#weretherewormsonehereyesorwhat

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#footballz happy birthday to James Hasty! You were a fine coverage human on the football field! Then after you retired many things happened but most recently you became the head coach at our shared high school! With much fanfare! Because our high school football team at the time was v bad! But then suddenly you weren't! With no fanfare! I could not find any notice about the circumstances of your departure! So who knows! Maybe you fell through a hole in time and are now in a weird space box hanging out with a lady with like worm eyes or something? I don't know! I've been watching a lot of the new Twin Peaks! I hope worm eyes lady gives you something nice today, James Hasty, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #jameshasty #newyorkjets #kansascitychiefs #oaklandraiders #coach #franklinhighschool #whahappen #twinpeaks #spacebox #weretherewormsonehereyesorwhat #spoilers