#what about flirting does that count as cheating. some ppl would say yes but to me not rly

[megkuna]

i still think the term "ethically" nonmonogamous is stupid i wish we could get rid of it. there's nothing inherently ethical about it shut the fuck up

[szopenhauer]

if you have any pets, were they adopted from the humane society? my (now ex) friend had a stray give birth on her yard and she gave away all the puppies besides the one she kept, I chose the most scared and fat one lol

what kind of cheese is your favorite, or no cheese at all? Gouda

do you like home design, like picking out paint colors and furniture? love it <3

have you seen any of the old james bond movies? I hate James Bond movies, tried few and they were so lame

have you ever been in a hot air balloon? and if not, would you ever want to go in one? I’d like to try, maybe someday

do your parents buy you something on a daily basis? food 

is anyone else in the room with you right now? not rn

do you collect anything? shitload of stuff

do you have a pool in your back yard? no and don’t want to own one

do you watch youtube videos often? how often is often?

do you wear mascara? no, I don’t see the point of mascara tbh

do your parents fight?  sigh...

have you ever watched a movie that’s in a completely different language, so you had to read sub-titles? plenty

do people with yellow teeth disgust you? mine are yellow, it’s hard to keep them well having GERD :(

do you wear rings? at times

would you like to have a universal remote, like in the movie, click? hmm...

do you get any magazines in the mail? my mom does

what was the last picture you uploaded to your facebook? snapchat one with peach filter

what’s something that you do that you know hurts people close to you? live?...

what was the last board game that you played? either Scrabble or Hollywood

do you get bloated at all after you eat? I have cascade stomach, GERD and IBS so...

when is your birthday - in winter, spring, summer, or fall? winter :(

you must pick (no, “neither” bullshit please): dying by being run over by a train or being thrown from the top of the eiffel tower? tower

who’s the most overrated celebrity of them all (yes, i know they’re all overrated - but pick one)? Beyonce

what do you wear the most - sneakers, flats, heels, boots, or do you just go barefoot? slippers XD

what’s better - short sleeve tops or tanks? short sleeve

black, blue, or red ink? blue

do you sometimes splurge on expensive, sexy lingerie? my most expensive lingerie (which is sporty) costed less than 20 PLN

what’s your favorite food group? grains?

don’t you just love sushi? never tried and don’t wanna, gross

if you walked in on your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/important significant other cheating on you - how would you react? I have several scenarios in my head 

how old were you when you lost your virginity? what even is virginity? you can have sex without losing it anyway

what annoys you the most about modern technology? hard to tell

do you prefer your chicks with long hair, short hair, or somewhere in between? I always went for girls with no longer than shoulder length yet not shorter than mine but now I date someone with very long hair

do you turn around when someone yells “hey!!!” even if you’re not sure if they’re referring to you or someone else? might

have you ever had that oh-so-embarrassing moment when you think some hot guy/girl is waving at you and/or flirting with you, so you wave back, only to realize they were directing it at the person behind you? they weren’t hot

who was the last person to come back into your life? my gf

is there anyone at your house outside of your family? in the garden

who was the last person you had a conversation with in person? my dad

what was the last piece of jewelry that you purchased? for myself or someone else?

how old are each of your siblings? 30+

how many different conversations do you have going right now? 0

do you think it’s weird to wear socks to sleep? it’s not, unless you sleep naked

have you ever gone swimming in a lake? yup

do you usually buy a new bathing suit every summer? I didn’t buy any swimsuit for ages, don’t own even one

what sucks most about the computer you end up using the most? what doesn’t suck about it, ugh!

what’s something you want to say to someone at the moment? I’m not sure

will you have sexual intercourse within the next two weeks? I won’t

has a boyfriend/​​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you? nah

do you like when people call you things like “baby”, “sweetie”, “hun”, etc? certain pet names are fine

will this friday be a good one? it’s not...

what’s wrong with you right now? everything?

have you been a happy, angry, or sad person lately? angry and sad

are you wasting your time on someone? hope not 

when’s the last time you cried yourself to sleep? days ago

have you ever been in a perfect relationship? relationships aren’t perfect because no one is perfect and that’s ok

when was the last time you completely broke down? last week

honestly, have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with j? nope

are you nice to the people you dislike? if I have to, I prefer to avoid them 

are you and the last person you kissed in a relationship? we are

your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say? no comment

would you rather date someone who is extremely protective or not protective at all? why do we have to choose extremes?

does sex mean love? to me

have you ever fallen asleep on someone? as a baby

have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend? more than once

plans for tomorrow? nothing have you ever ridden a skateboard? tried the main thing you can’t leave your house without? clothes, I won’t leave naked does anyone know your password besides you? just me what are you listening to? Melanie Martinez when was the last time you changed in front of someone? this month what’s the closest black thing to you? what I’m wearing, computer mouse and keyboard too, my cellphone next to me is also black what were you doing at 8:00 am? fallen asleep again are you happier single or in a relationship? we’ll see if you had to get a piercing, what do you get? normal earrings in lobes you can get a puppy or a new car. which do you choose? car, I have a dog and don’t want another at least soon have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex? my father is my bestie did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night? it seems like it have you ever been arrested? noooo

what is a difference between the last two people you hugged? one is a female and one is a male  where is the next place you will go? for a walk - forest probably why did you kiss the last person you kissed? we’re dating

do you say sexy a lot? I don’t recall using that word  when did you last throw up? years ago? do you like to have long hair or short hair? short what is your favorite place you have traveled? Ełk? where do you keep your money? that’s personal what was the weather like today? warm do you want to cut your hair? meh what is your favorite place to shop? thrift? are you over the age of 25? I am are you going to have a good night? hopefully when was the last time you did the dishes? I just washed the knife

do you and your friends trade/borrow clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc.? no way

is your birthday ever on a holiday? which one? it was always on free from school time (ferie zimowe) and my friends been basically always sick so they couldn’t come 

are you friends with your neighbors? I say “goodmorning” to part of them and that’s all

do you think its weird when people talk to their pets like they’re people? not that I have whole conversations with mine but I happen to speak to them when I want to

do you like uggs? they’re great for winter slippers :3

describe what you typically wear on a hot summer day: T-shirt, sweatpants/leggings/pajama pants, panties/undies, socks, slippers or slip on shoes

what about a cold winter day? underwear, tights (when it’s very cold - under leggings), leggings (unless I’m home then sweatpants/pajama pants), socks, boots (if not slippers of course), long sleeves shirt, tunic or oversized t-shirt, sweater, vest, jacket, scarf, hat, fingerless gloves

do you like coffee? ewww, disgusting

do you like flip flops? same

do you like rain? especially it’s sound at night

do you like horses? they’re fine

what is the deepest pool you have jumped into? where? I don’t jump into pools or lakes/rivers

does it annoy you when people open your mail or text messages? people don’t do that :o

what magazine do you buy the new issue of each month? Moje mieszkanie

what is your favorite farm animal? chicken

have you ever driven a golf cart? I’m against golf so...

