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[sunny-porridge]

Warriors knew very well about the Disappointed Stare that Time would use to smite the younger Links’ chaotic tendencies or to call out someone’s irresponsible behavior.

Of course, he did!

He himself had used it numerous times during the War, after finding himself warding two prank-positive young heroes, a guileful purple merchant, a mischievous shadow imp, and whatever Tingle was.

As so, he was well aware that the Disappointed Stare could neutralize an entire Link for up to 180 minutes, although it seemed to have a particularly strong effect on Twilight.

It was for this reason that Warriors was not surprised to find sheer terror in Twilight’s eyes in response to the look they were seeing on Time’s eyes, something far more dangerous than the infamous Disappointed Stare.

Oh, this was so much worse.

It was rarer even than the mythical Proud Dad Look.

It was a secret, more complex third thing, that Warriors had privately feared since the first time he saw it.

It was a look that sent a chill down his spine. It spoke of incoming, impending, inevitable disaster.

The Gremlin Gaze.

They still couldn’t talk about what happened during the previous Gremlin Gaze incident.

But whatever Time was planning right now, well…

It would not end well for his victims.

[aphverse-confessions]

i feel like i'm the only aphmau fan who doesn't like the modern myct community.

like fuck those white boys. fuck dream fuck george fuck wilbur fuck tommy fuck those pasty losers.

and yes i know jess is problematic too but at least jessica has never said a slur on stream or groomed one of her fans 💀

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[birf]

[hauntingmiser]

Everyone I want to show you my masterpiece....

I give you....

Rattlesnake!Maruki !!!

He go ssssss

[lxndonorris]

the stubble is back???

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[maccamania]

Has anyone done this yet?

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[hauntingmiser]

happy late zenkichi awakening day!

Here's him as a wolf

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[julnites]

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!