#wendy and lemmy as cartman

[wispisstillverybored67]

I'm goin' down to Darkland, gonna have myself a time (Badass faces everywhere! Strongest folks without temptation!) Goin' down to Darkland, gonna leave my woes behind (Experiments run day or night! People shoutin' "Fuck you human!") Headin' on down to Darkland, gonna see if I can't unwind (I like bangin' silly bitches, and I know my weenie likes it!) So come on down to Darkland, and meet some friends of mine!

[alaskan-wallflower]

Could maybe do headcanons on Wendy and Michael(the goth kid) being cousins and Bebe being a boss at paintball?

i can try!!! also i agree, i love lemmy koopa haha

Wendy and Michael being cousins and Bebe being amazing at paintball includes…

Wendy and Michael being cousins

They’re probably like…step cousins I think

The only times they actually hang out is during family gatherings

tbh i feel like they don’t get along well

he probably told her that stan was a part of their emo group for a bit after they broke up

he probably keeps trying to get wendy to go goth

she probably dressed goth one time and stan nearly had a heart attack

they probably talk sometimes

they go to the same school and wendy probably just ignores him

but during family gatherings she’ll go through his socials and try to talk him out of posting emo quotes for no reason

overall they’re pretty tight

i can’t think of much for this i’m sorry :((

Bebe Stevens paintball headcanons

She’s really good with guns

I kinda headcanon she has an older brother?? He was maybe in college while the show took place

And he probably taught her how to shoot and such

She has a pistol

But she’s really great at paintball

So she probably invites most of the kids in the class to go paintballing with her

Cartman just came along because he found out the rest of the boys were going

so he probably thought ‘hey because bebe is a girl i can kick her ass’

He was out first

She dominated the paintball arena for sure

It probably came down to her and butters lmao

Butters was scared shitless and Bebe eventually won

Nobody fucks with her after that one

[lemmylemons]

I'm keeping my name for my South Park self insert, so damn "Lemmy White". 👍

Just somethings about the self insert and how I'd get along with certain characters

- Honestly, probably would get along really well with Stan, Kyle and Kenny. (Idk if I'd be apart of their group but I'd honestly think it would be fun lol)

- I would probably have to stop myself from beating the legit shit out of Cartman constantly, but, at times, possible POSSIBLE NOT SO EVIL pals

- I'd most likely get along with Jimmy most lol (he's cool ok, I may not be making art of the bros rn lol)

- Wendy is eeeeh, not for sure. I might be able to get along with her, most likely for our hate of Cartman and advocacy.

- BUTTERS IS AN ABSOLUTE YES, I would definitely get along with Mr. Stotch :)

And then the rest of them would be alright, Tweek and Craig would be cool to be around hehe

Idk I'm bored just random shit