#wet suit guy

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

I believe the little gremlin is chilly

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[hugo--660]

[kpop-bbg]

[gojoest]

satoru fucking you while wearing the rubber man suit from ahs…..don’t talk to me don’t look at me etc etc my pussy is having a mental breakdown

[ennard-is-near]

My least favorite thing in the progression of FNaF lore has probably been the regression of how painful Full Springlock Failures are. This has bugged me endlessly. No way in hell is that survivable at all and in the movie it’s literally just a couple prongs digging into Matthew Lillard’s stomach.

Never forget that in the original canon that shit pulls your eyes out! Springtrap has animatronic feet with bits of flesh on them! That shit replaces your limbs, man. That’s no joke! Especially because all the animatronic bits need to fight their way through the rest of your body to get where they’re going. You are not making it out of that situation no matter how much medical attention you get.

This obviously doesn’t apply to partial springlock failures, like if they only go halfway in or it’s just part of the suit that fails. And I genuinely really enjoy headcanons and stuff revolving around William having previously survived a springlock failure (especially if it’s what lead to his intense fear of dying). I just don’t see how what the games show could be survived at all and it does sort of get on my nerves that it’s slowly becoming sort of workplace injury and not sudden and violent death.

[malesocklust]

Pool Boy Pink

[club-cheongyang]

[ryoukio]

weskennedy au where leon and wesker are at the same beach for windsurfing/kitesurfing/wingdinging idk which one yet and leon is, really bad at it.....

Wesker offers to teach him out of pity because its both entertaining and incredibly frustrating watching him try not to drown.

[vitamin-zeeth]

I'm going on multiple long as hell bus journeys next week and I need podcasts to binge please can I have some reccomendations thank youu

[artemispt]

[pummelingbat]

thinking abt the bit in the early Bride treatment where Herbert post-reani 1 apparently just wormed his way into a job at a funeral home bc the old man who owned it thought he was charming and endearing.

[vicsy]

boss content just keeps on giving 👁️🫦👁️

[bluegarners]

i feel like taking off any of their uniforms must be a lot like taking off a wet suit. like yay! it did the job of protecting you during the fight! here’s the 5 gallons of sweat you produced during that time

[malesocklust]

Pool Socks