#what do you guys think 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[lcverwrites]

sometimes I think about turning the lovers into a full on series, with an oc and everything...like i've already picked out a faceclaim and made edits for my two little babies 🥺🩷

[leclercdream]

maroon

this is part 2 of maroon

✮⋆˙ when carlos breaks reader’s heart, lando is ready to mend it

✮⋆˙ ex carlos sainz x singer!reader | bestfriend lando norris x singer!reader

✮⋆˙ warnings: cheating, carlos is an asshole, slut shaming

✮⋆˙ tofi talks: thanks for the love on part 1! one last part coming soon x please ignore dates

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yourusername: my new album GOOD RIDDANCE out march 27! presave in my bio 💜

this project means a lot to me and i hope you love it as much as i do. i can’t believe this is my first full album!!

i also wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the love you are giving to MAROON 🍒 i wrote this song at 3a.m. in my best friend’s room, crying my little pisces heart out and accepting that sometimes letting go is for the better. i never expected it to get big, it was just an outlet for me, so again, thank you a million times!

this one is for you, you know who you are.

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landonorris: woop woop landonorris: i’m so incredibly proud of you landonorris: please let me listen to the whole album :(

yourusername: not yet 🤍 lilyzneimer: babe CAN I? i just know a few of these are love songs. oscarpiastri: me too please x yourusername: sending u the link for tmr!!! user1: WHICH ONE ARE LOVE SONGS!????yourusername: i don’t kiss and tell x user2: BITCH ALDNWNS

maxverstappen: P is so excited to hear it!

yourusername: i will send you the link to the early listening party 💜

user3: carlos liking this 😥 the audacity this mas has user4: why is no one talking about the last part guys, is it for lando? carlos???

user5: its not always about them u know?

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landonorris: can’t wait to see you tonight landonorris: you look beautiful yourusername: lan 🥺 thank u love, got pretty for u!!! landonorris: i’m giggling and kicking my feet landonorris: think about what i told you yourusername: i already said yes lan 🤭

oscarpiastri: why is lando blushing? what did you do? yourusername: lol yourusername: he asked me out on a date and i said yes? 👉🏻👈🏻 oscarpiastri: KALSW SUAVW YN!!!! oscarpiastri: sorry lily took over oscarpiastri: that’s amazing tho, told you he likes you! yourusername: don’t you think it’s too soon? after everything that happened? :/ be honest oscarpiastri: nah, after what carlos did you are allowed to move on. plus if you listen carefully to your songs lando and you are long overdue yourusername: thank u osc 🤍 please take carlos out on the next race yourusername: kidding!!! (not) oscarpiastri: at your service (kidding) (not)

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lando.jpg: yourusername just finished the first leg of her tour looking beautiful as ever. in honour of new year’s day being played today you can have that picure we took drunk at said party

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user1: i thought this was a yn post lol

user2: the second picture i’m screaming!!! the fact that she was dating carlos at the time yet she always looked at him like that 🥺

user3: slut behaviour

oscarpiastri: i’m so normal about this

yourusername: my favorite photographer ever 🤍

yourusername: glad you could make it tonight!! let’s get a podium tomorrow so we can go home and rest

lando.jpg: yes ma’am

maxverstappen1: Did you do it?

landonorris: yes maxverstappen1: What did she say? landonorris: yes maxverstappen1: 🤝🏻👍🏻 user3: what is this user4: they have such a weird relationship i swear

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yourusername: highnobiety thank you so much for having me! martietomanova shooting with you is a real rare joy. link in bio if you wanna read my interview taking about silly things and my new album! view 923 comments

user1: my jaw is on the floor

user2: lando must be loosing it rn lol about to risk it all

oscarpiastri: you are correct user2: nooo dont expose him lol

landonorris: asdjqenxf

landonorris: WHAT IS THIS

landonorris: YN???????

landonorris: please pick up the phone im so in love with you *deleted*

landonorris: GORGEOUS GORGEOUS WOMAN

landonorris: stop looking at her PLEASE im going insane

landonorris: you are the most beautiful human being on this whole world

yourusername: 🤭🤭 im blushing yourusername: see u soon? landonorris: YES landonorris: im picking u up RIGHT NOW landonorris: i would risk everything for you *deleted*

user3: anyone else saw lando’s deleted comments? boys down bad haha

user4: i love how as soon as she broke up with him he started showing he likes her lol long overdue

last part coming soon

taglist: @evie-119 @landossainz @noneofyallsbusiness @ladyblablabla @likedbygaslyy @softiecaro @1655clean @willowpains @lightdragonrayne if your name is crossed out i couldnt tag you

[lovelykei]

The return of HQ as boyfriends on instagram part 7 I think?

Haven’t done these in a while 😳 hope they’re still fun🤩

Tendou | Hinata | Akaashi

Tendou:

The summer was coming to an end which meant Tendou was moving soon

Which is not very cunty fierce diva of him🙂

Anyhow that’s how you and the rest of the third years found yourself at the beach🏖️

“You’ll be fine y/n you’re moving in with him next year when you finish school”

“Okay semi you’re gonna eat tomorrow so you can skip out on the bbq today” 😒

It had been mostly a normal day until it hit you that this would be the last time in god knows how long where you could all hang out like this 🥹

“Tendou always like his meat damn near raw” “Yn-Chan I’m not dead” “Sometimes it’s like I can hear his voice” 😭

“Sugar you don’t need to cry it’s just me”

“What’s that supposed to mean you’re my everything”

Now tendou is crying and you’re both just wailing in eachothers arms

“OKAY👏🏻 let’s take pictures” semi quite frankly was about to rip his hair out

“Babe pick me up so we can take a cute beach picture”

He picked you up alright, in a very tendouesque way but honestly you wouldn’t have it any other way🥹

Hinata

“Let’s go watch the new marvel movie baby”

It was a thing you both did, you were both busy with club activities but when a new marvel movie dropped? fuck club activities

On the way home shoyo kept kicking and throwing his hands around 🤡

“I totally look like captain America like this” no you don’t Ofcourse shoyo 💗

One thing led to another and you ended up setting up your phone to record the two of you as you played around street fighter style

He kicked his foot up pretending he was gonna kick you which made you catch his foot and make him fall flat on his back

👁️👅👁️ suck on that special move “I won”

He laughed and yanked you down so you were on top of him so you did the only sensible thing you could do and kissed him 🥴

“W wE’rE IN PUBLic”

He pulled you down ONTOP of him and now you’re the indecent one for kissing him?? 🤠

His face looked more like a stop sign and you could probably fry an egg on it considering how hot it was 🥴

“One more” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Your boyfriend was the cutest little mf in the world and so you obliged and kissed him over and over

Akaashi

Everyday you thanked god, your lucky stars, fate and everything else that had made it possible for you to bag the man that is Akaashi🤩

So when you found yourselves on a nice romantic beach date with bokuto you took all your chances to dote on your boyfriend

“Keiji you should take of your shirt you’re sweating” 😏

“Keiji you’re gonna burn let me put some sunscreen on you” 😏

“Keiji can I lick every drop of water off of your body to dry you” okay no that one didn’t happen sadly 😔✊🏻

Later that night when you had all gotten dressed bokuto left to go buy some drinks

Keiji was holding you in his arms “I have to say your tactics have gotten better”

“👁️👄👁️?”

“You managed to undress and touch me without anyone suspecting anything” busted

“I have no idea what you’re talking about”

“GUYS IVE HAD ENOUGH STOP LOOKING TOUCHING AND FEELING EACHOTHER AND LOOK AT ME” I guess you’d been busted by both of them 😳

[readyforthegarden]

Ooh 6&17 with Josh or Sammy please? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 hit me with your best shot!

