Glamrock Woody went back to his old Scrap Woody mindset.

Glamrock Woody kidnaps Woody and runs away before Gregory can catch him. Now with Woody kidnapped, the gang sets off to save Woody until they can save Freddy and Cassie. Back underground, Freddy, Cassie, Eclipse and Bon enter their last game, another recreation of Mommy's "games", Statues. Suddenly, a deranged and realistic Glamrock PJ Pug-a-Pillar chases after them. Freddy uses the Fazer Blaster and stuns Glamrock PJ in the eyes.

With Glamrock PJ blinded, the four friends make a run for it. Now upset with rage, William goes after them and kidnaps them. An hour later, they wake up inside Afton's lair with Woody and Poppy trapped inside as well. Suddenly Evil Elizabeth and Dark Freddy return with Emma as Evil Elizabeth reunites with her father.

As soon as the villains were distracted, Freddy finds a way to escape by using Cassie's V.A.N.N.I mask. As Freddy, Cassie, Bon, Eclipse and Woody make a break for it, Glamrock Woody attacks Freddy. The other villains notice this and chase after them.

Meanwhile, the others from the surface notice the sounds of Freddy and Cassie and run towards them before falling down in the glitched out whirlpool. After reuniting with Freddy and Cassie, William interrupts their party and begins to stab Freddy, but M.X.E.S shows up and fights the villains off one by one. After defeating Afton for the last time, both Afton's gang and M.X.E.S explode, leaving everyone outside for the first time in a while.

Months later, the PizzaPlex is rebuilt as Reggie is rehired again. The Glamrocks welcome back their old boss with open arms and Freddy hires some new Humanoids, Melody Flynn (Glamrock Mangle), Brenda Benson (Glamrock Ballora) and her daughter, Bianca Benson (Glamrock Baby), two best friends, Franklin Burton and Spencer Trenton (Glamrock Fredbear and Glamrock Spring Bonnie) and Vanny, requested by Gregory himself, Sun and Moon's mother adopts Eclipse and Hamilton Andrews gets arrested.

Cassie returns home to her parents and because of it, her parents get back together. Gregory and Vanny sit on top of the hill with Frederic and the three of them become a family that Gregory always wanted.

At last, Freddy, Bonbon and Poppy look back on the journey they shared throughout the years and are now happy to finally before from the pain they suffered years ago, returning to the life they were waiting for all those years ago back when they were still human.

(Thus, this ends Freddy's story (until Help Wanted 2), and it would be time to turn the page to Poppy's story once Poppy Playtime chapter 3 comes out so until next time, see ya! Thanks for reading.)

After the bombshell that the new story with of The Tales of The PizzaPlex with Gregory dropped out of fucking nowhere, I decided to rewrite my AU Security Breach timeline.

June 1st, 2023: Reggie Miller, one of Hank’s old friends, wants to make a mall and pizzeria all in one so he asks Freddy himself if he, his dad, Henry and Michael would be interested.

Freddy says it’s too sudden, plus Henry wouldn’t be okay with, but Henry thought otherwise: He thinks that a new generation of humanoids wouldn’t be a bad idea, but Henry agreed with Freddy, saying that he’s trying to put the whole deal of the past behind them.

Michael and Hank agree also but seeing how Reggie knew about their deal with William so he says he will start with a small, but still fun pizzeria for the new generation to enjoy. Freddy, Hank, Henry and Michael eventually agreed, and everyone was satisfied.

June 2nd, 2023: The first Freddy Fazbear’s Mega PizzaPlex was in the works, and everyone was on board, even the mayor.

June 3rd, 2023: Freddy first hires his Glamrock counterpart, Frederic Frazier (our favorite himbo bear Glamrock Freddy) after seeing how much Frederic has grown up from that shy kid to a total outgoing guy (he’s kind of a bit jealous of his new version lol).

Meanwhile, Valerie Anderson, a 17-year-old e-girl, begins to research everything she now knows about a mysterious white rabbit mask wearing lady that goes by the name of “Vanny” and immediately assumes the worst thing possible; her older sister, Vanessa, could be this serial killer.

June 4th, 2023: Freddy hires a Glamrock version of his wife named Bianca Cottontail (Glamrock Toy Bonnie or Glamrock Bonbon). Frederic immediately falls in love with her and the two hit it off perfectly. After hiring Bianca, Reggie tells Freddy that they are making Glamrock versions of his daughter, Poppy and her friends.

