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katewaliss · 4 years ago

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! write with me or fight with me!

you either die by my sword or the most painful head canons imaginable! *merida vc* choose yer fate

just kidding!

hey there gaymers, i am crissy! i am 22, live in pst, go by she/her pronouns and honestly would very much like a distraction from life -- preferably in the form of 1x1 and rp in general. i am currently doing online school plus trying/failing at adulting, being a crazy pink haired college student living on microwave dimsum with my crazy fluffy demon cat, but that still leaves me with a lot of time and what better way to spend that time then crying and dying, am i right, boys?

so without further ado ( adieu? idk gusundheit ) here are a list of discomboblulated plot things that have been floating around in my head that i might be fun to do ( plot fragments, ideas, ocs, fcs i like, settings, genres etc )! i’d prefer a message if u liked any of these in the inbox or dm form, my tumblr ims are open and my discord user is mr. worldwide#2918 ( pitbull supremacy ) but if ur shy i will message u and be annoying!

lastly: i prefer hcing in the dms to replies, however i will do replies/ask memes slowly, i don’t really like making blogs and prefer google docs/discord and i ask ( gently and respectfully ) that minors do not interact.

thank u and happy hunger games! xx

COLLEGE TOTALLY SPIES -- i was really obsessed with this picture right here and i thought that the picture would be a good premise for a little four person group based on totally spies. i was thinking that these three college students/young adults some friends maybe not some enemies or just on completely different ends of the social agenda get bonded together when they accidentally end up roped in a top secret spy organization that is fronted by a record store. the details and flesh of the plot i think would be cute to figure out all together maybe in a google doc or a big discord so we can make the rp to perfect world building specifications. right now i have two spots open!

my friend lexi over at comradc has taken the cool goth asian girl and is using lyrica okano

i am playing the freckly backwards hat lesbian in the red polo named aj mccallis and i think im using diana silvers ( not sure might switch to tati rodriguez )

we also have the cute blond girl w the dyed hair who is giving me kind of like sydney sweeney energies, blonde girl maybe like lalisa manoban/jinsoul,

and we have the rad black girl with the bandids who i would only accept black fcs for for such as diamond white, ryan destiny, salem mitchell,

i’d prefer if this stayed kind of sapphic and female and enby friendly. we can def make make npcs and characters but i’d prefer if the characters looked like they do in the picture ( minus the white girls who can be racebent as long as there are vibes ) mostly bc i want the poc people to stay the correct poc! but yeah! if u like this message me specifically!!!!! seperately and hit me w a role ud like maybe an fc an idea anything < 3 im working on a google doc and discord sever

- i really want to play a himbo skater boy evan mock like its my dream i know nothing abt him other than he probably goes by something like mouth or juice or tris or dex or dante but !!!! he has buzzed hair he buzzes designs into, does stick n pokes, hates cops, will kiss anyone, likes to mosh at house shows, smokes a lot and sounds like crush from finding nemo, probably ur parents worst nightmare if im honest rodrick heffley energy -- adopt him for any plot

- i also really am obsessed with simay barlas who is my mascot rn -- i want to play her in some sort of dark academia setting with like gossip girl blair waldorf energies lu from elite and have her be really mean and cold and pretentious and play the cello and probably have secrets and be uptight idk the name mallory is resonating hard w me ( we could even do a gossip girl the secret history type group if people liked that )

-ok i also really really want to play streak aka silas montgomery who is like very like sidekick best friend to the golden boy main character, does a kick ass goat impression, class clown, relentlessly hits on like the most difficult person in school, does crazy things for laughs and attention, just wants to make people happy, only wears hawaiian shirts, finger guns, is going nowhere in life, his dad is probably the dean at whatever prestigious school also he is very very depressed and drinks often! love u! a I Feel Like Im The Worst So I Always Act Like Im The Best electra heart baby PINTEREST

also yes his hair is pink reg verse he did it on a dare but hp verse he did a potion wrong and it never came out

SOMEONE DO A LADY HANNIBAL WILL GRAHAM RP KILLING EVE RP W ME! i made this will graham adjacent gal for a genderbent hannigram rp her name is bisexual disaster enida johnson and sometimes goes by needy or will bc her middle name is willamena! has basically all the will things wears flannels is a mess but has a bunch of cats instead of dogs in her woods log cabin and im using crystal reed bc it fits perfect in my head idk if u like her hmu hit me w a lady hannibal PINTEREST

other stuff

ok i really want to do a princess and knight plot but with knight zendaya and princess anya taylor joy ???? ALKHALKSHALK LITERALLY HELLO literally modern or like dnd style i do not care but know i love dnd! we could make it like them goin on some skyrim quests like hi

speaking of dnd and skyrim if anyone wants to do like anything based in dnd stuff or skyrim stuff i am DOWN

jennifers body plot!!!! maybe set in college!!!!! sounds spicy i will do a f/f or m/m version leggo leggo

UNTIL DAWN UNTIL DAWN!!!! i wanted to do a little like 6 person or mumu until dawn thing where everyone either makes new characters or characters based on the existing six! i made a girl adjacent josh character named riley PINTEREST who i love very much ( fc might change im thinking maybe medallion rahimi ) pls hmu if ur down

i looooooove breakfast at tiffanys!!!! like i really love breakfast at tiffanys we love a call girl broody author ship and i want to play a mishti rahman holly golightly type character so so bad

pygmalion plot!!! basically like an author and the main character of their book comes to life and the book character is probably from a different period of time or realm so doesnt know how to do modern 2020 stuff like microwaves and the tv! and then maybe they get sucked into the characters book world thats written by the author and have to navigate that! enchanted! w the kdrama! energy!

GOSSIP GIRL PLOT ENERGIES

any sort of the secret history murder society until dawn ahs horror type setting i am on a kick rn

i still really want a deaf sailor and siren plot bc that is so spicy or even like anything involving sirens like maybe one thats like vegetarian and doesnt like to eat humans so it ariel rescues one and keeps it safe!! or like only men are susceptible to the sirens song but aha! i am a woman! Romance!

anything in the realm of percy jackson i love mythology lets go i kind of want a echo narcisuss plot and i want it to hurt me so bad

i will do harry potter stuff but only if its completely removed from the current canon like years in the future no existing families also maybe beauxbatons salem and drumstrang plots bc thats what matters

iiiiiiiii really like anime so i will do anything kakegurui, soul eater, ohshc

i kind of like grew up on the hunger games so i will gladly take any hunger games plots like young effie and haymitch is spicy or like a career tribute and one of the weaker poorer distracts enemies to lovers leggo

i have a kind of oc that had their parents die in a factory gas leak that was the governments fault and it turned them into a vigilante assasin that is slowly picking off bootlicker government people one by one pretending to be one of them until bam! gets attached to the rich asshole son or daughter of the head hauncho or one of the higher ups ... drama

rich little celebrity fussy wussy being held captive by the mafia and the tired stoic mafia guard but they fall in love

i kind of like any plot that involves one person that is really loud or angry or dramatic or whiny and the other one is kind of sweet and gentle or does not talk much idk make brain happy

speaking of!

no nonsense law student studying abroad in a european country and an artist there falls in love w them and is all romantic and gush and is like ur my muse!!! and they are like Go awAy and they explore the city together and themelseves its nice!

i want to be an avan jogia super villain idk why i need to but i do

not to be a disney adult bc i am not but anastasia princesses dont kiss kitchen boys

rival cheer captians? best friends brother? pop princess celebrity singer and like antiestablishment really angry rockstar in a publicity relationship? broody detective and sunshiney diner person that works at the diner they eat at everyday?

idk i will think of more hmu these can all be made f/f or m/m if they arent

#1x1 #1x1 rp #1x1 roleplay #plots #this is so long and messy and weird idk it repeats a lot hit me up im emabrrassed already

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nbapprentice · 4 years ago

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You said a while back that while Supergiant games (Bastion, Transistor, Hades) was mostly okay, you had some words about them. I was curious as to what those words were, since Hades' full release is soon.

okay. alright. ive been playing hades lately so i definitely want to give my two cents (or dollars by the size this is gonna get). but let’s go Step by Step

the good: i want to throw a whole Endorsement over supergiant games with the art direction and its characters, which is what keeps me coming back again and again, and what i can assume is that most people are attracted to.

gameplaywise, they have a Format they stick to which has become their staple, not to their detriment but to their advantage, like... gameplay tropes, so to speak, that they stick to (such as the addition of special conditions that give a disadvantage in exchange for more long-term rewards)

i fucking adore that they take one concept per game, go for it, and when they’re done they are Done; they don’t bother with sequels, they don’t want to run things to the ground and i fucking respect that. They have their themes, and they stick to them (to various degrees of success).

that said, like every piece of media, they are not perfect and this has to be analysed and spoken about

CONTENT WARNINGS: genocide and ethnic cleansing, antisemitism, misogyny, homophobia, suicide, and mentions of incest, and a general Spoilers warning

bastion: touches on ethnic cleansing, and not in a way i’d say is satisfactory. our narrator and one of our Sympathetic characters is one of the men who worked on a world-ending weapon meant to use against the Ura (a group of people coded as East Asian) which after a bit of googling is literally called “the final solution” if there was ever a war between the Ura and the Cael (who feel like rly tan white people to me). jesus fucking CHRIST.

we also meet more Ura other than our two named characters and we have to kill most of them. so that fucking blows.

the game tries for “being a genocidal monster will get you fucked up and blown up” which duh, but i feel we shouldn’t have had a person responsible for war crimes be one of our friends no matter how bad he feels about the whole thing, or the people victim of war crimes become villains in the latter half of the game. zia’s father could’ve taken ruck’s role ez pz.

transistor: the weakest of their games, imo; the lore and writing are fairly flimsy and i did not come out feeling Satisfied, especially because it had this rly good build-up that did not pay off. not to mention... their villains? 3/4 were gay people. lol. two married guys (not even explicit, you only realize by their shared last names) and the ps*cho lesbian trope (iirc she wanted to kill the protagonist’s lover or something). the female protagonist also ends up killing herself to live forever in a digital paradise with her dead lover. it’s. god.

very Aesthetic, GORGEOUS music, interesting gameplay; had potential, i do not feel like it lived up to it at least as far as the story goes.

pyre: now this one. this one’s BEEFY. where transistor felt flimsy, pyre is rich; lots to sink your teeth into, rich in lore and loveable characters, again w the beautiful music, themes of cooperation and togetherness. my favorite of the cast is volfred sandalwood, the only Black (or, well, Black-coded) revolutionary i’ve ever seen portrayed with this amount of sympathy.

onto the bad: they literally have a Class of character named “Savage”; there’s the “mystical mentally ill person” trope; there is an overwhelming amount of explicit m/f pairs (one of them being. a romance that formed in a single day and then both of the characters were somehow willing to risk it all for each other? PLEASE) while the only hints of gayness are... hints. especially when Jodariel (another of my favs) is teased to have feelings for the player regardless of gender then only gets an ending with a male character with whom she has nothing in common 🙃

hades: and now. this one. music: gorgeous. character designs: spectacular (aphrodite is straight up naked but it’s so... natural and casual, it doesn’t feel sexualized at all). voice acting amazing. character interactions charming and endearing. as a greek mythology nerd, it was nice to see them go for the obscure shit like Zagreus at all, NOT portray Persephone and Hades as a loving couple, AND portrayed the gods as the bunch of petty assholes (some more benevolent than others) that they are. imo they’re too generous with their portrayal of achilles but i’ll allow it.

and finally... it seems all those criticisms about having all the gay characters hidden in the shadows paid off, cuz we got (aside of patroclus and achilles) a bisexual polyamorous protag. Holy Shit! and it’s not even playersexual, romance whomever you want shit without the routes recognizing each other: he explicitly talks about how he’s thinking abt them both (though it’s like “yeah usually mortals take one lover but gods love many huh” polyamory is a human thing too bro!!!!!)

and this is where it all goes, well, at least vaguely downhill lol. ok so the incest warning i gave up there? well. it’s not... outright incestuous. but it has some ugly implications. i want to emphasize: the characters never refer to each other as siblings, nor do they treat each other as such (thanatos, in fact, only recognizes hypnos as his brother, and megaera only sees the other furies as her sisters), but they were all raised by the same woman, Nyx... zagreus and thanatos even grew up together (im assuming megaera didnt meet zagreus until he was fully grown).

this is complicated even worse by the fact that they tried to trick zagreus into believing Nyx was his mother. he realized pretty early on this was not true but like... adoptive mothers, anyone? granted i can believe that bc of the attempt at deception that probably ruptured any attempt at actual familial closeness, and it’s not like hypnos and thanatos saw zagreus as their brother at any point, so they were p much aware of the truth too. with the fact that thanatos even looks like goth miles edgeworth (im not kidding you can google him up right now its literally edgeworth in a cowl) i rly feel they were aiming for Childhood Friend Anime Rival Man than the “surprise kiss bc ur not actually related <3″ shit. zagreus never once refers to nyx as his mother in-game, and also refers to thanatos and hypnos as her sons, never his brothers.

so yeah, like. if one’s feeling generous, zagreus and thanatos are more of a “my father is emotionally closed off and neglects me so my best friend’s mother basically raised me” kind of situation... just pulled off in, perhaps, the worst way possible (why didnt they just say Zagreus was told Hekate was his mom, that’s such an easy fix? or that he was born of nobody other than Hades??? [gestures at athena])

but then, the gods. aaaaaaaahhhhahahahh the gods. demeter shows up! and she calls zeus, hades and poseidon... her foster-brothers. which somehow would make the persephone thing less fucking awful, apparently. they really. really really did not need to do that. she could’ve just said “my fellow gods” or whatever. or my “god-brothers” or something, to pretend it was just a weird god alliance thing??? i dont know but implying that foster family isn’t family is just... bro, the dynamics still exist.

