#were platonic. so it’s probably not flirting. but just in case.
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Wearing a “no romo” button to my organic chemistry lab so the guy in the vent hood next to me gets let down easy
#context: there is a guy classmate whose vent hood is next to mine#and he keeps talking to me and I can’t tell if it’s friend talking or polite talking or if he is romantically interested#part of the things he talks about are just like ‘hey do you remember what to do for this step’ and that’s normal bc these labs are v complex#but he keeps saying things like ‘wow you seem really interested in this’ and ‘what’s ur major’ and ‘oh wow u must be rly smart’#and he told me how he wants to go to med school for orthotics (I think?) and physical therapy stuff#I think? he just wants to be class friends? I can’t detect anything flirty and if a girl were saying these things I’d probably assume they#were platonic. so it’s probably not flirting. but just in case.#anyway my friend Sydney complimented my aro button today so I’m vibing#even tho labs were rly stressful today
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a loving family, an unpalatable desire
— masterlist !
reblogs and interactions are encouraged and appreciated.
a/n: would anyone hear me out if i ever wrote romantic yan! bruce (ft. platonic yan! batfam AND romantic yan clark kent alongside the superfam ofc) with a neglected spouse reader... because uhm, i've been thinking about it lately just yk... so anyways PLSPLSPLS send in asks about this, ive been thinking about it so much lately.
imagine wanting to raise a family so badly with a man who adopts problem children as a side hustle. you're not some invasive spouse, you've always been good, always been loving, so... so accepting, never questioned where or how he picked them up from the side of the streets, never once complaining about the hickeys on his neck or the once neat tussles of his hair now tangled accompanying lipstick stains on his white suit.
you love your children, you tell yourself all the time. you love them, you love bruce— even if he doesn't love you. you said it in your vows, despite it being scripted, despite your family finally sighing in relief in the sidelines at finally being able to sell you off to one of the wealthiest man in the world, rather than being wasting off under their care— your vows are real.
you wanted someone to love you, unconditionally, so viscerally eternal that it eats you up.
really, all you wanted was to play that fantasy life of trophy house spouses. all you wished for was a loving, healthy relationship. the american dream: the picture perfect family frames, your husband kissing you on the cheek as he leaves for work, your children bickering at the dining room, with the scent of homemade meals wafting about the vicinity. all you wanted was the warmth in your chest to flicker like candlelights. all you dreamed about was that domestic life, an escape from the abusive household you were raised in.
yet the manor is too cold, too unforgiving for a soul such as yours.
the longer you stay inside claustrophobic, yet oh-so large hallways, the quicker you drown in a neverending pool of self-hatred.
but you're not allowed to show them your sufferings. they've been through much worse, you tell yourself. they've suffered more, and as what good spouses do, as what you're taught, you stay silent, enabling them to turn you into their own emotional punching bag.
you only allow yourself to cry at the dead of the night, under the sheets of your too-cold blanket and your too-hot pillows. when the manor is filled with deathly silence and a looming sense of dread and ill fitting thoughts of ifs and when they'll come back in one piece, will you grant yourself temporary respite; worry for a family who never even called you their parent.
yet you've always been so considerate. despite the pang in your chest every time bruce flirts with anymore potential love interest at a gala, you chose to instead monitor your chaotic children, who have always never bat an eye on you despite you always gazing lovingly at them.
you know of their interests, they don't know yours, yet you still give them extravagant gifts on their birthdays, with tired, yet glinting eyes, and a silent excuse to return to your room; one separate from bruce.
you know of bruce's hardships, but you don't push too hard, don't force him to talk, only provide him your silence and an offer to serve him dinner; all the time he refuses without looking at you. you give him comfort only if he ever allows you, only if he allows his walls to crumble— but not even his spouse can amount to a warm, crackling fireplace. to him, you're probably only a matchstick under the deadbeat glaze of the snow in a winter night.
maybe that's why you're such a ghost in the manor, stalking through the hallways, looking out for any of your children in case they come across you with any injuries. maybe that's why eventually your resolve weakened.
and maybe the absence of familial love led you to find comfort in another man's arm.
''til death do us part,' is such a tragic saying in your case, because you know it in your fragile heart that bruce's love for you was never alive in the first place. and yet you allow him to play you like a fiddle, allow him to slowly allow you to slip away from his nonexistent grasp.
and now, you're a stand-in parent for clark's son, jon, after the tragic loss of his wife. now, your world seems a lot less bleaker, as you play the fantasy of a loving house spouse, fully abandoning the life you left behind, a life you've never been gifted with until now. you want to feel guilty, you want to feel absolutely terrible but the heartache of neglect has become too much and all you do was allow clark to warm you up each night, kissing away your tears and spooning your deep-seated anxieties away.
you don't let the past eat you up, not when the present is too perfect, too freeing, too delusionally beautiful.
your son, jon provides you every joy a parent could have. parent's day gifts, heartfelt letters at every nook and cranny of your shared bedroom with clark— even reading him bedtime stories, allowing him to sleep in your lap after he slowly nods off, with clark knocking softly on polished wooden doors, greeting you with a loving kiss on the lips and a bouquet of your favorite flowers in hand—
it's everything a parent wants, needs even.
and you're everything clark, and especially jon wants, needs in their life.
so it's such a stupid mistake, really. a slip of the tongue, a too-enthusiastic smile, incredibly bright, shining eyes. it's not jon's fault, you still love him either way. but it's an error still— one a complicated matter at hand, so dreadful for you, that jon accidentally, all-too-suddenly, mentions you as his parent to damian.
a loving, wonderful parent, he says, with a picture of you in his wallet shoved right in front of his friend's face.
#🧁... yael's misc.#series: loving family unpalatable desires#yandere batfam#yandere dc#yandere batman#yandere angst#yandere bruce wayne#yandere clark kent#yandere superfam#yandere superman#yandere damian wayne#yandere jon kent#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x female reader#yandere x male reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere imagines#yandere scenarios#male yandere#yandere x y/n#yandere x you#yandere x darling#I HATE WRITING HIATUS#this is so bad erm...#im back at ranting in tags but ykyk#why am i so bad at this again 💔
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It's the same phenomenon as Neve and Lucanis both having incredibly chill, calm, polite "I still need a bit of space" lines after coming back from their cities being wrecked and somehow this is widely read as them being SO INCREDIBLY RUDE AND MEAN. Shit's always like this. Fandom gonna fandom.
I keep getting fed community posts about Neve and Lucanis being flirty and how to remove any flirty banters
My question for the community is this: have you considered perhaps working on whatever insecurity is causing you to not be able to metabolize someone hitting on your pixel spouse?
This isn't a targetted hit I'm just genuinely concerned for y'all
#admittedly the narrative design probably holds a bit of responsibility in this case#both neve and lucanis have very slow romances with rook#lucanis especially is just straight up missing a bunch of content#and so many of the flirts for so long are just. normal friendly things to say that they respond to#in a normal friendly way#you don't get any actual feeling of extra importance or intimacy until like fifty hours into the game#so even if lucanis and neve are completely platonic. the genuine intimacy and closeness of them#contrasts favorably with whatever rook has going on with either of them#and i can understand feeling put out about that#but let's be real we've all been in fandom for more than five minutes#it would not make a lick of difference if lucanis were making out with rook right out of the ossuary#him considering neve important would still have ten thousand fangirls' teeth at her throat
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Ignorance by infatuation

synopsis A detective behaves lewdly with you. Aaron Hotchner gets uncharacteristically jealous.
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a/n omg my first Hotch fic ever hehe 🤭 feedback and love always appreciated, still trying to find my Crim Minds voice!
It’s 8 o’clock in the morning, the air sultry and verdant, rain soaked leaves underfoot. 
Aaron Hotchner frowns. Petrichor and dew mean evidence awash. He pauses to squint up at the sky, muddy grey with isolated streaks of yellow dawn.
You’re acutely aware of Spencer’s eyes on you as you walk past Hotch, and give yourself a mild headache by focussing too hard on the commotion ahead. The rest of the team don’t seem to notice the tension between you and SSA Hotchner. Or perhaps they do, and the pair of you are just too stubborn to admit it.
It’s been lurking under the surface for a while now, this perplexing pull between you. Lingering glances, raised eyebrows, irises spooled with tendrils of static. A hand pressed against your back every time he scoots behind you, like an excuse. He doesn’t do that with Emily. None of the other agents. A frown that tends to yield when your gaze catches his.
Or hardens when someone acts a little lewder than is appropriate.
Like the other day, for example, when he’d overheard you on the phone with some deadbeat cop in the Dallas area. (He’s probably being unfair. He probably isn’t even a deadbeat. It’s just that anyone that flirts with the idea of your favour is going to be unworthy in comparison, even Agent Hotchner.)
The phone had rung in the middle of your exchange, and you’d answered it immediately, mouthing apologies in its place. Aaron Hotchner remembers the shine of gloss on your lips, the ways your fingers clasped the phone to your ear, gentle but firm. Remnants of peach coloured polish on your nails.
“Yes, this is she,” you’d answered, mouthing another apology to him. “How can I help you?”
You’d come into his office a few minutes prior to discuss something media strategy; Hotch didn’t have a mind for it, he much preferred giving you all the reins. He recognised how strange this was for a control freak as prolific as him. You were different though, he’d attest. It was a sentiment as dangerous, as non-platonic, as the feelings making home in his ribcage.
“Right,” you’d said, pulling your spiral-bound notebook out of your pocket. You’d wedged your phone between your ear and shoulder, slipping your pen out of your breast pocket and clicking it against it. Hotch felt unseasonably hot at such attention to your chest. He raised his eyebrows inquisitively, trying to catch your gaze.
“Ah, I see, yes that does sound like our area of expertise,” you’d continued, and then a pause, an awkward, unwieldy laugh. Still beautiful. “No, yes, our is correct — I am in fact part of the team.” Another pause; this time, you’d rolled your eyes when your laugh spooled out of your pretty mouth. He didn’t recognise it. “I don’t know about that. Should we get back to the case at hand? Great.”
Hotchner’s eyebrows had lowered then, furrowing into an expression of concern, flailing interest. Not jealousy. He was pretty certain he knew all your laughs, the cadence of them, the syrupy timbre. This one was new. You sounded uncomfortable, as though something said over the phone had abraded you somehow. As his eyebrows had, his heart had sunk into his stomach. He remembers the strain of his forearm muscles against his clenched knuckles.
“Sure. Yes. As soon as I have all the details I’ll be able to distribute them. Great, yes, we’ll see you soon, I’m sure. Thank you. Goodbye.”
And that had been that. Hotch hadn’t had the stomach to ask after the details, especially not when you’d seemed so eager to put it behind you.
After ending the call, you’d shaken your head and proclaimed, “Don’t ask,” launching back into your spiel about media strategy like it hadn’t happened. Hotch wasn’t in the business of disagreeing with you; pressing things. Saying no. It wasn’t lost on him that he used the word liberally with everyone else he knew.
Back at the scene, Hotch stays a few steps behind the team. He knows that Spencer’s assessing eyes will see right through his faux contemplation; Hotchner knows, from the many frowns Spencer’s eidetic memory has learned, that the expression on his face will be recognised as distraction.
