#what colour is st. james place on the classic monopoly board was an actual trivia question i got on a cruise btw

[mildew-dread-mold]

bee at the next therapy session: hey guys, what’s new :)

andrew: aaron thought that st. james place on the classic monopoly board was purple. like a fucking loser. so we lost to ruth and doris and didn’t get free nachos.

aaron: SHUT UP

a fucking groundbreaking thought...twinyards trivia night...

andrew has eidetic memory and aaron is a fucking nerd who seems like he would write "as a person with an unquenchable appetite for knowledge,," on his college application and wouldn't even need to lie about it.

so every tuesday evening they go downtown and find restaurants with trivia events and then they fucking dominate.

edit: i bet they're also friends with some of the old ladies who are regulars at certain restaurants they also frequently go to. the old ladies think they're very smart and handsome young men and ask for pictures of their boyfriend/girlfriend.