Don’t Like That.

i even contacted supergiant games over this. they reassured me they were even trying to avoid the incest of the original myths bc they didn’t want to mess with such a heavy theme. i believe them... but i really think they didn’t think this through. compared to something like fire emblem fates this is nearly benign, but the implications don’t look good :/

tl;dr of the tl;drs: i admire their artistic philosophy and the heavy emphasis on fresh gameplay, characters and their relationships; i appreciate that it seems that they listen to criticism?; i don’t appreciate that they didn’t think to at LEAST talk to adoptees when making a game about family.

#Anonymous #asks #mod nba #supergiant #supergiant games #bastion #transistor #hades #pyre

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peritusabsurdus · 4 years ago

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bnha soccer au

(yes im still on this aHA)

okay so really i have no time to be drawing anything rn THO I REALLY WANNA but you just gotta bear w me here and imagine because it’s GLORIOUS

below the cut is like,,, all the hc’s and positions and lil things

LOV and the Pro Heroes

the LOV

Dabi is on defense, along with shigaraki and spinner

which leaves Toga,Twice and Compress on offense

Kurogiri is goalie (a really good one, too? Like in their soccer league he is The Best goalie because there’s no quirks in this AU but i feel like if there were he’d obviously be very good at goalie-ing)

All For One was their coach,,, then legal shit went down,,, now ujiko took over kinda though it’s a co-op thing with kurogiri almost

basically that’s kinda what the League is known for? a whole bunch of legal stuff from all for one and also rumors of cheating probably because they’re just Like That aha

their uniforms i think im gonna model after juventus because of the colors and stuff (kinda like how i modeled hawks’ fit after MC)

Dabi is a soccer prodigy (because of endeavor,,, YES i am adding todoroki drama) but he’s completely distanced himself from his father and family,,, it’s a whole big thing

Toga is pulling a harvey elliot and battling Hawks for “youngest soccer player ever”

obvi hawks still holds that title, even though he won it a few years prior to when toga joined the League

the beef between the League and the Heroes is basically just a publicity stunt,,, but also the teams are literally just assholes to each other like All The Time, (even during games,,,, yall can just GUESS how many fouls and penalties and red cards get pulled on ALL players like,,,, kids,,, cmon)

uhhh thats all i have for the league As Of Now

the Pro Heroes

hawks as goalie of course

miruko, edgeshot and kamui woods the team’s offense

endeavor, best jeanist, ryukyu are all defense

(yes i know there is no order for this team or any canon correlation for their ranks,,, i am totally just using the pros i like and that are the most plot relevant??? idk i can’t have todoroki drama without endeavor so)

All Might is the team’s coach,, he used to play but then he retired because of medical issues (too many destroyed ankles and dislocated knees amirite ladies????)

like i said before,,, hawks holds the record for youngest player ever (he joined when he was like 16) and broke rumi’s record aha

they’re best friends (rumi and hawks) because i said so and also hawks needs more friends

the Heroes team does this little internship thing like the Timbers do and have kids join smaller leagues and practices and stuff with them (so like Class 1-A is still apart of this AU i honestly think its cool legit teams do this stuff)

i already designed hawks’ uniform as Goalie but i think the rest of the Heroes’ uniforms are still gonna be modeled after manchester city because i know little to no other famous teams other than State teams and the Famous European Ones

this is all i have for these teams and players specifically rn,,, there’s more but i have to organize my thoughts better

miscellaneous ig?

hawks and dabi meet on the field when dabi knees hawks in the stomach when he dives for the ball (we love meet-cutes, don’t we?)

a red card is pulled on dabi obviously because goalies are like the major No-No’s for soccer but hawks still holds a grudge because dabi didn’t apologize like the meanie he is ;(

i still have to figure out specifics and shit for their different soccer Leagues and also world cups ig (like,,,, since they’re all in the same country with some pretty skilled players on Both Teams,,, i can’t imagine the chaos that would ensue if they had to *shivers* work together)

also the todoroki drama??? basically the same as canon (endeavor pushes dabi too hard to be a good player,,, dabi resents him,,, shoto gets pushed into the spotlight,,, tw abuse,,, dabi just disconnects from the todorokis,,, he tries to take endeavor’s spotlight out of spite and also when he does he gets famous enough to reveal the shitty person he is,,, yknow,, the usual,,,)

its a fun au overall and i rlly like to draw them,,, i have to get on that,,,

dabihawks is a thing and will be a thing but ig i still have to figure out how??? maybe when the world cup comes around and they’re forced onto the same team ahahahhaha

OR hawks could be traded onto the LOV for money and publicity reasons,,,

i dont know much about how all this works??? just teams and leagues and also how to play soccer (i dont even play lmao)

mkay folks,,, that’s all for today,,,, tomorrow? who knows,, might be more,,, (don’t hold me to that I have such little time for anything i-)

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hyunsracha · 6 years ago

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fake — han jisung

word count: 1.6k

summary: when you’re tired of love letters from someone you’re not interested in, you ask your best friend to be your fake boyfriend. but what happens when your curious younger friend catches onto your plan?

jisung knew this was a bad idea

but he was always a fool for u, wasn’t he?

so when his best friend came running up to him, clutching a sheet of paper with a frown on their face, he knew he would agree to something stupid.

“this is the fourth note this week, jisung. what am i supposed to do?”

stop being so perfect!, jisung’s mind screamed.

but he just shrugged, continuing to grab books from his locker.

unsurprisingly, jisung wasn’t the only person who was in love with you.

but unlike this other guy, he didn’t leave love letters on your desk every week.

the first note made his heart snap in half, but it quickly repaired itself when he saw the lack of joy in your face.

you told the guy u weren’t into him, but he just didn’t listen!

“he said, ‘the only other guy i see u with is that jisung guy. he’s not ur boyfriend, is he? i don’t know what i’d do if he was..’”

“creepy. think he’ll try to kill me?” jisung slammed his locker shut, leaning against it and finally looking at you

he shouldnt have

somehow, the school’s ugly yellow lighting made you look angelic

your hair was shiny and probably smelled really good, and you were chewing on your bottom lip as you thought.

“hey...i have an idea…”

oh no

“we could pretend to date! maybe he’d stop sending me these letters if he thought i had a boyfriend!”

“i literally JUST ASKED IF HE WOULD KILL ME Y/N DO U WANT ME TO DIE”

“please jisungie?”

OH NO!!!

you had that little pout on your lips, and jisung could feel himself beginning to cave.

“we don’t have to like...kiss or anything. i wouldn’t make u do that!”

little did u know

jisung was always thinking about kissing you

especially when you were talking

like right now

“we could just hold hands and tell people we’re dating!! please, jisungie, PLEASE!!”

you had been calling him Jisungie for years, and for years it would make his heart flutter.

finally, he smiled

“fine. just because i don’t want some stupid boy taking you away from me.”

jisung was a clingy dude

that’s just how he was

but now he was Extra clingy

he was really good at making everyone think you guys were dating

he was really good at making you think you were dating, too

which was not good for your heart.

see, you had been friends with jisung since primary school.

you got to watch him grow up, and you grew up with him

once puberty hit, jisung started getting… pretty

and everything changed

once your stupid, annoying, super affectionate best friend, jisung became your stupid, annoying, super affectionate best friend that you MIGHT have had a major crush on.

now, as seniors, you had pushed that crush to the back of your mind, choosing to ignore the butterflies in your stomach whenever he smiled or the shake in your knees whenever he hugged you.

that was what was on your mind as you two walked down the hall the next month, hand in hand

yes, a month

you had been “dating” for a month

at first, people were skeptical

especially your friends

“so YOU’RE TELLING ME. one day u guys are Just Friends and the next ur dating?” seungmin asked

“i don't believe it!” felix interjected, earning a poke in his side from seungmin

“i do! its the best friends to lovers cliche...dont u guys read?”

“no hyunjin. we don't read.”

“thats why u failed english last year”

“I DIDN'T FAIL ENGLISH U ASSHOLE-”

“OKAY STOP IT!” seungmin shushed the two bickering boys.

“if you two are happy then … okay …”

you sighed, your back curving as you relaxed.

you were nervous that your friends would be able to see right through you two, but it seems like they couldn’t tell

except for one

jeongin hadn’t spoken the entire time.

he chose to just watch you two

jeongin was really good at reading people

and he could see the longing in both of your eyes when you looked at the other

but he knew he couldn’t ask if u had the opportunity to run!

so he cornered you.

you couldn’t exactly run from him at ur own house!

“jeongin!!! hi baby!!”

“you’re not actually dating jisung, are you?”

he didn’t waste any time as he pushed past you, taking a seat on the kitchen table.

“w-what? jeongin-” you went to defend yourself, but jeongin was already one step ahead.

he knew that everyone was #whipped for him, so it only took a pair of puppy dog eyes and a matching pout for you to spill your guts

“no, okay! jisung and i are not together. i asked him to pretend to be my boyfriend so that that guy from my math class would get off my back!”

“and you haven’t fake dumped him yet because…?”

“because- well- well because jisung is so … so good! and so sweet and such a good boyfriend and i don’t really want it to end-”

“because you love jisung for real.”

it wasn’t a question, it was a statement.

yang jeongin could read you like a book, and you hated it.

he took your silence as a ‘yes’, and he sighed.

“he loves you too”

“don’t lie to me.”

“why would i lie?”

“because you’re jeongin...you lie all the time”

“I LIED ONCE and it was so i didn’t have to do that stupid presentation”

“you do that with EVERY presentation!”

“oKAY LISTEN!!” jeongin hopped off the table, putting his hands on your shoulders and giving you his best serious face

“jisung looks at you the same way you look at him. like he’s your whole world or he put all the stars in the sky or some dumb shit like that-”

“you’ve been talking to hyunjin too much.”

“I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A REAL BOYFRIEND AND THIS IS HOW U TREAT ME??”

“ok sorry,” you put your hands up in defense, removing his hands from your shoulders and sitting down at the table

you sighed and put your head in your hands, a muffle coming from your lips that sounded a bit like, “what do i do?”

lucky for you, jeongin already had a plan.

y/n [10:39 p.m] jisungieeeeee

y/n [10:40 p.m] jiSUUUUUUNG

y/n [10:41 p.m] MITHER HAN?? HELLO

jisung [10:41 p.m] what do u want heathen

jisung [10:41 p.m] im trying to get my beauty sleep.

y/n [10:42 p.m] no. ur playing fortnite. i can hear it from down the street

jisung [10:43 p.m] OK HAHA U CAUGHT ME lolol pranked! what do u want.

y/n [10:43 p.m] come over. i have something i wanna show u

jisung [10:44 p.m] open the door

your heart was pounding as you opened the door

jisung ran to your house as soon as he got the text

any opportunity to see you.

he was wearing a black hoodie and grey sweatpants, and the whole boyfriend vibe he was giving off made you want to scream

but you just smiled, pointing in the direction of your room

you sat down on your bed, shuffling a few sheets of paper in your hands

“what are those? are they more love letters from that guy?”

you nodded, handing them to him

“i think you should read them.”

the first two were actually written by hyunjin, not that jisung could tell

hyunjin was a big romantic, always watching romance movies and reading novels and a lot of the stuff that came from his lips was really cheesy and soft

he was in his own fantasy world 99% of the time

so jeongin used that mushy brain to make some fake love letters

they started off with “the guy” talking about why he liked you, but then they trailed into why he was going to move on

he was going to move on because “he” could see the way you looked at jisung

eyes filled with pure adoration...

