#what a bigass mood

[gunsatthaphan]

👁️👄👁️.

[allwormdiet]

Shell 4.1

As much as I wish Taylor could ride this high forever, unfortunately looks like it's back to school

Taylor. Honey. Dearheart. You keep being really complimentary about your bullies' physical looks, and this does not in any way undermine the hurt they've done to you or your resentment thereof, but it does muddy the waters a little bit as to whether resentment is the only thing you're feeling

The back-and-forth actually feels so refreshing compared to every previous interaction with the bullies, like. My god. Did Taylor just have to rob a bank to get the confidence she needs to not worry about these fuckers? I never thought that John Dillinger therapy would take off but maybe there's a future in that

Better the devil in plain sight than the devil you can't see at all.

John Dillinger therapy! This is what I'm talking about! Let's go Taylor, show that inner strength! Shed the burden!

I mean hell, maybe, or maybe this is an upturn where she finally gets sure enough in herself to get these jerks off her back forever. We'll see how it plays out, right?

The idle speculation on Mr. Quinlan is a little wild but well in keeping with my own experiences. Sometimes teachers just passively generate rumors around them.

This one stupid bit about John Dillinger therapy keeps paying off, this is great, real joke investment opportunity

Honestly Taylor I think you can feel bad about it while also living with it, I'm not gonna pretend to be some expert on morality or philosophy or whatever but I feel like you're allowed a certain number of felonies after enough suffering in your life

Technically not a career boost for the Undersiders, at least not as far as public renown, but making your enemies look like clowns is just as good if not better. Like yeah, those tools on the other side are getting their pay docked because of that bigass hole in the roof of the bank, and you're way richer from the same event

Expanding our understanding of the city a bit more, and honestly this sounds dope as fuck. I'd love to visit every once in a while and just soak in the culture, although not if it meant living in Brockton Bay. That seems. Bad.

Ugh, these kids

Honestly I'm not quite this hardcore but damn if it isn't a mood. I've yet to see proof of Rachel being wrong

Yeah I know she had her dogs attack Taylor, Taylor's an aspiring snitch, it's okay to maul a snitch

I think I knew this part already but honestly I'm more excited to have Rachel lore than anything

I wonder how much leniency can be provided for crimes that happen in the immediate aftermath or because of a trigger event. Maybe not a ton, or maybe enough to get away with murder. I'd be curious to learn more about that, if it ever comes up.

And uhh, yeah, that'd fucking get you dead bodies alright. Wonder if that's why she's so hardcore about the training, making sure that never happens again. Entirely for the dogs' benefit, or only mostly and then there's some part of her that thrives with that kind of control?

Alec you cheeky little shit, you're endearing yourself to me

Honestly Taylor, just try and breathe easy for a little bit, I don't think you've been able to do that in over a year. Take your time, enjoy your walk on the wild side.

Maybe I'm biased but I love these two interacting on their own, so I'm fully in favor of this plan Lisa

Well I'm sure if Lisa ever killed anybody they deserved it, or if nothing else she arranged circumstances so that they ended up deserving it after some mild provocation

it's fiiiiiiiiine

Current Thoughts

This story has such good slice of life, I want more of it every time and every time I get cut off before I'm satisfied. Is that on purpose? If that's on purpose Wildbow might be a more sinister intelligence than I'd thought.

School segment was so blissfully short and Taylor managed to fight Emma to a standstill so this is a huge improvement over every other second she's spent at school

If Rachel ever kills anyone on purpose they deserved it, and if Rachel ever kills anyone on accident it's okay bc everyone makes mistakes

Honestly I'd be willing to accept any of these kids as having a good reason to render someone cadaverrific. Brian and Lisa have good heads on their shoulders and at this point I'm starting to suspect that the lazy gamer thing Alec has going on is like, at least partially a front for a deeper personality, and he's trying to be shallow on purpose, so idk what that means for him being a killer but I somehow doubt he's a fucking Hannibal Lecter type when we're not looking

...Actually come to think on it the only two members the Protectorate has info on is Grue and Bitch, right? Tattletale is an unknown and Regent has almost nothing about him. I'd suspect Grue to be the second killer but I'm not sure if that's a red herring.

Find out eventually, I guess.

...I might have another chapter in me before sacking out for the night. We'll see.

[namis-gf]

HELLO NAMIS GIRLFRIEND 🫡🫡💥💥💥💥💥 would love to request some general mihawk x reader hcs !!!!!!! gn or masc reader if you please ^_^ love him and his bigass unblinking eyes . thanks in advance !!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡

hi hello anon!! this was rlly fun to work with, i think mihawk and a silly little creature is truly the dynamic ever.

summary: meet-cute turned meet-ugly on kuraigana island. collective hc thing about awkward!mihawk and a gn!reader who doesn’t know when to shut up to save their life.

word count: 580 words // 0.5k

cw: none!

with roronoa zoro returned to his captain, and perona’s soul floating far from her body as usual — dracule mihawk is perhaps a little lonely. while it's something he wouldn't admit, or truly let bother him in any way. but it is strange, the lack of noise and clatter around the castle. at first, he takes the opportunity to relax. read more books, lounge around, train every once and a while.

the routine is boring. he feels as though he may crawl right out of his skin. however, one morning, he discovers a surprise. on the way back to his makeshift training grounds, after feeding the many monkeys with swords, obviously — he finds an intruder.

and, well, maybe that isn't exactly the right word. you're young, have an androgynous air about yourself, and are currently hanging from one of the bear traps perona set up on a whim. he has to stifle a laugh, albeit small, since he'd warned her that roronoa would most likely fall victim.

but it isn't his ward, back from travelling already. he cuts you down from the tree, and offers a gloved hand. you get to your feet with a grin, looking him up and down.

"ha! i didn't actually think i'd find you here," you laugh, bending forward a little to catch your breath.

he only stares back, blinks once, and then twice.

"i just mean- uh, there are a lot of rumours, you know! when i was travelling around the neighbouring islands, they told me this place was haunted."

mihawk sighs. tourism, one of the most dreadful crimes of all. maybe even worse than piracy, or men with red hair who don't know when to stop talking. you remind him of one in particular, which doesn't help his already souring mood.

"i am not surprised," he says, tone measured, "many fear the unfamiliar. kuraigana is home to no phantoms, or vampires for that matter."

you can't help the smile that spreads unwillingly across your face. the barkeep at the last inn you'd slept in had indeed spoken of a vampire lord. "heard that one through the grapevine, huh?"

that stare is back on you again, and the moniker 'hawkeye' is starting to make way too much sense. "i beg your pardon?"

"don't worry about it," you snort, waving a hand in dismissal. "but i do have a favour to ask, you mind if i stay over for a bit?"

"..."

"listen, i have a good reason, okay?" you plead.

"and that is?"