6. "are you really so oblivious?" & 17. "for years i have yearned for you, in secrecy and silence."

Weeell we're going with JOSH!!! We're gonna have some jealous Josh and suave Danny mixed in here bc i'm a brat and sucker for making them green jelly beans. Crystal I hope you like it!!

"Danny!" you laughed as the tall man pretending to dance up on you from behind, you leaned forward, trying to angle yourself away from your tipsy friend. "Go away!"

"Come on, dance with me!" Danny whined, taking your wrist in his hand, gently tugging you towards the bars small dance floor. "You're the only other person in this group with rhythm." you sighed, looking into his pouting face and knocked back your own drink, letting him drag out you.

The bar wasn't one the group of you would typically go to, it bordered on a club and played more contemporary and dance music. Danny and yourself didn't mind, but the others in your group preferred more dive bar vibes.

Danny grinned as you started dancing with him, his hands on your hips. You followed his lead, moving with him and music and losing yourself for a little bit. It felt good to dance, and with a guy who knew how to do it, too. After a while, you noticed Danny glancing over your shoulder, back to the bar.

"What, what's happening?" you moved to look but Danny stopped you. You gazed at him in confusion, but he just smirked.

"Josh is glaring at me right now." Danny informed you. "Like, he's trying to murder me with his stare." you furrowed your brows.

"Why would he do that?" you asked Danny, as the taller man wrapped his arm around your waist, pressing you into him tighter.

"Are you really so oblivious?" Danny stared at you in disbelief. "Josh has a major crush on you."

"What? No!" you shook your head and rolled your eyes.

"He thinks it's secret. That nobody knows, but it's not hard to see it when he shoots daggers at anyone who gets too close to you." Danny explained. "He's in love with you."

"If you're teasing me, this isn't funny." you scowled at Danny, showing him how unamused with his joke you were. You'd always harbored feelings for Josh, falling in love with him like you would a warm summer day. Every time he smiled at you, laughed at a joke, even called your name for the most mundane reason, you felt the tingly heat of the sun spread across your skin in the most delicious way.

"I'm being serious." Danny persisted. "Here, I'm gonna turn you around, and when I do, peek at him. He's absolutely raging." Danny did as he said, spinning you around and pulling yourself back into him, continuing to dance with you. "Look now." Danny whispered in your ear. You glanced up towards the bar, and caught Josh clenching his jaw, indeed staring daggers at Danny. His eyes darted over to you, and you watched the soften for a moment, then he completely averted his gaze, sipping his drink and putting his attention back to whatever bother was talking louder.

"He was staring!" you turned back around, eyes wide.

"Have I ever lied to you?" Danny chuckled. "Now, you should go dance your way over to him, and take his ass home with you."

"Danny, come on."

"I mean it!" Danny protested. "I might be a little tipsy, but I'm not blind. You and Josh have been so in love with each other since you two met." he put his hands on either side of your face. "Go get him." Danny turned you around, nudging you back towards Josh. After a few moments, you walked over to the bar, wedging yourself between Josh and Jake as Danny came over and engaged the younger twin in conversation.

"Hey," you leaned over, near-startling Josh.

"Hi," Josh greeted you tightly.

"Do you wanna take a walk?" you asked. "I'm too hot from dancing and don't want to go outside alone."

"Why doesn't Danny go with you?" Josh asked.

"I don't want him to, I'm asking you." you replied. Josh's cheeks reddened as you held his stare.

"Sure," Josh moved from his bar stool, leading you out of the bar. As soon as you got outside, your entire body was chilled. The late night air was brisk against your skin, causing goosebumps to rise on your flesh. You and Josh walked in silence for a little bit. You wanted to bring up the crush, but what if Danny was misinterpreting Josh's looks? What if Josh was looking at someone else on the dance floor, not you and Danny?

"It's colder than I thought it would be." you broke the ice, chuckling under your breath. Silently, Josh unbuttoned his long sleeved shirt, exposing the white long sleeved shirt underneath. He fluidly slipped the button down off and draped it over your shoulders as you both continued to walk. The spice of his cologne invaded your senses, and instead of the warm fabric easing them, it only created more.

"Better?" Josh asked softly, watching you thread your arms through the sleeves.

"Yeah, thank you." you smiled at him. You picked at the hem of the shirt as you walked, building up the courage to say something, but Josh got there first.

"You look pretty tonight," he complimented, giving you a soft smile. "Beautiful, actually. I like what You've done with your hair, the uh, the curls, waves.."

"Oh, thank you." you blushed, wanting to giggle and scream as he reached over and helped you pull your hair from under his shirt. His fingertips brushed against your neck and you fought back the shiver he drew from you.

"So...you and Danny?" Josh drew his hand away, tucking it into his pocket.

"Me and Danny what?" you raised an eyebrow. Josh shrugged, looking anywhere but you.

"How uh, how long have you guys been together?"

"Josh, I'm not seeing Danny." you informed him. "We just danced together."

"Oh...yeah," Josh sighed and you weren't sure if it was disbelief or relief.

"I would have rather been dancing with someone else, if I'm being honest." you mused, glancing at him from the corner of your eyes. His head whipped over to you, staring curiously.

"Yeah?"

"Well, I would have rather danced with you." you let the words tumble out of your mouth quickly, ripping off the proverbial bandaid. Josh stopped dead in his tracks.

"What?"

"I would have rather been dancing with you, Josh." you said again, turning to look at him. "Josh since the day we met I-" your words were cut off, Josh's hands cradling your face much like Danny's had, but Josh was pressing his lips against yours. You melted into his embrace, grabbing his sides and tugging yourself closer to him. When he pulled away, he rested his forehead against yours, biting his lower lip before speaking again.

"For years, I have yearned for you," Josh murmured. "In secrecy and silence, because I couldn't believe that you would fall for someone like me."

"Someone like you?" you huffed a short, giddy laugh. "Josh I've been head over heels since the first moment you said my name. There is no one else I've ever felt this way for in my entire life." you kissed again, this time you initiating it. Your arms wrapped around Josh's broad shoulders, and he put his on your waist, backing you up against the wall of the building next to you. This time when you parted, Josh gave you a sappy smile.

"Let me take you on a date, buy you a drink, a car, a house we can build the rest of our lives together in." he insisted.

"That's a lot, Josh. Right now, I'd rather have a greasy fast food cheeseburger." you whispered with a laugh, your heart flipping at the idea of spending the rest of your life with Josh.

"Okay, we'll start with a cheeseburger, then we'll move on to forever, okay?"

"Sounds like a plan, Josh."

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

may I request a fox and bun headcanon🥺👉🏻👈🏻

YES YOU MAY!

But why do just one? I’M SENDING PLENTY YOUR WAY

Fox and Bun (Primis)

One night, you both went to a restaurant date together. The same place had open mic night. What you hadn’t expected was for him to be brave enough to go up just as you were both ordering dessert. Edward dedicates a song to you, the song in question being The Way You Look Tonight by Frank Sinatra. He actually did an incredible job! It was a miracle he wasn’t shaky on stage. “Oh no, I was terrified. If I messed up even one note I would never forgive meinself! After all, you only deserve the best.”

Spring date at a botanical garden. The two of you walk about during mid-May to savor the abundance fragrance of sweet wisteria in the air. You sit by the Peonies and have a small picnic lunch. A butterfly gracefully lands on your shoulder and he takes a picture to remember it fondly. Another butterfly lands on Edward’s nose. It made him sneeze

He’s crafted you your own weapon. Just in the case the apocalypse was to happen again! It’s a Mark II Raygun with the name Julia engraved on the left side in silver cursive. He also has a resin necklace of a daisy with your name in it in case you weren’t going to like the gun

You know how you stress over Edward’s well being like him leaving the house without a coat on in late Autumn? If you did so much as cut your finger a little by mistake, he’d throw everything aside to take care of you. You WILL let him clean it with antiseptic and bandage it and kiss it better

I think he would be a good teacher. Not just gushing over miscellaneous science topics to you, but he would teach you German a little bit at a time. His goal is to have you fluent enough so you guys can flip between languages whenever. The look of fear on Dempsey’s face will be so satisfying!

