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qwertystop · 3 hours ago

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I have lived in the Boston area for a decade, and I have never seen this before.

Accidentally called dumplings "Peking ravioli" in front of my New Jersey coworkers and I had to frantically explain that this wasn't some insane form of esoteric Italo-Chinese racism, that's just what they're called in Boston. Had to take a picture of a menu to prove it.

#word nerdery #what the heck #food

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2022dirt · 5 months ago

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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

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shallandavar613 · 4 months ago

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Anyone else here shocked and horrified by dropouts sudden declaration? Or is it just me? I had to read through it about five times until I believed it was real.

#jumblr #i/p #dropout #what the heck #seriously tho #what the actual heck

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wanderingconstellations · 2 years ago

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Pfft, wanderer with a breeding kink is crazy.. (my kink for that shit is looking at me intently..)

You swore you and Wanderer were just taking care of some children. To be honest, you didn't think he would be the type for kids— I mean, he would always scoff and roll his eyes at them. You never expected him to ask you if you guys could have kids though...

Now you found yourself getting pounded into the mattress, your hips getting gripped and your moans slipping past your lips. You felt that familiar knot in your stomach coming again and your hands quickly went up to claw at his back.

Cum was pooling out of your cunt endlessly, staining your thighs and the sheets under you. He was murmuring on how good you would be all filled with his seeds, and bearing his children.

"you'll love to be filled with my seeds, don't you? you'll look soo good with a bump.."

He murmurs, and the sight of you all fucked up and drooling like that just makes him go feral. He pounds into you even more, harder and faster. The bulge in your stomach was already visible, he filled you up so many times already..

"this is the last one, promise.."

He pumps into you frantically before releasing another of his hot and sticky loud inside of you— mixing with your cum. He was panting, but he didn't slip out of you...

"one more, yes?"

This is definitely going to be a very long night...

#genshin imagines #genshin impact x you #genshin impact scenarios #genshin smut #smut brainrot #wanderer x reader #genshin impact #scaramouche x you #scara x you #scara x reader #scaramouche smut #genshin #WHAT THE HECK #TYSM FOR 5K #🫶🫶🫶

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goosepool · 2 months ago

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Guys i had a sleepover with my friends yesterday and i brought up Deadpool and Wolverine and all of them went oh yeah they fucked in that car. WHAT?! I HAVENT BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT NONE OF THEM HAD SEEN IT AND THEY ALL THOUGHT THEY FUCKED IN THE HONDA FUCK OFF

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #x men #deadpool 3 #deadclaws #what the heck

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stickbug-art · 18 days ago

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Have this terrible image I found ☺️🔫

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shipshinaa · 10 months ago

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GUYS LISTEN

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run fanart #crk #cookie run ovenbreak #crob #crk fanart #crob fanart #royal margarine cookie #ananas dragon cookie #i dunno how to name this ship #ananarine #marganas #what the heck

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ariel-nb · 2 months ago

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Guys, some guy dropped something in front of me so I tapped his shoulder and pointed, I said "hey you dropped something" and he said "oh, can you pick it up?" So I did and he went "you can keep it and walk off and...