#werid lamp guy

[r7inyz]

what is bro DOING he thinks you can't see him 😹😹

[ashmyself]

Wakey wakey, new character dropped (old actually lol)

Remember this man I posted on reddit decades ago ?

Yeah so like- that was cringe right ?

well I remade him

But better

Meet Jonath, you can ask him questions too now :3 (lore below 👇)

He's Jacob's twin brother and he works for minimum wage in some random ahh french restaurant

Basically he died 5 years ago but somebody in the cult wanted to revive him so he could join them, so that's what the cult did; they kinda failed since it turns out he's got some werid ferrofluid tentacles inside his body now and he basically used that to his advantage to run away from the cult and go at a friend's house and the cult sent Hety and the one person who wanted him in the cult to go get him inside of his friend's home, except some tall ass lady also living here sweeped them and called the police so they both got sent to prison and a year later Jonath decided that he was probably safe enough from the cult and now he's just trying to be a normal functioning member of society. he covers most of his body so people can't look at all the marks and ferrofluid drips, speaking of drips, he also often drools/nosebleeds ferrofluid, for some reason

Also he likes green.

And most importantly he's as much of a twinky gayass as Jackie (I just love gay people💜🏳️‍🌈)

And y'know how I like to turn OCs from my original universe into fandom OCs ? Yeah well he's just tragiboxified Alex, didn't name him Alex to dissociate him from the original and also because there's already a canon guy named Alex (lava lamp dude)

That's OG Alex btw 👇

[mayfieldsqueen]

Twisted Commentary

I made my friend Anna watch Twisted and this was the result. Please read it might be worth it. Also if the bullet points go werid I cba to fix it. Sorry there’s so many.

IS JAFAR DUMBLEDORE

Why is everyone in the kingdom white?

FETCH YOU FUCKS I CACKLED

blood. on my ass. cheeks. TELL ME JAFAR HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET THERE

IT IS MY RIGHT JAFAR! but is it right...

Deadpan - MY HUNGER BLINDED ME AND FORCED ME TO ACT LIKE AN ANIMAL is this you everyday before lunch

THE VIZIER OH MY FUCKKNF CHRIST

BEHOLD BEHOLD behold- why is that me trying to show people stuff but keep getting ignored

The sultan’s voice what a mood

I TOOK MY FINGER AND I PUSHED IN MY PENIS HOW THE HOLY HECK

I’m sorry, I wheezed when Aladdin came in after “sex crazed ruffian”

H E F U C K E D A T I G E R

“SHOW ME YOUR MAGIC CARPET” DOES THIS MUSICAL HAVE NO CHILL

what if the “fuck each other” light just popped up at random times

“More powerful than prince achmed” “I don't even know who that is” SIS WE JUST HAD A WHOLE SONG ABOUT HIM

HE JUST ASKED INNIE/OUTIE ABOUT A PENIS

Ursula is here it’s happening

GASTONS HERE YES LAD

RUB THAT LAMP JAFAR

“Didn’t my tiger eat your ass?” “TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER”

They better bring achmed his tiger so no one gets hurt

Jasmine constantly saying Aladdin and nothing happening is me asking for good mental health

“Jafar..” They all hate him

Ooh the ‘Djinn’ is coming

PHAA THE DJINN IS A MOOD

“Would you stop acting like an asshole for one minute” me at me when i get confident in any exam

THE DJINN DOING HIS MAGIC IS SO ICONIC OH MY GOD

Oo do we need to whack out the tea consent video? If someone is unconcious, DO NOT FORCE TEA ON THEM

“You don’t neet to tell me to be cool mother fucker” sounds like something you’d say when you’re drunk

Not gonna lie for a split second i thought he was going to rape ber when he said “I take what I want”

DID HE JUST CALL JA’FAR A PEDO

FUCK WAIT IS HE HER DAD

AAAAA THE REFLECTION THING ALADDIN KILLED HIS PARENTS NO

“Okay jesus christ I don’t know what’s going on here” sounds like both of us through the majority of Macbeth

He better give that lamp to Jasmine I swear to god

JA’FAR AS THE GENIE LOOKS WAY TOO MUCH LIKE THE DEVIL IM SORRY

Oh okay Jasmine said he was like the devil guy, that was the point

It’s been too long without achmed I fear something may happen soon

Nevermind there he is

Oh my god she’s buting Pixar as part of the magic kingdom this is based on a real fucking story isn’t it

“SOLD!”