if a genie gave you 1 wish, what would it be? health, for all, forever

what is something that you shouldn’t like but do anyways? ask God

is there something you love dearly but knew you’d be made fun of for it? I guess

who is someone you always want to be happy, even if you aren’t happy alongside them? those close to me

does it take you a long time to get over someone you liked? it’s complicated

have you ever gone a week or more not thinking of your boyfriend/girlfriend that much? does it sadden you, or make you happy you don’t completely depend on a person? I didn’t go whole week without thinking about them at least once wtf 

is there someone who ruined your life? do you forgive this person? most of those ppl didn’t apologise, most of them don’t know or care, most of them are not part of my life

have you ever questioned your sexuality? when was this? how did it end? I thought I must call myself bi because I dated a guy even tho I wasn’t really into them but I realized that even having sex doesn’t mean I’m not asexual - trying things make you more sure of smth instead of changing who you are       

have you ever felt suicidal? constantly

do you know anyone who has had a miscarriage? or someone who can’t have kids at all? both are more common than you think

what is something you wish would have ended differently (ex. friendship or relationship)? what if I wanted some things to never end? does that count?

type the alphabet and stop at the letter of the last person you kissed: ABCDEFGHIJKLM eventually ABCDEFG (short version of the first name) eventually ABCD (surname) how was your day overall? it’s going so fast because I can’t sit down for long, parents call me every single minute to help them have you kissed someone more than 20 times? I didn’t count but who knows

if you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be? won’t tell you :P how often do you hold back what you want to say? sigh, it’s complicated it’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely? my gf ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? not many times but still how do you know the last male you texted? he’s my parent do you think the last person you kissed cares for you? they say and try to show that they do  do you laugh a lot? as for such broken person it’s A LOT  are you good at giving directions? I’m pretty bad at that what does your mom call you? by one of the versions of my name duh are you afraid of roller coasters? I’m afraid I’d puke  where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or everywhere? in front of the computer and when I’m home alone which happens very rarely are you wearing any make up right now? I don’t even own any makeup are you nice to everyone? pfft is it hard for you to be happy for someone else? oh well...

do you like bread crust or do you prefer it cut off? depends, usually eat it tho

what is the worst/hardest drug you’ve been offered, but declined to partake in? nothing hard 

do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant? I don’t want to think about it

is there a color shirt you’d never wear? tie dye or some tiny pattern that makes my head spin 

is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it? what I don’t regret?...

would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde? for a movie role

do you like the band mgmt?  I know couple of songs by them

do you like vanilla candles? I’m not into candles 

[nepnops]

ok so @capriast asked me to do the bottom half of the all of the questions from the “questions for lgbt ladies #lgbtask” bc a bottom is what i am (her words not mine). so here we go. 

45. Have you and a girlfriend ever been mistaken for sisters?

nope,

46. Do you carry a purse?

nahh. i have a reebok side bag that i use often

47. Have you ever wished you were completely straight?

HAH no. i like women too much.

48. Do you watch any lesbian YouTubers?

strictly lesbian? ally hills on occasion. but an lgbt youtuber i really like is anima gaming.

49. Do you like wearing combat boots or Doc Martins?

i’d wear both if i owned them. 

50. Have you ever been hit on by another female?

its hard to tell, when a girl is hitting on me or not. being hit on could just be read as a simple compliment by me. so not sure. maybe. idk.

51. How athletic are you?

AH HA. this question just reminded me i should work out more. 

52. How many girlfriends have you had?

one. or uh two? its a lil complicated? 

53. What is your opinion of septum/bull nose piercings?

they’re ight. u do u. 

54. Do you have any opinions on LGBT people in the military?

not really. 

55. Do you believe in love at first sight?

no. infatuation at first sight, yes.

56. Have you ever shared clothes with a girlfriend?

i would have stole sweaters if my ex and i were not long distance.

57. Have you ever been on your period the same time as a girlfriend?

i think so.

58. How flirty are you?

nnnnn if the girl is flirty back i am a flirt machine

59. Are you a virgin?

.........yes

60. Do you listen to any LGBT musicians such as Tegan and Sara, Melissa Etheridge, or Chely Wright?

lmfao who r those ppl? never heard of them. i love hayley kiyoko tho. OH and pvris. p sure they count since lynn gunn is gay.

61. Have you ever been told that you are too pretty to be gay?

yea from my mom

62. Have you ever used or would you ever want to use a dildo?

sure i’d want to, why not

63. Have you ever used or would you ever want to use a strap-on?

sure again. listen. despite what @capriast said abt me being a bottom, i’d try wearin a strap on. i can be a switch if i WANNA. 

64. Is there such a thing as “good” lesbian porn?

ya

65. Have you ever had a one night stand?

no

66. Agree or disagree: Everyone is at least a little bit gay.

disagree. 

67. What personality trait are you most attracted to?

confidence, probs. or quirkiness. 

68. Boobs or butts?

uh. boobs i think. not like humongous ones tho. 

69. Beer or wine?

BEEEEEER

70. What is your favorite lesbian movie?

i dont think i’ve watched one. 

71. Have you ever been personally discriminated against because of your sexuality? If so, please explain.

dont think so. my father has strongly implied that if we knew i was gay he’d kick me outta the house. so theres that. 

72. From 1-10, how attractive are muscular women?

10000000 i love strong women holy shit, fuck me up

73. From 1-10, how attractive are women who wear glasses?

10, they cute

74. From 1-10, how attractive are women who are covered with tattoos?

9. hawt

75. From 1-10, how attractive are curvy/plus-size women?

im not too into curvy women tbh

76. From 1-10, how attractive are women with short hair?

8, v noice

77. From 1-10, how attractive are masculine butch women?

7, i’m more attracted to futch girls like me but butch gals r cool

78. Has a girl ever dumped you for a guy?

nope

79. Lesbian couples tend to look alike. Why do you think that is?

this concept goes for gay and hetero couples too, not just lesbian. but idk. i think theres some science behind it.