"well, i may have taken something kind of important. from someone important. by accident, obviously, i'm totally not a pirate. i don't believe in piracy at all," you explain, gesturing to the ocean far behind you both. "and honestly, the guy seemed pretty mad, so i kinda just uh-"

"i get the feeling that if i let you continue on like this, we'll be here all day," mihawk says, before turning abruptly and heading back toward his original destination.

you run after him on a whim, expecting either rejection entirely or the cool steel of the sword he has strapped across his back. "hey, hey, wait up! i thought we were getting to know each other!"

"no time for that now," he replies, doesn't even turn to check you're following. "if what you say is true, i suppose leaving a poor mouse out to be eaten alive is unbecoming of a warlord."

"whatever you say, mr captain warlord sir."

"..."

"sorry, sorry! oi, watch it-"

FIN

happily ever after. he only kills u a little bit

[runawayonryo]

ppl stop writing for Heisenberg... how about our magnetto man with a punk/alternative SO??

OUHHHH yessssss!

pairing: Karl Heisenberg x GN!reader

{{note: I generally write REVillage fics Post-canon/alternate universe, assuming Ethan and rose, Mia etc. never existed sry XD}}

Warnings: swearing, brief mention of gore, very mild sexual themes

Ohoho where do I begin?

Karl when he first spots you is... intrigued to say the least.

You weren't like the others, you dressed differently, acted differently, and most importantly... you weren't like the other villagers, blindly following and worshipping Miranda!

Now, Karl being Karl... he thought about pulling his usual BS about "I'm a metal lord, fear me!" but quickly decided against it; not wanting to scare you off or anything. Especially since you didn't seem local, therefore not knowing who the fuck he is.

{and pshhh don't tell anyone i told you this, but despite his huge ego... he might not actually want you to know who he really is at first. So he'll try his best to act "normal" and as human as possible}

After he finally approached you and engaged in a regular conversation, he quickly finds himself craving more.

Long story short, he seeks you out in the village again the next day, inviting you over to his factory because... he didn't really have a house. Anyway, he wouldn't show you what he actually does in there... you two will be in his office on the first floor, he ain't taking you down into the actual factory until he is sure you won't freak out.

This "friend meeting" (totally not a date ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) goes smoothly surprisingly. He'll ask you about your tattoos and/or piercings, scars etc. {if you have any}.

After a long-ass conversation about all kinds of shit, he'll just ask the question we've all been waiting for.

"So buttercup, you... eh... one of those emos?"

Time for the explanation between emo, goth, punk, rock. Two minutes into this, Karl stops listening... he got his answer.

You listen to heavy music.

And so does he.

Start talking about Metallica, Slipknot, I prevail, Rob Zombie, ACDC, black sabbath, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, hell.... even SOME my chemical romance and Seether- and i promise, you'll get his attention piqued!

Especially if we're talking german bands such as "Rammstein" or "Die Toten Hosen" and he'll just... scream internally?

Like first of all... there's someone who also hates mother miranda besides him, they are funny, hot AND love german bands?!

SIGN HIM TF UP!

Needless to say, you two started a relationship quickly.

Despite needing to make his huge ass metal army, he takes a day off to make a bigass stereo...

{and then later that day Lady Dimitrescu complains about the loud ass music coming from his factory that even SHE and her three girls can hear from her castle. lol. Heisenberg tells her to shut the fuck up}

His huge goal is obviously to kill miranda... and then after escaping this shit village together with you. When the day comes, you two will celebrate with flipping off Lady supersized bitch and rolling off to a concert

{which likely isn't a good idea... imagine Karl wanting the microphone from the singer or something. You be chillin and there's just... a floating microphone... you be like... "Karl? what are YOU DOING?!" meanwhile Karl just has a shit eating grin as the crowd screams}

But let's not jump to far into the future...

Right now, you two are stuck under Miranda's disgusting-ass thumb.

Dark times man. It's shit, but whenever you waddle into his office whilst he's working... just y'know... get your phone out and play one of his favorite songs!

This man will {depending on his mood} shoo you away, or most-likely drop what he's doing and just... *grab* you and start juming around the room like monkies in a moshpit.

Once the song finishes, his hand will move from cupping your cheek, to cupping CHEEKS. Just him seeing you rock out to his favorite songs... is enough for Karl to get all hot 'n bothered. So expect some bending over the Work-bench and nice grindin' whilst 'Closer' by nine inch nails plays ;)

EXTRA:

if you like steampunk

this

man

will

just...

Scramble to collect little gears and screws... making little earrings, rings, necklaces etc.

also

stud bracelets.

OH

and if you like wearing chokers

be careful

that awakens a beast within him

"oh ho ho buttercup! What do we have here? Want me to attach a leash and make you *my pet*?

[da-rulah]

I was stricken in the middle of the night by a “line” I suppose is the best term and I even started to write out a bigass thing to plop in here for ya since I have no intention of using them. But then I felt weird about it, like that was excessive, so I just broke it down to basics:

You or Reader or whomever is very inexperienced, in no small part due to her own insecurities regarding herself in the act of sexual pleasure — even when it’s just her taking care of herself. All those tiny things that are natural like heavy breathing or twitching, face burning up as it scrunches. Hell, even the messiness that comes with, well, coming! Worst part is, she knows it’s ridiculous to feel this way about things nearly everybody does in some way but she just can’t help but feel she does it “so ugly”. Maybe it’s residual religious guilt, maybe her self-esteem is just that low.

Whatever the case, she somehow manages to stammer her way into an evening with Terzo. Maybe she sought him out specifically for his prowess, maybe they’ve been seeing each other. All in all, though? She’s hoping he’ll be the end up these insecurities. That with those magic fingers he displays in those clawed gloves or caressing imaginary pussies on stage — that they can reach inside her and stroke out those insecurities. Leave her cured.

And stroke he does, leaving her a panting, twitching mess in his sheets. She feels that sweet, bubbly feeling floating up from her spoiled pussy — and then she feels disgust with herself. She can feel her sweat messing up his purple satin sheets, her face unscrunching from what was surely a grotesque expression, heavy breathing that surely sounded less like an aroused nymph and more like a water buffalo in heat.

But perhaps worst and most noticeable of all: The juices oozing out, smearing everything below. Sticky. Wet. Jarring.

Of course, Terzo notices a shift in the mood: How could he not, after so many experiences where the same, molasses-thick air of lust and bliss were familiar?

He asks what’s wrong, has to gently pry it out because his little bedmate is embarrassed and horrified with both herself and how it’s now effecting their time together. Will he put her out? Will he lecture her? Logistically, she hasn’t a clue. But the embarrassment from being so vulnerable — on a psychological level, no less — makes her want to shrivel up and die. Maybe cry. Cry, then die.

But Terzo listens the entire time, never interrupting or feeding her words. His stare is hard but attentive, like a good lover.