Everyone is a princess huh? Doesn’t that defeat the point?

YES THE MONKEY IS A PRINCESS 

“Captain? Don’t you mean princess?” Sounds like something a certain gay would say

OH MY GOD THATS JA’FARS WIFE ITS HAPPENING

Oh that's why she made everyone a princess. fair, fair

ALADDIN IS OLD FAT AND SELLING SECOND HAND STUFF OH MY GOD SHAHSHSHAHAJJAJA

HE WAS KILLED BY A THEIF OVER A LOAF OF BREAD IS THIS JUSTICE FOR ABDUL

Lowkey disappointed that everyone came on at the end and there wasn’t something as iconic as NO ONE REMEMBERS ACHMED

[spiderman-withgreatpower]

"I'm glad. I need you to be on my team to sell it and make them believe it." Peter two remarked. "If you seem nervous or unsure than they are going to see through the act."

He listened to Nessa talk about her life and he was surprised by how involved the Avengers were in her life. Her dad was the best friend of an Avenger. Than she gained a life long friend in Peter because he liked the Avengers. Then he even became one himslef. He was curious about her dad being an assassin. He couldn't even imagine what that must have been like.

"Sounds like an interesting life. You got the rare chance to know the Avengers as people rather than heros. Was your dad apart of the Avengers too? Was that how he became deprogrammed? As for the stuff we need for the device. I think you looking for it will work best. While the team is gone, you can have free roaming to take what we need. Then I can fix the device."

Meanwhile in Peter two's world, Peter one was pretty bored....he sat in the living room watching TV, but a majority of the shows he had never heard of and the ones he did know had different plots. For example, he became very upset when as he tried to watch the show friends. Half way through he found out Rachel and Ross weren't a couple and instead Monica and Joey were together.

Nope. Nope! I'm done! Peter one thought to himself. No longer interested. That is the worst coupling ever. They ruined the show!

He got up and went into the kitchen for a snack. Aunt May was stirring up a pot of pasta, as she sat in a chair nearby the stove. It felt so werid to see her so old and fragile. He wondered if it was as werid for her for as it was for him.

Suddenly he heard a crash coming from another room. He rushed in to make sure no one was hurt. When he followed the voice he found himself in what appeared to be a nursery and MJ struggling to finish putting a crib together.

"Do you want some help?" Peter offered. "I'm usually pretty good at putting things together."

"I'm okay, I got it." She looked down at the many pieces scattered on the floor. "Acutally......help me I have no idea what I'm doing."

Peter chuckled.

"I don't either, but hopefully we can figure it out together." Peter 1 answered with a shrug as he picked up the instructions on the floor.

She smiled. "Thank you."

The room had already been mostly decorated with light green walls and a border of dark painted vines bordering the top of the walls. There was a window to the left and under it was a white dresser with light brown draws. There was a light blue standing lamp across from the window and a pink chair. There was a small yellow toy box with stuffed animals sticking out of it. In the center of the room was a dark green rug with white vines as a pattern. The pieces of the crib were a yellow color.

"The room looks really nice, did you do it all yourself?" Peter one asked.

"Definitely not." She answered with a chuckle. "My Peter helped alot. He's so excited for this kid to be born, its so cute. He already made three lists of potential names and a list of the best Pre-schools in the city. We both been putting money aside for our kid, we want her to have the best opportunities that are available. Neither me or Peter had alot of big opportunities thrown our way."

He chuckled. "Makes sense." He could definitely see himslef doing something like that.

Peter one began putting the pieces of the crib together one by one.

"I wanted to start creating the baby's room as soon as we found out." MJ continued. "The thing is we both want to be surprised in the delivery room about the sex of the baby. So we came up with the idea to do this gender neutral jungle theme for the nursery. It has been a fun little project for us both. Peter even painted the vines on the walls himslef."

"That's really great. I'm sure you guys will do a great job." Peter told her. "I can already tell that you both are loving and caring people. It's clear you guys want to give your child the best life you can. The kid will be lucky to have you guys as parents. Peter is a great man, and I'm not just saying that cause he is kinda me too. He saved me from doing something really stupid and that he knew down the road I would have regret. He ended up getting hurt, protecting me. Him and Peter three helped me through a really hard time when I felt like I had no one. Your very lucky to have him and so is your kid."

"I know we are. He's going to be a great dad. I'm glad Peter was able to help you through everything. He told me about what happened. If you need anything, if you want to talk, I'm here for you too. Peter considered you and Peter 3 as his brothers, so I do too."