80. Do you have any LGBT relatives?

i have like, 4 gay aunts, a gay uncle, and gay cousin on my moms side lol.

82. Would you ever date a trans girl?

ye sure!

83. How has being out affected your relationship with women, in general?

not by much. i have good friends that accept me for who i am so not much has changed. just lotsa gay jokes. 

84. Have you ever had a crush on a woman who’s much older than you?

nah

85. Do you have any celebrity crushes?

they’re not crushes really. just woman that make my heart go “HHHFHFHGH” yknow? 

86. What does equality mean to you?

being, treated equality? is this supposed to be a trick question? 

87. If you could live your life all over again, would you still be attracted to other women?

probably

88. What stereotype about LGBT women do you disagree with the most?

that lgbt women tend to cheat a lot. what a horrible and negative thing to say abt a group of people. 

89. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to figure out her sexuality?

u may hop from label to label from just tryna categorize ur sexuality. and thats completely okay. you will understand urself someday, no need to rush anything. find friends who will support u no matter what.

90. What advice would you give a girl who is struggling to come out?

dont come out if u arent sure you’ll be safe afterwards. if ur sure u will be ok after coming out, come out to the person one on one, while they’re driving a car. apparently thats better bc ur not forced to make eye contact with the person and the person has to keep their chill bc they’re driving a car. so yea. 

OK IM DONE @capriast not doing this many questions at once AGAIN

[n0feelingsxx-blog]

do you like getting hickeys? only on my nek.

oral, do you like oral? i love receiving it, giving isn’t too bad either, but only do it for the right peron.

if you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose? Eminem

plan on getting drunk or high tonight? i’ve gotten drunk the past two nights, so not tonight tomorrow i will be tho

do you have any best friends that you only know online? i know ppl just online, they’re not bffs tho 

is it okay for people to cheat if it’s only online? its not okay to cheat in any snse

are you interested in anime? DBZ, KIND OF. if that counts?

do you have a favorite youtuber or do you not watch much youtube? i have few favs, but i still dont watch it too much

have you ever given a tattoo before and would you like to? i have given one actually

have you ever made out in a hot tub? dont think i’ve ever been in a hot tub

ever peed in your pants after the age of 10? when i was pregnant lmao

what was the name of the last video game you played? COD

what is your favorite elvis song? i dont listen to music that far back. don’t have anything against elvis tho lmao

what is the last tattoo you got? my sons feet on my back

what would you say is your guiltiest pleasure? food.

do you let your pets on your furniture? would if i had a pet and my own furniture as long as they didn’t shed a lot

do you enjoy your job? if unemployed, are you content being so? I’m pretty content with being unemployed, i hate working and i love being a stay at home mom

what is something you have given a lot of thought to lately? how bad i need to get this tax money, get the fuck outta this county, and get over some feelings. 

what is your favorite christmas movie? A Christmas Story.

what do you think of your best friend’s ex? uhm, i didn’t really know him. 

are you biracial? noo.

be honest, does the person you like actually deserve you? or are they actually not worthy of your affections? this is a hard question to answer for my situation

would you ever wear black lipstick? do you know anyone who does? hell nah.

if you wear eye shadow, do you put on a dark color or a light? and if you wear mascara, what color is it? no mascara. light collored eye shadow, brings out my green eyes.

what was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Skittles 

are you any good with kids? i got a one so yah.

have you seen the last person you kissed without a shirt on? Yup

do you like watching jerry springer? Not anymore

have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? Nooooo

have you ever unbuttoned your ex’s pants? well yah

have you ever deleted your facebook, then brought it back? mhm

have you ever kissed someone who smokes weed? yes

what’s your favorite brand of peanut butter? Is there brands other than jiffy?

do you have a thing for shy/awkward hot guys? well yeah, im not picky tho. just be nice and sweet and not a fuckboy

what’s your favorite lunchables meal? double cheese pizza

have you ever eaten at golden corral? fav buffet

do you ever decide to just dance crazy to a favorite song? sometimes when i’m really happy

have you ever watched fireworks with someone you loved? mhm

are you good at memorizing phone numbers? i am.

do you like men who have a sensitive side? yeah

have you ever used glitter as one of your makeup items? only makeup i mostly use is eyeliner

do you keep a memo book/agenda? I need to

is there a song in a different language that you can sing? None.

what was the most expensive thing someone bought you? probably north face jacket and uggs. 

how do you feel about bands that use pyrotechnics in live concerts? It’s cool.

is there anyone on your facebook friends list that you dislike? why do you dislike them? some are annoying, but i dont dislike anyone 

have you ever tasted baby food? how about pet food? both. they’re nasty

have you ever thought about what you might call your children? or, if you already have children, what are their names? alexander. 

where is the person you would most like to see, or most like to be with? fuck guys 

find 5 people on your facebook friends list, whose name begins with K. who are these people, and how did you meet them? 

Kristin: my cousin

Kim:my half sister 

Krysta:my main bitch

Kaitlyn: grade school/cheerleading

Kathy: my ex husbands friends wife.

is there a person that you can go to in sweats, and still feel comfy? Plenty.

do you think the last person you kissed is nice? fuck him.

how many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? trust no mf..

how far away is the last person you kissed? about 20 ft. 

have you ever had a teacher that was like a second mom to you? nope

have you ever been in a school talent show? what for? nope.

was the last book you read for fun, or was it for some type of assignment? som mystery novel ider.

would you prefer to go out on a fancy date or just chill in his house? It depends on my mood. I like doing both.

do you enjoy long car rides? Sometimes.

do you ever wish you could live on a farm? Nope.

do you know how to play poker? hell yeah used to kick ass 

have you ever had an ear infection? Not that i remember of 

what color is your favorite bra? #nobralife

what was the name of your first boyfriend? nathan.

have you ever dated someone more than three years older than you? Not yet.

have you ever dated someone a year younger than you? i think so.

have you ever dated someone of another race? nope 

do you enjoy eating veggies? ewh

are you attracted to the last person you exchanged numbers with? i dont have a number to exchange 

what do you think of country music? some of its good. 

do you think pigs are cute or ugly? Grown pigs aren’t the cutest animal out there… but as babies, they’re cute.