He knows how it feels to be lonely. It feeds into his introversion at times. But when it happens to you, Edward will go to the ends of the Earth to bring you warmth. “Anyone would be a fool to put themselves in the position to lose you. I feel as you deserve better than I could ever give you. But there’s no one else who feels so right for me as you are. Julia, I promise to be the one who will do anything to help you remember this. It’s the absolute least you deserve. I love you.”

[pussy-stunted]

BIBBLE X Y/N🥺🥺💦🎀😍

Warnings: bdsm, Dom sub relationship, pegging, dark romance, abuse, murder, mafia, drugs, violence, weapons, pregnancy scare, incest, use of the word daddy.

About reader: pronouns pussy/pop/xan/ney/cra/yon.

Kinky slut who likes the peg little furry creatures who are in the mafia.

Kinks: knife, fur, handcuffs, breading, crying, slut shaming, age difference (bibble: 57 reader: 12), scwirting from male, ass eater, tip percing, denial of orgasam, daddy name.

It was a dark and very stormy night in the bibble dark scary gloomy deadly mansion, you walk up to the mansion in hopes of pegging bibble in that furry little rum of his. You knock three times, BANG, BANG, BANG. As you bang on the door all you can do is let your thought think of banging bibble and queefing as he eats your ass. The door opens but bibble is no where to be found. “Bibble” you (s)cream “bibble I need that fur rod of yours to impregnate me, I don’t care that your my daddy, I know mom has forbid us of seeing each other but I don’t care I fantasize about that tight bum hole of yours.” He walks down the stairs, in only his undies. “Y/n my darling, young, youthful, wet, slimy, daughter. I miss you and your ravishing bum, please I beg for your presence to be in my ass.” “Yes daddy” we moan out in our rich young British accent. “Now bend over my sugar plum” bibble Command with that deep sexy rough voice. We bend over showing off our peppa pig undies. “Oh! You wore my favorite-“ but he is quickly interrupted by my wet loud queef. “Oh my! How lovely” he smells it. “And don’t you just smell delicious my youngling.” As you get tired of his yapping you remember that you’re not a girl but a dashing man. A dashing young man with a third leg! Due to this new information you’ve remembered you turn around to your daddy, “daddy” you say “take of you pantys, NOW!” You yell at him tired of his chatter box. He begs for mercy but you pull out the third leg and slap his with it. “NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME DADDY. THIS IS MY MANSION YOU ARE MY SON” you decide to pretend that you are daddy and it turns bibble on quite a bit. “Yes young boy” say bibble taking of his now drenched white tidy whities. You grab his fur and yank on it, he moans “good” you say as you turn him around and bend him over smacking that vulumsious sylocon ass.

To be continued…….

A/N: guy🥺👉🏻👈🏻 this is my first fan fiction on my fav hot mafia daddy. I hope you like it I’ve been dreaming of this very story and just had to put it on paper, if you know what I mean. I know it’s not every day some one likes bibble but I’m here to change that, I love him. IM SO IN LOVE HE WANTS MEEEE. Anyways, don’t bully me im sensitive to words🙏🏻🥺.

Bye😍🎀🩷😝🙏🏻💦🥺🍆

[dynamite124]

Hello!

I hope not bothering you but I felt compelled to ask some questions about your guy Taliesin (he looks fabulous btw and judging from your answers to other asks he seems quite sweet). Please forgive me if I'm repeating any questions that have been asked before.

How exactly does the LDB meet him? In the trailer it looks like he was injured...does the Player save him from something/ someone?

He is or was Thalmor and well...they aren't very well regarded because, you know, they're basically Fantasy Nazis. Does he carry those extremist views? The whole "Altmer are hot shit and anyone who worships Talos is a deluded heretical cultist" thing? Surely not to that extent? I did see that he was curious about other races, does he have any specific dialogue for Nords? I'm pretty sure Thalmor Justiciars have dialogue about wanting to enslave all Nords. What does he say? What about Talos? Will he say anything if you bring him near a shrine of Talos? Especially ones that you find in the wild where the Thalmor have massacred the worshippers/ priests there. In fact, what is his whole stance on the Thalmor/ is he still part of the group?

Does he have any specific dialogue about you being Dragonborn? Does he react to any of the DB's dragon friends like Odahviing/ Durnehviir/ Paarthurnax etc? I think it was kinda hinted at that he doesn't like how Delphine treats the DB, or was I reading too much into that/ reading it the wrong way?

Overall he seems very nice, if a little insufferable (meant affectionately). Is he very affectionate towards the Player at all? If I could get Skyrim mods then I would get him and the other Custom followers. Unfortunately I'll just have to watch his tag like a hawk. Maybe you could post more videos of him? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺🥺

I'm sorry for writing so much, I'm just so interested rn. I'd love to hear more about him.

Taliesin has a bit of a "First he's sour, then he's sweet" personality. He's still a smug Mer who's not afraid to tell you how he feels, but he won't openly try to hurt feelings.

I've been waiting for a list of questions like this! (cracks knuckles)

So funny you should mention that Shrine of Talos where people have been killed....because that's where you find him! He got injured in the scuffle and is in a state of shock to heal himself. You'll have to push a bit, but eventually he'll let you help him.

2) So Taliesin's stance on the Thalmor is complicated. He was raised to fear and obey them, joining their ranks was considered a true honor in his family. He doesn't agree with their views, but he follows because that's what is expected of him. Disobedience often resulted in 'reeducation' or 'punishment missions' and he's gone through this a few times. When he's with the player, he's able to drop the act and be himself, he's able to ask questions he's never been allowed to ask. However, some old habits due flare up from time to time, he'll pride himself on his pure Altmer bloodline or huff and remake on why the player brought him to a temple of Talos. But his dislike for Talos is different from what the Thalmor think.

3) The only time Taliesin refers to the player as Dragonborn is during the Main Story quest. A lot of players (myself included) often like to do playthroughs as someone other than the Dragonborn, so I'm keeping it ambiguous for how he refers to the player. He has a lot of respect for Paarthurnax, he views Paarthurnax as a kindred spirit. A being who rebels against his true nature, much like how he does against his home and race being in the Thalmor. And yeah, he does NOT like Delphine at all, especially after sending the Dragonborn into the Thalmor Embassy.

4) I think affectionate is the right word for it. He respects the player after they've helped him, despite him being a Thalmor and them, his enemy. He likes to tease them on occasion as well, such as if you go visit the temple of Dibella or just the Main Story quest in general. It's an amusing ride for him and he wants to see it all!

I can make another video showcasing more of his personality. Maybe a compilation of him being an insufferable jerk! XD

[abstract-dxddy2]

i just thought up this fantasy about you and i can get it out of my head ~

We're at a party, and i'm wearing something a little revealing and you can't keep your eyes off of me. but bc of this clothing. other men are noticing and your getting protective, so you make sure to come up behind me when im chatting with my friends or especially when i guy comes up to us to try and chat, and you grab me by my waist and bite my neck, kiss my cheek and walk away.

this has happened a couple times now and you can't take it anymore and come over and tell me that we're leaving, i happily oblige bc i can see that look in your eye and im already trying not to squeeze my thighs together bc of it.

you walk us to your car and you can't keep your hands to yourself. squeezing my waist and my ass and kissing my head and my neck. i'm already trying not to moan or squeak as we get to your car, and you pin me to the passenger door and kiss me so sweetly and light, but then you end it with a hard bite to my bottom lip and a tight squeeze to my neck whispering in my ear " i'm going to fucking ruin you, praise you, and overstimulate you until you can't walk when we get home" and without another word, you let me go and open the car door for me, buckle me in, and then get in yourself.

you start driving and it's about a 20 minute drive back to yours.

you rest your hand on my thigh, swirling innocent circles with your thumb and squeezing, and hiking your hand higher and higher, just close enough to my pussy and i bite my lip wanting to let out a whine but i don't. you can see me struggling.