...and a bunch of other sappy things that made jeongin kind of want to launch himself into outer space

the third letter was written by you, addressed to jisung.

it was a short confession letter

you figured that hyunjin had already said everything for you

but you were nervous.

so nervous.

you pulled your legs up to your chest, resting your forehead on your knees

you didn’t want to see the look on his face as he read your words

on his side, jisung thought his heart was going to explode

you?? liked him?? no, you LOVED HIM??

as more than your stupid, annoying, super affectionate best friend??

you wanted him to be your boyfriend?? for REAL!!!

“y/n,” he spoke, his voice shaking a bit

“y/n.”

“what?” your voice was so quiet, so unsure

“can you just look up so i can kiss you, you big idiot?”

your head snapped up in surprise

before you could look back down, jisung leaned forward, pressing his lips to yours

his placed his hands on your cheeks, a smile growing on his face as he felt your cheeks burning beneath his palms

“you- i- you- what-”

“you’re all i’ve ever wanted, y/n, you know that?”

so when you gave jeongin the biggest hug of his WHOLE life and the sweetest cheek kiss EVER the next day, he still kinda wanted to fling himself into the sun

but two of his best friends were happy

and that’s all jeongin could really ask for :///

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imjustyouraveragenoone · 6 years ago

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why u sucked

since my mind keeps replaying all the reasons u were perfect, here are the reasons u were fucking far from it.

1. ur ex drama. u dumped me for ur ex, then u realized that she was not right for u so u hit me up again. u got jealous that ur best friend was hitting me up and made sure to put an end to that really fast by making moves on me while u were still w ur ex. then u talked to me for a good period to follow thru on ur own ego problems and then proceeded to hook up w ur ex. who the actual fuck does this. stick to ONE u absolute manwhore. if u were so in love with ur ex why would u flirt with me while u guys were together, if u were so in love with me why would u hook up with her while we were talking. u literally just dont care about anyone but ur motherfucking self and it took me way too long to realize it, it took me my literal parents having to split us up for me to see the damage u did.

2. u never made any effort to come see me. everything was on ur schedule, if u didnt want to hang out with me, u would go off. if u were horny, u would stay on. no explanations needed. if u felt like opening up, u would. otherwise, just pictures of ur eyebrow. i was constantly the one running around in circles trying to make this work. i decided to come see u in the morning, i would be the one who would come stand by ur friends at the end of the day, u never would fucking ask me to. unless, of course, it was whether u could come over to fuck. then, you would ask without any hesitation and beg and plead and do everything in ur power to make it work. don’t think i ever saw that effort in any other aspect of our relationship, hmmmmmm. no sentimental gifts or cute texts. u literally did the bare minimum and for some fucking reason i idealized u for it. mostly because i thought that most girls wouldnt even be lucky enough to get the bare minimum from u, and im prolly right. like u fucked me up SO BAD that one day u were telling me abt some girl u ghosted and my fUCKED UP MIND ACTUALLY WENT “WOW I MUST BE SPECIAL SINCE HE NEVER GHOSTED ME. MUST MEAN THAT HE ACTUALLY LOVES ME.” TF??????????????????????? mental issues.

3. u literally sent me essays about not trusting me and all this shit that made me think that u were breaking up with me the DAY of my sat and then claimed u forgot i had to take it that day. i woke up in such a panic thinking that u were trying to dump me the day of the most important test of my literal life. why the fuck would anyone do that. why. i knew every date of ur physics tests, i knew what was going on in ur life, even finding out things from ur sister because i wanted to know. u just didnt even care at all. like ik u prolly actually did forget but if i was even important to u u would not of ever forgot in the first place.

4. the constant dumping. dude, if ur just gonna constantly pull that shit for u to fulfill some insecurity in ur head and make u feel like u have the power in the relationship, u need help. im sorry that all ur exes were downright obsessed with u and u never had to wonder if u were the one who cared less in the relationship, but just because i didnt do that doesnt mean that u can just keep tryna dump me to affirm ur power struggles.

5. blaming ur own shortcomings on ur broken past. i dont doubt it, but letting ur past define u is not taking u anywhere and ur just gonna end up stuck in ur own cycle of not dealing with ur problems.

6. the literal lack of any kind of ambition, drive and hard work ethic. u work hard to appear cool, to get girls, to get drugs, to do all this unnecessary shit, why u cant put that effort into simple homework assignments so ur not FAILING a class, i will never know.

7. u had every right to get mad at me for being friends with ishan or whatever but i dont fucking think i have ever called u out for being best friends with every single ex u have ever had in fact i trust u so much i dont care that u spend literally 90% of ur time with at least one girl that u have had history with whether its roopa, khushi, and many more that i havent heard abt yet.

8. u hooked up w roopa. bruh. thats just disgusting and u know it.

9. u always came for ME about hearing things from other ppl abt what i was up to. UM. UM??????? do u KNOW the shit i heard about u but didnt even confront u because i trusted u THAT much. lmaoooooo looking back u were a fucking clown for even bringing up that argument. sure, i was far from perfect and i made some questionable choices, but bruh so did YOU.

10. u rlly tried to hit it without a condom. are u fucking retarded. imagine if i got pregnant. forget my parents literally kicking me out. imagine the atrocity of my kids having YOU as a father. nightmare shit..

11. u were so fucking emotionally distant that i literally took every small BARE MINIMUM nice thing u did and fucking RAN with it. looking back its so clear that u rlly didnt do anything special, u didnt say anything special, u did not do anything to prove u loved me. all u were good at was empty words to string me on because we both know that saying shit takes no effort and ur all about that no effort lifestyle. like now that im thinking about it..... what have u done for me? what have u done? said i love you, texted me a shit ton when u were horny, said a bunch of future shit and made me laugh. wow u fulfilled the basic requirements of a relationship, and since u have a nice little reputation for being an asshole, i took that as a WOW HE MUST RLLY LOVE ME. thats actually so sad that i lowered my standards THAT much just so that i could be with u.

12. u made me cry and feel so low for so much of the relationship and i rlly dont understand why i thought we were so perfect. the lows we had were downright unacceptable and u never were able to truly put ur pride aside to tell me how u felt about me besides when we were fighting or u felt like u were losing me and thats how i know that the love we had mightve been genuine or whatever, but its not the love i deserve.

7 months wasted, lowkey grateful my parents pulled me outta that shit bc i never would have had the mental strength to do it and we prolly woudlve ended up breaking up in like a few months bc u hooked up w some unc charlotte hoe or something. yikes. what u have been up to post-relationship is neither my business nor something i have a right to be upset about so im not gonna go off on u for that because i rlly dont have the mental space to care abt what ur up to now.

my next lover better be someone who isnt fucking scared to show that they care about me, someone that respects me, someone that isnt selfish and obsessed with using girls to fill their own shortcomings. love shouldnt be a constant power struggle and i should never have to wonder whats going on in ur life. ur supposed to KNOW what ur boyfriend is up to. its part of a relationship. so fuck u for making me drop my standards to such comical levels.

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sugarchains · 6 years ago

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ok so TODAY

and like YESTERDAY

admin is FINALLY realizing what the teachers have been saying for like 4 months

this batch of kids that we got are l o w

theyre lazy, rude, disrespectful, antagonistic, and a bunch of assholes

like we are doing maybe the second round of testing right now. this round of testing is going to the high schools. the third round will be in may and that will be to help cushion anyone who just fell below the cutoff marks

however the kids have well and truly decided they were not going to take the test

all my preps today were spent hosting kids in my room to finish the test

same with the ela and math teacher

tomorrow we are testing for two more days

and i get it! i know the testing is annoying and its boring

but i keep trying to tell them you work hard in the beginning and middle so that at the end of you year, you can just coast. you dont hand in a final assignment? thats ok bc you handed in all your projects during the year

you had a bad day/youre sick/youre on a trip? its cool bc you do your work

HOW.EV.ER

if when i try to speak to you the only energy you have for me is “miss why are you always fucking talking to me miss youre always on my case miss youre annoying me miss you never help me missmissmiss!”

nah nigga im real sorry, but im tired

i teach 5 classes of 172 kids total. 7 classes if you count the kids i have for intervention. i teach 22 periods a week, IF i dont get a coverage to cover someone elses classes

you get from me: graphic organizers, checklists, videos, voice overs, hands on activities, anchor charts, color coded models, and my personal books as resources. and im supposed to just A L L O W you to be a bitch in my room without reacting to it

nah son

anyway i called 2 parents in the middle of class today, told another kid he was a peter griffin lookin headass and started putting in grades for the new marking period. ppl already failing. theres people who failed the first and second marking periods and they are! not graduating ALREADY

we know youre not graduating ALREADY so i guess it actually doesnt matter if yall dont do them tests thats supposed to go to the high schools anyway bc you gotta repeat 8th grade so

#this is why youre 15 in 8th grade my nigga #im v irriated and i didnt realize it until i started typing it up #work things #ANYWAY IMMA HAVE SOME COOKIES AND TAKE SOME MEDS AND GO TO BED

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sakurachae · 7 years ago

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tagged by @wormbebe thank you martha ily <3

last:

drink: water!! gotta stay hydrated

phone call: the twin

text message: ‘what’ jhddsjhjhsh

song you listened to: newton!! im still in my mx honeymoon phase so im always listening to their albums on shuffle

time you cried: during ss7 :(( my kings were like. right. in front of me so ofc i cried

have you ever:

dated someone twice: “i havent even dated anyone once” meredith SAME

been cheated on: not applicable lmao

kissed someone and regretted it: NA!!

lost someone special: no? i mean some people have drifted away or moved but. i havent lost them

been depressed: yes

been drunk and thrown up: no but yesterday i drank a whole bottle of cider and then fell asleep for 45 minutes so

in the past year have you:

made a new friend: yeah!! aside from the wonderful people ive met on tumblr ive also had to make friends @ my new school so.

fallen out of love: i was never really in love but. i think i got over someone who id been infatuated with for 4 years so.

laughed until you cried: all the time!! but also i clearly remember sobbing while laughing bc my friend used the mcdonalds paper bag as tissue instead of the tissue inside the bag

met someone who changed you: a girl i used to have a crush on? she really taught me to be a more polite and kinder person, i still adore her but we’re just really really really good friends now

found out who your true friends are: i guess! not that serious though

found out someone was talking about you: i think so? i think i confronted that person HUHEWUSDIUE im so sensitive

general:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: like 3-4 including the twin

do you have any pets?: nope, im terrified of animals?? but i used to have a hamster. also 12 cats.

do you want to change your name?: i think im just still getting used to the name james,, i love it when people call me that snurehisns or any variation of it

what time did you wake up this morning: 6.10 :-( fuck school tbh

what were you doing last night: mentally preparing for the 2nd!!! round of orientation like wtf you only need one.

name something you cannot wait for: getting into my new class for school? ill be with the class for 2 years so im excited!! also IM SUPER EXCITED TO MEET MX IN MARCH

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: never

what’s getting on your nerves right now: nothing, im p chill right now

blood type: bee positive!!

nickname: some of my friends call me jam?? i cant say the rest of my nicknames bc they’re based off my deadname :((

relationship status: never dated :(

zodiac sign: pisces id list the whole chart but i m so lazy

pronouns: he/him

favorite show: the good place??

college: im in junior college if that counts

hair color: black!! super black

do you have a crush on someone: i did but i literally got over it like today so HAHAHA

what do you like about yourself: im full of love and i put in effort into my relationships!!

firsts:

first surgery: none

first piercing: none but hopefully soon

first sport you joined: table tennis?

first vacation: i think i went to either thailand or malaysia

first pair of sneakers: idk anything abt shoes. i just put my feet into whatever i see and leave

right now:

eating: nothing? i just finished lunch tho and its 5pm

drinking: nothing

i’m about to: rest,, school is tiring

listening to: nothing!! cant casually listen to things while i do nothing

want kids: nope too much responsibility

get married: maybe!!

career: i wanna be a journalist? i think

which is better:

lips or eyes: BOTH definitely

hugs or kisses: i LOVE hugs the people are always taller than me and i just bury myself into them esp the people that have boobs so its like cushioning

shorter or taller: this is not really an option theres basically no one shorter than me so taller!! also i had a crush on a boy for 2 seconds just bc he was 183 and towered over me

older or younger: older or my age but def not younger!!

romantic or spontaneous: idk if these 2 are mutually exclusive,, but i can rarely do things spontaneously

sensitive or loud: what if im both!! im a loud sensitive asshole what u gonna do abt it

hookup or relationship: relationship!!

troublemaker or hesitant: somewhere in the middle HAHA depends on who else will get in trouble with me

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: nope, never kissed anyone

drank hard liquor: i dont think so HAHA i don tdrink that much

lost contacts/glasses: nope i dont lose my glasses bc theyre always in my bag i literally never wear them and no one knows i have to

sex on first date: no!!!!!!!

broken someone’s heart: how could i HAHA

been arrested: oh god no but ive had a bunch of nightamres abt being in jail

turned someone down: all the time HAHA but in a friend way ofc

fallen for a friend: thats like my entire crushing history,, the person i was infatuated w for 4 years was a friend,,

do you believe:

in yourself: yes!! but im lazy and unmotivated but i could do it if i tried

miracles: no

love at first sight: no!!

i know im boring ;; thank u to anyone who read the whole way HAHA

tagging @94-hw, @mongaygay and anyone else who wants to do it!!

