#what a fucking trip

[ragnarockz]

went thrifting today and found my grade 11 yearbook

at the thrift store; for sale

with my full name and picture in it

[guthrie-odonto]

So. @orbitalsparkle

Last thing I remember, I was in a really rough dust storm and my first ever glimmer of true consciousness was right before I powered down

I wake up and there’s a bunch of humans (how do I know what those are???) and the surroundings aren’t anything like the red dusty rocky place I’ve been in my whole life and what the hell this isn’t my body

We end up in a skirmish with some guard types and one of them (Lulu; @cambriascall ) goes fucking feral goth mode, growing wings and murdering one of them (I got an electric prod out of it though)

Some funny looking girl (Mimi; @melonkittii) is excited about something she has called a wiki?

We see a room with two orbs about to be pushed together and the girl with glasses who woke me up (Raini; @moreclaypigeons ) throws a screwdriver at it, which shuts down the machine but makes the orbs touch, causing an explosion that merges all the lab people in the room into a huge abomination

After it hurts Glasses, I try zapping the thing, but it snaps and gets absorbed and then the monster’s focus is on me now

The feral goth, who’s named Cythe apparently, tears this thing apart

This weird horned lava lamp thingy hops in, let’s the red orb (which was a soul???) go free, and gives Wiki girl the blue orb (fairy), and also it says I’m Pluto which is weird because I’m a Mars rover???

[signalboobs]

out of the 3,718 pages on my blog, 1,763 of them are just from my first year on the app. March 5th 2012-March 5th 2013. 47.4% of my blog is just that year. 1,763 PAGES of tumblr content. 17,630 posts, in a single year. that's an average just over 48 posts a day. I never even hit post limit.

i was on a whole other LEVEL of mentally ill, good god

[whatareyousearchingfordean]

x

[strangefable]

TFW a gifset blindsides you full force with feelings about a long dead ship for a long dead oc with an rp partner you no longer have contact with 🥲

[pseudolife-archived2]

so. i've had a day. my period, one cat in the vet's office for an abscess, another cat had a seizure... i have a full inbox, but i am tired and am instead going to be pestering inboxes. if you want something, lemme kno.

[badwolf109]

IM HOME

[technical-magi]

hey fun fact my mom just learned

if an airliner has to cancel a flight and that flight is a layover flight they can just decide to leave you stranded in an airport you weren't even planning on going to in the first place with no support whatsoever

US airplane travel is working exceptionally effectively, so I can see

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

[insomnisnack]

I'm now cackling at 6am in the damn morning imagining this 😂💀

I was trying to think about the ole "what would shapeshifters do with their extra mass when they turn into something smaller" and I thought "maybe they just convert it all to energy" and then I thought "uh my guy that's a lot of fucking energy"

[transmechanicus]

I know some people have unfathomable beef with the term but i really don’t see the issue with transmascs describing their specific experiences with societal mistreatment and persecution as “transandrophobia”, like i think it’s good to be able to discuss specific experiences and articulate the problems you’re facing actually.

[midoristeashop]

Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)

(That one vine)

Also have the things

[enderscribbles]

Chilchuck's one good sweater. This tag from the chilchuck fits post by @crypt1dcorv1dae had me inspired so i went into a doodle frenzy about Marcille dressing this middle aged man up for his first date in years... she is ecstatic

bonus:

and you say hello and i lose. etc

(id in alt.)

[regenderated]

"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?

[hansslut]

u masc lesbians that look like abby anderson, kate martin, caroline harvey and paige bueckers wanna hmu soooo badddd. like soooooooo baddddd....

[erinwantstowrite]

the haters are trying to get me to care about canon. they're trying to get me to only fuck with canon. newsflash you stupid bitch if you are in a fandom space you are consuming fanon. i don't CARE that it's canon that bruce wayne has hit his kids in canon. i make my own world where it's common fucking sense that heroes are good people who would not be abusers. "human flaw" this my ass that motherfucker drives a Batmobile and wears a Batsuit and throws around Batarangs. live in a suspended belief and have fun before you dry up and die a sad raisin of a being