#what if Merle highchurch interacting with John Gaius is fucking prime real estate too

[thatgirlonstage]

The two nickels situation that is John Gaius and John AdventureZone (if i had a nickel for every guy named John who started a cult and then destroyed the world and killed everyone in it because his nihilism got way out of hand and he believed Only He Could Fix It so then he resurrected everyone in a new form to try and take another run at getting the concept of life right this time except as an unintended side effect the universe is now being eaten alive, I’d have two nickels, etc) has given me the thought what if Merle Highchurch interacting with the Ninth House and god. God. The sheer number of brain bleaching bad sexual innuendos he and Gideon would go through in their first five minutes of interaction