did any of your friends lose their virginity before they were 16? if so, did you feel pressured to do the same? lol. i think all my friends has sex at 16 or younger. and i lost mine at 14 so

what kind of home would you like? idc as long as i owned it 

did you ever build furniture forts as a child? yassss

what kind of dog is your favorite? teacup yorkies 

have you ever considered dropping acid? thought bout it 

describe your music style: rap/hiphop/alternative

are you close to any of your aunts/uncles? I write my uncle in jail every week. another uncle comes visits me and my grandma a couple times a week, so. bout it. 

have you ever had a seizure? No.

do you plan on losing weight any time soon? hopefully gain. 

what was your gpa in high school? 3.5

if you have a favorite television show, who’s your favorite character? shameless. uhhh, i love all the gallaghers 

what is your favorite book series, if you have one? I don’t have one.

have you ever had a parasite before? Nope.

do you enjoy listening to older music? Sure.

have you been to disney world before? i will someday

have you ever met someone who was really racist before? Unfortunately, yes.

if you could be a disney character for a day, who would you be? i dont like the disney characters 

would you ever want to swim with sharks? i cant swim so i’d either die instantly from being eaten or drown

what was the last thing that made you laugh? I have no idea.

ever used a bow and arrow? Yes.

occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronomer, veternarian…

tea or coffee? Coffee.

opinions on sex before marriage? do it. fuck arriage 

who was the hottest teacher you ever had? freshman year there was this math teacher who was super hot and i think he transferred cause i kept flirting lmao 

have you ever walked on a beach at night? nah.

when was the last time you baked something? did it turn out good? chicken pot pie homemade, it was amazing. couple weeks ago

do you think some of the stuff we’re taught in school is useless? almost all of it 

why do we put the clocks one hour forward or one hour back? daylight savings time. 

what song really gets to your heart and inspires you? I’m not sure.

do you have fireflies around where you live, or do you wish you did? I think there are fireflies around here…

what commercial do you wish they kept playing? hate commericals. 

what current commercial is your favorite?   I don’t watch enough TV to know of any good, current commercials.

if you could have played in any movie, what movie would it be? Magic mike 2, would’ve ayed the girl who got the lapdance at the end.

did you used to do easter egg hunts when you were a child?   Yes! i loved them

what would you rather live by: highway, train tracks or airport? ive lived by train tracks before, so them.

do you believe that ‘hate’ really is a strong word?   I guess. Maybe not anymore

if you have facebook, are you guilty of fanning countless things?   mhmm

as a kid, did you love playing on neopets? Not really. i was too poor for that shit 

do you often get bitten by mosquitoes, or rarely ever? hardly ever anymore 

what’s your opinion on plastic surgery? ever thought about getting it? i’m getting a boob job one day, i’ve said it since i was in grade school..

do you own any feathers? tf kinda question is this lmao no. 

do you have a skype?   nope

the last person you had a thing with comes up to you and says “i’m sorry”? he said sorry earlier but it dont mean shit so i just continuted crying.

where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? ive never really had a romantic dinner 

do you get mad when your current bf/gf talks about an ex?   when my ex did that i did. but im singleee now 

do you know anybody who was abused?   me, a couple ppl i know. 

do you start feeling really gross if you don’t shower after one day?   sometimes

do you pee a lot more after you’ve drank a caffeinated beverage?   i pee about 2-3 times a day. only pee more when i start drinking alcohol

waiting for something? my life to get itself together.

who is your last received call from? grandma.

how do you pronounce the name Sean when you come across it in text… “shawn” “sheen” or “shane”? ”Shawn.”

wouldn’t it be EXTREMELY weird if someone fell in love with you after reading your answers to this survey?   kinda.

who is the next person you’ll hold hands with? nofuckingbody.

have you ever pole danced before?   id like to. 

what is something you used to be afraid of, but aren’t anymore?   i dunno.

do you believe your dreams have any real meaning?   sometimes. i took a nap earlier and i dreamed of snake and bugs and i looked it up and it said that something in my life was bothering me, which is true so..

what do you think of guys who ask girls out over via text message or internet?   pathetic.

do you drink more apple or orange juice?   apple

do you recall the first time that you learned the truth about sex? i reaked out. then got curious 

do you find extreme body builders’ bodies to be attractive? ewh no 

does it bug you when people go ‘mhm’ all the time when you’re talking? kinda

are your parents religious? they were yeah. not super holy rollers but they believed in god yeah.

what is your favorite hostess/little debbie snack?   swiss rolls, honey buns

do you find it rude when you offer someone something and they decline? Nah

do you think benedict cumberbatch is hot?   who

favorite disney princess?   none

does your sibling have a significant other? dont have a sibiling 

do you have any american girl dolls in your house? fuck dolls 

have you ever gotten in trouble at school for wearing revealing clothes?   yup

are you borrowing books from anybody at the moment?   Nope.

have your parents ever questioned your virginity? i told my mom after it happened, she cried but after that didn’t care, my dad never asked

roleplaying is super lame, agreed?   It’s not my thing, but people can do what they want.

how’re you feeling right now? I’m done crying and i just feel empty, and kinda mad and just wanna get my money and go.

does/did either of your parents serve in the military? No

is there anybody you’re not ashamed to tell anything to? Yes.

are you prone to illness? used to be 

are you on birth control? bout to change it but yeah 

how bad are heartbreaks? unbearable sometimes 

has a song ever given you an orgasm?   uhm no. 

have you ever made out in your room? last time? i dont have a room. 

if the last person that you kissed said they wanted to marry you, what would you say? lolololol. we already are. 

do you like your eyes?   I do.

are you attracted to the last person that you fell in love with? Yah

do you have a big butt? Not anymore 

would you be a good salesperson?   helll no

do you like hot sauce? if yes, what do you usually put it on?   nope .

can you do the ‘emo hair flip’? used to be able to

do you know anyone that has dimples? alex.

would you ever make out in front of your best friend? i think i have 

anything physically wrong right now?   nope.

ever had sex under water?   No.

the last person you kissed on the lips said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?   no

you’re having twins. what’s your first reaction? freak the fuck out 

did your first love love you back?   why hell no

do you have scars on your wrists?   mhm

do you like fedoras? Lmao, no.

have you ever wanted to get drunk and get your mind off everything? what ive been doing the last couple ights but hasnt helped 

is there a band you like with amazing music but a bad vocalist? idts

is there a band/artist who has strange lyrics but you love them anyway?   probably

does your optimism sometimes hurt you?   yah

have you ever painted a piece of furniture? mhm

do you believe the fortunes in fortune cookies?   Nah

what do you prefer more: waffles or pancakes?   Waffles!

