#wf mirage

[aqg-arts]

THIS BITCH HAD ME DYING FOR A WEEK

FUCK YOU, TRANS-MIRAGE

We ain't mates :(

[alteredsilicone]

New update means new fashions!

[skullzy20]

oh inaros is gonna be nuts actually

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Good fucking day, Robot enjoyers! Gaze upon the updated semi-accurate height comparison of Bumblebee across the multiverse.

This is an updated version of a chart I made a few months ago. I had gotten some feedback and then TFOne came out and I kinda had to update it. I also added a Gen 1 Optimus Prime for scale, for fun... no other reason... (edit: slight adjustment made, just corrected a slight mistake in the order)

I am also working on at least two more character charts and one universe chart, so hopefully I can finish those soon (for some fucking genius reason I decided to do the characters that show up EVERY FUCKING UNIVERSE so I'm s u f f e r i n g)

*PST! Optimus, Megatron, Shockwave, and Soundwave ones are done now*

Listed Heights, Explanations, and Justifications below the cut, bc you couldn't shut me up if you tried and I had shit to say.

Gen 1 - ~10 feet (TFwiki says greater than 3 meters so I rounded up to the first whole number because round)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~10 feet (He looks identical to Gen 1 so... the reason his photo looks weird is because I couldn't find a good full body photo with him standing straight up facing the camera so I put two images together to make the worst looking photoshop job you have ever seen)

Earth Spark - ~10 feet (There is no confirmed height yet, but using this screen shot (see below) of him standing in front of a barn door, I was able to make a reasonable guess, bc I'm so smart.)

One V1 - ~13 feet (I am well aware of what the TFWiki says: 26.429 feet. And I fully reject that number. A: These numbers are sourced from the Walmart Promotional AR Experience that came out before the movie. B: There are three decimal points, and that number does not convert into a whole number in meters (which is originally what I thought was weird about it). C: The director has said that this movie is both canon to the LA movies and its own separate canon, and Bumblebee in both sets of LA movies does not exceed 20 feet tall. Ever. So, for sanity's sake, I have used the KCV numbers as my baseline. Bee grows when he gets his t-cog so shrink this one down a few feet. Look, I'm working on the Optimus chart rn, and one of the numbers from Beast Wars on the wiki was very observably wrong, and if I can dispute numbers older than me, I can dispute numbers 2 decades younger than me from fucking Walmart. Also, yes, his picture is 3 images sandwiched together)

Animated - 13 feet 3 Inches (There is no actual given heights, but in the comments of the previous version, @phoenix-inanis told me that they had done their own analysis of TFA heights and, gonna be real with you, I am blown away by all of their work and how detailed it is. Go marvel at how much work they put in -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4 )

One V2 - ~15 Feet (Please see reasoning above. Since this is as tall as we see Bee get, he's the same height as KCV Bee. Sweet fuck, I have put way too much effort into this shit)

Knight/Capel-Verse - 15 feet (No actual numbers, but Mirage is stated to be 15 feet tall (TFWiki), and he and Bee are like the same height, so... Capel directed the ROTB movie if you're wondering why his name is there)

Bayverse V1 - 16 feet (TFWiki. This is like the first 3 movies minimum, I don't remember when he hits his growth spurt. Also mr bay is king, we have numbers for nearly every character in BV)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (I'm gonna be honest, the only info we have is from a really shitty screen shot of a magazine. SO if any one has a copy of this book from the video below, a high quality scan would be greatly appreciated and I will kiss the ground you walk upon. Yes I found the video where the screen shot comes from leave me alone)

Bayverse V2 - 18 feet (TFWiki. Movie 4-5 I can't remember which one, I'm not re-looking this up. I fucking love the bayverse tho, this is the only universe with concrete and consistent this-character-is-this-height info)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC - 20 feet (TFWiki/Fandom. Video game info screens you godsend, kiss me sweetly)

Aligned Cont. TFP/RID15 - 21 feet (These two designs are canonically identical, like in ALC canon, Bee has not changed visually at all...Ok, yes I got this number from fandom and they give literally no source for where they got these numbers. But, I can fully believe these are accurate. Just by looking at these characters on the show I can verify these numbers in my mind. Here, let's Compare.