He needs to focus. He needs you near. He needs to keep his eye on the ball. He needs deadbeat detective far away from here.
As you and the BAU team near the crime scene, a rugged looking cop pulls away from his colleagues. He has eyes like treacle tart and a grin that borders on a smirk. A toothpick hangs from his mouth like something out of a Western.
“Detective Landon?” You say, extending a hand in acknowledgement. “Hello, we spoke on the phone yesterday morning.”
Detective Landon spits the toothpick out of his mouth, maintaining eye contact as he does so. But it isn’t the depth of his gaze that drops yours. You can feel someone else’s eyes searing holes through your skull.
“Well I’ll be,” he drawls, taking your hand and pressing it to his mouth. “Your voice doesn’t do you justice, darling.”
You resist the urge to make a face. It’s awful, unfortunate, but you’re far too used to this. Behind you, Derek raises his eyebrows, sharing an amused look with Emily beside him. Rossi looks exasperated. Spencer’s expression remains unchanged, though he does steal a glance at Hotchner. You smile, the way you always do, refusing to be thrown off by his candour.
“That’s a shame,” you reply breezily, turning to introduce your team. “Detective, this is SSA Morgan, SSA Prentiss, Dr Spencer Reid, and —”
“I’m the unit chief, Supervisory Special Agent Hotchner,” Hotch interrupts, a menacing gravel to his timbre. He doesn’t shake the hand Detective Landon extends to him. The detective draws it back with a gauche bark of laughter, turning his attention to the rest of the BAU.
“My my,” he says, his drawl returning as his eyes meet Emily’s. “What do I gotta do to get in on this team of yours?”
“A formal education would be helpful,” Spencer supplies, squinting at him through his glasses.
Detective Landon turns to him then, raising his eyebrows. “Doctor Reid, was it?”
“It is, but no need to aim that high, buddy,” Morgan says then, stepping forward and patting him on the shoulder. Landon winces. “Now. You going to talk us through what you guys got so far or what?”
“Damn, y’all are a feisty bunch, huh?” He replies, pulling another toothpick out of his breast-pocket. He sends you a wink that makes Hotch’s insides turn, adding, “Don’t mind it on you, sweetheart, but maybe the rest of the BAU ‘oughta play nice.”
Aaron Hotchner would normally agree with his sentiment. He’s been a long time advocate of working alongside the local police in investigations; he recognises that collaboration is far more productive than condescension.
Unfortunately for him, this isn’t quite a normal situation.
Things to do with you and other men rarely are. An ugly green emotion eases his heart right into his throat.
“Or maybe,” Hotchner says crisply, his steely gaze pinning Landon to the spot, “I should have a chat with your Captain and take you off this case.”
Landon balks. “Sir —”
“You’re dismissed,” Hotchner interrupts, not wanting to hear it. He’s unaware of the amused look Emily and Morgan share behind him.
“You…” Landon trails off exasperatedly, shaking his head, “…you can’t dismiss me. This is my case.”
“Actually, it’s the BAU’s case now.” He turns to you expectantly. You think you catch his gaze soften as it falls over your face in paces. Trick of the light, you suppose. “Right?”
“Sure,” you say weakly.
“Right then. Rossi?” Hotch says then, turning to David Rossi autocratically. “Why don’t you and the team go ahead and assess the scene while I head to base and sort out a reassignment.”
“Not you, Reid,” he adds, keeping Spencer in place. “You can come to the station with me, get our replacement up to speed. Sound good?”
Morgan’s trying hard to hide his knowing grin, one side of his mouth upturned with mirth. Emily isn’t bothering to pretend she doesn’t know what’s going on, her pretty features lit up with amusement. Detective Landon looks mortified. Your cheeks feel on fire.
“Alright,” Rossi says after pause, glancing between you and Hotchner. He’s been in the FBI for long enough now that he’s learnt to pick his battles.
He turns around and begins walking toward the crime scene, the three of you trailing behind him with less purposeful strides.
“Huh,” Derek says, faux-thoughtful. You’re wedged between him and Emily, much to your chagrin. “Wonder what that was about. Any ideas, SSA Prentiss?”
“Well, SSA Morgan,” Emily replies, her smile audible. “I’m afraid that our dear old unit chief has a bit of a soft spot.”
“A soft spot?” Derek echoes, letting out a dramatic gasp. “That’s dangerous in our line of work, wouldn’t you say?”
“I would say,” Emily responds sagely.
“Oh shut up, you two,” you mutter, crossing your arms over your chest. “That wasn’t just about me. He made a pass on Emily too.”
Emily snorts, shaking her head exasperatedly. “Hey Rossi, you got a name for this phenomenon?”
“Oh yeah,” Rossi replies without hesitation, his gaze trained ahead of him. “Ignorance by infatuation.”
Out of earshot, Spencer and Hotchner are having a similarly painful conversation.
“Strange,” Spencer decides, breaking the silence with his candour.
Aaron knows what he’s insinuating. He resists the urge to turn around and steal another glance at your pretty silhouette. “He was behaving inappropriately. There’s nothing strange about it, Spencer. I was protecting my team.”
“The whole team?”
“Yes.”
“Including me?”
“Yes.”
“But I liked him.”
Hotchner sends him an incredulous look. “And what exactly was there to like?”
“He was entertaining, I think,” Spencer replies casually, shrugging. “In a cop way, you know? Plus, I love listening to Y/N reject men. It’s fascinating.”
Hotchner swallows. “Fascinating?”
“She always does it in this way where they don’t even realise what exactly’s happening,” Spencer explains matter-of-factly. He turns to Aaron Hotchner then. “Don’t worry, though, she’d never do that to you.”
Hotchner’s traitorous heart leaps, his mouth pulling into a paradoxical frown. “Spencer,” he warns.
“Just saying,” Spencer replies, raising his arms in surrender.
“Well,” Hotch says grumpily, “don’t.”
“Alright. Noted.”
#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#aaron hotchner x you#aaron hotchner x y/n#hotchner x reader#Hotchner x you#aaron hotchner fic#aaron hotchner blurb#criminal minds#aaron hotchner fluff
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Can I Help?
warnings: none word count: 1,398 pairing: natalie scatorccio x reader [platonic, romantic] description: your best friend doesn't want you to miss out. tags: fluff, inexperienced!reader, first kiss, best friend!nat
After giving up playing cards with Nat (because she couldn't help but brag when she won and refuse to admit defeat when she lost), you've decided on 21 Questions. You knew most things about one another, so a majority of the questions were just hypotheticals and teasing. You're both lying on her bed, Nat with a cigarette in hand.
"Okay. If we were stranded, who on the team would you resort to eating first?" Nat asks.
You laugh in shock. "Dude, I'd rather die than get to that point. Fuck no."
"It's Mari, isn't it?"
"Alright," you immediately fold. "I have my reasons. Don't you remember when she started that rumor that I was the one who left those gross clothes on the locker room floor all because I didn't pass to her that one time?"
"You mean the underwear?" Nat asks, as if she wasn't there, doubled over with laughter at the following practices where you had to plead your case to the team.
"Yes, the underwear," you sigh, closing your eyes as you recall the situation.
Nat's laughing, holding the cigarette away from you as she rolls toward you a bit, her head now resting on your shoulder. You open your eyes to see her looking up at you. "You sure it wasn't you? Seemed about your size…"
"Okay, what? How would you know?" Sure, you changed in the locker room together when a game or practice was right after school, but you both had to be pretty quick. It'd be hard for her to notice something as specific as your underwear size.
"Well," she starts all-knowingly. "You remember that time the bathroom stall door swung open—"
"Shut up! Just shut up."
"Alright, alright," she surrenders. "You had on cute underwear, though—"
"Nat!" you interject, covering your ears to keep yourself from hearing anything else that would fluster you further.
"Hey," Nat grins, pulling the hand of yours that's closest to her from your ear. Her demeanor is softer now, less teasing, more comforting. Despite this, she continues, "Don't worry. I'd also eat her first, just for you."
"Gee, thanks," you murmur, resting both your arms across your chest. You've still got a bit of a smile, though. Despite the unfortunate wording of it, it was sweet she cared enough about you to note who you did and didn't like. Which, of course, a hypothetical like this would never happen, but knowing that she'd support you through anything just made your affection for her grow, that ever-present warm tightness in your chest that you always have when she's on your mind growing. "My turn."
Nat moves off your arm to take another inhale of her cigarette, blowing the smoke away from you.
"So. Are you and Kevyn a thing?" You keep your tone playfully nosy as you speak, and you're confident it's convincing.
She rolls her eyes. "No, Kevyn and I are not a thing. You know that." Her tone is a little bitterly annoyed, like she's offended you'd asked.
"Really? Well, how about you and—"
"My turn," she interrupts sternly. She stubs her cigarette out in a cup she's converted into an ashtray, just a little more forcefully than necessary, then turns fully to you, resting on her side.
"Who's the last person you kissed?" The question is much more serious than any of the last that were asked. It's not the words themselves that are so strong, but her demanding tone and searching look. Her gaze is flitting between each of your eyes, like you've got some secret that she has every right to know.
This is technically something she should probably be aware of as your best friend. However, you'd always avoid topics like this with her, getting flustered when she'd teasingly flirt with you and feeling a little inadequate because she had more experience.
"I haven't," you admit softly.
Nat furrows her brows as if she's not just shocked, but disbelieving. "You haven't? Like, recently, or… ever?"
"Ever," you confirm.
You watch her head jerk back slightly, her gaze flitting around as she thinks over your words. After a few seconds, she's back to looking at you. Her expression is more relaxed now, and she appears almost… excited? Her eyebrows are just the tiniest bit raised, and you can see the slightest upturn at the corners of her mouth. Then, you notice her lips twitch into a slight purse, like she's trying to hold back her smile. You figure she's just about to tease you.
"Why not?" Nat asks.
You laugh. "I dunno. Never had the chance. Not one I wanted, at least."
"Well… aren't you curious? What it feels like?" Her expression is no longer confused, but playful. Oddly, it feels like she's masking something.
"I mean, I can guess. But I'm sure it feels better than I'm imagining."
"It does," she replies quickly, leaving no room for argument. She suddenly holds herself up with an arm on the bed and asks, "You wanna see?"
Now, Nat's eyes are more attentive, lips slightly parted in question. She's expectant, hanging on every little reaction of yours. You're not sure exactly what she's offering, but whatever it is, she seems hopeful that your answer is going to be yes. It's as if she's seized some moment, and things are finally falling into place for her. She's a little too excited, a little too invested for this all to be spontaneous.
"Uh… I mean… yeah." Your eyes are darting around her, though not really seeing anything. You press your lips together, nervous and trying to hide the new topic of conversation.
"Can I help?" she asks quietly, pressing her hand to your face like there's no time to lose. You know she can feel the heat under the skin of your cheek, and you watch as her gaze approvingly focuses on the contact. She looks proud, her smile breaking through her act just a bit.