"what are you thinking about Angel?"

i try not to look at you as i answer "y.. you know what i'm thinking about"

"mmm but i don't unless you tell me"

you brush your fingers over my pussy, and i squeeze my thighs tighter together.

"cmon princess, use your words"

i bite my lip and look down, and you take that opportunity to take my chin in your free hand and make me look at you. "tell me baby"

"i... i wanna..."

"hmm?"

"i wanna make you feel good"

i proceed to look down at the obvious bulge in your pants, and you understand. "then come here princess"

I do just that, those sweet nicknames giving me the courage i needed, unbuckling and climbing half way over the center console and unzipping your pants to pull out your hard cock.

"it's okay baby, just go slow okay?"

i lick your tip, already beaded with precum, and then shove you half way down my throat.

"fuuuuuuckkk angel"

I have more i just know this is already really, really long so 👉🏻👈🏻 lemme know if you want me to keep going 🥺

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Holy fuck, I’m flattered 🖤🔪you really thought this all out didn’t you? 🥵❤️‍🔥

[pinkestpurple]

What a man what a man what a mighty good man

I'm already into season 3 so this is my season 2 reaction, at somepoint i stop reacting bc i started doing bracelets while i watch the show, so, yeah, enjoy what i have

1x02

The soundtrack is so good, if Ryan Murphy knows what to do is musicalize a tv show

Okay but if was necessary to introduce Eddie with Whatta man? (Mateo of the future: yes it was)

Jsjsjsj you are kidding, Buck see it as competition?? You are the other father of his child

Hen leaving aside her indignation about the calendar to bother Buck, i love her

What you mean Buck realize he is bi in season 8, if this is how Buck see it now that he "hates" him i can't imagine how bad is going to get

Buck don't fuck your sister, Deancoded even with that /j

If my sister doesn't talk to me for 3 years i asumme she is dead, how you didn't look for her??

No Athena twitting a tv show, this is about me??

Eddie faces when Buck is doing his macho thing 😂😂

Eddie tells Bucks he is good handling pressure and Buck is like "what??me?? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻" at least pretend you aren't into him

Mr. April!! Hen is such a good friend, i want at least two episodes about her, please

2x02 

Christopher! The cutes kid alive! I think dogs know that we are diferent species, they are very intelligent

If Buck hasn't a firefighter he could be a monsterhunter, we already discussed this, Buck is Dean Winchester

Second episode and Buck and Eddie are already join into the hip?? Okay

All cops are bastards and this counts for Athena

Maddie doing her job as she cries, relatable

2x03

Buck taking Eddie to look for Chris?? Why is Buck there? Are they already dating?

The two earthquakes episodes are so good!! I love them

Hen is my favorite character of the show,is she considering leaving?? A quitting the job arc?? (Future me: i though this bc of how she was watching the bold kid family but no it was a will we get a second kid arc)

2x04

I get his last name is Diaz, has the episode need to start with a bolero? Jsjsjsj

Girls trying to flirt with Buck and Eddie? understandable, but no one flirting with Hen?? Unacceptable, she is the hottest one

Buck asking Eddie why doesn't date is Buck trying to flirt with him i can't read this any other way

Eddie taking Buck to a family emergency?? Insane, so you are boyfriends now

Gringos know that una tia latina can have another name than Pepa??

"Your ex gringa" jsjsjsjs muy de tia, but ma'am your nephew is the everyday american man poster what are you saying 

I love Chris is the cutest kid ever and the show knows it

No, why they meet like two months ago (idk this show timeline) and they are already marry??

I understand why buddie shippers are insane, episode four since we meet eddie and this two are like this

(Sorry for the shitty screenshots, Disney is a bitch)

BOYCRUSH

"She got her life change and all i got is the trauma" jsjsjsjs Chimney you are so funny this season

After i though what a funny episode a guy dies bc a escalator got him, what a nice show

Carla!! I hope a black person got into the writers room bc i swear to good

2x05

It makes all the sense of the world that Danny and Athena kids are friends

Okay the racist guy, how this is executed idk if theres a black writer on the team, feels too on the nose

I really like this episode, especially the Hen B plot, love her, love her struggles.

2x06

And we are back to shipping, Buck assuming Maddie talks about Eddie?? What you want from me show

2x07

I thought Chris mom was dead..... okay, SORRY

"I needed someone to had my back" How this is not a direct parallel to 2x01 when Buck and Eddie say this to each other C'MON

2x08

They putting down a horse is so sad, i think i will have my period soon bc everything on this show makes me cry, the whole thing with Maddie too

I love how the show handles themes and parallels, the whole haunted thing, as a halloween episode but also as the living gosths we have of our pass, love that.

Also love the parallel of Abby leaving the house not knowing who she is and Buck doing the same!

Someone do an exorcism to that house.

2x08

The episode just started and i am crying i love Buck

Maddie and Chim being good at karaoke is just a detail that does nothing, but is so fucking cool!! Of course they are good at being together

"To restrained" and the most obvious scene is next

Jsjsjs i think she is using Buck

The old couple story??

WHAT YOU MEAN BUCK REALIZE HE IS BI IN SEASON 8 and not at the end of this season that it could make so much sense???

Bc what was the old men story for if not to set up Buck with a man??

2x09

A Hen episode!?? Yes PLEASE

The fact the finding herself and what she wants to do is also tie to Hen stop trying to be so femmem, yes girl, burn that wig

Tommy!? Bucks Tommy? Well now i undestand some comments about him

So funny that they are using Twilight so you know what year is it

Chimney always trying to help Hen!!

I love that the message is you can't do this alone, you need people than helps but also that understands

Yes, fuck that captain, some people can learn, and will, the people who doesn't, fuck them

Love Hen, i undestand her so much better, know i need to know who her and her wife meet

2x10

Buck with a little girl!! He is such a father (pls someone get him pregnant)

Chim really trying not to fuck it up with Maddie is precious

I got to the elf girl thinking Buck and Eddie are the fathers of Chris, give me an explanation to put that scene in there if is not gay!

But seriously, eddie back with his wife but not really sure what to do with her, buck in this discovering himself arc, the whole old men couple, c'mon c'mon, how, how, how is not gay, and why are this two not cannon??

2x12

I love to learn more about Chimney

How the flashback just bleends with reality is such a cool thing to do, i love this episode

Also i love how in all of the beginnings theres someone how extent their hands and helps the new one, because they will never be where they are if wasn't the a kind person willing to help

2x15

I didn't like this episode to mimicky for my taste, but i understand, at the beginning i thought this kind of reminds me of my favorite tv show Los sinuladores, and if i had the opportunity to make an 911 episode could be 100% trying to squeeze an simuladores reference there

..........

Well this are my reactions after this i start doing other stuff an also working, i have a job, shocking.

My final thoughts are, i like the Bobby Beginnings episode, but i don't think i learn something new about him.

Carla still bothers me, she still doesn't have a life outside of the white chracters like they could have show her family in the eddie party.

Hen, Maddie and Buck are my favorite characters you know is going to be a an amazing episode when they focus to one of those three.