This is Sam compared to Bee from one of the BV movies, I'm too lazy to check which one. Sam is average size for a human and we know Bee is 16 feet tall in the first three movies. Checks out. Let's now look at a TFP Character who is also 16 feet tall.

Jack is average size for a human, and the size difference is about the same. Can you see why I can't question the Aligned heights, even if they don't have a source??!?! They specifically made this universe to be full of freakishly tall robots for some fucking reason.)

Not Pictured: Aligned Cont. Rescue Bots and Rescue Bots Academy Bumblebee - 21 Feet tall. Look, did you want to see all 5 versions of ALC Bee? No, you don't. They're all the same height anyway; the back row would have just been a wall of redundant yellow. 5 different fucking art styles in one universe, why is that one my favourite.

Here's the front row and the back row separated into their own jpgs. I know it's kind of hard to tell which Bumblebee is which when they're all together.

[microraptorreactor]

So, If I die,

Which I must do,

Can it shine down here with you?

hey guess who got bored with the notepad! here's my WF OC Shale, she's literally just the Mirage from hidden messages but five years ago I decided to flesh out that mirage and now she's close enough.

Done with a random pencil, a fountain pen, and a gel pen. Why did I do this.

[snackpointcharlie]

It’s that time of year again, so tune in as we here at Snackpoint Towers do our best to sculpt an improvised international soundscape of peace and good will and Ceasefire Now, without so much as a jingly bell in sight (that’s triggering, y’all). My Xmas gift to ya’ll is early! Don’t worry, you don’t have to give me anything in return except for your ears, on occasion…. and if you like it, send a gift donation in our name to our tireless hosts at WGXC, they’ve earned it in ways I could never repay

Snackpoint Charlie - Transmission 129 - 2023.12.20 https://wavefarm.org/wf/archive/n82yfh [ ^ click for download ^ ]

PLAYLIST

1) Cieba Coqui - “3a” from COQUI OF CEIBA, PUERTO RICO, 2002 https://fredlonberg-holm.bandcamp.com/album/coqui-of-ceiba-puerto-rico-2002

2) Skimi Radio - “02 الزش: W.H. Auden - Funeral Blues” https://soundcloud.com/skimi-radio/02-wh-auden-funeral-blues

3) The Space Cadet - “Dollhouse Exorcism” from FORGOTTEN MELODIES https://thespacecadetmusic.bandcamp.com/album/forgotten-melodies

(underbed:) Pinchas Gurevich - “Glompaperil”

4) Shatz - “Cosmic Rebirth” from NOTEBOOK 4 https://www.discogs.com/release/29247277-Shatz-Van-Sant-Notebook

5) Popol Vuh - “Spirit of Peace” from SPIRIT OF PEACE https://www.discogs.com/master/345268-Popol-Vuh-Spirit-Of-Peace

6) The Singing Friars - “Green Stamps” from INTRODUCTION https://www.discogs.com/release/7305184-The-Singing-Friars-Introduction

7) Bashin - “Fluctuations” from SONIC RUSSIAN DOCUMENTS. NEW AMBIENT AND RITUAL AESTHETIC VISIONS 2000-2016 https://unexplainedsoundsgroup.bandcamp.com/album/sonic-russian-documents-new-ambient-and-ritual-aesthetic-visions-2000-2016

8) Emily Sprague - “Woven” from HILL, FLOWER, FOG https://mlesprg.bandcamp.com/album/hill-flower-fog-2

9) Grimble Grumble - “Blistered” from GRIMBLE GRUMBLE https://www.discogs.com/release/727146-Grimble-Grumble-Grimble-Grumble

10) Evan Lindorff-Ellery - “Swimming in a Pool in Accord with Pebble Performance from Saw Kill Playing” from WATER RECORDINGS FROM THE HUDSON VALLEY 2020-2021 https://evanlindorffellery.bandcamp.com/album/water-recordings-from-the-hudson-valley-2020-2021