Freddy is excited for the project, especially with the fact the Playtime toys deserve the love they didn’t get back then, so he was really glad that Reggie has gave them a chance. The Playtime toys are thrilled, but Poppy on the other hand was not on board with that announcement.

June 5th, 2023: Valerie has nightmares about her sister being Vanny and trying to kill her. Meanwhile, Vanessa herself feels like she’s being watched at work. Luis, her friend and crush) asks her out for a coffee break to help Vanessa take her mind of things that have been troubling her.

Freddy then hires Bianca’s older brother, Bonito Cottontail (Glamrock Bonnie) and his gay bestie, Chicarella Chickamoto (Glamrock Chica).

June 6th, 2023: Vanny (aka Vanya Vanessa Anton) is still being “trained” by her master, Glitchtrap William Afton by mind controlling her (go watch Nightcove the Fox’s Vanessa: Into Madness movie on YouTube, I highly recommend it, even tho I’m a Vanessa and Vanny are separate people/twin sisters believer). After screwing up with a girl she really liked (Vanny is gay there I said it cuz it’s canon now), William orders Vanny to go steal some blank blueprints.

Vanny was really hesitant about it, but William forced her to do it cuz if she didn’t, she would regret it sooner or later. So later that night, Vanny broke into Henry’s workshop and stole some blank blueprints.

June 7th, 2023: Freddy hires a Glamrock Foxy named Finn Fisher and two newcomers named Montgomery Gator and Roxanne Wolf. Music Man offered his stepson to follow in his footsteps but as a DJ to "hip" with the kids.

June 8th, 2023: Vanny successfully brings William’s Elizabeth back to life, but she looks older than the real Elizabeth by having a heart pendant choker that transforms her to her own sona, Babydoll.

June 9th, 2023: Freddy hires two brothers, Sunni “Sunnydrop” Stardust and his twin brother, Moon “Moondrop” Stardust as the new daycare attendants for the Superstar Daycare as Sunni loves to work with kids (and because their famous mother, Stella Stardust, was a daycare attendant herself).

Meanwhile, a young boy named Gregory feels neglected and hated by his dad and feels hate towards his new stepmother cuz she replaced his real mom (long story short: Gregory’s mom was getting negativity from Gregory’s dad for years, even after he was born, and afterwards, she left). As he was finally done dealing with them, Gregory packed up his belongings, snacks and stuff to defend himself and left while his dad and stepmom were sleeping.

June 10th, 2023: Freddy finally gets to rest with his expecting wife, Bonbon and their kids, Poppy, Issac and Felicity. Unfortunately, Fazbear Entertainment resurfaces themselves again after the failure of their AR game. Now Hamilton Andrews is back and this time, he plans to take over the PizzaPlex (basically pissing everyone off even more).

June 11th, 2023: The Glamrock versions of the Playtime toys were finally created by as animatronics cuz they cannot recreate the actual toys (cuz of reasons). The PizzaPlex begins to start construction, but unfortunately, the construction team decided to build the PizzaPlex on top of the Freddy Fazbear’s Rocking Pizza Place that Henry burnt down to kill William.

Meanwhile, Clara returns with her old Ballora body and is found by Elizabeth and William during Vanny's first kill mission.

June 13th, 2023: Vanessa goes to therapy to talk about her past about her mother and why she left her and her sister to deal with their father, Bill. The therapist asks her about all the things Vanny was doing, causing Vanessa to be uncomfortable but confused.

Meanwhile, Gregory starts his journey off to a good start, but along his way, he comes face to face with missing posters of himself, thanks to his deadbeat "parents" back “home”, so he plans to hide where nobody can find him. Elizabeth kills Vanessa’s first therapist.

June 14th, 2023: The PizzaPlex is almost finished, causing William to hear the news about it so he makes Vanny make a new costume for her cuz he told her that her mask was old and that she needed a new look to hide her identity. Meanwhile, Vanessa meets her new therapist and seems pretty weirded out by her. Clearly Vanessa thinks something is wrong.