You nod. "Yeah. You can. You can kiss me." You say it explicitly, just in case you're being delusional, and this was all just going to turn into her saying she had some hot date to set you up on. You were close enough with Nat to be sure she wouldn't hate you after saying something like this, even if she didn't have romantic feelings for you. It'd definitely crush you if you heard her rejection, hence why you hadn't confessed, but you couldn't help yourself from letting the words tumble out now.
She smiles, then traps her bottom lip under her teeth. Her gaze flicks between your lips and your eyes as she leans in.
She nudges her nose against yours, giggling. You know what she's doing, trying to break the tension and make sure you're relaxed. You let your eyes close, lips parting slightly in a smile, and hold her waist.
Then, she tilts her head and presses her lips against yours.
It's soft and light for a few seconds, lips just brushing against one another. She moves a little closer, and you open your mouth just slightly wider to take more of her in. You can faintly taste nicotine from her mouth, something slightly bitter and peppery. But it's Nat, so it makes your heart flutter, excited you get to know your best friend even better, get to have her share herself with you so eagerly.
After a few seconds of uncertainty, you relax, mimicking the way her mouth moves against yours, and it's suddenly easy. Natural. Right. Maybe it's just because you've imagined this so many times, but you don't have to think about it. It's as if your body moves on it's own, somehow one with hers.
She adjusts herself on the bed, but refuses to break the kiss. You feel one of her legs slot between yours, and then the weight of her body as she leans down against you. Her hand moves from your face to your arm, holding herself up above you. After a few more seconds of trying different angles, she pulls back, looking down at you in what you can only see as awe.
"So?" She's smiling, but you sense the slightest bit of insecurity in her tone and expression, a plea for validation.
"Can we keep going?" you reply quickly.
She grins wide, her eyes all light and soft and admiring, then nods. “Yeah. Whatever you want."
author's note: hey guys! hope you like this, and thanks for all the interaction after my last post! i've made a masterlist with rules, so if you want to request something, check that out!
#natalie scatorccio x reader#natalie scatorccio x you#yellowjackets x reader#nat scatorccio x reader#nat scatorrcio x you#yellowjackets fanfic#yellowjackets fic#yellowjackets x you#this is NOT mari ibarra hate!#love her#but i feel like she would do this#fluff
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More Sheldon cooper plzzzz
living with penny had its ups and downs. the upside? her closet. the downside? her nosey obsession with your love life.
“you two are literally perfect for each other,” she said one night, standing in your doorway in pajamas and holding a wine glass like she was some matchmaking prophet. “he’s weird. you’re patient. it’s fate.”
you raised an eyebrow. “penny. he has a bathroom schedule. he eats spaghetti only on mondays. he called my twist-out ‘structurally fascinating.’”
“yeah!” she grinned. “he likes you!”
you squinted. “…he also physically recoiled when i sat next to him.”
“he was surprised,” she defended. “not scared. look, he asked me what your favorite tea was. and he moved his flash merch to make room for you on the shelf.”
“…wait, really?”
“girl. do you know how many years it took leonard to get a toothbrush space?”
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you tried not to think about it too much as you sat awkwardly in 4A, on the couch next to sheldon, watching some overly detailed 70s sci-fi movie he insisted was a “classic masterpiece of speculative narrative.”
he kept fidgeting. not a lot—just little shifts, like he was trying to get comfortable sitting next to you without making contact. his hands were folded too neatly in his lap, and he kept glancing sideways, then quickly back at the screen.
you cleared your throat. “so… good movie?”
“statistically underappreciated,” he said, eyes flicking to yours, then down again. “though the special effects are abysmal by modern standards.”
“…cool.”
silence.
you sipped your tea, trying not to feel awkward, until—
“i have a hypothesis,” sheldon blurted.
you blinked. “about…?”
“you.”
your eyes widened slightly. “uh. okay.”
he sat up straighter, like this was a TED talk. “my recent behavior patterns, emotional fluctuations, and general preoccupation with your whereabouts and well-being suggest the presence of a non-platonic emotional attachment.”
your brain short-circuited. “…wait. are you saying…?”
“i believe i’m experiencing romantic feelings for you,” he said matter-of-factly. “penny suggested i just say it instead of building a three-week observation spreadsheet.”
you stared at him.
“this isn’t a joke?”
“romantic feelings are no laughing matter,” he said, almost offended. “i like you. quite a lot. even when your lip gloss gets on my whiteboard markers.”
you couldn’t help it—you smiled. “well, that’s the first time a guy’s ever admitted to liking me and complained about my lip gloss in the same breath.”
he tilted his head. “is that… bad?”
“no, sheldon. it’s very you.”
he hesitated, then gently offered you something. a little box. inside was… your favorite tea blend, a tiny cactus (“low maintenance, like me,” he said), and a folded note that read: “in case you reciprocate.”
you looked up at him, heart warm and buzzing.
“i do.”
his mouth twitched into a smile. “fascinating.”
you leaned against his shoulder just a little, and he didn’t move away.
“i predict,” he murmured, “this will significantly alter my schedule.”
you laughed. “guess we’ll both have to adjust.”
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you, 6:12 p.m. — penny’s bedroom
“i don’t know why i let you talk me into this,” you muttered, sitting on the edge of penny’s bed while she rummaged through her makeup drawer. “he probably has a date-night itinerary. what if he makes me take a quiz before we order drinks?”
“first of all,” penny said, holding up a tube of nude gloss, “he definitely has an itinerary. second, if he quizzes you, just flirt harder.”
you snorted. “how does one flirt with sheldon cooper?”
penny turned, grinning. “compliment his whiteboard. touch his arm. laugh at his space jokes like you mean it.”
you rolled your eyes but smiled.
she walked over, gently fixing your twist-out with a pick. “look—he likes you. he’s just a giant weird baby who doesn’t know how to flirt without referencing quantum mechanics.”
“or asking for my allergy list,” you teased.
“he made leonard show him how to reserve a table. that’s growth.”
you looked at her, surprised. “wait—he made reservations?”
“yup.” she winked. “he said, and i quote, ‘i’m statistically more likely to receive a goodnight kiss if I eliminate dining chaos.’”
you covered your mouth, stifling a laugh. “why does that sound exactly like him?”
“because it is him. and babe, he’s trying. really trying.”
you looked at yourself in the mirror. soft curls framed your face, lip gloss popping, favorite earrings on. you looked good—and nervous.
“what if i’m too much for him?” you said suddenly. “i’m loud sometimes. i ramble. he’s so…”
“structured?” penny offered. “obsessively rigid? vaguely robotic?”
“…yes.”
“and he likes you anyway.”
you exhaled slowly. “okay. let’s do this.”
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sheldon, 6:17 p.m. — 4A living room
“i can’t go,” sheldon declared. “cancel the taxi. cancel the whole evening.”
“sheldon,” leonard sighed, “you’ve planned this date like a nasa launch. you’ll be fine.”
“will i?” he spun to face him. “this shirt isn’t breathable. my palms are moist. and what if i forget how to speak casually? what if i accidentally mention her neurotransmitter effect on my emotional state?”
raji, lounging on the couch with chips, blinked. “you… what now?”
“he means he likes her,” howard translated. “which we already know. he’s just spiraling.”
“i am not spiraling. i am calculating the probability of catastrophic emotional embarrassment.”
leonard walked over, placing a firm hand on sheldon’s shoulder. “sheldon. deep breath. you made a schedule. you picked a conversation topic list. you even brought the travel hand sanitizer she likes.”
“strawberry scent,” sheldon confirmed grimly. “she commented that it ‘smelled like her aunt’s purse.’ it felt positive.”
raji gave a slow thumbs-up. “romance is alive.”
“you’ve got this,” leonard said. “and hey, if it gets awkward, just ask her about her favorite star trek captain. she likes talking. you just have to listen.”
“i made an active listening chart,” sheldon muttered, pulling a folded index card from his pocket. “with appropriate eye contact intervals.”
“okay, let’s maybe not whip that out at dinner,” howard said, gently taking it and tossing it back on the table.
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7:03 p.m. — the restaurant
you arrived first—nervous, bouncing your leg, trying to remember how to act normal with a man who once compared your laugh to “a symphonic chime.”
then sheldon walked in, back straight, hair combed so precisely it almost looked painted. he spotted you and paused—then gave the tiniest, nervous smile.
“hello,” he said, stiff but warm. “you look… symmetrical. and radiant.”
you laughed. “hi, sheldon. you clean up nice.”
he brightened. “thank you. this is a cotton blend—softer than my Tuesday shirt. penny said you’d notice.”
you blinked. “wait, penny picked your outfit?”
“yes. after reviewing 14 combinations. she and raj agreed this was the least ‘professor-like.’”
you both sat.
“i also asked for a corner table with optimal lighting and reduced echo levels, to make our conversation more pleasant,” he added, proud.
“you really thought this through,” you said, touched.
“of course,” he said seriously. “i may be new to dating, but i know how to prepare for a significant variable. and you, Y/N, are a significant variable.”
your heart did a full backflip.
from the café window, you barely caught a glimpse of two very bad spies hiding behind a potted plant.
“you didn’t tell them to come spy on us?”
“no,” he said flatly. “but i have a laser pointer. if they get closer, i’ll use it.”
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9:11 p.m. — walking home
you and sheldon strolled side by side under the streetlights, the soft sound of your shoes on pavement filling the space between nervous glances. your hand brushed his once, and he startled like he’d been zapped, but didn’t move away.
instead, he cleared his throat and said, “i enjoyed this evening. significantly more than most social outings.”
you smiled. “yeah?”
“yes. your presence improved the average temperature of the environment by at least six degrees emotionally.”
you blinked. “…that’s not a real measurement.”
“no, but it’s how i felt,” he said seriously.
you looked over at him—his face was sincere, flushed, and focused like he was trying to memorize the outline of the sidewalk so he didn’t mess anything up.
you softened. “i had fun too.”
“you did?”
“sheldon,” you said, laughing, “you made me tea before dinner, chose a quiet restaurant on purpose, and even complimented my twist-out. i’m pretty sure you were trying to impress me.”
he looked faintly panicked. “was i not supposed to?”
“no, no,” you said quickly, “you were. and you did.”
he blinked. “oh. good.”
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9:17 p.m. — outside your apartment door
you both stopped at the door. he looked like he was going to pace a groove into the hallway carpet.
you tucked your hands in your coat pocket. “so…”
“i… read that this is the part where a first date might culminate in a physical expression of affection,” he said, stiff as a board.
you fought a smile. “you mean a kiss?”
he nodded. then paused. “unless, of course, you’d prefer a handhold, or a forehead touch, or… an awkward but intentional wave.”
“sheldon.”
you stepped in closer, slow, letting him see it coming.
“may i?” you asked.
his breath hitched. “yes.”
you kissed him softly—barely there at first, just enough to feel the tension melt out of his shoulders. he didn’t kiss back right away, but when he did, it was clumsy and sweet and entirely too much for your chest to handle.
when you pulled back, he blinked three times and said, “fascinating.”
“yeah?” you whispered.