MJ knew exactly what Peter one was talking about. When her Peter came home he told her everything that happened. Partly because it was such an epic adventure, but mostly because he was gone for three months, due to the event. MJ and Aunt May had been convinced he was dead and then randomly he showed back up and had been stabbed. The two women were not happy and certainly needed a long explanation of what had happened to him.

Anyways, he had mentioned the situation with how the Green Goblin killed the youngest Peter's Aunt and how he wanted so much to kill the man that took her away from him. Peter admitted he knew how he felt. He was so angry and sad when he lost his uncle and for years that sadness and angry didn't go away. When he was taken over by Venom he did something he never thought he could do and had killed the man whom he thought was Uncle Ben's killer. He didn't regret what he did at first, but when he came back to himself, he felt immense guilt that he could never shake off no matter how hard he tried. He even had nightmares about the man he took life from.

When he saw that Peter one was about to make the same mistake, he knew he had to intervene. He had stop him because he didn't want his little brother to carry the same burden he does.

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Wrong Peters

MJ couldn’t help but chuckle when Nessa told them her and Peter’s story together.

“Sound fimilar, Pete?” MJ asked looking towards her husband with a knowing smile.

“Very much so. I think you guys have a good chance of working out.” Peter two told them with a confident smile.

“Peter and I lived next door to each other ever since we were about eight years old.” MJ told them. “He was always my biggest fan, my biggest supporter. I really didn’t notice him so much though in the beginning, he was more of an acquaintance, he was so shy as a kid. We really didn’t become friends until high school, but once that happened….we were always there for each other. We were a constant companion and support in each other’s lives. Nessa, I think you two can be that for each other.”

“I think kindness does run in the family.” MJ spoke about the Peters. Know the kindest and love both Aunt May and Peter have shown her throughout the years. “I heard what your Peter did for your universe. I couldn’t believe it when my Peter told me. It was very brave and selfless, it’s very much in their Parker blood. Aunt May is just as kind and selfless, she has helped me in so many ways and not even because I’m Peter’s wife, but because she loves people.”

Peter one was silent when they mentioned Peter two’s Aunt May. It sounded from how MJ talked about her that she was still alive. It felt a bit unfair to him that the other Peter’s aunt got to watch him grow up and be married. Where as his aunt would miss out on so much of his own future and milestones.

“….Your going to need a lot of supplies.” Peter one answered. “Most of which you can get in the lab in Avenger tower. You will need: Pym particles, sulfer and plutonium. oh and my blue prints are in my room. I’m sure Peter two can figure out how to fix it.”

“ Wait so even though we’re different universe versions of the same….well I’m not an MJ…he did have an MJ our stories are the aame?” Nessa was having a hard time wrapping her head around it. “ Except I hypothetically told him I liked him first.” Nessa shrugged.

Once she heard what was said about Aunt May Nessie knew Peter would be upset. “ Ok can I talk to my Peter alone for a minute? ” Nessa asked writing down everything he said before stepping away from the other Peter then stoping to make sure he was alone. “ You ok?” Nessa asked. “ I know hearing about May must’ve been hard…plus your face kind of said it all. Wish I was there to make it all better.

“I`m not really sure how it work.” Peter admitted. “I guess all Peters get a neighbored girl crush and an MJ at some point, I guess for me it turned out she was both. I think since we are all variants of the same person the stories of our lives are bound to be similar with slight differences. Like you and Peter being close friends since childhood or you having a different name.”

Peter two and MJ listened as Nessa asked to speak with Peter one alone. Peter two had known when MJ mentioned Aunt May that it may upset Peter one. He would have nudged his wife to be quiet if they weren’t in separate universes. 

“Its okay, I got to pick up Aunt May from her the senior center anyways.” She then looked toward the camera, at Peter two. “Peter come home soon, okay? Be careful, I miss you so much.”

“I promise I will be fine. I miss you too.”

MJ and Peter two left the couple to be alone.

“Thanks, Ness, I appreciate that. It just feels unfair.” Peter one spoke. “My Aunt May is going to miss out on so much of my life. Peter two`s aunt got to be there to see him graduate, get a job, get married and now she will be there to see him have kids. She always used to say one day i would go on to do great things and now she will never get to see me achieve those things. More than that I just miss having her around. It still hurts, so badly…I feel like there is a hole in my heart.”