Also i didn't love Bucks romantic think this season, bc it didn't go anywhere, he had 2 kind of girlfriends that i didn't bother to learn their names and thats it. He should date men, right now. But whatever, i hope he gets a life outside of being a firefighter, that boy needs to get a little healthier.

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

VERY CLOSE TO THE END NOW. Am about to leave Onomichi for the last time when I keep playing, so next post will probably be me reaching the ending. I'm very scared.

I'm very glad we found Yuta alive and... physically well! I knew my bestie Lo wouldn't let me down and kill Yuta 💅🏻

I totally understand Yuta's logic here. But I do think there should have been an attempt to negotiate before taking such drastic actions. Then again, Yuta was probably still in shock about... everything that's happened and come to light in the last 24 hours, so I don't blame him at all for acting irrationally here.

I keep seeing Kiryu in all these Hirose family guys. I just really wanna know what Kiryu is thinking and feeling; he's had his own patterns of behavior and thoughts thrown right at himself this whole entire game. I can see Kiryu doing this exact same thing for his loved ones.

I was expecting like... a diary page or a grainy photorgaph something, so this SD card ot whatever kinda threw me off. I know we're in modern times, but it still caught me by surprise for some silly reason.

Also... RIP, KING. You were great 😔🙏🏻

One of the scarier bosses this far imo. It's always the ones with calm expressions and relaxed yet confident demeanors that make me feel intimidated. Especially if they're older.

......

Hmmmmmm.

...Nah.

Osaka Castle with the ninjas, traps and tigers still takes the cake for me when it comes the WTF factor. This one came VERY close, though.

Hehe, oopsies :3 Sowwy, we were just being a bit silly 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Nah but fr here, what. I'd recommend having a whole lot more security and a lot more guns here next time. I know it's Kiryu, but if a man in his late 40's to early 50's with a few helpers managed to get to the "most classified military secret in Japan", y'all have issues. This L is deserved.

YET ANOTHER PARALLEL TO KIRYU AND KAZAMA. Damn. They're really hammering it in. And the whole conversation of "is it alright for us not to hate him? is it okay if we cry about losing him?".. OUCH. What I wouldn't give to be inside Kiryu's head in these moments...

One of the coolest tattoos in the games this far. Might actually be my #2 fave, not sure. Definitely going in the TOP 5 list.

Props to Tsuneo for actually going for it. If I received this order, I'd be starting my new life under a fake name, across the atlantic, the very next day. No way I'd ever be caught even looking at Kiryu wrong in this universe.

Hm. What a weirdo. Thanks for the warning, I guess. And for not trying to kill Kiryu. You still suck, though. But I do wanna study you - very closely.

[mystery--mist]

So.... What did you do think on the first Sins from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss so far?

And were you still waiting on the other three Sins?

People asking me for opinions about my fav shits?? 🥺🥺🥺 💙🩵💙🩵💙 Sorry, I always get excited cause I don't usually have Asks >7<Uu

I really love them!! Sins are my fav characters from Hellaverse together with my Hazbin husbands :"3c Honestly, my only favs from Helluva Boss (Bee in special)... I am not interested in anyone else from that series sadly 😔 but good gay drama.

In fact! I am doing the Official Standees Collection about the Sins!!! I wish there was one of Lucifer ;w; but I will get the other 6 Sins eventually. Satan is the next 😎

I guess my top Sins right now:

Lucifer

Beelzebub

Mammon

Asmodeus

So far!

Nothing against Asmodeus, really! He is a truly cool guy, I love his sexappel, his personality and healthy relationship with Fizz 💙 But "villain" code characters are my shit so Mammon is above :"D

Damn let me ramble about every Deadly Sin kinda 👉🏻👈🏻

❤️ Lucifer, even being the leader and King of Hell, I actually love him because of his personality. So goofy, expressive, extravagant, also a caring and lovely father despite his depression and absence with his daughter. He is so... special and childish! I love childish people! 🐤 (Don't confuse with unmatured). People say he is autistic (?) Dunno, not for me, but I can see he is very hyperactive person :") He is a really amazing person, father and surely husband. My faith in Lucifer is blind and strong, guys 😔🙏🏻 I wish him the best. Ofc I love his designs as well, so handsome and sexy short king~ He is my only Hazbin husband who is not a villain, hello?

💛 Beelzebub is my queen 👑 🐝 as I said, my top fav character from Helluva. She is very outgoing, pure happiness and passion for her illusions and stuff like Lucifer. And pretty please, I couldn't understand people complaining about her design, I fell IN LOVE with her design!! Outstanding Bee-Fox demon! I like the mixing of canine with insect details. All the fan-redesigns didn't convince me at all, I wasn't very into full insect Bee demon, dunno, boring personally. For me, the current official Queen Bee is perfect for me :") I need to draw her one day yet eeeek- Also, it's a good plus her VA is Ke$ha, i also adore that singer X) I wish Bee appeared more in the series... I really miss her, she has pure good vibes...

💚 Mammon the motherfuckering Mamonazo (Spanish word joke). Yeah, luv that fat Christmas tree 🎄 He is charismatic and silly. He is also a true piece of shit and boss abuser ^^ yeah, very "villain" code for me, kinda similar to Valentino. Yeah, dunno, I love assholes like them :") And his Australian accent is fun and cool, sexappel to the accent 😭💚 like Spanish Valentino gjdjgjdskdn Accents are sexys, ok?? Can't wait to see him again in one of the future episodes :"D I want more of him so badly! Especially cause I enjoy the rivalry between him and Asmodeus 👀👉🏻👈🏻 When Sins battle? I love seeing Sins interacting with each other!

💙 Asmodeus the great fuzzy Ozzie aaains the Lust in person (literally). He must be the sexiest, in male and female form. I love the vibes of Asmodeus, I understand he wants to keep an image as King Sin of Lust but he is a marshmallow in private with his partner Fizz. Proud of him, he puts his lover over his public image at the end, but I'm sure there will be consequences for the poor man and I feel bad for him ;w; I also wish him the best. Such a loving partner, I would love an Ozzie in my life even if I am asexual 🥺😭 That daddy pls~ dat design~ fjdinfkeng ok enough horniness here. Although I must say he is a bit 🤏🏻 overprotective with Fizz in the episode where he is kidnapped together with Blitzø

And about the second question finally

Yeesssss!! I want all of them!! I'm hyped for their special episodes!!

I don't care if I don't know how the next Sins will be, I will simply take them and love them as they are uwu. In fact the silhouette of Satan (?) already looks rad and menacing 👀✨🔥🔥🔥 Can't to see him in full view~

And about Leviathan and Belphegor, no idea how they will look but I am curious about Belphegor, the other female Sin together with Bee :"D All males except 2 fndjfn. Also I wish with all my strengths they all interact together! I want them like a big Sin family scene :") with a lot of drama like in every big family lmao. I would love Charlie could interact with her uncles and aunts honestly ;w; for me it's tender, and Lucifer too... Sins are my world, I love them with passion as the big dysfunctional family they are :")

Actually, I have thought of drawing a big Art piece with the 7 Sins together before anyone else does it 👀 if I have them all drawn already and i only have to add the left ones to the canvas, I will be the first hehe~

Well sorry for my big ass ramble!! >~<💦 I love fangirling and talking about my hyperfixations and nobody usually ask me anything so I get hyped when someone comes to ask me stuff 👉🏻👈🏻

Thanks for the ask, Anon 💕

[mercurygray]

‘lucky’ and ‘chocolate’ for my love molly please? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Kind Anonymous Friend, this got a little spicy. I hope you don't mind.

He was sleeping on someone's lap.