“Ah, but you see, Dolcezza,” he coos when you finish. “You are sorely mistaken. This,”

With that, you jolt at a sensation: The feel of his fingers gliding along your sensitive pussy, collecting your drip. He then raises his glazed fingers for you to see.

“You have done a very beautiful thing.”

He says it in earnest. His tone may be light, but it’s not with taunting: It’s with assurance. Adoration. You try to avert your eyes, blush beginning to heat your cheeks once more, but you hear him object.

“No, no. Don’t look away. See what you have done,” he uses his free hand to gently hold your head in place, looking forward.

You see how your cum catches what little light there is in the antipope’s chambers. Golden flecks of candle light are captured in your “creation”.

“You see, amore mio?” he offers gently. He spreads his fingers, allowing their coating to stretch and drip. “Do not be ashamed; this is how we honor the Old One.” Well. That was true, wasn’t it?

Before you could respond with a sheepish agreement, however, you watched as the cum-coated fingers disappeared into his mouth. Complete with the sound of sucking and moans part of you wished were done for emphasis but ultimately you knew they, too, were genuine.

By the time he released them, now cleaned of your slick, there was a revived primalism in Terzo’s eyes. For what little light there was, his white eye practically glowed. It bore down on you, pinning you in place, forcing you to acknowledge your insecurities, your offerings.

“Better yet…” You felt caged as he began to position himself atop you. You felt nude in an entirely different way beneath his gaze.

You felt desired.

“It is how you honor me.”

You felt good.

Well I certainly enjoyed reading this... Thank you, anon. 😈

"It is how you honor me" got me in a chokehold.

[judging-will-wood-confessions]

god i fucking hate that bitchies bigass blueberry pie song or whatever the fuck it is im sorry i know the fans love it but i just can't stand it

I do too

[lizadale]

ok lemme talk about this idiot for a second

first off i want to reiterate that my King Boo is NOT an actual boo - boos are living creatures with ghostlike properties, King Boo is a dead star child who chooses to spend most of his time looking like a boo because he thinks they're neat. so he's also not a king, he's like a mob boss. but all the boos/ghosts/spirits generally hold him in high regard because he's powerful af so he gets away with the king thing, and sometimes he gets invitations to royal conferences because his schtick is pretty convincing (sometimes he shows up and licks all of the catering and then leaves)

soooo he was a star child basically in the same position Luigi is now, except he died young and told the Star Spirits "i do what i want" when they tried to fix the hole. that was 1,000 years ago. his death is what prompted the Shadow Queen to start shit.

anyway!! aside from shapeshifting shenanigans... he can't do boo things, like go into an object and make it disappear. he CAN put other souls inside of things. like paintings. but he can't separate a soul from its living body.

gems are less of an 'amplifier' for him than a method of control. his soul is insanely powerful, so channeling magic through them helps him not indiscriminately blow stuff up. when he's in boo form, he has LESS control because, you know, less fingers. only the bigass crown. however, in boo form he also has less POWER because he has the ability to anchor his soul, keeping it in a set position. i've shown this pic before but:

his 'kingdom' is the area covered by his soul and it's HUGE. the fog you see in Evershade? that's him. he can shift things around at long distances, and knows immediately when someone enters the sphere. when his soul is anchored like this, he can't leave it, but he can pick it back up again if he needs to. maybe to go go-karting with no legs again. storms tend to roll through Evershade and adjoining Forever Forest when he's in a foul mood due to his effect on the atmosphere.

since he's a ghost, he of course can phase through physical objects. this makes fighting him really hard; Mario can't do anything to him, which is why he keeps getting his ass thrown in paintings. however, KB cannot phase through anyone with soul magic, so people like Luigi and Peach can touch him and there's nothing he can do about it. the only person he's really threatened by is Luigi, but Luigi is at a constant disadvantage by still being mortal - that's why KB wants to capture him instead of kill him. :3

[query-quadrant]

Wh⛤t should I we⛤r for my first p⛤le ⛤nnivers⛤ry?

It’s mine ⛤nd my moir⛤ils first p⛤le ⛤nnivers⛤ry this sweep. Obviously I’d LOVE to spoil them rotten, so I got us tickets to ⛤ highly renowned st⛤ge perform⛤nce, ⛤nd ⛤ reserv⛤tion ⛤t ⛤ rest⛤ur⛤nt ⛤fterw⛤rd. ⛤s you c⛤n obviously tell, I know wh⛤t I’m doing, ⛤nd h⛤ve ⛤ll of th⛤t covered. 

The only problem is th⛤t I h⛤ven’t the f⛤intest ide⛤ of wh⛤t to we⛤r. 

I’m ⛤n extremely high cl⛤ss violetblood, ⛤nd I refuse to we⛤r ⛤nything th⛤t isn’t floor-length, but my moir⛤il often comments th⛤t this m⛤kes me ⛤ppe⛤r more cold th⛤n I re⛤lly ⛤m. Unfortun⛤tely most of the ⛤dvice I h⛤ve seen online m⛤inly involves we⛤ring g⛤rish p⛤tterns or intention⛤lly messy clothing. 

Do you h⛤ve ⛤ny ide⛤ how I might m⛤ke myself ⛤ppe⛤r more “w⛤rm” or “⛤ppro⛤ch⛤ble” without h⛤ving to dumb down my f⛤shion sense to the likes of mini⛤ture-putters? 

oh finally something i can talk about yeah ok buckle in this shits gonna be long as hell im not even gonna bother with my gimmick here i just wanna talk about clothes for a second

most trolls are dumb as shit and dont give a fuck about fashion and its not even just everyday clothes i mean youve probably seen the shit some trolls wear to dates vitriol emoji

but if youre looking for actually good inspo i have a friend who put out some shit in eclectoskeleton but also theres been some surprisingly good shit in deadliest designs monthly recently

if youre looking for advice from me specifically though then heres a couple things to think about if you wanna wear fancy pale clothes

i dont normally wear this stuff but i do at least have a working thinkpan and know way more than most idiots plus i have super real degrees in quadrantology so some of its probably good advice

colors: obviously going lighter and softer is classic its called pale feelings the pale quadrant and the holidays pale moon night so why not pale colors obviously duh

most trolls stick to blacks and grays and darker shit at least as the base of their outfits most of the time because theyre boring pieces of garbage and also cause its practical i guess

so bringing out those pale pinks or just lighter violets or whites feels special and its something you can do to soften shit up

its pretty it stands out in a crowd and it sets a mood it says i give a fuck about you and i want people to know

but you dont have to stick with that ive seen trolls get a lot of mileage out of shit like wearing a little of each others colors or you can even try their favorite colors for cute personal shit

design:

obviously you already know about shit like diamond motifs but theres ways to do that without just throwing on an ugly little argyle sweater

diamond shapes in embroidery or beading or in lace can look really fucking cute if you do it right