“i appear to be experiencing an increase in heart rate, but not in a medically concerning way. also, i’d like to do that again.”
you smiled against his cheek. “you’re allowed.”
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9:25 p.m. — penny’s apartment
you walked back in glowing, closing the door quietly behind you.
penny popped up from behind the counter like a jack-in-the-box, eyes wide. “SO?!”
“jesus, penny!”
“you kissed him, didn’t you? tell me you kissed him.”
you grinned. “maybe.”
“oh my god. he’s gonna lose his mind. he’s probably already building a spreadsheet.”
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meanwhile, 4A
“leonard,” sheldon called from his bedroom, holding up a printed chart, “do you think this shade of lipstick matches y/n’s usual gloss? because it transferred at approximately a 30-degree angle. i believe that implies she tilted her head slightly.”
leonard looked up from his comic book. “…oh yeah. he’s in love.”
#the big bang theory#black reader#black!fem!reader#black!reader#black!writer#sheldon cooper#sheldon cooper x reader#young sheldon#tbbt sheldon#big bang theory#kenziiie writes!
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Accidental Kiss with Spiderman
You are working for the Spider Society and you have a platonic relationship with your crush (for now). When both of you were distracted, you collide and accidentally lock lips. How would they react???
Characters: Miles Morales, Hobie Brown, Pavitr Prabhakar, Miguel O’Hara || SFW
Miles
Even if he likes you or not, he’s going to put some distance between the two of you. He won’t try to take advantage of you like that. If he doesn’t reciprocate, he’d sweep it under the rug. If he likes you, he’d feel disappointed that his first time kissing you was an accident. Not that he didn’t like kissing you, he did! But in his head his first time kissing you was super smooth, charming, and relaxed. No, instead he’s super bashful, scratching the back of his head and apologizing to you.
Since he can be self-conscious, he’d probably think you didn’t like it and is afraid you think he was creepy. If you chicken out on confessing to him, he’d look back on the kiss every single night and cringe to himself. That’s why for both of your sanity, telling him that you liked the kiss straight afterwards is the best course of action.
“Gosh, I’m sorry, I really didn’t mean to you know, do that. I wasn’t looking, I mean I have spider senses, we both do, why doesn’t it work when you need it haha- ……You liked it? Really? Wait, so you like me like that? Then do you want to… try again? I promise I won’t push you away this time.”
Hobie
If you accidentally kiss anybody, then Hobie Brown is the guy. His lips are very soft and warm and he doesn’t push you away in an offensive manner. Overall a very pleasant accidental kiss. There’s a 99% chance that he knew you liked him, so that’s why he will treat the kiss casually but in a detached manner. Even if he doesn’t like you back, he’d be nice about it and talk to you later like nothing happened. He still wants to continue being your friend.
The only disadvantage to this is that it’s possible you’d be pining even more after the kiss. In that case, you’d have to bring it up to him and tell him how you feel. And he might accept your confession! He believes so long as you feel there’s a possibility that you’d fall for the person, it’s alright to not have feelings for them when you start dating.
In the case that he does like you, he will tease you a lot, making comments like you probably did it on purpose for him to kiss you. Even after you shut him up with a kiss he’d be laughing to himself. He’s enjoying himself a little too much seeing you irritated at him asshole. Biting him will probably shut him up.
Pavitr
The first thing that comes to his mind is, ‘This is exactly how it plays out in that one tv show!’ Yeah, he initially gets distracted, fanboying to himself, but then he pulls himself together.
He’d try to act super smooth with you. Oh yeah, he’s Spiderman, an accidental kiss is nothing to him, pshhhh. Probably the only one out of the four that would miss his chance of confessing his feelings because he’s trying too hard to seem unbothered. Later on, he regrets not telling you how he felt.
Ahhh how could I let go of my chance like that! I should’ve just confessed instead of trying to play it cool! Stupid Pavitr!
The next time he sees you, he pulls you to a private place and tells you how he feels. He’s elated when he finds out you like him back and hugs you tightly. Then he’s on flirting mode.
“Considering our first kiss didn’t go as planned, want to try it a second time :)))?”
Miguel
His reaction depends: if he doesn’t have feelings for you, his arms shoot out instinctively and gently puts distance between the two of you. The kiss lasts less than a second. As the leader of the Spider Society he feels that it is unprofessional to kiss a coworker. He’d apologize and make it crystal clear that he didn’t mean anything by it. Yes it would be awkward the next times you see each other, but it’ll eventually be normal.
If he does like you back but it was during a mission or in a public area, he would also push you away, but moreso out of embarrassment of people seeing him. But when he is all by himself, his mind wanders. He replays the scene on his projector, proceeds to feel like a pervert and closes the tab, ten minutes later he opens it again and groans in frustration, leaning on his desk, one of his hands on his burning face. Lyla teases him, “You’re such a pervert.” He’s going to avoid you as long as he can, giving excuses of being busy. It’s up to you to break the awkwardness.
If he does like you back and you guys kiss in a private setting, then it’s a completely different story. When he sees that you’re not pulling away, he’d wrap his hands around your waist and pull you close, indulging in a sensual kiss. He’d push you against the nearest hard surface and won’t pull away until he’s out of breath. For a guy that hasn’t been in a relationship for years, he’s still a very good kisser and your satisfied expression confirms it.
#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara x reader#hobie brown x reader#miles morales x reader#pavitr x reader#miguel o'hara headcanons#hobie brown headcanons#pavitr headcanons#miles morales headcanons#miguel o'hara#hobie brown#pavitr prabhakar#miles morales#atsv headcanons#atsv x reader#atsv miguel#atsv miles#atsv hobie#atsv pavitr#atsv#spiderman#spiderman across the spiderverse
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Romantic Lucifer x Cutely Flirty Reader
We're not using "Hey babe" here. Here, we got that "You're a cutie patootie, pookie". That's the best way I can describe the Reader's vibes on this.
TW: None, unless you hate fluff

• You both met when he visited the Hazbin Hotel. You actually met him as he was leaving and you were heading back to the hotel with some supplies you were buying. You were more than a little surprised by the carnage that had occurred while you were gone... However, you noticed Lucifer, and decided you might as well say hello.
• He's surprised by how polite you are compared to, say, Alastor. You talk for a bit, before you let him go back to his place. The first thing that you end up telling Charlie, once you talk to her, is pretty simple! "Your dad is adorable-"
• Thus begins your flirtation, whenever he is around. However, you do try to make sure he's not uncomfortable with it, to you keep it very low-key at first. The most you'll do is wave to him, saying "Hey, pookie!" as a greeting. He's probably a bit confused, at first, but shrugs it off.
• A bit confused means very confused, in this case. Especially when he notices Charlie looking embarrassed by it. Sure, he's heard pookie used romantically, but he's also heard it used platonically, so the fact that you're flirting hasn't hit him... yet.
• You both become friends rather quickly, sharing a love of things you find cute, like rubber ducks, Razzle and Dazzle, and Keke. You decide that, since you've become such good friends, it's time to up the ante a bit. You are now more prone to waving him over, saying things like "Hey there, sweetie!" or "Pookie bear, look what I've found!"
• It's at this point, he feels he's getting the hint. You're definitely flirting, in your own way. He likes you back, yes... However, he doesn't want to ruin such a good friendship. That, and he wants to be sure you like him for him, and not his looks. So, he starts waiting for you to show signs that you truly like him outside of flirtation - things that have more of a meaning than that, or cliche love tropes.
• And he gets that sign. One day, you come running up to him, holding what looks to be a rubber duck. "Pookie! Look! I found a duckling!" "Oh, that's such a cute little thing-" "quack" Oh, it's not a rubber duck... It's a real, living, breathing duckling. He's rather impressed by the fact that you found one in Hell, of all places. It's not even a demonic duck, either! It's a normal duckling! You must've went through a lot of work to get it, just for him...
• He takes it from your hands, looks down at it for a moment, before saying "This is our child now." And with that, you're dating. And you have a duckling baby, now. He's named it Charlotte, and it has it's own bedroom.
• He loves your flirting, to be honest, and may start to mimic it. You both call each other pookie all the time. You love to call him random names you come up with, like sugar bear, baby bean, cutie patootie, pookie wookie, and he loves all of them. His face practically burst into flames whenever you call him something like that. He likes to call you his little honeycrisp or apple pie. You two are drowning in fluff and Charlie is watching in pure shock, wondering how she got a duck sister and how you managed to rizz her dad by using cutesy flirting and ducks.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#lucifer#lucifer x reader#lucifer headcanons
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Hi hi hi hi hi big fan of your writing :3 do ya think you can do a vox x female reader when their out in public and some ones hits on reader??? *Disclaimer* I luv u (platonically)
Omg I love this idea and I love you too (platonically as well)!! Vox is my bbg and any idea to get me writing for him is literal heaven-
Anyway, he's a bit of a Yandere, I just know it!!! So here!
Vox x fem!reader
Oneshot!
"Aggro of a Bleeding Heart"

It was rare when you and Vox decided to roam Petagram City. The amount of low-class sinners that also roamed the place made it unsafe not just because of the extreme classicism the Vees believed in, but because crime was as high as you’d expect a city in Hell to be. Of course, today was an exception because you two were on your way to an exclusive club and you just refused to drive to a place so nearby.
So when you arrived at this club, he chose a table for the both of you and got up to greet some fellow overlords. You simply sat there, fancy purse in hand as you patiently waited for your Vox. You were always well-dressed and put together. It was one of the many benefits of being an Overlord’s girlfriend. A particular piece of your outfit that you always flaunted was a huge “V” shaped broach he’d given you. His hat logo atop of the letter. Some people commented on it seeming like him taking ownership of you (which might be true deep down within Vox’s heart) but truth be told, to you, it was a symbol of how close he was to your heart.
Now, needless to say, looking that pretty attracted men to you. All of which you rejected immediately. But rejection didn’t stop men at times. As was the case with the sinner who was flirting with you right now.
“Come on babe~ He probably doesn’t even pay attention to you~ And he definitely doesn’t please you.” The sinner smirked, pointing at your broach.
You made a face of slight disgust at him, “You don’t know anything about me, ok?” You huffed, undignified.
“Oh, I but I bet he doesn’t treat you right. Come on…~ Ditch that flat screen bastard. C’mon, you know you wanna…~” He insisted. You shook your head, suddenly noticing a figure behind him. Good, this would be over soon.
"I already told you, I'm not interested." You scoffed.
Behind him stood Vox, electricity cracking behind him and fangs out like a bloodthirsty animal. He was beyond protective of you and upon seeing another man speaking to you while you tried to move away from him, he knew he had to jump in.
“Í̷̬s̶̨͂ ̶̟͆ḧ̴̖e̸͆͜ ̷̯̊b̷̗̄o̶̡̐ẗ̴̮́ẖ̸͗ȩ̴͝r̶̢̃ǐ̵͍n̵̡͗g̶̗̈ ̸͍͠y̴͜͝ỏ̴͖ű̷̩,̸̞̒ ̶̦͋b̸̼̿ǎ̶̢ḅ̴͆y̷͖͝?̶̭̇ ” He asked, unable to keep his voice normal. The glitching being a sign of his agitation. He wanted to murder the man in front of him, strangle him with his bare hands, but he couldn’t. He would not dare cause that big of a scene.