#THIS WAS SO long and hard to do thank u marsha #about

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trickstarbrave · 7 years ago

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i almost feel bad if i am correct my ex and his wife divorced (reasons i think so: she deleted all of his existence off her page and i think i would have heard if he was fucking dead, her name is back to her maiden name, and she is back in the state and going to university-- which he told her NOT to do) bc like..... maybe she learned he was a giant asshole and ppl tried to tell her that for a while and she couldnt see it but also, in chronological order:

-mocked me for being 13 and having greasy hair behind my back lying when i confronted her upset

-mocked me for having ‘thin lips’ (which???? yeah im white but hers are way thinner what was she trying to get out of lying to make me feel bad abt one feature on my face that doesnt matter???)

-mocked me actually for pretty much everything in middle school, made snide comments abt my acne, and basically used me as a side character to make herself look better

-knew that my ex (who i was dating at the time) would be cheating on me if he got w her, did it anyways, acted like nothing was wrong, and the second i let on that i knew the whole time she went on this bullshit bold faced lie that my friend BEN had told her we already broke up (which like.... u can easily confirm if its a lie or not.... by asking him and me which is probably smth u should do b4 u fucking rebound w someone) (and if u found out that ur bf lied to u abt being broken up w his current gf maybe DONT keep dating him)

-helped suicide bait me at the age of 15 along w my ex bf and then called my parents trying to institutionalize me all while acting ‘so concerned’ while she was completely oblivious this was some sick ploy of his to abuse me into thinking less of myself and getting back together with him, after HE DUMPED ME bc i tried to leave him first when he said he liked another girl (to make me jealous)

-threatened me in a bathroom over slapping her boyfriend, which i did bc he was being fucking sexist in class and he didnt even flinch he LAUGHED, and told me to ‘step off and stop flirting’ LIKE SLAPPING A GUY ACROSS THE FACE. IS FLIRTING?????????????????????

-she lied abt fighting me and giving me a black eye for no reason except i guess to make her seem cooler and like she’ll ‘put me in my place for going near her man’ we sat next to each other in math class. shut up.

-made snide comments abt ME cheating on my BOYFRIEND when i was being coerced into sex by a 30 y/o man and someone i wanted to call my friend. when SHE WAS THE ONE THE SAME EXACT DUDE WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH!!!!!!!!! even if you want to take her word for “omg i had NO IDEA u 2 werent broken up when we made out and had sex in a storage room 5 times :(” maybe dont act like u literally werent unknowingly also part of cheating. whatever i didnt tell her the exact circumstances of ‘sexual stuff outside a relationship’ i had that was ‘cheating’ but i still dont appreciate it

-turned the tables and told ben that i had lied to her abt him, made up stuff, ben however was fast to fact check (and i had already long since admitted and apologized abt any bad shit i said abt him and he forgave me bc we both vented abt csa to each other and thats why we were so terrible to each other hs), and the second he called her out on making it up and spreading lies abt him she resorted to super transphobic bullshit to his face

so yeahhhh no i hope the wedding was shit and rushed and i hope she feels like a fucking moron for letting him take control of her life like that. if she was gonna lie abt ppl, manipulate ppl, trash talk ppl, and do a bunch of shit to make herself look and feel better? fucking take your prize then! you worked so hard for it. oh wait, the prize is a shitty failed musician who got shit grades at a shit college, who tried to control your life and tell you you dont even deserve to go to university, and makes u pick up after him. knowing that you helped him cheat on another bitch, who he begged in public to take him back promising he dumped you.

you did so much to ruin other ppl. all for a man who doesnt fucking respect you. and every time someone tried to tell you he didnt respect you as nicely as possible, you insulted them and told them to fuck off.

also she was a shit friend in general b4 that so double fuck you

#life tag #idk is this even drama???????? im bitching abt shit from over 4 years ago that was irl #csa mentioned #suicide mentioned

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christophersymes · 5 years ago

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Celebrity Status

Celebrity Status, an ongoing L(G)B(T)+ story also on Wattpad and Quotev.

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Chapter Three

Later on that week, Jules was messaging Elías between class and work. He was sitting in his truck, adjusting his collar on his work shirt and frowning at the message Elías had sent about having something important to talk about.

familyjules: hey, dude. i have a bit of time between school and work right now. what's going on?

Mason's stomach flipped when Jules finally replied.

masonfucker1000: hey

masonfucker1000: i need to tell you smth

masonfucker1000: its been eating me up and i feel horrible about it

masonfucker1000: my name isn't elias

masonfucker1000: but i cant tell you who i am and im sorry

Jules looked at the messages as they came in, swallowing hard. He ran a hand through his hair, frowning. He felt like crying. Whoever this was was really torn up, but that didn't matter to him at all. He didn't care who they were, as long as everything else was real. That's all he fucking needed. He didn't really care, just as long as it wasn't...

familyjules: but everything else is real, right? idgaf about your name but we have something here

familyjules: be it friendship or whatever else it could be as long as you're not catfishing me to teach me a lesson or some shit i don't care about that

Mason let out a breath he didn't know he was holding when Jules replied.

masonfucker1000: no catfish. everything else i've told you is true.

masonfucker1000: uh wait are you saying you have a crush on me

It was a serious conversation, but Mason couldn't help it. He had blinked and reread the message, doubting its existence for a moment. This was the first time Jules had seriously mentioned them being anything other than just friends. He couldn't just let it go.

Jules blushed at the second message, realizing he had. And he wasn't being totally honest with them either, but... He didn't know what to do. It was too late now to change that, especially if whoever it was was straight and had a crush too, which seemed true. He hoped it was true.

familyjules: maybe. depends on if u feel the same

Mason grinned, face hot at the response.

masonfucker1000: maybe, u say. idk abt that, those sound like v conditional feelings

Jules smiled. Back to good old... whoever.

familyjules: shut up you dork

familyjules: maybe i do have a crush on you.

familyjules: also what should i call you now if not elías?

masonfucker1000: well i definitely have a crush on you, baby

masonfucker1000: you can call me anything you want ;)

familyjules: asshole is the perfect name for you, asshole. ;)

familyjules: okay i gotta get into work. have a good evening, asshole! i'll talk to you later

masonfucker1000: ofc thats what u pick

masonfucker1000: talk to you later, jules x thanks for being awesome

Jules frowned a little at the end of the last text. He could only hear it in Mason's voice from the concert. He'd said it so many times: at every fucking concert Jules had ever watched live and the one he went to. Either this was a Mason superfan who was adopting language, or it... No. It couldn't be.

He pushed the thought out of his head. It was ridiculous.

Yet, as he went into work and through the night, he kept coming back to it. He just kept thinking about how cool and terrifying it would be if he were talking to the actual Mason Hill, but also how unlikely that was.

But it was oh-so fucking likely! The way Mason had kept looking at him at the concert could have been a coincidence, or it could have been Mason looking toward that general area and Jules was just a wishful thinker. Or it could have been Mason looking at him because he knew him. Because he liked him.

But the chances of Mason Hill being Elias and liking Jules... It was so ridiculous. The chance of that was, like, one in a fucking million.

Anyway, shouldn't he be wishfully thinking it was Austin going by his middle name and Jules totally seducing him?

masonfucker1000: hey hey heyyy how's it goin how was work

familyjules: exhausting. underpaying. the usual. had some woman threaten to throw a salad at me tonight because there were tomatoes on it and she hates tomatoes so much it warrants violence supposedly.

familyjules: but i was in a good mood overall thanks to you and your mutual crush... speaking of we should talk about that

masonfucker1000: yikes! cloudy w a chance of tomatoes up in there i see

masonfucker1000: aww! you're welcome

masonfucker1000: alright (?) hit me w it

familyjules: i don't want to like... date or anything til we meet if we ever do

familyjules: don't get me wrong i like you a lot

familyjules: but it feels wrong to do ldr if i can't know your identity at all even though i dont care that much about it

familyjules: just in terms of dating i'd need a name, you know? and more than just your age and that we like each other

Mason groaned. He saw it coming, but fuck.

masonfucker1000: no yeah, that makes sense.

masonfucker1000: i like you a lot

masonfucker1000: shit

masonfucker1000: fuck

masonfucker1000: i want to meet you

masonfucker1000: but

masonfucker1000: i think maybe some more time would be good

masonfucker1000: figure out how im gonna do this

Jules stared at the messages, feeling really bad about it. He sighed, hitting his forehead against the wheel lightly. Idiot.

familyjules: yeah. i'm sorry dude

masonfucker1000: hey no

masonfucker1000: don't worry abt it, you're right

masonfucker1000: you're being super sweet and understanding and i appreciate it

masonfucker1000: have i mentioned i really like you?

Jules sighed, leaning back again. He was too smitten for this guy. This was great. He hadn't seen this yet from him.

familyjules: i really like you, masonfucker1000

familyjules: for lack of a better name

Mason snorted, wheezing and bending over in his seat.

masonfucker1000: wow.

masonfucker1000: you really have a way with words

Mason had been floating on air ever since he'd finally told Jules that he wasn't Elias and Jules said that she liked him. It was amazing! It was unlike anything he'd felt before! Which meant he obviously had to share every detail with his bandmates.

"Good morning, prisoners of the Junkmobile!" Mason announced his knowingly unwanted consciousness as he hopped off his bunk, narrowly missing slamming his head against the top bunk adjacent to his. Their tour bus, which they tended to give nicknames, was a mess, but it was their mess, and really, everything was where it was should be.

"That wasn't the name we agreed on, was it?" Austin frowned, pausing in the middle of a spoonful of cereal.

Andrew rolled his eyes as he tossed a pile of Hot Pockets in the microwave.

"The Rat Roller has many names," Mason ruffled Austin's hair. He froze and frowned at them making sad breakfast. "Hey! No tourfast! Don't we have a few hours for Bryan's break?"

Chris groaned from a bit farther behind them in his bunk, "Stop trying to give everything a tour nickname. I thought you'd given up on that."

Bryan was their driver, and he took his breaks very seriously. He was definitely passed out right now. Not that they interacted with him much to know much more than that. Bryan, as many band bus drivers tended to be (in Nosam's experience), preferred minimal contact with the rabid animals that usually inhabited his enclosure.

"Never!" Mason hollered, grinning. "It's fun. Where's your tour spirit? Now, c'mon, let's go and get some actual food."

Andrew grimaced as if the concept of leaving the bus had physically burned him. "Rather not."

Austin nodded in agreement. "Pretty sure there's fans right outside. We're due for a hotel in a day or two anyway, we'll go out then."

Mason bounced a little, annoyed and definitely going fucking crazy on that bus. He pushed himself off the counter, falling into the booth across from Austin and sinking into it. "Guys, I'm going to lose my shit if I spent one more minute in here. Who cares if there's fans out? We'll say hi. I need out of this bus. I need to do something."

"Then go, no one's stopping you," Andrew looked at him pointedly.

"But I don't wanna go alone," Mason whined, looking off to Chris' bunk, his curtains half-closed. "Chris."

There was loud groaning from the bunk, and the curtains were shoved open as Chris' head poked out, blinking tiredly. "What, Mason?"

"Tell them we have to go out."

"We don't," Chris sighed.

"You guys don't love me anymore," Mason went on, throwing his head back.

Austin rolled his eyes. "Mase, we just want a break. We've got a show tonight, Stella's calling soon and—"

"You called her last night!" Mason sat up to look at him.

Austin blushed, his face turning red like a curtain falling over his face. "So? I miss her, I haven't seen in her in a month."

Mason made multiple sounds that were a mix between constipated groans and a kid throwing a tantrum.

