#what does it even mean

[frownyalfred]

so eye in the sky chapter 8 drafting is going well

[sau-cen]

get yourself a man who can do both

[bottlecap-joe-spooky]

Man he really likes those apples. Must feel nice just crunching through all that red stuff. Kinda fruity ngl.

Versions (and the iconic apple interview) under the cut

Though, it would be even better with white frills on it.

It's SO fruity even his daughter knows about it

[honeyflower-bellybower]

I have this Doors live record that I really love and one of the tracks is Close to you performed by Ray Manzarek instead of Jim Morrison. Jim introduces this event in his charming drawl, saying "I don't know if you realize but you're in for a special treat tonight! This only happens during a full moon night. The last time it happened grown men were weeping, police officers were turning their badge in," etc etc and it's absolutely hilarious and I adore it.

Anyway all this to say in a band AU Sirius would 100% be Jim Morrison and Remus would be his Ray.

[evilscuderia]

When your teammate wins after a surgery vs. when your teammate wins his home grand prix. Charles Leclerc, they can never make me like you.

quick question why can't you just post this on your blog instead of using mine

[nerdsandqueens]

While I've had dreams quite literally with Ghilan'nain's crest in it, no other evanuris symbol haunts me as much as Falon'Din's.

Freaky ass triceratops bullshit.

[wiltedprayers]

i hate this fuck ass username fr if i was a stronger woman id change it but im not. so just know if you ever think wow that's one ugly handle that i agree wholeheartedly

[livelaughlovefootball]

is #baby waby just the gavi tag now or what because 80% of posts about him are tagged that

[furryprovocateur]

i think the lamest line in all of bojack is "when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses, all those red flags just look like flags." holy hell what a stinker that one is.

[finn-is-in-the-house]

r u ever on pinterest reading tumblr shit and then a curse word is blurred n suddenly the post doesn’t make any sense

[eelhouserock]

“proshippers” for shit like hannibal is fine. proshippers for shit like kuroshitsuji are not fine. there are differences. there’s nuance here. but there are also freaks here. so i can’t help yall

[riverkingmarley]

Sychosama wanted to be a hero but they immediately gave him a kill order when he told them his stupid and hard to spell name.

[everylittlepiecelove13]

if anybody has any thoughts I am very interested in the specific “I downloaded baldurs gate 3 for astarion but am now obsessed with Gale” pipeline

[lizardmonet]

“rest in power” is so cheesy and lame idc idc

[eresia-catara]

my latin literature book talking about the relationship between Eurialus and Nysus using every word except lovers like:

[bobfloydsbabe]

Just had a dude message me on Hinge saying he’d eat me top to bottom if I was closer to his location. It was his opener.