#what having a million f/os does to a bitch

[strawberry-selfships]

blorbos who have been spinning around in my head as of today: edie mccredie, del boy, harry zidler, the first doctor, j. jonah jameson

[emotionalsupportgoblin420]

I have like 50+ f/os lol so Imma just do the one I'm hyperfixating on rn: Tf Rid Sideswipe.

📱 - What I have him as: My Bitch. What he has me as: Autism Creature.

🌹 - "I will never leave your side. Never in a million years."

🎶 - DJ Got us Falling in Love by Usher

💍 - I 100% want to marry him! He is the love of my life ♥️

☕️ - (So to add some context for this one, my s/i is a shisa that knows magic and transform into a cybertronian and transform her cybertronian friends into humans. I just feel like that was important to clarify lol.) I'm a frappuccino/iced latte girly all the way. He likes coffee with caramel in it but sometimes he indulges in a pink drink (as long as I promise not to tell Strongarm)

🍓 - I LOVE cakepops. He's not a sweets guy but he does like these mini quiches at this one local cafe.

📺 - Anime and cuddles (We're both very clingy tho, he won't admit he is lol)

🐾 - I have a crow familiar and a few pokemon partners. He really gets along with Petunia, my Vigoroth, which is surprising as Petunia doesn't like most people.

🩷 - Just the basic nicknames. I mainly call him honey, love, and babe. He calls me babe, sweetheart, and small fry.

🫂 - He always does through cuddles, listening, and words of comfort.

🍿 - HxH, Sonic X, Rottmnt, Monkey Kid, Lupin the III, and Spy x Family.

Selfship ask game!

📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?

🌹 - If you could say anything to your F/O, what would it be?

🎶 - What song reminds you of your F/O or your relationship?

💍 - If you and your f/o aren't married, do you have any thoughts of marriage in the future?

☕ - If you and your F/O went to a cafe, what would your drink orders be?

🍓 - After your drinks, would you order desserts? What would you order?

📺 - What's your favorite way to relax after a long day?

🐾 - Do you and your F/O have pets? If you don't, would you want pets?

🩷 - Do you and your F/O use any nicknames? What are they?

🫂 - How does your F/O comfort you when you're upset? How would you comfort them?

🍿 - What movie/show would you enjoy together?

Reblogs are okay! I would love to see people do this with their f/os ♡ have fun!

[cryptidsandcatacombs]

all the words for Ouma

I’m putting phantasmogorical last cause that’s gonna get nsfw reaaall quick and yes Ouma is aged up to over 18 thank you very much~

endive - if, under the circumstance, you were able to treat your f/o to a single, beautiful day without a budget, what would it consist of?Honestly, probably just a grand ol time. He’s a pretty fun guy to begin with, so I’m pretty sure I’d let him take the lead cause whatever he has planned is probably more spontaneous and fun than whatever I could come up with. To be honest, it’s one of the million beautiful things I love about him.

limerance - gush about your f/o, no limits… but the catch is, gush as if its a message directly to your f/o.

Ouma listen you may feel like shit a lot of the time and think you deserve to be alone, but you’re amazing you know that. You got a bigger heart than you think you do and you’re so fucking smart it’s unreal. Honestly, you think you’re scum, but anyone who loves to make people laugh as much as you do can’t be that bad at all. I honestly really love how fun you are like 110 percent of the time. You’re always doing your best to strive towards what you believe is the best conclusion even if it doesn’t always come across that way and it may not seem like it, but you’re a pretty nice guy in my opinion if not rough around the edges. You’ve come so far as a person and I’m proud of everything you are and what you’ve become. You make me smile a lot and I love you with all my heart. Please remember that you’re worth everything to me and you think you deserve to be alone, but you don’t. You’re more amazing than you can ever imagine Ouma and I’m proud of everything you are~

au courant - describe in detail or provide an image of your favorite outfit your f/o has worn. if they only have one outfit, find, draw, or make an outfit collage online of something you’d like to see them in

God I really haven’t thought of anything specific to be honest. I guess seeing him in an Assassin’s Creed cosplay would look amazing on him cause well it looks amazing on anyone. 

ubiquitous - how popular is your f/o in the fandom? do you think the fandom treats them well?He’s the kind of guy people love or hate. I don’t know exactly how popular he actually is to be honest, but I guess I can say he’s pretty up there. 

foofaraw - do your chosen aesthetics line up well with your f/os? meaning, if the two of you were to say, decorate a home, would your chosen styles clash or compliment each other?I would say it does to an extent. I think they would compliment each other very well if you ask me. I’m into a lot of blacks reds and purples and he’s into a lot of purples whites and blacks so ye.

fanfaronade - what would your f/o say when bragging about you to others?I heard he talks about me all the time and he says how handsome funny and smart I am and how I’m the best thing to ever happen to him and how amazing I am and how much he loves me, but come on Ouma really??? I’m not that good to be honest.

 ineffable - describe your f/o in only aesthetics. you can make a moodboard, or perhaps describe them with colors, songs, scents, unique words (; no explicit or literal details, if you can help it. be indirect. paint a picture.Full moons, sunsets, Clockwork Orange, gothic clowns, ghosts and other phantasms, the void, a diamond in the rough. 

serendipity - how did you first discover your f/o, or your f/os source material? how did you feel when you first saw your f/o in your source material? Honestly, it was when an ex friend of mine got into it to be honest and started talking about it with me. Given that I had heard about it years before but I thought nothing of Danganronpa. I decided to watch it cause it seemed interesting and I think one of my friends really wanted me to check it out to talk about it for an au we were doing. Either way, the universe has a funny way of pushing you where you need to be I think and i think the universe finally pushed me to see it at last and it’s been something amazing that I love and adore. Ask @ampersandies here. I always end up spending a large chunk of my money on Danganronpa merch at every con I go to.

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phantasmagorical - what is your favorite fantasy involving your f/o? this can be either sfw or nsfw, but please specify.God uuuu a lot to be honest. I get the feeling Ouma is a kinky bitch and I pray to God that’s true cause let me tell ya a lot of the fantasies I have of him is being a kinky little shit. Just getting rough with me and staking his claim of me as his cause he’s also kind of possessive but I don’t if he actually is, but that’s just part of the fantasy.

Honestly, it’s all part of the thing where I want to be possessed by him and I want all of him to love and adore me. I don’t know I also love the idea of him being kinda yandere but that might be just because I’m a sucker for yanderes. That he just sees me as the most beautiful thing in the world and that he’s in awe of me. Like how much does he love me and want me really??? How possessive is he??? These are things I wanna know personally.