The microwave blared, only adding to the volume. Andrew yanked the door open, a disgruntled sound falling from his lips as he grabbed the burning hot pockets with his bare hands. "And I have a date with the PS4," he announced as he carefully placed a can of Redbull on top of the pile in his hands and escaped to the back of the bus. Chris promptly ducked his head back in so Andrew could pass by, giving Mason a pleading look as he closed the curtain.

Mason pouted, quieting down as he stared at Austin, who awkwardly pushed Reese's Puffs around in his bowl, taking out his phone. Mason groaned again. "How about brunch? In a few hours?" he asked, loud enough Andrew in the back could hear. "C'mon, I want to tell you guys something."

"If it's about cyber sex with your fan, nyet!" Andrew hollered back.

"I second that motion. I've heard enough about Jules' sexting skills," Austin gagged.

The bunk their bassist was in made a bunch of unintelligible, mumbled Sleepy Chris sounds that Mason roughly translated to: I agree and I'm happy for you Mason, but please, no more of that.

Mason grinned, "No, but it's important. Pretty please?"

"Yes!" Chris yelled in exasperation, followed by a noncommittal uh huh from Andrew. Mason smiled, and then quickly dropped it to give Austin a sad look, but his performance was rudely interrupted by Austin's phone ringing.

Austin's face lit up as he picked up his phone, glancing up at Mason. "Okay, okay, brunch, but go somewhere else, alright? Watch Andrew or something."

"Okay, but if you guys start talking dirty, I'll throw your phone out the window."

Mason settled in next to Andrew, who frowned and sighed quietly, but otherwise didn't complain. The back of the bus was, for the most part, an unspoken quiet area, unless everyone was playing a game or talking about a game, or it was a Serious Conversation.

Mason watched Andrew dominate, and then Andrew handed him a controller. Chris joined later when he wanted to get away from Austin and Stella's horrible phone call that was, of course, taking a turn for the sexual. Mason quickly opted out of the next game when he got a message from Jules.

familyjules: hey hey masonfucker1000

masonfucker1000: oh my god not you again

familyjules: ): u hate me that much already? didn't we just admit we have crushes?

Mason grinned at the reminder. Crushes! He felt like he was fourteen, but he didn't care. They had mutual crushes, and this felt genuine, and natural, and like it could actually be something. AKA, as he was realizing, the polar opposite of all his exes.

masonfucker1000: what? idk what ur talking abt man

familyjules: not-elías cmon

familyjules: don't be a dumbass ):

masonfucker1000: im always a dumbass, darling

masonfucker1000: how was work?

familyjules: eh, it was alright. people are rude, but it's expected

familyjules: how was ur day? haven't heard from u much today

masonfucker1000: its been p chill! day off! mostly been lazying around and playing video games w friends! i hate tony he beats me! almost always! im gonna kill him!! and you wont even know its him on the news!

Sometime early on in their online relationship, Mason had had a hard time not mentioning Andrew, Austin, and Chris. They were his coworkers, his bandmates, his best friends and his family. His bros! How could he not? So, he'd ended up using other names for them. Tony, from Andrew's middle name Anthony, Vic from one of Austin's last names, and well, he'd just been spelling Chris as Criss, which was horrendous but a necessary evil.

familyjules: i'll keep an eye out for tonys in the obituaries and let the cops know they should look for a traveling prostitute who sounds like mason hill when he sings. what game did u play?

masonfucker1000: alrighty but I'm like fucking Mary Poppins ill be up and out before they even get there

masonfucker1000: Halo 5

familyjules: you're fucking mary poppins and not me?

familyjules: D:

masonfucker1000: ohmy god

masonfucker1000: i wish

masonfucker1000: i had a disney boner for her i swear

familyjules: okay but do u mean julie andrews or emily blunt poppins?

masonfucker1000: UH COME ON

masonfucker1000: OBVIOUSLY JULIE ANDREWS

masonfucker1000: MY TASTES ARE RAD AND CLASSY

familyjules: just making sure dude

familyjules: emily blunt's pretty hot after all

masonfucker1000: MEH SHES ALRIGHT

familyjules: smh your tastes are awful

masonfucker1000: u just fucking dissed urself

familyjules: damn right i did.

familyjules: on the contrary tho

familyjules: i have amazing taste.

masonfucker1000: dont u dare! u are the most gorgeous! the MOST! gorgeous!

masonfucker1000: and shit i cant argue that

familyjules: making me blush again, mf1000? already?

masonfucker1000: anytime and all the time

masonfucker1000: okay but what if I had the biggest grossest mole like

masonfucker1000: on my nose

masonfucker1000: im not saying i DO

masonfucker1000: i DON'T

masonfucker1000: and I'm also not saying moles are gross

masonfucker1000: okay

masonfucker1000: what I mean is

masonfucker1000: what if i was your definition of

masonfucker1000: fucking butt ugly

familyjules: oh, you're mason hill?

masonfucker1000: oh

masonfucker1000: my

masonfucker1000: fucking

masonfucker1000: god

masonfucker1000: u KNOW you wish u were mason's hands !!!!

masonfucker1000: i cant believe you !!!

masonfucker1000: i thought we had something !!!

familyjules: i didn't say his hands weren't pretty

familyjules: just a joke!! you dumbass

masonfucker1000: His HANDS?

masonfucker1000: thats ALL?

masonfucker1000: what about his PERFECT FACE?

masonfucker1000: his MUSCLES?

masonfucker1000: his HAIR?

masonfucker1000: his ASS?

masonfucker1000: his AVERAGE DICK?

familyjules: they're not awful, i guess. i doubt you look too much like him tho

masonfucker1000: I LOOK perfect

masonfucker1000: THATS ALL U NEED TO KNOW RN

masonfucker1000: AND HE'S PERFECT

familyjules: god this is why i don't interact with mason stans smfh

familyjules: now if u look like austin.... i'll nut in my jeans as soon as i see u

masonfucker1000: FUCK U

masonfucker1000: MASON STANS ARE THE BEST

masonfucker1000: and i look BETTER than austin so u WILL nut

familyjules: better??

familyjules: than austin?????

familyjules: does not compute?????????

masonfucker1000: you're INSUFFERABLE

masonfucker1000: I'll murder him

Mason whined indignantly, earning a look from both Chris and Andrew as he grabbed a pillow and stood up to launch it at Austin, who stopped mid-sentence to Stella to stammer and glare at him. "We're not being gross!" He blushed at whatever Stella said in response to that, quickly turning away again.

Mason sat back down without explanation, only mildly satisfied.

familyjules: okay im starting to think you're a traveling murderer prostitute. is that more correct?

masonfucker1000: im too pretty for prison

familyjules: that... wasn't a no

masonfucker1000: 😉🔫🔥🗡️💼🕶🤖🖤😍💥

familyjules: what's the robot doin in there? do u kill via robot?

masonfucker1000: im an emotionless killer

masonfucker1000: ruthless

familyjules: OH. kinky

masonfucker1000: oh, yeah? youre into that?

familyjules: ;)

familyjules: maybe i am

masonfucker1000: wait ur into ruthless murderers or being ruthlessly murdered

familyjules: ;)

masonfucker1000: oh my god its the latter isnt it

familyjules: 🤤🔫🗡️🔥🤖

Mason had practically dragged the boys out of the bus. For all the constant complaining about how cramped and boring the bus was, they sure hated leaving it. Which was totally understandable, fans could be a lot, especially after hanging with them during so many shows and meet and greets, but it was definitely worth it for some food. Or at least that was what Mason thought.

With the help of a couple of bodyguards, the guys managed to get through a small crowd of fans and cameras near the bus, and into the nearest decent-looking restaurant. Mason sighed happily as they were seated. "You guys need sunlight and all that. Papa Rod said we shouldn't be shut in the bus if we can help it."

"Papa Rod can suck it," Andrew kicked lightly at Mason's leg, looking over the menu with interest.

"Do you think they have frozen yogurt? I've been craving it for weeks," Austin questioned, miserable and hopeful as he flipped to the back of the menu. Chris' eyes widened and he dropped his menu in favor of looking at desserts with Austin.

Mason laughed, "If you guys are doing dessert first, I'm in, but I want pie. Wait, you're distracting me! I need to tell you something—"

"They do!" Chris pointed out the froyo on the menu, and Austin gasped.

Andrew watched them deliberate excitedly over flavors in amusement, glancing at Mason. "What's up?"

"I sort of told Jules the truth. That I'm not who I've been telling her I am," Mason blurted, raising an eyebrow as Austin and Chris stopped to stare at him.

"What does that mean?" Austin gaped. "Does she know who you are? Did she faint? Have you checked social media?" Chris tried to discreetly check his phone.

"No," Mason rolled his eyes, laughing a little, "Of course she doesn't know— I just, I couldn't keep lying like that, I felt like shit. And after actually meeting her... I just couldn't, so I told her I'm not Elias, but that I can't really tell her much about me."

"Oh," Chris frowned, putting his phone down. "That's... still sort of..." "Complicated?" Andrew supplied, playing with his fingers anxiously as a few people around them stared and whispered to themselves excitedly. "How'd she take it?"

"Great, and we even admitted we had feelings—"

Andrew gasped sarcastically, smiling slightly as he dropped his chin in his hands as he leaned forward. "You admitted you had feelings?"

"You're not funny, Drew," Mason tried to hide a smile, his next words making it easier. "She said that we can't really... well, date, if she doesn't know stuff about me and hasn't even met me. I told her I'd need time to figure it out. I want to tell her, but... I don't know," Mason muttered, sighing and looking down at the table as he played with the corners of his menu.

"Makes sense," Chris smiled sympathetically, giving his hand.

"We would really like to not experience another Catherine," Austin teased.

Andrew shuddered, "Don't even mention it, I still half-expect for some agent to send us a thriller screenplay based on your fan stalker."

"Ha ha," Mason chuckled, "Okay, I know I've said I'm not really into the big screen, but I would totally do that one."

Andrew looked to Austin and Chris. "So, are we getting the froyo?"

They spent way more time than was necessary debating the validity of certain froyo flavors (honestly, an old debate constantly refueled), Mason checking the Nosam site after they had finally agreed on one.

masonfucker1000: real talk: whos the one person youre embarrassed to say you want to fuck

familyjules: real talk? mason hill

masonfucker1000: aw COME ON

masonfucker1000: what did MASON HILL EVER DO TO U??

familyjules: im KIDDING

familyjules: ur reactions are just hilarious

familyjules: honestly tho? my clone. i'd fuck myself.

masonfucker1000: sadist

masonfucker1000: wait

masonfucker1000: what

masonfucker1000: you'd what

familyjules: lots of shame in that

familyjules: you heard me

familyjules: read me?

masonfucker1000: 1) i did not expect that

masonfucker1000: 2) why would you have any shame in that

familyjules: 1) gotta keep you on your toes

familyjules: 2) it's fucking myself, dude??? you wouldn't feel any shame if someone walked in on u fucking ur clone?

masonfucker1000: not at all

masonfucker1000: thatd be hot

familyjules: anyway, who would you be embarrassed to fuck?

familyjules: you're biased.

masonfucker1000: biased? cuz i know im hot shit? yeah probably

masonfucker1000: and uh...

masonfucker1000: huh

masonfucker1000: Christina Ricci

familyjules: oh, i thought you were talking about u walking in on me fucking myself. damn. familyjules: misinterpreted

familyjules: and christina ricci????? she's fucking hot

familyjules: why would u be embarrassed

masonfucker1000: that would also be hot

masonfucker1000: and yes, she is masonfucker1000: you don't just fuck christina ricci, you take her out on a date and then get horribly rejected by her

familyjules: .....fair.

masonfucker1000: not to mention shes probably a top

familyjules: major top vibes from ricci too. u trying to tell me something, not-elías?

familyjules: HA

masonfucker1000: ... im a top

familyjules: what if u walked in on christina ricci fucking me

familyjules: what then

masonfucker1000: oh shit

masonfucker1000: id be so mad

familyjules: would u bottom for christina?

masonfucker1000: ...................................................................

masonfucker1000: yes.

familyjules: damn. u would be embarrassed to fuck her then huh

familyjules: wait would u be embarrassed to fuck stella? u could take her and i could take austin

"Ugh, gross," Mason grimaced, sighing at Austin, who had some froyo stuck to his mouth when he looked up at him. "Why is Jules so obsessed with boning you? It's like, the only turn-off."

Austin shrugged sheepishly. "You're finally into someone and she couldn't care less about Mason Hill. It's the universe telling you you're not that great."

"Don't slander, Sally, I'm the best the universe has ever made. The Goddess made me on the seventh day."

