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winepresswrath · 10 months ago

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i will say ariana commits like no one else. "yes, and?" as a response to cheating on your husband with spongebob is gutsy. yes, and?" as a response to "you wrote and recorded this album about cheating on your husband with spongebob?" is transcendent.

#spongebob clearly likes women who know how to articulate their feelings because not a girls girl was obviously an instant classic #i'm sorry we can't be friends is an amazing song but i'm being haunted by context #we can't be friends because you cheated on me with spongebob #wait until you like me again #he was playing a munchkin is a wizard of oz prequel at the time #i don't want to fight but i'd rather die than bite my tongue #what a beautiful and heart wrenching summation of a near universal human tragedy #spongebob's wife was pregnant. u took me on a double date with spongebob and his pregnant wife #caveat that i am not actually up on celeb gossip this is just what has made it my way but really. the sponge is hers #i'd say so. he's a ruined man WHO is going to want him when she's done

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