#what a shithead !!!
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2 posts in one day! What am I, active?
The amazing encouraging_beast on instagram has been hitting that pandemic grind, and between eating good and lifting hard, he's 110lbs thiccer all over (and loving every inch of it)!
#bulk#bulking#ex jock#exjock#hunky to chunky#fittofat#male gainer#belly#gay gainer#weight gain#please go check him out on insta too :D#whenever I make a post there's so much great stuff you don't get to see (thank you tumblr)#while we're on the topic fuck matt#what a shithead#but yeah sorry the kink blog probably isnt the place for that#beer belly#dadbod#fat kink#chunky
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Random side character: I’ll be watching you.
Harvey: Enjoy the show :)
#literally The Main Character#what a shithead#harvey specter#like come on. how can you not love this guy. such a diva#loving harvey hours#suits usa
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me and oomf sometimes compile tld headcanons together and i occasionally sketch them
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Rowling a few years ago : "hmm, I can't be a bad person, look, the bad guys in my books are inspired of Nazi... it mean I'm the bravest writer ever UwU"
Rowling now: "actually, the bad guys are like the trans right activist... yeah I realized Nazis aren't that big of a deal when they agree with me..."
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i actually have a lot of stories i could tell about the shitty people i used to hang out with just because i was desperate to talk to somebody. there was a guy (who i had many encounters with) who was in one of my gym classes along with a girl i knew. gym class was hell, obviously, so the three of us hung out because we were all trying to make it out alive. the girl was kind of annoying but she was also going through a lot at the time and i had multiple classes with her at the time so i spent a lot of time just hanging with her and listening to her vent. she and the guy didn't know each other previously, but as we hung out more he confided in me that he had a crush on her. i knew from her constant barrage of information that she was already in a relationship and i told him as much, which he was fairly neutral towards. they never came to anything that i know of. a year went by, and when school started up again, the girl was nowhere to be found. she was even supposed to be in one of my classes, but she never showed up. i was worried about her, because i figured it had something to do with all the shit she had been going through last time i talked to her. the next time i saw the dude, i asked him if he had seen her around at all. he said, "who?"
#i was so fucking mad because like even if i didn't especially like spending time with her i still cared about her y'know?#and the fact that he professed himself to have feelings for her and then didn't even retain her existence in his memory#what a shithead#*char noises*#anyway that can be my last one for now i just like documenting this stuff. could be entertaining to someone as well
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I got this lnce a long time ago
It was very motivating, in the sense that I finished the work and blocked that user from reading
Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.
Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.
RIP decency indeed.
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cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.
#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
#not art#but important#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that#if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking#use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark#it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled#please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art#if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage#improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making#years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
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funniest fucking hockey stat i’ve ever heard in my life— players with the least amount of post-season games played who stil recorded 100 points ajdjfkf like that’s such a backhanded compliment 💀💀💀 just say they carry their team i— and 4 out of 5 were in oilers jerseys i’m crying
#for non-hockey people this translates to someone scoring a LOT of assists and/or goals….. but almost never making it to the playoffs lol#also not biznasty looking at the screen sitting next to WAYNE FUCKING GRETZKY and going ‘huh that’s a lot of oilers jerseys whats that about#like….. BIZ….. pls andjfkdkdkdkd#what a shithead
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"I have a reputation for ruthlessness. You'll find that it's deserved."
"I feel like telling people what a badass you are inherently makes you a little less badass."
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I suspect the kind of person who writes this sort of thing doesn't really feel "shame" as we understand it.
Yes! All protestors have to do is become majority stockholders in defense companies and then destroy the companies. And their money.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy!
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i can't wait to be 30+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 40+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 50+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 60+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 70+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 80+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to be 90+ and still in fandom and i can't wait to look back on my life and know that i loved things deeply and passionately and was inspired to create and was part of communities with incredible people from all over the world brought together by the stories that touched us
#and still be mad at shithead executives for unfairly cancelling my pirate show#also imagine what my ao3 word count will be like. gonna be writing my little fics in the nursing home#sometimes when i get frustrated over my writing i have to remember that i've only been doing it for a little over a year#and not in my native language#there is still so much time and so much to learn and try and discover and explore and i am EXCITED#there is something so ancient and beautiful about humans being brought together by stories#storytelling is what humans have always done and will always do and what will always connect us#to our past to the future to each other#sorry for the 1 am ramblings#fandom#🐭📓
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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"dipshit" is an underrated insult tbh. there's a certain scalding disdain to it that nothing else can hope to match.
#🐉#i always forget i can use it too. ill be like 'what an asshole' or 'you shithead'#and then remember my friend the concise and scathing 'dipshit' <3
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“ i l—like to make v—very g—grown up c—choi—choices. “ peter pan !
" Really? " Asked the schemer.
He didn't believe her. Not even a little bit but then again he didn't know her very well and all his judgments are based on her timid nature which he finds interesting for all the wrong reasons.
" Hmm... I dunno sunflower. You aren't really giving me makes adult decisions energy. " while he says those three words he booped a few tickle spots with his fingers. " And that's okay. "
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#d draws#hs.dave#hs.karkat#whats a reasonable amt of time to wait for someone who got picked up by a bird#shithead house
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The terrors persist, but so do I, and so does the smut I continue to write.
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