#what a shithead !!!
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2 posts in one day! What am I, active?
The amazing encouraging_beast on instagram has been hitting that pandemic grind, and between eating good and lifting hard, he's 110lbs thiccer all over (and loving every inch of it)!
#bulk#bulking#ex jock#exjock#hunky to chunky#fittofat#male gainer#belly#gay gainer#weight gain#please go check him out on insta too :D#whenever I make a post there's so much great stuff you don't get to see (thank you tumblr)#while we're on the topic fuck matt#what a shithead#but yeah sorry the kink blog probably isnt the place for that#beer belly#dadbod#fat kink#chunky
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me and oomf sometimes compile tld headcanons together and i occasionally sketch them
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I got this lnce a long time ago
It was very motivating, in the sense that I finished the work and blocked that user from reading
Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.
Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.
RIP decency indeed.
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cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.
#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
#not art#but important#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that#if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking#use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark#it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled#please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art#if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage#improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making#years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
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funniest fucking hockey stat i’ve ever heard in my life— players with the least amount of post-season games played who stil recorded 100 points ajdjfkf like that’s such a backhanded compliment 💀💀💀 just say they carry their team i— and 4 out of 5 were in oilers jerseys i’m crying
#for non-hockey people this translates to someone scoring a LOT of assists and/or goals….. but almost never making it to the playoffs lol#also not biznasty looking at the screen sitting next to WAYNE FUCKING GRETZKY and going ‘huh that’s a lot of oilers jerseys whats that about#like….. BIZ….. pls andjfkdkdkdkd#what a shithead
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i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us
#and still be mad at shithead executives for unfairly cancelling my pirate show#also imagine what my ao3 word count will be like. gonna be writing my little fics in the nursing home#sometimes when i get frustrated over my writing i have to remember that i've only been doing it for a little over a year#and not in my native language#there is still so much time and so much to learn and try and discover and explore and i am EXCITED#there is something so ancient and beautiful about humans being brought together by stories#storytelling is what humans have always done and will always do and what will always connect us#to our past to the future to each other#sorry for the 1 am ramblings#fandom#🐭📓
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I suspect the kind of person who writes this sort of thing doesn't really feel "shame" as we understand it.
Yes! All protestors have to do is become majority stockholders in defense companies and then destroy the companies. And their money.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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"dipshit" is an underrated insult tbh. there's a certain scalding disdain to it that nothing else can hope to match.
#🐉#i always forget i can use it too. ill be like 'what an asshole' or 'you shithead'#and then remember my friend the concise and scathing 'dipshit' <3
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“ i l—like to make v—very g—grown up c—choi—choices. “ peter pan !
" Really? " Asked the schemer.
He didn't believe her. Not even a little bit but then again he didn't know her very well and all his judgments are based on her timid nature which he finds interesting for all the wrong reasons.
" Hmm... I dunno sunflower. You aren't really giving me makes adult decisions energy. " while he says those three words he booped a few tickle spots with his fingers. " And that's okay. "
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#d draws#hs.dave#hs.karkat#whats a reasonable amt of time to wait for someone who got picked up by a bird#shithead house
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The terrors persist, but so do I, and so does the smut I continue to write.
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more flayer trazyns i never posted hehee oops..
#trazyn the infinite#orikan the diviner#the infinite and the divine#warhammer 40k#flayer trazyn au#ermmmmm once again debating should i even tag this#what is with orikan and his manic pixie dream girlfriends who literally wind up almost eating him alive#yeah. and of course orikan would act like a smug little shithead about the state trazyn succumbs to#but like. you are still whipped so who is actually winning orikan.#dip art#im sorry i am always at peak insanity about them.
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Something something, looking up to someone with so much awe and envy you aim higher and just get on a new level
#my art#mothydraws#sw tcw#commander fox#commander cody#commander wolffe#captain rex#star wars fanart#thats fox cody and wolffe from left to right#theyre bitching about something and wolffe is being a shithead#thats the prettiest rex ive drawn to date#the whole thing was affectionately but derangedly rendered#can you guess what song i was listening to on repeat?
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I'm choosing violence today.
#critical role poll#essek thelyss#these were just the early moments too#and easier to fit in a poll option#listen he's cool because he changed#let's celebrate what a shithead he was too#he came around!
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I used to despise Eridan and think he was the absolute worst character (barring Cronus ig) but you have shown me the light and completely turned my opinion around and now I think he is such an endearing little freak <3 I read your whole blog already but if you've got any more thoughts on eri or anyone else then I hope you post them bc I'd love to hear more abt it!
i have sooo many controversial opinions about the dancestors you have noooooo idea
#always glad to have another person go 'oh eridan's not that bad huh'#like he IS a freak and there is SO MUCH thats wrong with him#but he's supposed to be an antagonist AND sympathetic AND funny AND pathetic AND tragic#like all these things can be true hes just a complex character#same w a lot of them#vriska equius and gamzee all kind of fall into this boat#yes there is a lot thats wrong with them but they are also 13#let he who was not a shithead at 13 cast the first stone#anyway ive been hesitant about talking about the dancestors because if my eridan opinions are controversial...#but the tl;dr is that almost all of them suck horribly#like collectively they are the worst characters in homestuck and thats on purpose#bc their role in the story is villainous like theyre the reason lord english even exists#if the alternian trolls as a rule are meant to be sympathetic even if they have a lot of problems#then the beforus trolls are like a worst case scenario of 'what if they never address their problems and grow up that way'#theyre the counterpoint to the comics themes of being a kid and growing up#learning to care about each other and become responsible#the beforus trolls are children who never grew up#going through the exact same problems and drama as when they were children#because they never took responsibility for their own actions or their treatment of each other#And That's Terrible
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