It was a very comfortable lap, to be sure - Floyd Talbert considered himself something of an expert on the subject and this one was very good. It helped that he'd slept like the dead, and coming out of a good sleep never hurt when one was considering the quality of pillows and beds. The sunlight, on the other hand, was a different story - outside the window it was fully and frankly morning now, and the light was doing a number on his head, which was aching a little after last night's drinking. Someone's hand was resting gently on his head, as if to keep the hair out of his face, and he turned, trying to see who it was.

Whoever he'd been expecting, it wasn't Molly. She was propped, almost awkwardly, into the corner between the bed and the wall, sitting upright with her head lolling to one side, sandy brown hair coming loose from its ties. Floyd sat up a little, squinting, and trying to make sense of it all.

He didn't get very far in his thoughts before his bladder reminded him he'd had a lot to drink last night. He practically rolled off the mattress before finding his feet, and stumbled out into the corridor to find the water closet.

Pressure relieved, and more of his senses returning, Floyd did up his fly and returned back down the hall, trying to put the previous night's puzzle back together. This was Molly's bed, in Molly's room, the one she was sharing with Billie. Billie wasn't here.

Did we…but no, they couldn't have. The first few buttons of her shirt were open, but apart from that they were both fully clothed - though someone had done him the service of taking off his boots, and hers. And I was drunk, Tab thought to himself. Too drunk for that, anyway. He remembered making a pass at someone, though he couldn't quite remember who- had it been Molly?

"What did you do, Mol?" Tab murmured to himself. Made sure you didn't sleep outside last night, you lughead.

A cloud passed away from the window, and the sunshine lit up the room again, touching Molly's hair with gold. She was pretty like that, with her hair coming loose and her buttons undone. Had she always been that pretty?

She'd always seemed…off limits, to him. He'd been lucky to pass high school, and there she was with her BA and her Latin phrases and even guys like Webster struggling to get a word in edgewise. Smart, in all the ways that counted, and still able to give him just the kind of look that said Now, Tab, are you really going to try that? and mean it.

How many times in Aldbourne had he snuck home from Morgan's farm and found her up early in the Sergeant's mess? "I'm not your keeper, Tab," she'd say over the top of her book, mildly amused, but it was clear that she didn't think much of him or his flings, even as she covered up for him more than once.

Well, that was old news. They'd all been easy-come, easy go - that was just the way of it. Anna, Violet, Celia - but Molly had been constant.

Had she really always been this pretty? The realization was haunting him, and he sat back down on the bed, as gently as he could, brushing the hair away from her own face so he could see her better, caress the outline of her ear, the line of her jaw.

Her eyes opened, and he stopped. She looked up at him through heavy lidded eyes, adjusting to the morning light. "Are you trying to start something, Tab?"

Her voice cut through him like a bayonet, and he realized he wasn't sure he knew. "Do you want me to be?" You might be the only one I've asked.

She sat up, thinking a moment, and then leaned forward to kiss him, a soft, gentle thing that got heavier as she moved away from her corner, her lips sweet like chocolate and wine. "Yeah," she said softly.

And how could he refuse?

[moonhoures]

📰 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐄: 𝐔𝐏𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒!

literally me rn 👆🏻

anyways, hello my loves! i’m here to give you some updates on where this blog stands and is (hopefully!) going 🤭

first, what the fuck happened? 🫣

it’s been pretty much exactly a year since i dipped from this account (again). i’m sorry about that. i got a little overwhelmed and frankly just didn’t feel motivated or excited to write for a long time. i tried writing a few things (and got a little far tbh) but i just wasn’t satisfied with any of it. i even had a terrible moment or two where i got very close to deleting this account entirely but i decided against it as i’m really proud of some of the things i put out, and i would’ve been really sad to see it go. i also love all of you very much and appreciate everything you guys have done for or said to me, and i would’ve felt really guilty taking this blog away from you guys. so i promise i won’t be doing that any time soon!

second, first love 🥰

i’m sure most of you have seen my teaser for first love part 5 by now (which, yes, will unfortunately be the last part for the series 😓) but!! i have like 1 or 2 small things i plan on posting before hand to keep you guys fed since it won’t be posted for another month or so. i’ve been working on it as much as i can for the past couple months, but i do work basically every day so i can only write so much 🫤 but yeah, that’s how first love is! i’ll explain some more on it when i can!!

third, asks/messages 💬

i’ve gotten so many sweet messages since i went MIA (a little under 40 😭). i’m sorry to keep all of you waiting, but i promise i’ll try to answer them soon! i did get some negative comments about my absence and such, but i won’t be answering any of those publicly. i don’t want to feed into them. i understand i’ve done this multiple times & it’s annoying, and i apologize for that. writing is a big passion of mine (as is interacting with all of you!) but it can get draining running this account sometimes. i’m trying my best, and i appreciate your patience with me. i’m definitely undeserving of it.

fourth, also! ☝🏻

i have decided that from now on i will not be taking requests. as much as i love writing specific stuff that you guys want, it does give me a little anxiety. so i will only be taking very limited requests for drabble games and stuff like that in the future. i hope you guys understand 🫶🏻

i also decided to delete my twitter account (well, it kind of got hacked? i think? idk i had trouble with it and basically can’t get back in and don’t want to create a whole new one) so i wont be answering asks with twitter links anymore for this reason.

fifth, comebacks?! 🤩

i’ve recently tried to catch up on some of the comebacks i missed. txt’s temptation ep, monsta x’s reason ep, enhypen’s dark blood ep, and skz’s 5 star album have been in my rotation lately and i love them!! (duh) so if any of you want to stop by my inbox and fangirl over them with me i’d absolutely love that 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

lastly, a thank you 💌

thanks to all of you that continued to follow me, leave likes/reblogs/comments, and message me while i was gone. you guys truly don’t understand how much your support for me means. like i said, i was close to deleting this account all together, but i decided against it, and it was largely because of you. i decided to keep writing because of you. re-reading all of the precious comments you’ve left me on my older work motivated me and inspired me to continue writing first love which sparked my joy again. so, thank you. i also hope some of you read this and it encourages you to leave love for other writers like myself. you could be the one that changes someone’s entire outlook on their account and keep them going. at the very least, you’ll make their day 💕

also, thank you for 4,000 followers??? um what the fuck??? i’ve never had so many people supporting me, i’m actually losing my marbles rn please help me find them??? (that was such a lame joke, okay i’m going to bed soon 😭🥱 ily bye)

i love you. i love you. i love you. more content is coming soon. promise. 😚💗

[onlyjaeyun]

ZADIE LOVE AHHHHHHH i kid u not i was on the edge whenever i saw ur wc update literally went "OMG OMG ITS HAPPENING" am i ready to actually start reading? no ill never be but i am also soSOOO invested in what happened between hoonyn i HAVE TO BRACE MYSELF

ok enough yapping and onto to the actual chapter 👉🏻👈🏻 im actually gna start crying yn was probably the sweetest little girl ever surrounded w her loving family im so happy she had her maternal aunt at the very least 🥹 she even saved up money to get her brothers' gifts she's so precious 🥺🥺 NOOO LITTLE HOONYN WERE LITERALLY EACH OTHERS CONSTANT SUPPORT IM SO BROKEN 😭😭😭 THEY WERE TOO PURE TOO GOOD FOR THE CRUELTY THAT IS THE WORLD

yn's gift is in a little box? a jewellery mayhaps... STOP OMG HOON'S HER SECRET SANTA!,!/&;&&: SKDJAKSJS (icb they nvr gotten each other b4 tho 🧐) WORLD PAUSE SUNGHOON WANTED TO DO WHAT NOW?:!/& someone hold me i feel faint. we've COME SO FAR IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO BAWL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 "not only show you how over the ongoing war between you two he is, but also one he could use as a way to maybe win you over again" IM IN TEARS. THE WAR IS ENDING 😭😭😭

im actually so proud(?) of hoon for accepting his feelings like to go from saying the meanest things 24/7 to a person to actually admitting that you still want to have that person around takes alot of courage and he has my respect for that!