if you can work in moons and stars thats something pretty and obviously pale but not that stupid looking and btw dont be afraid to throw in a little bit of sparkle too

you said you have to wear floor length shit but thats not a deal breaker i mean shit big clothes are classic for paledates and even though youre not gonna be wearing actual palewear you can take those sorts of ideas and fold them into your shit by going for something flowy

i mean yeah bigass sweaters and scarves are classic but so are things like capes maybe its not always "approachable" but it can still say "i pity you or at least probably give a shit about you"

accessories:

anyway speaking of classically pale shit obviously look into pearls the pink ones even kinda look like little pink moons you get it you know what i mean

diamond shaped jewelry is classic but also cabochon cuts are also good to look into especially if you can get your fronds on any pink or white rocks or anything with a little chatoyancy

other shit i forgot to mention or general shit:  if you want you can do matching shit

it doesnt need to be one of those matching half and half diamond necklaces for wigglers or anything just making sure theyre wearing something with the same metal and decorative rock as you are or at least some of the same colors so you look good together is good enough  i got a little into this by talking about stuff like sparkles and moons and all that but just think about pale nicknames when youre thinking about what to wear "moonlight" "starlight" "moonrise" "moonbeam" "stars" "twilight"

all those things are real and actually pretty things that you can take a lot of inspiration from

even shit like "sugar" or just fucking "diamond" or any of the millions of flowers and random pink or white or sparkly things people use

[larcenywrites]

Since Tony's birthday is near (May 29th), could we get some headcanons for celebrating birthdays with him? Maybe waking him up with breakfast in bed and birthday cupcakes, just something small and intimate, just the two of you before y'all gotta go to his official birthday party with like half of the town in it or maybe a bigass birthday party his parents are throwing for him if it's young!Tony?! Young!Tony or regular Tony, whatever you prefer. Fluffy (and smutty if you want heheh birthday boy also deserves some bday sex)

EEEE, I knew I should do something for it today, but didn't have the time or energy to plan out any good one-shots or anything! And I do wanna do both :3

Warnings: sexual references

Celebrating His Birthday

young!Tony Stark

💠Tony takes any excuse to party! So your first thought is that you may have to chain him to a tree to keep him from going too crazy when his birthday comes around! Wait... when is his birthday? You still don't know even after you've been together after quite a few months. Hopefully you haven't missed it :( but when you ask, he whines grumpily and rolls over, but not because you missed.

💠"May 29th," he finally grumbles after you poke around (and poke him) a little. His obvious dip in mood has you deflated, lying limply over him. Tony hates his birthday. He'll tell you outright, but he won't really give you a reason. "So you don't do anything?" College is out, so he can't even go to some party or throw one, his one friend isn't from around here, and you weren't around until recently, soooooo the answer to that question is no.

💠His parents can hardly get him to eat dinner with them, and for once he doesn't want Things or Stuff. Because of this, it's just another day that Howard and Tony fight over, but Tony's been called ungrateful and an asshole many many times, so it's not going to phase him today any more than another. Well, obviously something is phasing him a little more today than any other day, but you can really only infer from context clues. He will never tell.

💠Even with you, he doesn’t want it to be a big deal. He’d prefer to lay around in bed all day tbh. Tony’s energy levels aren’t necessarily high to begin with, but he’s pretty low today :( don’t make him do too much too fast, don’t go crazy. In fact, let him sleep in for as long as he wants! Well, maybe not too late. He will sleep until the next day if you let him 😅 If you're feeling brave, slide under the covers to wake him up with a blowjob 😏 buuut he might go back to sleep when you're done... Maybe save it for later...

💠Instead, wake him up a little more gently that afternoon! Even he can't help but smile when you're kissing over his cheeks and playing with his hair 😘 Lie down on top of him and you'll probably be tempted to join him in bed, after all, but- no! Today isn't a day to be moping around!

💠But... wait. What do you get for the man that has pretty much everything and has done pretty much everything? Honestly, don't think about it too hard. Even if he's done it a thousand times, what makes him happy? Anything is better that letting his thoughts eat him alive in bed all day :(

💠If he's turning 21, even though he's already had his fair share of alcohol, be a bit of a dork and make him order a drink at a restaurant or go to a uncrowded bar. He can get it legally now! Amazing! He may even get a free one or two because it's his birthday! But it's also 2 in the afternoon, and his parents still want to do something later, so keep an eye on him and don't let him drink too much... or do and laugh your ass off when he's stumbling through the park, but you might get the cops on your ass 😒

💠You could take him to a liquor store, but those guys haven't been IDing for years 🙄 But you can make him try some weird shit like birthday cake flavored vodka or banana pudding moonshine! You can't exactly try it out now, but just because everyone else goes to bed doesn't mean you two will!

💠It may sound boring to you, but if you can find some thrift-like store that is just full of vinyl records and such, he'll be like a kid in a candy shop! Or maybe closer to a bull in in a china shop. How did he not know this was so nearby? He always pays for everything, so you could try to be nice and repay that this time, but be aware, Tony can rack up quite a big bill 🤧 Either way, he'll be pretty excited! If you can, try to get an album he likes that has limited addition cover art or maybe the record itself is a special color. His eyes will light up when you suddenly hand it to him to add to his pile, and you'll get a nice kiss right there in the shop 🥰 Tony might even find a way to hang it up or display it, he'll be so happy!

💠Hopefully you aren't tired of it, because somehow Tony is never tired of the aquarium! The penguin show? He's front row. The touch tanks? He's having more fun than the kids. The sea lions? Still scared of them. The reef sharks? Somehow knows another random fact about them. Get into one of those behind-the-scenes tours where they show off the water pumps and vet centers. He's never considered it before, and he'll be all over the machines back there! He's never been one for the gift shop, but get him a shark plushie this time 🥺 he'll act like he's too grown for that, but he'll be petting it the entire time he's holding it 😌

💠Head back home and, regardless of all the previous not-so-happy birthdays, Maria still tries to do something, bless her. She probably told you to bring him back by a certain time, too. She does a lot, but manages to keep it simple at the same time because she knows Tony will feel less weird about it 🥺 Probably just makes his favorite meal. Tony doesn't have much of a sweet tooth, and prefers fruitier flavors compared to chocolatey, so instead of a cake it's probably an arrangement of fruit-garnished cupcakes with a simple candle on the one in the middle :) that he really doesn't want to blow out because it makes him feel a bit weird and kinda gross :( but, fine, he'll do it for you guys 🙄

💠And of course she got a gift or two! Not much because she knows Tony will feel bad, but a few nice shirts for you to steal later and maybe another high-end watch that he needed another color in (or maybe matches these new shirts better than his other would 💅). If he's turned 21, she probably also got him some kind of high-end whiskey even though he literally drinks wine with them at home and stuff, so it's not a big deal... but it's all in good fun! Maria will even do a shot or two with him (and you if you join in) with whatever she bought 🤭

💠She's also cheesy and sentimental, and always takes a picture of Tony on his birthday even knowing he can't stand it 🤧 But this time, you get to be in the picture, and his smile is much more genuine and happy this time 🥺 That is, until she gets out the pictures from every other birthday to show you- including one taken only an hour after he was born! Tiny Tony!