Austin opened his mouth to argue, but thought better of it. Froyo was vastly more important than Mason's ego.

masonfucker1000: oh jesus christ

masonfucker1000: i guess i would but i don't like the second part of that plan

familyjules: you don't? ):

masonfucker1000: nope

masonfucker1000: you can take chris

familyjules: ugh

familyjules: dont get me wrong i love chris but i don't love chris

masonfucker1000:

masonfucker1000: ugh?

masonfucker1000: HA

masonfucker1000: thats hilarious

familyjules: he's just big inspo!

familyjules: christo!

masonfucker1000: how bout Andrew?

familyjules: UGH

familyjules: BORING

masonfucker1000: OH SHIT cmon

masonfucker1000: what makes u think he'd be boring?

familyjules: i'd take MASON over andrew

familyjules: i mean, andy's cool and all but he's so quiet

masonfucker1000: you make it sound like fucking mason would be so horrible

familyjules: need someone to talk to

familyjules: puh-LEASE he would be

masonfucker1000: the quiet ones are always the freaky ones

masonfucker1000: oh he talks a lot to the band doesn't he?

masonfucker1000: WHY DO U SAY THAT

familyjules: the freaky ones? are you joking that andrew's freaky? interesting

familyjules: yeah but i'm not the band!

masonfucker1000: im just sayin its who hes close to !

familyjules: what, are u jealous of mason now cuz he's my second choice? this is hypothetical, man

masonfucker1000: masons above all, im jealous u somehow think austin tops him and me and apparently everyone else

masonfucker1000: do u have eyes??

familyjules: hey i didn't know you were in this equation

familyjules: i'd choose you anyday, ne

familyjules: definitely my top choice.

familyjules: 1. not-elías (tho i'd need a name to moan) 2. austin elías salinas vicente 3. mason hill

masonfucker1000: awwww SHUCKS scratch that i have never been jealous in my entire life

masonfucker1000: I read that as neigh tho

masonfucker1000: what's your favorite thing in the entire world

familyjules: is that even a question?

masonfucker1000: yes it is tell me

masonfucker1000: is it sour gummy worms

familyjules: oh that's a good one

familyjules: check out that list again, dude

familyjules: hello? did i kill u or something?

masonfucker1000:

YEAH how are you single ???

give a dude a WARNING

familyjules: whoops

familyjules: just found the right person, so... waiting on them

familyjules: OOPS. warning

masonfucker1000: im the right person, huh?

familyjules: pretty sure you could be

familyjules: not a 60 year old mouth breather? apparently hotter than austin? loves nosam?

familyjules: hilarious?

familyjules: sweet?

familyjules: only downside is: mason stan.

familyjules: but that i can live with

masonfucker1000: oh my god that's an UPSIDE

masonfucker1000: youre really in for it baby

masonfucker1000: im the definition of the right one

familyjules: oh, i'm sure

masonfucker1000:

despite your unrelenting obsession w Austin, you are absolutely heartstoppingly gorgeous, and the easiest person to talk to, with the lamest sense of humor (like me) and you are a huge teddy bear!! 🐻 so right back atcha, sweetheart

familyjules: dumbass. there's that sweetness i was talking about 💙💙💙💙

#writeblr #writers on tumblr #lgbt fiction #trans fiction #lgbt stories #celebritystatus

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all-pacas · 4 years ago

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@vestraspies

#fe3h#nods nods at all this#i mean can ya blame edelgard tho after the insurrection of the seven#like every big name in the empire was clearly down to see her die just for a crest. how do u trust people after that#id try to dispute 'the alliance would be fine w the empire after it takes over'#bc the alliance is ruled by nobles who dont wanna listen to a ruler above them#let alone abolish the crest and nobility system#esp since crests do actually matter in the alliance unlike the empire. what with the legendary weapons and all that#and edelgard will Not want to deal if theyre still upholding the ole system#but if claude us around ur probably right and peace will happen sooner or later#sorry for just putting this in the tags i dont wanna interrupt the good essay when my commentary is just on this tiny part lmao#wish im not fixated on this kinda bullshit but alas#anyways. good stuff

JA JA you’re right i was really just rambling incoherently — i think what makes the alliance more flexible to me, though, is that they aren’t into having a ruler bossing them around, but as most of claude’s routes prove, they are okay with it like — they’re fine being absorbed into faerghus or into byleth’s new kingdom! for all that they’re a bunch of stubborn assholes, i think they like being… argued with? debated with? no one respects claude for a minute, but he can talk them into shit and get them to agree. if edelgard was willing or able to do that, treat them as…… not subjects to obey but as people to convince, i think she’d be able to. whether or not she’d be willing to try is a more interesting question; her trust issues are very well earned, don’t get me wrong, but she is not good at that kind of thing as a result. (which is why claude has to talk them into it.)

dimitri also sucks at diplomacy — he’s a nice dude when he’s not on a murder spree, but he’s more sincerity and earnestness, not schemes and observation, but i can see him being more than happy to reach out to the lords and ask them for the favor of supporting him etc. i think edie could be convinced to do so, or see the wisdom in doing that, but again, she struggles making herself vulnerable and giving up power, and the alliance lords need to feel like they do have power. claude’s their hall monitor more than their leader, lmao.

crests do matter to the alliance, but i still kind of argue it’s a negotiable item — we know that the great lords of the council rise and fall (edmund is new, daphnel was kicked out, gloucester thinks he’s a schemer, riegan was on the verge of being kicked out until claude showed up, ordelia is planning on leaving), and the alliance in general is much more egalitarian than both the empire and the kingdom — golden deer has the most commoners of any of the houses, and unlike ashe (adopted by a noble), mercedes (technically a noble), petra (technically a princess), and dorothea (a commoner but a wealthy and famous one), the golden deer commoners are… ignatz, from a wealthy family, but also leonie, who grew up poor, and raphael, who had to sell all his family had to go to school. none of the commoners talk up to the lords or respect claude in the least (none of the nobles do either l o l), and even snobs like lorenz are openly calling leonie a friend in his c-support with her. i think precisely because the alliance’s nobility are always scheming and fighting for the top, and because there’s so much class mobility, there just isn’t as much class division as in the other two nations. that isn’t to say that there’s none, or that there isn’t tension (leonie certainly feels it in her supports), but it’s not that stratified of a society. and because of that, i don’t think it would be that hard to dismantle the crest system, or convince the nobility to dump it: it’s important now, but it’s not the be-all-end-all of status in the alliance, and it doesn’t seem to concern people all that much.

(there’s also the fact that lysithea is as anti-crest as edelgard is, and comes from one of the five ruling alliance families, and house ordelia will die out/leave the nobility after the game; judith is head of house daphnel and highly respected by everyone, but doesn’t have the associated crest; house edmund doesn’t appear to have an associated crest; they did adopt marianne who has a crest, but she hides hers into well into the second half of the game and no one asks or questions it. it also seems to be implied that hilda’s brother doesn’t have a crest? since she’s the one who gets the family’s sacred weapon? but he’s without question a hero and the future head of house goneril. compare that to like… literally anyone in the kingdom, and crests in the alliance seem more bonuses than important marks of status. even lorenz, status-obsessed snob that he is, is so much more obsessed with titles and the council than crests, and when he’s given his house’s weapon he promptly dumps it into byleth’s hands with a shrug. what really matters is how good you are at being a scheming motherfucker!)

tl;dr, i don’t think it would be that hard for edelgard — or claude on her behalf — to talk the alliance into going her way!

okay to spare a friend from hearing me go off i’ll do it here instead: cultural ramblings of fóldan

so fòldan is kind of just... generically european middle ages fantasy? faerghus has kinda vaguely ... i see russia dropped a lot although i’m not 100% sure i agree on that impression. it’s north and has a strong militaristic history and tradition that the other two countries lack - not that the empire and alliance are peaceful, but it’s interesting that the alliance has a hostile border and yet most of the golden deer house grew up without fighting experience or only casual fighting experience, with hilda the only one to speak about conflict with familiarity; the kingdom by contrast is just all knights all the time, even before the various coups and insurrections they seem to struggle with.

this is contrasted again by the empire, who are clearly militaristic but again lack that Ideals Of Knighthood vibe, honor before glory, that the kingdom has developed — maybe because the kingdom split from the empire after a long war, and created this tradition to compensate?

the interesting part to me again is the alliance, who “only” left the kingdom 200 years before the game, and is just... nothing like them, culturally. the holy kingdom is contrasted by the more secular alliance (count the number of times the deer are found in the cathedral, minus marianne); the alliance is a pseudo-republic instead of a monarchy, one that gets along well with the empire — the game sets it up so that dimitri and claude tend to want to ally or fight on the same side, but in all honesty, i’d assume the alliance would generally get along more closely with the empire — the alliance seems to handle a lot of trade, most of their key cities and infasctructure is on the border with the empire, and their most powerful leaders (glouchester and reigan) are both to the south, not north.

considering the alliance’s history, it would make sense for them to have allied with the empire against the kingdom in their war of independence, and for the empire to support their breaking away as a weakening of the kingdom’s power. not to mention the alliance and empire both come off as more cosmopolitan— the empire due to its territories bringing in new people, and the alliance less in terms of diversity and more due to their “we don’t trust authority or the word of one leader” vibes. the kingdom is very conservative and traditional by contrast — knighthood, honor, follow our king for good or ill.

it’s also interesting that on both edelgard and claude’s routes you end up kind of... taking down the church? verdant wind does this less overtly, because you do ally with them, but both stories are largely about discovering and dismantling the church’s secrets and legacy. in verdant winds, byleth becomes queen and while they’re technically also archbishop, it’s clear the church will not exist in the way it did before; naturally with edlegard you burn it all to the ground. but blue lions? i guess it’s not the holy kingdom of faerghus for nothing.

all three routes end up rejoining fòrdan into one country again, although frankly i’d be dubious of the long-term peace of all three routes: edelgard conquers the kingdom and alliance by force in her route, killing dimitri and claude* to do so. dimitri and claude ally on his route, and claude stresses the alliance voted to join the kingdom which is a good sign, but the empire still falls to dimitri by contrast.

(*ok, claude probably doesn’t die in crimson snow, but he goes MIA and the alliance surrenders, which in the short term isn’t that different.)

verdant winds is an even weirder case: the alliance has absolutely no claim to the kingdom OR the empire, and claude wisely doesn’t even pretend he does or try to put himself on either throne. instead, in an honestly good piece of propaganda, he positions byleth as heir to the church and by extension the rest. this... might work? he did at least also take down the illuminati on his way? but it’s still interesting because byleth has the weakest claim to the throne by far, but also opens up the possibility of a world without the right of kings. this is further complicated if byleth marries claude and fóldan unifies with almyra, making claude a back door conquerer who hopefully is good enough at politics to keep it from looking too much like he was invading fóldan and installing a puppet queen for his own benefit all along. in a way i do like byleth on the throne, as little sense as it makes for byleth: i’m just a fan of an ending that doesn’t even pretend to care about the right of kings to kill and invade to get their way.