ok so he chose a sentimental gift... A SNOWFLAKE NECKLACE?:!/$ MAYBE?? 🤔 IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO START BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS WHY AM I SO NERVOUS 🤕 HE FAWKING WROTE HER A CARD IN JAPANESE. yep im out. 😭🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭 STOOPP ITTT HE GOT HER A RING W HER MOTHER'S BIRTHSTONE?:!/!/ IM ACTUALLY IN TEARS THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOO PRECIOUS IM GONNA START BAWLING he's so 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 & yn now knows its from hoon 🥺😭🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹

THE FUCKING DOORBELL. THE FUCKING WITCH. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER IM GNA FUCK HER 🆙 !!!!!! no but can we talk about how yn stood up to her MY POOKIEPIE MY LOVE 🥹 she's so strong for that ❤️‍🩹 & riki n hoon 🥹 coming in to stand w her 😭 hoon just standing behind her supporting her, ready to step in anytime ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

oh im soo fucking that bitch up im filing my nails as i type rn im gna scratch her face and no one can stop me. its the fact riki still calls her mom and she goes and do shit like this. i just cant phantom how people like her call themselves parents. yn making that decision whilst she was still so young 💔 no one really should have been in that position in the first place

i know uve alrdy shown us this part in the wc update but it still HITS ME SO HARD "of all people in this world, it was your hands he had put his tiny heart into because he knew you’d always keep it safe and protected, only for your absence to scar him forever" im actually broken. & OF FUCKING COURSE ITS THE FREAKING WITCH THAT HAD SMTH TO DO WITH THE LETTER NOT REACHING HOON.

ill say it time and time again but the friendship dynamic u create in everyone of ur fic is so precious and beautiful 🤍 all of them will fight and stand by each other through the darkest of times 🫂

ive actually teared up reading this chapter 🥺 this was everything, u always amaze me with the ideas u have and the way u execute them 🤍 this chapter was worth its wait <3 i truly enjoy reading every single update and idk what else to say other than thank you for sharing the masterpiece that is cold hearts with us all 🤍🤍

have a very very good night zadie <3

oh my sweet souled lia 🥺

thank you SO much for this ask. i never know what to say when you guys send me messages like these because im just baffled by how much love and attention and support you guys not only send me but my characters. i think it's safe to say that i will keep this so close to my heart. it's such an honor to receive such amazing reactions to the things my characters experience and ik im rambling but like, seeing you all so invested in this smau makes me so happy and im so grateful for everything. thank you baby. i love and appreciate you so much 🥺🤍🩷☀️💐🌷

[damelucyjo]

Let’s spend some time with Little Lasso!

Episode 8 - We'll Never Have Paris

Oooh this is a cool montage

Haha angry Rupert 🖕🏼

Yeah, that’s not a happy Ted 😕

How are neither Jake nor Michelle incredibly awkward over this?? I feel awkward just watching them!

It’s nice that Ted & Michelle can joke and pretend he’s not there ✌🏼😂

Uh oh, awkward. Again.

Okay, so the red & blue magnets are gonna mean something, right? Because we’re sure the matchbook does

Prince Henry 🫡 Nice one, Mae

(They are some sad English Breakfasts, I’m sorry)

He doesn’t need to know, nor care, what you are, Jake!

Big piece of cereal making a come back! Does Ted know there are 100s of other cereals available or…?

Ted, why would they bring Henry to you for the weekend if they were just going to fly back to America?? Come on, dude

Oh poor Ted 🥺

YYEEEAAAHHH!!!!

Of course Keeley thought she’d have to play 😂

Show off your ‘girlfriend’. Sure, Jan 🫠

‘Does he need another fake niece’ 😂 Keeley, please never change!

Nate, keeping tabs on Richmond 🥺

Okay, I’ll say it again and again but JADE & NATE ARE CUTE!!

Of course he shaved and showered 😂

Fiona Apple 😍

Oh poor Keeley 🥺🥺 Juno making me want to climb into the TV and give her a big hug

Will making a game out of getting Henry to do his work for him 😂 well done, king!

The guys at the window 😂

I like how none of them ask him why he’s asking where they’d propose. They just answer 😂

Also Beard’s answer made me audibly say ‘aww’ 🥹

ROY KENT ASKING IF HE WANTS TO TALK?! My baby’s come so far 🥰

Or maybe not 😂

Jeremy’s run 😂😂 oh that got me!

Welcome new pup, Trent 🫡

“I’m her ex-husband, not her current father. So, no” 😂

Roy wanting nothing to do with these meetings but always listening from his desk and getting involved anyway 😂 love to see it!

Beard is done with your bullshit, Ted. So is Higgins! The guy ran down and up stairs for you! HE’S GONNA HAVE LEG CRAMPS IN HIS SLEEP, TED! DO YOU NOT CARE?!

The pointing 👉🏻👈🏻 😂

‘You should find out before you flip out’ sound advice there from Higgybottom! 👍🏼

‘Woof’ PROTECT TRENT CRIM WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!!!

Nate trying to have his own diamond dogs meeting 🫣 The poor boy really thought Rupert would show up 🫣

‘Love Hounds’ 🫠

‘Never let them know how you feel. It’s very expensive’ Disco, you’re fun 😂

‘Are we in trouble now’ poor Roger 😂 he must get ‘told off’ a lot 😂

BISCUITS!! BISCUITS!! This is not a drill 🚨 🚨🚨

Rebecca, channeling her inner Hannah 👀😂

The boys playing with Henry is too adorable! (I wish she’d gone to the window to see it, though)

Look at these two, talking like a married couple🫠

‘The Eiffel Tower is just a lamppost with a publicist’ 😂😂

Oh, he pulled out a ‘Rebecca’. That means he’s serious. And she knows it with how quick she agreed to help 🥹🥰

There’s a whole discussion to be has here over whether she really did call a PI like he asked, or she just said she would because she knew it’d calm him down enough that he wouldn’t continue to spiral so bad 🤔

That smile at the Oscar Wilde line was totally Hannah trying not to laugh 😂

His sad little high-five to the tree 🥺 (you can’t convince me Jason didn’t do that because he knew how much Hannah loved his ‘high-five tree!’ from season 1)

I want to believe Barbra wishes she could say more to Keeley but feels like she can’t. I think they’d have a great friendship if they allowed themselves.

Juno is absolutely breaking my heart with all this. Just give her the awards now 🥺🥰

Jamie’s Lynx collection 😂

The fucking Sun 🖕🏼

Colin with another ‘joke’. In reality he’d be called out and accused of being gay for how much he makes these jokes

Rebecca deleted Candy Crush from his phone, for sure 😂

‘Fuck yeah, 24601’ 😂 I love how varied these boys are! Of course they’re fans of Les Mis

All these guys questions are brilliant, but O’Brien’s got me 😂 that’s gross, mate!!

It’s absolutely wonderful how they all completely switch as soon as they find out Keeley was one of them 🥰 Like it didn’t seem like a real thing until they found out how close to home it hits (but Issac only wants them to protect themselves, even though we all know it wouldn’t even be a thing the other way around because they’re guys and Keeley is a girl 🫠)

Will, what kind of picture you got to get a reaction like that from Jamie?! 😂

(I know story wise it had to happen like this, but why did Issac follow Colin out of the room? As close friends he surely should have trusted that he’d do what he asked??)