did you love playing hide and seek as a kid? Yes my fav

got plans after you finish this?   sleep

did you ever dream that you had a baby?   Yes.

have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Not pretty enough for that shit 

did you sleep alone?   I slept alone in my bed last night, but Mahima and Adrika were sleeping in the same room.

does your best friend approve of the last person you kissed? probably dont care 

where is the last person you kissed at this moment?   In his bed.

describe your dream girl/guy? fuck guys 

been arrested? for what? I’ve never been arrested.

tell us the story of your first kiss? it kinda just happened in the middle of class,

do you sleep with stuffed animals?   I have one stuffed animal that I keep in my bed with me. 

how many stuffed animals do you think you have?   used to have a lot but one now 

favorite character from finding nemo? dory

how long does it typically take you to get over people?   depends

are you stressed out?   always

so tell me one interesting thing about yourself. im an emotional wreck

do you own a trenchcoat? Nope.

have you ever owned a tire swing?   no

do you have a nervous twitch?   Nope

are you currently listening to music? no

is it easy to get a job where you live? im in cc rn, and its not. but in indy it is. .

is your signature legible?   it is, and pretty too .

was the last time you cried because you were angry? inbetween angry, sad, empty, not feeling good enough. .

is there an animal that scares you?   snakes, spiders, anything big enough to hurt and eat me

are you any good at video games?   helll yahh.

has a jehovah’s witness ever showed up on your doorstep? mhm

do you have a step parent? I dont even have parents anymore.. 

[heartofheir]

Psst. You know why I'm here. Do eeeeet. :3c

fcuk

1,2 3 and 10 are done! :D

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?not really lmao

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?knitting and listening to the off topic podcast

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?my dogs and @themysteriousballetanon 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?lie down on the floor, cry and than kick their ass8: Are you close with your dad?kinda, we are both have the same kind of humour and personality which is p cool 

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?ye i smooch my doggos when i got bk from work last night

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?coffee, its got some water in it so ill be fine

12: Do you like hickeys?ye

13: What time do you go to bed?5:30am oops

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?ya

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?nah im quicker with both hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

16: Do you always answer your texts?yea unless i forget or fall asleep 

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?Y U P

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?yesterday; we all went to the beach it was top notch

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?my dogs and my siblings even though they are all little shits

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?probs something about being tired af

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?i hope not….

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?i guess?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?nope

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?i think so

25: In the past week, have you cried?yea

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?maroon

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?yea a variation of it that i cant say cause i dont wanna give my last name out to the interwebs lmao

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?possibly 

29: Do you have a best friend?yea kinda

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?nope

31: Who was your last call/text message from?my manager telling me what time i start work tomorrow 

32: Are you mad at anyone?i dont get mad i just get tired™

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?yea

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?21

35: How many more days until your birthday?im not doing math go away

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?nope just working alot r.i.p me

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?ye! :D

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?yup one of them doesnt even know im gay lmao

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?ye

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?kinda?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?if theres a giant age gap than yea it does

42: Are you available?nope! :D

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?no idea my dude

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?so many!! i wanna get an industrial, another helix ring, maybe my tongue, nipples lol, belly button and my second lot of normal ear piercings plus alot more ear ones

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?it can be awkward af but yea

46: Do you regret anything?lots of things lmao

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?im running out of mango ice tea :(

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?yea 

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?yes and no?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?she already said yes! (miraculously) 

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?yep

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?he was an ass to me last time we spoke so no

53: What was the last thing you ate?i got one of the chefs at work to make me gnocchi it was delicious 

54: Did you get any compliments today?nope but one of my new coworkers last night said i was really good at my job!! :O

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?no where so far, but one of my friends wants to go to rottnest at some point though

56: Do you own anything from other countries?ye! my auntie went to france and brought me bk a really pretty kitty mask not a furry lol

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?i guess its even but more so guys

58: Where have you lived most of your life?i use to travel around when i was younger but now ive been in the same spot for 10 years I NEED TO L E A V E

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?i wasnt the one driving but it was when i was a babby and we drove from my hometown to perth took us 5 hours

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?nope

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?nah but our house was tomatoed once

62: Who do you text the most?it changes all the time

63: What was the last movie you saw?moana! i loved it!!

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? i dont actually know

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?none

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?nope

67: Do you curse around your parents?not on purpose it just slips out

68: Are you happy with where you live?nope

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?im a jealous hoe so just monogamous

71: Have you ever been dumped?no

72: What do you most like about making out?i dont think a guy being like a mcfucking vacumn cleaner counts as making out so i wouldnt know

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?yes but again i dont think it counts as making out

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?i just go ‘fuck it' and do it (but only if i know they cool with it)

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?hands and backs, also necks

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?a friend i use to go to school with

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?nah

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?pickup lines im a sucker for them

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?ye! i loves kids

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?yea

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?nope 

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?fuck no

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?MCFUCKING YR 9 there was this guy who liked me since yr 7 and me and him were both in dance class at school and OF COURSE the dance teacher put us together for the slow dance performance i left dance and moved to drama cause it just got way too uncomfortable 

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?ye! im dating a furry from the internet

86: How can I win your heart?you already have ;0

87: What is your astrological sign?cancer! karkat

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?the same thing i was doing at 11pm

89: Do you cook?ye but i tend to set things on fire

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?ye

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?i dont have to wish :D

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?id prefer a monogamous relationship

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?not a clue my dude

94: Name four things that you wish you had!more garlic bread from work (we make the BEST gb), mango ice tea, unlimited wifi and a phone that can actually work

95: Are you a player?of games, yes; of people, no

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?nope

97: Are you a tease?ive been told i am but i dont mean to lmao

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?i saw @miss--kiwi yesterday at work and than she was mean 2 me even after i gave her gb :

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?what even is love

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?id date the FUCK outta @themysteriousballetanon 

101: Hugs or Kisses?both! oxox

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?normally yes but sometimes ill have a rare moment of bravery lmao

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?height

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?may or may not be a kink for me LMAO

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?fuck no

106: Do you flirt a lot?i have no idea how so sometimes ppl think im flirting when im being friendly, or think im being friendly when im flirting

107: Your last kiss?sometime in September in the back of a car with a VACUUM APPARENTLY 

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?nope

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?only my doggos cause they deserve all the kisses

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?my girlfriend even though im not into kissing furries :3c

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?my dogs and hopefully teanii