11) Jeff Economy - “Firework Echo at Little Pond (2022.09.10)” from FIELD RECORDINGS

(underbed:) Pinchas Gurevich - “Fsckingmajor”

12) Lydia Carey - “Trash Collection” from THE SOUNDS OF MEXICO CITY REVEALED http://mexicocitystreets.com/2016/09/29/sounds-mexico-city-revealed/

13) Sahel Sounds - “Bambara affirmations, relaxation cassette” from UCHRONIA – FIELD RECORDINGS FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES https://sahelsounds.bandcamp.com/album/uchronia-field-recordings-from-alternate-realities

14) Dave Clarkson - “Here is a Box, a Musical Box” from GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST (MUSIC FROM VINTAGE TOYS) https://mortalitytables.bandcamp.com/album/ghosts-of-christmas-past-music-from-vintage-toys

15) Staraya Derevnya - excerpt from 13.10.17 (OTO 123) https://www.cafeoto.co.uk/shop/staraya-derevnya-131017/

16) Robert Fripp - “Silent Night” https://www.discogs.com/release/2460323-Robert-Fripp-Silent-Night

17) Aaron Dilloway - excerpt from RADIO NEPAL VOL. 3 https://aarondilloway.bandcamp.com/album/radio-nepal-vol-3

18) Richard Devine - “Tornado Sirens” soundcloud.com/richarddevine/recording-of-tornado-sirens

19) Willie Dixon - “Weak Brain! Narrow Mind!” from CHICAGO BLUES - A BONANZA ALL STAR BLUES LP https://www.discogs.com/master/2029789-Various-Chicago-Blues

20) Jesse Paul Miller - excerpt from ASIA RADIO ENVIRONMENTS https://jessepaulmiller.bandcamp.com/album/asia-radio-environments

21) Emahoy Tsege Mariam Gebru - “Mother’s Love” from EMAHOY TSEGE MARIAM GEBRU https://emahoytsegemariamgebru.bandcamp.com/album/emahoy-tsege-mariam-gebru

22) Planetary Peace - “I Am Om” from SYNTHESIS https://loveallday.bandcamp.com/album/synthesis

23) Silver Apples & Makoto Kawabata - “Mirage” from MIRAGE https://imprec.bandcamp.com/album/mirage

24) Tengger - “Vortex” from TENGGER https://tengger.bandcamp.com/album/tengger-3

25) Peter Cusack - “Chernobyl Dawn” from AUTUMN LEAVES http://www.gruenrekorder.de/?page_id=181

[bluprint]

Cry all you want, I actually like math

[solarisunited]

Easy is the prey fooled by beauty

[sharky857]

- Me, a few days ago: "Hmm, I got myself the Oneiro skin just because of the emotes, but Idk what to do with the skin alone. Maybe I'll save it up for Xmas or something. 🤔"

- My friend, this morning: "You know, with this new skin, Mirage would look like either Fizzarolli [Helluva Boss] or those exterminating angels [Hazbin Hotel]... 🤔"

- Me, who already attempted a Fizzarolli themed recolour a while back: ".... !!!!! Did you just say exterminating angels??? 👀"

[rhymingtree]

The King makes his entrance...

Ooh a Bucky POV flashback... this is gonna hurt

Oh no, it's worse. It's a nightmare.

Aww, he kept her backpack...

A moment of silence for Bucky's declining mental and emotional health, courtesy of Darke

SAMUEL. WILSON. DIDN'T WE ALREADY TELL YOU. SOMETIMES NATASHA IS WRONG.

Only sometimes. But this is one of those times.

She wasn’t their friend, she was a manipulator that had been lying to them from the start.

No, that's a lie nonononono

Goddamnit

Poor Steve had to deal with two Russians and his girlfriend taking his archer buddy hostage and then said hostage buddy had to deal with his best friend's (ex???) girlfriend who was pulling theatrics on every single one of them... no wonder he's tired.

 “Why do my World War Two veterans constantly look like shit?”