Listen here 📢📢📢THAT IS NOT A MAN WHO IS ANGRY HIS FRIEND IS GAY. THAT IS A MAN WHO IS ANGRY HIS FRIEND DIDN’T FEEL LIKE HE COULD TELL HIM 📢 📢📢

Keeley, baby, why were you taking topless photos for your teacher at 15?? 🤔 Rebecca’s reaction is exactly right

This whole plot point for Keeley is coming directly from Keeley Hazell and the line about choice solidifies that for me.

If anyone could change society it’d be Rebecca Welton ✌🏼

Just the fact she has to ask if she should be ashamed or embarrassed is heartbreaking 🥺

Alright Nanna, put your glasses on 😂

‘Just think of how many young women you are going to teach how to masterbate properly’ 😂😂😂 Oh, Rebecca. We all need someone who praises us instead of making us feel like we should be ashamed 🥰

Queen Rebecca humping her parents furniture to the point it had to be reupholstered 😂 I’d expect nothing different! Then blaming a non-existent dog is just *chef’s kiss*

‘I’ve got you’ 🥹🥹🥹 this woman is so maternal it actually hurts my heart she does t have a child

Poor Richard 🫡 😂

It was going so well Roy! Why did you have to ask her that?? 🫣 I’m disappointed in you, grandad 😕

Jack is all over the place. Having already watched the episode I know what is coming up, which makes this scene very important. I like her less and less every time I see her now 🫤

Of course Barbra is a party animal! Now I need a girls night between Barbra, Keeley & Rebecca 👍🏼😂

A Marcus Rashford book 😍

Totally unrelated but TED’S FLAT HAS AN UPSTAIRS?! I’m so confused 😂😂

Another cute call back to the kid Henry was bullying with them now being friends and starting a band 👍🏼 And a lovely little nod to Jason with the drums. Well done

Ted delicately trying to ask Henry questions about Michelle & Jake only for him to be asleep. Happens every time! 😂

Aww, they text each other goodnight and good morning 🥰 ADORABLE!

(I wonder who else does that 👀)

Fair enough for cancelling it, but why do these people never communicate?! Drives me crazy

So Jack doesn’t really care about Keeley. Am I the only one getting those vibes??

Fuck yes, uncle Beard! Love to see his & Henry’s relationship.

Okay but why do I want to see Beard, Ted & Henry at a rave now 😂

It’s actually incredibly sweet that he wants to go watch football. That’s his dads life that he doesn’t really get to see properly for himself. Of course he wants to actually witness it 🥹 Henry, you’re a good egg

Angry Beard having to stop at home first because of course there’s no question that they’re not going to that match. I LOVE THIS LITTLE FAMILY 🥰🥰🥰

Beard being at a West Ham match is full Richmond gear. YOU, SIR, ARE AMAZING!

So is this showing that Henry probably spent a fair amount of time with Nate when he was there the first time?? Or is he just a sneaky little shit who wants to mess with him!! 😂

These two would be incredibly cute if I weren’t so suspicious of Jack 🫣

Yes, be all over her until someone you know is around. Then refer to her as your ‘friend’ 🖕🏼 RUN KEELEY!

(I also recognise this Alyssa girl and a quick search shows she was in Downton, so maybe it’s from that 😂)

That’s a little strange for Rupert to text that to Nate 🤔 Surely he wouldn’t actually care???

I love Mae’s commitment to hating West Ham 🫡

‘You think I wanted to fucking be there’ 😂 of course not, but you’d do anything for your nephew and we love you for it, sir 🫡😂

Sidebar: Rebecca’s kitchen is gorgeous. Just like it’s owner 🥵

At home, comfy Rebecca is delicious, too

Unconsciously correcting his mispronunciation is terribly wifey behaviour, Rebecca 👀 You two aren’t fooling anyone anymore

IT’S NOISY!! TISH CALLBACK 🤔

‘You think I’m nuts’ as she’s munching on nuts, I mean…

He likes The Beatles because Ted does 🥹🥹

Uncle Beard is amazing 🥰🥰

I challenge anyone to listen to this song and not ‘ na na na na Hey Jude’ along 😂

It’s important that Ted has this conversation with someone, but I think it’s incredibly important that it’s with Rebecca. Yea, it is my Tedbecca loving heart saying this but whatever

‘You need to stop letting yesterday get in the way of today, Ted’ just like I’ve learnt to do! Yes, we’ll done, Rebecca 😂

She told you she couldn’t do it so why are you still going on about the statement, Jack. Put your listening ears on, woman!!

I’m so proud of Keeley for sticking up for herself! She shouldn’t feel ashamed for it and it’s disgusting that another woman is telling her that she should! And she’s telling her to her face that she cares more about what people think than her ‘girlfriend’s feeling. Bitch, bye! 🖕🏼

You don’t need her Keeley! You need to spend some time alone for a change!!

Subtlety showing Nathan doesn’t care about winning anymore. Nicely done 👍🏼

He’s evolving, guys! I’m excited!! I need him to rip into Rupert before he leaves, though

‘I love your smile. I like to see my boyfriend happy’ THEY’RE SO BLOODY CUTE!!

Baby boy Jamie’s grown up so much. I’m so proud of him!!

Of course he thought password only had 1 ‘s’ 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 so wise yet so dumb

He didn’t need to hold onto the bag that long 😂 that was weird

No fist bump 😂 FUCK YOU, JAKE!

He’s got the army guys in his window 🥹

Well that was another wonderful episode! A great one for Juno, especially. Fingers crossed for more Rebecca & Keeley besties moving forward 🤞🏼

I think Keeley Hazell did a great job on this one. Seems like a lot of her personal experience, and being the blueprint for Miss Jones especially, worked really well here.

[runa-falls]

Uhhhhhm wondering if I could get into this shipping game? 👉🏻👈🏻

I'm 5'7", pale, transmasc, chubby with stretch marks and spots. Dirty blonde hair that nearly reaches my shoulders, I'm usually pretty unkempt because I'm an anxious agoraphobe with depression and have a hard time getting myself to do what I need/want to.

I'm an artist with a massive passion for history and animals- I'll talk and debate about things I love for hours but I also adore hearing people talk about things they love.

I care a lot about people but I have a very low social battery and get very easily overstimulated by noises and the feel of things (wooo autism)

I hoard collect plush toys. Love video games. Make dumb jokes and quips like my life depends on it

((Idk if you do nsfw for folks you don't know but 👉🏻👈🏻 mayhaps))

you <3 steven

yeah this lil guy:

i feel like you two have a lot in common, you both love history, you can debate and gush about things for hours, and you're both into animals. i feel like it would just be a constant back and forth of passionate conversations and love-filled gazes ahhhh 🥺

steven also has blue moments where he's discouraged and lost with no direction in life, but when you enter the picture he's less afraid of facing another day. you both support each other to finish what you need to get done and always encourage completely transparency in your relationship.

steven is always around plushes (he's a gift shoppist!) so sometimes he stashes them under his coat and brings them home for you. he lets you name them and he never forgets their name. he's very patient, asking you what their personalities are like and what they're thinking so he can talk to them accordingly.

plushies have to go in the closet during sexy time though (and half of gus' tank has a construction paper shield so he doesn't see anything untoward). steven even gets embarrassed if they see him kissing you, as if it's some kind of pda!

not nsfw but suggestive:

steven is very touch starved. it's like his body doesn't know how to appropriately react to being loved so gently. so when you kiss him, caress him, squeeze him, his body trembles and jerks at the feeling. for him, it's so much but also not enough. he can't help the sounds he makes, breathy whines and muffled groans, and he gets quite flustered about it.

he thinks you're beautiful, handsome, pretty, and amazing, inside and out. everything about you is unique, but it feels like you were made just for him. he regularly brushes his hands over your curves and kisses your marks, enjoying every little detail that makes you, you.