💠Considering you both woke up late, it's definitely not sleepy time, even after all the fun, but those drinks will definitely make Tony a bit loud... Grand idea: sneak out to go to the beach and watch the sunset! With drinks in tow, of course! And maybe a cupcake or two.

💠There's a section for "kids," but who's to say you aren't allowed to use the swings too?? Force him to sit on the seesaw with you!

💠"This is stupid."

💠"Tony, we always do something stupid."

💠He'll gripe, but he'll have fun 😌 And by fun, he'll probably end up keeping you in the air while he's busy licking lemon icing off of a cupcake. Honestly, it's not a bad view, but pout about it just so he'll smile up at you 💘

💠Sit on the swings and cough in disgust at the cake flavored vodka, even though Tony will keep drinking it anyway and complain about how gross it is each time 🙄 You may need to cut him off before he falls out of the seat, but he's just as leaned over down in the sand, too. On you, of course! He's really not that bad off, just a little giggly 😆 His tolerance isn't as high as you'd think.

💠He's more interested in splashing you with water than the setting sun, but he better not get salty sea water on your cupcake! Give him a little kiss to calm him right down ;) and he'll just rest a cheek on your shoulder instead, and barely rest his fingers over yours like he's suddenly shy to hold your hand for the first time. Just cozy up to him and let him sober up a little more as the stars come out, and watch him still manage to point out planets and constellations despite the inebriation.

💠"I don't really know what it means, but mom said I'm a Gemini," he mumbles, pointing at a starry cluster. "I don't have a twin, though."

💠"I don't think that's what that means, Tony."

💠It's getting cold and late, so pack him into the car and sneak back into his room through the window, and he's already undressing before you can even close it behind you!

💠"Was it okay?" You, rightfully so, ask nervously. He hums thoughtfully, but the arms pulling you into him answer your question.

💠"It was much better than okay," he responds quietly, shyly smiling and looking down. Only your hands on his face and kiss on his nose can make him look back up at you. His nose crinkles, but his smiles does get bigger :) Too big actually...

💠"But I know a way you could make it better."

Tony Stark

💠One might say that every day must be Tony's birthday. He always gets what he wants, he's always going places, he throws parties every other weekend and half the time he doesn't even show up

💠But the day of his actual birthday? Oh, you'll know when it is, but he still might not even make it to his own party 😅

💠But the craziness doesn't happen 'til sunset, or maybe just not until the weekend if his b-day is on a weekday. If it is, he always takes the day off even if he does literally nothing. He's entitled to the day, he says. I still haven't recovered from being born, so I need the time off.

💠No matter the excuse, you could never say no to having him in bed into the late mornings, nor to pampering him even though he's always spoiled af 😌

💠You should probably let a terminally exhausted man sleep, but he won't be mad at the tickling kisses to his neck, or the tongue trailing down his stomach... it's not very often you get the chance to wake up before him, so you're both more than happy with a little morning blowjob 😏 Coddle him and cuddle him when he finishes, wrap your arms around his neck and plant your lips in his hair. Let him lay in bed for a while longer 😌 Possibly into the afternoon because he'll return the favor and it's his b-day, you gotta let him have as much of his favorite treat as he wants 😘

💠But once you do finally get out of bed, it's mostly a relaxed day. Surprising, right? Sure, his party this weekend is going to be wild, but just in the house with you should be a little more intimate and loving.

💠It's rare that he can or wants to do actual cooking with you! Probably something easy, though, like waffles or pancakes. And he probably wants to make smiley faces in the batter out of blueberries or raspberries or something 🥺 And you know what? Who cares about eating in bed today! He still does a little, but- it's fine it can be washed if something does get dropped but please try not to

💠Make a few cupcakes just for fun! He wants to put on the icing, though! Beautiful might not be the word you'd use to describe them, but Tony doesn't seem to mind 😅 He might also terrorize you with the bag of icing, or wipe it off on you when it gets on his hands. You could compete with him if you want, but if yours look better he'll simply steal them instead! And swipe that bit of icing off his nose while you’re at it 🥺

💠The house probably already has gifts piled up in the living room, even from business and CEOs from the other side of the world! They're mostly complimentary things, though. Just cards or native plants, maybe a charm or two that are supposed to carry fortune and luck. It's fun to just go through them all! But you could quite literally spend hours doing it, and he'll likely have even more by the weekend! Honestly... most of it gets thrown out anyway, so don't feel bad about your own gifts 😌

💠In fact, you really don't need to get him anything. As much as he likes to get gifts just to feel ooed and awed and all, he has everything he could ever want right here, and that's fine! If anything, maybe get him a cologne that you really liked in the store 😏 or just get him a silly looking tie or boxers with fish on them or something lmao

💠Absolutely make DUM-E wear a party hat and make JARVIS sing happy birthday 🥳 While your at it, put a hat on Tony too! But if you want to light a candle on a cake or something, make sure no nearby robotic arms can attempt to put it out 🤧 Tony will not be very amused, but it does make a funny picture!

💠Have JARVIS design a card, and sign his name somewhere when he prints it! Maybe a simple but sweet message in the center, with love, from us, or something 💛 DUM-E will draw a very very beautiful heart that takes up an entire side of the card :) it’s a little jagged and lopsided, but it’s a lot better than last year’s! Sure, there’s probably a big guest book at his party that tons of people will sign, but this is different. These are the ones that actually know and love him, and can write personal messages alongside their names because there’s so few, and in their own favorite colors! DUM-E and U also sign their names right inside that heart, just as beautiful 😌 Tony will never admit it, but every year it still makes him want to tear up a little 🥲

💠Sit on the balcony at night and light the fire pit, cuddle in the fake grass with some shitty takeout like McDonalds or something. He can still point out every constellation, and he still doesn't really know much why it matters that he's Gemini or whatever. He doesn't even have a twin??

💠You may want to keep up his mother's tradition and add another photo to the album. Tony won't mind, and may not be paying attention anyway, but honestly today isn't the day that he wants to look back through it. It's probably been years, but one day he will. And, boy, he'll probably be shocked at how much he's changed 🥹

💠End the night with a nice bath, with vanilla scented bath bombs and maybe splashing water over the side of the edge of the tub and all over the tile floor... get him ready for another workday or two 😔

💠But with the weekend comes the day of the party! Which is probably now at some grand ballroom or hall after an incident at the house a while back 😒

💠Probably just me being a service sub, but dress him up for his party 🥺 wash his hair, get out that cologne you bought for him. Maybe he'll put his favored necklace on you, with a little kiss to the back of your neck 🥺 and this is exactly why he doesn't make it to his parties half the time...

