#what a bunch of fools

[justbackgroundnoise]

Thank you, Jess Kondas, for this incredible piece of Toronto Sceptres media 🫡

[grievedifferent]

twitter makes tumblr seem like a scholarly website

[monkesupreme]

As cute as that post is, the hc i live behind is that Bruce has been surrounded by rich people all his life and is so aware of the kind of nasty shit they do that hes like hyperaware of protecting his kids in the Right way, and that means being extremely blunt and nonchalant about sexual things they may or may not do. Hes the dad thats constantly reminding them to use condoms or buy this kind of lube for these kinds of toys and the kids HATE ITTTTT theyre like PLEASE OLD MAN. ENOUGH. I GET IT !!!!

Hes like got a million answers for everything bc HE did so much shit in his lifetime that hes a walking encyclopedia but they would literally Die before coming up to him for any sex related questions. Which is really unfortunate (for them) bc at least TWO of his children are dating aliens and old enough to Do Things and its impossible to just google [insert alien race] anatomy; the only people who have that information are the aliens in question and BRUCE bc hes the only fucker that keeps track of this shit !!! Going to Bruce for anything is soooo dire bc the reminder that he FUCKS is like too much for them to bear, esp when hes out patrolling w Selina or Clark and hes like smiling and bickering w them its like NOOOO THATS RIGHT NOT THEM TOO ‘oh my fucking goddd not uncle clark’ <- jason about to literally explode from how red his fucking face is

[kerocola]

Christmas Klonoa (2022)

[blue-eli]

Ink October day 3: Sophistry

An argument that seems plausible, but is fallacious or misleading, especially one devised deliberately to be so.

[brat-school]

[max-headroomfiles]

Honestly even if watcher really *did* blaze their own post I wouldn't really mind that much because all they did was promote their show even though tumblr is a tad bit bad at adveseriment

[skania]

Kana and Ruby were desperate to be seen by Aqua/Goro. Meanwhile, Akane sought to see—understand—the real Aqua.

Aqua shines the spotlight on Kana to save her from her bad habits. He does the same for Ruby, freeing her from her burden.

The manga puts a lot of emphasis on the way Goro was Ruby's light, on the way Aqua brought out Kana's radiance. We're shown that Sarina wants to marry him, that Kana wanted to be his idol. Despite this, neither is privy to the burden Aqua is carrying.

With Aqua and Akane, the manga paints a different picture: It actually allows Akane to get involved. Aqua saved her life and ever since she has been doing her best to save his heart in turn.

What's more: Goro has been saving people all along, but Akane is the one the manga has actively taking mesures to return the favor.

[scoriarose]

Psst, other snake caretakers

I have an idea for April Fools-

who wants in? Private message me for deets.

[tewwor]

rrrrrrr i want to write a house party situation for no reason

[gardenwalrus]

the newspaper archives have been kind of fun actually because you get to see the press turn on the beatles in real time

[luckyladylily]

There is something I think a lot of us who have been on here for a decade or more have forgotten. I think I understand why, it's just been such a long time we've absorbed the common wisdom of tumblr. And I desperately, desperately need people to understand this.

The view of the world you see through the lens of tumblr is deeply warped and a great deal of the things you "know" from being on tumblr are factually, objectively wrong. This is hardly unique to tumblr, but it seems like many of us that remain, even people I know to be otherwise intelligent individuals, have forgotten that it does apply to tumblr.

If you did a true accounting of your own common wisdom you would be shocked at how ignorant and incorrect your held beliefs are. In every practical sense Tumblr is a deeply prejudice place (many prejudices here are unique to the kind of online progressive groups that thrive on tumblr) and if you are basing your belief system on tumblr group think you are basically by definition deeply prejudice yourself.

I mean the amount of tumblr people who 100% fully embraced gender essentialism so long as it said "man bad" and the self destructed into an asshole rad fem as soon as they had to consider a trans man should tell you how flawed our culture is.

[mxbitters]

on behalf of my gramma i think i should be allowed to tear people who make ai generated cross stitch and crochet patterns limb from limb thank you very much

[sincerely-sofie]

Happy Mermay! Have some vaguely-marine species swaps for the cast of TPiaG in a mermaid-ish AU.

Twig is a Lanturn, Opal is a Clobbopus, Ark is a Huntail, and Spindle is a Barboach.

Kip is an East Sea Gastrodon, Sen is a Starmie, and Lucky is a Horsea.

Grovyle is a Kabutops, Celebi is a Brionne, and Dusknoir is a Dragalge (Lapras was a close second for him!)

Koffing is a Wailmer, Skuntank is a Malamar, and Zubat is a Krabby.

Wigglytuff is a Mantine, Chatot is a Remoraid, Sunflora is a Cradily, and Cresselia is a Gorebyss.

Happy holidays. Do with this information what you must.

(Bidoof is a stunfisk btw)

[marmotsomsierost]

In my HUBRIS this morning i was like psh this a bell pepper it's not hot at all and i cut it up and deribbed it without gloves and now my cuticles are on fire my lips hurt intermittently because i keep touching the corners checking to see if the soap/hand sanitizer/milk soak/scrub has done ANYTHING because i really want to put my contacts in so i can fucking SEE and also i am rapidly approaching the Not Optional time to empty my menstrual cup and i would like to Not Experience Death today.

But M, you say, just wear gloves!

Fifteen years of Gloves Are Dirty means i can't even eat with gloves on, and you want me to touch my eyeballs with them. YES i know it's foolish and YES i know i could just wash my hands while wearing the gloves and NO that will still not override the neon lights flashing strobe in my brain going Gloves Are Dirty. I can't. I just. Nope.

I KNOW BETTER and i KNOW i KNOW BETTER i'm sorry mom for i have shaméd our good name.

My cuticles are fucking killing me, here. fuck this sucks.

[elegyofthemoon]

ok but do i want to actually sit and read through all the clockie animation stuff so i have better foundation for what i want to say? i guess