“I already told him that I wasn't interested in him.” You sighed, simply annoyed by the stranger’s persistence.
That stranger turned quickly, and once he saw Vox behind him, attempted to scurry away from the situation. However, Vox swiftly appeared in front of him, grabbing the man by the collar.
“Y̵o̷u̴'̷r̶e̴ ̵p̷r̶e̶t̶t̸y̴ ̶f̶u̷c̶k̸i̶n̵g̵ ̶b̵o̷l̴d̸,̸ ̶a̸r̴e̴n̴'̶t̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸?̴ ̷T̴a̸l̴k̵i̶n̶g̵ ̸t̸o̵ ̸m̴y̵ ̴g̵i̸r̵l̴ ̷t̸h̵a̷t̶ ̶w̷a̴y̶.̷.̶.̸ ” Vox hissed, still crackling in pure rage. “I̶ ̷h̴e̸a̷r̴d̸ ̶a̷l̷l̵ ̴t̷h̴e̸ ̷s̵h̷i̸t̶ ̷y̴o̶u̸ ̷w̶e̴r̴e̴ ̴t̴e̵l̴l̴i̴n̶g̷ ̶h̷e̷r̸.̷ ̴Y̸o̵u̴ ̸t̶h̷i̴n̶k̵ ̸I̷ ̶c̵a̵n̸'̶t̴ ̶p̸l̶e̸a̸s̴e̶ ̷m̸y̸ ̸o̷w̴n̸ ̸w̶o̷m̴a̵n̷?̵ ” Vox added. His voice shaking as much as his hands. He looked like a rabid dog and it was… kind of hot to you.
“N-no, s-sir!” The man stuttered.
“It’s not what I heard you say, you u̸g̸l̸y̷ ̶f̵u̷c̷k̴i̵n̴g̵ ̷s̵l̷u̴g̴… I’ll give you two minutes to leave the vicinity before I b̴l̷o̸w̷ ̶y̵o̴u̶r̴ ̸f̸u̴c̶k̸i̶n̵g̶ ̴b̵r̶a̷i̴n̴s̸ ̴o̵u̸t̷ ̶w̵i̵t̵h̸ ̶a̷ ̸C̶r̶a̵m̵i̴n̶e̶.̴.̴.̸ ” He threatened. Oh, and he was very much capable of this. Shooting a sinner with an authentic Carmine weapon was something he’d proved he wasn’t above doing when it came to your safety or his jealousy, for that matter. And unlike regular gunshots, there was no coming back from a fatal shot from a Carmine weapon. If you were killed by it, you were fucked. Gone into oblivion.
“Y-yes sir!” The sinner stuttered. Vox let go of his collar and the puny man that had flirted with you a few minutes ago was now stumbling over himself trying to leave the club.
Vox shuddered, calming down and sitting next to you. He wrapped his arm around your shoulders and pulled you closer towards him. “Fuck… I hate the fucking scum we live amongst. I’m not leaving you alone on a night out ever again, I’m… sorry about that bastard.”
“It ok Voxxie, it was kinda hot… what you did, you know?” You chuckled slightly.
“Yeah? You like it when I get all jealous over you?” He smirked, letting out a breathy chuckle.
“Yeah, I like it when you get all glitchy and crackly. It’s kinda cute...” You giggled.
“I should do it more often, then~.” He chuckled, planting a peck on your lips.
You kissed his screen and chuckled, "You should, it suits you a lot~" You cooed, placing a hand on his chest.
Vox let out another chuckle, "Well, good to know. Now I know how to win you over when you're being a brat."
"Hush, you! We're in public!" You protested, embarrassed that he'd say that out loud, but finding it kind of funny.
"Who said I meant it that way. Get your mind out of the gutter, baby~" He teased, holding your waist.
"I fucking hate you." You joked.
"Oh, you love me~" He retorted with a cocky laugh.
#yandere vox#yandere vox x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#vox x reader headcanons#yandere vox is canon#vox x reader#vox#vox hazbin#jealous vox#istg vox is my life#vox is so silly i swear
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DEBIT OR CREDIT-
➳ request: headcanons about arranged business marriage with the host club? Like are they trying to keep it under wraps for the sake of the host club or are they not trying to hide it at all?
➳ character/s: suoh tamaki, ootori kyoya, fujioka haruhi, hitachiin hikaru, hitachiin kaoru, haninozuka mitsukuni, morinozuka takashi
➳ warnings: swearing, marriage, reader is rich, established relationship (haruhi, honey, mori)
➳ notes: when is it my turn to marry mori-
𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 / 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 / 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬 / 𝐰𝐢𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
── 𝐒𝐔𝐎𝐇 𝐓𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈.
HAHAHAHA
bitch can't keep a secret for more than 5 minutes
haruhi not being a girl is the only exception
he doesn't know a thing about you, but you're attractive and he's sure he can learn to love you
also he doesn't wanna disappoint his or your family by saying no
and he's very confident in his rizz
certain you will fall in love with him
but because he can't hide this from people, he did lose some customers
because some of the girls find it a bit too weird flirting with a taken man
rightfully so
and he pouted about it for a while, but also knows that as flirty as he does get with his guests
you are first priority
you're the one he's marrying, and he will be faithful to you
will actually reel his hosting back a little bit to give you more comfort
the club is partly responsible for that after expressing concerns
── 𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐈 𝐊𝐘𝐎𝐘𝐀.
he probably never brought it up cause no one asked
even then, he's probably gonna lie and say you're not engaged
he won't do anything to prove otherwise though
it'll take a long time before he starts showing that he likes you in a remotely romantic way
never mind platonic
this is a business thing and a business thing only
is what he'd like to say
but after the club find out, they urge him to be more involved in this future marriage
will start hanging out with you more often and being a little more talkative at family dinners
he won't be affectionate with you past a simple kiss on the back of your hand
when he starts getting more involved in his father's company
taking over the company
he will open up a lot more to you because you were there and supported the journey even though you didn't really know him
it's a long journey, but it's worth it eventually
extreme patience with this man
── 𝐅𝐔𝐉𝐈𝐎𝐊𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐇𝐈.
100% a charity case
but you were dating before your parents said you should marry a commoner
to make it seem like your family aren't anti-commoner
it was kinda stupid, but hey, it meant you'd be allowed to marry haruhi so you weren't complaining too much
nothing in your relationship changed, because the people don't need to know of the business arrangement
haruhi is very much like
"damn rich people-"
but people never knew you were dating it the first place
only the host club knew and you had to duct tape tamaki's mouth shut
but since neither of you were out as a couple, you saw no need to tell people
and it was much easier to keep it under wraps
the host club did throw an engagement party for you guys though
there was no escaping that one
but it wasn't on campus grounds where someone could see
overall, pretty happy you didn't have to fight to marry the person you love
── 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐔.
hides it because of the whole brotherly love thing
also because it'd be a funny prank to suddenly be married
what a whacky turn of events
even then, people would probably think he was joking if he said he was engaged
kyoya would be the one to tell the people (tamaki) that it isn't a joke
hikaru isn't really a fan of this arranged business marriage thing, but he's also not too fussed
just another person to prank-
he started to appreciate you more when you first told him apart from kaoru though
and then you did it again
and again
and every time since then
maybe getting married to you wasn't such a bad idea...
after the base getting to know each other, it's a much easier time bonding
because he knows you're not an asshole for sure
and you're not putting up with his shit, so he might as well get on your good side, i guess-
── 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐈𝐍 𝐊𝐀𝐎𝐑𝐔.
less likely to hide it than hikaru
but he's not gonna be overly vocal about it
because of the brotherly love gimmick-
he won't announce that you're ENGAGED
that's a big jump for everyone, especially tamaki
tamaki would lose his mind if he ever found out one of the shady twins was engaged
but kaoru will show you hints of affection
initially as teasing, but after getting to know you a bit more outside of business affairs, it becomes more genuine
still not massively open about it though
a lil affectionate noogie or arm around your shoulders
he won't pretend like he doesn't know you or that you guys aren't together to some extent
but he's not gonna go parading that around
would be kind enough to tell you about the brotherly love gimmick though
so you don't call off this engagement because you think he's genuinely romantically and sexually involved with his twin
when you first told him apart from hikaru, he was in love-
── 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐀 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐈.
not capable of hiding it
he can't hide his love for you because he was gonna marry you anyway??
very cheery when you walk into the room
"LOOK IT'S MY FIANCEE!"
always feeding you cake, even if you can feed yourself
always cuddling you, will cling even if you're walking
his family are probably much more chill than the others
so he got to pick who he married, so long as it would benefit the haninozuka's
puts some serious boundaries in place if he continues to host though
platonic sessions only now
just a nice snack and a chat
will get more serious if any girl tries to push that boundary, especially if you're nearby
is constantly asking you to show off your ring to people
holds that hand all the time as well, because he can feel the ring
and be content knowing that he gets to marry you
── 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐊𝐀 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈.
doesn't hide it and would probably mention it when it first happened
doesn't wanna be heckled by anyone, but wants people to respect your relationship
an absolute gentleman
also doesn't have a super strict family in terms of dating
just as long as they make him happy and he makes them happy, and there won't be a scandal
often kisses your ring when you're just sitting together
tamaki screamed and probably broke the windows because how could he not know???
mori is probably a little bit more talkative in public when you're around
probably won't even host anymore, he'd quit once you got engaged, even if you said he could keep doing it
now he's just a honey bodyguard
he'll still talk to the girls if they ask him questions, but he wants them to know that he's off limits
does so many little favors for you, you're so spoilt (he doesn't go overboard)
unless someone outright asks him though, he won't disclose that you're to be wed
being in a relationship is serious enough in his eyes, and this was technically supposed to be business stuff anyway
maybe he'll show off a little at host club events-
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I am absolutely fucking insane and want to see Edgar in pain
Like physically not emotionally or mentally
I’m weirg
I didn't want to be simply cruel to our lil guy in this so its very tame... it simply goes against my programming to be mean to my pookie bear lmao But I'm so thankful for the request!!
“I’m fine,” Edgar pressed, annoyance evident in his shaken voice, “seriously.”
You sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose and groaning. “Edgar, seriously, you have so much dust buildup in those vents it could cause a fire.” You gestured toward his base component. “I just need to clean it with some compressed air. It’s literally not a big deal!”
He whined again.
“To you, it’s not! To me, it feels too… personal. I’m very sensitive, you know.”
Your shoulders dropped at his words. “Edgar, please? I just don’t want you to get hurt. Or set the apartment on fire. Or both!”
You deployed your best pleading tone for this, hoping, praying, that he’d let you inside to clean him. You just couldn’t bear to see him get so gunked up like this; it made you feel like a bad friend, in a way. He wasn’t able to clean himself, so naturally, that responsibility fell on you. Who would you be if you continued to let him deteriorate like this?
His screen went dim as he thought over your words. You always had a way of swaying him, he feared.
