#were you planning on betraying your pet napoleon?! your own PET Napoleon?!?!!?

[isthenapoleoncute]

I’ve read that English newspapers are bad for Napoleons, so I put all those I own safely away in a locked drawer and hid the key. However , my Napoleon displayed his natural indefatigable intelligence and determination and somehow managed to steal it whilst I was at a meeting in Vienna. I’m worried that he is now in a dangerous state…is there anything I can do?

Rating: secretly Cute!

Nobody likes it when they're made fun of in the press, but this Napoleon probably felt better about two minutes after you took this photograph! Amirite? Napoleons often even read and laugh at caricatures and foreign indictments against them, it's an amusing hobby. It's probably even why your Napoleon snuck into your locked drawer in the first place: he wanted something to give him a giggle.

Sure, sometimes it makes them sad at first - like an infamous case where a Betsy Balcombe showed a Napoleon a rather crude caricature of it falling down the steps and into Saint Helena - but Napoleons are surprisingly buoyant. He'll be fine, in fact --

Wait.

Wait.

Why were you at a meeting in Vienna? Hey, wait, just curious, what were you doing, hey, asking for a friend, what were you doing -