💠Be prepared to drag a drunken Tony up a flight of stairs and into bed later! Just stay nearby to make sure he doesn't get into anything he shouldn't! Especially that tower of glasses full of champagne 😬But let yourself have some fun, too, if drinking is your thing, but you still probably won't be able to outdrink him!

💠He is going to want to cut the first piece of that very tall marbled cake. Hopefully it's done earlier in the night when he's not as drunk and properly wield a big knife. Otherwise, you might need to help him out 😅 Or just get Happy to do it because you might be a little under the table yourself. Tony might be pouty about not being the first to cut it, though >:(

💠Did someone say fireworks? Yep, a whole show of 'em! Any shape and color you can think of! But you both may be too busy making out in a nearby bathroom to catch it... ah, who cares? he can shoot fireworks over the ocean from the balcony anytime he wants!

💠You won't know most of the people. Tony might know about 40% of them. Why is this person congratulating you? Why is some asshole trying to strike a business deal with Tony-- and his drunk ass is agreeing?? Well thank god this isn't at your house this time because the people on the roof are not your problem 🤨

💠When Tony is more sober again by the end of the night, AKA 1am, he might ask you to dance with him ❤ He might still be a bit clumsy on his feet, but let him have his moment 🥺 and a few kisses!

💠He's going to be pretty damn tired when you finally get home, but you probably are too. And whether you like it or not, you might have to help him undress or else he will just fall asleep as is. Shoes and all! But no matter how tired he is, it won't stop him from trying to get a little frisky when you start unbuttoning his shirt 😉

💠And eventually, that grand cake will be a small array of red and yellow cupcakes, raspberry and lemon if you must know! And eventually those party guest filter more and more into a smaller group that you'll finally know and actually be able to trust. Tony isn't too keen on the crowds anymore, anyway. Or the noise, or the drink. Plenty of gifts still pile up in the living room, but by now he hardly cares to look through them unless its from his small social circle. Besides, he probably has a much better gift in his arms that needs to be attended to first 😌

[voca-smut-drabbles]

Hey, so I saw your NSFW headcanons for Fukase and how you said he's into some "wild stuff", so now I'm really curious about the specifics lmao (as long as you're okay with it of course!)

Sincerely, a Fukase simp who headcanons him as a kinky bastard as well

Sorry it took me so long to finally get around to doing this but YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD MOTHERFUCKER! Hope ya like it! Fukase being a kinky bastard headcanons

Oh golly goodness me where do I BEGIN?

Oh I know! How about bottoming?

STEP ON HIM, SPIT IN HIS MOUTH, PUT HIM IN A CATBOY OUTFIT, GRIP HIM BY THE COLLAR OF HIS SHIRT AND SLAM HIM AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL BEFORE RAILING HIS SMUG ASS /pos

Fukase loves being treated like your personal stress relief when it comes to sex, and he will definitely thank you for it, even if he ends up being unable to walk for a week.

He's a sucker for roleplay. Petplay, Master/servant, you name it, he'll try it!

He loves non-humanshaped dildos oh my fucking god-

Peg this man and knot him with a bigass bad dragon strapon he'll be screaming for more.

Oh and don't think I forgot about the hcs I have for him being a switch.

He can either be your sweetest gentledom or your big bad and absolutely brutal master depending on his mood and/or what you're into.

He will absolutely ANNIHILATE any sense of dignity you had if you ever get too bratty with him and he will love every second of making you scream his name.

He'll bring you closer and closer and closer, only to stop when you're just barely about to reach orgasm. But maybe he'll let you finally cum if you beg for it. ;3

[masschase]

Here's my OTP playlist again with full explanations of each song.

Bitch with a Keyboard, Asshole With a Gun: Matt and Casey's Journey

There is mention of nsfw stuff but I've kept it pretty vague tbh.

Wicked Game (Chris Isaak): I used the original of this because I already have a HIM song on this playlist. Still considering switching to the Stone Sour version. I know it's probably a cliché choice. But I felt like I needed a starter if this was going to be a cohesive journey. From Matt's side this reflects the fact Casey both spared his life and saved him from the simulation first. For Casey it represents that moment a couple of weeks into being on the ship when they've just had sex and they're just joking around together. She looks into his eyes and as I've said before, she sees a dangerous potential there and realises they just can't do this again. She has important world-saving shit to do and she can't just go falling in love with anyone. So she rambles out the rule about not sleeping with anyone on the ship more than once, and she sticks to it when more of her friends come aboard. Thing is, once those months have passed, everyone's like oh yeah, we all had that one time with the Boss, and doesn't think much of it. Matt is probably the only one who still thinks about that rule a lot, for obvious reasons. He has no idea he's the reason it exists.

Secretly (Skunk Anansie): This is really representative of the kind of mid-portion of their friendship before romantic feelings develop. When Matt in particular is trying his best *not* to be attracted to her (by the way the scene with him and Johnny regarding this is one of my favourite things ever ever ever I love their bond) but Casey keeps absent-mindedly telling him shit about how much she'd like to be pinned to the bed by a dirty talking Austen hero type and that sort of thing. 😅 Also kind of works from the opposite perspective. Matt wants to be with Asha so really he should be steering clear of Casey but he just... doesn't manage to. Honestly when I said a while ago I worry I portray Matt as a bit of a dick, it's this sort of thing I mean 😅

Dreaming Of You (The Coral): This could be an innocent enough song but thanks to Scrubs I associate it heavily with sex, plus with the kind of tempo it has... I tie it together with the feverish results of the interactions I mentioned in connection with the previous song. I don't know what the correct term is for "a captain and lieutenant listening to each other erm.... enjoying themselves through a wall and getting encouraged by each others noises" other than "inappropriate".

Right Here In My Arms (HIM): I really associate HIM with Matt; I feel like he has a bigass heartagram belt buckle hidden somewhere in his old flat, haha. Anyway, this is their friendship a little later on. "So hard she's trying, But her heart won't turn to stone" is very very Casey and this whole song is representative of the way she keeps returning to him despite the fact it's inadvertently leading to her falling for him.

Surrender (Billy Talent): I've said before how much the second verse reminds me of them "Even though I know what I'm looking for, She's got a brick wall behind her door, I'd travel time and confess to her, But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger.". It's very representative of both when Matt gets to the pining, unrequited (ok not really) love stage with Casey as well as the whole time travel plot and how that plays out. Also I just want to talk about the line "She wonders why I'm always in a good mood" because like... I constantly think about Casey thinking "Matt's secretly such a sweet funny guy, I wonder why not everyone sees it?" and it's like... he's comfortable around you my dude. He's happy and can be himself. His socially awkward has stopped socially awkwarding and that's why he doesn't need that egotistical facade.