He knew you were right. He was just really, really nervous. An emotion still new to him, but all the more unwelcome. It ruminated inside of him, bubbling up and out of his fans. They struggled to rotate, and he could feel his internal temperature struggling to maintain itself.
“Fine,” he murmured, “but I want to stay on. I don’t need to be plugged in, just… I’m not powering off.”
A weight lifted from your chest as you let out a weary, bated breath. “Oh, thank goodness. I promise, I’ll be careful. I kind of have to. I don’t want to get shocked.”
He chuckled, voice deep and thick with nerves, yet it reverberated through your chest and down through your fingertips. Why were you so worked up about this? It just felt too intimate, for whatever reason. The way your fingers brushed lightly over his casing to move him, eliciting a small whimper of surprise barely whispering from his speakers, your screwdriver carefully unscrewing each little screw, the atmosphere growing thicker with every passing second. The air felt thick and hot. Edgar stayed silent, but you could nearly tangibly feel his fear pricking the air like electricity. It tingled against your fingertips as you carefully lifted his casing to reveal his insides.
It’s nothing you haven’t seen before. You quite literally restored him; you’ve spent hours scrubbing the gunk off his motherboards. But that was before. Before you knew who he was and before you began to harbor very confusing feelings for the old computer. That was before you heard his playful voice praising the ground you walked on, complimenting you till you became a mess of nerves, making songs for you…
He did not seem to understand the meaning of casual.
You had mulled this concept over many nights; what he could possibly be feeling for you. Is this sentient machine flirting with you? Don’t be ridiculous. But who would ever write a love song dedicated to someone like that? Who would send constant sweet messages of praise and encouragement, or do domestic tasks like make coffee every morning, or microwave leftovers, or sit snugly in your arms, watching cheesy rom-coms? Is that platonic? Do you feel platonically for him? What are you feeling?
“Okay, I see where most of the dust is,” you, with great force, willed yourself back to reality to face the task at hand. “This is probably going to be really cold.”
You took your can of compressed air and angled it against the little dust bunny caked against his vents and pulled the trigger. A hard, icy stream of air shot out, fanning across his motherboards, ports, connectors, and quite literally everything else.
You couldn't help but wince at the harsh sound it made.
He hissed loudly, causing you to jolt and cease your icy barrage. If he were able to, he would have jumped out of his casing right then and there.
“Agh, stop! I- I can’t. I can’t do it, it’s cold- it-” he began panting, somehow, despite his lack of lungs, “it hurts. I don’t like it…!”
His whine tore at your heartstrings. You hated to be the cause of such discomfort. The dust bunny was nearly three-fourths gone now, and just one good-angled blast of air could probably clear it out. You swallowed your bubbling emotions and forced yourself to be firm yet gentle.
“C’mon Edgar, I know it hurts, but I’m almost done. Just one more time, and it’ll be over, okay? Can you do that for me?”
Your voice was thick and sweet like honey as you spoke to him. He cursed himself for feeling some kind of way at your voice. The icy trail the compressed air had left seemed to disappear as quickly as it came as he began to heat up at the sound of your words.
The way you were so gentle with him despite how utterly helpless he was…
Why did he like it so damn much? Why was he almost excited? Why did he feel like things between you were going to be awkward for the rest of the day?
“O-okay… I trust you, just- please? Be quick?”
You softly smiled at him, and damn it, this shouldn’t feel so intimate but it did. He felt guilty thinking these things while you were just trying to help, but could you blame him? Who in their right mind wouldn’t want someone like you doing something like this?
Damn.
He’s got it bad.
You pulled the trigger to the compressed air again and this time he bit back the yelp of pain. It hurt, but it also felt… good? He was confused. Was this relaxing or not? Did he like the feeling of being cared for in this way? No, it felt like shit. It was cold and harsh. But it was gentle and soft.
The stream of air suddenly became a bit too frigid for his tastes.
“Ah, stop, stop! It’s too cold, I- ugh, am I clean yet?”
You halted your blast of air, checking his screen for any signs of real damage, yet he seemed to be fine, just shaken.
You examined his vents one last time. “Yeah, I think you should be good for a while.”
He sighed dramatically. “Finally!”
You carefully assembled him back together again. He almost purred as you did so, his plastic warm to the touch. His fans whirred to life as you smiled at him. You could already hear how the airflow had improved.
“Ah, see, isn’t that better?”
His little green screen rolled its eyes. “Yeah, whatever. It feels great. Now watch movies with me! You owe me.”
His voice boomed with energy. You supposed it worked better than he expected it to. He already seems much more chipper and energetic. Are you going to regret this later? Probably. But his constant pestering for your attention endeared you.
You laughed and petted his casing as his little digital face leaned into your touch. “Alright, you’re right… What do you want to watch?”
His face turned mischievous, and sometimes when he looked at you like that, you swore you could see little horns sprout atop his head.
“Something dirty!”
“Absolutely not.”
#electric dreams 1984#edgar electric dreams x reader#electric dreams x reader#ai x reader#electric dreams edgar#artificial intelligence x reader#electric dreams#i love edgar#edgar electric dreams#electric dreams edgar x reader#electric dreams 1984 x reader#objectum
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I came across an old post the other day, about the nature of Jikooks relationship, this post was circa April 2018. The op said they thought Jikook had a special relationship (baring in mind this is after GCFT), but that they did not know if it was 'romantic' in nature. The post I was reading though, was about JM himself, and how he is a flirt. To summarise the view of the op - he is just that, a flirt, flirts with anyone, but this is not necessarily romantic either, just his nature, and the way he communicates/puts people at ease. To be fair, it kinda made sense what op was saying - ba I think we all know, JM loves to be loved, and loves to give love. Op then added on the end that bs of JM's endless 'flirting with everyone and anyone he encounters, it is hard to know when he might have a different interest in someone (I think they were truly referring to the members here, and ships).
However, what struck me reading it, is that, if that is the case, if that is how op/and others see JM, how is he ever meant to show romantic interest in someone? If he is only seen as an endless flirt, and reduced to that, how could someone differentiate between platonic/harmless" flirting and ‘romantic flirting'. It made me feel quite indignant about how JM himself might perceive that.
I say this also because if op decided that in their eyes jikook have a special relationship, but one which might not be romantic in nature. Because their own personal relationship is like that… typical lmao. But using jikooks bond as an example - how would one then decide whether it was indeed 'romantic?
So, if we think about jikook up until mid-2018 - and all the things they actually did up to, and during that time, that make their bond stand out - what more could anyone want? We're talking about, as I said above, post GCFT, post BV3 (filming at least, b I can't remember the dates), etc, etc.
And this got me to thinking what it would be like to actually date one of these boys. especially Jikook.
How in the world is one meant to think that JM is into you, if all he does is flirt with others? How would you feel special? How would you navigate a relationship with JM/JK, when they seem hell bent on dedicating time solely to each other. Would said person not feel left out, upset/angry? If I was with JM or JK in 2023 for example, and said bf decided to hop on a plane and fly 15 hours to go see his bft whom he had drifted from apparently, and film a show where they ended up in bed cosy and slapping ass, and then travelled again, and again, lastly to romantic and snowy Sapporo. I mean my bags would be packed sooner than you can say boo to a goose.
Or, hypothetically, even as a prospective future partner, even googling content like that would probably spike jealously in even the sanest person - because logically how would one ever feel comfortable letting them be around the other? What kind of sane person would put up with that? Where is the self respect! I mean that seriously.
Because to me, all these boys have ever done (esp in recent years) is single themselves out as something, and I would eat my own arm if that something is not 'romantic' in nature, because otherwise what is the point, truly. BTS are the biggest band in the wsrld, they do not need to do FS, they do not need to make up elaborate lies to sell themselves. Nothing about likeeks relationship actually sells with the fandom at large anyway, lets be honest, so there is no need for them to do what they do. Unless that is, they want to, and they cannot help it.
Objectively then, since ops post was mid 2018, 7 years has all but passed. We have had many, many ‘moments' that stand out, we all know them, I won't list them. Then we come to 2023, and we have the show, and the enlistment. I did wonder for a brief second what op might think about that, since they stopped posting in 2019, but then I thought, who cares, because honestly, to me, that sort of narrative is tired, and then some.
Jikook have singled themselves out as a duo to be reckoned with, in the charts and in life, and contrary to what those with views like op think, they have done that with purpose. Again, they didn't have to, they chose to, and to me that means something. I am not talking about how Hebi and JM have a really close relationship that the fandom acknowledges, or that vain are 'soul mates', or JK and Jin are close, or JK fell in love with Joon's thighs and has a man crush on him. This is different, markedly so.
But going back to JM and his 'flirty' personality, is it me or does JM do less of this in recent years? He was an extraordinary performer in LYS/SY era, he really did have an outgoing flirty persona on and off stage, but the JM of 2023 at least, did not ts me. He seemed shy, reserved, giggly sometimes, but also not always, by the latter half of 2023, more assure of himself. For example, he treated Sophia with upmost respect, he didn't flirt imo. His female dancers too, although solos go gah gal over their ‘interactions' (be they are hetro losers) he was literally just being professional. I call this maturity, and him coming into his own. Him letting some of that overriding need to be loved, or to be loud go, almost. If that makes sense?
This brings me to another thing the op said in a different post, but linked to the original, in that JM the flirt king' was simply that with JK at the start, just flirty and not in a romantic interest kind of way, and that JK (a baby gay), confronted JM about this eventually, said he likes him, and that JM replied with '1 don't like boys like that'. So not only did OP in their 'wisdom' confine JM to a flirt, but also a queer baiter of sorts? And that JK is happy with that because at least he gets JMs attention...I mean what the heck is that?!! The OP said it would not surprise them at all because JM flirts with anyone, that he is indeed straight. Well, I guess we do not know, but since said post, the portfolio was released, and I will leave that up to others interpretation. But I will say, to me JM has shown us part of who he is, and he is not a queer baiter like op suggests.
All this to say, that my overriding thoughts when reading opinions like that of op, or even recent ones of some of his solos, is that everyone pigeonholes JM into what they want him to be, maybe that is because he is an Idol, it's the job description, but he is so much more than that, much more human and much more nuanced. I mean what would such as op think a 'romantic' relationship looks like - the sheer love that excludes from these two, the way they look at so, the way JK sucked JMs ear in front of thousands, a romantic travel video with a love song bought for exclusive use, the sheer devotion you see from them, the domesticity, the companionship, they are the best of friends, the support they give, the laughter, the quiet moments, the commitment they showed when enlisting together, travelling together? What more could they do honestly?
As I said above, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with either one of them, given how they are with each other... that would be a hell no from me.
Anon, this is a lot to unpack.
(I want to preface and for reference for future posts, that I am an INFJ, so I can be somewhat analytical but I function and communicate primarly with emotions and intuition, so I can only convey my feelings to you, and it is very unlikely I will bombard you with any type of facts, dates ect. Due to my spiritual journey many memories from the past are also erased as soon as they enter my mind, due to focusing mainly on the present moment. So I usually can't tell you "yes but this happened at that moment!", the only thing I can truly say is my feelings about a situation, and the perceptions I had/have of it because from the memories that's the only thing that truly stays with me. Just so you know this is a particular way of answering asks and it is not my intention to stay vague but this is how I usually communicate. I'm ok at conveying feelings but that's about it lol so bear with me)
Look, I kinda hate this "Jimin is a flirt" narrative going on, even back then.