June 15, 2023: Right before the PizzaPlex opens up, Vanny, now with her new fursuit and mask, begins to camp out inside one of the rooms in Fazer Blast. A little does she or anyone else know, Gregory was also hiding in the PizzaPlex as well. The PizzaPlex opens up their doors and everyone is excited.

Everyone loved the games, food and friendly staff (except that Dave guy lol), but mostly the mascots. Reggie felt like a proud papa, but suddenly, just after a few days, things already get to go down south from there.

June 16th, 2023: One of the AR Freddy animatronics gets stolen, more and more of Vanessa’s therapists go missing or got killed, Freddy gets stabbed by a random woman (Elizabeth in a homeless woman disguise), the Playtime Glamrocks get shot and broken down, Fazbear Entertainment fires Reggie and Hamilton took charge, resulting the PizzaPlex to become bigger and bigger and more human staff members have been replaced by Staff Bots.

June 17th, 2023: Vanny builds William four new and improved (just evil and fucked up) versions of Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy to fulfill William’s vision of Freddy since day one. However, while still being the Freddy William wanted, Dark Freddy falls in love with Elizabeth, due to William’s disbelief (lol get dunked on, you old fart, your daughter is now Dark Freddy’s girlfriend).

June 18th, 2023: Freddy and his family go to Freddy Fazbear’s Mega PizzaPlex and notices something wrong right away. What really pissed off Freddy was the fact Fazbear Entertainment got rid of the Playtime Glamrocks and replaced them with their new star, Glamrock Woody, who was originally Scrap Woody that Henry made to stop William, who Woody nicknamed him “Scraps”, but unfortunately Scraps was burned after he tried to kill Poppy before Cassidy sacrificed herself to save Poppy. How Fazbear Entertainment got their hands on the corpse of Scraps and reprogrammed him to be Glamrock Woody was a mystery.

Later that afternoon in Gator Golf, Bonito tells Monty that he’s done with being in Bonnie’s place and wants Monty to take the role after Foxas left after he thinks he was getting replaced by Roxanne. Monty tried to disagree with Bonito but the catwalk under Bonito fell underneath him and he was killed on site. After Bonito’s death, Bianca and Frederic broke up and Bianca left. Monty blames himself for Bonito's death.

Soon the PizzaPlex started to fall apart. The parents were tired of Fazbear Entertainment ruining everything, the kids were forced to like Glamrock Woody cuz if they didn’t, they would have Security Bots be called on them and some of the areas were either broken and planned to be replaced by a Woody themed area. All Fazbear Entertainment Wanted was Woody to be the star, not the rest of the Glamrocks.

Glamrock Woody, outside from his “programing” feels really horrible of treating his new friends poorly but he knew he seen that coming. The Mega PizzaPlex was never the same after that again.

Later that night, Freddy gets awakened by Vanny as she stabs him in the gut and kidnaps Poppy. Freddy wakes up and sets off to find her while Michael got all of the stuff to stop his dad once and for all. Freddy, along with Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Goldie, the toys and the Afton kids, enter the PizzaPlex disguised as a janitor (Freddy), a mechanic (Goldie) and security guards (Michael, Elizabeth and Evan) so nobody can see them.

Vanessa, who was hired by Fazbear Entertainment for no reason, gets alerted that a child with no record is inside the PizzaPlex. She immediately thought of those missing kids that went missing over the past few months after the PizzaPlex opened up, so she sets off to find the kid, knowing that he cannot be the last. So she asks her friend, Glamrock Goldie, who is actually Cassidy, who’s now free from her old shell after she died, to help Vanessa find the missing kid.

The Glamrocks begin their concert with a bang, but Frederic collapsed on stage and had to be checked out. The mall closed after everyone left and Vanny begins to have some “fun”.

Frederic wakes up after collapsing and meets Gregory. Frederic wants to help the kid out, so he asks Gregory to let him out. Gregory, now seeing that he’s trustworthy, frees Frederic from his greenroom and rest of the story plays out but a few parts are different.

For example:

Vanessa and Vanny will have more screen time and it will be revealed that Vanessa and Vanny were twin sisters all along

Glamrock Chica, Montgomery Gator and Roxanne Wolf are not effected by the Afton virus (cuz they’re humans) so the Dark Bonnie, Chica and Foxy take their place into being shattered

The ending is obviously the Burntrap ending and the DLC will take place once the game comes out