112: Does someone like you currently?i would hope my gf does 

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?ye!! :D

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?flings really arent that great

115: Ever made out with just a friend?ye

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?i thrive off affection so id prefer a relationship

117. you didnt give me a question to answer and ur asleep rn so imma use this spot to say ur a gotdamn cutie

[imabookmarkaddict]

trevor is cheesy, markus’ thoughts on hanging and banging

Poor trevor trying to understand anything markus says

puzzlezToday at 3:45 AM

yeh i already have an idea for how markus explains it

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i was thinking the series could be something like idfk

WelshenToday at 3:46 AM

Yeah okay good i just didnt wanna put u in a place of trying to describe something supernatural

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Markus is good at recognizing patterns too so series of numbers r p easy to notice

puzzlezToday at 3:47 AM

13 7 21 18 12 1 23 17 6 3 22

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where it's 3 series of numbers that alternate or smth

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they all go up by 5

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13 to 18 to 23, 7 to 12 to 17, 21 to 1 to 6

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if u can even see it god nowi'm like markus

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but he has no idea how to explain it to trevor

WelshenToday at 3:48 AM

Oh god yeah exact

puzzlezToday at 3:48 AM

so he just writes it down and shows it to trevor like see u see the pattern

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and trevor is just staring at a string of random numbers

WelshenToday at 3:48 AM

Its like trevor explaining morning runs to markus

puzzlezToday at 3:48 AM

...tf drugs u on

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and markus just keeps writing numbers

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like do u see the pattern?

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here i'll do another one give me a number

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and trevor does and markus writes and then says now you do th next one

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and trevor blinks down at the numbers

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maybe it can get cute

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trevor has no idea what markus is doing and decides time to change subject cuz numbers, lol

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and maybe the last number in the series markus wrote was a 3

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

Probably? Time for sex education

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

and trevor just adds a < to it

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yeh i see the pattern

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"<3"

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

Oh thats cheesy christ

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

u asked for it

WelshenToday at 3:50 AM

But markus doesnt use phones he has no clue

puzzlezToday at 3:50 AM

hey maybe markus can call him out on it

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oh fuck then it's perfect

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maybe trevor is bad at flirting with guys sometimes??

WelshenToday at 3:51 AM

Im sure he has never tried in his life

puzzlezToday at 3:51 AM

like maybe he tried cheesy stuff with girls and it worked so whenever he feels lost and confused he just defaults to a cheesey cute one liner

WelshenToday at 3:51 AM

Just dates idk cheerleaders and other sporty girls

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Omh yah perf

puzzlezToday at 3:51 AM

how would markus react tho

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would he enjoy it mostly like watching an amusing 5 yo play at dressup

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or would he just cringe like wtf drugs r U on

WelshenToday at 3:53 AM

He would just be confused until he understands and then embarrassed to heck

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Markus doesnt flirt much either u kno

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Its just heres money lets go

puzzlezToday at 3:54 AM

poor thing

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if i remember correctly, will was a smooth talker flirter

WelshenToday at 3:54 AM

Squint

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If u mean when he said ur beautiful after like 2mins is smooth

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Yeah

puzzlezToday at 3:55 AM

so yeah maybe trevor can be bad as heck at flirting until he feels awkward and spits out those one-liner balls of cheese in a rush of panic

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well i'm p sure will thought he was a smooth talker

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ppl probs too polite to point out he ain't

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but yeh thought it might give markus some variation?

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unless u prefer trevor to be good at flirting

WelshenToday at 3:57 AM

No trevor can be bad but markus is equally bad

puzzlezToday at 3:57 AM

perrrrrrrfect

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i picture trevor kinda secretly watching markus for cues sometimes on what to do??

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i mean porn shows u terrible, fake, unrealistic sex

WelshenToday at 3:57 AM

And markus is normally not very perceptive

puzzlezToday at 3:57 AM

at best u learn how to bend your hips back forward in impossible yoga/sex moves

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and since he tried those and learned nothing trevor knows nada about actual relationships with dudes

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so i had a feeling he was going to sort of quietly watch markus for leads on what to do

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so markus being bad at teaching + panicked trevor + cheesy pickup line + markus confused + markus not able to flirt back = a terrible awkward but adorable couple of doofuses

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and this i can absolutely work with

WelshenToday at 3:59 AM

Markus can do it technically but not very enthusiastically?? If that makes sense

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He gets better but u kno

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Yes i hope that works

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Theyre both idiots

puzzlezToday at 3:59 AM

i think that makes sense

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maybe squint

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do you mean he like technically knows how/can think of something flirty to say but has no oomph behind it? like no drive to actually look/sound flirty?? or smth else?

WelshenToday at 4:02 AM

Yes pretty much

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I mean hes heard it all obv but that was more or less when he got paid so it sounds fake to him i guess(edited)

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So he can repeat it but i doubt he knows how to mean it? Or that he could stick to things he ACTUALLY means (but hed be too awk to say)

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And that goes for all relationship hijinks

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Jo was a weird mix of paid and cute stalker?? They didnt flirt so much as get along

puzzlezToday at 4:06 AM

yeahh okay

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it makes sense tho

WelshenToday at 4:07 AM

Hey hes a mess

puzzlezToday at 4:07 AM

i made a char who was a prostitute and if deffo made him bad at relationships for similar reasons

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(my ghost waja actually)

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(prostitute ghost waja)

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(v wajas appropriate)

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so then does markus actually uhh like idk enjoy sex?

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if he's done all kinds of stuff from vanilla to crazy-whatever-clients want stuff i'm assuming he's tried/seen most if not all flavors of sex?

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so would it be 100% a chore to get through sex or would he still enjoy it in relationships?

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i wasn't sure how to write the sorta kinda sex scene with trevor for this reason squint

WelshenToday at 4:10 AM

Im pretty sure hes asexual but not aromantic, he definitely thinks its a chore but if its with someone he has a romantic interest in its a fun chore?(edited)

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And at this stage its the only way he knows how to connect with people well guys anyway

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Adam fits him better cuz hes got low interest in sex and markus prefers making out and cuddling?

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Thats like 10years later when markus has gotten some idea of what he prefers tho

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Does that even make sense

puzzlezToday at 4:13 AM

yeah

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like i said my one oc was a prostitute and he's of a similar uh... mind? i guess is the word?

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in that regard

WelshenToday at 4:13 AM

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Im sure theres plenty of types of people, but these ones just do it as any other job?