You know why? Because people take a statement such as this, and you know what they do with it? They make a generalization out of it, they reduce Jimin to it, they try to label him, and put him in a tiny box, which IS NOT how real people function. Jimin is a real complex human.
Did Jimin flirt? Yes. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Did he always do it? No. But the most important thing is HOW he flirted with everyone in contrast to Jungkook.
Because this OP reducing him to an endless flirt who couldn't tell when he had romantic feelings, it is just a load of crap to me.
There always has been A HUGE difference in how he flirts with other people vs Jungkook, and you have to be a fool not to notice.
With other people it's playful, it's cute, it's harmless, it's just for fun, IT HAS NO WEIGHT.
But with Jungkook? Cheesh it's a different story entirely.
I will put it simply: with Jungkook, Jimin cares. It is not for fun. It can be playful, but there is a tension, there is a weight, their is a different level of emotion that comes out from Jimin. It's in the body language, it's in the voice, I don't even know how to explain this, you just see it on his face, and feel it. It shows. And I know it is stupidly vague and subjective.
But even back in the beginning, when Jimin had a crush on Jungkook and was bodly showing it. Your OP might say it was all for fun, he was teasing, which he was. But behind the laughters there were repeated actions and words, their was a fucking intent behind all of this, and you can't tell me this intent this OP could not feel it.
The intent, the crush, the desire, the love, however how innocent it was presented, was real. It was real. It was Jimin's true feelings.
The difference is that when Jimin flirts with Jungkook vs other members or anyone, there are always a depth of feelings behind that flirting. Which he doesn't show with anyone else. How can people not pick up on this?
With Jungkook there is more. It's not all fun&games, in truth it looks quite serious at times, like this has an affect&effect on a private level we know nothing about.
With other people Jimin doesn't care and he does what he does because he wants to. I've never seen this side of him being immature in any way, but more of him being his loving self. It was harmless after all.
(Except with Jungkook)
Because I need to remind that he has never done the things he did with Jungkook with ANY OTHER MEMBER or anyone for that matter! Once again this is not the same levels of flirtations!
Jimin has never been a queerbaiter, he hates fanservice, so the only logical explanation is that his feelings have been true from the start. Even if on stage he has a persona, he often shakes his head when other members do fanservice, he disapproves. Why? Because the moments he has with Jungkook, they are real, the other stuff are not.
The moments with Jungkook have nothing to do with his persona, it's specifically for jungkook & their relationship, it's playing in front of millions but it's not about us at all, it's their own private moment that we just happen to witness, because their relationship is an alive ongoing thing that doesn't stop and continues with every one of their interactions, whether on stage, backstage, in interviews, in reality shows. They are constantly living it and it is ever enfolding. They are not gonna suddenly stop just because we happen to see it.
That's why they also have been so open about it, in a way they don't have much of a choice.
Unfortunately I think over time, circumstances of fame hardened Jimin in a way, he is more private now, more closed-off.
In recent years I have very few memories of him flirting with anyone but Jungkook. He has been nothing but polite and professional and caring with everyone he meets.
So the "Jimin is an endless flirt" doesn't sit right with me at all. He CAN flirt he HAS flirted but not all the time and he did it especially with Jungkook more than everyone else since debut.
Isn't that good indication whom he has romantic feelings for? If that's not enough idk what people want.
I wish people would stop reducing the members to cartoon cliché unidimensional characters they made up in their heads because that's not how humans work. They are not "just this" or "just that", they are layered and changeable and ever evolving. Do you know how complex we are as beings? Anyway.
So no, even when Jimin flirted, I never ever saw him as "nothing but a flirt" in my mind. That's not true, and it doesn't feel right to think it. Because I don't know him intimately enough to pass any kind of judgement like this. One of my favorite saying is "To define is to limit" so I tend to not do this with other people. Because once you made a definitive statement like this it opens the door to any kind of shortcuts, easy and lazy pathways to try to comprehend someone. But people are not easy to understand, and most people don't even understand themselves that well. So please, can we not do that? It's not that simple.
I agree with you. I couldn't date any of them with the other in the picture (I mean I couldn't date any of them period lmao). But yeah how can any other bond compare to jikook's bond, anything else would pale in comparison, they have more than 10 years behind them, bonding life experiences they won't be able to find with anybody else, a connexion so deep and fluid and easy and loving, how can you compete with this?
Since they met I don't believe there has been anyone else serious.
Idk, am I crazy? Does this post makes any sense to you? Am I the only one understanding it this way?
Anyway anon thank you for sharing this reading of yours which was like?? Weird but ok
Feel free to send me your thoughts anytime I will gladly read them 💜 and answer when I can
Take care 🥰
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Hello! Congratulations on 10K!
I just wanted to say, you are such an incredible writer – I love love love the attention you pay to small details and how intimately you know the characters you write! Your writing has brought me so much comfort and joy, I just can't get enough of it.
Can I please request secrets in the dark with poly marauders and letters g, x, y and z. Thank you! <3
Awe thank you so much angel, this really means the world. I'm lucky to have you reading <33
g = getting together; how did it all come about? were there any pre-existing relationships between them?
So, i could really see this one going a million different ways, but in most of my imaginings wolfstar was first. Like maybe it wasn't even an established relationship, maybe sirius told james about his crush on remus and in james' attempts to get them together he realizes that he has a crush on remus and oh no, oh shit, he's such a bad friend, and because he can't keep anything from sirius he does eventually tell him and between the three of them they work it out. If reader was growing up with them at this time I imagine she'd likely be in the same position as james, having crushes on multiple people and upset with herself for being so disloyal to her friends, and would thusly get roped into it along with james, but if they met after wolfstarbucks was established I think it'd be a rather simple case of sirius and james flirting with her instinctively, remus not hating it, and them all slowly but with decent communication figuring out how to be together. The idea that tha marauders' friendship was founded before anything else is really core to me
x = xoxo; who checks up on their partners a lot when they’re apart? do they call, or are texts enough to make them feel close?
I think Sirius gets anxious the fastest, he wants more reassurance that you're okay and that your relationship is still good and this results in lots of spontaneous calls whenever the insecurity hits him. James I think would be more likely to have regular or casual calls, just when he has a few minutes as he's walking somewhere and/or every night after supper, he wants to hear your voice and he misses you but it doesn't come from as desperate a place as Sirius'. For both of them, I think texts work just fine but they'll still feel deprived if they don't talk to you fairly often. Remus I think is unlikely to call you on his own—he never wants to be a bother—but he will text you and at the ends of calls might say something casual like "I'll be free tomorrow after work if you want to call again" so that you reach out to him. He wants to be on the phone with you but he doesn't often want to initiate, if that makes sense
y = yearn; who misses their partners the easiest (ie, calls them to hear their voices when all they’ve done is run to the grocery store)?
Answered in another ask <3
z = zealous; who was especially eager in their pursuit of the relationship? was anyone more reserved in their want for it?
I think James was probably the most eager about this. Sirius was a close second, but I imagine him having some insecurities around sharing and being unsure how things would work out with all four of you, scared to jeopardize either the romantic or platonic relationships he already has. Remus I think feels similarly, but he's more okay with it, he just wants to take things slower than James is so he's probably the one tempering you all the most and trying to make sure you don't fuck it up before you get a chance to really sink into it
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okay, so I know you've written Girl! Mack (I absolutely loved it, and I constantly go back and reread it), but what do you think of Girl!Will? Even better with a bit of jealous (and confused about it) Mack?

of course hehe <3 these are always fun to explore!!🩵 fic under the cut !
(the girl!mack fic in question in case anyone was wondering!:)
Mack’s not jealous.
He’s not.
There’s no reason to be.
It’s not like he and Will are a thing. They’re just best friends. Teammates. Rookies in the same goddamn locker room, going through all the same firsts together—first call-up, first NHL point, first time getting chirped to hell in the group chat for tripping over a wire and faceplanting in the tunnel.
Normal stuff.
Totally platonic.
So when one of the older guys—Romy, of all people, with his floppy hair and his charming little accent—leans over at morning skate to whisper something in Will’s ear that makes her laugh, Mack definitely doesn’t care.
“Hmm,” she says, grinning, tapping her stick against the boards. “We’ll see.”
Romy smiles. A lot. Too much.
Mack glares at the ice. “Jesus Christ,” he mutters.
Will skates past him without noticing, ponytail bouncing, cheeks flushed from the cold, and he feels it like a punch to the gut. It’s always like that with her—bright and golden, like the world turns a little slower when she’s in the room. Even in full gear, hair tucked up, helmet on—there’s just something about her. Something warm.
“Earth to Mack,” Eky says from behind him. “You okay, dude? You’re staring like you’re about to commit a felony.”
Mack blinks. “I’m not.”
“You’re glaring at Romy.”
“I’m not glaring, I’m just—” he waves a hand, vague and annoyed. “He’s being weird.”
Eky raises an eyebrow. “He asked Will what her weekend plans were.”
“So?”
“So… she’s single?”
“She’s busy.”
Eky snorts. “Dude.”
Mack ignores him.
He isn’t jealous.
He’s just… confused.
About Will.
About the way she makes him feel.
About the fact that she always sits next to him in video review, even though there are open chairs. That she steals bites of his post-game granola bar like it belongs to her. That she yells “Mackie!!” across the parking lot whenever she sees him, all excited and shameless, like she likes being seen with him.
That she once sat on the hotel bed next to him, in sleep shorts and messy hair, and rested her head on his shoulder for no reason at all—and Mack didn’t breathe for like three whole minutes.
He doesn’t get it.
She’s… Will.
Cool. Friendly. Casual.
Definitely not flirting.
Probably not.
Except she called him handsome that one time after he fought a guy and split his lip. Said it like a joke, but her eyes did that shiny thing they do when she’s not sure if she should be saying it.
And she touches him. A lot.
Playfully, but still.
So maybe he does have a thing.
Maybe he’s got a problem.
But it’s not jealousy.
Except it is jealousy when Will walks into the locker room after practice, hair still damp from her shower, hoodie too big, and someone else—some other idiot from the third line—whistles low and says, “Damn, Smith, that hoodie yours or your boyfriend’s?”
Will laughs. “Nah, just mine.”
Mack clenches his jaw.
Will drops onto the bench next to him, shoving her feet into her sneakers, totally unfazed. “What?”
Mack doesn’t look at her. “Nothing.”
“You look grumpy.”
“I’m fine.”
Will raises an eyebrow. “Are you mad at me?”
“No.”
“Okay, then what’s your deal?”
“You’re just—” he waves his hand again, frustrated. “You’re always letting guys hit on you.”
Will laughs. “I’m not letting them—what am I supposed to do, wear a ‘don’t talk to me’ sign?”
Mack shrugs. “Wouldn’t be the worst idea.”
She stares at him. “Are you seriously mad that I’m… what, friendly?”