I feel like based on that limited information you can kinda tell what the answer is but ok Tony keep trying to be funny

OH MY GOD PETER

.... I completely forgot he was here.... um

He's in so much trouble HAHAHAH

You winced lightly, holding your side as the C-17 soared over the Atlantic.

I'm on my Wakanda Forever kick so I'm imagining a very bemused Namor just looking up from under the surface thinking, "How many times is that loud ass hunk of metal going to fly over us?"

That was over the Pacific.

Same difference.

Hyde!Ghost did not pass high school geography it seems.

Is she seriously thinking about jumping into the ocean? What's she gonna do swim for miles until she can snag Ollie's ankle and drag him into the depths with her?

What do you mean she involuntarily turned back toward the exit?

Hahaha that's scary I don't like it

Hyde!Ghost is ballsy and brutal... I mean she always has been but seeing her like this is almost always daunting to me

BOONE. THANK YOU.

“When’s the last time you slept?”

“I don’t remember.”

me this past week

“Maybe. If not, we’ll just camp out until they take pity on us.”

... They will not simply take pity on you, and neither will the elephants and rhinos and other wildlife outside their border.

Boone has sunset bias.

T'CHALLAAAAA

I missed him. I've been missing him more since WF and now I get to see more of him.

The faint remnants of the heart-shaped herbs disintegrated with every step his gardeners took, trying to save anything that was left of the plant.

He sighed, shaking his head as he looked over the room once more.

Thanks to N’Jadaka, it was likely T’Challa would be the last holder of the Black Panther mantle.

Darke, I think you just illustrated the moments that spelled out his fate...

Nakia and her T'Challa 😭😭

Oh my god they think they're N'Jadaka's... like Erik Killmonger would hire a dozen ragtags and one military plane to finish off a wary Wakanda only days (from what I gather) after a deadly battle.

Oh hi Ev, our favorite Token White guy.

The other Token Whites are coming, don't you worry

EEEEEY CAVANAUGH

SHURI GETS TO SEE THEM ALL AGAIN

AND SHE FINALLY GETS TO MEET GHOST FACE TO FACE OH MY GOD THIS IS EXCITING

I love Boone being annoying right now, she's so cute

“If King T’Challa doesn’t recognize this face, then there’s a problem,” Boone mused, trailing her fingers over the scars that tracked down her face.

she's right though, how the hell do you forget a face like that...

“I’m not leaving my plane,” Jesse said before pointing at Ari, “And he can’t walk.”

“We are on plane full of super soldiers.” The Russian shrugged again, “I’m sure someone can carry him.”

Ari sent a glare her way, “No.”

YELENA

I'M DYING

and what do you mean full? There's only two of em

“Tell me someone else is seeing this,” you whispered, watching as the mirage began to fade.

“Oh, I see it,” Boone hummed, nudging you gently, “And I’m really glad you can see it too. I cannot be trippin’ balls right now.”

Don't be too glad. She hasn't slept in eons and she's arguing with voices in her head. As far as I'm concerned, she's not entirely reliable right now.

YAY Boone gets to hang out with Shuri and they can build her cool awesoma lab and they'll be best frieeends and oh my god the hell that those two can raise

“One of the first things you ever told me was—”

“Ghost,” he said quickly, “Nobody wages war with ghosts.”

OH I LOVE THIS

“Ghost is a woman?” a familiar voice shouted from behind the Dora Milaje. You winced back, cocking your head to the side before a smile spread across your face and Princess Shuri appeared beside her brother. She looked you over excitedly, “I do not believe in the gods but...Praise be to Bast! Brother—”

I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT

I miss happy Shuri...

I'm tempted to just skip over ollie's parts because I only want good vibes and he is the embodiment of bad vibes

Why is Ollie laughing at the thought of scaring random people at the street...

beyond deranged, this one

I feel like Ollie is constantly on the verge of just grabbing Novak and throwing him out of a very tall building... like these two cannot work with one another at all. They both clash and just prove disappointments to one another

“The question is: Is this new soldier stable? And can we bend him to our will, instead of hers?”