Gunslinger (Avenged Sevenfold): for that period of time they are really missing each other during my fic. It was playing when they were bonding in Camden a year previously and Pierce complains that Casey starts listening to it over and over when Matt is gone. The bit that captures her is "I won't question why so many have died, My prayers have made it through yeah, 'Cause with all these things we do, It don't matter when I'm coming home to you."

Demolition Lovers (My Chemical Romance): This could really be placed higher or lower but it mostly makes me think of if Matt and the younger Casey really did go and do some "Bonnie and Clyde sorta shit" or really did run away together after the party. But it also makes me think of any situation of them running off and dying together. Which happens more often than you'd think.

Gone Too Soon (Simple Plan): Pretty much this whole album (Get Your Heart On) reminds me of the thing between 2022 Matt and 2016 Casey, and the band has links to both of their teen years in my hc. But this is the song they dance to and it has heavy foreshadowing for the next couple of chapters.

Last Dance (The Cure): It plays right after the previous song but they don't get to dance to it in 2016. That's really supposed to symbolise that this is not the end for them. But it sums up so much of the way I see Casey waiting nervously the night they finally get together, and they dance to it that night too. I've said this before but a lot of The Cure songs remind me of them.

Undisclosed Desires (Muse): This to me is very representative of their sexual relationship but also of the fact that even before they are together Matt begins to see more to Casey than the typical perception of her.

Running (No Doubt): This song is so them to me. The fact it's No Doubt makes me think of Casey, the fact it sounds like chiptune makes me think of Matt. The fact they do make this agreement that for the sake of their survival they will run instead of fighting when needed. Matt's surprise that she chose him of all people. Casey's fear that she'll fuck this up somehow. But the fact that they have each other through it all. I'd say it's between this and Last Dance for 'their' song, but I feel like this is the one that they'd think of as their song.

Deathbeds (Bring Me The Horizon): OK, admittedly, I have a load of songs on the longer playlist that could go here (I Will Follow You Into The Dark, There Is A Light That Never Goes Out etc.). But I feel like this one is a really good representative of that feeling of "I strongly believe we might end up dying together but I'm still never going to leave you.".

House on the Hill (The Pretty Reckless): It's a little more sombre than it should be for how I picture their future/endgame but nonetheless a lot of it relates. The way it starts with "Somewhere in the end of all this hate" relating to how they first crossed paths. The fact that what Matt manages to pull off more or less allows them to settle down by hiding/fading away, at least for a while. I'll eventually do a long post on what that entails for those who haven't read my fic but suffice to say it links back to themes from the first game of Aisha's name persisting through her music but her fake death protecting her. Nonetheless, the Saints are going to be forever and the next generation will inevitably get dragged in which is where "Until they drink the wine and they will, they will" comes into it.

Always (Killswitch Engage): I just wanted to end on a more optimistic note and sum up that although they are never going to *quite* have a traditional happily ever after, they will always have each other. Their love is eternal.

❤💜💙

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

what r ur favorite bands? punk and otherwise

im glad i put that tidbit in my bio recently lmao, talking about music is why i was put on this earth

incredibly loose ordering of some bands :3

lovejoy

crucify me but i was big on mcyt back when these guys formed, and seeing em go from funny british youtube man to decently bigass band (and the only ive seen live (<- will soon be fixed)) gives em a special place among my fav artists :3

dog park dissidents

i fucking love how fun these are to listen to. like they get me in the mood to toss bricks, but in a fun faggy way that pisses people off even more than tossing bricks normally.

rage against the machine

ok so take the agression of hard rock, mix it with the flow and rhythm of hip hop, add a lil funk in there, bam: perfect band. seriously im so fucking upset these guys disbanded before i was born AND THEN came back on reunion a few months before i found them. like what the fuck. the gods are out to get me i swear

rare americans

they make fun music, on the pop-ier side of indie rock and that makes em a really easy and fun listen :3 a nice palate cleasner from all the punk and shit i listen to lmao

the oozes

OKOKOKOK they are so fucking good. like they strike the lazy, grungy side of punk and the pissed-off, violent side so well and sometimes in the same damn song. like. go listen to DBSAC rn. i beg thee

dream nails

a nice punk band for when i want peppier, more fun beats or lyrics. theyre angry dont get it twisted, but their lyrics are always really satirical or plain juxtaposed with the delivery and the content itself. good shit

anti-flag

good for hating the US. I do a lot of that. also, im a sucker for a non-lyrical recorded voice clip/sample, and they got that all fucking over, from emigre, to depleted uranium, its so good. and they bounce between that same satire anger and actual pissed-off songs, so theyre fun to go through albums of

underscores

similar to my other indie favs, but theyre hyperpop, so they can be more energetic than some indie rock, and also electronic noises tickle the fuck out of my brain.

stray from the path

screaming about how bad everything sucks really helps with how bad everything sucks. another rec from this list, but go listen to the entirety of euthanasia rn. the capstone of that album is fucking uoAIuHGHHHH

weathers

they help me feel sad about things that arent overarching societal issues, which is nice sometimes. theyve helped with stuff, especially the shittiness of moving recently. they occupy a similar space in my head to bears in trees (who i havent listened to enough to make a fully-formed opinion on, sorry moss) and that type of music is important methinks

[stocious]

i was tagged by @mybrainismelted, @creepkinginc, @surviving-maybe, @jrooc, @krystallouwho, @transmickey, @deathclassic and @rereadanon to do this lil tag game. thank you! 🖤

Name: kaka

Where in the world are you? swedenland

Do you have a favorite towel? i don't, i just need em to be big.

Can you skip rocks? sure a little bit at least.

Tell me about a weird slang term from your area: well the pub/resturant o'leary's is called olles here. olle is a male name. ain't nobody got time for a full name.

Favorite toast topping: butter and ham.

Thoughts on bread pudding: i don't know what that is and i'm scared.

City or country living? in the middle? i don't wanna live in the woods (done that) and i don't wanna live in a bigass city, nor a small town. a small-ish city close to nature.

How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day? i don't, we lean into all the moods in this household.

Are you a pessimist or an optimist? negative nancy over here.

Can I tag you in random stuff? yes!

i feel late but have this hug 🖤

[thotsforvillainrights]

Ahhhh happy birthday! 🎂🎁🎈🎉🎊

Can I request a little Drabble of redestro or skep on Valentine’s Day?

(Thanks because I just realized I didn't write a single thing this year V-Day, that's crazy! I'll give my baby with the bigass forehead some attention today)

(and thank you for the b-day wishes!!!!!!!)

~Valentine~

headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up

It's rare you find him being in such a silly mood but believe it or not, he can tend to act this way with you occasionally. Right now he was standing directly above you in the bed, staring down and smirking with a pillow in his hands. This would be the 3rd time he's thrown this pillow in your sleeping face this morning so you decide to put a stop to it before it even begins.