(more points to claude here, as he keeps the alliance carefully neutral until he is either forced to take a side — allying with dimitri — or forced to surrender to the empire — by engineering a battle with minimal casualties to appease his people. it worked for britain and denmark in the napoleonic wars! claude keeping neutral in verdant winds and then playing byleth’s return as “she’s the leader, we’re just supporting her and her divinity” is also clever, because it makes the alliance seem like they’re not ever the aggressors — they’re just aiding an ally, they’re neutral, they’re not invaders and did not cause harm to the empire or kingdom without cause. dimitri and edelgard are going to have people talking about their various war crimes and bad acts for a long time, no matter how well they rule; claude manages to keep the alliance’s hands pretty clean and make himself seem like he’s just going along with what someone else says, which is... pretty great honestly.

which further is like. edelgard. i bet you money. you didn’t ever have to declare war on the alliance. they would have worked with you just fine after the war. had she left them alone in either her route or blue lions, i am willing to bet that claude would have kept them in line and kept them neutral — bad news for dimitri, but claude is a pragmatist, and i bet even in verdant winds part of his aggression was based in having a pretext in byleth and a desire to bring the war to a quick close through them, because you can’t initiate diplomatic relations between fóldan and almyra if there’s a damn war. )

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wortalwombats · 6 years ago

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elaborating on my post because i give permission for it to be memes and i cant even rant like this to my gf, let me tell you guys (aka the void that is tungle dot hellsite) about this bastard of a week

first they did a “most shy” for the yearbook for my senior class and guess who won. like??? what the fuck??? honestly in my perspective its kinda rude because for me its not some cute and quirky “oh theyre so shy!! uwu” its i have anxiety which is ugly af and awful and for three years i got trash talked by this group of girls (one in particular did it and then tried to make herself look like the victim) about it, but yeah now its a fun yearbook thing? great, im full of so much school spirit rn yall 🙃

and now my sci-fi teacher is back on his bullshit sending bs emails to my mother knowing damn well how it went two years ago (surprised he remembers how to send an email since he suddently didnt after my mother told him off). i joined this class two weeks late so im behind in the book we need to finish friday which wouldnt be bad if we didnt have to take a bunch of notes (which he claims im not doing but i literally have them in my notebook???).

also, he has bs rules set up for discussions, you have to participate as much as the kid who does the most or you dont get full credit. being someone who has trouble participating i know i cant do that even if i did speak in class and was up to speed enough to contribute. so naturally after one discussion he’s claiming ive been there for multiple riscussion days and that i didnt participate in all of them (wasnt enrolled in one, was absent the second). icing on the cake, in the email he lied about having spoken to me about my participation (he made sure to say he did gently too 😊) and that he offered solutions to me personally which he never did besides a general “email me your questions” to the class. “they seem sensitive about it” stfu my teacher last year had little problem with me because she worked w/ me and genuinely cared youre just an asshole

im just up to my tits in school pride rn thanks for comig to my TEDTalk

#i have spent the past two days either angry or crying or nearly crying and im so DoneTM #not that anyone besides my one friend cares of course and my gf cant be bothered because she doesnt like anger as an emotion #‘well i talked to him about my grade once and he was fine’ my grade isnt the problem this isnt some accident

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men4ce-red · 8 years ago

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i saw only a few draws of yanya but i want to know more about him :

kicks the door in WELL my friend ur in LUCK bc i have a LOT of shit abt yanya to talk abt

let’s kick it off with his backstory SHALL WE

so ! yanyas a lil kitsune boi raised in a little village in the outskirts of karnosea on famia, we dont have a name for it yet its not important w/e ANYWAY

he was BORN in a bigger town in central karnosea which i also dont have a name for but its also not important, what IS important is that he was a happy lil gremlin for most of his little babby years until he hit about elementary school where all the other kids’ parents started teaching them to be racist towards orcs and kitsunes and lizardfolk n shit! so they started being little shits towards him. which made him not like being in fox shape around them anymore. or in general.

so when his mums, shiranuit, a kitsune barbarian, and resnerina, a half-orc witch, were like “fuck that shit,” they moved away to that much smaller settlement, made up almost Entirely of rarer races like catfolk and wyvaran, and also orcs and ogres and stuff yea

and things were p alright! yanyas mums love him Very Much ok i love them and i love him and they all love each other. shiranuit works as a weaponsmith, and resnerina works as a luthier. so when u mashed their work together, u got yanya, a skald, or Basically a rage bard, who makes all his weapons and instruments, bc he makes his weapons into instruments, and vice versa.

his first weapon in game was a heavy mace that doubled as a guitar! it was crafted from metal ofc but its body was in the shape of a cow skull bc that shit’s metal. on one side was the guitar all strung up, and on the other he’d flip it around and it’s just Covered in spikes for him to beat the shit out of whatever 8)c

he uses his music to express himself. even with cure and mending magic, destroying things and lashing out and being aggressive all the time doesn’t make him feel good, so he’ll usually just turn to screaming out some sick tunes instead. his music’s very important to him.

moving back to early life however! he moved on through school pretty easy. i mean. not Entirely too easily bc the boy’s dumb as a brick so w/e he just. he didnt flunk out at the very least ok Cs get degrees anyway

and when he was abt.. 16, 17, he met ash! ��his first..and Only girly friend who’s also a kitsune, and a gunslinger! between the two of them, she’s kind of.. the ‘brains’ but. even then she’s not like, super smart. it’s just.. not hard to be smarter than yanya w/ that sweet 7 WIS and 10 INT score lmfao. she’s plenty clever tho!

around this time yanya and ash didn’t go to school, they travelled around their local part of karnosea causing a little trouble here and there bc well. they’re of chaotic alignment. however! chaotic good alignment, so they really only gave hell to..racists 8) .. bc fuck em

the thing is though, while yanya had two mums that loved him a lot, ash didn’t. she had one mum that sucked a bunch and constantly berated her, and yanya knew, it was partially why they spent so much time just carting around wildly, having fun, bc yanya knew she deserved better!

as a side note, karnosea is neighboring artorias, which is the Big Capital of famia, where Queen Azaroa has opened a bard college! probably the best and most chattered abt all over the world tbh. you can bet yanya’s heard of it by now, being as musically inclined as he is, and has always sort of dreamed of going there.. but shit, he and his fam ain’t making that kind of money, lmfao

but! it just so happens, as rumors say, there’s a new scholarship surfacing, offered specifically to members of more. rare races, such as kitsunes! yanya can’t lie about his interest being piqued..

but the thing was, from 16 going on 18, he was sort of perfectly happy and content just travelling around like a rascal with ash, because they were best friends!! and having fun!! and without yanya, he thought ash would be all alone with her fuckin mean ass mum!! he didn’t want that, and also that bard college is probably overrated anyway, whatever..

ash’s mum isn’t having any of it, wtf ash is happy??

the second ash and yanya get back home from whatever little bout of travel they were on, ash’s mum goes on a tirade at ash about how she’s dragging yanya down and holding him back, how she’s not good enough for him, etc.. so ash panics, because she knows he isn’t going to leave her unless she makes him never wanna see her again.

so! that same day, ash tells yanya about. how she’s been cheating on him the whole time. laughs in his face. tells him he should’ve expected it, kitsunes are known for being tricksters, liars after all!

he’s heartbroken.. so he leaves for artorias in a shocked daze probably not a full 12 hr later

and he gets accepted to the college!

ofc being kinda poor and rough around the edges, it’s not without it’s fair share of. snooty ass rich kids being assholes, which is whatever. turns out tho, some of those rich kids are from karnosea! so because yanyas as subtle as an airhorn, rumors about him not being human spread. guess who gets to deal with racist school peers all over again! yaaaay

it’s not totally bleak, though. at college yanya met jonavahn, neyla, pazzoch, and a bunch of the other rare-race scholarship kids and they all form their own little nestled group of friends :’>

soo because yanya’s fuckin shit at like, learning, he like, does kind of piss poor in all the actual study-centric classes lmfao. but! he’s fantastic at the physical side of things–he excels with playing instruments and melee fighting, because it’s less read-a-book-and-study and more muscle memory and physical training and practice, ofc. he just barely graduated bc getting half amazing grades and half shitty grades only balances out to so much, but dAMMIT HE DID IT

so when he graduates, he goes back home for a little bit. im sure while he was at college, he managed to visit his mums back at karnosea for a little bit on breaks, but. just the idea of going back to karnosea, just knowing that. it’s where ash was. it made it a lot harder in practice than it was in theory for him lmfao.

but being back home, getting to see him mums again! it makes him really happy! because his mums love him a lot !!! and love and support him a shit ton!! they’re so proud! look at their son that graduated from the artorian queen’s bard college! holy shit!!

yanya realizes sometimes that he takes his mums for granted.. they’ve always been there to makes him feel like everything’s ok. and they do a damn good job of it!

a fun fact! lershe, my old incompetence quest 1 character, is a half-orc monk–by the end of iq1, he became a lycanthrope (this was in dnd 3.5, so monks could still get infected by lycanthropy), and also a lvl 30 minor deity lmfao

lershe was separated from his dad, who was raising him on his own, at a v young age. at the end of iq1, lershe sought him out, found him again, and found out that he’d started a new family with a new wife! and tbh lershe met his mum in iq1 he could not be happier for his dad lmfao. but they have a daughter! so lershe has a little half-sister! and that little half-sister is resnerina!

because lycanthropes and kitsunes share a sort of similar ability in changing shape ya kno yeah, when yanya was a little kid, lershe was still “alive” as a mortal half-orc (lershe put off accepting that he was an immortal deity for a long time) and. was a big inspiration for yanya, naturally. these kids and people were giving him shit for being able to change shape into something that resembled an animal, but his uncle lershe can do it to, and HE’S a god!! so whatever!!

anyway so iq2 started off by all the characters running into each other in a little town in karnosea and some shit abt a cave off the outskirts of town getting ransacked by mercenaries or smth, idr

a little before then our DM said txeru and yanya were going to enter town together, and aria and karrina were going to enter town together, and we could come up w/ whatever reason why they’d end up together so txeru and yanya met first actually, just outside on town in a little tavern where they. probably got into a little scuffle just bc bar fights are fun. who cares. its fine.

its ironic bc right now, in game, txeru and yanya are fucking pissed at each other! and its great. the drama is clearing my skin. my crops are prospering.

basically txeru is a kasatha, an alien race not native to famia, and he’s come to famia trying to hide from two .. sort of alien police that’re after him for all the petty crimes he’s done. thing is, these two Very Specific alien cops are after him because. he kinda. was romantically involved with Both of them, one being his partner in crime and the other being of kasathan royalty–when he was backed into a corner and about to get caught he kind of ditched his partner and left the noble out high and dry so they’re both PISSED at him

they recently made their way to famia and found txeru, and after we TURNED TAIL AND RAN THE FUCK OFF from them, txeru explained his story

having his heart fucking shattered by ash, yanya kinda wasn’t super happy to find out txeru was a heart-shattering asshole himself!

so he DECKED HIM IN THE FACE and hadn’t spoken a kind word to him in like, a week

NOW they’re talking, it’s just. every word they say to each other is some variant of “fuck you” and atm we’re waiting for a boiling point to hit to see if they’ll kiss and make up or if they’re just gonna have to hate each other! 8) im so excited

meanwhile this entire time, we’re level 10 right now. so half way to the capstone level 20.

yanya still hasn’t formally revealed that he’s a kitsune to anyone in the group. but! as i said. the boy’s subtle as a brick thrown through a window. he’s slipped up enough times in his human disguise for just about everyone in the party to catch just a little something being off about him, but since most of the party is from artorias, away from the rarer races of karnosea, not everyone knows what a kitsune is

BUT we HAVE met a kitsune in game! madame fouxy (blame my dm for that name), but even then she only shifted from an actual fox shape to anthro fox shape, not to human shape. so they’re still unaware that kitsunes can even do that atm, meaning yanya’s ruse is hanging on by a thread lmfao

he’d just come out and say it bc he’s well aware everyone’s probably seen through him by now, but. it’s suppose to be a secret. knowing that everyone knows doesn’t make him wanna tell it, it makes him wanna convince everyone they’re wrong, even though they’re right, and he doesn’t like lying ,and if everyone’s already figured it out already, then he’s not doing a good job at keeping his own damn secrets, which freaks him out, and… etc

yanya’s favorite colors are red and blue, his favorite food is smoked rabbit, he’s 6′2″ flat on his heels in human shape, but he’s wearing stilettos bc he’s use to toe walking in fox-shape, which usually puts him up to about 6′4″, 6′5″..

he’s got a shit ton of muscle, and he eats a lot to keep up his energy! so he has his fair share of fat w a soft belly. he weighs probably anywhere from 250-300 bc im not good w weights lmfao

he has a total of.. 14 piercings, four on each ear, one on each eyebrow, two on his lips, one on his nose, and one on his tongue, almost all of which he got at the bard college lmfaoo

atm at level 10, he has 5 tails! only one spell-like ability from them, however, which is disguise self.

he knows how to sew!

he has a fear of mirrors and heights.

it’s less a ‘fear’ and more. he doesn’t like looking at himself in the mirror, practically can’t stand it when he’s in human shape. seeing his human face all he can think is “liar, liar, liar” because that’s not his ‘real’ face. seeing his fox face he’s only reminded how much fewer people would rather see him this way. if he has to, he’ll much prefer looking at his fox face, however.

AND I THINK..THAT MAY JUST COVER IT..if it’s not everything it’s Pretty close, and if i come up w anything new ur probably gonna see me draw it at some point LMFAO

#LONG POST #THAI TALKS TOO MUCH #YANYA INRUHAMA #OCS #IM #SO #SORRY

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How to provide proof of car insurance? I have been offered a generous stipend for graduate school. One of the documents they ask for is proof of car insurance. Does anyone know how I can provide proof of car insurance? (I know for a fact that my parents have bought car insurance). It would be helpful to know what document I should be looking for, what it looks like, is it just my AAA card or is it a form. Thanks a lot for your help!!""

""Health insurance question, very simple?""

Ok, this may sound stupid, but, for health insurance; we pay both the premium and the deductible, right? Or is it either or? Do we pay the premium every month and the deductible only once a year? Thanks a lot""

Vintage car insurance rates?