Stop asking questions. Those questions are scary.

The real most important question is: Why in heck are these two not giving up yet... I kinda feel bad for them, they're all exhausted

well... except for Novak... He seems well rested

Yay Alpha Two and their Wakandan Adventure: A Thrilling Odyssey

FINALLY my blorbos get a moment of relaxation. They deserve this.

“Wow!” Boone sighed from across the jet, leaning further against the window to get a better look.

“Boone,” you snapped, “Don’t touch anything.”

“Sorry.”

Boone being an excited toddler is always the best

“You could have come for help sooner.”

You shrugged, “Something we both need to work on, I guess.”

“Indeed.”

They're bonding. Two of my favorites are BONDING. I am literally vibrating with glee right now

RAMONDA 😭😭

HHAHAA the Gringos have come to bring their brother home

Boone and Ev:

Queen Ramonda, Daughter of Lumumba steals the show once again

“Mama,” Shuri said quietly, stepping toward the woman, “This is Ghost.”

“Ghost?” The Queen Mother blinked, “As in the masked madman that saved my Shuri?”

I love that she said that in English so Ghost knows exactly how she feels about her.

But then Duke akes the credit (rightfully so) probably with the goofiest grin, looking nothing like the madman Ramonda expected him, or any of them for that matter, to be

HOW DID T'CHALLA READ HER THAT EASILY

She and T'Challa are tied souls in that they are mirrors of one another in many aspects

it's great using the mirror metaphor in a more positive way now

For the most part, Hyde!Ghost was quiet in Wakanda. probably also in awe of the view

You helped him see the vengeance inside of him. And he used that to better himself.

So, what in the fuck were you doing?

Having fun, duh. That’s a stupid question.

Never mind, she jumped in quick

You sighed, shaking your head as you looked up at him, “Can you help me see it?”

it's like I can hear the hopelessness in her voice

Maybe I've forgotten some details in the past few months, or maybe Ghost is such a good unreliable narrator that even i'm fooled... but everything is kinda... falling apart from both ends isn't it?

Steve trailed off, following Clint’s gaze as it landed on a pair of redheads across the room.

Natasha and Walsh.

No fucking way.

NO THAT CAN'T BE HAPPENING

If he gets to Natasha then they're all fucking done for.

She’d hardly been able to sleep that night, the chance to finally meet Ghost and Libra and Agent Cavanaugh, after T’Challa had talked so much about them, was far too exciting.

If I were them, I'd be more excited about meeting the fucking Princess of Wakanda, probably the smartest woman on the fricking planet

They were primitive, that much she was sure about.

If it's HYDRA made, it's a lot more than primitive. it's barbaric.

AWWW YIS WE'RE GETTING CHARACTER IMPRESSIONS FROM SHURI'S PERSPECTIVE YEAAAH

The way Duke is still grinning like a child in a toy store...

AWW SHE NOTICED THE RINGS

The man’s eyes were a striking blue that darted everywhere, all at once. They took in everything, just like Ghost’s.

Not an entirely good sign... but ok

Poor Boone... how come they all coincidentally look her way when she's admiring something

Killmonger was just like them after all.

He was trained to destabilize governments, taught to kill without remorse.

They were just like him.

Oof... that's a hard pill to swallow

also, now I'm curious... what would M'Baku think of this whole situation? I feel like he's the only person in Wakanda who could wipe Duke's grin off his face.

“You fought him?”

“I tried.”

“Well, you’re not dead, so I’d say you came out on top,”

I see the bar is on the floor again...

Is Shuri starstruck?

The revelation that Ghost is a woman would definitely give her points in Shuri's book. I mean, Shuri grew up surrounded by awesome badass women, but it's still different I suppose, when it comes to women who don't come from the same place she did.

Also Darke we've talked about how Shuri and Ghost's relationship would be strained after T'Challa's passing, so I can't help think about that too, seeing the two of them get to know each other more like this

AND. BOONE.