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I think markus referred to it as not much difference to idk toilet janitor, he even prefers this cuz he can lay down and nap lol

puzzlezToday at 4:15 AM

omfgggg

WelshenToday at 4:16 AM

Probably napped while working to be honest

puzzlezToday at 4:16 AM

yeh my char did it purely for money and he's impatient af but decent at acting so an extent to he pretended to enjoy company of his clients for the money but secretly hated most of them and the kinkier ones ruined sex for him in a way? like it's just "pretend and act out these ridiculous things" so he doesn't really enjoy sex, figures it's a chore, just gotta see it through to the end, and that mindset continues with him for a while(edited)

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lazy bones boy

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so i'm guessing markus wouldn't really initiate sex then

WelshenToday at 4:18 AM

He would if trevor made him uncomfortable enough

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Cuz at lesst he knows how to do THAT

puzzlezToday at 4:19 AM

yeah okay that makes sense

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poor kid tho rofl

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so i'm assuming trevor is bad as gay sex in general because never tried before but

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would he be the type to be eager to learn, like want to please markus in bed, or would he be a more impatient/selfish lover, like i wanna race to the end and if we figure out how to please you along the way, then good perf

WelshenToday at 4:22 AM

Probably the first

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If it was the second one markus would start to feel cheated out of money

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Squint

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This is very difficult

puzzlezToday at 4:24 AM

omg snort

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i think i get what you mean tho

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markus gets "paid" in uh... affection/devotion?idk if that's the right word but

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trevor focusing on some kind of need of markus would be like "payment" in a convoluted sense for the sex?(edited)

WelshenToday at 4:25 AM

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Pretty much exactly

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Well markus hasnt had a currency free relationship yet

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Thinks every bit of affection is to be paid or payment for smth

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This is babys first real bf tbh(edited)

puzzlezToday at 4:29 AM

trevor?

WelshenToday at 4:30 AM

Markus

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Well trevors too

puzzlezToday at 4:30 AM

okay yeh i thought you meant markus/trevor

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making sure

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first real bfs with each other

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sad the relationship goes up in such flames

WelshenToday at 4:31 AM

Yes well

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It was really neithers fault

puzzlezToday at 4:32 AM

and yet the flames buuuurn

WelshenToday at 4:32 AM

But markus is the one on his own after

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Unless u count spencer

puzzlezToday at 4:32 AM

do u count spencer

WelshenToday at 4:32 AM

As a minus i do

[thelillykane]

I would love to hear your headcanons for Logan and Lillys relationship the early years. How did they start? How old? Did Lilly always cheat from the start? Was she ever in love with Logan as much as he was? Were they each others first? Thank you.

Sorry it took me so long to respond to this! I wish I had a good, none trash reason, but. Also I’m not really answering this in like a fic format because I cannot accomplish that rn, but maybe some other time. 

How did they start? How old? 

Okay, so canon kind of fucks this up in terms of in 1x04 Veronica tells Logan “I was twelve when you moved here”, which would mean that Logan didn’t meet Lilly/Duncan/Veronica or any of them until he was eleven. But then in 1x22 (iirc) Logan says that him and Duncan have been best friends since they were five, which means he’s known Lilly since she was six/seven. So it gives two conflicted timelines, but, for my purposes I always merge the two together. Rich families like the Kanes and the Echolls can realistically afford to travel places and attend the same fancy clubs or whatever the fuck (it doesn’t ever state in canon where Logan lived before he moved to Neptune, but I’ve always assumed it was LA) so in my mind the two families and their kids established a pre-existing relationship, which is why they eventually chose to move to Neptune. ANYWAY ALL THAT ASIDE I’ve read some fanfiction where the author has Logan and Lilly largely not get along until they’re in junior high, which is when Logan says they start dating in 1x12. But I think that’s bullshit. In what world would Logan Echolls meet Lilly Kane and not immediately love her? (also I mean just fucking LOOK at him when he’s watching the home videos of her in 1x04 like..he knew that girl he loved that girl, even then) 

So, in my mind, although Logan obviously bonds with Duncan and first, he always has a tangible connection with Lilly starting from when they first meet, which surprises Duncan because Lilly usually has no patience for his other friends. But Logan admires how reckless she is, even when she knows it’ll get her in massive amounts of trouble. And Logan has grown up so scared and so cautious because any little thing will set his Dad off and he feels essentially claustrophobic all the time and Lilly (and Duncan) helps him feel safe or some shit and he feels like he’s actually living or whatever when she’s with him and he thinks her parents – her Dad, mostly – are so cool and he essentially hero worships her for the first few years until he’s like eight. Lilly, for her part, likes Logan because he’s funny and seems to /get/ her like he’s unimpressed with some of her admittedly attention seeking childhood stunts, but he also doesn’t think she’s lame because she secretly likes the piano lessons her mother forces her into and the singing competitions she enrolls in. And they both understand what it’s like to have parents that make if feel a little like they’re suffocating all the time or like they’re not good enough somehow, even though they’re literally only kids. (Logan doesn’t tell her about his abuse but it’s just the general vibe). I do headcanon though that they both pretend to be wholly unimpressed whenever the other does something or says something, which drives Duncan crazy because he knows they’re friends and they communicate in like their own secret language half the time. (In the early years a lot of their activities are based off of driving Duncan crazy they love it) 

ROMANTICALLY, I think growing up they could kind of sense the other was going to be attractive and thought they were cute or whatever, but it definitely isn’t until they’re in middle school– Lilly’s in seventh grade and Logan’s in sixth (so like 13 ish and 12 ish) – and Logan basically lives at the Kane house with Duncan that they start to take notice and they’re like, oh, shit. 

They’re totally obvious about it and 0% discreet too, so for the first few weeks there’s a lot of blatantly checking each other and making suggestive comments that really aren’t suggestive at all (they’ve always flirted but never like this. they make an olympic sport of this) but they’re quickly dissatisfied with just talking and theorizing so they decide ON THE STRICT BASIS THAT NEITHER DUNCAN NOR VERONICA FINDS OUT that they’ll start making out to see if they’re any good at it. essentially, their thinking is that they might as well start practicing like really practicing (because they’ve both kissed before like little pecks and closed mouth shit that doesn’t count) with someone they’re already comfortable with and they can try out different strategies and techniques and shit with each other and see what works and what turns them on and what doesn’t. 

during this time frame they’re also constantly planning games of truth and dare or spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven with the 09ers, so they can scope out any competition (they both want to be The Best in the field and they will be) and any potential future make out partners. these parties essentially turn into really elaborate “Logan and Lilly mock everybody secretly behind their backs” sessions and they realize kind of with alarm that they don’t like making out with anybody as much as they like making out with each other but they’re both kinda ?? about that so they don’t say anything they just keep making out and keep hosting unchaperoned make out events and eventually their make outs escalate to second base which escalates to third base (for Lilly anyway, Logan’s got great fingers and she’s human with eyes and he wanted to make sure he was good at that anyway. it worked out for her so much) and then they’re both drinking slushies spiked with some of his mom’s liquor and they’re watching charmed in the background (it’s a rerun, otherwise it would have their full undivided attention) and they’re really close to each other on the couch for no good reason and she keeps playing with his hair and he’s massaging her feet because they’re in his lap and why not and they just kind of look at each other after a bit of this and blurt at the same time: “We’re dating.” 