I'm 17 and looking to buying a vintage Alfa Romeo or something. Would insurance be sky high? Are rates higher for older cars that are classified as vintage?

Mandating health insurance?

I heard that HIllary and Obama want to mandate health insurance. How is that going to solve anything? People can't afford it, like me. Health insurance should be like car insurance, people pay their own way and if they don't have it they pay for their repairs or don't get fixed.""

How is the government going to make insurance premiums more affordable?

I keep hearing how Americans need more affordable health insurance, but I have yet to hear how they are planning to do this or what results we can expect. Does anyone know how they are going to achieve this for us? How much can we expect our premiums to go down as a result of the reform? Do you think it will be more than what we will pay in increased taxes?""

""I make $1500 and still live at home, is a $400 car payment plus $200 for car insurance too much ?""

I only pay for my cellphone bill which is $80 a month. I still live at home and i'm 20 years old. I will be making a lot more money within the next year. The car i want is a 2011 gti base model, which is top 10 in consumer mag for most reliable, practical, fuel efficient vehicles for this year. I want to drop $5k down which will be around $350 a month, but the insurance is $190 a month since i'm only 20. I've driven two used cars and they are just a headache and so i want to drive something fun, practical (4dr) and fuel efficient. Is this a good look?""

What does Santa pay in Sleigh Insurance?

What are the upsides/downsides to a LPG/Autogas conversion.?

With auto gas being roughly 60% of the cost of petrol, investigating a conversation is attractive but not if it is just simply an exchange of costs and the whole deal just is a contra entry. Much lower mpg , increased service costs, insurance, more wear and tear are just some of my thoughts. Also how does auto gas effect performance ? Hence what are your experiences (in the UK please), costs, regrets and pleasures concerning the topic.""

What is the name of place where I can go to pass some test of driving and get lower prices for car insurance?

What is the name where I can go to pass some test of driving and get lower prices for car insurance? I remember smb told me if I go there and pass test they will provide me documents allowing me to decrease my insurance for car. Currently cause I just got my license and had no any experience of driving, I am paying about $780 for 6 months. How can I go down on that price?""

Anyone know any good cheap car insurance providers?

preferably direct rather than compare websites. cheers.

Who's best for impreza insurance? i'm 28 with a clean licence?

full comp keeps coming back around 1000, on a 98-2000 wrx""

What kind of convertible can I get that won't be a sports car on insurance?

I'm looking at getting a car and I'd really like a convertible. The thing is that I can't afford the insurance on sports cars. So what kind of convertible that would be around 5000 dollars used (perferably 90's to an early 2000s car) would not be a sports car to the insurance agency. Or is there no way around that? And if it makes a difference I have State Farm.

Cheap insurance?

i am looking to buy a chevy camaro RS and i know the insurance will be high does anyone know how much it will be? if there is a way to get less then i will buy the Z28 which would be more because of the V8 right?

Can my car be on my parents car insurance?

Im 19 years old and im buying a car and would like to know if my car can be on my parents insurance. The car will be in my name only, my old car was in their names so therefore it was on the insurance. I have been under their insurance for the past 3 years. i would like to know if im able to be under my parents insurance.""

Jason wants to buy a car. He has $2500 in his savings account. He also needs to pay $600 for insurance. How?

Jason wants to buy a car. He has $2500 in his savings account. He also needs to pay $600 for insurance. How much can Jason spend on a car? A. c < 1900 B. c > 3100 C. c < 3100 D. c > 1900

Question about car insurance?

I'm wondering something about car insurance. I am a 17 year old male, (turning 18 in 1 month) and have been driving a 2001 Hyundai accent since October. I am insured with esurance, and have liability only. I have a clean driving record. My monthly insurance is $197. I am on my parents policy. When I first called to get a quote, (cheapest company for me) it was around 120 a month, but then they got the VIN number and of course it went up because it knew exactly what car it was. Of course car insurance is very expensive for a male my age. My question is that I'm trying to save money to buy a jeep wrangler this summer. Will probably be a year 1997-2003. I want to know about how much it would cost to insure the jeep. I hear mixed responses about the cost to insure a wrangler, iv heard it's expensive because of the high theft rate and roll over chances. I know of course I don't know how much it will be exactly, considering I don't have a VIN number for the jeep wrangler. I get extremely expensive quotes when I search online, and the are all completely off. My parents policy has probably 4 or 5 cars on it and I am excluded off everyone's car. My sister has been in 2 wrecks and 2 speeding tickets, which I heard makes my insurance increase also. Anyone who has a general idea about cost for me to insure a jeep wrangler, thank you.""

Any affordable health insurance for children in TX?

What decreases vehicle insurance rates?

What will happen because my auto insurance lapsed 2 months in Virginia?

We accidentally let our car insurance lapse for 2 months in Virginia. We paid the insurance company to get coverage again. What should we do with VA DMV? What kind of fine should we expect? Should I contact them? I'm mainly concerned about avoiding a suspended license.

Help on getting cheap car insurance for young drivers?

Can you get your Lexis-Nexis insurance score?

I recently got a quote for auto insurance, and the company said they used Lexis-Nexis insurance score - am I entitled to get a copy of this report for free? If anything on it is wrong, can I have it changed?""

Avg auto insurance for 18 year old?

i just got in accident and i won't be on my parents policy anymore i used to pay 350 for 6 months and thats a full cover now i am 18 year old male who got in accident only one car was totalled and no other cars were involved so whats the avg 6 month full cover auto insurance will be? i got some quotes and i got prices from 1000-4000$ for 6 months one more thnig the car is 2007 pontiac G6

Term Insurance or General Insurance?

I am thinking of insuring a member of my family. What would be an ideal choice? Going for a term insurance plan or general insurance? 10 points to the best answer.

USAA car insurance vs. Geico?

My husband is in the army, and he has been using USAA car insurance, and I have been using Geico. I am putting them both on one plan, and Geico is $300 cheaper a year than USAA. But does anyone have any experience of which one is better? He really wants to keep USAA, but I want to save $$ with Geico. I'm just mostly wondering if USAA is worth the extra money. Any help would be appreicated! Thanks! :)""

What happens if you got into a accident and have no insurance?

I was driving my girlfriends truck and got into an accident.. I didnt know she has no inaurance. The officer made an accident report then let us go. What happens next does she eventually get a ticket oe me. and is it criminal offense she ia crying cause she feels so bad. Does she lose her license or me cause i was driving? And who will get sued? Please answer all questions. If i had known she didnt pay her insurance i would have paid it for her.she is mainly worried she will go to jail

Who sells the cheapest auto insurance online? Thank you in advance.?

My auto insurance is almost $400?!?

Ok, I am a 21 year old female and I just bought MY first car. I got a 2012 Ford Focus. I've had 2 speeding tickets since I got my license years ago. Well once we got the car I got my own insurance as well. The lady told me it would be $380 a month for my insurance?! That's more than my car payment. I'm having a feeling that this is a little outrageous and I need some opinions on this. Thanks!""

""Car Insurance..if i go out of state, but my parents pay for the car insurance and i live in another state...?""

What i meant to say was..if i have a car, it is in my parent's name, and i move out of state, is it possible to still be covered by the insurance even if it isnt from the state it is being payed for in? or do i have to get insurance and the car changed to my name in another state? i hope someone understads. thank you for you time in reading this :) 10 points to the best answers! or lets say Correct answer!""

How much should I be expecting from my insurance accident. ?

Hi I'm only 20 years old and last year I was involved in a car accident were the girl turned and hit me ad made me run into a house. I was unconscious until I was in the ambulance and I went right to the hospital were they have done X-rays. I found out that my t-12 lower spine was fractured and I had a concussion. Now my career was working sheet metal and I was told due to my injury I won't be able to continue or else I'll get more injured. The accident was on may 26th 2011 it is no march 17th 2012 I only receive 300$ a month from benefits and I am l looking for a new career now and going back to school. I just did a MRI and I am seeing a orthopedic surgeon in a couple weeks. Now the girl that hit me had no isurance and invalid sticker. She pretty much ruind my life but it happens. I am going through a lawyer here in Toronto suppose to be the best. I'm still in very much pain hurts everyday can barly stay still for no longer than a couple hours. I am doing physio. I was wondering how much I should be expecting. I heard that I sue my insurance cause se doesn't have any, then I go sue her? Is this true?""

Best car for cheap car insurance England?

i'm looking for an affordable car for my first one i'm a 19 year old female, i''ve checked a 2001 ford ka 1.3 and it was the second cheapest one for insurance which was 1500 the only thing putting me off is my friend had one and she said it guzzled petrol :P which i think she means it wasted petrol, the cheapest was a fiat 500 the insurance was 1300 but i really can't afford one so just want a cheap run around until i've saved up enough to buy a new one, does anyone know any affordable cars max price 1500 with cheap insurance thanks!! oh and if anyone has had a ford ka do you recommend one?""

""My car insurance, can i still pay monthly?!?! HELP!?""

my car insurance got cancelled because I missed two payments but, I always gave it to them on the same day I missed it. Anyways, I cannot afford to pay the full amount up front! its $2000! I need to pay month to month! does anyone know a car insurance company that will do this for me? I live in Canada so I need a reference for here.""

""Motorcycle with no License, Insurance, or Registration. ?""

I have a coworker that rides his bike without insurance, a license, and a suspended registration. He's under the impression that, at worst, he'll only be fined. What are the possible consequences if he is stopped by a police officer in the State of California or Oregon?""

Ques about auto ins and traffic school in Los Angeles

I just got a ticket for a California Roll..(not complete stop at stop sign)...To do Traffic school it's gonna cost me around $130-$140 dollars...Would it just be cheaper or the same amount of money if I just don't go to traffic school and let my auto ins go up a lil. By how much is my insurance really gonna go up for that, especially when my driving record is otherwise fantastic.""

What is the cheapest auto insurance i can get?

i got a v8 mustang, the insurance per year is 2,300 im 17 male""

""Which car insurance companies are the cheapest in New York State( queens, new york) in particular?""

I just bought a new car and am hoping to get car insurance and register it. I am curious what the cheapest companies are. I just got a quote from Esurance.com, and am curious if there are other cheaper companies. I am 22 and have a bachelors degree and a job. I want to insure a mazda protege hatchback. Please let me know what your experiences have been.""

I need health insurance?

I am a 21 year old women, healthy.. And I am in need of health insurance that wont cost me an arm and a leg. Does anyone have any suggestions.. I looked online, and every site suggested that united health one.. Does anyone have,or has had this insurance. Thanks""

I am buying my first car and I want a 2005 scion tc how much would insurance be ?

I am 18 years old so I'll probably have my parents co sign if that will help me have lower insurance.

Health ins. companies can't deny people for pre-existing conditions. Should the same be true of car insurance?

I ask because my car has some pre-existing problems: 1. The brake pedal only works about 1/3 of the time 2. The engine is currently on fire How can these greedy car insurance companies declare that my car is unsafe to drive?

How would car insurance companies benefit if the driving age was raised to 18?

And would insurance cost less? please show sources if you can

What are the cheapest car insurance companies in NJ for a new driver above 21 years old?

About how much money a month do you think it would cost a 16 year old to get a mustang gt ?

Including insurance and how much do you think the down payment will be

Question on car insurance and speeding ticket?

I was driving my friend's car and got a speeding ticket with 4 points (later reduced to 2 points). I didn't have my friend's insurance or my insurance in the car, but the officer let that one go. The car was from another state, and my license was from a third state. How will this affect the insurance rate? Also, I am under 21 and do not have my own insurance (I am under my parent's insurance) Additionally, is it possible that this could affect my friend's insurance rate? Thanks for the help.""

How much is no fault insurance?

I want to get the cheapest insurance, How much is no fault insurance in Michigan""

Does anyone know of cheap health insurance in north carolina?

am a father of two and my wife has her and the kids covered under her policy at work. I have not had insurance in over 12 years! I need low cost health insurance and I have heard of plans under $100. I obviously never get sick, and dont mind a high deductible. I really need a low premium and a semi low RX cost and co-pay/ doctor visit (just in case). Any help or suggestions? Thanks!!!""

""Whats a good, less expensive, insurance for a younger driver?""

i'm 19 and have had my liscence since i turned 16, i have a clean driving record and even got a perfect score on my driving test 3 years back. My car's been under my dad's name for the last three years but i plan to move out soon and want to switch the car into my name. does anyone know of a good, less expensive car insurance that would be affordable, and not have high rates just because i'm a younger driver.""

Help on getting cheap car insurance for young drivers?

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-much-would-insure-17-year-old-nissan-navara-pick-up-teddy-george"

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