"Ugh okay! I'm getting up, so please don't do it again." You tiredly beg and he smiles triumphantly before tossing the pillow to the side and getting down from the mattress. "Ah, I'm pleased to see you're finally awake my love. Did you rest well? I trust everything was to your liking yes?" He follows you into the bathroom, chatting as though you're wide awake enough to respond. He continues chatting more and more while you continue your morning routine. It's only upon passing the calendar in the kitchen that you realize where his burst of energy from. You smile at him as he takes a seat at the kitchen table. "Happy Valentine's Day my love." You swear he's beaming just from the words alone.

"Ah, I was under the impression you'd forgotten." He teased as you poured his cup of coffee and placed it in front of him. You give him a gentle peck on the forehead and sit across from him. "Well I actually did for a small moment this morning but don't worry..." You wink at him as you reach from under the table and pull a small elongated box from underneath. He gasps before reaching out to grab it. "You did a good job at hiding it this year. I wasn't able to find it at all." He refers to the small competition the two of you host between each other every year where if you find your gift before vday then you get to open it early. Each and every year he wins while you lose. You suspect it's because he's been hiding your gifts at Detnerat instead of the house, but you'll bring it up later.

"Dearest, you found each and every pair I'd looked for? I love this. Thank you so much." His eyes sparkle before softening as he stares at you in appreciation. "You're welcome although I'm unsure of what you can do with so many cufflinks but hey. It's your gift, not mine." You shrug as he admires the sets carefully nestled in the box. "I seem to keep losing all of mine and it got to the point where I was down to only 5 pairs. This means the world to me Y/N." Although it may seem silly to anyone on the outside, its the little things between the two of you that he appreciates the most. That's why when he gifts you the only thing you asked him to get you, he's found himself feeling rather proud of his small victory/accomplishment. Perhaps a couple of years ago when you first started dating each other he would've went overboard and gotten far more than any human being should have in their possession, but he's had time to learn the ins and outs of the relationship by now.

It's also why he's geared up to lounge around with you in the house today rather than making reservations at an overpriced restaurant that's likely to be packed to the brim today. He knows he can take you out on another day and even today had you wanted him to do so. For now, you've settled yourself comfortably in a puddle of blankets in the living room with him as he's picks out a movie to watch.

"Happy Valentine's day."

[creativebrainrot]

From the Jumbo Ask Game: ❌ 📙 🎀 & 🌺 for Maelgwyn :D (@legendaryskyscale)

my answers are gonna be kinda ramblely hope you dont mind hope they also still make sense xd TYVM for the ask Reen!!

❌ What kind of things would end any relationship for them? Is there a history behind why these things bother them? Could they ever take someone back despite this? If so or if not, why?

oooooo okay so- Gwynnie has nonverbal states, he really doesnt like it when he gets pestered to talk in those moods. More of an annoying thing for him though. A make-it-or-break-it thing would be whether or not you could get past The Desert Beast persona. Like if you treat him more like the guy in the stories he'd probably ghost you. He would not take anyone back if they treated him like that, he's gotten to the "no second chances" stage of annoyed by that particular treatment. One more make-it-or-break-it is how someone treats his company. (be mean to his lover/friends once and you're on the BASTARD list permanently.)

📙 What kind of subjects (of conversation, of discussion, in school or whatever) does your OC find interesting or engaging or that they can talk for hours about? What kind of stuff do they just find fun? What things bore your OC to tears and they couldn’t care less about? Why?

hmmmmmm somewhat hard to answer because gwyn just doesnt talk much. But. for interesting topics probably ranger companions, hunting, combat styles, and FOOD and COOKING. he LOVES cooking and food. gwyn finds fun in being with his animals. just being with em, chilling out. bring up krytan gossip to him and he's zoning out on the spot.

🎀 Do they wear a specific accessory with a special meaning behind it? What is their usual fashion sense like? What do they wear when they want to be comfortable and what do they wear when they’re going to a fancy party? Or do they just not care?

maelgwyn has two outfit types and it's Naked or Armor. He absolutely hates the feeling of regular clothing- It snags on his bark, it feels so useless and makes him feel vulnerable, none of it fits him anyway. The custom fit stuff is only the absolutely necessary uniforms for attending matters of importance by Trahearne's side. (the world still thinks gwyn's his bodyguard & he likes being by his side anyway. win-win.) If he's at home relaxing its pants only. One of his earrings was gifted to him by the very person to truly love him back. He's worn it everyday since the two of them parted.

🌺 Does your OC have any tattoos or other body art? Does their body art have any specific meaning behind it? Do they have any scars? How did they get those scars? Any birthmarks?

okso this one is a recent possession caused by those sexy tattoo skins (xd theyre so buggy RIP) post-eod present time he DID actually get canthan tats done- they're a mix of carvings in his bark and very minor actual ink work to pair with it. Think of those really intricate jack-o-lantern art pieces! Like that, but in his bark to show off the bioluminescence Sylvari have. (Its the same pattern as the Bestial Tides chest skin >:3) he got it done cause it was Cool. He has so many scars. The two apparent jagged scars across his left shoulder that lead down into his chest were caused by the first bounty that almost killed him. (bigass violent sand lion) Most other scars are also from bounty hunting. A few are from aiding The Pact against the dragons.

✧.*[ASK GAME]✧.*

[shiplikemyhelmet]

As far as threads are concerned, are you more of a spontaneous ideas sort or a plot things out first sort?

((It really depends on the thread. For certain characters I like plotting, but when I'm in a particularly strong muse mood, someone can just drop stuff on me and I'll be game. One problem with this blog at least, is that I don't seem to gel well with the people who seek me out, and the people I seek out don't really speak to me. I just wish there wasn't this big disconnect between the types of threads I want to have and the threads people want to have with me. Because Samus is a nintendo character, people seem to have this expectation that I'm all for 'cutesy dootsie' kind things when that's really not what this blog is about. I like exploring the weirder more sci-fi oriented aspects of Metroid. I like exploring the psychology of Samus. I came into Metroid from the Prime games so that's the vibe I go for. A universe with strange creatures, eldritch horror, serene loneliness, and sweeping alien vistas. I just really wish more people wanted to explore that side of it with me. I'm probably the oldest Samus blog on tumblr, but I wish more people who wanted the same kinda vibe I do wanted to connect with me. Really the whole impetus for this blog's creation was my utter disdain for Samus's portrayal in Other M. I thought I could so so much better. That I knew the kind of person Samus was; noble, altruistic, stupidly brave, and innately curious, but stubborn, vengeful, and sometimes downright sadistic. I wanted to write the kind of Samus I wanted to see. So I guess this bigass rant I kind of a call for those who want to see that. ))