How many other women has Shuri met who can keep up with her prowess when it comes to tech? I'm sure Shuri has received a lot of praise and credit for how she turned Wakanda into the technological superpower it is now. But considering Wakanda has been closed off from the world, she hasn't received that recognition from people who haven't directly benefited from it yet, or knew how advanced Wakanda already was before she came along.

Shuri must be beaming right now. This is recognition she most likely hasn't received before. It's coming from two women she admired, two women who were completely different from the women she knew, looking at her works as more than simply advancements for Wakanda. Like these are art.

OLIVER

TAKE YOUR EYES OFF PETER

Perhaps… Lagos 2.0. That would get her out of the way, at least, for a while.

the fucking audacity.

DON'T YOU DARE

HE'S TALKING TO PETER

PETER RUN

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN

“Show me what you can do, and I’ll teach you everything she doesn’t know.”

IT'S A TRAP PALADIN HE IS TRYING TO TURN YOU TO THE DARK SIDE

I haven't seen Star Wars in years so I might not be referencing it right BUT STILL

NO WAY

THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE HAVING THEY'RE COOL THERAPY TALK

Captain to Captain talk in a dingy old warehouse... and then King to Leader talk NEAR MOUNT BASHENGA!?

Hyde!Ghost is ruining the moment, let Ghostie enjoy her view.

 “I wish you could have been here to help my cousin. But, I fear he was too far gone.”

Right... because she has more in common with history's villains than their heroes...

Now my question is: Would she be able to help Shuri, if she had been there, with Namor?

Oh my goodness, she's opening up to someone who is practically a stranger to her?

Either she is truly far gone , or T'Challa just has that way with people.

“I have many questions, Captain,” he said, “Many start with ‘Why are you here?’ but, perhaps, I should start with ‘How did you get here?’.”

“With a plane.”

Girl, you are so lucky you're talking to T'Challa. His patience knows no bounds.

DID WE JUST GET

A DANNY FLASHBACK?

A PLEASANT DANNY FLASHBACK

OF THEIR FIRST NIGHT TOGETHER NO LESS

DARKE YOU ARE SPOILING ME. DON'T DO THAT. IT'LL GET TO MY HEAD. (and other places)

— Danny laughed again, his breath whispering across your neck as he buried his face there, “I'm not afraid to throw your pretty ass out in the snow.” —

— “You think I'm pretty?” —

— “I think you're beautiful.” —

crying screaming throwing up dying

“Listen,” T’Challa said, pressing a finger to his lips with a sure nod, “In my culture, death is not the end. And, if you listen closely, you can hear them guiding you.”

“I love your crazy ass. You can do this. We can do this together. I love you, mi amor.”

gimme a second

how dare you how fuckin dare you

how dare you give her that sliver of peace and then

and then you follow it up with Bucky losing his mind, losing his trust in everyone including Ghost

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

NOT HIM

WHY IS HE HERE

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE

NO

DARKE

GET OUR BOY AWAY FROM HIM

Bucky rocked to his feet too, closing the distance between them with a snarl as he grabbed onto Walsh’s collar, “If you hurt her again, I will not hesitate to snap your goddamn neck.”

DO IT. DO IT NOW.

IT'S RIGHT THERE. JUST DO IT.

SNAP HIM LIKE A TWIG

AAAAAAAGH DARKE

I think this one's my favorite chapter... And it's mostly T'Challa and Shuri's doing.

But it could also be the most infuriating one (other than when Ollie revealed himself to be Ghost Wraith). He's getting his claws into every single one and it is terrifying.

I wish I had actually read Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde so I could connect those two with Ghost and her own dark side, y'know, so I can nerd out. But my god the way you write her inner thoughts and Ghost's thoughts, the push and pull on her sanity... oh it's perfect.

That little teaser for Origins too, hehehe I'm getting too excited.

Man I love this so much Darke. And you told me earlier that you had trouble writing Wakandans. I think you did a wonderful job on all of their dialogue, especially T'Challa. You captured his calming aura, his elegance, and his reflection of Ghost so so well.

My favorite part is Ramonda calling Ghost a madman and Duke taking the credit for that madness. We love an exciteable bean.