“I’m not mad,” Mack says tightly. “I just think you could be a little more… aware.”
“Of what?”
“Of what you’re doing to people.”
Will freezes, eyes narrowing. “What I’m doing?”
“You flirt with everyone.”
“I do not—”
“You laughed at Romy’s stupid little joke!”
“Because it was funny!”
“It wasn’t!”
They’re both standing now, toe to toe in the middle of the locker room, voices rising. A few guys pretend not to watch them. Bordy’s openly staring.
Will crosses her arms. “So what, you get to be jealous now?”
“I’m not jealous!”
“Then what are you?!”
“I like you, okay?” Mack explodes. “I like you and I don’t know what to do about it because you’re—you’re you, and you walk around like you don’t even notice how you affect people, and I’m going insane, and—fuck.”
Silence.
Will blinks.
Then, slowly—so slowly—she smiles.
“Oh,” she says.
Mack exhales. “Yeah.”
“You like me.”
“Yes.”
“As in—”
“As in not just friends.”
She grins. “Huh.”
“What.”
“Nothing,” she says, beaming. “Just good to know I’m not the only one.”
Mack stares. “Wait, what?”
Will laughs, giddy and breathless. “Macklin Celebrini, are you seriously this dumb?”
“I’m not—”
“I’ve liked you since training camp,” she says. “Since the first time you passed me the puck and said ‘good hands’ and turned bright red and immediately skated away.”
Mack flushes. “I didn’t—”
“You did.”
She’s close now, warm and smug, and Mack forgets how to breathe again.
Will steps into his space, eyes soft. “You gonna kiss me now or what?”
“I—” he swallows. “Yeah. Yeah, I am.”
And he does.
Right there, in the locker room, with half the team still watching.
Afterward, Will presses her forehead to his and grins. “Jealous looks good on you, by the way.”
Mack groans. “Don’t start.”
Will just laughs again.
And kisses him one more time, just to be mean about it.
♡
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First Date - Ignihyde
SUMMARY: What would your first date with Idia be like? I know first dates might not go so well, but let's pretend this is different. ;) In Ortho's case, you are more like his new older sibling because Idia wasn't available. (He didn't want to leave his room -.-) Not a romantic date. Actually, he acts a little like your matchmaker with his older brother.
CHARACTERS: Idia Shroud & Ortho Shroud (Platonic)
TAGS: Fluf; GN Reader; Flirting; Kissing
WARNING: None, I think. I think that in this one I don't give spoilers, so none I can remember.
WORD COUNT: An average of 650 words per character.
Heartslabyul / Savanaclaw / Octavinelle / Scarabia / Pomefiore / Ignihyde / Diasomnia
COMMENTS: The thing is I didn't wanted to just have Idia in here. And i remembered Ortho talking about wanting to go on an amusement park but Idia don't wanting to go and me thinking like "Awww, I would go with you, Ortho."
I hope you enjoy ;)
I hope you don't mind having a nerdy date in Ignihyde. Because a first date outside among the normies is out of the question! Οχι! (No in greek)
However, you will not spend time in his room. For too many reasons, but the main ones are: A) Idia knows spending your first date in the bedroom is the stupidest, most absurd, most insulting idea! I mean, you guys could have dates in his room if the relationship progressed, but for a first date? Absolutely NOT! And B) His room is a total mess. Fortunately: Him being the housewarden + The rest of Ignihyde students being also shut-ins = Him being able to find a good room where nobody bothers you two.
He found an empty room and used technology to decorate it. AKA: Do you remember that magical projector you use on the guest room? Basically the same cause he's a lazy boy. But at least the bean bags and the consoles were real.
He ordered food. Come on, he won't even try to cook, he knows how much he sucks at it. You like pizza right? He asks for your favourite. Ortho told him what it was. He registered all the information about your tastes, preferences, allergies, etc. He also bought your favourite drinks.
It is a really comfy room. The only lights were the RGB around the room. Blue and pink at the moment. And if you smirk at him, like a for a shut-in, you know how to set the mood look,his hair will turn the same colours of the room. But since he knows you have a crush on him too, he's in his confident mode. So he'll smile at you back. And that is going to make your heart skip a beat.
It's probably the chillest first date you could ever have. You two will sink into beanbags and play co-op games while snacking. You'll literally be his player 2. Great chances that you’ll make a mistake or having difficulty at some point in the game and he’ll mess with you and make fun of you. You will pick up one of the cushions around you and throw it at his face. “O-oi! Don't tell me you want to start a pillow fight just because I'm commenting on your lack of ski-” Another hit from you!
“Don't tell me that you're pillow fighting skills are that low you think you can't compete with me." You'd tell him and bring out his proud, competitive side. The flames in his hair get excited, like himself and he starts attacking you with his own pillow. However, he won't use his full strength. The last thing he wants is to hurt you.
But that doesn't stop him from winning the battle with his wits... and foul play. Tickle you! If you say it's foul play, he'll say you sneak attacked him first. He will only stop when you surrender, lying on your beanbag chair with him practically on top of you. When he realizes that, he'll blush, just like the ends of his hair. But since you don't show yourself uncomfortable in that situation, he wouldn't get up either.
“I can't believe you got me into a pillow fight.” He'll tell you, that deep voice of his. “How childish.” But you can see him smile a little. And you feel like teasing him a little more: “I wonder what else can I got you into.” You did it, his hair was all pink now, a bit like his face. But remember, since he knows you like him, he is much more confident. He smirks and bring his face so close to yours that your noses are practically touching. “You would like to know wouldn't you? Go on.” and he speaks in an even deeper voice “Try it.”
If you kiss him, you will feel him return passionately. And you'll feel the two of you sinking into the beanbag.
You ran into Ortho in the courtyard. When he sees you he closes his eyes in a smile, but you had seen his slightly sad expression moments before that. You ask what's going on, but he doesn't want to bother you with it. Then you insist a little more, saying that he can tell you, that he's not bothering you at all.
Then he tells you that a travelling amusement park is coming to Sage's Island and he really wants to go with his older brother, but Idia doesn’t want to leave his room. Instead, he suggested to code up a VR amusement park. But that would defeat the whole purpose! And he says he'd really like to go to that park, because he's never been to one.
“Aww... Would you like me to go with you?” you ask. He looks at you with sparkling big eyes “Really? You would come with me?” Knowing the students at that college, you wonder if he didn't know from the beginning that you would offer to go with him when he told you that story. But honestly, who cares? He is so cute!
You agreed to go pick him at Ignihyde, and then go to the amusement park. But when you arrive, he looks different. His new gear is similar to his Athletic Gear, since he have "normal" feet instead of his regular floating ones. Idia made that new gear, partly because his little brother asked him to go with feet like the other visitors, and because he wanted to make sure Ortho went with a body that could handle the rides.
“You should come with us Onii-san! Are you sure you really don't want to come?” Despite this last attempt, Idia will continue to say no and tell him to have fun with you. “Aww...” Ortho does that smirk with his eyes “Not even knowing that Prefect comes with us? I was pretty sure that would convince you.”
If you ask why he’s saying that, the ends of Idia's hair will start to turn pinker, he’ll say it's nothing, say one last time for you to have fun and hide in the room quickly. Oh well. Ortho is REALLY excited to go, so he practically pulls you along the way.
This boy is so happy to finally go to an amusement park, even though it's not with his brother. If you're not afraid to ride the rides, you're super cool. But if you are afraid of something he wants to ride, he will try to convince you to ride with him. He'll even tell you the low probabilities of you getting hurt. If you agree, he’ll be very grateful. If you're still scared, that's okay, he understands. Also, he is able to read your vital signs and he won't insist you do something you don't want to.
It feels so good to see him so happy. He will ask you if you had fun and that it's a shame Idia didn't go. “He's always so excited to be around you.” he lets it slip, “accidentally”. You ask him to explain it. “Well, I know he always looks scared and uncomfortable but you've seen him smiling, right? One day when he was talking to you, I checked his vitals. His heart beats faster, but not the same way it does when he's anxious, his body temperature rises, his blood pressure drops-” He stops for a moment, and looks at you with that smirk in his eyes “Similar to what's happening to you as I talk about him.”
Even if you don't blush much, he can still read your vitals. “You should take the first step.” He says to you. “Because we both know my brother doesn't have the courage for that. And I'm 97% sure you're not going to regret that. After all, your vitals are almost the same. And according to my research, that can only means one thing.”
If you would like to read more from me, you can find it in my pinned post: INDEX
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I'm basic and like Woosan and Minsung lol. Like, I'm a sucker and click on the YouTube shorts / tiktoks about their chemistry or how they're whipped for each other.
That said, I think if anything, the presence of fan service is a pretty clear indicator that the relationship is platonic lol. Like, if two members were actually dating, flirting, etc. then they'd keep it hidden from the public and probably other idols/industry folks, too.
i saw this on my timeline from a stan of another group. but aren't they telling the truth ? will a real couple be that public with their gay relationship with their bandmate ? Its very unlikely 2 men who have a secret relationship behind the scenes will flaunt it for public to see in their homophobic country, especially knowing its harmful for them their group their company their families etc. Going on trips, filming and releasing it, saying you got bitten, allowing staff to film it, having numerous skinship moments on screen and on stage - especially when one is extra private and professional to the point he even hides his iphone airpods which he shares with his supposed bf because they have a contract with samsung and the one who is stalked every 2 days by his y/n saesangs who apparanlty doesnt know about his sexuality or relationship with bandmate, huh?. This all sums up to them being genuine platonic friends who are playing up for their fans and doesnt mind being called a couple. None of heavily shipped duos in other groups doesnt shy away from pda, even teasing fans in their live streams because at the end of the day they are close friends who have nothing hidden going on or to fear.
Its naive to think jikook are a real couple who should be protected in their homophobic country(or world in general) and from crazy fandom when its Jikook themselves who are exhibiting their friendship in homoromantic way for public to see. Make it make sense ?
I took the bait because I was upset and needed an outlet for my frustration. Consider yourself lucky, Anon—messages like yours usually get blocked without a second thought. Yay, you.
I didn’t bother reading every word you wrote, but I got the gist of it. So now I ask, what exactly were you hoping to accomplish? What kind of reaction were you expecting from me or the people who follow this blog? Did you think we’d suddenly have an epiphany and thank you for ‘enlightening’ us? Were you hoping we’d scramble to find that link to another group's fan who supposedly has all the answers? What was your endgame here?
Did you genuinely believe that after reading this, I’d shut down my blog because a fan from another group made a sweeping statement ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, MIND YOU? That I’d suddenly discard my own opinions, years of observations, and everything I believe in—just because some random fan, who is undoubtedly biased in their own way, decided to declare their version of what, the truth according to you? Why should their perspective or opinion hold more weight than mine or that of any average Jikooker? Why do people like you invest so much energy into trying to convince us that Jikook isn’t real—or, in this case, that it can’t be real for X and Y reasons?
You’re not here for an honest discussion. You’re not offering new insights, nor do you seem remotely interested in hearing a different perspective. So, once again—what exactly was your purpose in sending this?
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