Were they each others first? 

Yes. They did it the summer before she started high school because they were stupidly worried about going to separate schools, even though up until the ages of 11 & 13 they used to go days or weeks or months without seeing each other. And, again, Logan essentially lived at the Kane residence, but it was still weird and they wanted to be close to each other and have something special between them. They manage to keep it a secret – even though Duncan probably knows or suspects at least – all summer and it isn’t until a few weeks before Halloween that Veronica finds out they’re sleeping together and almost loses her mind because she thinks they’re too young. 

Lilly, for her part, never planned on losing her virginity to Logan. She knew that they were in love and that age be damned they were close to taking that step, but despite being in love with him, she knew she wasn’t ready to only be with one person for the rest of her life and she knew that Logan was her one person, no matter what anyone said or thought of their relationship. So she was trying to a fabricate a scenario in which she could have sex with another person first, so it would mean less when she had it with him, but she couldn’t actually bring herself to go through with it. 

Did Lilly always cheat from the start? 

Well. I hate this particular question but.

No. In the beginning, even after they declared themselves dating, Logan and Lilly had a quasi-open relationship. Essentially, they continued to throw and participate in games with their friends that were designed for sexual activity, including kissing and going much, much further. This was designed so they could continue to not feel trapped in their relationship (which both of them were afraid of based off of their parents marriages) and because quite frankly because they got a real kick out of watching people like Pam and Kimmy and Duncan try and tongue people. (also, listen, my kids are bi but in the closet so this was a great non-obvious environment for them in which they got to freely kiss – and more! – the same sex and have ppl not think it was suspicious) 

Gradually, as they keep falling more in love, Lilly runs into a bit of a dilemma. She loves Logan and she knows in the future she’ll marry him and eventually convince him to have children but she’s fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen and she wants to live too. Also, Logan begins to cares less about kissing or whatever with other people unless she really pushes for it (he no longer considers it that much fun) and while he still flirts with every one that moves it’s not the same, he’s ready for them to settle and move into this next stage and she’s not. And she’ll admit that she feels….obscenely jealous every time another girl looks at Logan or Logan smiles at any person that isn’t her for any reason whatsoever and she hates feeling that way because they’re young damnit she refuses to believe they have to be tied down and super committed anyway. She starts cheating, slowly, crossing-the-line flirting with people, she makes out with the tour guide in Venice when her family vacations there, she lets some boy mail her nude photographs and the thing is, she shares all of this with Logan. tells him the stories in detail and they look at the photos she gets mailed together and he has almost no reaction?? which is weird because she’s seen him tense like she’s tensing and she knows he’s feeling equally jealous and crazed like she is but on the surface he seems unphased and unbothered, which isn’t working for her. 

She sleeps with Weevil – she’s always seen him eyeing her – when her and Logan are broken up. It’s one of their shortest break ups ever, resolving itself within a couple of hours, but for some reason she doesn’t come clean about what she did. It, technically, wasn’t cheating, so he has no real right to know but that night she feels different and she’s convinced Logan is looking at her different but she doesn’t totally hate how powerful it makes her feel. The second, third, fourth, sixteenth time she sleeps with Weevil it’s behind Logan’s back. Logan knows (and Duncan knows, weirdly) but he doesn’t call her out on anything. 

When her and Logan break up next she’s been sleeping with Weevil pretty steadily for months – and Weevil makes her feel like she can walk on water, the fact that she has the leader of the biker gang so pathetic he tries to read her poetry. (she doesn’t like that side of him though, she only wants the fast paced rush that comes with fucking the leader of a gang who’s grandma cleans her boyfriends counters) – and it’s their first break up in a while that makes her feel like the world is ending. They break up on his terms (unrelated to any cheating suspicions though) and she goes home and sobs when it’s over which is unlike her because boys do not make Lilly Kane cry. For a solid month he doesn’t even speak to her, or Duncan, and barely to Dorkus, and the first time he does have a conversation with her she turns around and ends things ASAP with Weevil (which ends up being way harder than it should’ve been and he makes her go from feeling powerful to creeped out and uncomfortable pretty damn fast) even though it takes them about another month to get officially back together. 

She cheats again, after Weevil, obviously. But Weevil’s really the only one that made her feel icky, like she was doing something wrong and immoral, even though it was just sex (all of her affairs are just sex). Logically, she knows sleeping with Aaron is wrong and yikes, but she feels that rush the whole time she does it. 

*Also, tbf, Logan cheats on Lilly too as shown during “Lord of the Bling.” While his cheating pales significantly in comparison to sleeping with one of her parents it does happen (and Logan was 100% doing it to piss her off to and I don’t think Lilly was paying Logan much mind when she started sleeping with Aaron) 

Was she ever in love with Logan as much as he was?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, x761964632

There is no doubt in my mind she loved him as much as he loved her. In small amounts of screen time they had together on the screen they are ridiculous and infatuated with one another, equally. We see it from the way she took his advice about silly stuff and made it her own (like uses the vents to hide stuff in, she gets that idea from Logan, and then passes it off as her own because I think she’s keeping parts of him to herself), how he knows stuff about her that Duncan and Veronica don’t know (in 1x04 when they’re playing never have i ever and logan pushes the cup to lilly’s mouth to drink because he knows the answer), and, again, in 1x04 – which is the best Veronica Mars episode thank you very much – when Logan’s sleeping with his head in her lap and she’s kind of cradling his head like!! 

So, yes. She was a teenager and she was young and she was fabulous, impulsive, reckless, secretive, manipulative, thriving, caring, passionate, silly, enamored, etc., but none of this ever ever meant that she didn’t love him.