CHAPTER 85: WAR DOGS 

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

&

To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

┍━━━━━━━━ ★ ━━━━━━━━┑

And, for a moment, a weight was lifted off your shoulders.

For a moment, the air was still.

For a moment, you felt the peace he’d told you about.

The stillness, the clarity, the calm.

The King broke the silence after a moment, “We have a saying here: Rain beats the panther’s skin but it does not wash out the spots.”

You glanced up at him, with a deadpan, “No matter how hard I try, I can’t escape who I am?”

“Something like that.”

“That is not helpful, your Highness.”

T’Challa chuckled, looking you over carefully before reaching over to wipe a stray tear that ran down your cheek, “You have to accept yourself. That is what I mean.”

┕━━━━━━━━ ★ ━━━━━━━━┙

» CHAPTER 85: WAR DOGS 

✪ Bᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ Sᴄᴀʀʀᴇᴅ : Aғᴛᴇʀᴍᴀᴛʜ

♜♠ Tʜᴇ Sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ & Tʜᴇ Sᴘʏ

⧗ Tʜᴇ Rᴇᴅ Rᴏᴏᴍ

»Jᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇ sɪᴅᴇ Tᴀɢʟɪsᴛ

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[alteredsilicone]

Mirage

[halebobgr]

trying out textures with Mirage P

[aqg-arts]

Nekros = Nexs, Nexly, Ross, Rossy, Nexi and Hades :3

Nexs: He's like a giraffe (so tol)

Nexly: Nexly is the type of name I would give a Warframe ngl. Those fuckers are lucky I ain't Ballas

Ross/Rossy: He may like dinos, but he's no jerk (iykyk, no one likes Ross, tho)

Nexi: He's a sweet :3

Hades: Ima use a GIF and let you guess why I gave him that nickname :3

Mirage = Milly, Mirrors, Smoke, Pinky, Harley (iykyk)

Milly: I gave her the nickname 'Milly' because I think that, were she sentient, she'd like to have a sweet, cute, and silly nickname. She's like Gara- she's a slaying queen, and I adore her :3

Mirrors: She's just soooo spooki, oml :3

Smoke: Such a mysterious joker

Pinky: Bc I can't dye my hair or anything like that for breast cancer, Pride or anything like that, it's my goal to have at least one configuration of colours that suit that theme all year round :3

Harley: She's a fellow queer, I can tell :3 (iykyk)

Inaros = Sand, Sandy, Sam, Summer, Sand-Me-Some-Sand

Sand: He's half a beach

Sandy: He lives in Bikini Bottom

Sam: He looks like a Sam ngl

Summer: He's hot ;3

Sand-Me-Some-Sand: Make him the cutest card hook hand man

Loki = Loks (prounced as L-oak-ck-s), Lokikins, Sherbet, Froggo, Froggie, Mr Frogs, Frogsikins and a fuck ton of other frog-like names :3

Loks: He just... such a lil... bean.

Lokikins: No need to explain, he's a lil kimtin 🥺

Sherbet: Specifically Strawberry (he's so pretty).

Froggo: @eve-be-sleep-deprived gets it :p

Froggie: He likes to eat bugs...

Mr Frogs: If he was real, he would FROG

Frogsikins: Ok, but like, tell me he isn't a froggo, I dare you >:0

Vauban = BinBin, Tinnie, Tibbles, Foxy, Goggles, Goobi, Gobi, and Lilboopz.

BinBin: He's like Tin Tin, but his Vaubing out ;3

Tinnie: Look at me and tel mee he doesn't like to make lil cities using tin cans and such.

Tibbles: "Tib Tib Tib" sounds so freaking sweet 🥺

Foxy: Tin Tin was the dog, yeah? If not, he's like Mr Fox.

Goggles: He likes to look drippy, ok?

Goobi: He's a goofy goobi :p

Gobi: He looks like a Goby fish

Lilboopz: He was into rap at one stage...

Umbra = BB, Stinky, Umbee, Ree, Umbraella, DEletmehughim, Boopable, Boopz, Mr Boops, Griffin Jr. , Mr Corpus-and-Grineer-Slayer and Slays-In-Pink :3

BB: He has 2 'b's in his name :3

Stinky: just let him stand in the rain for 5 seconds...

Umbee: He's just a lil guy with a cute lil name 🥺

Ree: lemme use a GIF to explain;

Umbraella: He likes Rihanna.

DEletmehughim: DE, ik yk that ik that yk that ik where the best spot to shit in is (it's not the toilet). Let. Me. Hug. Him.

Boopable: He really is just so Boopable oml

Boopz: He loafs the boopz, gib them to him >:3

Mr Boops: He is the CEO of being booped by his Tenno, Tina. Put some respect on his name.

Griffin Jr: iykyk, but if you don't, just know that they were both tortured by 'nice' guys.

Mr Corpus-And-Grineer-Slayer: Everyone says they hate Gorpus, but we all know, deep down, you see it. It's the gay relationship you've always hated; narcissistic, rude, grofit, etc. You HATE it. Umbra knows this. That is why he will always be there to kill them. He will NEVER give you up. He will NEVER let you down. And he'll NEVER run around and desert you.

Slays-In-Pink: This is a fact. In fact, it's a solid fact. Source? Me.

I was wondering if any of your warframes are named 👁️👁️ and if they are, why do you pick that name?

Gara Prime = Gazza, GP, Gamma, PeePeePooPoo Woman and so on :3

I call Gara Prime 'Gazza' cause she's a queen, and I'm Aussie (we have a good way of finding nicknames). Gazza is a fun silly gal and oddly enough, I actually love her a lot lol. Unironically got me through some hard times, which is weird to say, all things considered lmao.

She also gets Gamma cas I like Halo and she's a perfect fit- She's got the Harrabussa Helmet from H3 (idc if I spelt it wrong, just know she slays and the h3 fans are malding).

PeePeePooPoo Woman is a reference to me- I am a God, fear me- but also bc when I first got her, I had no idea what I was doing lmao. Still don't, but we slaying.

UwU

Limbo = Limbean, Limbeanie, Lim Skyealker, SillyGayBoi69, and you can imagine the rest :p

Limbo gets 'Limbean' bc he's just a silly bean 🥺. 'Limbeanie' is also a reference to Houdini (Limbo is a proper space magician). He gets called these cas I think hims a sweetest boi and in need of hugs :3.

'SillyGayBoi69' is his other nickname bc he is a gay boi and silly >v<.

Mag = Maggie, Maggi, Magpie, Magazine, Marbius (it's Marbiusin time), Magnet and Margaret.

Let's do these a hit differently, yeah?

Maggie/Maggi:

Magpie: She's the type of gal that swoops at you between summer and spring (all my Aussies know what I'm talking abt, can I get an amen?)

Magazine: She can read you like a magazine and will make you shite yourself if you piss her off. Queen.

Marbius (it's Marbiusin time): iykyk

Magnet: again, iykyk

Margaret: If she was a few thousand yrs older, a few feet shorter and looking like that sweet old lady, this would be her name.

Excalibur = X's And O's, Ex, Sculley, Nibbler and such.

X's And O's: 'Ex's and Oh's,' is an obvious one I hope lol.

Ex: a nickname of nickname² :3

Sculley: We have this horse up where my own horse is. His name is Excalibur and we all call him Sculley. Well, Sculley loves to-

Nibbler: Yeah, Sculley loves to nibble fingers and flesh lmao. Not bite, nibble. He's a good horse and is gonna be used for schooling when his training is done- He's an extremely calm and intelligent animal, so it's no shocker. This is relevant to the nickname bc I say it is.

Ima add to this list btw, especially cas I just unlocked 3 more warframes :3

[tauforged]

my boyfriend @helmofhades and i have matching discord usernames and icons in my server and it improves some of the exchanges we’ve had by up to 900%

[faragonart]

“Would you care for a Pick-me-up, Operator~?”

[entropic-introspection]

Ok so maybe I am deffo a healer main but look using Equinox to keep 3 squishy caster frames alive on Hydron is really satisfying